Gapers Block published from April 22, 2003 to Jan. 1, 2016. The site will remain up in archive form. Please visit Third Coast Review, a new site by several GB alumni.
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Tuesday, December 3
This Halloween, you can spare yourself the tedium of standing in line at Six Flags Great America, simply by consuming one Madagascar hissing cockroach per spot in line. PETA ain't happy.