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Go to a Restaurant Tonight

Weather be damned, tonight is Dining Out for Life, which benefits AIDSCare Chicago. Check the site for participating restaurants.

One Way or Another: The Beautiful Chef

As if all the accolades for his, you know, cooking talent weren't enough, chef Paul Kahan of Blackbird gives us another reason to feel inadequate. He's named as one of People's 100 Most Beautiful 2009 ... or not. [Thanks for the update, Dan!]

Reading in Cafés

The latest issue of Café just hit newsstands. It's the fifth for this new "Latino Lifestyle Magazine."

The Semi-Pro Wrestler

As we discovered in The Wrestler, pro wrestling isn't always glamorous. When you get down to the local level, it can be downright gritty. But the allure was still too great for Vito "Two Fingers" Fontaine, sausage purveyor and local wrestling star. [via]

Chicago Stockpiles Meds

The Illinois Department of Health is stockpiling about four hundred thousand regimens of Tamiflu and two hundred thousand of Relenza according to the Chi-Town Daily News.

Laughing it up with Ha Ha Tonka

We sit down and chat with Ha Ha Tonka about the band and their debut album from Bloodshot Records in Transmission.

Pushing the Boundaries

NewCity profiles some of Chicago's breakout artists in the current issue.

Now Here's a Surprise...

If you were to guess what the the CEO of Caterpillar might want from the federal government, where do you think more construction funding would rank on the list?

Snakes on the Plains

Did you know Chicago had rattlesnakes? I didn't. Nice to know they've been rounded up--and for their own good.

The Power of AM Radio

Ever wonder how much any given commercial radio station in Chicago earns in a year? If so, here's the rundown for the top 50.

Our Potholes Rank Worldwide!

Chicago fits right in on Gadling's list of places with the worst potholes. [via]

EveryBlock in Your Pocket

EveryBlock now has an iPhone app, so you can check on crime stats of the very corner you're standing on. (And restaurants nearby, too.)

The Next Great Cover Choir

Yesterday singer-songwriter Ben Folds released an album called "Ben Folds Presents: University A Cappella," which might be exactly what you think it is: a cappella versions of his songs performed by various university a cappella groups from around the country. University of Chicago's own Voices in Your Head got one of the tracks; they cover "Magic."

From the Governor's Mansion to the Cathouse

Nevada's own Moonlite Bunny Ranch has offered an apprenticeship to former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich. According to a press release from ranch owner Dennis Hof, "Rod's willpower would be challenged daily by the ladies as they bribe him to acquire finer rooms or better working hours and days off. In lieu of Rod's work throughout the apprenticeship Dennis Hof will pay him a handsome amount of money." [via]

As Far as This Train Goes

Toghaus, maker of CTA stop t-shirts, is closing up shop May 2. Get your Damen stop hoodie now! (You can still get an El Boton button to go with it, for now.) You might also be interested in That's My Stop's shirt designs.

Like Genius Grants for Organizations

The Center for Neighborhood Technology (creators of I-Go car sharing and other great stuff) and the Chicago Community Loan Fund were among the nine non-profits awarded MacArthur Foundation grants today.

Punkin' Donuts to Polish Broadway

John Greenfield walks the length of Belmont Avenue in this week's A/C feature.

First Probable Case of Swine Flu in Chicago

A Rogers Park elementary school is closed for at least the next two days as officials survey parents and try to curtail the spread of germs between students. One student at the school has been noted by City Public Health officials as a probable case of swine flu.

Book Club: The Great Perhaps Review

The wonderful and talented Joe Meno has a new book out - yay! You can check out my review of The Great Perhaps over on the Book Club page.

CNT Earns National Recognition, Financial Award

The MacArthur Foundation's 2009 Award for Creative & Effective Nonprofits includes the Chicago-based Center for Neighborhood Technology, who will use their grant to "expand its research capacities, reach a wider national audience, and build its operating reserve."

I Envy the Fool Who Appeared for Jury Duty this Past Monday

Because you probably met Mr. T. That's justice.

"You Gotta Add the D"

Local comedian Joe Hanson produces a weekly rap under his alter ego "Bino White" -- this week's is about the CTA.

Errant Ambulance Alert: Tactical Response Required

Estera Bulbucan, a Des Plaines woman, stole an ambulance in Park Ridge and then used it to do donuts in Millennium Park. She was arrested.

The "Chemistry" of Art and Science

The Goodman is doing the unholy/impossible/fascinating: Pairing art and science. As part of the ongoing Science Chicago initiative, the Goodman will offer three free readings from Tom Stoppard, Richard Rhodes and Caryl Churchill, exploring their scientific themes. Readings take place on June 8, 15 and 22, with post-play discussions. Call for reservations: 312.443.3800.

"This is Sgt. Peterson, Chicago Police"

Speaking of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ask.MetaFilter folks put together a list of the crimes committed by the film's protagonists during his day off.

Endangered Places

Landmarks Illinois has released its 2009 list of the 10 most endangered places in Illinois. Chicago entries include two hospitals -- Michael Reese (as covered in Mechanics) and Prentice Women's. Chicago's Landmarks Ordinance itself got special 11th designation.

Here Come The Hawks

The Blackhawks turn back the Calgary Flames with a 4-1 victory Monday night to win their first-round NHL playoff series. It's the first time the Hawks have advanced to the conference semifinals since 1996. They now face the Vancouver Canucks in Round 2. While the dates haven't been set yet, here's something to get you in the mood.

Nightmare in Elk Grove

Students at Elk Grove High School and John Hersey High School are probably pretty excited that Freddy will be murdering students in their schools in May.

GM's Reorganization Hitting Close to Home

As GM ditches Pontiac and plans to eliminate 42% of its dealerships, local dealerships are wondering what to do.

No Longer Expiring the News

You may not know this, but Tribune "expires" the majority of its web content after a couple months. Fortunately, they're fixing this.

