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Fighting for Truth, Justice, and the American Way

Local comic artist Alex Ross created a shirt revealing the senator from Illinois' secret identity.

He Was the Lizard King/He Can Do Anything

Say farewell to Faust the Komodo Dragon, who's been sunning himself on a fake rock at the Shedd Aquarium for the past two years.

Ask Amy? He Did, and She Said 'I Do'

Amy Dickinson, who writes the Ask Amy advice column for the Chicago Tribune, wed childhood pal Bruno Schickel in upstate New York on August 16.

Hey, Nice Map

"Thanks, it's a Panamap of Chicago."

Seeing Gold (and Oprah) in Millennium Park

The Chicago 2016 Bid Committee is having a big party in Millennium Park on Wednesday the 3rd, hosted by Chicago's greatest athlete, Oprah Winfrey (hey, she did run that marathon!). Meet hundreds of Olympians and cheer on Chicago's chances to host the 2016 Games. UPDATED: Although the Chicago 2016 blog says he park opens at 6am, and entry is first-come, first-served, Oprah.com says to stop by the park at noon tomorrow for reservation information. This event is the season premiere of "The Oprah Winfrey Show."

Get Your Tour On (While You Still Can)

Due to state budget woes, 13 historical sites and 11 state parks around Illinois will close in the coming months. If you don't get a move on, now might be your last chance to check out the Abraham Lincoln Log Cabin near Charleston, IL and a Frank Lloyd Wright-designed home near Springfield.

Just call me 'Pfleger Pfleg'

236.com's quiz finally solves the age-old question: "Which inflammatory pastor are you?"

Vintage Prints

Need some new wall candy? The website Vintagraph hosts images and sells affordable prints of old WPA, health and safety campaigns and vacation promotions from the early 20th Century, including some simply cute ads for the Brookfield Zoo and celebrations in Downers Grove.

Busing to New Trier

So, Reverend Senator Meeks' boycott of Chicago Public Schools is pretty much on, and he'll be leading supposedly 125 buses up to New Trier High School in the northern suburbs -- which is playing along by allowing them to come to the Northfield campus, rather than the main one (good thing; there's nowhere to park up there.)

Learn More about Jazz at the Institute

If you want to learn a bit more about jazz before the festival this weekend, you could check out the Jazz Institute of Chicago website. In addition to a fairly awesome list of links about jazz, they also have podcasts so you can go at your own pace.

When You Get to the Bottom...

The Bottom Lounge is back, and the subject of a feature review in Transmission.

Supporting Chicago is a "Privilege"

At present, there are no public appearances scheduled, but Michael Phelps will be in town on Wednesday to boost the city's bid for the 2016 Olympics. If you're a fan, perhaps staking out your local pool will help you catch a glimpse.

Better Than a Bag of Peanuts and Half a Can of Pepsi

This week's Drive-Thru feature takes a train trip and has a dining experience that ought to be in pictures. And is.

A Little History Lesson

In case you missed it, the Democratic Party put together a special bio video to introduce Barack Obama at the DNC.

Your Former Colleague

Roger Ebert weighs in on the departure of Jay Mariotti.

Burning Up the Kitchen

Thinking of opening a restaurant? Unless you're able to luck out like Smoque, think again.

Trumpie Says Relax

New spa guestrooms, opening September 1 at the Trump Hotel and Tower Chicago, come with amenities like yoga kits, fresh orchids, and are staffed by "spa attachés" to customize the experience.

More Dead Hospitals

Following up on her Edgewater Hospital photos, flickr photog Comtesse DeSpair shares a walk through Michael Reese. Check out her other abandoned building photos.

It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's a...Runner?

If you're bored with running on the Lakefront Path, maybe you'll want to sign up for the Athens Sister City Shuffle 5K, which will take place on the new 9L/27R runway at O'Hare. Gives new meaning to the word "takeoff," doesn't it?

It's Not Graffiti, But Actual Art On The El

This Saturday you can experience the Orange Line like never before. Art On Track will convert an eight car CTA train into a mobile art gallery from 6-10pm. Sorry kids, no strollers will be allowed on this ride. Tickets are only $5!

Viewing the Stars from the U of C

NASA named another telescope after a U of C researcher, and this time it's Enrico Fermi. The article also provides a list of other U of C affiliates similarly immortalized, from Chandrasekhar to Hubble.

Meet Some Dead Women of Influence

The Chicago Architecture Foundation will kick off a new tour soon featuring influential women in Chicago's history. The "Women of Influence Tour" will meet at Graceland Cemetery on select Saturday mornings starting September 6, and for the meager price of $10 (or free, if you're a CAF member) you'll learn about women who fought for civil rights, conducted the Underground Railroad and broke up the plot to kill President Abraham Lincoln...and see some pretty cool tombstones.

Obama's Marxist Connection

Boutiqueville reports that Michelle Obama was looking lovely in Maria Pinto, while the senator will be dapper tonight in threads made by Chicago's Hart Schaffner & Marx. Of course, those two could wear burlap sacks and Wisconsin cheesehead hats and still look fabulous.

Mariotti: Out of Print

Reviled Sun-Times sportswriter Jay Mariotti quit yesterday, apparently in a spat over not getting to write this column about Obama dissing the Cubs. Read Ken Green's thoughts on it (and add your own two cents) in Tailgate.

Taste Of Melrose Park!!!

Can't stand politics? Then while the time away with the absolutely unfunny entertainment of "Taste Of Melrose Park" broadcasting on Channel 19's "Star Performers". (And in other news, the Taste Of Melrose Park is this weekend. Samples under $2, city's Web site is down, and LTHForum makes it sound awesome.)

