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Tuesday, March 19

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Easy Mistake to Make, Jeb

Presidential candidate Jeb Bush commented on the decision not to indict the police officers who killed 12-year-old Tamir Rice yesterday, saying, "I think that Chicago's got a lot of work to do to rebuild trust. The level of violence is abhorrent." When reminded that the Rice case was in Cleveland, he said, "I'm sorry, my bad."

Emanuel Cleans up CPD, Fails to Clean up Snow

Mayor Emanuel announced a new police training program aimed at deescalating confrontations and reducing the use of deadly force. Meanwhile, protesters outside the mayor's house last night discovered that his sidewalk had not been shoveled.

Holiday Travel Sucks

More than 1600 flights were canceled at O'Hare and Midway yesterday, stranding thousands in the terminals. One guy who was allegedly stuck at O'Hare for 50 hours (really? more than two days?) gave up and proposed to his girlfriend by text.

Short Vacation

Mayor Emanuel is coming back from Cuba early following the police shooting death or Quintonio LeGrier and Bettie Jones.

Two Killed by Cops

It's hard to wrap one's head around yet another police shooting, this time of a mentally disturbed teenager and a neighbor who was just answering the door.

More Gacy Discoveries

Remember the call for DNA samples from people who believed their family had been killed by John Wayne Gacy? The results have cleared 11 unrelated cold cases.

Paste'em Up

Technically, it's illegal to place ads on city property -- as in, a concert poster on a lamppost -- but it's rarely enforced. However, RCP Publications (the local communist press) is challenging the law in court after it was fined $350 for hanging posters for a documentary screening, potentially paving the way for flyers all over the place.

No Sandra Bland Charges

A grand jury did not indict the jailers in Texas where Chicagoan Sandra Bland died. However, the jury reached no decision regarding charges against the officer who arrested her, and will meet again in January to continue deliberation. Not surprisingly, Bland's family was disappointed in the decision.

Heaven, He Needs a Hug and a Reality Check

R. Kelly stormed off "HuffPost Live" earlier today after the show's host asked him about the effect of his legal woes on his career.

Finally, a South Side Trauma Center

The University of Chicago Medicine announced today that it will build a level 1 adult trauma center on its Hyde Park campus, canceling plans to partner with Sinai on a trauma center at Holy Cross Hospital on the Southwest Side.

23 Makes Good

Michael Jordan split his $8.7m settlement from Dominick's into donations to 23 charities throughout the area, among them the Greater Chicago Food Depository and Casa Central.

Here's everywhere he donated, should you care to be like Mike:
After School Matters
Casa Central
Children's Literacy Initiative
Chicago Scholars
Chicago Youth Programs
Christopher House
Common Threads
Erikson Institute
Gary Comer Youth Center
Greater Chicago Food Depository
Juvenile Diabetes Research Fund -- Illinois
KEEN Chicago
La Casa Norte
La Rabida Children's Hospital
Make-A-Wish Illinois
New Moms
New Teacher Center
The Ounce of Prevention Fund
Project Exploration
Rehabilitation Institute of Chicago
Sinai Health System
SOS Children's Villages Illinois
Tutoring Chicago

Poor Police Treatment on Trial

A federal judge ruled Monday that tasing and dragging handcuffed Philip Coleman out of his cell amounted to "brute force," ruling against Chicago police in a civil suit brought be Coleman's family. Meanwhile, Illinois Supreme Court Justice Anne M. Burke expressed frustration with pretrial handling of suspects in Cook County.

"Police perjury is so common here in Chicago that we call it testilying."

Salon reports on a recent investigation in which State's Attorney Anita Alvarez chose not to prosecute an officer who admitted to lying on the stand.

But Sure, More Guns Will Totally Make Us Safer

A sleeping patron from North Dakota pulled a gun on a Pump Room manager when awoken. He was eventually escorted by security to his room at the Public Hotel, where the police met him later.

Behind the Badge

"For the citizens of a community to trust the police, they have to know that they aren't being systematically lied to." The New Yorker on Chicago's relationship with its police force.

More Videos Emerge

The City released the Ronald Johnson dashcam video, but Cook County State's Attorney Anita Alvarez does not plan to charge the officer who shot him (the chief of detectives resigned, though). Meanwhile, yet another video shows a suspect being hit with a Taser while in lockup in 2012. When does that federal probe start?

Our Changing Opinions on Guns

The Supreme Court refused to review Highland Park's ban on assault weapons, five years after the court struck down Chicago's handgun ban and just a year and a half after an appeals court overturned the ordinance prohibiting gun shops within city limits.

Rogue Cop

Jason Van Dyke, the police officer who shot Laquan McDonald 16 times, was involved in the cover-up of a police shooting case a decade ago, the Tribune reports.

Dart Loses Backpage Battle

Sheriff Tom Dart has been thwarted in his attempt to shut down Backpage.com, a site where "adult services" are listed. Dart says Backpage is facilitating prostitution and sex trafficking, but an appeals court ruled that the site is protected under the First Amendment.

McCarthy's Out

Mayor Emanuel fired Police Supt. Garry McCarthy last night. In a news conference this morning, he said, "The public trust in the leadership of the department has been shaken," and announced that a task force has been appointed to find ways to increase police accountability.

UofC Shooting Threat Suspect in Custody

A UIC student is under arrest as the suspected issuer of the mass shooting threat at University of Chicago that canceled classes today. The Tribune reports that the suspect made his threat in a comment on WorldStarHipHop on Sunday, prompting another site visitor to notify the FBI.

The U of C to Close Tomorrow in Response to Online Threat

The U of C is cancelling all classes and most other activities on campus tomorrow in response to "an online threat of gun violence" in the main quad.

Another Video

Aldertrack broke news of another police shooting video being considered for release in the courts. Mike Fourcher talked with Fox News about it this morning.

Justice Served?

As the CPD braces for the release of the video in the Laquan McDonald case, the officer involved in the shooting will be charged with murder, according to anonymous sources. Meanwhile, Supt. McCarthy announced his intent to fire Dante Servin, the officer who was acquitted in the off-duty shooting death of Rekia Boyd (previously).

Chicago Eye on Paris

Photographer Jon Lowenstein happened to be in Paris during last week's terror attacks. He shared some of the photos he took over the next five days with Chicago magazine.

The Death of a 9-Year-Old

Lots of people on Facebook are sharing a Tribune story about four gang members admitting they killed a 9-year-old because they thought he was snitching. You'd be forgiven if you thought it was current events, and also if you found this incredibly depressing.

Lincoln Towing Takes Heat

After a Lincoln Towing driver taunted and berated a long line of concertgoers whose cars were towed while at a concert at the Aragon -- and then assaulted and tried to run over a cyclist who tried to talk some sense into him -- Ald. Ameya Pawar is threatening to force the long-problematic company out of Uptown. (Previously.)

Judges Receive Death Threats

Five Cook County judges received letters saying they're on a "kill list." Ten years ago, Judge Joan Lefkow's mother and husband were murdered in her Andersonville home.

Don't Fly to LA

You might be profiled as a drug dealer. DEA officers searched Issa Serieh as he exited a plan from Chicago to Los Angeles, and confiscated more than $30,000 in cash without charging him -- apparently simply because he had flown that particular route and was carrying a backpack.

Hastert Pleads Guilty

Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert will serve little (if any) prison time after pleading guilty to a federal financial crime. Since no one will take the stand, the details will remain secret, but anonymous sources have said he was hiding bank withdrawls from authorities in order to pay hush money to a former student.

Bears Finally Block Something

The Lucas Museum of Narrative Art's imperial march to the lake shore was delayed a week or more -- by the need to reach an agreement with the Chicago Bears, who hold a lease on the parking lot the museum plans to build on.

Big City Showdown

BuzzFeed kicks off the big city rivalry ahead of the Cubs-Mets NLCS with a "who does it better" quiz.

Don't Drink & Ride

Party buses may face regulation after a late-night fight on a bus ended with a shooting last week.

Least Competent Criminal?

Unless he's been framed, Tony Donutz is probably going to have a talk with police soon. Last night several cars in Rogers Park were vandalized following the Cubs game with graffiti that included his Instagram and Twitter handle.

Still not Murder Capital

On The heels of the deadliest September in more than a decade, the Washington Post re-runs the numbers on Chicago and the rest of the country in terms of gun-related deaths.

Florida Man Unlikely to Win Election

Augustus Sol Invictus, a Libertarian candidate for senate in Florida, announced today that he had in fact sacrificed a goat and drank its blood in a pagan ritual in order to gain success in the election. Invictus (not his original name) has a law degree from DePaul University, and in 2013 wrote a bizarre letter to alumni and colleagues in which he renounced his US citizenship as well as his law degree and pretty much everything else.

Devastating September

September was the deadliest since 2002, putting McCarthy under pressure to change things fast.

How Mobile Advertisements Cost Us

The NYTimes tested the cost of loading mobile advertisements on 50 high profile websites and found that the Trib was among the worst. On an LTE 4G network, it took an average of 12.9 seconds to load the Trib's front page, 9.5 seconds of which was due to advertisements. That means it costs a typical mobile user 9.5 cents to load the ads, and only 3.4 cents for the content.

Surprise Date with a Corpse Flower

Alice, the Chicago Botanic Garden's other corpse flower, has unexpectedly bloomed. The garden will be open till 2am tonight and 8am to 7pm tomorrow for your stinky viewing pleasure. [via]

Come Sit Next to Me, You Fine Fellow

Among this year's class of MacArthur Fellows is LaToya Ruby Frazier, SAIC professor and visual artist; John Novembre, a computational biologist and professor at U of C; and Juan Salgado, President/CEO of Instituto del Progreso Latino.

Food for Thought

If you break out of jail, you can't sue the jailers for not preventing your escape.

The Pirates Lose One

Lincoln Towing, hated by anyone who's had their car towed by them, was cited for unauthorized towing -- and the driver who did the towing got a ticket for talking on his cellphone as he reached the tow lot.

New Top G-Man

Michael J. Anderson, head of the New Orleans FBI office, is transferring to Chicago to run the office here.

News Flash: Chicago's not Cheap

A new report ranks Chicago between Tokyo and London as the seventh most expensive city in the world. The good news is, we're also 11th in terms of purchasing power. Whet Moser takes a closer look at how UBS arrived at their numbers.

Bringing Back the Girls

A University of Chicago PhD student is joining the effort to find thousands of Yazidi girls and women captured by ISIS who are being sold as sex slaves.

Moms vs. Facebook Beef

Moms who took to the streets of Englewood to prevent gun violence are now staking out Facebook and other social media sites for threats of violence.

Treating the Trauma

A trauma center is finally coming to the South Side after years of protests calling for one to better treat victims of gun violence.

Manly Methods

Freakonomics took an in-depth look at how programs like Becoming a Man help kids recognize and modify automatic responses and ultimately stop problem behaviors.

Crazy for Corgis

The latest attempt to organize a corgi beach meetup in Chicago got an immense amount of attention, and the Facebook event is no longer publicly accessible.

On the Market

Open air drug markets on the West Side provide easy access to product and evade police as dealers duck into nearby businesses when they come by.

Public Versus Private

Residents of public housing say private security companies hired to police the developments are harassing them.

Tragic Discovery

Investigators found the remains of a small child in a lagoon in Garfield Park.

Nice to Tweet Us

Apparently Chicagoans are the kindest to tourists in our tweets, according to a study by Twitter which must be accurate because computers are great at detecting sarcasm.

Vatican Idol

Pope Francis asked a teenage Chicago girl to sing to him after she told him about being bullied at school for having a rare skin condition.

No Business Like Meow Business

Leave your boring desk job behind and hit the open road with a traveling cat circus.

Fire in Piper's Alley

A fire in Old Town reportedly destroyed Second City's administrative offices but spared the theaters in the multi-level complex.

Candid Cop Camera

CPD is investigating an officer who said "Mike Brown deserved it" during a heated exchange caught on camera.

Born-Again Romantic

Notorious "dick lit" star Tucker Max is leaving his douchebaggery behind for a new turn as a relationship guru for guys.

Caitlyn in Chicago

Caitlyn Jenner will make her Chicago speaking debut at a Chicago House event highlighting transgender issues.

Number One

The city's most popular places for public urination, or at least where people get the most tickets, tend to be by public transit and areas with lots of bars.

Not Cool

Someone is robbing ice cream trucks in West Humboldt Park.

Optimizing Officers

Data scientists at U of C are analyzing police behavior to find out when misconduct is likely to happen so that it can be prevented in the future.

Lies and Misdemeanors

Adultery is technically still illegal in Illinois, although the law is not enforced.