Meet Chicago Larry

The self-proclaimed "greatest celebrity photographer in the world" and new YouTube star?

Bookslut's Crispin Berlin Bound

Jessa Crispin, the founder of Bookslut, is leaving the Chicago, headed for Berlin. Her longtime assistant, Caroline Eick, is taking over as managing editor; Crispin plans to resume posting on the blog once she's settled and, according to her, stops crying.

Can Citizens Choose Life?

The constitutionality of "Choose Life" license plates may soon be tested, in large part to a lawsuit regarding Illinois' decision to not print such a plate.

Target Acquired, Briefly

Target is opening a "Bullseye Bazaar" pop-up store in the Tribune Tower space previously occupied by the McCormick Freedom Museum. The store will only be open May 7-9, and will feature products from designers that will be appearing in Target nationwide later in the year.

Book Club: Book Swap/Drive

Got more books than you know what to do with? Ready to pick up some new reads? Sounds like a Book Swap and Book Drive is what you need. Good thing there's one coming up in May. Details on the Book Club page.

Watching the Watched

CrabbyGolightly "takes a dim view of celebrity, media and power." With an emphasis on the celebrity.

Biden Speaks

Vice President Joe Biden is giving the keynote at the Richard J Daley Urban Forum today at around 11:45am -- and you can watch a live webcast or read the liveblog.

No One Ill In Illinois

So far, so good when it comes to swine flu cases in Illinois. Not so in the rest of the world. But school officials here are taking precautions to make sure it stays that way.

Well... We're Waiting

A group of Chicago activists are giving President Barack Obama a failing grade on urban issues, saying he hasn't moved fast enough on rebuilding the inner city.

Edible Action Art

Combine jelly and wrestling and you'll get attention locally. Make art with those ingredients and you'll attract international attention.

A High-profile Boost for Civil Unions

Speaking of the Trib, the featured article on its website is an editorial entitled "Legalize civil unions." As one might expect, the commenters are going wild.

"Chicago can still do things"

The Trib contextualizes the opening of the Art Institute's Modern Wing in these economic times, plus it gives us a brief mother-son exchange and a vague statement from the Institute's director.

N90° 0.0'

After 54 days in conditions that put Chicago winters to shame, John Huston of Glen Ellyn and Tyler Fish of Minnesota completed their landmark journey to the North Pole on Saturday. I'd say they earned that cheeseburger.

Witches Melt, Zombies Don't

Despite the rain, the second annual Chicago Zombie Pub Crawl staggered through Andersonville Saturday. Here are lots of bloody photos from the event.

Frohman, Party of Three

Time Out's Jake Malooley has some tips for when you plan your next Ferris Bueller-style day off.

"I guess it ran out of gas or something"

One of the approximately 60 WWII era aircraft remaining in Lake Michigan has been recovered for inclusion in a New Orleans museum. The plane crashed on Nov. 24, 1944 while attempting to land on an aircraft carrier during a training mission.

Trouble in the Suburbs

When imagining the scourge of Naperville, you probably don't envision it as public urination.

Lauded Diner To Close

Patty's Diner, winner of the Reader's pick for Best Diner 2009 and one of LTHForum's Great Neighborhood Restaurants, is closing up. The word on the Reader's Food Chain blog is that the rent's going up by a prohibitive amount, and Patty will have to close up shop as early as May 6. So... plan that trip to Skokie now.

Doctors List

Chi-Town Daily News reports on the new Leslie's List, a database of local health care prices.

Posterized Book

GigPosters.com is producing a book, which includes several local poster artists -- and if you preorder it, you could get a limited edition Jay Ryan art print free!

Hard Hitting News

TMZ gets to the bottom... sort of... of Blagojevich's hair care regime. [via]

Bleacher Bones

Bohemian National Cemetery built a red brick replica of the wall at Wrigley's center field where deceased fans of the Cubs may be interred until Doomsday or the next time the team win the World Series. Whichever comes first. (Previously.)

Uncle Lauri Fun Apple

Artist Lauri Apple will be making art in the window at Uncle Fun, 1338 W. Belmont, from 11am to 5pm this Saturday. Check it out, then stop inside for some art projects of your own.

Misdemeanor Weiners

Felony Franks, a new hot dog stand to be staffed by ex-prisoners, is causing a stir over its name despite its positive mission.

Articulated Buses, RIP

You'll never be able to ride again in that scary-yet-exciting accordionish corridor thingy again. UPDATE: Actually, only one type of articulated bus is being decommissioned; the CTA just recently leased new articulated buses from New Flyer. (Thanks, Rob!)

Looking Between the Bread

Trends in sandwiches, from the upscale to the not-so-upscale. Discussed in this week's Drive-Thru feature.

Recessionary Tactics

Ironically, one of the casualties of the last round of Tribune layoffs was the writer of the paper's "Recession Diaries" blog (google cache). He wasn't allowed to post one last item to that blog, so he ran it on TrueSlant.

Commuters, Be Careful!

Crime is on the rise on the CTA: robberies up by 77%, theft up by 6%.

Wait, We Have a $15.5 Billion Redevelopment Plan?

The city is moving forward on the $15.5 billion Chicago Central Area Action Plan, which primarily aims to improve public transportation through more than $14 billion in funding. Perhaps a public debate will ensue?

Half Empty, Half Full

Of late, turbulent home sales have resulted in hilariously contrasting headlines. For example: "sales skyrocket 38 percent" versus "home sales fall 26%."

On Guard

Looks like Celtics guard Tony Allen may have more to worry about than basketball while he's in town. Allen, who is originally from Chicago, is under tightened security after receiving death threats.

Cheap Sassage

The Jewels is cutting prices up to 20 percent on many items in order to better compete with Wal-Mart and Dominick's.

