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Illinois Thu Jul 09 2009

Birkett versus Madigan, the Rematch might go a little something like this:

Birkett: She's not a prosecutor.

He's a loony prosecutor *cough* Rolando Cruz, war protestors *cough*.

She's soft on corruption *cough*dad is Mike Madigan*cough*.

Hey, I remember this guy; he's the guy I beat eight years ago.

Yeah, I remember that election; hey, who was at the top of your ticket that year?

You mean the guy I tried to get suspended from office?

Yeah, the guy who the Supreme Court laughed at you when you tried to get suspended from office.

Uh...All the women, who are independent, throw your hands up at me!

All the white dudes--uh, wait, nevermind...hey, isn't your dad Mike Madigan?

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the balloon drop.

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Levois / July 10, 2009 9:13 PM

That's good satire!

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Parents Still Steaming, but About More Than Just Boilers

By Phil Huckelberry / 2 Comments

It's now been 11 days since the carbon monoxide leak which sent over 80 Prussing Elementary School students and staff to the hospital. While officials from Chicago Public Schools have partially answered some questions, and CPS CEO Forrest Claypool has informed that he will be visiting the school to field more questions on Nov. 16, many parents remain irate at the CPS response to date. More...


Substance, Not Style, the Source of Rahm's Woes

By Ramsin Canon / 2 Comments

It's not surprising that some of Mayor Emanuel's sympathizers and supporters are confusing people's substantive disputes with the mayor as the effect of poor marketing on his part. It's exactly this insular worldview that has gotten the mayor in hot... More...

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