Dave Attell in Vernon Hills

Fans of comedian Dave Attell's "Insomniac" show on Comedy Central will be pleased to hear he's performing at Zanies in Vernon Hills July 24-26. He's on at 8pm Thursday, 8 and 9:45 on Friday and 7:30 and 9:45 on Saturday. $25 and a two drink minimum. More info here.
(Wonder what late-night nuttiness he'll find out in Vernon Hills...)

The Mars Volta at Metro

The Mars Volta with Saul Williams and the Rye Coalition at Metro, doors open at 7:30pm. The Mars Volta was formed by founding members of At the Drive In; the concert coincides with the release of their first album, De-Loused In the Comatorium. Tickets go on sale Saturday, 6/21; more info and pre-sale ticket ordering at www.themarsvolta.com.

Newberry Library's Bughouse Square Debates

The Newberry Library is having their annual book fair from Thursday through Sunday. They're also hosting the Bughouse Square Debates in Washington Square Park. There will be prizes for the best speakers and hecklers on Saturday.

World's Largest Ice Cream Social

Come out to the new Cold Stone Creamery at 1533 N Wells Street for the 2nd Annual World's Largest Ice Cream Social. Thursday, July 24th, 5:00 - 8:00pm: Come in and receive a FREE Creation™ to benefit the Make-A-Wish® Foundation. Cake Batter Ice Cream with Oreo’s®, M&M’s® and Fudge, inspired by 7 year old Wish child Alexei.