The Latest Version

Version, a festival of arts, music and education, kicks off tonight and runs through May 2. This year's theme is "Immodest Proposals."

Bike-By Shooting

Chicago News Bench reports on a bike-by shooting that occurred in on Broadway Uptown Sunday. Seems the FBI may be involved in the investigation, which would be pretty unusual if it's true. [via]

Population Counts

In Transmission this week we interviewed Damon Locks about his new music and arts site: The Population.

Citizen Support

The Windy Citizen is asking for a little support via "micropatronage." (Hmm, maybe we should consider that...)

An "Industry" Conference

Chicago Sexpo is nearly upon us. And of course it's at Excalibur. (Do I really have to say NSFW?)

O, I Am Slain!

Today's fake Internet holiday is Talk Like Shakespeare Day, in honor of the Bard's birth 445 years ago. If that isn't enough encouragement to drop a few "thees" and "thous," the mayor has issued yon proclamation, ye blackguards. Here are a few quotes to get you started.

South Side (Solar) Power

Provided Exelon gets federal stimulus funding, it is planning on building a 10 megawatt, 39-acre solar energy plant in West Pullman. The redeveloped industrial site would be the largest urban solar project in the U.S.

Fridge on Ice

Former Chicago Bear William "The Refrigerator" Perry is currently in South Carolina's Aiken Regional Medical Center, suffering from the effects of Guillain-Barre Syndrome. The Fridge is expected to recover.

Tribune Cuts Bone

The Tribune layoffs we knew were coming hit today, taking 53 reporters. Crain's and Michael Miner have some names, including some prominent editors and writers.

Colbert vs. Glass

Tonight on the Colbert Report, This American Life's Ira Glass will be a guest. Rumor has it he'll be talking about public radio fund drives and tomorrow's TAL live-by-satellite performances in movie theaters. (Thanks, Jesse!)

Happy Secretary's Day

Celebrate by taking a look at saucy Chicago secretaries of yesteryear.

Photographing a Sketchbook

Collaboraction's annual SKETCHBOOK Festival, running now, inspired collaborations with photographers; the results are featured in A/C.

Abstinence Reviewed

Nearly two in five Illinois students who take sex education learn about only one method of birth control: abstinence until marriage. But that may change -- this spring, Congress will consider whether to curtail its support of abstinence-only lessons.

The Reason Blogs Exist

Rogers Park Cheetos tracks empty snackfood bags in the wild. [via]

Where Your Money Goes

Isn't the real question in this whole Dunnings flap why a busboy was making $60K a year in a county HR post?

Rose Rises To The Top

Media outlets including the Chicago Tribune, and even the Bulls website itself, are reporting that Bulls' superstar-in-training Derrick Rose will be named NBA Rookie of the Year at a 2 p.m. news conference. This has been your "Duh" news for the day.

Musicians Go to Band Camp, Designers Go to...

There are a couple good opportunities for Chicago designers and coders ahead. Camp Firebelly is coming up May 1, 2009 Innovation Summit is coming up at the end of May, FITC brings its Flash conference here mid-June, and you can already register for An Event Apart in October.

Clear the Runway for the Puppy Plane

Times are tough, but not too tough for Pet Airways, a pets only airline that will begin service to our fair city beginning in July.

Centerfold Research

While researching a post about Playboy's possible de-listing from the NYSE, the Reader's Whet Moser unearthed a database of Playboy centerfolds (NSFW, obviously) maintained by a University of Chicago library employee.

StreetWise Stays Alive

It looks as though donations will keep StreetWise from closing its doors for now.

He's Not a Celebrity, Don't Let Him Out of Here

That trip to Costa Rica for a reality show that Blagojevich wanted to take? The judge said it's not going to happen.

Modern Ride

Have a few thousand dollars lying around and a secret desire to travel in curvy aluminum style? You're in luck -- check out this Vintage Airstream Trailer offered by Johanna in Logan Square.

Broadway To Go

Yesterday, Broadway in Chicago became the first theater organization to offer an official iPhone application. Way to get the show on the road, guys! [via]

Lions Brought To You By...

As we mentioned, Alderman Ed Burke is nonplussed about the upcoming Art Institute fee hike. The council votes tomorrow on some sort of finger wagging legislation. I recommend privatizing the lions or maybe installing "sitting meters" on the steps.

Get Close to Spidey on Broadway

An open casting call for Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark - Directed by Julie Taymor, with music and lyrics by Bono and The Edge - will be held May 7 in Chicago at a location to be announced. (The musical opens in New York Feb. 18, 2010.) For more information, email the producers or visit Spiderman on Broadway.

Get Smart at DePaul's Chronic Illness Symposium

"After Graduation: Creating Opportunities for Employment, Education, and Community & Family Involvement" is the focus of this year's Chronic Illness and Post-secondary Education Symposium at DePaul University on April 28. It's designed for those with chronic illness and disability, as well as those who work with them - and this year's keynote speaker is Karen McCulloh, executive director of disabilityworks at the Chicagoland Chamber of Commerce. Get more info on registration and speakers in Slowdown.

An "Amazing" Opportunity

Like to travel? Long for the opportunity to argue with your best friend/spouse/parent in a foreign land? Maybe promote the image of the loud, pushy "ugly American" while competing for big bucks. Then you might be "Amazing Race" material. The reality show is holding auditions this Friday in Joliet.

"Tell the Recession Where to Go." Hm.

GB flickr pool member Katherine of Chicago has captured a certain essence of the times in a recent photograph.

TIFs Get Sunshine

Chicagoist reports that according to Ald. Manny Flores's Facebook status, the TIF Sunshine Act has passed the City Council.

Make Every Website Bacolicio.us

Bacon maniacs rejoice! Here's a handy app that gives any website bacony delicious. In the address bar of your web browser, type in http://bacolicio.us/ and then your website (including the "http://") and enjoy. Here's what happens to Gapers Block.

