Gapers Block published from April 22, 2003 to Jan. 1, 2016. The site will remain up in archive form. Please visit Third Coast Review, a new site by several GB alumni.
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Monday, October 6
You know, the drive to Milwaukee is boring. Not much to look at, other than the Mars Cheese Castle and outlet malls. Wouldn't it be more fun to take a hovercraft on Lake Michigan?