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Bears Mon Oct 04 2010
Footballic Ramblings: Cutler Concussed. Bears Fall Apart.
Yes, count along with The Count. Nine times, Cutler Bot 5000 was sacked (ah. ah. ah.)
This game was awful. Just. Awful. Cutler knocked out --be it by actual concussion or shame and bruised ego, who is to say. The petulant Cutler would not at all surprise me by feigning a concussion merely for the sake of his delicate psychological self. 9 sacks of Cutler. 10 sacks of Chicago quarterbacks. "Todd Collins, we hardly knew ye."
Unbearable Stats:
- 10 Sacks.
- Two Knocked Out Quarterbacks
- Six! Six! First Downs!!
- 0-fer on Third-Down Conversions.
- Three Turnovers
- 110 Total Yards of Offense for the Bears
- 2.1 Yards Per Play for the Bears Offense
- 2.2 Yards Per Carry for Matt Forte
- 26 Rushing Yards for Matt Forte on 12 Carries
- 13 Weeks Since Chicago Had a Rushing Touchdown
Cower Sons of Chicago. This is your plight and your doom when a defense comes equipped to handle your porous and pathetic offensive line. This is what happens when Cutler has no escape. Concussions, fear and losses.