Pulitzer Play

Chicago's newspapers may not have won a Pulitzer Prize this year, but a play commissioned by the Goodman Theatre did. It's Ruined, by Lynn Nottage.

Concern for Prairie School Half of Michael Reese Campus

Despite assurances from the city that the 1907 main building at Michael Reese is safe from demolition, pieces of it are going missing and being damaged. There is still no word on the modernist portion.

Chicago Barista Third Best in the World

Update on local barista Michael Phillips; he placed third in the World Barista Championships this past weekend.

Playoffs: Icing On The Cake For Hawks

When the soaring Blackhawks hit the ice tonight in the third game of their best-of-seven playoff series against Calgary, it'll be one more boost to their ever-growing fan base. Crain's Chicago Business' Ed Sherman explains.

The House That Scarface Built

A house once lived in by late gangster Al Capone is for sale, and is expected "to fetch a $450,000 asking price."

Midway Airport Off the Bargaining Table

Chicago has decided to not offer another extension to the group that was planning to lease Midway Airport for $2.5 billion, the consequence being the plan will not come to fruition.

The Wind Through Our Hair

We're the 11th best hair city in America, according to Total Beauty. (Thanks, Dee!)

Wax Pack Memoirs

Cardboard Gods is a blog about baseball cards, in the same way Bull Durham is about baseball.

Blue Line To Get Stimulus Funds

Mayor Daley and Sen. Durbin will be giving the details.

Green Bean

The story behind the cover illustration for the "Green Chicago" issue of United Airlines' Hemispheres Magazine. [via]

Script Bs and Flying Socks

Buried in this post about pro sports trademarks are obscure logos for the Bears and White Sox.

Brush Up Your Shakespeare

Mayor Daley has named this Thursday Talk Like Shakespeare Day, in honor of the Bard's 445th birthday.

Nostalgic for Corruption

Gary Goehl, convicted in the '80s of accepting bribes as deputy county treasurer, reflects on Blagojevich and Illinois' long history of political corruption in an op-ed in the New York Times.

Not a Bad Donation

When farm-implements heir Brooks McCormick passed away, he donated his 8,000sq ft condo in the name of his wife, Hope, to four local organizations and the World Wildlife Fund. They may each receive $1 million from the sale.

That's a Lot of Vinyl

Check out what our Transmission staff found at Chicago's record stores in celebration of Record Store Day 2009.

Still Fast

Once again, Chicago has made Fast Company's list of cities of the year. This time, the magazine highlights the I-Go + CTA Smart Card program.

Add Some Local Culture to Your Outdoor Time

It's a beautiful weekend, Chicago. Based on the smiles I've seen on people's faces so far, there is a lot to fall in love with in the city. Including the CHIRP Record Fair which is happening at Plumber's Hall on Saturday and Sunday. (Gapers Block will be there on Sunday so come say howdy.) And if you're more likely to be entertained by antiques, artifacts, and cool designer crafts, then the Spring Show at Architectural Artifacts is where you'll want to be. Speaking of crafts, Chicago's premier of Handmade Nation is taking place tonight at Columbia College.

Cruising Effortlessly

Decider checks out Chicago Segway Tours.

A Projects Project

Reader Ryan Flynn writes, "Here is a site I've had up for awhile now, documenting the transformation of the Cabrini-Green neighborhood in pictures, paintings, comments and news."

CSU Student Paper is Publishing While Fighting

The Chicago State University student newspaper, Tempo, is publishing again, despite an ongoing lawsuit in which it is alleged that the newspaper's advisor was fired and the newspaper has been threatened with censorship and budget cuts following articles critical of the administration.

Pothole Election

Vote for the worst pothole in Chicago Public Radio's Adopt-a-Side-Street project. The winning pothole will be the subject of a news story.

Blow the Whistle

It's a little easier to call out governmental misdeeds with the newly launched whistleblower.illinois.gov.

Elie Wiesel to Speak at Illinois Holocaust Museum

A public grand opening ceremony Sunday for the Illinois Holocaust Museum & Education Center in Skokie will feature Nobel Laureate and Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel, in addition to former President Bill Clinton and a host of local and international dignitaries. Thousands of guests are expected, so plan ahead for transit, and get more details in Slowdown.

Grab Your Snuggie and Go!

The Snuggie Pub Crawl is tomorrow, and there are still some tickets left!

Burris Not an Impressive Fundraiser

Of all of the things Senator Burris may not be good at, fundraising is certainly one of his worst skills. While he expects to have a total of $400,000 in debts from legal fees, he only raised $845 in the first three months of this year.

Stroger's Cousin Quits County CFO Job

Realizing that he's up for re-election next year and wants to seem as if he's actually doing honest work for his constitutents, Todd Stroger asked for the resignation of his cousin Donna Dunnings, the Cook County CFO who earned an outrageous raise last year in spite of the county's financial state, in light of recent revelations that she had an undisclosed relationship with a recently fired county employee.

Chicago Represented in World Barista Competition

Michael Phillips, the Intelligenstia Coffee employee who won the Great Lakes regional championship just last year, goes to Atlanta this weekend to represent the US in the World Barista competition. Best of luck, Michael!

So Much for 911

The number of times residents of two South Side neighborhoods called 911 and a squad car wasn't able to respond: 1,200. The number of times the same thing happened in two North Side districts: 10.

The Twittered Tibia

A double bilateral knee replacement surgery at a Wisconsin hospital was Twittered today in its gory glory (with pics!).

Queen of All Social Media

Oprah Winfrey is now on Twitter. She shall tweet for the first time live on her show tomorrow. What about Oprah's BFF Gayle King? Already on it.

Wrigley-Field

The Wisconsin State Journal would like to introduce you to UW-Madison student (and presumed Cubs fan) Elizabeth Wrigley-Field.

