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Wednesday, September 18
A 19-year-old building inspector, pulling down a $48,000 salary, quit the post after someone realized that the dates on his résumé didn't add up -- he'd have to have started a four year carpentry apprenticeship at age 13. How'd he get the job? Well, his dad is a high-powered official in the carpenters' union, and...