I hide my stash so well that I forget where it is, only to find the stash months later.
And by "stash," I mean five-dollar bills.
Why the f**k should I tell you?
My 'stache? I keep it right in between my wife's thighs, as God intended.
Amen!
I don't! It's out for the taking!!
Hide it? I just leave it growing right there next to the curb.
I keep my stash of UK Cadbury chocolate in my fridge. I know you're not supposed to keep chocolate in the fridge, but it melts and gets messy otherwise.
I keep the stash of claws my cats keep dropping all over the house in a tiny jam jar from the Peninsula.
These will never be useful. I just want to see how many I can collect.
I usually hide my stash so well, even I no longer know where the heck I put it. So I'd like to tell you where I hide my stash, if I only could remember where it is myself.
My husband keeps his stash in a cookie jar shaped like the character Brak from Cartoon Network. He knows I am not a fan of "stash" so that's also where he hid my engagement ring. Smart!
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Andrew Huff / September 16, 2009 12:01 PM
Stash of what? Whatever you're hiding.