Cheeseburger at the Top of the World

I imagine if I were hiking to the North Pole, I'd stay motivated by thinking about tasty food I'd have when I got home, too.

Record Store Day Approaches

In Transmission, we preview some of the cool things you're likely to find at your neighborhood brick-and-mortar record store this Saturday for the Second Annual Record Store Day.

Everything Must Go

The Huffington Post's Michael Moreci discusses the privatization of Chicago, from parking meters to Midway, and why he thinks Daley's "city-wide garage sale" tactics only offer a short-term fix.

Noooooo Games

Whether you're in favor of the Olympics coming to Chicago or not, you have to admit that this is a pretty clever t-shirt.

To Overserve and Protect

Thirteen Chicago police officers were arrested for DUI last year. CPD Superintendent Jody Weis says drunken cops "aren't systemic."

2,000 Teabags

About 2,000 people attended the Teabag event in Chicago according to Nate Silver's estimates.

"StreetWise!" Cries Amazingly Effective

Following news of StreetWise's financial problems, more than $40,000 has been pledged or donated to help the paper fill its $75,000 budget gap.

Chicago as High-Speed Rail Hub

Eight Midwestern states have united to reinvigorate plans for the Midwest Regional Rail Initiative as a way to increase their odds at getting federal funding. If the plan succeeds, you know who will be in the center.

The Book Was Popular

The Obamas made $2.7 million last year, which is down from the $4.2 million they made in 2007. Most of the money they earned in 2008 came from the profits of President Obama's two books.

You Weren't a Mistake, Just Unplanned

On the heels of a major newsroom layoff at the Chicago Tribune, Tribune Company CEO Sam Zell acknowledged purchasing the company was a mistake. If you want to hear it from the horse's mouth, check out Bloomberg TV News.

LiLoKu

I bet you didn't know Lindsay Lohan wrote poetry? She does -- it just took Kevin Guilfoile to find it.

Ready, Set, File!

If you haven't filed your taxes yet, well, good luck. Neighborhood post offices won't be staying open late, but the Main Post Office at 433 W. Harrison will accept your mail to the IRS until midnight tonight.

Blago is Searching for a New Low

As mentioned in Mechanics, our esteemed former governor is considering filming a Survivor-style reality TV show in Costa Rica. Even better was he was approached by someone to do it.

Book Club: Passing by Nella Larsen

This month we take a look at what it means to be white, what it means to be black and how two women straddle the sometimes fine line that divides the two. You can read the intro to Nella Larsen's seminal work Passing on the Book Club page now, then join us on May 11 at the Book Cellar to discuss it in person. New members are always welcome.

Hook, Line and Bulletin Board

Wondering where the fish are biting? The hunters and fishermen on Chi-Town Angler know.

Fighting Crime with T9

Remember the CPD/CPS TXT2TIP [pdf] program? Yeah, no one else did either. The program received 70 text messages since September 10, 2008, and, um, "some were hoaxes." Given its tremendous success, Huberman is reviving the program.

The Chronic-What?-Cles of Alinea

When parody rap and molecular gastronomy collide.

From Pittsburgh, With Love

A good Samaritan drove all the way from the Iron City to give some Windy Citizens some help.

Almost a Crime Scene

As I approached the Chicago River on 18th Street yesterday, I was startled by a police line, four police vehicles, a dead body ... and a film crew.

Cry "StreetWise!" No More?

StreetWise, the publication sold by homeless people as a means of self-support, could fold soon due to lack of funding.

Award-winning Online Investigative Journalism

The Beachwood Reporter and ChicagoTalks.org won an award from the Society of Professional Journalists for their joint investigative reporting on how City Council routinely violates the Open Meetings Act. Congrats!

The Bees' Needs

While there is an apiary in the city, most of Chicagoland's honey production is done in the suburbs. Lake Bluff's GazeboNews profiles a group of retirees who've taken up beekeeping as a hobby.

Late Nights at Facets

Facets Cinematheque has a great movie series planned: Facets Night School, a series of midnight screenings that range from the sublime (Robert Mitchum in Night of the Hunter) to the ridiculous (the horror-comedy Street Trash). The movies start screening on Saturday nights starting May 2; see the Facets Website for a complete schedule and to purchase passes for the whole series.

Mommy, What's a Reporter?

Speaking of the Trib, the paper is adding to the scores it has laid off in the last few months by cutting 20% of its newsroom staff.

A Foot Injury? Come On...

Jill Gage, a research librarian at the Newberry Library, argues the reason Charles Dickens skipped Chicago during his six-month tour of the U.S. was he was afraid of the Trib. Also, did you know that his brother Augustus is buried is Graceland Cemetery?

Cool People Go to Washington

Secretary of Education Arne Duncan introduced Neko Case at a club in D.C. last week. Case got her start at the Hideout, and Tim Tuten, co-owner of the Hideout, is now working for Duncan in the Department of Education.

News on Hyperlocal News

Local startup EveryBlock was part of a story on hyperlocal news sites in the New York Times this weekend. (Thanks, Elizabeth!)

Happy Birthday, GB Book Club!

Tonight is the GB Book Club's fourth anniversary! Hope to see some of you at the Book Cellar tonight.

Bo Knows Books

The University of Chicago Press has put together a "Bo-dacious" reading list for the First Puppy.

RIP Harry Kalas

Harry Kalas, Hall of Fame broadcaster of the Philadelphia Phillies, the voice of NFL films and Naperville native, died today after collapsing in the booth before a game. Anyone who has imagined them self in grainy slow motion catching a touchdown should take a moment.

WGN America Closes Its Eyes

The superstation version of "Chicago's Own" WGN has gotten a new logo, replacing the godawful wall-eyed Nagel version unveiled last year.

