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Bears Fri Sep 18 2009
Know Your Bears: Twitter Edition
A quasi-weekly look at Chicago's Monsters of the Midway. This week we delve into the realm of Twitter and take a looksie at da Tweeps of da Bears...
Name: Matt Forte
Handle on Twitter: chitownforte22
Profile Pic Assessment: "I'm pretty serene, seeing as how I just got out of the shower and, well, I could be more serene if I weren't outta sandalwood-scented candles."
Notable Feat: As a rookie made fans occasionally forget how bad Kyle Orton/Rex Grossman actually were.
Notable Tweet: "I dint really eat 4 chilli dogs! But I did have a lit box of matches in my stomach ! Lol"
Name: Jay Cutler
Handle on Twitter: JayCutler6
Profile Pic Assessment: "We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired!"
Notable Feat: Won games for Vanderbilt, one of the more moribund college football programs. Was chased out of Denver by Broncos' psychotic new head coach.
Notable Tweet: "Rough start to 2009 season. 15 games left, plenty of time left. We will get better, I promise you that."
Name: Greg Olsen
Handle on Twitter: gregolsen82
Profile Pic Assessment: "By the Power of Grayskull, I am HE-MAAN!"
Notable Feat: Convincing humanity that he's not a Terminator. Not searching for Sarah Conner. Not hell-bent on destroying humans. Not a robot."
Notable Tweet: "We need more construction..it'll help traffic a bunch" Take that IDOT!
