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Monday, December 9
The songs that make the whole world sing.
A sandwich. Want one?
Depends on who's at the bar tonight.
Knittin' a present for my man Will Clinger.
Well, not "my man" as in, you know, "mine." "My man" as in "hey, my man, what's shakin?".
You get the idea.
Trouble!
And purses, lots of purses, and macaroni and cheese. But, no babies.
I be makin' de poopy.
I'm making hay while the sun shines!
You know, a little love. Doing a little dancing. Just trying to have fun. Preferably tonight.
I'm making websites.
and fresh citrus-y salsa.
and smooth mango margaritas.
and babies.
not making hay, tho. at least, not so's you'd notice...
oatmeal scones, to use up all the butter.
Albumin, cerumen, lymph and bile.
baby sweaters, trouble, cat toys, and eyes at man who is only going to break my heart.
Waves?
A cake? ('cause I know you're coming)
Time?
I be making de whoopi!
Paintings, postcards, tshirts and messes.
Chicken salad and a sweet profit selling smack.
BACON.
Damn. Ryan beat me to it!
HaHA!
Oh, and I don't want to alienate the vegheads, so:
FAKIN' BACON.
mix CDs in mass quantities. want one?
Crafty things and greeting cards. Things I’m not making and should be; a postal jeep that works, boxes for said greeting cards, big art.
I'll take a mix CD! I like mix CD's.
Calling the RIAA on Katie.
I'm making the donuts.
Urban Ethos [26]
What is Chicago's "urban ethos"?
Cool Glass of... [16]
What're you drinking?
Supreme Decision [22]
What's your reaction to the Supreme Court's decision on the Affordable Care Act?
Taking it to the Streets [20]
Chicago Street Fairs: Revolting or Awesome?
I Can Be Cruel [9]
Be real: what is the meanest thing you've ever done?
stephen / September 9, 2003 3:31 PM
Honey, baby, honey. And lots of it.