Chicago's Heroin Crisis

An epidemic of heroin addiction is causing a surge in demand for already-strained treatment programs, while budget cuts mean state funding will likely decline.

Back on Trial

A reputed gang leader who previously won $25 million after serving 16 years for a wrongful conviction is facing charges in connection with a shooting on the Northwest Side.

Spy Games

Records released by the Chicago Police Department revealed they spied on activists opposed to the City's olympics bid.

Restarting the Presses

Time Out Chicago will be returning to print for a special free edition in the fall.

Caption King

Local lawyer Larry Wood won the New Yorker caption contest a record-setting six times; he shared some tips of his technique with Chicago Magazine.

Digital Beef

When gang members use social media to taunt their rivals, tweets can turn into bullets.

Air Show Tragedy

Army parachutist Corey Hood died Sunday after he was injured in a skydiving accident during the Chicago Air & Water Show.

Comedy and Tragedy

While funny people flock to Chicago, many struggle to balance their passions, personalities, and responsibilities as they battle for the few paying gigs in the city.

More Bricks for the Wall

Bricks from Wrigley Field and old Comiskey Park will be installed on the exterior of Tribune Tower, but a brick of parking meter cash and other "historically significant" items should be stuck in there as well, writes the Beachwood Reporter.

The Two Chicagos

In searching for Chicago's poor white neighborhoods, Curious City takes a look at why poverty is more concentrated in African American and Latino communities.

Defending the Mob

A cowboy hat-wearing lawyer who once defended mob bosses and hitmen is now working pro bono to get a man released from a life sentence.

Big Dog

Manny the Frenchie went from being the runt of the litter to one of Chicago's biggest social media stars.

DENVER, CO AUGUST 22ND, 2015 Come have fun and help us raise money for @maxfund .Come PAWty, play, & get your picture taken with Manny! No furbaby? No problem! Come and enjoy the PAWty anyway, it's for a grrrrreat cause! (Tap Link in Bio to Buy Tickets and learn more.) #denver #charity

A photo posted by Manny The Frenchie (@manny_the_frenchie) on

Map It Yourself

Many of Chicago's neighborhoods don't have "official" boundaries designated by the city; do you know where your 'hood is?

Taking Stock of Stop-and-frisk

Chicago police agreed to keep track of every time they stop people on the street or pat them down, even if the interaction doesn't result in an arrest, as part of an agreement with the ACLU.

Dangling Kicks

There are many reasons why shoes end up on power lines around the city, and over 6,000 pairs were removed over the past seven years, reports Curious City.

The Green Beat

The Sun-Times' new site Extract is dedicated to marijuana news from across the country.

So Intense You'll Only Need the Edge

The Onion's new series Edge takes on Vice's expletive-laden, gonzo approach to covering world news.

Taken to the Pipe Cleaners

"Rogue plumbers" operating without licenses drastically over-bill their customers because they have no frame of reference for how much it should cost.

Hate at the Beach

A video shows a racist rant directed at a woman and her children by a white beachgoer after the kids "splashed" her at Oak Street Beach.

The Warden Will See You Now

If Cook County Jail is the largest mental institution in the country, it makes sense that its new warden is a psychologist.

In Good Times and in Bad

A Chicago couple's apartment burned down on the same day as their wedding; a fundraising campaign for them already passed its goal of $5,000 and is approaching the $10,000 mark.

Fatal Figures

Chicago police shot and killed 70 people between 2010-2014, which is more than other major U.S. cities, according to the BGA.

Origins of Hate

A former white supremacist shares how he first embraced an ideology of hate as a teenager in Chicago.

Latest Violence Thinkpiece

Rolling Stone examines the cycle of violence in Chicago with a look at how a basketball star's killing sparked even more shootings in retaliation.

What to Do When You See Blue

Know what your rights are if you get pulled over by the police, courtesy of WBEZ.

More "People You Should Know"

The Jewish community site Oy! Chicago released its own list of "36 under 36" full of people working to make the world a better place.

Nightcrawler

If it bleeds, it may have been captured by freelance video journalist Pauley LaPointe, who races to catch the city's mayhem on tape for local TV stations.

Sandra Bland's Death Investigated

Texas Rangers are investigating the death of Chicago civil rights activist Sandra Bland, who officials say committed suicide in a jail cell after being detained for assaulting a public servant.

Pretty Pluto

NASA released high-resolution images today of Pluto and its moon, the planet no more that was discovered by Illinoisan Clyde Tombaugh in 1930, sent back from the New Horizons spacecraft. Tombaugh's ashes were even on the spacecraft as it passed the planet, allowing the man to meet his discovery. You can watch a live stream of NASA's analysis of the photos via the Guardian here.

One More Step

Former Tribune correspondent Paul Salopek is following the path of humankind on an eight-year walk from Ethiopia to South America, and is raising money on Kickstarter to support the storytelling mission.

Flower Power

One man's campaign to change Illinois' official flower to the mallow aims to encourage the state to protect its threatened ecosystems.

Back On the List

After escaping from prison, Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman will be labeled "Chicago's Public Enemy No. 1" once again.

The Grey Line

Undercover tactics used to catch American terrorism suspects often border on entrapment, writes Mick Dumke in the Reader.

Time In

Time Out Chicago is bringing its print edition back.

RIP Lucky Cordell

Legendary radio DJ Moses "Lucky" Cordell died after he was injured in a house fire.

Print is the New Black

A federal judge ruled Cook County Jail's newspaper ban violates inmates' rights to free speech.

Good News in Englewood

As moms patrolled the neighborhood, signs warned of kids playing nearby, and other efforts came together, the 4th of July weekend in Englewood was free of violence.

Mapping Tragedy

A map of homicides in Chicago put together by DNAinfo marks the location of every killing in the city since 2005.

Rebooting the Homepage

Moderators of Chicago's local Reddit page are starting from scratch as Reddit itself faces an upheaval from users upset with its new moderation policies.

Nothing to Marvel At

The "Marvel Experience" will not bring its interactive and futuristic attractions to Chicago after the tour's organizers canceled all of its stops.

Post Mortem

The Sun-Times' former Homicide Watch editor Michael Lansu opens up about his time covering every murder in the city.

To Serve and Pass Protect

A video captures two Chicago police officers in the act of playing with a group of boys in Lawndale, tossing a football and giving one a chance to use their intercom.

Fired for Firing

A Chicago police officer who shot 16 times at the wrong car and then provided false information about the incident in 2011 should be fired, said an Independent Police Review Authority recommendation uncovered by the Reader, the first time the authority has recommended such action.

Home Office 'Hoods

DNAinfo takes a look at where people who work from home live in Chicago.

Finding Acceptance

A Hyde Park transgender couple shared their story as part of Miley Cyrus' #InstaPride social media campaign.

Cops MIA in Court

When cops miss court appearances for people they've arrested, the charges are dropped, which some claim is a tactic for avoiding discipline for bogus arrests.

Love Wins

The celebration of the Supreme Court's ruling in favor of same-sex marriage is sure to continue at this weekend's Pride Parade.

Down on the Corner

Federal investigators arrested 42 people in connection with running an open drug market in Lawndale.

From Symbols to Systems

Focusing on the Confederate flag or the N-word misses the point by not addressing systemic racism, writes Felonious Munk.

About That Word

After President Obama used the N-word during an interview, writer Britt Julious reflects on its place in popular culture.

Photo Paper Trail

The Sun-Times uncovered an arrest report documenting how a young man ended up in police custody before officers posed with him in a simulated hunting photo.

Not Supreme

Lupe Fiasco penned a letter to white supremacists in the wake of the Charleston shooting, noting some of the ways whites are not any better than other races.

Burying the Lede

Visiting the Sun-Times online now means navigating a maze of pop-ups, quizzes, and video ads to get to the story.

Police Shooting in Focus

A Chicago cop shoots at a car full of unarmed black teenagers in a dashboard camera video from 2013 released recently by a retired judge, reports the Chicago Reporter.

Hot Tempers

Fusion examines the link between rising temperatures and increases in violence.

In Vitro Custody Battle

A woman can keep frozen embryos made with an ex-boyfriend who now objects to her using them, a court ruled.

When in Doubt

Instead of trying to distinguish fireworks from gun shots, it's best to just call 911, police say.

Slow Down

FiveThirtyEight measures how programs teaching boys impulse control can reduce crime.

Cloud Hacker

Personal and nude photos of famous women may have been leaked online last summer by a South Side man and others suspected of hacking celebrities' e-mail and iCloud accounts.

For That Special Someone

A student accidentally gave a thong disguised as a rose to his teacher as a gift on the last day of school.

Cutting into Bone

Chicago loses when its media organizations eliminate local coverage and shift their focus to national issues, writes Scott Smith.

Bloomingdale Trail Opens with Three Mile Long Festival

It took Chicago a few years to build it, but this weekend you can celebrate The Bloomingdale Trail and the associated 606 park system. Details for the festival abound at the 606 website. There will be food, art installations, a ribbon cutting and dance lessons just to kick things off.

Nailed It

A suburban man can check "back a car through a garage door" off his bucket list.

Check Your Ticket

Someone who bought a Mega Millions lottery ticket in Blue Island won the $260 million prize.

To Boldly Go

William Shatner will ride across the country from Chicago to L.A. on a three-wheeled motorcycle.

The "Bloomingdale Trail"

With the Bloomingdale Trail and the entire 606 park system opening this weekend, DNAinfo wanted to know what people will call it. The poll may be a thoroughly unscientific, but it's telling that, at time of writing, twice as many people plan to call the whole park system the grassroots christened "Bloomingdale Trail," instead of the city branding consultant's "The 606."

We're Number 7 Among Global Cities

Chicago ranks number 7 on the 2015 Global Cities Index conducted by management consulting firm A.T. Kearney. The index of 125 cities measures how globally engaged each city is across 26 metrics in five dimensions--business, human capital, info exchange, cultural experience, and political engagement.

"If not me, who?"

A veteran drove to Chicago to clean away weeds and trash from the Chinese American Veterans Memorial after reading about its sorry state online.

No Rest from Violence

Last year, anti-violence efforts like #SaveChicago helped the city go through Memorial Day weekend without a single shooting - this year there were over 50 shootings over the holiday.

Violence by the Dashboard Light

A shootout in the street in Albany Park was captured on video by a dashboard camera from a car parked nearby.

Shots Fired

Amid a growing national conversation about use of force by police, the Reader takes an in-depth look at some of the 1,600+ police shootings in Chicago since 1986, all of which were ruled to be justified.

Creep Map

NBC Chicago put together a map of where child luring incidents happened in the Chicago area.

Three 360° Videos from The Grid

Today GB's documentary video series, The Grid, features three 360° videos shot with a special six-camera rig. The videos, which let you point the "camera" in any direction, are about the April 28th demonstration at the CPD headquarters, droning in the Chicago Park District and the Art Institute's recent MFA show.

"I've never heard of anything like it."

In a Q&A on The Marshall Project website, University of Chicago Crime Lab co-director Harold Pollack compares recent events in Waco, Texas, with gang violence in Chicago.

To Sleep and Protect

A Chicago cop was caught on video sleeping in his squad car while on duty in West Englewood.

We're That Junky?

The Emanuel administration decided to delay plans Monday to refinance $383 million of the city's debt after Moody's downgraded the city's credit rating by two levels to junk on May 12. The refinancing would have been part of a plan to reduce the level of variable-rate debt to a fixed rate.

Don't Forget the Sunscreen

Redhead Days Chicago will bring the red-haired and those who love them to the suburb of Highwood. (via)

@POTUS Breaks Twitter (Record, that is)

Last night, President Obama demolished the record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Twitter with the creation of his personal account, @POTUS. The account reached one million followers in less than five hours. #recordbreaker

She Lit Up the City

12-year-old Emily Beazley, whose battle with cancer inspired many in Chicago and beyond, passed away Monday night.

Police Have the Internet, Too

A reputed gang leader was arrested after he posted videos of himself shooting guns on Instagram, which as a convicted felon, he's not allowed to do.

Drones in the News

The Illinois State Police are planning to use drones in some vague way that they swear won't be surveillance. Meanwhile, the Chicago Park District is seeking to limit drone use in the city's parks without a permit.

A Lot of Junk

On Tuesday, Moody's Investors Service revised Chicago's credit rating to junk. They followed up Wednesday by downgrading CPS and the Park District to junk status, too.

Hunger Games

A Lakeview woman whose "Tinder Games" went viral spoke with Chicagoist about using the dating app to get men to send her food - and why she deleted her account.

