Gapers Block published from April 22, 2003 to Jan. 1, 2016. The site will remain up in archive form. Please visit Third Coast Review, a new site by several GB alumni.
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Tuesday, October 15
"Your Honor, may I be blunt?" A lawyer was arrested over the weekend when tried to visit his clients in a high security prison with two bags of marijuana taped to his inner thighs. The dope caught the interest of the drug-sniffing police dog, who made a beeline for his crotch...make up your own punchline.