(Cupcake) Life After Butter

Natalie Slater of Bake and Destroy interviews former vegan and baker extraordinaire Michelle Garcia of Bleeding Heart Bakery on baking philosophy, butter alternatives, and making that perfect vegan chocolate cupcake.

Hospital TB Scare

A 26-year-old pediatric resident physician at Children's Memorial Hospital may have unwittingly exposed hundreds of patients and coworkers to tuberculosis.

Beeps and Flashes

The system of signals behind CTA farecards is more complex than you might think.

Someone Has Too Much Time, Cruelty on Their Hands

Disappointing, disgusting and unfunny: a dead goat was found hanging on a statue of Harry Caray that sits outside Wrigley Field this morning.

Voices of Gettysburg

Local storyteller Syd Lieberman is bringing the Battle of Gettysburg to life with a new blog, Voices of Gettysburg, featuring first person accounts of the bloodshed. The blog is a companion to Lieberman's new story, Abraham & Isaac: Sacrifice at Gettysburg.

It's Parkour Kids!

It seems not everyone is impressed with the Chicago parkour scene. [Thanks, Dubi!]

Schaumburg's Library Enacts Hygiene Rule

The Schaumburg Township District Library now has a rule prohibiting intense smells, adding additional fuel to the controversial relationship between the homeless and libraries. The rule supposedly applies equally to those with too much perfume and those who need access to showers, but we'll see how that plays out...

Getting Rich in the City of Broad Shoulders

Have you ever wondered how much Chicago's top CEOs make? Wonder no more.

Apple Doesn't Fall Far From Lincoln Park

After much ado about Block 37, Apple has chosen North & Clybourn as the location of its newest Chicago retail location.

Survey Says:

The results of the Sun-Times' annual Sports Fan Survey are in, and optimism is (surprisingly?) high.

Olympic Bid Clears Another Hurdle

According to ESPN, Chicago is getting high marks from IOC officials following their visit to our fair city. The news is bound to make fans of the city's 2016 bid very happy. Others...not so much.

Easter Without the Meat

Setting up a vegetarian Easter in this week's Drive-Thru feature.

140 Characters from Home Plate

Watch today's Cubs-Brewers game in Twittertime.

More Buses

The CTA is using $49 million of its stimulus money to buy 58 articulated buses (you know, the ones that look like accordions).

Broken Bird?

Hearty whistler Andrew Bird accidentally broke his violin in two last night at his first of two performances at the Civic Opera House. Here's hoping he's got a spare at home!

Threadless: Multiplying Like...You Know

This Saturday, keep a keen eye open for these adorable bunny boxes from Chicago t-shirt shop Threadless. They'll be placed in random locations and they're filled with something better than chocolate: gift certificates!

Outdoor Films Announced

Get set for Tuesdays at Butler Field with your favorite stars of the silver screen. This year's Outdoor Film Festival features have been announced, and they sure don't disappoint. Full list after the jump.
This Year's Films are Sunset Boulevard (July 14), Duck Soup (July 21), Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (July 28), Born Yesterday (Aug. 4), Psycho (Aug. 11), Young Mr. Lincoln (Aug. 18) and Tootsie (Aug. 25).

Political Musical Chairs

Now that Mike Quigley's heading to Washington to fill Rahm Emanuel's vacant Representative seat, there's an open spot at the Cook County Board of Commissioners. Committeemen from 11 wards will hold a closed door vote tomorrow to fill the spot. Both the Tribune and the Sun-Times endorse Quigley's chief of staff Kimberly Walz.

I Love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning

Chicago Wilderness Magazine focuses on the Calumet Riverway.

A Little Closer to Understanding Red-Light Cameras

The Trib visited RedSpeed Illinois and Redflex Traffic Systems to get the inside scoop on red light cameras and how the companies who operate them interact with the city.

"I'm Sorry I Took Your Money"

After successfully robbing a Dunkin' Donuts of $167 on Tuesday, the culprit returned on Wednesday to apologize and return the cash. He was arrested wearing the same clothes later that day.

Transmission Contest-a-rino

What are you doing Saturday night? We've got a groovy ticket contest going on in Transmission right now! Update: We have our winners!

The Erosion of Daley

In Mechanics, Ramsin highlights and magnifies the major points from the aforementioned Reader parking meter story, and predicts a severe backlash is coming.

Our Teams

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A Carefully Metered Attack

The Reader's Ben Joravsky and Mick Dumke take a look at how Daley and friends managed to push the parking meter privatization deal through City Council with such ease.

A BYO Bonanza

GoBYO is a nifty little website that catalogs restaurants in the area where you can bring your own wine. Among other features, their database lets you know if a restaurant is solely BYO, if they serve wine but allow you to BYO, and the corkage fee. Chicago (including suburbs) is one of ten cities/regions covered by the site.

Urban Apiaries and Former Industry

The saga of the South Works continues, this time with bees for mead.

See Green This Month

Lakeview's Eye Spy Optical is offering a couple of environmentally friendly ways to save money this month. Bring in your old prescription specs, which will be donated to New Eyes for the Needy, and get $25 off a new pair. Or if you take the Brown Line to the newly reopened Paulina stop or ride your bike to their store, they'll give you 10% off a new pair of prescription glasses.

Lisagor Finalists Announced

The Chicago Headline Club announced finalists for its Lisagor Awards; ceremony's April 24, if you're interested.

FBI Warns of Oprah Email Scam

Seriously, do people still fall for this? It's certainly not the first time. It's not even the second.

Call It!

In the village of Mettawa, both candidates for mayor got exactly the same number of votes (143 each!), so the winner may be determined by a coin toss.

More Company for Blago

Suspicions about Blagojevich and company are now joined by those of Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr., about whom Congress has opened a preliminary ethics investigation regarding his role in the whole Senate seat debacle.

Not So Magnificent Mile

Business is down on Michigan Avenue, but leasing demand is still strong elsewhere.

And The World Cup Too?