Math Still Fuzzy

Chicago Magazine revisited its investigation alleging Chicago police routinely reclassified crimes so overall statistics would show crime going down, and found not much has changed.

And the Replacement for Goldberg's Prentice Women's Hospital is...

... yet another glass and steel skyscraper. For comparison, take a look at the re-use proposals offered in the Chicago Architectural Club's competition, and, of course, the original.

If You See Something, Tweet Something

A man accused of trafficking a 16-year-old girl was arrested after the Cook County Sheriff's Office received a tip on Twitter from a student who saw the girl in an ad.

Let's Not Be Cops

A man who was arrested for posing as a police officer as a teenager is accused of pretending to be a cop once again, this time driving around wearing a bulletproof vest.

Private Eyes

Some communities are turning to private police and security cameras to fight crime, funded by additional property taxes paid to "special service areas."

TSA's Worst Nightmare

A 63-year-old serial airplane stowaway, was caught loitering at O'Hare without a ticket recently.

#Chi2Baltimore

Hundreds of demonstrators showed solidarity with those in Baltimore and spoke out against police violence Tuesday, marching from CPD headquarters on the South Side to Hyde Park.

Mixed Message McCarthy

CPD Chief Garry McCarthy is going on a listening tour to meet with residents to hear their concerns and build trust between police and the community. Meanwhile, McCarthy also said that the criminal charges of brought against Det. Dante Servin in the Rekia Boyd case would "provide a safety hazard" as officers might be more hesitant about using their guns.

This is Not a Game

Tonight's White Sox game versus the Orioles was postponed amid the Freddy Gray protests in Baltimore. The Sox supported the decision, and Orioles COO John Angelos eloquently expressed his support of the protestors.

Two-Way Outrage

Comedian Tamale Sepp discovered a two-way mirror in the women's bathroom at Cigars and Stripes in Berwyn. Jezebel's Karyn Polewaczyk gave the bar a call.

(h/t Andy Boyle)

Do No Harm

An Illinois-based drug manufacturer will no longer sell a sedative used for lethal injections to prisons.

A Bad Sign

Someone is posting "bum bait" signs in Wicker Park comparing homeless people to rats.

Obama Library Obstacle Lifted?

Cassandra Francis, head of Friends of the Parks, stepped down Tuesday, potentially paving the way for the Obama Presidential Library.

Not Guilty

A judge dismissed charges against CPD officer Dante Servin for the shooting death of Rekia Boyd in 2012.

Fanning the Flames

The Great Chicago Fire Festival on the river was, you may recall, a bit of a bust. City Council and Redmoon are planning changes to make sure it's better this year.

RIP 100

Chicago's 100th murder of the year was recorded on Wednesday. It took 12 days longer to reach that milestone last year.

That Stolen Check Came Due

A Dept. of Transportation clerk pleaded guilty to stealing $741,299 in payments to the Office of Emergency Management and Communication between 2008 and last year.

City Paying Up

Mayor Emanuel is supporting an ordinance approving a $5.5 million reparations package for victims of torture under former Chicago police commander Jon Burge. Meanwhile, the City is also paying the families of David Koschman and Laquan McDonald, as well as $350,000 for a music collection ruined by basement flooding.

Unapproved Travelers

Trespassing incidents at O'Hare, including a guy who rode his bike across the runways, are among the airport perimeter breaches detailed in an AP investigation

Don't Use Brown for Your Green

It's one thing to be dumb enough to try to mail pot from Colorado to Chicago. It's another to do it twice -- and get caught both times.

Making Memories Pay

Jason Narducy and his band Split Single drove to Walkerton, IN to not eat at Memories Pizza, the shop that announced it wouldn't cater gay weddings after the state's RFRA law passed. Instead they bought $100 of pizza from the other pizza place in town, and fed it to the gathered journalists. Meanwhile, people have threatened Memories and defaced its Yelp page, leading to the owners closing the pizzeria for the time being.

Road Hazard Ahead

In Fuller Park on the South Side, thieves are putting up fake roadblocks near legitimate construction zones and robbing drivers.

Wrong Direction

Dunno if you heard, but Zayn Malik left One Direction this week, possibly due to meddling by Modest Management, Malik's manager. As a result, Chicago startup Modest Inc., no relation, got a ton of Twitter hate mail.

Coffee with the Cats

The Tree House Humane Society is gearing up to break ground on a doozy of a cat house (no, not that kind of cat house). It's an animal shelter and clinic that will also host a cafe where you can interact with adorable cats up for adoption!

Yellow Pleads No Green

Yellow Cab is declaring bankruptcy after losing a $25.9 million verdict in a wrongful injury case. It probably won't affect you very much, but it does mean the woman left with severe brain damage after an accident won't receive much money.

Chicago Student Beaten at UVA

Martese Johnson, an honors student from Chicago, required 10 stitches after being beaten by University of Virginia police during an arrest after allegedly using a fake ID to get into a campus area bar. His violent arrest led to a student protest of police brutality Wednesday and a call from the UVA president for an investigation.

Hot Sauce Savior

An Orland Park man had a seizure and blacked out after trying some super-hot hot sauce while on vacation, and an MRI at the hospital revealed an early-stage brain tumor. Once home, the cancer was removed at Northwestern Memorial, and he's expected to make a full recovery. [via]

The Price of of Police Misconduct

Dan Weissman did a two-part story for "Marketplace" looking at the cost of police misconduct in Chicago and why the CPD doesn't seem to ask itself why are we getting sued?

A History of Library Land Acquisition Fights

The LA Times compares the controversial plan to site the potential Obama presidential library on Chicago Park District property to previous presidential library plans.

14 Percentage Points Apart

In case you're looking for an article about the mayoral race written for a national, rather than local, audience, the NY Times published a major story on it.

No Bombs on the Train

After searching more than 2,600 bags and packages on CTA train stations over four months, police found no explosives and made one arrest -- of someone who refused to submit to a search.

Body Slam the Intruder

Lee Varon, co-owner of pizza place The Squared Circle with his wife, Lisa Marie Varon (aka WWE Diva Victoria), easily subdued a man who came into the restaurant's kitchen with a gun Saturday night. TMZ uncovered video of the incident.

"Soundless as Dots -- On a Disc of Snow"

While it's nice to watch warm temperatures melt the snow away, people aren't so pleased about the dog droppings and trash that's left behind.

Galena Oil Train Explosion Triggers Concerns

A train of carrying 103 tanks of crude oil derailed while on route to the Chicago area, prompting everyone from Senator Durbin, the state's Emergency Management Agency director and environmental activists to warn about such an event happening in Chicago. You can check how close you live to "oil train" routes via the environmental group Forest Ethics.

Charged for Undercharging

The former owners of an electric car-charging company were charged with fraud after failing to deliver on their contract to build charging stations in Chicago and elsewhere.

United States of Curiosity

Curious City founder Jennifer Brandel is spreading the show's curiosity-driven journalism to the rest of the country with Curious Nation.

Happy Pulaski Day

CPS schools are open but most County and City agencies are closed today to honor the very local holiday celebrating the Polish Revolutionary War legend Casimir Pulaski.

Towering Inferno It Was Not

A fire broke out on the 87th floor of the Hancock last night. Fortunately, it was put out quickly and no injuries were reported.

CPD's Black Site

An investigation by the Guardian alleges CPD holds suspects in an off-the-books facility in Homan Square where they are interrogated and denied access to attorneys.

Clout Quantified

Chicago Magazine's annual Power 100 list of the most influential Chicagoans puts Mayor Emanuel on top.

An Old Soul?

A 5-year-old Cincinnati boy claims that in his previous life he was a woman who died in a fire at a Chicago residential hotel in 1993.

What the Woof?

Surveillance video of yesterday's widely-reported theft of a minivan full of dogs reveals that the driver was not carjacked by two men, but that the car was taken while unlocked and unattended.

Puppy Jacking

Two men carjacked a minivan owned by Urban Out Sitters -- with six customers' dogs still inside. UPDATE: The van has been found, with all the dogs cold but safe.

A Brutal Connection

An investigation by the Guardian alleges a Chicago detective who used brutal methods to solicit confessions from suspects was also responsible for torture at Guantánamo Bay.

Families Yes, Teens No

The Chicago Ridge and Ford City malls are banning teenagers on Friday and Saturday nights unless accompanied by adults in order to encourage a more family-friendly atmosphere.

Snow Crash

Yesterday's lake effect snow caused a 38-vehicle crash on the Kennedy inbound express lanes. Twelve people went to the hospital.

The Father, the Strad, and the Cosa Nostra

A former prison chaplain is on trial for allegedly smuggling messages from an imprisoned mob hit man revealing the location of a Stradivarius violin once owned by Liberace.

Hired Truck Hired Again

A company owned by one of the central players in the hired truck scandal was hired to help remove snow from the blizzard.

Drew Peterson Back in Court

Drew Peterson allegedly tried to hire a hit man to kill the state prosecutor who put him in jail for killing his third wife, Kathleen Savio.

Busy at the Bean

Over 50 million tourists visited Chicago last year, according to the City.

Drinkin' More than Water at Stickney

A police officer at the Stickney Water Treatment Plant accidentally revealed the existence of a secret drinking room in the plant while giving a new officer a tour. The officer, now suspended, also used quite a few racial slurs, leading Water Reclamation District to launch a broader investigation of employee behavior.

Cop Stop

Police SUVs and emergency vehicles got stuck on the unplowed side streets yesterday, thanks to a batch of two-wheel drive SUVs purchased a few years back.

Deep Dish Does it Again

Professional eater Pat "Deep Dish" Bertoletti, whose Taco in a Bag restaurant will soon open in Lincoln Square, won the 23rd annual Wing Bowl in Philadelphia, devouring 444 hot wings in three rounds.

Protecting Their Paws

PAWS has started a Cold Weather Rescue Fund to help pay for treatment for frostbitten cats and dogs.

Counting Those in Need

Hundreds of volunteers canvassed the city to count Chicago's homeless population Thursday - last year over 6,000 people were found in shelters and on the streets.

Our Privatized Metropolis

Rahm Emanuel is escalating the pattern started by his predecessor, Richard M. Daley, in selling off parts of the city to private enterprise. In These Times reports on how everything from school services to infrastructure is being sold to bulk up the city budget.

Guv in a Crash

Gov. Rauner was in a traffic accident in the Loop yesterday: two vehicles crashed at Michigan and Randolph, and one of them hit the governor's SUV, which was waiting at the light. He was not injured.

Grisly Business

An FBI raid of the Biological Resource Center in Rosemont may be connected to an operation in Detroit that was selling body parts on the black market.

Killed, Then Sued

Heather Mack, the Oak Park teen who is about to stand trial in Indonesia for the murder of her mother Sheila von Wiese Mack, is suing her uncle, the executor of her late mother's estate, for money to pay for her legal defense.

Still Pissing People Off

Piss Christ, the controversial photo by Andres Serrano of a plastic cross in a jar of urine, is back in the news thanks to the Charilie Hebdo attack and subsequent opinionating about free speech and censorship. So far, nobody's brought up What is the Proper Way to Display a U.S. Flag?, but it's just a matter of time.

We Appreciate Your Cooperation

Federal prosecutors are seeking leniency for for two top Chicago drug dealers because of their "unparalleled cooperation" in informing on their confederates.

Good Neighbors

Neighborhood groups and strip clubs don't usually get along, but the Albany Park Neighbors gave an award to the Admiral Theatre for helping to keep their area clean.

Texts for Tots

New parents could sign up for regular text messages about children's health and city services through a new program proposed by the City.

Treating the Epidemic

70 percent of shootings happen in a network of 6 percent of the city's population, according to a study, which also said anti-violence campaigns should imitate outbreak containment efforts.

All the Hail at Once

A massive ball of ice -- aka a megacryometeor -- crashed through the roof of a Ravenswood Manor home last week.

Bright Idea

Three men were stopped in Portland, Maine with a truck full of energy-efficient light bulbs, which they bought using a Maine subsidy with the intention of selling them in Chicago at a profit. They would've gotten away with it, too, if they hadn't left it parked in front of a federal courthouse for too long.

When it Rains, it Pours

Some nearby Acuras were engulfed in salt when a wall at the Morton Salt plant collapsed this afternoon. No word on new markdowns at the dealership. (No injuries were reported.)

West Ridge Hate Crimes

Anti-Semitic graffiti was spray-painted on synagogues and garages in the Jewish neighborhood of West Rogers Park Sunday night. Police are investigating.

Encyclopedia of Jerks

Lumpen is accepting nominations for its Field Guide to Chicago Jagoffs; guys blocking the El door, bike ninjas, and Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers are early contenders.