Useless Political Trivia

While we're all watching the DNC Convention, I thought I'd point out this utterly useless but fascinating fact: according to Wikipedia, Rahm Emanuel (Dem Congressman for much of the North Side) has "lost part of his right middle finger to a meat slicer while an employee at Arby's as a teenager." It's hard for me to imagine him fixing a Beef & Cheddar, but stranger things have happened.

Like American Idol, But With Science

MAKE: Magazine is coming to Chicago to debut a new event: American Maker, a day-long program that will highlight innovation in the community. American Make will happen at the MSI as part of the upcoming Science Chicago celebration. If you're a local area maker and want more information about how to participate in American Maker, the full details are at the MAKE: blog.

Accelerate Your Life

NASCAR's favorite son, Dale Earnhardt Jr., met with "his" new recruits at Naval Station Great Lakes on Wednesday as part of a new celebrity-sponsored effort to boost enlistment.

Meeks Wants To Find The Time

State Sen. Rev. James Meeks says the boycott scheduled for the first day of school in Chicago is still possible. According to NBC5, Meeks was told a meeting time would be planned this morning (Wednesday) to discuss matters, but the meeting has yet to be scheduled.

Pork My Ride

Even if you're a newer scooter rider (scooterer?), you should make your way to Slaughterhouse XIV this weekend. It's one of the country's biggest scooter rallies, and for $5 you get access to all sorts of events and rides, starting Thursday at Delilah's. Mount up!

I Believe I Can Fly... Away with Your Money

R. Kelly may have beaten child pornography charges earlier this year, but new legal trouble have surfaced for the "Pied Piper of R&B." South African authorities wants to question him in connection to a concert ticket scam. "Mr. Kelly has no knowledge of this woman, has never received any money from her, and has not been contacted by any law enforcement authorities regarding the matter. He will, of course, cooperate fully with any legitimate investigation of this matter, since he has nothing to hide."

Media Still Finding New Angles for Obama Coverage

This time: who owns Obama's old Jeep.

Ugandan Orphans Probably Don't Like Chicago

Remember the Ugandan orphans who were robbed? Guess who got robbed again.

Things You Never Expected to See

Rod Blagojevich and Michael Madigan hugging.

Drunk on the Train from Chicago

Last call on Metra's bar cars comes this weekend.

The End of An Error?

Love him or hate him (and from the looks of readers' responses most thought it was a mistake to print his columns in the first place), you won't have Jay Mariotti to kick around anymore, at least in print. He walked away from his Sun-Times gig yesterday. Might inter-office skirmishes be the reason?

The Imperfect Crime

You know your robbery isn't going well when you get stabbed in the shoulder and shoot yourself in the foot.

Attacking Hot Dogs Upsets the Hot Dog Council

A group called The Cancer Project is going to run ads in our neck of the woods in September critiquing hot dogs and school lunches. Among those who are mad are the National Hot Dog & Sausage Council. Yes, there is a National Hot Dog & Sausage Council.

Is Your Trash Worth $10?

The city of Chicago may require a $10 garbage collection fee to close a $420 million budget gap, according to the Sun Times, The Post-Tribune reported earlier this month that council members endorse the pick-up fee.

Coming Soon to a Pledge Drive Near You

The winners of the recent design-a-T-shirt contest for This American Life have been chosen.

Is Ketchup Really the Villian Here?

Alderman Richard Mell (33rd), among others, was was asked to leave a Denver hotel after attempting to help a first-time delegate get her picture taken with John Kerry. He's decided to swear off Heinz ketchup as revenge.

The Trib ...Maybe

A prototype of the Chicago Tribune's redesign leaked today. Chi-Town Daily News' Geoff Dougherty asks, "What would happen if the Tribune Co. took all the money wasted on redesigning its media properties and put it towards covering local news?"

Careering Through Chicago

A brazen careerist explains why she lives in Chicago.

Let's See That One Again (and Again)

The last holdout against the practice of official review of plays (namely disputed home run calls) via instant replay, Major League Baseball will begin using the practice as of Thursday.

Biking the Boulevards

Want to get in one last big bike ride this summer? Thanks to the Chicago Bike Federation, if you sign up for the Boulevard Lakefront Tour by August 27, you'll get $5 off for being a Gapers Block reader.

Wall-to-Wall DNC Coverage

Here's a round-up of all the Chicago media covering the Democratic National Convention in Denver: Chicago Public Radio, "Chicago Tonight," Crain's, Daily Herald, Sun-Times Tribune, ABC 7, CBS 2, Fox News Chicago, NBC 5's Division Street, WGN. (Let us know if we missed any.) UPDATE: Lumpen is covering the action out on the streets.

Is Tech Dead in Chicago?

Tech reporters Howard Wolinsky and Brad Spirrison think it's debatable.

Baltimore To Chicago

The Naming Of Things is a relatively new blog about a newcomer to the city, this stunningly gorgeous site helps you relive the first time you came to the big city. A treat. [via Chicagobloggers.com]

See You Next Summer

The Chicago Outdoor Film Festival concludes its run tonight with a showing of the blockbuster 1978 Travolta/Newton-John musical Grease, which wll start at 8:03 p.m. in Grant Park (Monroe and Lake Shore Drive).

Seriously? Stealing from a Ugandan Children's Choir?

Apparently, some thieves thought it'd be a good idea to steal equipment from a Ugandan children's choir that was in the U.S. to raise money for a school and residence for their fellow orphans. A local businessman stepped in with a donation to make up for the financial loss, but some still lost the last photos of their families.

Michelle Obama: Just The Facts

As a primer on the potential First Lady prior to her speech tonight at the Democratic National Convention, a bio of Michelle Obama.

100 Years of Bad

Just One Bad Century is celebrating the centennial of the Cubs' last World Series win by comparing players from the 1908 team with today's boys in blue, position by position.

Long Live Da Mayor!

