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Andrew Huff / September 16, 2009 12:01 PM

Stash of what? Whatever you're hiding.

r / September 16, 2009 12:28 PM

I hide my stash so well that I forget where it is, only to find the stash months later.

And by "stash," I mean five-dollar bills.

Rufus / September 16, 2009 12:57 PM

Why the f**k should I tell you?

David / September 16, 2009 1:28 PM

My 'stache? I keep it right in between my wife's thighs, as God intended.


annie / September 16, 2009 2:44 PM

I don't! It's out for the taking!!

charlie / September 16, 2009 4:08 PM

Hide it? I just leave it growing right there next to the curb.

baldeesh / September 17, 2009 10:52 AM

I keep my stash of UK Cadbury chocolate in my fridge. I know you're not supposed to keep chocolate in the fridge, but it melts and gets messy otherwise.

Alison / September 17, 2009 1:40 PM

I keep the stash of claws my cats keep dropping all over the house in a tiny jam jar from the Peninsula.

These will never be useful. I just want to see how many I can collect.

mike-ts / September 18, 2009 5:17 AM

I usually hide my stash so well, even I no longer know where the heck I put it. So I'd like to tell you where I hide my stash, if I only could remember where it is myself.

Helen / September 18, 2009 9:04 AM

My husband keeps his stash in a cookie jar shaped like the character Brak from Cartoon Network. He knows I am not a fan of "stash" so that's also where he hid my engagement ring. Smart!

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