Justin and Christina, After Hours

OK, so you couldn't get tickets to Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera's big show at the United Center. That's OK, 'cuz we got your tip for where they'll be later that night.
To see just how dirrty Christina is in person, head to the Dragon Room, 809 w. Evergreen, for her afterr-parrty. It runs from 10pm to 4am, with complementary Hypnotiq cocktails served for the first hour. Come early, and bring lots of money.
For you Justin fans, House of Blues at about 10 or 11 is the place to be. The show is sold out, but if you get there early you might get a glimpse of the boy as he makes his way into the club. Or you can throw yourself on the mercy of the scalpers.