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Bulls Mon Oct 08 2012

Training for Bulls Training Camp

Bulls_200.pngMore exciting than an Adidas-produced Derrick Rose #TheReturn video series featuring 68% montaged images of calisthenics and core building movements, more tantalizing than the 146 Derrick Rose YouTube mash-up vids, and even more electrifying than Derrick Rose emo tweets about the CTU strike/Giordano's Pizza is the Bulls training camp sans Derrick Rose! To keep your physical and mental health at peak performance, here are some exercises to help you wake up and smell the Rose-less Bulls outlook.

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Donny Rodriguez

Bulls Hittin Fri May 04 2012

Bulls Hittin': Playoff Drinking Game

by Wood Sugars

With D-Rose going down, so have the spirits of many Bulls fans, the BULLS Hitman included. But he does his best to bring energy and excitement, and a new way to appreciate the playoffs.

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Bulls Hittin Thu Apr 26 2012

BULLS Hittin': Bulls Playoff Keys

by Wood Sugars

With the regular season wrapping up, and the Bulls having secured the top seed, the Bulls Hitman breaks down the keys to Bulls playoff success.

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Bulls Hittin Thu Apr 19 2012

Bulls Hittin': Miami Heat Shitting Takeover

by Wood Sugars

Episode 8 of Bulls Hittin' is taken over by the "Miami Heater Hottie" and his show "Heat Shitting." But don't worry, your faithful host, the "BULLS hitman," steps to defend you all of you Bulls hitfans.

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Bulls Hittin Thu Apr 12 2012

Bulls Hittin': The Miami Heater Hottie vs. The Bulls Hitman

by Wood Sugars

In this episode the BULLS hitman gets an unexpected visit from the Miami Heater Hottie. The two preview the upcoming clashes between the Bulls and the Heat with a clash of their own.

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Bulls Hittin Thu Apr 05 2012

Bulls Hittin': Lady Moo-Moo!

Bulls Hittin' gets legit for Episode 6 when the Bulls Hitman rents out a studio to cover Bulls vs. Knicks. And we have our first ever correspondent, Lady Moo-Moo, take a trip to the United Center.

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Bulls Hittin Fri Mar 30 2012

Bulls Hittin': Los Toros que Golpean

The Bulls Hitman shares an odd interview with a Bulls Fan, and brings you predictions in Spanish for Latino Heritage Month.

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Bulls Hittin Thu Mar 22 2012

Bulls Hittin': Brunette Brian Scalabrine

This week, the Bulls Hitman brings you predictions "live" from Toronto and fans get a special treat when they start chanting for Scalabrine.


Bulls Hittin Thu Mar 15 2012

Bulls Hittin': Korver on Bath Salts

This week on Bulls Hittin': Kyle Korver — or at least a guy who looks like him — doesn't talk about his alliterative name, but he does talk about his 3-point game, walking the BullsHit Man through how he learned to take that shot, and how he likes to prep for it.

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Bulls Hittin Thu Mar 08 2012

Bulls Hittin': Thibs on Time Outs & Linsanity

This week on Bulls Hittin': Think you have what it takes to coach in the NBA? This week our host talks to a buzzed and drugged Tom Thibodeau, who walks the BullsHit Man through the Thibodos and Thibodonts of becoming coach of one of the NBA's most successful franchises.


Bulls Hittin Wed Feb 29 2012

Introducing New Video Series Bulls Hittin'

Bulls Hittin' is a new bi-weekly video series about your friendly neighborhood basketball team, produced by comedy troupe Wood Sugars and sponsored by Gapers Block. Each episode will fill you in on team news, offer predictions for upcoming match-ups, and introduce you to some of the colorful characters surrounding the Bulls.

Here's the Wood Sugars' synopsis of the first episode: "So You Think They Can't Dance? You might be right. Our host, the BullsHit Man gives these two, six-time 'Luv-a-Bulls' auditioners, a seventh and final chance to prove they can cheerlead to the beat of their own drum."

Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode!

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