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TODAY
Monday, October 14
Fuel
Onid / February 6, 2004 10:48 AM
An Irish stereotype with a pot of gold?
Cinnamon / February 6, 2004 10:56 AM
A flamboyant man wearing collections from the International Male catalog.
Ian / February 6, 2004 10:57 AM
A large crowd of very disappointed dreamers….
Andrew / February 6, 2004 11:03 AM
Lots and lots of Muppets.
jennifer / February 6, 2004 11:13 AM
I think it's a truly personal choice. For me it would be Old Style 40s, and certificates for free cd's and H&M clothes for life.
suzanne / February 6, 2004 11:20 AM
an end to all the bullshite
clarity
and some
chocolate
would be
nice
emily / February 6, 2004 11:34 AM
a debt free existence.
and a personal masseuse.
Joseph J. Finn / February 6, 2004 11:41 AM
Why, Asgard of course.
christian / February 6, 2004 12:03 PM
the giant sock monkey of doom.
j3s / February 6, 2004 12:33 PM
Lots and lots of dark chocolate, and a dance party that never stops. Shake that ass and throw your hands in the air!
april / February 6, 2004 12:44 PM
Skittles
jima / February 6, 2004 12:54 PM
The letter "w".
Pete / February 6, 2004 12:56 PM
A scarecrow, a lion and some sort of boiler with appendages, all indecently frolicking with an under-aged girl and her flea-bitten dog.
Wait...that's over the rainbow. At the end of the rainbow is a cabin in the mountains, a broadband connection, a good nearby liquor store and a trust fund.
Wendy / February 6, 2004 1:28 PM
A unicorn. Always a goddamn unicorn.
Craig / February 6, 2004 1:33 PM
A Subaru dealership?
Shylo / February 6, 2004 2:00 PM
I'm gonna say pussy.
katie / February 6, 2004 2:13 PM
puppies
friendship
& self-actualization
lacey / February 6, 2004 3:22 PM
Eternal Chicago summer on the lakefront. That's at the end of the rainbow, for sure.
daruma / February 6, 2004 3:49 PM
Beck making all the lesbians scream!
jima / February 6, 2004 3:49 PM
Oh, I know! A kiss!
A lex, x, x / February 6, 2004 3:53 PM
Naz's orgy!
Naz / February 6, 2004 4:58 PM
Shhh! You have to keep that on the down-low!
Ramsin / February 6, 2004 5:07 PM
Audrey Hepburn cooking jambalaya, reading a book on Fallacy Theory with "AUDREY HEARTS RAMSIN" tatooed on her ankle. Oh, and she's watching Super Bowl XX on eternal loop. She's a multi-tasker.
Benjy / February 6, 2004 5:17 PM
me Lucky Charms
sandor / February 6, 2004 9:50 PM
The letter "w".
Carlos / February 7, 2004 2:14 AM
Jimmy Hoffa
armaghetto / February 8, 2004 11:06 PM
My crazy flamboyant landlord.
And on a car in my neighborhood, a WLUW bumper sticker.
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