Gapers Block has ceased publication.

Gapers Block published from April 22, 2003 to Jan. 1, 2016. The site will remain up in archive form. Please visit Third Coast Review, a new site by several GB alumni.
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Saturday, May 25

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Augustus Sol Invictus, a Libertarian candidate for senate in Florida, announced today that he had in fact sacrificed a goat and drank its blood in a pagan ritual in order to gain success in the election. Invictus (not his original name) has a law degree from DePaul University, and in 2013 wrote a bizarre letter to alumni and colleagues in which he renounced his US citizenship as well as his law degree and pretty much everything else.

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