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Monday, October 14
So Taguchi.
Swordfish.
f4rtkn0cker
bosco!
I need a safehouse
Which one of the 57 passwords that I have? Do you want the password for my work e-mail, yahoo account, e-bay account, online banking account, personal website, fantasy football league, dsl account, etc etc.
Actually, it's "I'm looking for a Safe House."
But I didn't go to Marquette, so what do I know...
g4p3rsbl0ck
do you smell carrots?
do i smell chanel?
Ubuntu77.
Johnny Olson
RANCH!
*Fires a gun into the safe room*
password
The Eagle flies at night.
Password? I got WEP going now!
new england clam chowder
"nuthugger"
"Mambo". Use it sparingly. It's a powerful word that can get you into strange places.
Spiderlilly23, but don't tell anyone, okay?
It used to be favorite bands, with numerals inserted in the middle to conform to password protocols. Now most of them are family related. Such is the plight of the aging...
Ggggrrrumpulumpugus!
Welt sent me.
Starting around 1997, I used Lord of the Rings character names plus a two-digit number at the end for my network password at my former employer. Since they required a "new" password each month, I was up to "Frodo97" or something when I got laid off.
sesame
12345, same as my luggage.
Ishkabibble!
HA HA HA You fell right into my trap! Now all the paswwords are mine, mine I tell you!
owls are not what they seem
fidelio
"It's"
old password: Jerkoff!
I use the new password for way too many accounts...several email, bank, workstation, and possibly every online store i've bought stuff from. Stupid, I know.
trumpy
Slutbomb.
*whispers*
Victor Reyes sent me
Dick Daley Dick Delay
same Fed stay
passwo84
pa55word
...stuff like that.
love, sex, secret, or god
My friend used "moistcock" for her screensaver because her roommate turned bright red every time she typed it.
floogup
please and thank you and excuse me.
good manners are the grease in the wheel of life.
It's geisterfahrer.
Clearly.
*whispers*
Victor Reyes sent me
I tried that one, Ron. It doesn't work any more. Dang!
:D
i had a friend that used to use the website for his password.
i.e. his hotmail account password was "hotmail", if he had bank one it would be "bankone", etc.
imrichbitch
Urban Ethos [26]
What is Chicago's "urban ethos"?
Cool Glass of... [16]
What're you drinking?
Supreme Decision [22]
What's your reaction to the Supreme Court's decision on the Affordable Care Act?
Taking it to the Streets [20]
Chicago Street Fairs: Revolting or Awesome?
I Can Be Cruel [9]
Be real: what is the meanest thing you've ever done?
Flynn / October 3, 2005 12:13 AM
Mickey Mouse? Or am I showing my age?