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Sunday, October 13
Shhhhhhh! You'll jinx it!
Oh, come on! They're in first place in their division! What could go wrong?
Doesn't something always go wrong with the cubs?
Isn't that the understatement of the century? Well, 95 years at least.
Cubs win!!! Cubs Win!!! Cubs Win!!!
Wouldn't it be nice hearing that on Game 7 of the 2003 World Series?!?!
Man, I don't even *like* basketball!
What would Chicago do if it caught its tail?
I'm saying no, if only to protect myself. I have seen the Cubs in first place through June too many times, only to have my heart broken by the end of the season.
no
Maybe next year.
i PLAN ON BEING NUDE ALL 20 MINUTES WHILE i TAKE A SHOWER
Urban Ethos [26]
What is Chicago's "urban ethos"?
Cool Glass of... [16]
What're you drinking?
Supreme Decision [22]
What's your reaction to the Supreme Court's decision on the Affordable Care Act?
Taking it to the Streets [20]
Chicago Street Fairs: Revolting or Awesome?
I Can Be Cruel [9]
Be real: what is the meanest thing you've ever done?
Phineas / May 19, 2003 9:10 AM
As a student of history: no.
As a Cubs fan: yes.
Considering that a Cubs World Series win is likely to signal the end of life as we know it, I'm torn as to which to go with.