In a look back at the 1968 Democratic National Convention, NPR compares Mayor Richard J. Daley to his son Mayor Richard M. Daley and concludes that Richard the Younger could very well serve more years in office than his father.

Both Have Unusual Names

On the eve of the Democratic National Convention, Chicago magazine compares Barack Obama to one of Chicago's previous presidential candidates, Adlai Stevenson.

Doubting Uncle Thomases? What?

Illinois Senate President Emil Jones has a lot on his plate these days. Abruptly resigning so that his son can take over his job seemed like enough work, but now Delmarie Cobb, a black political consultant who is also a delegate for Hillary Clinton alleges that Jones called her an "Uncle Tom" for Cobb's support of the former presidential candidate. Jones denies making the slur, but said that instead he called her and other Clinton supporters "doubting Thomases."

Tithing to the Toddler

The Sun-Times has uncovered that 3 percent of all county employee charitable donations gets kicked back to the "Cook County Charitable Fund," controlled by County Board President Todd Stroger's administration. [via]

Nifty Chicagobloggers: Wheezy Waiter

I don't usually dig videoblogs, but this site from the Wheezy Waiter is a good time. The videos are humorous and original, and made me laugh out loud. Worth spending some time on. [via chicagobloggers.com]

Redetermining What You Go To

The Reader has completely redone its online event listings. Looks a whole lot better, although I'm not sure how they arrive at the order in which stuff gets listed.

Corporate Olympic Dreams

Crain's does a detailed analysis of the effectiveness of Chicago companies' advertisements during the Olympics.

Midwest, Represent!

Throw your m-dubs in the air ...on your t-shirt.

Doggone Catty?

In this day and age of promoting shelter adoptions of animals, a Tribune article reveals that getting into an Ivy League school is easier than taking that tabby cat you saw at the shelter home with you.

Keepin' It Real

In September 520 homes in Ravenswood Manor will join the National Register of Historic Places. For residents, including Gov. Blagojevich, that means tax credits for rehab work.

Biden Time Until Saturday Morning?

The Associated Press has reported that Barack Obama will announce later today that he has chosen Delaware senator Joe Biden as the vice presidential nominee for this fall's campaign.

This Will Go Down On Your...

In Transmission, learn about Ukrainian Park's Permanent Records.

The Rematch, Kinda

Apparently hoping to undercut even his previous showing against Obama, Allen Keyes is going to run for president as the American Independent Party candidate. This time, he'll be a write-in candidate in Illinois.

Displaying the Preserved Preserved

One of the city's finest preservation artifacts, the former Chicago Stock Exchange Building arch, is being slowly uncovered now that the Art Institute's Modern Wing construction is wrapping up.

Not Breathing Easy

Chicago's air quality isn't the best. No surprise there.

NYPD Bust UTAH at ORD

The NYPD arrested Jim Clay Harper, aka Ether, and his girlfriend Danielle Bremner, aka Dani or Utah, as they arrived at O'Hare and JFK yesterday. The pair allegedly went on a graffiti tour of Europe, and were wanted in New York for thousands of dollars in property damage from their spray-paint escapades. Harper is originally from Chicago.

Racing on Lake Shore

Ron from Big Happy Funhouse tipped us to this site dedicated to Robert Lester and Team Wink, amateur racer and one of several members of The Outer Drive Hero Drivers Club, which runs clue-based car rallies in Chicagoland even today.

Chicago at the Democratic Convention

A quick look at the DNC speaker line-up shows just how heavily Chicago will be represented: everyone from the President of Illinois SEIU to the Chicago City Clerk is on the bill. If you're looking for more details on Monday's speakers, the day heaviest with locals, the AP has you covered.

Red Means Stop

Cyclists, beware! Cops are set to start ticketing for bicycle moving violations like riding on the sidewalk, not wearing a headlamp at night, and riding through red lights and stop signs. And you didn't think those were rules.

Come on-a My House

Olympian Michael Phelps can eat 12,000 calories' worth of pasta, pizza and fried egg sandwiches each day. Wouldn't he enjoy spending his mealtimes gorging on Chicago foods instead? Our Drive-Thru feature for this week investigates.

Looking for a Job? You're Not Alone

Chicago's unemployment rate is up to 7.5 percent -- 2.1% over last year -- and we lost 2,700 jobs.

A Sign of Things to Come?

Jane Hirt, editor of the Red Eye, has been named managing editor of the Tribune.

Scent of a Particular Woman

Chicagoan Jessica Dunne wanted to honor her grandmother, Eleanor, so she developed a custom perfume, Ellie D, on her own. You can order it online here or at June Blaker.

This Guy's Insaaaaaaannnnnneeee!!!

Today, Wikipedia is featuring former Elgin native Earl "Madman" Muntz -- engineer, entrepreneur, grandfather of the 8-track tape player (among other inventions), and the original television saleslunatic.

Think Back to '68

You may not have any memories of the 1968 Democratic National Convention in Chicago, but your parents might. Tell them that Chicago Public Radio wants to hear their stories. (In the meantime, Vocalo.org really wants to hear from you.)

Wild Pot Plants Abound at Indiana Dunes

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "high tide," doesn't it?

Want Some Attention?

Make a video about why Chicago should host the Olympics and post it on the new (beta) Olympic video site.

Vote for Chicago's Veggie Establishments

VegNews is currently accepting votes for the 2008 Veggie Awards, which feature the Chicago Diner, the Bleeding Heart Bakery and products from the Chicago Soydairy, among others.

Dead Hospital

A big set of photos of the abandoned Edgewater Hospital in Andersonville. [via]

Chicago's Family Ties

Tracing a Cook County politican's family tree is pretty easy: just look at his successor. For the rest of us, there's the Cook County Genology Online, which was unveiled this week. Medill Reports has the story.

