Although it's not quite warm enough to say that spring has sprung, your Public Notice authoress turns her thoughts to vernal vigor that is to come. And with the spring and summer months comes the uptick in glory hole advertisements on Craig's List.

And while I do a State of the Glory Hole column every year, a glory hole expert I am not. Having neither a penis nor sufficient sense of adventure makes glory holin' challenging. But does this stop people for asking me for tricks and tips on the glory hole art? No.

Here's a recent communique:

Interested in finding glory hole advertsiements like in your ad in Chicago. How do I get a list of the ads fro glory holes in Chicago??? Please let me know.

Thanks,
kevin

Kev-O, I sense — thanks to your many question marks — that you are in urgent need of glorification. And because Gapers Block (thanks to my columns) is the #9 search result for "Glory Holes" and the #1 search result for "glory holes chicago," I know why you've turned to me.

All of the mail I get is like this. Most of them are from dudes who are new to Chicago or coming to visit and need a little entertainment. Craig's List. Here's the G.H. ads from this week alone!

Cruising O'hare next 72 hours - 37
wanna do you if you're my age or less. can't leave airport grounds. any glory holes? places to get it on? pics for trade with right cute guy. safe only. no fats.

And this helpful ad!

HORNY GUYS GETTING THEIR HARD DICKS SERVICED THR GLORY HOLES
www.ezporndirectory.com/gloryholes.html

See, Kev? A NSFW answer to your NSFW question!

But never fear, Blockers, this isn't my real GH column. Just a tiny, disgusting taste of an upcoming column. Until then, stay safe and beware the blindfolded Brazilian cocksucker.