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Saturday, March 2

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Over the weekend, I heard lots of Midwesterners say that they couldn't imagine doing anything but watch the Super Bowl (or at least the Puppy Bowl.) My husband said that even the most casual male football fan will clear his schedule for the Super Bowl. I thought about getting a facial or doing some writing, but in the end, most places were closed do I opted to watch -- what else? -- the Bowl.

However! (Never has one word denoted such a transition) However, many of you wanted to do nasty, disgusting things to strangers. Preferably at the last minute. I figured there'd be a lot of "super bowl" 4:20 references, but fewer than I hoped. You disappoint, Chicagoland.

Anyone not a football fan? SWF 25-40 - m4w - 39
Lets hang while the rest of the city is going crazy! Just don't care this year! Lets chat if interested!

Pic and northside a plus!

* Location: winnetka

Hey, I know that there's different strokes for all folks, but Winnetka? Winnetka? I'd be too nervous that my snotty North Shore neighbors would be peeking through their curtains all day to see if my "guest's" 1984 Olds was still parked on the street. And then you'd have to hear about it at the next village meeting or cul-de-sac picnic or martini mixer or whatever it is the Winnetkans do. Or maybe I've just watched "The Ice Storm" way too much.

Let's make our own Super Sunday - m4w - 50
Staying in a downtown hotel and desire to ahve a private Super Bowl party... just me and you.

Let me know if interested. Picture and description with response is appreciated.

What's that saying, "Poor planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on my part"? This is exactly what that maxim is referring to. Oh, sure, older gentleman, it would have been the tops to hang with you instead of drinking shitty beer at some Wrigleyville bar. But you posted this on Sunday a.m.! What's a girl supposed to do, rearrange her life? Next time, think ahead!

BJ for the Bears - m4w - 32
I'm stoked for the big game today!! Anyone want to help me start the day out right with a nice morning blowjob?? I have a morning woody that needs to be tamed. E-mail me back if interested in sucking my "monster of the midway". I also have AIM and Yahoo if you want to chat about what u want to do with it.

Good grief. This is the type of guy that sends birthday cards that feature cartoon dogs on the front that read "Wazzzup on your birthday???" Also, this included a gross pee-pee photo in colorful underpants.

Bears Babe? - m4w - 23
looking for a lady to celebrate the win with tonight. i was thinking my head between your thighs. what better way to ring in a super bowl victory. your pic gets my pic.

me: 23, 6ft, chubby (nothing absurdly overweight).. you: atleast 18, avid fan of recieving oral.

hope to hear from you soon...

"Absurdly overweight" is best left to the judgement of the person you're huffing and puffing on top of, Chubbsy. And while the Bears appreciate this fan's complete assurance that they will triumph over the Colts of Indianapolis, this fan leaves no plan for what to do upon losing. I bet he turned his grief toward another type of pie-eating contest.

Neither bear or colt fan? - m4m - 54
Neither am I. I would rather suck a good hard cock whose owner is 35 or less years old. Drink cum and possibly rim a nice clean ass. Maybe let you fuck me too. I am dd/std free and non-smoker. Ub2. Please send stats and I will send you mine. I am into oral, unless u fuck me. Lets do it today.

Location: Romeoville

Location: Romeoville? See, this is what I'm talking about. That's a long-ass drive from the city and it was very cold on Sunday. Maybe if this choosy c*cksucker would have posted a few days earlier, he could have arranged for a low-budget hotel in the city for a few hours or maybe a quickie meeting at an intersection. But Romeoville? On a Sunday? Eh, unless you're one of the guards at that Joliet chick's prison.

Pre Game Gloryhole
Private gloryhole available for discreet bj. Send age/stats/dick pic or aol im.

Of course there was a gloryhole ad. Is this NOT America? This one seemed to be made of plywood. No lining.

LADIES !!!!!! SUPERBOWL PARTY!!!! 6 guys need 1-2 girls or more - m4w - 30
We are having a party. We would love to have a girl or girls come over. 6 white guys all discreet and D/D free. We would LOVE a cocktail waitress or?? just sit and watch the game. We have a HUGE tv and lots of snacks and cocktails. Are you game?

Not me. But just a few ads up, you'll find this lady:

I am looking for a group of 20 plus men who want to use me as they watch the SUper Bowl today. I have a nice ass, tits. Serious. How many guys will be there? I LOVE BLACK DICK!!!

You know those romantic comedies, like, say "You've Got Mail" or the uber-shitty "Serendipity" where the characters keep missing each other by seconds? This is one of those movies! Gang bangers seek gangbangee, but life gets in the way! I'm pitching this shit to Miramax. Somebody get Jen Aniston's people on the phone.

VIRGIN: Two for one, the Bears win and I lose my virginity! - m4w - 22
It's the super bowl people! Get freakin excited. All this has put me in the mood to finally lose my virginity! How about I come to you and you show me the ropes during the big game. Imagine the climax of a virgin right as the bears win it! Wow... just send me a picture, and stats. Hope to hear from you soon.

Oh, give me a break. 1) This is bullshit. 2) Didn't an episode of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" start like this?

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