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Friday, April 26
Seems the Brookfield Zoo wants its bears to get a little frisky. The zoo has just loaned out two of its polar bears for the season by sending bears Payton and Haley to a breeding program at the Memphis Zoo in Tennessee. While they're gone, the zoo's other two bears, Payton's parents, will be getting busy on their own. Is it me, or does that sound like a classic Spring Break party movie plot line?