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IL-SEN Thu Dec 03 2009
IL-SEN: TV Ads Dropping Like First Snow
I'm precious.
Anyway, two of the candidates competing for the Democratic nomination to replace Roland Burris in the U.S. Senate, David Hoffman and Alexi Giannoulias, have released their first TV ads of the season.
Shorter David Hoffman ad: I'm not a politician, I'm a corruption fighter. Also, you know who sucks? Bankers. You know whose not a banker? Me.
Shorter Alexi Giannoulias ad: You know who sucks? Bankers. You know whose awesome? Workers. Also, Alexi Giannoulias.
Shorter Mario Mario ad: You know who sucks? Koopa Troopas; also Goombahs. You know who is awesome? Princess Peach & Yoshis. Also, me. Luigi is okay.
Kenzo / December 4, 2009 4:43 PM
Ramsin,
Isn't it only fair to fully disclose your loyalties in this post?
Sorry to rat you out, but Ramsin is on the field staff for Mario for Illinois.
The rest of us disclose our proclivities and loyalties and I think it's only fair that you do as well.
-K