Gapers Block published from April 22, 2003 to Jan. 1, 2016. The site will remain up in archive form. Please visit Third Coast Review, a new site by several GB alumni.
✶ Thank you for your readership and contributions. ✶
Friday, March 31
I entrusts me booty to the pirates at Bank One. And if eyes like to be seein' it again, I must pay fer the pleasure. Arr.
Under yards of petticoats, of course ;)
the cap'n of the SS Stabbin took away all me booty
My buried treasure? Why should I tell you mate? That’s the whole point of buried treasure; no one knows where it is. Even me. Arrrgh!
Oh crap.
Now where did I put my jolly roger?
Ducats! Ducats! Pieces o' Eight! Wouldn' ye like to know, matey?! Argh! Duacts! Pieces o' Eight! Ducats!
Arr, me hearties, 'tis way easier to hide it now in East Boo-Hoo, Tennessee, than it ever was on George St.
Nice homage to International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Shiver me timbers! Avast, me hearties! Me keeps me booty buried deep in vats of chum way down in the bung hole! An' me likes it that way! Now mes gonna pour down some grog smartly, ya stinkin' blige rat!
Nice homage to International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Shiver me timbers! Avast, me hearties! Me keeps me booty buried deep in vats of chum way down in the bung hole! An' me likes it that way! Now mes gonna pour down some grog smartly, ya stinkin' blige rat!
Urban Ethos [26]
What is Chicago's "urban ethos"?
Cool Glass of... [16]
What're you drinking?
Supreme Decision [22]
What's your reaction to the Supreme Court's decision on the Affordable Care Act?
Taking it to the Streets [20]
Chicago Street Fairs: Revolting or Awesome?
I Can Be Cruel [9]
Be real: what is the meanest thing you've ever done?
Andrew / September 19, 2003 3:58 PM
Under the third oak tree from the shore at Montrose Beach!