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AL / January 14, 2005 11:55 AM

just do me.

Charlie / January 14, 2005 12:03 PM

Now with even more sarcasm!

jgs / January 14, 2005 12:21 PM

not safe for children.

Steve / January 14, 2005 12:24 PM

Packed with pectin!

Michael / January 14, 2005 12:26 PM

Fortified with ecstasy!

e_five / January 14, 2005 12:33 PM

Ask your doctor if e_five is right for you.

mike / January 14, 2005 12:36 PM

Choosy moms choose mike

robin.. / January 14, 2005 12:40 PM

i'd like a slogan like states sometimes have: "robin..: our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain," or robin..: ad astra per aspera," or "robin..: the beehive state." but really, it ought to be something like "robin..: i am everything i have ever done" or "robin..: only you can end your suffering."

Eamon / January 14, 2005 1:25 PM

As seen in Fuel!

Happy Fun Ball / January 14, 2005 1:52 PM

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

wc / January 14, 2005 2:05 PM

side effects include dizziness, headache, nausea, temporary blindness, chest pains, and painful crying. Check with your doctor before using.

OR

Got Waleeta?

Maggie / January 14, 2005 2:31 PM

Maggie: That's one sweet piece of ass.

Andrew / January 14, 2005 3:14 PM

Andrew Better than nothing.

Naz / January 14, 2005 3:55 PM

Naz: With a "Z", not an "s".

or

Naz: Like the rapper.

Thurston / January 14, 2005 3:55 PM

Thurston: Where there's a will, there's a won't.

christian / January 14, 2005 4:29 PM

Cause monkeys can't do better!

Mike / January 14, 2005 4:39 PM

Bootylicious ba-donka-donk, delivered hot to your door, 24-7

Veronica / January 14, 2005 6:00 PM

Charlie, swear to God, that was the exact same thing I thought for me before I opened this page up. Same wording and everything. We'll have to share.

chris / January 14, 2005 11:45 PM

May induce vomiting

TB / January 15, 2005 3:09 PM

TB: Yeah, you know you want it.

Lisa / January 16, 2005 6:03 PM

May cause constipation, stomach ulcers, or death.

sousboy / January 17, 2005 10:51 AM

FILL IT TO THE RIM WITH JIM

Leelah / January 18, 2005 11:54 AM

Lisa Prodromo: Solving the Age Old Question of Why Mops Smell So Bad.

amie / August 4, 2007 7:12 AM

make me a present.

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