Rock & Brawl McDonald's

A fight broke out in the Rock & Roll McDonald's Saturday night; it was captured in a video posted anonymously on YouTube.

It Could Happen to Anyone

Mayor Emanuel's son was assaulted and robbed of his cell phone while walking near their home in Lakeview Friday night.

Grand Theft with Auto

Thieves are using cars as battering rams to smash through glass storefronts and steal as much as they can in a matter of minutes in "crash-and-grab" burglaries.

No More Free Parking

Three politically connected companies will no longer have free access to city-owned parking lots near the United Center, where they've parked cars for years without paying rent.

Doctors Under Fire

Chicago doctors smuggle medical supplies into Syria and put their own lives on the line to help save those wounded by the country's civil war.

Jobs Stop Bullets

Summer jobs programs substantially reduce violent crime among teens from low-income areas, according to a study.

Pumped Up Goths

Catalyzed by a local DJ, the #healthgoth movement aims to get the black-clad masses to eat healthy and go to the gym.

Does Your Conscience Bother You?

The police officer who played "Sweet Home Alabama" on his car's PA during a protest last weekend will be disciplined ...in some unspecified fashion.

Otter Know His Name by Tomorrow

You have till Thursday at 2pm to vote on the name of the Shedd Aquarium's orphaned otter Pup 681. The winner will be announced Friday.

Rape Allegations Rock Uber

Police are investigating allegations that an Uber driver raped one of his passengers. Coincidentally, on Monday Uber was banned in New Delhi following the report of a rape by one of its drivers there. UPDATE: Uber has removed the driver from service and is cooperating with the investigation, the AP reports.

Can You Hear Me Now?

Activists are suing to find out whether Chicago police intercepted protesters' cell phone conversations. (Previously.)

Lowest Rated

24/7 Wall St. calls Illinois the worst-run state in the country based on its poor credit rating, unemployment, housing market, and decreasing population.

Suffering in the System

A Tribune investigation sheds light on abuse suffered by young people living in residential treatment centers run by the state and shares some of their stories.

Camera Mounted Police

Some Chicago cops will start wearing body cameras as part of a pilot program slated to begin within 60 days.

Garages Hacked

Customers' credit card information was compromised by a data breach affecting ten parking garages in Chicago.

Breaking the Silence

Two Chicagoans share their story of suing the Chicago Police Department after they were assaulted by two off-duty cops.

All of the Lights

Estimated crowds of over one million people packed Michigan Ave. Saturday for the Magnificent Mile Lights Festival and parade.

Chinatown Extortion Busts

Members of one of Chicago's Chinese gangs were arrested for extorting area restaurants. It's unclear whether there's any connection to the raids on Lao Sze Chuan and other restaurants owned by chef Tony Hu.

Saved from a Pancake

Two women and a dog were rescued from a collapsed apartment building in Washington Park that "pancaked" after a possible explosion.

Less Room in the Middle

The number of Chicagoans living in middle-class neighborhoods is steadily declining, with more people living in affluent or poor areas instead, writes Whet Moser.

Doing Good in the Neighborhood

Meet a few Chicagoans who are making a difference in the city.

Beyond the Numbers

While the number of homicides is decreasing citywide, it's holding steady or increasing in some neighborhoods . Photographer Carlos Ortiz shows the impact of this violence on Chicagoans.

Bad Cop, Bad Cop

Police Supt. Garry McCarthy is pushing for a cop who has been suspended seven times and arrested four times to finally be kicked off the force.

Best & Brightest

Chicago Magazine's selections for Chicagoans of the Year include the Jackie Robinson West Baseball Team, Latino activist Juan Andrade, Sister Rosemary Connelly, author Stuart Dybek, and nonprofit founder Amy Lehman.

No Return for Andersonville's Water Tower

Well, sort of. The iconic water tower of Andersonville will be replaced with a replica, as the original was too badly damaged last winter to be repaired. Instead, the old tank will be broken up into souvenirs by its owner, the Swedish American Museum.

Fighting for the Right to Go Topless

A Japanese woman is suing the City after she was fined for going topless at North Avenue Beach on Go Topless Day this summer. A judge charged her with public indecency last month so that she could challenge the city's ordinance in the name of equal gender rights.

Video is NSFW, obviously.

Chicago Innocence Project Tarnished

Alstory Simon is now free, after Cook County State's Attorney Anita Alvarez vacated charges against him in a 1982 murder case. Simon was convicted after confessing to investigators with the Chicago Innocence Project, but it was later determined that his conviction was coerced. It's another black eye for Northwestern and former professor David Protess; the organization's predecessor, the Medill Innocence Project, was shut down amid allegations of falsification and coercion.

Zombies in the Water

Zombies and other ghouls are floating around Lake Michigan after high waves sunk part of a haunted house barge floating near Navy Pier.

Otterly Important

Sure the elections just happened, but Chicago is in the international news for the rescued otter now living at the Shedd Aquarium.

Cleaning Crime Scenes

When violence or accidents cause blood to be spilled in public places, firefighters are called in for a "washdown," using copious amounts of water to wash it all away.

Only the Best

Newcity released its annual Best of Chicago issue, with shout-outs to Jackie Robinson West, the pizza and beer special at Simone's, and running through Rosehill Cemetery.

Ghost Story Busters

CuriousCity digs deeper into the local scary stories of Resurrection Mary and the "alley of death and mutilation."

Rappin' & Crackin'

The FBI arrested 29 people in Chicago and Indiana -- including members of a rap group called RACK Boyz -- for allegedly "cracking" credit cards.

Demolition Men

Inmates from Cook County jails on (unpaid) work release are helping cities tear down abandoned buildings in blighted areas.

Request for Comment

Sun-Times reporters are petitioning the newspaper's owners to open up about the circumstances surrounding political reporter Dave McKinney's resignation.

Citizen Cardinal

Chicago's new Archbishop Blase Cupich will forgo the church's $14.3 million Cardinal's Mansion, living in the rectory at Holy Name Cathedral instead.

Poor Taste, Poor Judgment

Yesterday, amid its own coverage of alleged serial killer in Darren Deon Vann, CBS2Chicago.com published an amateurish satirical article about a "severed body" being found under the Loop el tracks.

Not from Potbelly's

A Cook County Jail guard and three inmates and their wives and girlfriends were charged with smuggling marijuana and cigarettes in Jim Shoe sandwiches, which features a messy mixture of toppings and condiments they hoped would conceal the contraband.

The Great Chicago Myth

Residents of Lafayette, IN have long believed that former residents of Chicago's projects were the cause of increasing violent crime and drugs in the area. In a two-part investigative report, the Lafayette Journal-Courier shows that's just not true.

Making Up for Lost Time

After a year of covering the impact of false imprisonment on people who've been released from jail, Alison Flowers reflects on how the system could ever repay them.

Cartoons vs. Consent

The Sun-Times apologized for publishing a syndicated cartoon that said, "Love is... knowing that 'no' means 'maybe' and 'maybe' means 'yes.'"

Data of the Dead

Investigators are trying to identify some of Chicago's poorest residents who were buried by the thousands in a Dunning cemetery, and then forgotten, from the 1850s to the 1910s.

Full of Ideas

Chicago Ideas Week kicks off today, featuring events highlighting big-picture insights from speakers like Captain Richard Phillips, George Lucas, and Sean Combs.

Lewis Relinquishes Control of CTU

Karen Lewis has relinquished her duties as head of the Chicago Teachers Union. Lewis has been hospitalized since Sunday for undisclosed reasons; CTU Vice President Jesse Sharkey is filling in until Lewis recovers.

Marooned

Graduates of the University of Chicago came in second in a ranking of the least dateable alumni.

What a Home is Worth

WBEZ's Susie An tagged along with an appraiser to see how they determine a house's value.

Building Legal Bridges

The Chicago Law Bulletin profiles attorney Marta Almodovar of the Cook County Circuit Court's Mandatory Arbitration Center, a Polish-American who helped organize a judicial exchange between Cook County and Poland.

Rent-a-Bot

CNNMoney profiles Chicago libraries and their cutting-edge offerings, including 3D printers and robots.

"Lion of War" Apprehended

A 19-year-old Bolingbrook man was arrested by the FBI at O'Hare as he attempted to fly to the Middle East to join ISIS.

We Know Where You (Really) Live

Gawker shows where its readers think the "actual" borders of Chicago and other cities lie -- even if people living beyond them claim to be residents of the city. On the other hand, the map actually exorcizes huge chunks of the city and adds Oak Park...

List of Love

Lest we all forget, Buzzfeed helpfully assembled a list of "51 Reasons Living In Chicago Ruins You For Life."

Burge's Legacy

As former CPD Commander Jon Burge is released from federal prison, torture victims and some aldermen are calling on City Hall to create a fund to pay reparations to victims.

Forgiving Words

Writers are sharing their stories of forgiveness during the Jewish days of repentance as part of a special series on Oy!Chicago.

Living Below the Line

11 percent of Chicago residents earn less than $12,000 a year for a family of four -- less than half of the federal poverty level -- according to the Chicago Reporter.

What's the Big Idea?

RedEye is searching for the Chicagoan with The Big Idea through an online contest offering mentorship, advertising, and more to the winner.

Crime Seen

New York Magazine profiles Tribune overnight crime reporter Peter Nickeas and his mission to tell a more complete story of violence in the city.

Arson Shuts Down ORD & MDW

The skies above Chicago were eerily quiet this morning after an intentional fire at an Aurora radar facility closed O'Hare and Midway to flights for several hours. Flights have resumed at a "reduced rate."

RIP Sheldon Patinkin

Improv pioneer Sheldon Patinkin, who was a mentor to many comedians and a member of the group that spawned The Second City, died Sunday.

Our Kind of Mess

Despite rating the city as one of the worst when it comes to crime and taxes, two-thirds of residents would stay in the Chicagoland area even if money was no object.

The Auctioned Life

A wide range of items from Ray Bradbury's estate are now up for auction, including pieces from his art collection and the cups and balls magic trick he said inspired him to be a writer.

Economic Flat Line

Median income in Illinois has not increased since 2008.

Whose Bones are These?

Someone in Minnesota sent two sets of human bones to the Japanese Embassy in Chicago.

Dangerous Perceptions

A majority of Americans think Chicago is unsafe, according to a YouGov poll which found more Americans think the city is unsafe than any other city in the U.S.

A Home for Every Vet

Mayor Emanuel announced a plan to end homelessness among veterans by 2015.

Walk the Skyline

Acrobat Nik Wallenda wants to walk across the Chicago River on a tightrope suspended 50 stories up, at night and without a net, in November.

"The African-American Burge"

That's how the lawyer tracking the offenses of Commander Glenn Evans describes the officer recently charged with excessive force after allegedly sticking his gun in the mouth of a suspect.

Soul Searching

Washington Post reporter Lonnae O'Neal Parker returned to the South Side of her youth to see whether it had become as violent as it seems in the headlines.

Indie Office Chairs

Furniture company Herman Miller is using Chicago-based design platform Unbranded Designs to find furniture fitting the mobile offices of the future.

Greening the Rails

An unused rail line in Englewood may be turned into an elevated park similar to The 606 on the North Side. See also "The Area," Gapers Block's award-winning short documentary about the Englewood neighborhood of the same name that's being demolished to make room for a new rail yard.

Welcome Home

Chicago ranked as the top destination for people to relocate to in a study of moving company United Van Lines' customers.

Prank it Your Way

After Burger King mistakenly listed the phone number of a local man as the contact for one of its branches, he pranked anyone who called trying to get a hold of BK.

Ink from the City of Wind

TimeOut collected pictures of some of the best and worst Chicago-inspired tattoos.

Droning On

While photographers have captured some compelling images by flying drones above the skyline, it's still unclear whether they're breaking the law in the process.

Top Hardware

Ted Allen reflects on Clark-Devon Hardware as a quintessential neighborhood hardware store, where the service is brusque but you always find what you need. [via]

Charting the Skyline

While Crain's wonders whether there's a boom of office building construction in the Loop, the Tribune shows how building activity rose and fell from the 1850's until today.

Covering Violence

Crime coverage in Chicago may actually be too good reflects Kari Lydersen, while Justin Glawe shows what it was like for two Sun-Times journalists as they covered the violent Fourth of July weekend.

Bleeding Cubbie Blue

A woman fell four stories while trying to jump from one rooftop deck to another during Friday's Cubs game. Amazingly, she only broke her hip.

Waste Nothing

A salvage operation based on the South Side helps give new life to the bricks, timbers, and materials of Chicago's past.

