Gapers Block published from April 22, 2003 to Jan. 1, 2016. The site will remain up in archive form. Please visit Third Coast Review, a new site by several GB alumni.
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Tuesday, March 19
Ah yes: (If you drive a car), I'll tax the street, (If you try to sit), I'll tax your seat, (If you get too cold), I'll tax the heat, (If you take a walk), I'll tax your feet.