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Friday, March 29
Boutiqueville reports that Michelle Obama was looking lovely in Maria Pinto, while the senator will be dapper tonight in threads made by Chicago's Hart Schaffner & Marx. Of course, those two could wear burlap sacks and Wisconsin cheesehead hats and still look fabulous.