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Wednesday, April 24
Major League Lacrosse (MLL) announced the newest Chicago professional sports team today, the Chicago Machine. MLL was totally founded by Jake "Body by Jake" Steinfeld. The Chicago Machine's head coach Kevin Finneran has this dream for the team: two guys meet in a bar, and "...one guy asks, 'Who won the Machine game last night?' The other guy says, 'Da Machine.'"