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Friday, March 31
Uma Thurman. Always Uma Thurman
George Clooney
Jennifer Tilly. Yes, Jennifer Tilly.
natalie portman
Scarlett Johansson!
James Franco!
Jon Hamm
That's an easy one -- Neko Case
Christina Hendricks
Rosario Dawson
john krasinski/jim halpert
Jake Gyllenhaal
viggo mortensen!
Sam Shepard or David Straithairn. I like 'em smart.
Ricky Gervais
Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords. Mmmmmm.... conditions are perfect...
Stanley Tucci
Allison Janney, Stockard Channing or Neko Case. The irony is that I'm a gay man.
Shilpa Shetty
Sean Hannity
Zach Galifianakis
Gabriela Quintero
bruce willis. don't judge.
Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs. It's a newly acquired crush.
Jennifer Connelly or, as Mucky already stated, Rosario Dawson.
Between Jennifer's eyes and Rosario's lips, I can't choose.
Danny Elfman, just for the conversation.
But if we're talking sexy-times, I guess it would have to be Jason Statham.
Nigella Lawson or Sara Ramirez
Henry Howard Holmes, just to see how charming he is and then get the heck out of there.
Man, that's a tough one...........Hummmmmm....Bobo Brazil, or Abdullah the Butcher.
p.s. I forgot to say
"no homo"!!!!!!!! I hope it's not too late!
Robbie Gould!
Lexi Belle or Gemma Atkinson. Non-negotiable.
@Pat, and as a gay woman, mine are oddly Boy George, Rufus Wainwright, and Johnny Weir
Jennifer Jason Leigh or Sarah Silverman, whoever asks first. [yeah, right]
Easy: Patrick Warburton.
Urban Ethos [26]
What is Chicago's "urban ethos"?
Cool Glass of... [16]
What're you drinking?
Supreme Decision [22]
What's your reaction to the Supreme Court's decision on the Affordable Care Act?
Taking it to the Streets [20]
Chicago Street Fairs: Revolting or Awesome?
I Can Be Cruel [9]
Be real: what is the meanest thing you've ever done?
r / January 10, 2011 8:43 PM
Ed Helms. I would love to love that man.