Church Debris Kills Woman

A piece of stonework fell from the Second Presbyterian Church in the South Loop and killed a young mother of two as she walked by with her boyfriend.

Behind Boundaries

A man suspected of being a bank robber dubbed the "No Boundaries Bandit" by the FBI is facing charges for holding up a bank on the Southwest Side and 13 others.

Hacking for Good

From cracking open ATMs to find vulnerabilities to making mounds of public data digestible, civic-minded hackers use technological know-how to help their community.

Blue Eyes

CPD is considering a trial of body cameras attached to officers.

Tragedy in Context

The number of murders between January and August fell to its lowest point in over 50 years, although there are a higher number of gunshot victims in the city.

Another Celebration for JRW

Following the well-deserved fanfare for Jackie Robinson West's win at the Little League National Championships, one player and his family will be receiving free housing for one year courtesy of a funeral home after it was revealed that they are homeless.

Water Wars

The City is filing for a restraining order against the scandal-plagued suburb of Harvey to keep it from collecting water fees because the town owes the city over $20 million.

A Not-Legal Approach

A police commander praised for his "no-nonsense approach" has been stripped of his police powers for allegedly placing his gun in a suspect's mouth.

Police Shootings Protests

Hundreds of people protested Wednesday in response to the police-involved shooting of Roshad McIntosh, while some family members of Desean Pittman, another young man killed by police, are facing jail time after clashing with police at a memorial service.

Chicago-born ISIS Fighter Killed

Douglas McAuthur McCain, who grew up in the Robert Taylor Homes before moving to Minnesota in his teens, was killed in Syria while apparently fighting for the Islamic State.

Questioning Police Shootings

Protests sparked by the killing of Michael Brown by a police officer in Ferguson, Mo. are inspiring increased scrutiny of police-involved shootings here in Chicago.

Cougar Town

New regulations would take away the right of Illinoisans to kill wild carnivores on sight, although people can still defend themselves against dangerous wildlife.

So. Hot.

You asked for it. The heat index might reach up to 110 degrees in some areas of Chicago today.

Love Unlocked

Couples trying to mark their love by fastening a lock on a bridge in Chicago like they do in Paris usually find their symbols are snipped off by the City.

I'm Famous Online

SocialCon is bringing dozens of stars from YouTube, Vine, Instagram, and other platforms to Rosemont so kids can pay to see their favorite social media stars in person.

War of Words

WGN found a threatening reference to Chicago among the digital chatter by supporters of the extremist Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS).

Race and River North

A River North bar with predominately black clientele was recently tagged with racist graffiti, while its owners are considering a discrimination lawsuit against the City.

Convicted in Sentencing

A drug dealer who wasn't convicted of murder may end up serving time for it when he's sentenced for a different crime, according to the Reader's Mick Dumke.

Birthplace of Billionaires

More billionaires are born in Chicago than in any other U.S. city except New York, according to research; it helps if your last name is Pritzker.

Remembering Every Victim

The Sun-Times' Michael Lansu opens up about his work chronicling Chicago's violence for the Sun-Times' Homicide Watch blog.

Less Super

The Chicago Housing Authority is decreasing the value of its "super vouchers" after receiving criticism for helping low-income recipients live in expensive apartments downtown.

Quiet Skies

The rare appearance of fog in August forced organizers to cancel the Air and Water Show on Sunday.

Above the Skyline

DNAinfo's Jackie Kostek climbed into the cockpit to capture a pilots-eye view of the city.

Stolen Jewels

The parent company of Jewel-Osco said hackers may have stolen customers' credit card information.

Where the Guns are Out of Sight

The Sun-Times mapped concealed carry permits county by county; Cook has the 96th fewest out of 102.

More for the Dogs (and Cats)

Officials announced an $8.2 million overhaul of the city's Animal Care and Control facility amid ongoing investigations into claims of inhumane treatment of animals by the agency.

Digital Pirates

Hackers may have stolen Chicago Yacht Club members' credit and debit card information.

Crime and Neighborhoods

While crime is trending down citywide, factors like families, wealth, housing, and immigration may provide insights into whether crime in a neighborhood is likely to go up.

Goo Gone

Alleged patriarch of the Gangster Disciples Johnny "Goo" Herndon and more than 30 others were arrested for their roles in heroin and crack dealing operations on the West Side.

Violence Beyond the Numbers

Columbia Journalism Review takes a look at coverage of violence in Chicago, including efforts to tell stories beyond crime scene photos and murder statistics.

Red Hot Humboldt

Redfin listed Humboldt Park as one of America's "red hot" neighborhoods due to rapidly-rising prices for homes in the area.

Terrorizing the Suburbs

A 19-year-old suburban woman was kicked off a Metra train at the so very scary Jefferson Park station at 11pm recently because she didn't have enough money for a ticket home. While that's apparently against Metra policy, NBC 5 felt the need to cite Chicago's "violent summer" to somehow make this seem like a dangerous situation.

Back on the Beat

150 cops who usually do administrative work are heading into the streets to help patrol high-crime areas on the South and West sides.

Their Chicago

Fifth-graders from the South Shore wrote an op-ed for the Tribune, partially addressed to the media, saying "This isn't Chi-raq. This is home." [via]

Printing Paper

Spinning off the Tribune and other newspapers into Tribune Publishing may allow the company to dedicate more resources to them as they try and find their way in a digital media environment.

Bringing the Ebola Outbreak Home

A Chicago family is visiting relatives in Liberia amid the Ebola outbreak. Chicago's hospitals are preparing for potential patients, and O'Hare is scanning international passengers for the virus, just as they did in 1995.

Father & Son Killed Days Apart

Samuel Walker Sr., a member of the Vice Lords gang, was shot and killed yesterday morning in Homboldt Park, less than a week after his 13-year-old son, Samuel Walker Jr., was shot and killed.

Badge Behavior

CPD did nothing in response to dozens of citizen complaints filed against two cops who were eventually convicted of major crimes.

Nothing to See Here

City Council gave the responsibility of campaign finance oversight to a city agency that didn't want the job.

A New Tribune

The Tribune is launching a new, more mobile-friendly website on Friday.

Chicago Tribune - NGUX Tour from Tribune Creative Services on Vimeo.

Busting the Outfit

Charges filed against a crew with suspected mafia ties show how the FBI tracked the group and eventually arrested them for crimes including home invasions, armed robberies, burglaries, arson, insurance fraud, and prostitution.

We're So Chicago

Many Chicagoans are taking to social media to share what makes them "so Chicago."

George Lucas Announces Architects For Lakefront Museum

George Lucas selected two world-renowned architects, Chicago's Jeanne Gang and China's Ma Yansong, to design the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art on Northerly Island.

Guns and Butter

While the connection between health and housing issues and crime has been well documented, studies are taking a closer look at why their effects differ between neighboring communities.

The Other Museum Campus

The DuSable Museum of African American History, Museum of Science and Industry, the University of Chicago's museums and others have joined forces to create the Museum Campus South.

How's My Policing?

The Chicago Police Department is asking for feedback on officers' interactions with residents.

Postal Workers Hate Staples

Postal Union members protested outside the Staples at Wabash and Washington over a deal that allows Staples to offer USPS services.

Protective Custody

A man suffering from schizophrenia gouged out one of his own eyes while detained in southern California for a parole violation, and attempted to gouge out the other after he was transferred to Cook County Jail. He's been outfitted with a hockey mask and mittens to prevent further self-harm while in custody.

Stick to "Your Honor"

A man who swore at a Cook County judge was sentenced to 30 days in jail.

The Wire

A City employee disarmed security systems overnight at a facility where 4,000 pounds of copper wire worth $21,800 was stolen, according to the inspector general.

"Rosa Parks, Move"

A Rogers Park man was charged with a hate crime after allegedly spitting on and slapping Circuit Court Judge Arnette Hubbard, a 79-year-old civil rights pioneer, because she was smoking too close to him, allegedly calling her "Rosa Parks" during the altercation.

Gone Phishing

Chicagoans whose identities are stolen are also among the biggest victims of having their data used for online purchases as well.

Unaccompanied Minors

The Archdiocese of Chicago is seeking federal approval to temporarily house children who entered the country illegally without an adult.

Leave Frank Out of It

I agree with Deadspin, this really is one of the worst ledes on a story about Chicago's violence so far -- though some of theirs are pretty bad, too.

Pain in Perspective

While Chicago has been among the top three U.S. cities with the most murders since 1985, its murder rate on a per-person basis is nowhere near the highest.

Red Light Heat Map

A map using CPD data shows the hot spots for prostitution in the city. [via]

Hashtag Solutions

Activists and residents are sharing ideas of how to curb violence in Chicago by posting to Twitter with #FixingChicago.

Forgive and Lift Up

An anti-violence activist is mentoring a gunman who shot at him.

Accidentally Imprisoned

A man visiting his son in Cook County Jail was trapped in the visitor's room for around 30 hours.

There's More Crime in the Dark

Crime goes up when all the streetlights on a block go out, according to a study commissioned by the City.

No Holiday from Violence

Over 60 people were shot and nine were killed over the 4th of July weekend.

Shrinking Middle Class

The wealth gap in Chicago is widening faster than anywhere in the state or in the U.S. generally, with the top 5 percent taking home over 25% of income paid to Chicagoans.

Dark & Stormy

170,000 people were without power and passengers on their way to O'Hare abandoned their cars to walk alongside the expressway Tuesday morning after a storm with hurricane-like winds caused flooding and damaged power lines.

Trash Talk

New rules for dumpsters passed by City Council are the latest example of how ordinances are passed with minimal oversight, writes Mick Dumke in the Reader.

Montrose Beach Shootings

Two women were shot near Montrose Beach Sunday night; photographer Todd Diedrich captured the scene around one of the victims.

Sign of the Times

Criticism of Trump Tower's "TRUMP" stamp has City Hall considering a ban of any similar signs on the riverwalk.

The Color of Cook County

Cook County continues to have the largest African American population in the country.

Gun on Bus: Two Outcomes

Two guns were found on CTA buses yesterday. One was discovered by the driver as he broke up a fight; at least one of the young men involved was arrested. In a separate incident, a passenger found a small gun left on a seat, and accidentally shot another passenger in the leg.

Number One at the Pump

With an estimated average of $4.15 per gallon for regular gasoline, Chicago's gas prices may be the highest in the nation.

Crowdsourcing Charity

Inspired by a Northwestern philanthropy course profiled in the New York Times, Bill Gates asked his Twitter followers how they would give away $50,000. What would you do?

Return of the Flash Mobs

Over a dozen people are suspected of running out with at least $5,000 worth of merchandise from a South Side store.

Staying the Course

Jenn Gibbons, the woman who went all the way around Lake Michigan on a rowboat to raise money for charity, plans to circumnavigate the lake once again, this time with fellow fundraisers, on bikes. (Read our profile of Gibbons and Recovery on Water from 2010.)

No Quotas

You know how police always deny having a quota on tickets? Now it's really true in Illinois; Gov. Quinn just signed a bill banning them.

A Big Bust

More than two dozen gang members were arrested for their connection to a heroin and crack trafficking operation on the West Side.

The Best in the Land

Women & Children First is one of WhereTraveler's 10 best independent bookstores in the country.

The New Asylums

Reporting on untreated mental illness across the country, 60 Minutes visited Cook County Jail, referring to it as the "largest mental institution in the United States."

Not Worth Stealing

A robber allegedly held a man at gunpoint and demanded his possessions, but gave the victim his cellphone back because it wasn't an iPhone or better phone worth taking.

Problems with Pronouns

After University of Chicago students accused Dan Savage of a hate crime for referring to a transsexual person as "it" in conversation refusing to stop using the word "tranny" in an academic setting, he shares his side of the story and reflects on the nature of language in universities today.

Ignoring Street Fest Suggestions

Fewer people are paying the suggested donation before heading into street festivals across the city.

Purloining Pickles & Packing Peanuts

Four suspects were caught breaking into train cars containing pickles and packing peanuts yesterday.

The Stinky Bandit

A man is stealing cologne from stores in the Loop.

Something Old, Something New

Same-sex couples can now get married anywhere in Illinois.

Cash Drop

You heard about the mystery person hiding cash around San Francisco, right? Well, now there's a Chicago copycat. Follow @HiddencashChi to join the chase.

Unfortunate Irony

An NPR reporter's interview with Englewood residents about their work promoting the neighborhood's positive side was interrupted by a man shooting at a van with a semi-automatic rifle. [via]

The Gyroscopic Menace

City Council is considering a bill to limit the number of Segways allowed on tours to eight.

