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Thursday, April 25
You like to eat? I like to eat, too. But my dinner at Butterfield 8 is going to cost me 10% less than your dinner. Why? Because I'm a member of idine and you aren't. So? So, I save 10-20% at many restaraunts around the city and no one knows I'm getting a discount.