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r / January 10, 2011 8:43 PM

Ed Helms. I would love to love that man.

Mercourier / January 10, 2011 9:16 PM

Uma Thurman. Always Uma Thurman

getupmom / January 11, 2011 8:57 AM

George Clooney

J J / January 11, 2011 9:31 AM

Jennifer Tilly. Yes, Jennifer Tilly.

holden / January 11, 2011 9:53 AM

natalie portman

hank / January 11, 2011 10:24 AM

Scarlett Johansson!

TT / January 11, 2011 10:35 AM

James Franco!

shmi / January 11, 2011 10:47 AM

Jon Hamm

PMan / January 11, 2011 11:01 AM

That's an easy one -- Neko Case

Charles / January 11, 2011 11:09 AM

Christina Hendricks

Mucky Fingers / January 11, 2011 11:43 AM

Rosario Dawson

bob / January 11, 2011 11:56 AM

john krasinski/jim halpert

kate / January 11, 2011 5:02 PM

Jake Gyllenhaal

elizabeth park / January 11, 2011 5:39 PM

viggo mortensen!

Amanda / January 11, 2011 6:55 PM

Sam Shepard or David Straithairn. I like 'em smart.

Saya / January 12, 2011 9:31 AM

Ricky Gervais

JP / January 12, 2011 9:56 AM

Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords. Mmmmmm.... conditions are perfect...

Cheryl / January 12, 2011 5:34 PM

Stanley Tucci

Pat / January 12, 2011 11:33 PM

Allison Janney, Stockard Channing or Neko Case. The irony is that I'm a gay man.

Etihad Eidos / January 13, 2011 10:37 AM

Shilpa Shetty

chump / January 13, 2011 11:18 AM

Sean Hannity

annie / January 13, 2011 12:30 PM

Zach Galifianakis

Rick / January 13, 2011 1:14 PM

Gabriela Quintero

mary s / January 13, 2011 3:48 PM

bruce willis. don't judge.

Kara / January 13, 2011 4:08 PM

Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs. It's a newly acquired crush.

Mike D / January 13, 2011 10:05 PM

Jennifer Connelly or, as Mucky already stated, Rosario Dawson.

Between Jennifer's eyes and Rosario's lips, I can't choose.

eee / January 14, 2011 10:20 AM

Danny Elfman, just for the conversation.

But if we're talking sexy-times, I guess it would have to be Jason Statham.

Brubeck / January 14, 2011 10:32 AM

Nigella Lawson or Sara Ramirez

Know Your Flag / January 14, 2011 11:21 AM

Henry Howard Holmes, just to see how charming he is and then get the heck out of there.

Spook / January 14, 2011 12:38 PM

Man, that's a tough one...........Hummmmmm....Bobo Brazil, or Abdullah the Butcher.

p.s. I forgot to say
"no homo"!!!!!!!! I hope it's not too late!

Val / January 14, 2011 1:23 PM

Robbie Gould!

J / January 14, 2011 4:41 PM

Lexi Belle or Gemma Atkinson. Non-negotiable.

daruma / January 14, 2011 4:55 PM

@Pat, and as a gay woman, mine are oddly Boy George, Rufus Wainwright, and Johnny Weir

jm / January 15, 2011 9:24 AM

Jennifer Jason Leigh or Sarah Silverman, whoever asks first. [yeah, right]

Hal / January 15, 2011 12:24 PM

Easy: Patrick Warburton.

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