Rock, Legally Speaking

Meet Mike Roman, the rock star-slash-attorney who tried to give R.Kelly his demo tape during the rapper's trial.

A Long, Long Walk

John Greenfield walked from Milwaukee to Chicago, and wrote about it for New City. He wrote about some previous walks for GB.

The Best of Chicago

It's been out in print for a month, but Chicago Magazine's annual Best Of feature is finally online.

Chicago: A Labor of Love

For the third year in a row, Hotwire.com declares Chicago the top destination for the Labor Day weekend. And if you do choose Chicago as your vacation destination, a New Zealand travel site tells you the best way to spend 48 hours here.

The Embiggening of Chicago

From four-story condos to Calatrava's tower, Chicago is getting bigger and taller. Unfortunately, there's likely nothing you can do about it should that huge new development loom over your yard.

Four Eared Cat?

Yep, four-eared cat. His name is Yoda, as is apparently the tradition with the type.

Nine Feet of Discomfort

Shaw's would like you to know the tapeworm did not come from them. Of course, the guy with the lawsuit doesn't see it that way.

Daley Droppin Democratic Wisdom

Speaking of the DNC Convention, our very own Mayor Daley will be speaking on the theme of "Securing America's Future" along with former President Clinton and others.

Light Up

Mayor Daley's Bicycling Ambassadors installed free bicycle headlights tonight to those riding dark on Milwaukee at Damen, thanks to help from the Wicker Park Bucktown SSA. A friendly Chicago bike COP was in attendance. Expect more and more events to promote bicycle safety.

The Veep-stakes Winner

Don't bother waiting for the Democratic convention. According to the Sun-Times Barack Obama is going to announce his vice presidential running mate this Saturday in Springfield.

Let's See How He Does Against the Cards

The Cubs' Ryan Dempster isn't just an ace pitcher -- he's also an amateur magician. (And a so-so Harry Caray impersonator.)

The Night Bookmobile

As Alice notes in the Book Club blog, The Guardian is serializing a new illustrated book by Audrey Niffenegger.

Taking Dad's Job

Retiring Senate President Emil Jones is hoping to follow the dubious Illinois tradition of setting up one's child or spouse as successor.

It's Sonic Day!

In our continuing coverage of the arrival of Sonic burgers in the Chicago area (actually Aurora), the fast food chain with the omnipresent commercials finally opens today. And apparently not a moment too soon.

Geekonomics

Barack Obama's senior economics advisor is (in Obama's words) just like him: a skinny, tall, youthful, geeky guy with big ears and a funny name who taught at the U of C. Read about Austan Goolsbee in MIT's Technology Review.

Holovaty's Star Rising

The Tribune profiled Adrian Holovaty of EveryBlock in the Sunday Magazine.

And the Bears' Starting QB is...

Kyle Orton.

Buffalo Shot on I-55

Speaking of nightmares, four buffalo escaped from an area just outside of Joliet and found their way onto 55, which ended up being a bad move.

LSD Nightmare

The good news: Lake Shore Drive north of Irving Park is finally being resurfaced, saving countless tires. The bad news: it'll be shut down to one lane in each direction for hours a day for the next few months.

Hospital Nightmares

Swedish Covenant Hospital is the new Gitmo? Chicagoan Alice Singleton documents her 2007 stay at the north side hospital in an ongoing five-part series published by the Huffington Post, alleging poor care, negligent staff, and unsafe conditions.

Obamaless

Bringing the Threadless model to politics, the Obama campaign has launched Tees by the People, where you can upload your own shirt for our hometown candidate.

No More Jones

Perhaps still upset that he didn't get that raise he wanted, State Senate President Emil Jones is expected to announce his retirement this afternoon.

Last hired . . .

. . . first fired?

Fight the Boot

The Expired Meter is passing around a petition to get the City to reverse its decision to start booting cars after two unpaid tickets instead of three.

Olympiana

If you aren't getting enough of the Olympics in your daily media diet, you might be interested in the Chicago 2016 bid committee's blog from China. By the way, the president of Atlanta's Olympic committee says the Games would be good for Chicago -- you know, like they were for his town.

...and Throw Away the Key

A teenaged suspect has been taken into custody in California for the July acid attack on a Logan Square woman, who is still in serious condition.

Any Major Dude Will Tell You to Have Common Sense

We've all thought about sliding down a stair railing, but haven't actually done it because it's dangerous and foolish. Some guy at the Steely Dan show at the Chicago Theater last night thought otherwise.

Transitions Transitions

Transitions, a new-age bookstore that was in dire straits in 2006, closed over the weekend, possibly for good.

Do You Have the Right Stuff?

If you want to know, 25 Navy SEALs will be testing fitness at UIC on September 6. If you're up for the challenge, register now.

My Name is Robyn, and I'm Living Oprah

Although the woman behind the LivingOprah blog was anonymous in a Chicago Reader profile last month, the New York Times outed her. UPDATE: Actually, She outed herself last month after taping an NPR interview. (Thanks, Erin!)

There Goes the Neighborhood?

In June, PBS determined that, starting in September, they would cease daily broadcasts of Mister Roger's Neighborhood and provide member stations with single episodes, to be shown only on weekends. Naturally, many fans are up in arms, including local cartoonist Chris Ware, who wrote a very thoughtful letter of protest to PBS.

The Bill Murray & Water Show

In case you missed the kick-off of the 50th annual Air & Water Show, featuring Bill Murray parachuting onto North Avenue Beach, the Tribune live-blogged it.

Love, Delivered

Today is your last chance to take advantage of Pink, a (Love) Courier Service. Jaime Calder has the details in A/C.

An Ex-cellent Collaboration

This week's Transmission feature is an interview with Andy Moor, guitarist for The Ex, on the Dutch punk band's collaboration with a legendary Ethiopian saxophonist. The Ex are in town for shows on Sunday and Monday; bone up on the new stuff.

