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Tuesday, December 3
The jokes about Mardin Azad Amin's story -- you know, the one with the guy who had a penis pump he didn't want his mom to know about so he told TSA personnel that it was a bomb, landing him in court (possibly jail) and broadcasting his embarrassing situation to not only his mother, but the entire world -- well, the jokes pretty much write themselves, don't they?