Gapers Block published from April 22, 2003 to Jan. 1, 2016. The site will remain up in archive form. Please visit Third Coast Review, a new site by several GB alumni.
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Tuesday, September 17
Dude, if you're smoking pot while you're driving around town, don't roll down the freakin' window! Especially if you drive past a cop car! And you have over 300 pounds of marijuana in your car!! And you have a fake driver's license!!!