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Thursday, April 18
Chicago Fire Commissioner James Joyce presented a bravery award yesterday to Willie the cat, who warned his owners of a rapidly developing kitchen fire. Undoubtedly Willie put 2 and 2 together, and figured out that if the kitchen goes, the cat food goes as well.