Put On Your Beer Goggles & Suit Up

It's time for the Chicago Bar Olympics, a tournament of bar games being held at 15 bars across the city. If you're not up for the travel, maybe just the Beer Olympics at either Mahoney's or Cortland's Garage would suffice.

Another UFO Sighted at O'Hare

Does the little smudge in the sky in this photo look like a UFO to you? Read a report by the National Aviation Reporting Center on Anomalous Phenomena on the infamous 2006 sighting here [PDF].

Regional Olympic Support and Struggles

In an Olympic angle amazingly un(der)covered by the media, the Trib takes a look at suburban support -- and lack thereof -- for the Olympics.

The Case of the Desert Graveyard

A U of C researcher discovered a 9,500-year-old, 200-body graveyard in the Sahara. Other than being the biggest find from that era, it also shines significant light on the life of humans when the desert wasn't actually a desert.

Wisconsin is for the Thirsty

GB staffer Dana Currier recaps a weekend spent visiting three Madison-area breweries in this week's Drive-Thru feature. You may want to scrap your weekend plans and brave I-90 for the trip to Sconnie's capitol (only three hours away!).

Learn the Secrets of the Rosetta

Want to learn how to do latte art at home? Intelligentsia will teach you how. (Thanks, Shirley!)

Everything Old is New Again

That's one way to handle staff cutbacks: the Sun-Times began republishing Mike Royko's columns today. The fact that some people seem to be commenting as if the column was current is hilarious.

Black & White & In the Red All Over

The Sun-Times is in bad shape, but things aren't looking great at the Tribune these days, either. One bright spot, though, is their online community outreach. Meet ColonelTribune's team at a tweet-up tonight.

Designing in Green

Thinking about sprucing up your home? You might consider going more eco-conscious with your choices. Greenmaker Supply Company is a great resource for low-VOC paint, recycled building products and more. Or, if you've got the budget, you might get in touch with Green Home Chicago for the full design treatment. The Center for Green Technology is another good resource.

Really? Not In-and-Out?

If you were a mega-bazillionaire and the fast food joint you loved didn't exist in your home town, what would you do? Well, buy a franchise license and start picking spots of course. Get ready for Fatburger Chicagoans.

Candy Gone Bad?

312 Dining Diva wonders what's happened to Daily Candy Chicago lately. (Staffing changes maybe?)

ChiHuffPo Now Live

OK, you can officially look at it now. And read or listen to some coverage of the launch, as well as Ms. Huffington's own thoughts.

Weekend Air Show ... on Thursday

If you want to catch the Chicago Air and Water Show early, head down to Gary for the practice show today.

Schooled.

You know it's not a good day for the Gov when he gets taken to task by a high schooler.

Break Out Your Jordans

Over in Tailgate, Ken has a long write-up of Jordanheads, a documentary about Air Jordans whose creators are planning a sneaker fan meet-up on Aug. 23.

Little Green People

No, not aliens -- a podcast on green living in the city from the Peggy Notebaert Nature Museum.

Anakin Goes to College

Remember little Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars Episode I: The Clone Wars? Well, rumor has it, that he is a film and video major at Columbia College. Or maybe its just his clone.

Founder of Green City Market Dies

Abby Mandel, founder of the 10 year-old Green City Market and a longtime food columnist for the Tribune, has died.

The Aftermath of Tragedy

Chicago Magazine has an excellent article looking back at the 2005 accident/failed suicide attempt that claimed the lives of three local musicians, and its effects today.

Book Club: Native Son

For September we're reading one of Chicago's classics: Native Son by Richard Wright. Not only was the book an immediate best-seller when it was published, but it also made Wright the wealthiest black writer of his time. You can read the introduction to the book on the Book Club page now and then join us on Monday, September 8th, when we discuss it in person at the Book Cellar. New members are always welcome.

No Raise for Emil Jones

Bowing to pressure and going against Senate President Emil "I need a raise" Jones, the Illinois Senate voted against a 12 percent pay raise that would have kicked in automatically this week; Jones voted present. They'll still get a 3.8 percent cost of living increase.

Memorial Service for Bernie Mac

Pay your respects at an open celebration of the life of Bernie Mac at House of Hope, 752 E. 114th St., at noon Saturday. That night at 5pm, WCIU will be airing a tribute to the late comedian as well. Donations in Mac's honor may be sent to the Bernie Mac Foundation for Sarcoidosis, 40 E. 9th St., Suite 601, Chicago, IL 60605.

Peaceful Sunday Streets

To get an idea of what Chicago's upcoming Sunday Parkways is going to be like, look at the "giddy sort of excitement" that New York saw on Saturday. Sure, it won't be quite like the impeccable brick walkway that was Park Avenue before 1922, but it will celebrate our tree-lined Boulevard system. Perhaps Chicago's new Dutch bike shop will open just in time. In the meantime, here's a video with safety tips on bicycling in traffic (ad plays first).

ChiHuffPo

The Huffington Post's Chicago channel has launched. UPDATE: I've been informed that the site isn't officially launching till Thursday; what's out there for everyone to see is an unprotected, unfinished build. Avert your eyes! Or something.

Claiming Unclaimed Property

So the state was all "This stuff is ours," but the city was all "Nah, it's ours." Then there was a lawsuit, and the city's now all "Ok, ok, it's yours."

Happy Birthday, Chicago

Wikipedia tells us that on August 12, 1833, the Town of Chicago was founded. Population: 350.

Now That's a lot of Cocaine

The Cook County sheriff seized 550lbs of cocaine on Monday. What tipped them off? Well, the drugs were hidden in a shipment of cattle hooves delivered to a metal grinding business.

