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Sunday, February 9
eating :)
Heh. Yeah, there you go.
I took to writing pretty successfully. I never understood what differentiated my writing from my classmates, but I got singled out as being a great writer a lot. (Whether I'm still a standout is up for debate...)
I was also a straight-A student in statistics, which surprised the hell outta me after failing college algebra twice.
Navigating the Great Maize Maze at night in the dark. I amazed myself. Heh. Sorry.
Like Andrew, I've also been singled out pretty often as a good writer. Too bad the classroom success hasn't yet translated to the real world. Still working on that...
I would have to say driving. I was lucky enough to have a small, totally manual, stick shift car as my first vehicle. I learned a lot and its paid off over the years.
Now I probably totally jinxed myself...
Homosexuality. Like a duck to water baby.
Reading... I started before I could walk. In seventh grade, they tested my reading speed and I was nearly 2000 words per minute.
Also, getting bitten by mosquitos on my ankles.
1.) Guitar/Piano/Violin.
2.) Rubiks cube and other puzzles that made me feel smarterer than I really was.
3.) Ninjadom
Does spelling count? I was spelling bee champ of my various schools for years without ever studying words like those freaky kids in "Spellbound." Oh, how I miss the days of my photographic memory!
Also dancing. I started taking tap lessons in fourth grade and could immediately memorize the steps and learn the routines faster than my peers. In general, anything that involves repeated patterns has come really easily to me (dancing, drumming, beading jewelry), although knitting is proving more challenging than I predicted.
Printing.
I shit you not.
I was on vacation from my previous career as a cook when I got bored in Florida and was shown a non-working press to poke around on while my brother worked (he labored for many weeks to get this "anchor" to run). In a couple of hours, I had the machine running off sheets of my hand-drawn Yatzee scorecards.
I have not stopped printing yet.
Like ink on paper, baby.
kissing and parallel parking
Drawing horses. When I was 5 or 6 I drew a really, really good horse and since everyone loved it, I decided that was the best I can do and so here I am, almost 29, still drawing like I'm 6.
Leg lifts, too. I was the new kid in school in 6th grade and I thought they were the most fun thing to do in the circuit of exercises. I blew everyone out of the water by doing 45 instead of the typical 3.
Wit is about the only thing I'm good at.
Let's see:
I'm good at not losing things, making bacon, grammar and bullshitting people. Oh, and I have a fantastic memory for useless facts and recalling what I was wearing on a given day. I'm also annoyingly good at dredging up old things people said to win arguments. I need to train myself to use my memory for good, not evil.
If I'm in the right frame of mind, I'm also pretty unbeatable in a staring contest.
leveraging existing and emerging intellectual property assets across multiple platforms in the global marketplace. that, and, eh, smoking crack.
I can memorize dates like it's nobody's business. I'm especially good at memorizing birthdays. This does not mean I send out cards or anything, but I remember.
The Internet
Foreign accents, playing guitar/drums/harmonica, cooking, relationships, marathon bicycling, making people uncomfortable through sheer silence.
Ditto on the writing thing. The marketing part? Not so good at (yet).
I took to folk dancing pretty quickly, and I'm decent with foreign languages/accents.
one more: I have a great hand shake no matter what the occasion it just comes to me, never practiced. I get lots of compliments.
Cooking, HTML, mimicry, kissing, standardized tests.
Using the Google.
Tetris. I rule at Tetris.
drawing & drinking
Making the wrong decision. I rule at that. But on the other hand, writing, desktop publishing and looking things up on the internets. Give me an obscure topic or unusual premise and I can find something to support it on the WWW.
Also, pie crust.
beating myself up. being extremely hard on myself and others.
Drawing.
My aunt brought me a coloring book and crayons when I was two. They sat me down with them and I was silent for three hours. (So the story goes.) When they looked at what I was drawing, I was drawing all sorts of patterns, like plaid. (So the story goes.) My parents realized they'd be splending a lot of art supplies.
Thankfully, I got the right parents and teachers and enough self-confidence to keep at it. And now I get paid the big bucks to draw for people. It's awesome.
kissing and tetris. that's it.
Whoa, lots of similar strengths here.
Writing and kissing meetup? Anyone?
Sharp shooting.
It could have been beginners luck. The M16 in basic training was nothing like a BB gun.
All of the kissesers out there, how do you know you are good?
baking. i just started one day and i've never had anything truly flop, save for one bad choice in a recipe.
rolling joints. from a disturbingly early age, flawless.
Spelling. I always was great in spelling in grade school, without even trying. I even somehow just knew the i before e thing, and strange spellings like oxen, before the memorization drills and spelling rules. 100% A's. That skill never turned into a job, and all it does is get me is frustration at people who make glaring mistakes, like "definately" or "not and exit".
Urban Ethos [26]
What is Chicago's "urban ethos"?
Cool Glass of... [16]
What're you drinking?
Supreme Decision [22]
What's your reaction to the Supreme Court's decision on the Affordable Care Act?
Taking it to the Streets [20]
Chicago Street Fairs: Revolting or Awesome?
I Can Be Cruel [9]
Be real: what is the meanest thing you've ever done?
Andrew / July 9, 2008 3:40 PM
Yes, it's the correlary to our previous "failures" thread.