Don't Upskirt

There's already a state law against it, but City Council just passed an ordinance making upskirting -- taking photos up women's skirts -- punishable by a $500 fine.

Justice for Jurich & McShane

Four years after beating Stacy Jurich and Natasha McShane with a bat and one year after pleading guilty, Heriberto Viramontes was sentenced to 90 years in prison, and must serve at least 85 percent of the sentence before being eligible for parole.

Battling Blight

The City received over $169 million from the federal government to deal with vacant properties, but as the money was spent on projects all over the map, it's unclear if it made any impact on blighted areas.

No Kids at the NRA Show

A woman was ejected from the National Restaurant Association convention at MCCormick Place for bringing her 10-day-old infant into the show, violating their rule against children under 16.

Putting Everything On the Table

Conversations about the future of Chicago are taking place all across the city today as part of the Chicago Community Trust's "On the Table," including a session on community news and citizen journalism hosted by GB.

Off the Bench

A Cook County judge previously found not guilty of assaulting a deputy because she used the insanity defense was removed from the bench by a panel of judges.

Buzzing the South Side

Some South Side residents are upset that a new flight path heading towards Midway Airport is leading hundreds of planes to fly closer to their homes as they land.

Google Bots IRL

A fleet of 500 Finch Robots will be available to anyone with a library card after Google Chicago donated the programmable robots to the Chicago Public Library.

C-Suite Not Sweet on Illinois

A survey of CEOs ranked Illinois as the third worst state to do business behind New York and California.

High Hospitality

A Calumet Park man is under arrest after feeding a woman and her 1-year-old son chocolate cake laced with marijuana.

The Send-Off

In Chicago's African-American community there's a growing tradition of friends and family coming together for a pre-prom party before young gussied up couples head off to the big dance.

"A Love Like Coffee"

Mothers from across the city tell the Chicago Reporter what motherhood means to them ahead of Mother's Day this weekend.

Global Grandparents

A "Speaking Exchange" program uses video chats to connect students learning English in Brazil with senior citizens at a nursing home here in the U.S.

The Ivory Third Coast

ABC7 tracks the illicit ivory trade as it passes through Chicago on its way to the rest of the world.

Snail Mail Fail

People all over the city are having problems getting their mail delivered, possibly due to a high amount of turnover at the U.S. Postal Service.

Running Out of Juice

While Chicago's electric vehicle-charging network was planned to be one of the largest and fastest-charging in the country, many of the stations in the area are out of order thanks to lawsuits and investigations by the FBI.

Plunging from Above

Dozens of people including RedEye's Leonor Vivanco rappelled down from the 27th story of the Wit Hotel for the Skyline Plunge fundraiser.

End of the Lineups

The Chicago Police Department is cutting back its use of lineups to save time and money, and will ask witnesses to identify suspects in photos instead.

The Separate City

While L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling's racist comments and history of racial discrimination lawsuits ignited a media firestorm, Whet Moser reflects on Chicago's own legacy of racial segregation.

Deadly Wrong-Way on the Drive

A wrong-way drunk driver collided head-on with a taxi on Lake Shore Drive early Sunday morning, killing one of the cab's passengers and injuring three others.

Lady Titans

Robert Feder singles out the 20 most powerful women in Chicago's media industry, with Tribune managing editor Jane Hirt taking the top spot.

"Journey to Freedom"

Amer Ahmad, the former City comptroller who fled to Pakistan in an attempt to avoid prosecution for corruption at his previous job as Ohio deputy state treasurer, kept a journal of his escape.

Where Shootings Happen

The Sun-Times compares areas where shootings took place last month with the entire city using demographic data, showing there's more poverty and unemployment in areas affected by violence, but fewer college degrees.

Crowdsourcing History

When the University of Chicago posted online asking for help translating mysterious notes written on a copy of Homer's "Odyssey" from the 1500s, people from all over the world came together to help crack the code.

Amer Ahmad Arrested Abroad

Mayor Emanuel's former city comptroller Amer Ahmad was arrested in Pakistan with a fake passport and a large amount of cash, days after a warrant for his arrest was issued for violating bail while awaiting sentencing for corruption charges.

Another Push for Pot

While medicinal marijuana is still rolling out across Illinois, four Chicago-area politicians are advocating a complete decriminalization of pot in the state.

Step Outside to E-Smoke

The citywide ban on smoking e-cigarettes in public places indoors goes into effect today.

Silk Road to Ruin

A Dutch man pleaded guilty to selling large amounts of MDMA, ecstasy, and cocaine using the Silk Road online marketplace after he was charged with federal drug crimes in Chicago.

Recycle Bin for the Whole Computer

It's technically illegal to throw away old computers and other electronics, and since it's Earth Day you might as well drop them off somewhere where they'll be recycled.

Feds Join the Fray

The U.S. Attorney's new Violent Crimes section will use drug, gun, extortion, and money laundering laws to go after groups responsible for violence in Chicago.

Deadly Easter Weekend

At least nine people died and 32 were wounded in gun violence this weekend, including two police officers dead in an apparent murder-suicide.

Strong Arm of the Law

Two police officers are being praised as heroes after they spotted a house on fire while on patrol on the Far South Side and convinced two boys trapped inside to jump from a second-floor window and into their arms.

Bank Robber Blues

While the man suspected of being the Benchwarmer Bandit was charged for one of six bank robberies police think he committed, another bank robber is relieved to be returning to prison after spending most of his adult life there.

Placing Their Bets

Groups on both sides of the issue weighed in on whether Chicago should be the home of a state-run casino at a public hearing today.

Everyday Heroes

Window washers at Lurie Children's Hospital don superhero costumes before swinging by patients' windows, bringing a little more light to their hospital rooms. [via]

Watching the Watchmen

After three Chicago police officers were caught lying under oath, opinions differ over how widespread a problem perjury by police officers represents.

Central Standard: On Education

The team behind GB's The Grid has teamed up with WTTW for a nine-week web series about education in the Chicago region. The first video in the series introduces the five middle school students who will be followed while they wrestle with the transition to high school.

Sue in Space

Microbes collected from the Field Museum's Sue the T. rex will be launched into orbit and studied on the International Space Station.

Off the Bench

The "Benchwarmer Bandit" is suspected of robbing a fifth bank Tuesday morning.

Focusing on Fuzzy Math

Chicago Magazine takes an in-depth look at whether CPD's claims of a dramatic drop in crime over the past three years are accurate or if they're reclassifying cases so the numbers look better.

Billy Cub Clobbers Fan

Patrick Weier, one of the guys behind the unofficial Cubs mascot Billy Cub, got in a fight Saturday with a patron at John Barleycorn who removed his head. Weier says he was provoked.

A Positive Milestone

The number of murders during the first three months of this year was the lowest since 1958, according to CPD.

Put Away That Gun

William P. O'Connell was the first Illinoisan to have his concealed carry permit revoked after he pulled his gun during a property dispute.

Charity for Nonbelievers

Giving nonreligious people ways to give back like those offered by religious institutions is a major goal of the Foundation Beyond Belief convention coming to Chicago.

Where's the Late Crown?

It may not surprise you to learn that 911 calls are answered about three times slower in parts of the South Side than those on the North Side, according to a Sun-Times analysis.

Asleep at the Wheel

"We've all dozed off driving a train [or a car]," said Robert Kelly, president of Amalgamated Transit Union Local 308, in defense of the CTA driver who crashed a Blue Line train into the escalator at O'Hare earlier this week. The driver worked 69 hours last week in on-call shifts with no set schedule, Kelly said.

Litigating Tragedy

A Chicago-based law firm will be representing family members of the passengers of the missing Malaysia Airlines flight in a lawsuit against Boeing and the airlines, alleging the plane crashed because of a mechanical failure.

Stock Up On Anecdotes

Buzzfeed thinks you probably don't know these 50 things about Chicago, including spray paint was invented here in 1949, Western Avenue is the longest continuous street in the world, and the first automobile race in the U.S. was held here in 1895.

Want to See a Trainwreck?

The first negligence lawsuits have been filed by two passengers in Monday's CTA Blue Line derailment, and as a fun bonus, video of the crash has emerged.

Breaking the Silence

Federal investigators are bringing new charges against a man who allegedly killed an off-duty Chicago cop back in 2008 and intimidated all the witnesses into not testifying against him.

When Westboro Came to Town

Yesterday's death of former Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps brought to mind the protest-happy group's past trips to Chicago, most recently visits to University of Chicago, UIC and downtown, and to several synagogues.

Once Again Seeking Refuge

Elvira Arellano, the undocumented immigrant who took refuge in a local church, igniting a fierce debate over deportation of parents of American-born children, is seeking refugee status in the US after allegedly receiving kidnapping threats for her human rights activism in Mexico.

Avoid Lake Shore Drive

Yesterday's standoff on Lake Shore Drive led to chaos on the streets as motorists found ways to get off the road. A fire at Hollywood and Kenmore this morning closed the Hollywood entrance to the Drive during rush hour.

Green-shirted Men Fighting on the Street

Crime in Wrigleyville + Boystown compiled the fury unleashed by St. Patrick's Day revelers on Wrigleyville over the weekend.

Brown's Chicken Killer Wins Case

One of the men convicted in the Brown's Chicken Massacre case just won a civil rights lawsuit against the state. James Degorski was awarded $451,000 in compensation for a beating he received from a Cook County Sheriff's deputy as he entered prison to serve his life sentence.

A Family Band of Thieves

A suburban Chicago family is accused of shoplifting more than $4.2 million dollars worth of goods from stores around the country and selling them on eBay.

Keys to Chicago

CNN's interview with GB alum Britt Julious on must-know Chicago facts touches on jibaritos, the names of places, and gym shoes.

City of Big Tippers

Chicagoans tip more often than residents of any other major American city according to Square, leaving an average gratuity of 16.8% of the bill.

Hair Club for Also-rans

Oscar nominees who fail to get a golden statue may lose hope, but at least they can get some hair back using a voucher for free hair transplants from a Chicago surgeon.

Meth Lab Suspect Also A Fan of Breaking Bad

A 21-year-old man is facing charges for a methamphetamine lab for the second time in less than one year, but that's not the best part. The suspect appears in his booking photo wearing a Los Pollos Hermanos t-shirt, representing the fictional fast-food chain created on the television show "Breaking Bad."

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Public Enemy #1

The head of the DEA wants Sinaloa cartel boss Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman to stand trial here for drug trafficking.

Throwing Snowballs: Now A Felony?

A 13-year-old boy was arrested and charged with a felony for allegedly throwing a snowball at a police officer on Wednesday. The unnamed boy claims the snowball hit the vehicle, not the officer, but the eighth-grader is still facing juvenile court and a five day school suspension.

The Wait is Over

Gay couples can get married in Cook County as early as Saturday, following a ruling issued by a federal judge today.

Sickos in the Patch

If you live near Western and Chicago, keep your eye out for twisted sadists trying to light stray cats on fire.

Docs' Dumb Endorsement

Doctors in the University of Illinois Hospitals' Chicago surgical department is under scrutiny after endorsing a surgical robot in a NYTimes advertisement. Some of the doctors failed to report compensation from the company running the ad, violating U of I's code of ethics.

Ice Cold Flow

A time lapse video taken by photographer Albert Bartkus from a balcony along the Chicago River provides a unique glimpse of the ice as it breaks and flows away. [via]

Reading, Writing, Manufacturing

The Walt Disney Magnet School is planning to build a lab of 3D printers for its students.

Minority Report?

CPD says its computer-generated "heat list" identifies the people most likely to be involved in a violent crime, but is it just racial profiling?

Wet Bandits

Two men are accused of flooding part of the Trump Tower with thousands of gallons of dirty water and causing over $700,000 in damages, apparently after they were denied service by bartenders at the bar there.

Scrapers Break Sheriff's Website

Sites that use scraper code to grab mugshots off police websites (so they can post them on their own sites and charge people to have them removed) have brought the Cook County Sheriff's website to its knees in recent weeks. The "inmate locator" section of the site now sports a captcha to fend off the bots.

Shrinking Fourth Estate

With Chicago Magazine's ranking of the 100 most powerful Chicagoans barely including any members of the city's media, Robert Feder asks if the influence of local media personalities really is that small.

UIC Profs on Strike

For the first time in the university's history, faculty at UIC plan to walk out of classes Tuesday as part of a two-day strike.

Rare Number of Shootings

The Chicago police released the official tally for the number of shootings in the city last weekend: zero. (For the record, the Chicago police do not typically include self-inflicted gunshot victims in their count.)

