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TODAY
Tuesday, April 23
Fuel
Charlie / January 14, 2005 12:03 PM
Now with even more sarcasm!
jgs / January 14, 2005 12:21 PM
not safe for children.
Steve / January 14, 2005 12:24 PM
Packed with pectin!
Michael / January 14, 2005 12:26 PM
Fortified with ecstasy!
e_five / January 14, 2005 12:33 PM
Ask your doctor if e_five is right for you.
mike / January 14, 2005 12:36 PM
Choosy moms choose mike
robin.. / January 14, 2005 12:40 PM
i'd like a slogan like states sometimes have: "robin..: our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain," or robin..: ad astra per aspera," or "robin..: the beehive state." but really, it ought to be something like "robin..: i am everything i have ever done" or "robin..: only you can end your suffering."
Eamon / January 14, 2005 1:25 PM
As seen in Fuel!
Happy Fun Ball / January 14, 2005 1:52 PM
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball
wc / January 14, 2005 2:05 PM
side effects include dizziness, headache, nausea, temporary blindness, chest pains, and painful crying. Check with your doctor before using.
OR
Got Waleeta?
Maggie / January 14, 2005 2:31 PM
Maggie: That's one sweet piece of ass.
Andrew / January 14, 2005 3:14 PM
Andrew Better than nothing.
Thurston / January 14, 2005 3:55 PM
Thurston: Where there's a will, there's a won't.
christian / January 14, 2005 4:29 PM
Cause monkeys can't do better!
Mike / January 14, 2005 4:39 PM
Bootylicious ba-donka-donk, delivered hot to your door, 24-7
Veronica / January 14, 2005 6:00 PM
Charlie, swear to God, that was the exact same thing I thought for me before I opened this page up. Same wording and everything. We'll have to share.
chris / January 14, 2005 11:45 PM
May induce vomiting
TB / January 15, 2005 3:09 PM
TB: Yeah, you know you want it.
Lisa / January 16, 2005 6:03 PM
May cause constipation, stomach ulcers, or death.
sousboy / January 17, 2005 10:51 AM
FILL IT TO THE RIM WITH JIM
Leelah / January 18, 2005 11:54 AM
Lisa Prodromo: Solving the Age Old Question of Why Mops Smell So Bad.
amie / August 4, 2007 7:12 AM
make me a present.
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AL / January 14, 2005 11:55 AM
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