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Friday, April 26
So there's quite a bit of groundswell support for getting "Iron Mike" on the Republican ticket for, well, something. I'm sure "Not So Iron Mike" (as we like to call him at my house thanks to his many Levitra commercials) will make a great candidate. Nothing like a good huddle in the Senate, eh? (Note: I really think this picture belongs in this post, but I just can't find a way to work it in.)