Thundersnow's Revenge

Everyone's favorite hybrid precipitation returned today- which you're well aware of if you're stuck in the whiteout conditions that settled in around rush hour.

Talking Chicago

Spanish, Polish, and Chinese are the most common languages other than English in Chicago, and CBS takes a look at where in the city you're most likely to hear foreign tongues.

Good Guy Valentine

Bartender Peter Vitale handed out meals and Valentine's Day gifts to some of the people in need he said he sees on a daily basis.

Foodie Firing Backlash

Over 60,000 people signed a petition calling on Whole Foods to reinstate the Chicago woman who was fired for missing a day of work when her child's school was cancelled.

Love Doesn't Always Stink

The Reader sets aside its usual anti-Valentine's Day snark to profile four "outstanding" Chicago power couples.

Love is in the Air

Chicago ranked as the most romantic American city (and the Hyatt Regency as the second most romantic hotel) in an obviously sound, scientific survey of Priceline.com users.

Ex-Cop's Plan for a Torture Chamber

The former Chicago cop who had plans to kidnap and mutilate his victim's genitals in order to seize a strip club also had plans to create a torture chamber. The cop's partner who assisted in creating the space said the chamber would "make Stalin proud." Steve Mandell's trial began on Tuesday.

Chicago Offers Cold Weather Advice to the South

A vicious winter blast is scheduled to hit many states in the Southeast today, so Chicago is offering some advice to those in the south less familiar with the full spectrum of winter weather.

"Get Well Soon" Writ Large

Someone carved a thoughtful message in the snow visible from several of the hospital rooms inside Rush University Medical Center: "Hi Mom, God Bless U!"

Campus Shutdown

All of the local campuses of DeVry University were closed today after the school received a threatening email.

It's Not Just You

This is officially the coldest Chicago winter in three decades.

Fire on the Table

An ABC7 investigation looks into recent cases of patients getting burned during surgery when the oxygen being pumped into them suddenly ignites.

The No-Smoking Wars

While CVS announced they would stop selling any tobacco products, Walgreens hasn't rolled out similar plans- yet- but plans on launching a free online smoking cessation program instead.

Where the Well-Heeled Walk

If you get tired of slip-sliding your way through neighborhood sidewalks, take a trip down to the Loop where the heated concrete keeps the ice away.

A Rumble from Down Under

Mysterious vibrations are rattling many Hyde Park residents who want to know what's causing them, with theories ranging from pipes, to construction, to secret experiments conducted by the University of Chicago underground.

Christie Visits The Windy City

Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey will be visiting Chicago on Feb. 11 for a Republican Governors Association fundraising event. He will also be giving a speech to The Economic Club of Chicago. His visit is scheduled in the midst of the George Washington Bridge scandal, upon which the RGA has remained neutral.

Pesky Predictions

The groundhog Punxsutawney Phil and meteorologists agree: six more weeks of winter in Chicago.

A Positive Dooring

A fast-thinking woman trapped a would-be carjacker by closing the garage door after giving up the keys to her SUV.

An End to the Vanecko Saga

Former Mayor Daley's nephew Richard Vanecko will serve 60 days in jail after pleading guilty to involuntary manslaughter for the 2004 death of David Koschman, who died after Vanecko hit him during a drunken fight.

Watch and Learn, Atlanta

Four to eight inches of snow are forecast for this weekend. Good thing you never put your boots away.

In the Red

Supplies at Chicago's blood banks are running low, with polar vortexes and record cold causing blood drives to be cancelled and donors to stay at home. You can find places to give blood through the American Red Cross' website.

Revenge Porn Hated & Now Soon-To-Be Banned

After Chicago said "hell no" to revenge porn kingpin Hunter Moore, a ban on revenge porn was introduced to Illinois legislature. The proposal would make it illegal for post revenge porn on the Internet without consent.

Leaks CPD Style

Chicago's Fraternal Order of Police wants Google to tell them who posted one of their board meetings to YouTube, using audio recorded secretly during the event.

A Real Weather Roller Coaster

Maybe it's just the cold, but this look back at the Chicago blizzard of 1967 makes me feel nostalgic for snowier (but warmer) days.

Scanners

From amateur photographers to crime watchers, Chicagoans tuning in to CPD's scanner radio frequency keep tabs on the police as they fight crime across the city.

20 Million Passengers Traveled Through Midway Airport in 2013

A record 20 million passengers traveled through Midway last year, an increase of 5 percent from 2012. O'Hare's passenger traffic grew only slightly.

Hot Tips

TV reporters are no strangers to standing outside in ridiculous weather, and their helpful strategies include everything from battery-powered socks to ninja suits.

Gang Members Need Not Apply?

The Cook County Sheriff's Office is objecting to an application for a concealed carry permit filed by someone they say is a leader of the Latin Kings gang.

Catching More Murderers

Last year, CPD solved its highest percentage of murder cases since 2009, improving on 2012's record-low clearance rate.

Be Nicer to Your Gators

The woman who left an alligator at O'Hare Airport is facing misdemeanor charges of animal cruelty and reckless conduct.

A Fearless Teacher

Chicago native Lexie Kamerman was educating young women in Afghanistan when she was killed during a Taliban-led attack on a restaurant in Kabul on Friday.

Should Unions Get Their Dues?

A suit filed by Chicago-area in-home care providers will get its day in the U.S. Supreme Court, where justices will decide whether the healthcare workers can be required to pay union dues.

Conceding to Robbers No Longer Guarantees Safety

Even after handing over his cell phone to two robbers, Kevin Baker was shot Thursday afternoon while walking home from school. The 19-year-old Harold Washington College freshman died Saturday.

Not So Untouchable

Two aldermen announced that they oppose the renaming of ATF headquarters after crime-fighter Eliot Ness. Jonathan Eig notes that Ness didn't actually bother Capone much, despite the film depiction.

Ex-Cop Kidnaps to Seize Strip Club

In the ongoing pre-trial announcements about ex-cop Steven Mandell, new details emerged that Mandell planned to kill two targets in order to take over their lucrative strip club. The Chicago Tribune had created a timeline of the "Steven Mandell Saga" that will now continue to grow.

NATO 3 Head Towards Trial

With the trial of the NATO 3 set to begin next week, prosecutors dropped four of the 11 counts against them, although they still face terrorism-related charges for allegedly planning attacks during the 2012 NATO Summit.

Shining Light on the Darkness

The Archdiocese of Chicago is handing over thousands of pages documenting sex abuse allegations against clergy to attorneys representing the victims.

Idiot-Proof Locks

A would-be robber broke the lock on a Wicker Park bar, but couldn't pull the door open to get in- despite the sticker marked "PUSH" on the outside.

Old Man v. Winter

Police responding to reports of shots fired in the west suburbs found an elderly man was shooting the icicles hanging from the roof of his house to knock them off.

A Reversal of Fortune

The Atlantic looks at the modern-day costs of reversing the Chicago river.

Silver-Lined Pipes

When the pipes froze in a Chicago couple's house, they found a wedding ring lost years before while repairing them. [via]

Shorts Weather

As soon as the temperature gets above freezing, people take their pants off and take a ride on the Red Line.

Top Dogs

Labrador retrievers are the most popular dogs on the North Side, while South Siders prefer pit bulls, according to a look at registered pets by DNAInfo.

Cutting Threads

Threadless laid off more than a quarter of its staff and closed its Lakeview store. [via]

Too Many Weathers

So the arctic cold is gone and the snow is melting, but that water and rain together means potential flooding across the city, or at least in that one spot where you have to cross the street.

Strong Tech Turnout at CES

A music maker, custom pinball machines, and smartphone-controlled blinds are among Chicago's contributions to the International Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas.

Dibs Destroyer

A Humboldt Park woman shoveled her entire block to stop people from claiming "dibs" on street parking spots they cleared of snow.

Snow Removal Complaints Piling Up

If your street is still covered in snow, you're not alone. According to the Sun-Times, city aldermen have been receiving hundreds of side-street snow removal complaints this week. Streets and Sanitation Commissioner Charles Williams said he's limiting salt use to manage the city's supply.

Gruesome Ex-Cops' Kidnapping Plan

Two former Chicago cops were caught boasting on a tape about plans to mutilate a kidnapping victim's genitals. Moments before their kidnapping attempt, the two were arrested. Last year one of them was also accused of planning to extort and murder a local strip club owner.

Facebook Flare Up

Neighbors' complaints on Facebook about a woman leaving her dogs outside in this week's cold weather escalated to tickets, police visits, and eventually a Cook County commissioner calling her an "asshat."

A Few of our Least Favorite Things

Losing your dibs, extra-corrupt politicians, and festival season made Buzzfeed's list of things only Chicagoans are scared of.

New Police Torture Allegations

In his first public interview, a Chicago man shed light on his claims that CPD officers beat him and sodomized him with a gun until he agreed to be a drug informant. He was working on a documentary about the Jon Burge torture scandal at the time.

Big Booty Dreams

A Chicago woman thinks her 7-foot diameter butt is the biggest one on Earth. [via]

A Lesson in Legal Action

The dispute (previously) between Chicago State University and a faculty-run blog critical of university administrators continues, with the school now demanding the site change its domain name.

Record Few Fire Fatalities

Only 16 people lost their lives in fires in Chicago last year -- fewer than ever before in the recorded history of the city.

A Real Shitstorm

Some intrepid workers braved the snow, but no one can work through the torrent of sewage that rained down in the Leo Burnett building downtown. UPDATE: Leo Burnett claims it was only water and dust.

Never too Cold for a Cold One

While the bitter cold seemed to keep people from shopping or ice skating outside, things stayed busy at bars and breweries across Chicago as many workers with the day off made the most of their free time.

Chill Your Dibs

Some heated disputes are breaking out in the cold as Chicagoans continue the pastime of reserving their street parking spots after digging them out of the snow.

It's Still in the Mail

The Sun-Times' Mark Brown says Chicago Rep. Monique Davis hasn't paid rent on the CPS building she uses for her district office in 11 years.

Meaty Tweets

A petition calling on Shigetaka Kurita to add a hot dog emoji is circulating online, thanks to an effort by Superdawg and other encased meat advocates.

CPS Schools Stay Closed Tuesday

As a result of the dangerously low temperatures, Chicago public schools will remain closed Tuesday.

When Life Gives You Snow...

An Andersonville man took advantage of this winter's snowy weather by building a backyard igloo.

Holes in Their Numbers

Chicago's Department of Transportation often lagged behind goals for repairing potholes and responding to 311 requests, while also keeping inaccurate records to make their performance seem better, according an audit by the Office of Inspector General.

No Work and All Play

Chicagoans trapped at home are trying out science experiments in the record-setting cold, like throwing boiling water into the air where it instantly turns into steam.

The Cutest Thing You Can't See

A grey seal pup was recently born at the Brookfield Zoo, but it will be kept out of public view for its first few weeks. There are still plenty of videos and photos posted online to quench your thirst for cuteness, though.

Upright and Frozen Position

Passengers on over a dozen Southwest Airlines flights sat on the tarmac and waited for an open gate at Midway Airport for over three hours Thursday, possibly violating federal rules on such delays.

Dibs Begins

RedEye looks back onthe creative ways people have reserved their parking spots alongside Chicago's snow-covered streets.

Concealed Carry Coming

Applications for concealed carry gun licenses become available online Sunday -- and businesses will be expected to post very specific signs to keep guns off the premises.

Doogie Whoser?

A 9-year-old girl helped deliver her own baby sister after her mother went into labor at their home.

Saying Goodbye, Hello

As we remember the Chicagoans we lost in 2013, the area's latest resident was born just before 12:01 a.m. on January 1.

Take a Penny, Leave Your Car Behind

The CTA is continuing its tradition of offering penny rides on New Year's Eve. Also: there will be no cabs, so don't even try. [via]

Inspiring Smiles

An oral surgeon made it his personal mission over the past 12 years to provide food and blankets to the homeless who call Lower Wacker Drive home.

Fresh On the Books

A new year means a slew of new laws will go into effect on January 1, including legalization of medical marijuana, new speed limits, and a statewide ban on talking into a cell phone while driving.

Fire in Pine Yard

A fire in the Pine Yard Chinese restaurant in Evanston destroyed three businesses early Sunday morning.

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Photo by Michael Salisbury

Second Screen Surgery

A University of Chicago plastic surgeon wore Google Glass during an operation, allowing him to look at X-Ray and MRI images without looking away from his patient.

Sipping the City

The New York Times' Steve Radcliffe explores the cocktail scene in Logan Square and beyond, but falls short of an authentic Chicago experience by passing on malört. He tried malört at Scofflaw.

