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Friday, March 29
So American Science and Surplus, the world's best place to buy monkey butler tables (as well as random motors, sea monkees, test tubes and a wide range of other really cool things) is having a tent sale this weekend. There will surely be lots of great deals on stuff that's already cheap. Oh, and as the secret email told me, they won't have a tent either. But you should still go.