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TODAY
Wednesday, April 24
Fuel
Gaigen / September 19, 2008 11:29 AM
Aye, this ships wheel on me pants is driving me nuts!... Arrrh!
printdude / September 19, 2008 11:36 AM
Avast ye Maties, I be arguin' wit myself o'er the proper place for a Clinchin' party.
I've a vat of rum fresh from the islands and me bird be peckish o'er the fact she's near the sand and I've nothin' but time and an empty cup.
Next we'll be holdin' the choke-in' party, Savvy?
Andrew / September 19, 2008 11:43 AM
Yarr, speakin' of pirates, if the Cubs win it all this year, I nominate the Pirates to pick up the "lovable losers" mantle. Yar.
Baldeesh / September 19, 2008 12:25 PM
So this pirate walks into a bar and sits next to a drunken wench.
The wench looks him over and says, "Nice pirate outfit. Where'd you get your earrings?"
The pirate says, "Arr, I bought one from the dollar store on the other side of town and I got the other from the dollar store across the street."
So the wench exclaims, "Wow! Not bad for a buck-an-ear!"
Baldeesh / September 19, 2008 12:25 PM
So this pirate walks into a bar and sits next to a drunken wench.
The wench looks him over and says, "Nice pirate outfit. Where'd you get your earrings?"
The pirate says, "Arr, I bought one from the dollar store on the other side of town and I got the other from the dollar store across the street."
So the wench exclaims, "Wow! Not bad for a buck-an-ear!"
Allan / September 19, 2008 3:57 PM
Aaarghh mother fuckers! What the fuck be ye hence. You scabby barnacle ball sucking scurvy dog. Rrrrrrrr shit!
Steven / September 19, 2008 5:00 PM
What's a pirate's favorite music? Arrr & B.
Ramsin / September 19, 2008 10:10 PM
"I had a profound psychological insight into my deepest insecurities after taking a rrrrrrhorshack test!"
Dubi / September 20, 2008 3:19 PM
What's a pirate's favorite El stop? Arrr-gyle.
Carlotta / September 20, 2008 9:13 PM
You mean, like the Pittsburgh Pirates?
"Wow, do we suck! 16 straight losing seasons! We can't even muck up the Cubs these days!"
Brian / September 20, 2008 11:47 PM
ALL YOUR MP3 ARE BELONG TO ME!
charlie / September 21, 2008 9:16 AM
Well shiver me little timbers. If you people are not just the nicest bunch of people anybody could want to meet.
So nice and polite and well geez just so darn fantastic. Do you all shop at Macy's on a regular basis or have you all moved over to the on-line style of shopping?
Hmm well either way you all just look super great!
Oh sorry I thought you said butt pirate. ;-)
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