Besides the 2016 Olympics, it's possible Chicago --Soldier Field to be precise-- could be the site of the World Cup.

Hot Doug Drop Drops

Hot Doug's has put a stop to unofficial delivery service, but it could blossom into something more. (Hot Doug's will remain the same, though.)

A Letter from Roger Ebert to Bill O'Reilly

"Dear Bill: Thanks for including the Chicago Sun-Times on your exclusive list of newspapers on your "Hall of Shame." To be in an O'Reilly Hall of Fame would be a cruel blow to any newspaper." [via]

Fill 'Em Up!

As part of their Adopt-a-Side-Street series, WBEZ learns how folks can fill potholes themselves from Elce Redmond of the South Austin Coalition.

New Neighbors for the Bean

Celebrating the 100th anniversary of the Burnham Plan, Millennium Park will enjoy two new pavilions come June 19. More in A/C.

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chuck 'Em

Those possibly questionable (but somewhat intriguing?) Barack Obama-head Chia Pets have been pulled from the shelves of local Walgreens stores after a "few complaints", despite the "nervous" customer surveying done by the company's owner. Bam! Instant collectors items.

Walk This Way

Yet another survey telling us where we rank as a city in various categories. This time we're the fifth best "Walking City", whatever that means.

How the Mighty Have Fallen

New City published its 100 Essential Restaurants list, and for the first time, Charlie Trotter's isn't one of them.

Welcome Wagon of Flame!

A car on fire across the street is not the usual way we greet out of town guests. [Thanks, Marc!]

An April Residency

In Transmission, we have an interview with singer/songwriter Ann Scott who brings a taste of Dublin's indie rock scene to Chicago just in time for springtime.

Deep Steaming

It may not be lined with animal pelts and come equipped with peyote, but the Chicago Sweat Lodge looks to be a good option for an Old World-style detox. UPDATE: Just FYI, it's men only. (Thanks and sorry, Kristen!)

Decentralizing the Business District

A new report from Brookings demonstrates that the Chicago metropolitan area has the second highest decentralization of jobs in the U.S., with 68.7% of all jobs located more than ten miles from the central business district. Only Detroit is ahead of us, with a whopping 77.4%.

Four South Side Clinics Safe for Now

The city is putting plans to close four South Side mental health clinics on hold following a report in the Chi-Town Daily News that known problems in the city's Department of Public Health billing system may have caused a critical funding shortage.

Quigley in the House

Cook County Commissioner Mike Quigley won the 5th district US House seat with 70% of the vote, and in related news, several suburban mayors are now looking for a new job.

Oil Slick & Greased Palms

A Marina City resident noticed that a construction barge working on the Riverwalk rehab project was leaking oil, and took the opportunity to do some homework regarding the campaign contributions of the companies involved. Interesting read.

Root, Root, Root For The Home Team...

...no matter where your affiliation lies. The City of Chicago helps kick off the start of the baseball season with a "Play Ball, Chicago" rally tomorrow from 10am to 3pm at Daley Plaza. Of course, fans of the White Sox and Cubs will be honored (and kept at a safe distance from each other), but also the Kane County Cougars, Windy City Thunderbolts, Joliet Jackhammers, Schaumburg Flyers and Gary SouthShore RailCats.

Cornell West Interviews Lupe Fiasco

Professor Cornell West interviewed rapper Lupe Fiasco at Calvin College April 3, and a Lupe fanblog posted it online. [via]

Special Elections Today

If you're a resident of the 5th Congressional District OR the 36th Precinct of the 19th Ward (you know who you are, uh, maybe), you have until 7pm tonight to vote in the special election to determine Rahm's replacement.

Encased Meats, Delivered -- for Now

Hot Doug Drop is a new service that delivers Hot Doug's to drop-off locations at the Merc and CBOT twice daily for a small fee. But it's unaffiliated with the restaurant, and owner Doug Sohn says the service's days may be numbered.

What is This, the PGA?

Bravo has announced that its new show, "Top Chef Masters," which debuts June 10, will feature three Chicago chefs -- Rick Bayless, Graham Elliot Bowles and Art Smith.

Housewares Illustrated

Couldn't make it to the International Housewares Show last month? No worries, Craig Berman and Tobias Lunchbreath have drawn you some pictures.

Alinea Fools Day

On April 1, Carol Blymire, the author of the foodblog Alinea at Home, posted a video of herself with Chef Grant Achatz, claiming he'd hired her to work at the restaurant. It was an elaborate and successful April Fools joke, and she explained how it came to be over the weekend.

Well, Better Late than Never

A protest about road conditions in Englewood was foiled by a Department of Transportation road repair crew who, following months of complaints, showed up by "coincidence" minutes before the demonstration was to begin. Right.

"General Growth has no explanation for 35% stock jump"

Maybe the growth has something to do with General Growth's name?

Chocoholics Gently Weep

Just when you really crave some chocolate comfort food, Mars, Inc. is shutting down 5 of its 6 Illinois Ethel's Chocolate Lounge locations. Skokie's your last outpost in the state (or there's always Vegas).

MJ:HOF

Michael Jordan was elected to the Basketball Hall of Fame today. Here's a slideshow of His Airness through the years. Share your thoughts in Tailgate.

Beer for Brains

The Chicago Zombie Pub Crawl returns to Andersonville in a couple weeks. More details in Slowdown.

A Menu for Weight Loss

The Four Seasons' executive chef Kevin Hickey is among a group of chefs who have devised their own diets -- he lost 90 pounds, and added many of his tricks to his restaurant's menu.

Roland Rolls On

Say the words "Roland" and "Chicago" and a certain overly eager Illinois senator may come to mind. But the Roland in question here is Roland Martin, former editor for the Chicago Defender, former morning host on WVON-AM and now temporary host on CNN's "No Bias, No Bull." The Washinton Post profiles the political commentator and his running feud with a certain Sun-Times columnist.

