Whip yr ass into 2004!

Queer garage band Super 8 Cum Shot headlines Cellblock's New Year's Eve party. Very special guests include Tijuana Hercules, comedian Jen Slusser, Betsey Chainsaw (The Fire-Eating Queen of Burlesque), and The Radical Cheerleaders. Part of the $10 admission price will benefit Season of Concern and the Lesbian Community Cancer Project. 3702 N. Halsted, doors open at 8.

Neo New Year!

Join the Neo-Futurists for a special New Year's Eve performance of Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind. Live music, food, and festivities start at 10 pm. The show starts at 11 sharp and ends with a midnight countdown, hugs, kisses, and bubbly. Tickets are $25 and must be purchased in advance. For more info, call (773) 275-5255, or stop by the Neo-Futurarium, 5153 N. Ashland.