Advice for Our Times

Now that the banks have collapsed, here are some tips for surviving the New Depression.

Bye-Bye, Bucktown Boutiques

Crain's reports on the demise of independent boutiques in Bucktown, Wicker Park and elsewhere. Soaring rents and an invasion of national retailers take much of the blame, along with the sagging economy. [via]

You Gonna Swim in That?

Lake Michigan's deep blue waters also contain our favorite bacteria: E. coli! Check the swim report and learn more before you head to the beach. And then maybe pitch in at the World's Largest Shoreline Cleanup on Saturday, September 20. Details in the Adopt-a-Beach section of greatlakes.org.

Poop on the Porch

Live in a highrise and don't want to go all the way downstairs to walk your dog? If you've got a patio, your problem is solved.

Dingys in the Deep

It may not have coral reefs, but apparently Lake Michigan offers scuba divers something very unique. Being a large cold body of fresh water makes it ideal to preserve shipwrecks.

Must be a Slow News Day

The Sun-Times reminds drivers to use their turn signals. Why don't they? Well, 7% said they want to "add excitement" to their trips. Hm.

Bad or Good Timing?

Chicago rapper Yung Berg was arrested on Sunday in New York. His debut record is to be released today. I bet he's hoping the publicity will carry him.

Addressing Lacism

Stir-Friday Night, Chicago's longstanding Asian-American improv troupe, debuted Horry Kow, That's Lacist! last Friday at Donny's Skybox Theatre in Pipers Alley, if you couldn't guess from the title, it touches on the infamous Fukudome shirts and other subtle and not-so-subtle forms of racism.

Ganging Up On Gangs

First it was Blagojevich attempting to ride to the rescue of the city in combating gang violence, now the feds are stepping in, offering $2 mil to help stop the violence.

The City in HD

SeeChicago.com just launched with a HD Video library of the city's neighborhoods. It's aimed at Realtors, but we can enjoy it too.

We Don't Need No Stinkin' Stimulus

More than 200,000 Illinois residents have yet to file for their simulus checks, accounting for nearly $63 million in unclaimed tax rebates. Most of the non-filers are seniors, so if the money in your birthday card envelope is a little light this year...

Trib in Comic Sans?

Common Sense Journalism learned recently that as part of the Tribune's planned redesign of the paper, even the type for the nameplate may be up for grabs. For clues, you might pick up the Red Eye today; its redesign just debuted.

Bensenville Stops Vanishing Temporarily

A large portion of Bensenville is being demolished to make way for O'Hare's expansion, but a judge put that progress on hold today.

$2,380,373,507

The University of Chicago's Chicago Initiative is complete.

Freeze Government Pay

Lt. Gov. Pat Quinn has set up an online petition to fight the 12 percent pay raise that will kick in automatically unless the State Senate votes against it.

The Plot to Kill Castro

Chuck Goudie memorializes Robert Maheu, the FBI agent who hired the Chicago mob to try and assassinate Fidel Castro.

Beijing Bests Chicago ... and Everywhere Else

Ever wondered what the world's most famous film critic thinks about Olympic ceremonies, China or President Bush? Wonder no more.

Providence!?!

According to Forbes, we're the fifth hardest drinking town in the nation. We were outdrunk by, in descending order, Austin, Milwaukee, San Francisco, and... Providence, RI. Really?

Bernie Mac Dead

Comedian and actor Bernie Mac, 50, died this morning at Northwestern Memorial Hospital due to complications from pneumonia.

Markers of Distinction

Ever been curious about those historical markers all around the city? They're part of the series "Chicago Tribute: Markers of Distinction," and the comprehensive list is here.

Anthony Bourdain eats and films at Hot Doug's

Tony eats encased meat, my friend.

Doing the Deciding

Decider.com is a new city entertainment guide produced by the Chicago office of The Onion and A.V. Club.

Animal Trainer Vying for Mr. Nonchalant

May I introduce you to Larry Dean, who was mauled by a tiger. His reaction? It's "really not a big deal."

Square Book

Nick Osborn, the creator of the Square America vernacular photography blog, has a new book coming out next week. If you pre-order Who We Were: A Snapshot History of America by today, he'll throw a free DVD in with the book.

Nine Dogs, 17.8 Miles

According to their website, Bike The Dog is "Chicago's Premier Gastronomic Cycling Challenge." They're inviting bikers of any skill level to join them on September 13th for an almost-eighteen-mile trek through the north and northwest sides, sampling the wares at nine quintessential Chicago hot dog locations. It's a pledge-based event, with raised funds benefiting the family of Stella Ackerman, a two-and-a-half-year-old living with a rare blood disorder. More info.

Bensenville, the Vanishing Village

The Windy Citizen launched a new blog on Thursday to cover Bensenvile's plight in the O'Hare expansion. Particularly interesting is a google map highlighting the places discussed on the blog.

Might the Bright One Go Dim?

It's pretty dark days at the Sun-Times, Michael Miner reports. Phil Rosenthal (of the Tribune) wonders if the paper might close its doors this year.

Qué Bien

When it comes to construction, we're used to seeing Hispanic workers in certain roles. An article in Crain's, however, shows some Latinos in Chicago are cutting through the stereotypes and the community is rallying around young folks who wish to do the same.

Just When I Needed You Most

Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, who was imprisoned yesterday for violating bond on charges related a text-message scandal, was booked again today on new, separate charges of assaulting a sherriff's deputy. Detroit journalists are wondering why Kilpatrick's Chicago-based attorney Dan Webb was nowhere to be seen in the legal fracas that ensued, although Webb maintains that Kilpatrick is still a client.

Hot Eats, Cool Treats, LEED Certification

A visit to Wicker Park's new Dairy Queen/Orange Julius store is a sentimental trip down memory lane amidst a sea of stores that sell $200 t-shirts in this week's Drive-Thru feature.

