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Bears Tue Oct 26 2010

Footballic Ramblings: No. No. Bad Jay Culter. Baaaad!

Jesus. Horrible game. Go to hell, Bears. I had to deal with filing a police report until 7:00 in the morning on Sunday and then I wake up and watch you jerks screw everything up. Games like Sunday's are exactly why I predicted you losers to go 6-10 this season.

Here's a bulleted list of people on the Bears that need to put a few quarters in "The Don't Jar."

  • Jay Cutler
  • Screw you, Cutler. You stupid moron with an oversized head and insulin deficiency. You played terribly, you sat there looking petulant and joyless. You threw four interceptions, fumbled the ball (kinda, I'll get to that in a second) and then had the gall to tell the media after the game that you'd throw the ball at DeAngelo Hall all day. What? Cutler, check yourself, before you get concussed again. Maddening and stupid comments.
  • Lovie Smith
  • Oh Lovie, I really was hoping you'd be fired by now and set the Bears fans free. Sadly, for both you and I, you're still here. I include you, because, well, you look miserable and even more confused than normal on the sideline. Can I ask you (okay, not you but hypothetical internet you) a question? Why on earth did you challenge the spot for a first and goal vs the receiver crossing the goal line and then on THE. VERY. NEXT. PLAY. Cutler clearly crossed the goal line and then fumbles and you don't challenge? Are you stupid? Without balls? Both? I'm saying both.
  • Mike Martz
  • Oh Martz. You dumb, folly-filled bastard of an offensive coordinator. Did you not notice how easily your running backs were having it on Sunday? 13 carries between the duo of Forte and Taylor. All game. A total of 13 carries. That's ridiculous Martz. You and your maniacal ego are now a parody of your celebrated "Greatest Show On Turf" offense from the early '00s.

That's all I'm saying on this Bears game. I could go on, but there will be ample opportunities for me to bitch and moan about how awful this team is down the road. Bears have the always tricky bye week up next, then a trip North of the Border to play Buffalo in Toronto. I'll have a few pieces up between now and the T.O. game. Comments, as always, are very welcome.

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