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Sunday, October 13
Anonymous answers are OK... possibly even preferable.
Whomever wants to clean my apartment in the next few days or so...
My wife! Hi, Swootie!
The man who brings me chocolates.
1. My husband -awwww
2. Misc. anon. females out and about town that have the style/look I wish I had
3. Anyone who can convince me that sunshine and warmth will return to the land someday!
4. Anyone who brings chocolate, laughter and good conversation into my life, even for 10 minutes.
1. Gia.
2. The Stylish Female Lawyer Association of America, Chicago chapter.
3. The Magnetic Fields.
4. David Bowie; always David Bowie.
paola antonelli, as seen in seed magazine a couple of days ago.
anyone who is living their life as opposed to simply surviving it.
Luke. And it's a pretty serious crush. We're hitched and all but I still stare at him like a I was a school girl. And I have a female crushes on a waitress and bartender at our local watering hole.
I have a "man crush" on Alex Rodriguez. I'd love to be him this Monday (when baseball season starts)
Yeah... I said it.
My dentist. (Who has a girlfriend)
cheryl burton. monique bond. sweet mandy b's employees. debra pickett. the cougar who asked if my french fries were "nice and hot and tasty," grabbed one, popped it in her mouth, winked and kept walking. Rosario Dawson.
Lisa Madigan
Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Have you SEEN his photo shoot with Claudia Schiffer in April's GQ?
Wow. All I can say is, HOT.
my new neighbor, joe. this one could be a problem...
Fictional Crush: Ray Smuckles.
Gay Crush: Stephin Merrit.
Even Less Likely Crush: co-worker #3.
i second lisa madigan- and a quick look at a.g.'s website brings into the mix...Lizveth Mendez, Community Outreach Liaison for Attorney General. Wow. Complete stunner.
1. the torontonian.
2. that short girl who won't talk to me any longer.
3. anyone i can't readily have.
The girl from FartParty.org...and I'm not even a lesbian!
A certain girl at work. Our project involves reading a lot of documents, and I find myself gazing somewhat inappropriately when she has her head down reading them. She looked really good today.
andrew bird. he can play my violin strings any time he wants.
1. Nicky-boo. I'm comin', babe!
2. The mysterious, androgynous, multiracial chick who works at my corner bar
3. Anthony Bourdain. Who doesn't have a crush on the coolest asshole in the world, with the best job imaginable?
Dear god, who don't I have a crush on? Seriously...
This guy who is going to grad school in Paris. I have known him while I was in apostgraduate program and we have always been pretty conversational. I just forget that he's pretty cool with everyone. I guess I just like to dream.
I have no crush, and having no crush sucks.
Does anyone have a crush for me? I need a crush!
Anthony bourdain
I have a crush on the girl that has a crush on Obama. Oh, and I guess I have a man-crush on Obama.
I have a crush on the girl that has a crush on Obama. Oh, and I guess I have a man-crush on Obama.
I have a crush on the girl that has a crush on Obama. Oh, and I guess I have a man-crush on Obama.
-- the married guy I met via "strictly platonic" on CraigsList. Tall & thin.
-- Eric the mathematician at the coffee house around the corner. Shorter & stocky, a nice body to cuddle with. But I think he's gay.
this guy that works on the 16th floor of my office building. i dont know who he is, or what he does, but he's adorable.
Eddie Argos.
This girl who bowls in my league. Cute and one hell of a bowler! Great style too. Each time she bowls over 160 I fall deeper and deeper.
And Naomi Watts. Always Naomi Watts.
- a jazz drummer
- a man who lives in a trailer in a garage with his dog a rabbit
- okay, anthony bourdain, too, even though he's old enough to father me
Caffeine Free (March 27, 2008 4:10 PM) said:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Have you SEEN his photo shoot with Claudia Schiffer in April's GQ?
---YESYESYES! I saw the shots and could not be more pleased. He's a dream boat. (Ever since 3rd Rock from the Sun...)
--- And my boyfriend. The bestest boyfriend in the world.
--- Doggies. All doggies.
This chef at the hotel I work at who has the most beautiful eyes. I go into the kitchen as much as possible but he never really looks up. Sigh
She is a burlesque performer who goes by "Miss Holly Wouldn't".
How futile.
Hop-I didn't watch much of 3rd Rock, but after seeing Mysterious Skin, Brick and The Lookout, I'm a huge fan.
I'm also glad to know he's the ripe old age of 27...otherwise I'd feel slightly creepy...
Joseph Gordon-Leavitt is amazing. He is one of the few child actors that aged really, really well (and unexpectedly at that); unlike, say, Macauley Culkin.
I also have a girl-crush on Gail, the judge on Top Chef. She's so adorable!
ANDREW BIRD! CALL ME!
Also, I second the Anthony Bourdain mention above. I spent about an hour today looking at google images of him.
I also have a crush on my boyfriend. But that's a given,
Serious crush for the past year on this girl I see smoking outside the building I work in everyday. Short, sexy, great legs and a large tatoo on her upper back which I only glimpsed once when she wore a low back blouse...
But I already have a girlfriend...
my boyfriend, of course....
and Barack Obama. Seriously, he's so hot.
I'll always have a special place in my heart for Leonardo DiCaprio b/c of Growing Pains, George Clooney b/c of Roseanne and Jude Law b/c well, he's hot. Oh and David Copperfield.
I second Barack Obama!
I'm in love with the probonobaker girl who writes for drive thru.
I work with him (not directly) and we have been secretly dating for 6 months... it's something about a romance with a tryst that never lets you down... and keeps you crushing
Norah, the manager of the Jamba Juice at Clark and Diversey. She's super cute, always happy and seems very on the ball. Alas, the only words I have ever spoken to her are "16 oz. Orange-a-peel with a vita boost".
Well, there's that one guy that most of my friends know about, and he's either totally uninterested but way too nice to say so, or he's terrified by the thought of dating or girls or me.
I'm not sweating it.
Then there's that other guy that I'm inexplicably and intensely lusting after as of very recently. It's bizarre.
My crush of the week was the former state senator Chuy Garcia. I saw him put on his glasses to take notes at a meeting and I was like "aw, how cute!"
I have a small crush on a guy that frequents the same bar I do. I think I came up with that crush just out of boredom, though.
My husband. Hi, patootie!
I second Anthony Bourdain. ...even though I'm vegan and he has a thing against us.
ok maybe the bloodymary is wearing off and the hangover is setting in but...anthony bourdain? that dude is about as authentically bad-ass as James Frey. His whole steez is affected. His whole Leather Jacket and Smoking on Camera reeks of Marching Band Dude Tasting Freedom Where People Don't Know I'm A Tool. The bald dude who eats worm toenails or whatever is the Truth tho. Crush on him if anybody jesus get some taste.
I have such a hard-on for Mark
Kermode.
Paddy Considine, Eddie
Izzard, James McAvoy,
Daniel Burnham, Faythe
Levine, Camilla Engman.
And I can't call it a crush, but I do have a strange fascination with Werner
Herzog. I love listening to his commentaries and I wish he read audio books
or I could get software the read anything as Herzog.
Hmm... maybe it is a crush.
Paul H. Siple
Holy hell. Thanks for the heads up on the JGL GQ shoot. Love him!
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Mikey / March 27, 2008 1:14 PM
I crush on at least a few female riders each morning taking the Brown Line to work (between 7:25-8:00AM)...
I get on at Montrose, ladies. See you in the morning!!