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Monday, September 9
I would love to go back to my hometown in the early 1950s; I would try to meet both sets of grandparents (a few died before I was born), but I would especially love to meet my mom as a kid. She'd probably run home and tell her own mother, "Some lady stopped me and said I needed to go to college and not marry when I'm only 23 frickin' years old!"
One word:
DINOSAURS!
Well, you did say any point in history. Camouflage would be the most important part of my period-appropriate outfit, so as to avoid being eaten.
But still! We'd finally know what colors they were, which ones really had feathers, and all kinds of cool stuff. It'd be awesome!
Deck on the Titanic the moment it sailed.
America, circa 1400.
California would be lovely, I think.
Haiti, May 5, 1802,
I' d find Gen. L’Ouverture right before he was about to board that wretched Leclerc's ship. And I'd say... Dear General L'Ouveture, it's a trap! Napoleon's nothing but a dirty rotten liar and coward!
And after Leclerc was hung and his men imprisoned, we'd
discuss the our invasion of America!
Haiti, May 5, 1802,
I' d find Gen. L’Ouverture right before he was about to board that wretched Leclerc's ship. And I'd say... Dear General L'Ouveture, it's a trap! Napoleon's nothing but a dirty rotten liar and coward!
And after Leclerc was hung and his men imprisoned, we'd
discuss the our invasion of America!
Liverpool around 1962
Any time before any taping of a Glenn Beck show to tell him "I am from the future and you are about to say something really stupid."
actually, i'd rather keep going forward to see if what happens. things couldn't keep getting even stupider, could they? *could they?*
January 30th, 1969 - fly to London and watch the Beatles rooftop concert. Immediately afterwards, I'd return to Chicago and spy on my parents for a bit. I just want to know what they were like as a young couple.
V-E Day in London (May 8, 1945) and/or V-J Day in New York City (August 14, 1945), to feel the exhilaration at the end of these conflicts.
I dont know the exact date but I'd like to go back to when on of the first geyhs decedied to come out of the closet, I'd push them back in and hammer the door shut.
How did Roy Cohn come from the past to make that post?
Chicago World's Fair 1933 or NY World's Fair 1964
Mexico City 1519 when Cortez met Montezuma for the first time.
The Columbian Exposition of 1893, State Street in Chicago (between 32nd and 38th) in the teens & 1920's, and 52nd Street in New York in the 1940's.
1922, Kansas City; to meet my namesake and see why she died at 15
Lewis & Clark expidtion
Urban Ethos [26]
What is Chicago's "urban ethos"?
Cool Glass of... [16]
What're you drinking?
Supreme Decision [22]
What's your reaction to the Supreme Court's decision on the Affordable Care Act?
Taking it to the Streets [20]
Chicago Street Fairs: Revolting or Awesome?
I Can Be Cruel [9]
Be real: what is the meanest thing you've ever done?
R / February 24, 2011 4:19 PM
Assuming that you'd visually fit in to the period (clothing, etc.) and no one would know you...