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Naz / April 22, 2003 3:20 PM

I don't think so, knowing full well that she is no punk rock girl at all, and is skinny as all hell, buffed Britney would smack that girl down.

Andrew / April 24, 2003 9:58 PM

Nah, but she would definitely lick it, which is what I thought I read.

Leigh Hanlon / May 7, 2003 12:45 PM

I believe that Britney would win easily -- she'd simply wait until the referees weren't looking, then grab one of those always-handy folding chairs and use it to layeth the smackdown.

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