Best What Job in Elgin?

A car wash in Elgin seems to have gotten itself into trouble over a racy promise on its sign.

The Case of the Greedy Police Officer

Free 12oz cups of coffee simply weren't enough for one cop.

Fifth-Grade Think Tank

Fifth-graders at Little Village Academy recommend after-school arts and sports activities, as well as recess and gym during the schoolday, in order to curb gang activity and create non-violent, social outlets for students. (All of those are, of course, often first on the chopping block when funding gets tight.) The Sun-Times gives a full rundown of the students' savvy thoughts.

Cabbing it Made Easy

Want to figure out how much your next cab ride should be (or want to make sure you're not getting ripped off when cabbing it in other large cities)? TaxiWiz estimates fares for a handful of cities, among them Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles. I calculated some standard trips I take, and was very surprised by the resulting accuracy.

You Can Bank On It

Three bank robberies in Chicago in less than 90 minutes. That's gotta be some kind of record.

Parkways as Parks

The Chicagoland Bicycle Federation is launching a new program called Sunday Parkways, which will give riders and pedestrians in Logan Square, Humboldt Park, Garfield Park, North Lawndale and Little Village the opportunity to bike through their neighborhoods on streets without cars.

"Most aldermen, most politicians, are hos."

How's this for a juicy article about our newest disgraced Alderman?

Death in the City

The police confirm what we've already figured: murders are up 18 percent over last year.

08.08.08 @ 8:08

At 8:08pm on Friday, join Amy Krouse Rosenthal for a special "happening" to commemorate the special time and date convergence. The event, whatever it turns out to be, will be filmed by Steve Delahoyde. Look for the woman holding a yellow umbrella.

Say It with Me: "Sarcoidosis"

Speaking of famous folks, Bernie Mac is hospitalized somewhere in town. While he's being treated for pneumonia, the Trib has a good explanation of his other illness.

Here, There and Everywhere

Paul McCartney spotted in Joliet! Paul McCartney spotted in Springfield! Apparently Sir Paul is celebrating his 66th birthday by motoring along Route 66. And here I thought the McCartney sightings were a promotional stunt for this weekend's Fest for Beatles Fans... And here's an interview with one of the guys who saw him was interviewed on WGN. [Thanks, Andrew!]

Former Alderman Pleads Guilty to Taking Bribes

Busted by the FBI shortly before her failed re-election contest in 2007, former 20th Ward Alderman Arenda Troutman pled guilty today to charges including bribery.


Another Good Day for Tracy Letts

After winning Pulitzer, Tony and Drama Desk awards for August: Osage County, Steppenwolf playwright Tracy Letts has a new reason to celebrate: the play is going to the silver screen.

Book Club: Wizard of Oz Discussion Questions

We're getting ready to discuss our August selection - The Wonderful Wizard of Oz - over on the Book Club page and you can now get a headstart on the questions that we'll ask. See you on Monday the 11th at the Book Cellar for our discussion of this children's classic. New members are always welcome.

Always Beta

Life in Perpetual Beta is a new video interview series talking with people working on the web, including a bunch of names you already know: Fried, Coudal, Skinnycorp...

LaSalle's New Pal

Tne New York Times shows LaSalle Street and its classic architecture some love, citing renovation as one of the boulevard's assets.

Gettin' Nowhere Fast

Apparently the Tribune doesn't think booting folks for two tickets is that bad of a policy. Steve at the Beachwood Reporter has a different opinion and airs some grievances with parking and the El. Then again Da Mare is riding the Beijing subway to figure out how to fix ours. He could've saved himself a ticket and jumped on an ancient Blue Line car; one waft of the smell of piss and burnt wire-sheathing would inspire anybody.

Rating Your Doctor

The Illinois Department of Financial & Professional Regulation has launched a website where you can check the background of a physician, dentist or other medical specialist. The site includes info about lawsuits as well as awards received, and was spurred by CBS2's investigative reporting. [via]

The Party's Over

No more tailgate? No, not this one, we mean the extended partying that goes on at the Soldier Field parking lot during Bears games. Beginning tomorrow night, the Bears say once the game starts, you'll have to put the booze and the brats away. Needless to say, fans are a bit miffed.

Novak to Retire

After a difficult couple of weeks, Sun-Times columnist Robert Novak announced he is discontinuing his column. It ran for 46 years.

Shopping for Stores

Apparently Chicago's stores are hot right now -- on the real estate market.

Lollapalooza Here To Stay?

Now that the Lollapalooza hangover is subsiding, The Business Sheet says the reason the music fest remains in Chicago (as opposed to becoming a traveling rock circus again) boils down to money, despite what Perry Ferrell says.

Self-Deportation: No Takers?

Chicago and four other cities just launched a program for illegal immigrants to turn themselves in and get deported. Chicago officials said that, so far, no one has taken them up on their generous offer, which runs through August 22.

Hop In, Barack

More women would carpool or go on vacation with Barack Obama than with John McCain, says a new poll.

Watering the City

Chicago Public Radio's Chicago Matters series takes a look at our water system, and how it gets from Lake Michigan to our faucet.

Scooting Around Gas Prices

With gas prices still above $4, scooters are booming in popularity. Did you know that Chicago is home to one of the only scooter companies in the US?

A Green Home Grows in Oak Park

Jason and Jennifer La Fleur bought a turn-of-the-century bungalow in Oak Park and began renovating with all green building materials, including soy foam insulation and toxin-free paint. Their DIY spirit and commitment to green have already earned them spots on the Today Show and This Old House -- follow along (and steal their ideas) at their blog, Humphrey House.

Smile! You're on Google Camera

The Chicago Examiner (by way of New York-based Gawker.com) says that the Big Brother-ish Google Maps Street View might have caught an image of a kid with a gun and a drug deal going down here in Chicago.

