As of January 1, 2016, Gapers Block has ceased publication. The site will remain up in archive form. Please visit Third Coast Review, a new site by several GB alumni.
✶ Thank you for your readership and contributions over the past 12-plus years. ✶
Saturday, March 25
I wish that title was sports related. Unfortunately, it's a record I'd gladly give away, we're paying the most for our gas.