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Illinois Thu Jul 09 2009
Birkett versus Madigan, the Rematch
...it might go a little something like this:
Madigan:
He's a loony prosecutor *cough* Rolando Cruz, war protestors *cough*.
Birkett:
She's soft on corruption *cough*dad is Mike Madigan*cough*.
Madigan:
Hey, I remember this guy; he's the guy I beat eight years ago.
Birkett:
Yeah, I remember that election; hey, who was at the top of your ticket that year?
Madigan:
You mean the guy I tried to get suspended from office?
Birkett:
Yeah, the guy who the Supreme Court laughed at you when you tried to get suspended from office.
Madigan:
Uh...All the women, who are independent, throw your hands up at me!
Birkett:
All the white dudes--uh, wait, nevermind...hey, isn't your dad Mike Madigan?
Madigan:
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the balloon drop.
Levois / July 10, 2009 9:13 PM
That's good satire!