As of January 1, 2016, Gapers Block has ceased publication. The site will remain up in archive form. Please visit Third Coast Review, a new site by several GB alumni.
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Sunday, April 30
Okay, so not only do I need to compete with all the fit runners taunting me on the Lakefront, but now the mayor is bragging about his fitness routine?!