The Cost of Congestion

A new study says that congestion and gridlock in the Chicago area is costing us more than $7 billion in lost time and wasted fuel.

Make Obama Your Main Squeeze

From the What if...? universe comes big-headed and squishy President Obama, looking a bit stunned or possibly stoned. Elsewhere, President McCain looks no less hydrocephalic and totally baked.

Crank Up the Radio

No, literally: the Chicago Red Cross is giving away a hand-cranked radio via its blog. Just post your storm story in the comments to be registered.

Lassoing the Great Lakes

The Weiszes just got back from a 17 day loop of the Great Lakes, which they conscientiously documented with restaurant reviews, photographs and tales from the road. If you'd like more reading about looping the Great Lakes, you may want to check out Ted McClelland's The Third Coast, which was excerpted in Detour.

37signals Gets Real Live

At 3pm today, tune to this URL for a little live discussion with the 37signals team.

In Case You Didn't Notice...

it rained last night. Here's a taste of the downpour.

Chicago 2016 on Facebook

Your choice: pro or con.

Flying High On LSD

It's not what you think.

Blue Line Service Disrupted

Just got notice from Drive-Thru Editor Robyn that the Grand Blue Line stop is closed due to a fire in the area as of 4:45pm. Details as we get them. While we're at it, the southbound Blue Line tracks will be shut down between Racine and the Medical Center from 9pm to 4am tonight. Southbound trains will run on the northbound tracks -- won't that be fun. UPDATE: No details ever emerged. I assume it's back to normal.

Montrose's Big Dig

With Montrose Avenue torn up for months, local businesses are once again worried.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President(ial Candidate)

Senator Obama is 47 today, proving that the baby-faced candidate is, in fact, aging in reverse. In related news, have you seen Obama's birthday present? It may be in the presence of some rather big shirts and pants.

Yet Another Googlemap - Amenities Edition

PeekaCity allows you to search for particular amenities, from banks to parks to ice cream parlors. It's aimed at homesellers, but anybody can use it.

From Your Pocket to Theirs

With all that new money flooding the Cook County coffers, lobbyists are getting paid more than ever to help the board members spend. Here is the County Clerk's report.

Eight Oh-eight Oh-eight

With the news of border raids, censorship and pollution dominating the Olympic experience so far, the competing athlete's stories are a little lost in the noise. Chicago has more than a few locals carrying the torch. They include a diver from the family that owns Cubby Bear and the only Mexican national team wrestler with a Polish name. The SunTimes has a round-up.

Wet Turtle

Grab a plastic tarp and head to the Pritzker Pavilion in Millennium Park for lunch today, and you'll be treated to a free concert by Tortoise. Details in Slowdown.

Biking In The Big City

If you'd like to learn more about what the city is doing to improve bicycling, attend a discussion at the Chicago History Museum this Tuesday. Titled "In the K/Now," a representative of Chicagoland Bicycle Federation and the Chicago Cycling Club will pass on tips for Big City Biking as well as tell you more about what to expect as more Chicagoans move on two wheels.

Hot Doug's Unveils New Chicago Dog

Today's the day that Hot Doug's unveils the winner in Time Out Chicago's recent hot dog recipe contest, The New Chicago. TOC will be at Hot Doug's today to celebrate; details in Slowdown.

Justice Waits for Jailed Chicago Cop

John Kass provides a discouraging update in the story of Mike Mette, a Chicago police officer currently serving a five-year jail term in Iowa for a 2005 assault that some believe is the product of corrupt local politics.

Yet Another Google Map - Dark Knight Locations Edition

If Everyblock's guide to The Dark Knight locations whet your appetite, the Trib has a dozen more to explore.

Chewing Up the Charts

Singer Chris Brown's hit single "Forever" is also a paid ad placement for Wrigley's Doublemint gum; Wrigley has two more song-commercials in the works.

More Vintage Chicago Pix

Some cool shots of 1950s Chicago (part 1, part 2) by Institute of Design student Leon Lewandowski. Keep an eye on bighappyfunhouse for more amazing found photos. (link found at Pete Lit)

Lollapa...You Know

You may have noticed that we didn't put Lollapalooza on the calendar. That's because we figured you heard.

Snacking on Shrubbery

Nance Klehm teaches people about the edible plants growing throughout the city.

Soup's On...Ice

To combat the oppressive heat, Lori Barrett is cooking up chilled soups in this week's Drive-Thru feature.

Cryogenic Daley Re-elected

The Beachwood Reporter looks ahead to Chicago in the year 2040.

Another Cyclist Killed Yesterday; Local Coverage Doesn't Agree

Local media is reporting on a cyclist killed on North Lake Shore Drive during rush hour yesterday evening, but the news stories have been highly inconsistent. The Trib reports the bicyclist was hit by a southbound LSD vehicle that fled the scene. The Sun-Times reports that a man was hit trying to run across the Outer Drive. No mention of a bicycle. Channel 7 reports (per witnesses) that the victim was hit while cycling north on the Inner Drive and knocked into the Outer Drive (the barrier between the Inner and Outer drives is not substantial at the 3300 block) where he was hit again. According to witnesses cited in the comments sections of both online newspaper articles, the ABC version most closely represents reality. Here's hoping our local media can quickly get this tragic story right.

Black Harvest Film Fest Starts Tonight

The Gene Siskel Film Center presents their 14th annual Black Harvest film & video festival all this month. The festival is billed by the Film Center as "the Midwest’s biggest and best celebration of the black experience on film," and it starts tonight with a special program of short films. Full details in Slowdown.

Texters Everywhere, Beware

Be forewarned: the American College of Emergency Physicians and the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission suggest texting while riding horses, walking, driving and cooking noodles can be dangerous.

 

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