The Empty Bottle hosts the 10th anniversary celebration for the Chicago Reader's series The Secret History of Chicago Music. The show will feature a bunch of Chicago bands, but what you really need to know is that the infamous T. Valentine, the man behind the song "Hello Lucille, Are You A Lesbian?", is going to be there, which should be incentive enough to attend. Show starts at 9:00pm, and admission is FREE! Details at the Empty Bottle Website. Empty Bottle: 1035 N. Western. (773) 276-3600.