Sexy Fundraiser

Support local battered womens' shelters while you find that perfect "stocking stuffer" (wink, wink) for your special someone.

Join Mistress Crimson and fellow pleasure seekers at Early to Bed on December 20 from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Enjoy light refreshments and sex shopping in a safe, upbeat, and female-friendly atomosphere!

Early to Bed is located at 5232 N. Sheridan Road, just north of Foster in Andersonville.

Barrel of Monkeys Holiday Show

Those crazy kids over at Barrel of Monkeys like to teach creative writing in the Chicago Public Schools. When they're done, they take the stories, and, word for word, produce them into short and hilarious performance pieces. For a mere $10 for adults and $5 for kids (coupon available online for $2 off) you can watch, listen, and laugh to their show That's Weird, Grandma every Monday night at 8 p.m. at the Neo-Futurarium, located at 5153 North Ashland Ave. (at Foster). And right now, until January 3, come see the "Very Special Holiday Show" of T.W.G. For Tickets, or more information, call them at 312-409-1954. It's all about the children!