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Friday, April 26
Apparently, local thieves have figured out that high-end eyeglass frames and sunglasses are a convenient target: they're small, portable and very valuable. Reports of theft have been on the rise. Fortunately, so far only new frames have been stolen, but if I were you, I wouldn't walk down any dark alleys in your Chanel shades.