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Airbags

Resume Attached

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Dirty Column! (NSFW)

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Julia's Resolutions

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Cory's Holiday Budget

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Holiday Shopping on Craig

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The Work Crush

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Order Here. Pay There.

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Let's Go to a Show

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Dick In a Box (NSFW)

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One Last Summer Fling

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Gaga at Lolla

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Burn the Whole City Down

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In the Saddle

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Summer Funding Can Be a Blast

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The Question of the Sundress

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Short-Term Solution

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Living to Work

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Please, Please, Please

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The Consumer Jones

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10 More Republicans You Should Meet!

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NSFW - The Least Sexy Super Bowl Shuffle

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Gimme Your Opinion

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The Lyric in Love

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Choose Your Resolution

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Classic Missed Connections

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Johns on Parade!

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Docs for Hire

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The Question of Children

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Doing It For the People

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'Hole '06: C*ck, A Dude'll Do (NSFW)

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No Scrubs, Y'All

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Alex Paulsen's Big Week

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...forgot to renew its subscription.

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Ravinia Anyone?

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Noticing the Public Notice You

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Everybody Wins with Prosper.com

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Dirty Column!

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Attention, Passengers

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Vacation: All I Ever Wanted

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On the Make On the Metra, II

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When Opportunity Knocks

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To Tide You Over

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Business Opportunities

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F&#% Me, I'm an A-Hole!

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Well, All Except the Yellow Line

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Joker, Smoker, Midnight Toker

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Our Founding Fathers

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Your First Valentine's Day

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Rear Window

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Wedding Announcements

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Anonymous

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Uh, I Saw U on MySpace

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On the Scene

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Hungry for Love, Money -- and Ass

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Craig’s List on Christmas

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No Receipts, No Returns

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Personals -- Not Matches

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A Job For the Holidays

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Blow the Candles

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300 Miles to Home

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Does Anybody Know This Guy?

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Space for Rent

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Barry White is Not Dead

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Lost Bird

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On the Make On the Metra

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The Best In the World

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They're Right After the Obits

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The Wedding Announcement

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Class Reunion

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Free for All

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Best of Craig's List

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"Hey, Nice T-Shirt."

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Plus One or Bust

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What Do You Hate?

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11 Republicans You Should Meet

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Oprah! Living God's Dream!

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The Rainbow Connection

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Burning at Dominick's

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The State of the Glory Hole

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Cue Nelly's "It's Gettin' Hot in Herre"

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I Gotta Tip For Ya ...

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Are the Suburbs For You? A Quiz!

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I Saw You at the GB Party

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I'm in Room 6969.

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Fresno, LA, SB, Chicago

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I Hate Chicago Scene

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Darlin', Don't You Go and Cut Your Hair

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You Can Meet, But Not Connect

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Spring Has Sprung!

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Love for Sale

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Craig Will Heal You

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Conversation with a Wedding Drunk

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"Well, I Can Always Sell My Eggs"

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Beware the Blindfolded Brasilian C*cksucker

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A Crappy Way to Earn $75

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ChicWIT and Me: Estrogenia!

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Valentine's Day Gift Ideas

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My Best Friend's Missed Connection

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All-Too-Real Responses

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The Look of Love

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Trader Monthly and Me

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A New Year in the Classifieds

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No Receipts, No Returns

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Craig's List: A Profusion of Peculiarity

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Nothing Is Ever Free

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Blow Out My Candles

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I'm Calling About the Room for Rent

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R U Hot? U R Hired!

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Dick Will Get Us Through

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Joker, Smoker, Midnight Toker

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Pets for Adoption

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"Well, I Can Always Sell My Eggs"

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For All Eternity

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Missed Connections

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Props to the Lord

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Brach's Pick-A-Mix

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Conversation with a Wedding Drunk

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Behind Door Number Two

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Everybody's Workin' For the Weekend

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We're On the Road to Nowhere

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Beware the Blindfolded Brasilian Cocksucker!

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A Crappy Way to Earn $90

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Fair Trade

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What Do You Want?

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L.A. Face with an Oakland Booty

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Missed Connections: Total Pussies or Beautiful Dreamers

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