Opening D(el)ay

The non-baseball-like weather has forced the postponement of the White Sox season opener vs. Kansas City at U.S. Cellular Field. The Cubs, meanwhile, are still a go for their season opener tonight in Houston. Ah, the benefits of a retractable roof stadium.

Which Neighborhoods are Worthy?

Speaking of the IOC's visit, WBEZ reports the Chicago map handed out to visiting dignitaries was far from complete.

Following the IOC Evaluation Group

The Trib is keeping tabs on the progress of the IOC tour of the city, while its readers are having a lively discussion about the merits of the whole shebang.

Pillow Fight!

The feathers flew this afternoon in front of The Art Institute for World Pillow Flight Day. That is, at least, until the CPD appeared.

Do You Know Any Former Pullman Porters?

If so, tell them to get in touch with Amtrak, who wants to speak with and honor them. The NY Times has more background information.

University of Chick-ago

The University of Chicago alumni magazine is running its own Peeps diorama contest. Vote here for the Peeple's Choice recipient. All winners will be announced Tuesday, April 14.

Saying "Goodbye" to Jennifer Hudson

Jennifer Hudson fans will be disappointed to know that she is selling her Magnificent Mile condo.

One Card to Ride It All

The RTA is working on improving fare collection on buses and trains, the goal being "to allow customers to travel on different parts of the transit system with a single fare payment." [via]

That's So Emo

Chicago: Fall Out Boy wants to make over your men.

Mörtön Sält

From Morton Salt's beginnings in 1848, the company has always been headquartered in Chicago. Hopefully that will still be the case as its acquisition by the German K+S Group is finalized.

A Truly Integrated Golf Course

The AP throws the South Side a little love with this feature on the 18 hole Jackson Park Golf Course, which was built in 1899 and is the oldest public golf course west of the Alleghenies.

"If You're Really Down for it, Ask for the Brain to be Grilled"

Pork, pork everywhere in this week's Drive-Thru feature.

Bike Like in Europe

Chicago will soon have three retail shops for fine European city bicycles, including cargo bikes. De Fietsfabriek USA, literally "the bike factory," opens Saturday in Old Town at 1309 N. Wells, just blocks from Dutch Bike Chicago, which opened last October on Armitage. Meanwhile, Copenhagen Cyclery plans to open soon in Wicker Park. It might just be time for a slow bicycle race.

Blago Officially Indicted

In a surprise to no one, former governor Blagojevich, his brother Rob and close affiliates were indicted today. Charges from the full indictment include fraud, extortion and racketeering.

Bears Get Cutler

Ironically, a day after April Fool's Day comes a story that seems too hard to believe: The Sun-Times is reporting that the Bears have landed Jay Cutler, the highly-sought after disgruntled (former) Denver quarterback. They reportedy had to surrender a slew of draft picks and QB Kyle Orton, but hey... It's Jay Cutler!

Anti-Olympics Protest Tonight

If you're not on board with Chicago 2016, head to Federal Plaza (Adams and Dearborn) tonight for a protest event sponsored by No Games Chicago to welcome the visiting International Olympic Committee (who were already greeted this morning by city cops picketing City Hall in protest of a Daley-denied salary increase). Protest begins at 5pm.

Paulina Brown Line Stop to Reopen

The Paulina Brown Line Stop reopens tomorrow morning (if you're counting, that leaves just the Wellington stop closed and Fullerton and Belmont still under construction). All weekend long, various businesses in the area, including Frasca, Fizz, Finley Dunne's, Dinkel's, Sam & Willy's, and The Shire, will have specials to celebrate.

Grey Days Mended by Rainbow Body Records

In Transmission this week, we sit down with Chris Sloan who heads local label Rainbow Records and talk rock, pop, and the subtle rewards of a labor of love.

New Nelson Algren

The Reader publishes "Entrapment," a short story by Nelson Algren that will appear in Entrapment and Other Writings, a new collection of previously unpublished work.

Dunkin' Donuts: Serve Pork or Good-bye

Walid Elkhatib, the Muslim owner of a Westchester Dunkin' Donuts, is reluctantly converting his store to another donut business after a judgment that he could be denied a franchise renewal because he refused to sell pork products

Taking a Bite out of The Taste

Crain's reports that theTaste of Chicago will have 15% fewer food vendors this year.

Ramping Up

Grab your board! The Logan Square Skate Park is officially open.

Will This Be On The iTest?

Loyola University here in Chicago is using something called iclickers to track and increase students' involvement in class.

The Fools in Tribune Tower

This is what passes as an April Fool's joke at the Tribune Company. Rendering the Internet obsolete, indeed. [via]

Haven't You Always Wanted a Monkey?

Well, maybe not all the time, but Groupon's side deal of the day is a week's monkey rental for just $50.

Smoke 'Em While You Got 'Em

Smokers, you might be feeling the heat. Not only did the Federal government raise cigarette taxes by 62 cents a pack today, but the state is also considering increasing their tax by 50 cents a pack this year and 50 cents a pack next year.

Book Club: When the White House Was Ours Review

Local author Porter Shreve's When the White House Was Ours is a semi-autobiographical look at a family who creates their own alternative school in Washington, D.C. in the 1970s. To find out more about it, check out the review over on the Book Club page.

The Worst Off Newspaper

Just to be clear, the Sun-Times' bankruptcy is much more dire than the Tribune's. The Tribune still makes enough money to cover its operating costs, the Sun-Times can't even do that. This is according to an article by Ann Saphir in Crain's.

Moving for Milton

The Invisible Institute takes a look at the 61st Street Community Garden and its troubles, now that the University of Chicago and Chicago Theological Seminary are planning on using it as a staging area [PDF] for the construction of CTS's new building. CTS is moving to make room for the Milton Friedman Institute.

 

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