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Restaurant Mon Aug 12 2013
Kuma's Tattoo Bingo
So you think you're a fan of Kuma's -- who isn't? Sure, you love the loud metal, the whiskey on tap, and the outrageous burgers. You may even nod approvingly at the tatted-up staff. But only true fans could pick out whose body art is whose, and only the most hard core aficionados could match the chefs to their respective burger philosophies.
And with that, we throw down a challenge. Match the tattoo to the right Kuma's staff member and you're a legit fan... we'll call you a "medium rare" fan. But correctly match the staff member to the tattoo and what burger topping they would be in an ideal world...well, then you're a pork belly and tortilla chip-topped, Siracha-slathered, mint-garnished, rare and messy mother of a Kuma's burger fan. You require a pile of napkins and a hearty IPA to wash down. You're the kind of fan they might name a burger after -- if you were named after a Def Leppard song.
Tattoos:
1.
5.
If you could be any burger topping, what would you be?
a) "Bone marrow, because it's off-putting at first, but if you give me a try I'll win you over."
b) "Pickles, because clearly they preserve themselves!"
c) "A fried oyster-- briny, crunchy, creamy, delicious... and possibly dangerous."
d) "Blood sausage. Salty and mouthwatering."
e) "Bruised kale, because I've been eating kale on everything lately. Plus, I bruise easily."
The Staff:
Answers:
Mike: 1, 5, d
Heather: 3, e
David: 2, 4, a
Hanna: 7, b
Ricky: 6, c