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Illinois Thu Jul 09 2009

Birkett versus Madigan, the Rematch

...it might go a little something like this:

Birkett: She's not a prosecutor.

Madigan:
He's a loony prosecutor *cough* Rolando Cruz, war protestors *cough*.

Birkett:
She's soft on corruption *cough*dad is Mike Madigan*cough*.

Madigan:
Hey, I remember this guy; he's the guy I beat eight years ago.

Birkett:
Yeah, I remember that election; hey, who was at the top of your ticket that year?

Madigan:
You mean the guy I tried to get suspended from office?

Birkett:
Yeah, the guy who the Supreme Court laughed at you when you tried to get suspended from office.

Madigan:
Uh...All the women, who are independent, throw your hands up at me!

Birkett:
All the white dudes--uh, wait, nevermind...hey, isn't your dad Mike Madigan?

Madigan:
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the balloon drop.

 

Levois / July 10, 2009 9:13 PM

That's good satire!

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