Gapers Block published from April 22, 2003 to Jan. 1, 2016. The site will remain up in archive form. Please visit Third Coast Review, a new site by several GB alumni.
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Friday, May 3
Our recently incarcerated ex-governor will be grey soon, says his longtime barber. Prisons don't allow hair dye, and Rod has apparently been dying luxurious mane for quite some time.