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Gapers Block published from April 22, 2003 to Jan. 1, 2016. The site will remain up in archive form. Please visit Third Coast Review, a new site by several GB alumni.
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Andrew / April 24, 2003 9:58 PM
Nah, but she would definitely lick it, which is what I thought I read.
Leigh Hanlon / May 7, 2003 12:45 PM
I believe that Britney would win easily -- she'd simply wait until the referees weren't looking, then grab one of those always-handy folding chairs and use it to layeth the smackdown.
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Naz / April 22, 2003 3:20 PM
I don't think so, knowing full well that she is no punk rock girl at all, and is skinny as all hell, buffed Britney would smack that girl down.