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stephen / September 9, 2003 3:31 PM

Honey, baby, honey. And lots of it.

Naz / September 9, 2003 3:37 PM

The songs that make the whole world sing.

Andrew / September 9, 2003 3:48 PM

A sandwich. Want one?

Joseph J. Finn / September 9, 2003 4:24 PM

Depends on who's at the bar tonight.

Brenda / September 9, 2003 4:26 PM

Knittin' a present for my man Will Clinger.

Well, not "my man" as in, you know, "mine." "My man" as in "hey, my man, what's shakin?".

You get the idea.

Cinnamon / September 9, 2003 5:15 PM

And purses, lots of purses, and macaroni and cheese. But, no babies.

Whoopi / September 9, 2003 5:17 PM

I be makin' de poopy.

amyc / September 9, 2003 5:40 PM

I'm making hay while the sun shines!

Wiz of Odds / September 9, 2003 5:55 PM

You know, a little love. Doing a little dancing. Just trying to have fun. Preferably tonight.

heather / September 9, 2003 9:09 PM

I'm making websites.

and fresh citrus-y salsa.

and smooth mango margaritas.

and babies.

not making hay, tho. at least, not so's you'd notice...

susan / September 9, 2003 11:55 PM

oatmeal scones, to use up all the butter.

Kevin / September 10, 2003 2:18 AM

Love. To myself.

(Hey at least I ain't makin' poopy!)

dce / September 10, 2003 10:18 AM

Albumin, cerumen, lymph and bile.

shechemist / September 10, 2003 10:43 AM

baby sweaters, trouble, cat toys, and eyes at man who is only going to break my heart.

sr / September 10, 2003 10:57 AM

A cake? ('cause I know you're coming)

Poopy / September 10, 2003 11:16 AM

I be making de whoopi!

lacey / September 10, 2003 11:52 AM

Paintings, postcards, tshirts and messes.

Wendy / September 10, 2003 12:24 PM

Chicken salad and a sweet profit selling smack.

ryan p / September 10, 2003 1:10 PM


A lex, x, x / September 10, 2003 1:37 PM

Damn. Ryan beat me to it!

ryan p / September 10, 2003 2:16 PM


Oh, and I don't want to alienate the vegheads, so:

katie / September 10, 2003 2:53 PM

mix CDs in mass quantities. want one?

christian / September 10, 2003 3:13 PM

Crafty things and greeting cards. Things Iím not making and should be; a postal jeep that works, boxes for said greeting cards, big art.

Naz / September 10, 2003 4:07 PM

I'll take a mix CD! I like mix CD's.

Onid / September 10, 2003 5:29 PM

Calling the RIAA on Katie.

g.klay / September 10, 2003 11:02 PM

I'm making the donuts.

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