New Life for Yule Trees

Sooner or later those Christmas trees will have to go, and recycling them is a better option than tossing them to the curb.

Booming from Behind

Dennis Rodkin points out that despite a much-hyped spike in the retail market, home prices in high-foreclosure neighborhoods where the biggest gains are taking place are still where they were in 1997.

Biking Bills

With the City continuing to roll out Divvys, protected lanes, and other bike-friendly measures, a fair question remains: who is going to pay for this stuff?

Best Gift Ever

The Sun-Times' Tina Sfondeles shares the story of a local man who lost 40 pounds in two months so he could donate part of his liver to his five-month-old daughter.

Nothing Is the Same

The Drake hotel's signature bright pink neon sign was replaced with a more reliable, energy-efficient LED version, but the color is more purple than its predecessor. Does it matter?

Check Your Old Jacket Pockets

Sold in Chicago almost a year ago, a lottery ticket worth $250,000 and another worth $100,000 still haven't been claimed, and will expire if the prizes are not collected in the next couple of weeks.

Something Borrowed, Something New

From a Target in the Sullivan Center downtown to a Walgreens in an elaborate Wicker Park bank, Curious City looks at how -- and why -- corporations are occupying historic buildings around the city.

Ah, Memories

Remember the "goddess of the train," human heads at O'Hare, and alleged ninja attacks? TimeOut Chicago revisits some of the craziest local news stories of 2013.

As My Guitar Weeps

Bluesman Eric 'Guitar' Davis was the latest victim of Chicago's gun violence, killed while sitting in a car in the South Shore neighborhood.

Dot Whatever

With Internet domains set to expand beyond the usual .com, entrepreneurs are swiping up everything from .chicago to .xyz, writes Sandra Guy.

What Are We Looking For?

Chicago's top trending searches of the year were "Paul Walker" and "Blackhawks" according to Google. When it came to Chicagoans asking "what is" and "how to," both "What is twerking" and "How to twerk" were the most popular.

Beyond the Ball Drop

The Reader rounds up some of the best New Year's Eve parties in the city.

Government Grinches

Federal agents are confiscating thousands of packages coming through Chicago from abroad this holiday season as they hunt for fakes and forgeries, including everything from Blackhawks jerseys to Ferrari hair dryers.

CPD Controversy

Fraternal Order of Police President Mike Shields is alleging that at least two arbitrated police contracts were "fixed." On the other hand, some in the police community don't believe Shields is so trustworthy himself.

EveryBlock Returns

Comcast is going to revive the hyperlocal news and information site EveryBlock, which was shut down ten months ago after it was bought by MSNBC.

Mega Money

The Mega Millions jackpot is up to $400 million dollars-the second-highest total ever- for the drawing on Friday.

Murdered Lottery Winner's Estate Settled

The family and widow of Urooj Khan, who was poisoned last year right after winning the lottery, have reached a settlement to split his estate. Part of the agreement is that neither side may sue the other for wrongful death unless new evidence as to who did it comes forward.

Out with the Old, in with the New

While bargain hunters flock to "going out of business" sales at Dominick's across the city, job-seekers hope to find work at the Mariano's stores replacing the closing grocer.

Digital Kids

CPS wants to make computer science a core part of its high school curriculum, while also providing computer courses for students in kindergarten through eighth grade.

Don't Glass and Drive

Proposed legislation would make it illegal to wear Google Glass while driving in Illinois.

New Media, Old Media

Hyperlocal news site DNAinfo.com debuted a weekly print edition for Lincoln Park that's delivered to every household in the neighborhood.

Drink to Never Forget?

Murphy's Bleachers received national scorn for an offensive sign advertising "bombs and Kamikazes" on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor. The bar apologized on Facebook and Twitter, as well as on the sign itself.

Long Walk to Chicago

From rugby boycotts to divestment, the Tribune sheds some light on Nelson Mandela's legacy locally.

Bars for His Windows

Former Republic Windows CEO Richard Gillman was sentenced to four years in prison after pleading guilty to stealing more than $500,000 from the company.

Hacking the City

Urban explorer Bradley Garrett captured some unique views of the city while climbing to the tops of Chicago skyscrapers.

Moving is the Worst

When one woman moved from New York from Chicago the moving company held her belongings hostage and demanded thousands of dollars in additional payment.

Hot Pockets

Undercover officers are taking to the streets Downtown to watch out for pickpockets and other thieves as people head to the shops to do their holiday shopping.

Good Tidings

Two Chicago servers received thousands of dollars in tips from TipsforJesus, an anonymous group that has left quite a bit extra to others around the country.

Pension Reform Passes

The Illinois legislature approved a pension reform proposal that saves the state an estimated $160 billion dollars. Labor groups are planning to challenge the law in court.

A Gr8 Mystery

A strange, text-speak message on the side of a school in Woodlawn has teachers and parents scratching their heads. See if you can decipher it: "Lol :) liv / do u kno y? / gr8 com cr8s gr8 ppl / a ______ jrny sts w/1 stp/ me2+u2=we2."

Disney's Hermosa Home

Walt Disney was born in Chicago in 1901, and his boyhood home at 2156 N. Tripp may soon become a museum dedicated to his early life.


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Little Black History Books

Mother's and other bars along the eastern edge of Division St. are seeking "historic" status, even if much of the history made there is of hookups that people may want to forget.

A Confusing Statistic

Despite increasing national attention to gun violence and killings here, Chicago is on pace to have have fewer murders this year than any other since 1965.

A Big Hairy Deal

In another step towards Peace on Earth, a referendum by the International Brotherhood of Real Bearded Santas may end the ages-old feud between Santas with real beards and those with artificial ones.

Tronsgiving

Chicago's South Shore Drill Team joined the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade for the first time ever this year, performing to an EDM song while wearing Tron-style costumes.

An Awkward Return

Some of the photographers laid off from the Sun-Times may be heading back to work as part of an agreement made between the paper and the Newspaper Guild.

You Can't E-Smoke in Here

An ordinance backed by Mayor Emanuel would add electronic cigarettes to the city's smoking ban, since they currently are allowed in smoke-free areas.

How to Speak Chicagoan

While "selfie" was selected as Oxford Dictionaries' word of the year, RedEye's Mick Swasko says some local options are better, like: Ventrapocalypse, Divviot, and O'Halligator.

Brace for an Arctic Blast

With a blast of arctic air coming our way this weekend, it might be a good time to curl up by a fireplace, find your center to prepare for winter, or seek retail therapy at some local stores.

Siats Ruled Before Sue

Scientists from the Field Museum discovered a new "top predator" dinosaur that sat atop the food chain in North America well before Sue -- or any other T. Rex for that matter -- ever existed.

Street Cleaner Curiousity

Curious City takes a closer look at what street sweepers do, and why they're necessary in Chicago.

Bid on Gate 23

Michael Jordan's mansion in Highland Park is being auctioned off today. If you've got a couple million handy, you could be the lucky owner.

The Greatest Revenue Generator

A World War II veteran who just turned 100 years old somehow owes the City over $40,000 in unpaid water bills.

Forced to Serve

A South Side landlord allegedly abused and tortured two mentally handicapped tenants until they served him, working every day of the week at different jobs and giving him every cent they made.

All-Americans

President Obama awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Oprah Winfrey and Ernie Banks, granting them both the country's highest civilian honor.

More Ventra Problems

The Regional Transportation Authority is launching a probe into Ventra's constant problems as a fare payment system for the Chicago area. Ventra was instituted to meet a bill signed by Gov. Quinn requiring Pace, Metra and CTA to use a universal fare system. Cubic, Ventra's parent company, has a long history of problems.

Time for Bow Control?

Archery is surging in popularity locally (and across the country), thanks to the Hunger Games movies.

Le Chicago Caution

The French Foreign Ministry is telling its nation's tourists to avoid the West and South Sides of Chicago after 59th Street.

Hoping for a Change

Arrested 396 times, one woman is looking to change her ways after she was released from prison this week.

Watching the Air Down There

Following demands from the Environmental Protection Agency, air quality monitors are going to be installed near the piles of petroleum-byproduct petcoke on the Southeast side.

Colonel Tribune Goes Rogue

Hackers targeted another Chicago media outlet, this time taking over several social media accounts run by the Chicago Tribune. They're back under the Trib's control now.

Goddess Rides the Red Line (NSFW)

Red Line trains were briefly delayed on Saturday by a nude woman calling herself the "goddess of the train." She verbally and physically attacked riders until police removed her from the train at Granville.

As Chicagoist noted, "maybe these incidents are happening because people aren't getting the quality mental health care they need." Artist Justin Younger took the incident as inspiration for a new painting.

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Hacking the Futures

Someone hacked CME Group, the largest futures exchange in the world.

Bound by Tragedy

People whose lives have been touched by violence in Chicago share their stories in a new book (available for free) put together by DePaul University students who interviewed the family, friends, and neighbors of victims.

No NUTJOBs Allowed

Over 5,000 vanity license plates are officially banned in Illinois, and RedEye highlights some of the most interesting, including "IMDRUNK," "BRKNWND," and "FOBAMA."

What Leaks Beneath

An investigation by NBC 5 found there are hundreds of underground storage tanks leaking throughout Chicago, contaminating land like a patch slated for a new elementary school.

A New Drug War?

Lawyers for the City are considering a lawsuit against drug manufacturers for understating the addictive nature and overstating the benefits of opiate-based painkillers in their marketing.

Say Something for Willow's Sake

Followers of Felines & Canines have no doubt been moved by the shelter's loving crusade to help abandoned dog, Willow, who recently was found near death in an alley. The brave pooch is slowly improving, thanks to generous donations (not fake ones), but they could use some more donations and advocates of their "Say Something" campaign to aid neglected animals.

Get a Shirt and a Warm Fuzzy

As they've often done when disaster strikes, Threadless is offering up a t-shirty option for those who are looking for a way to help out people in the Philippines who've been affected by Typhoon Haiyan. 100% of net shirt proceeds from the sale of the tee will be donated to Architecture for Humanity. (You can also donate to nonprofits like the Red Cross, UNICEF and other organizations.)

If You Build It...

Only 2,000 people in the entire State of Illinois signed up for health plans using the Internet exchanges launched in October as a part of health care reform.

Street View Robbery

A Chicago man admitted to using Google Maps to case homes in the suburbs for robberies, getting a 360-degree view of them before breaking in.

Crime-Fighting Restaurateur

Last week, Juno owner Jason Chan chased down a guy who allegedly stole a customer's iPhone, knocking him out and holding him while awaiting police.

Flossin' Sue

A Sun-Times reporter was there to capture the scene as a paleontologist cleaned and dusted the Field Museum's famous Tyrannosaurus rex.

Higher by a Spire

The Sears (ahem, Willis) tower will no longer be the tallest building in the Western Hemisphere, after the official body that decides these things ruled One World Trade Center's antenna will count as part of its height, making it 1,776 feet tall once it's finished to Willis' 1,450 feet. Without the antenna, One World Trade Center's height is only 1,368 feet.

Sinking City

A water main break caused a massive sinkhole to form in the middle of a road on the South Side.

Police Shooting Protests

Activists and the family of a man who was unarmed when he was shot in the back and killed by a Chicago police officer in 2011 are calling for a federal investigation into the case after Cook County State's Attorney Anita Alvarez said she would not bring charges against the cop.

Man vs. Wind

DNAInfo's Josh McGhee visited a practice of Thanksgiving Day Parade volunteers as they fought to control a 40-foot-tall inflatable Tweety Bird to prepare for the parade.

Tourist not Shot on Mag Mile

A Texas man claimed he had been shot while driving near Michigan Avenue on Saturday night, but police determined it must have happened elsewhere (and was possibly drug-related) when no shell casings or broken glass were found near where the incident supposedly occurred.

Great Recession Blues

Greg Hinz writes that Chicago's financial situation suffered more during the Great Recession than every other major U.S. city except Boston and Detroit.

Grounded

The family of a French man who weighs over 500 pounds has been stranded in Chicago for a week after he was deemed too fat to fly on British Airways; they're now planning on taking a ship back to France.

Eat Your Greens

Federal authorities in Detroit seized 156 pounds of pot hidden in a truck of frozen vegetables bound for Chicago.

A Lawsuit Built for Two

A cyclist who was riding a rented tandem bike when he was doored and then hit by a car is receiving a $700,000 settlement, including $350,000 from the rental company for not providing him with a helmet or training on safe riding.

The Apartment of Lost Puppets

An investigation by a local documentarian uncovered a cache of thousands of hand-made marionettes in two Wicker Park apartments. (Previously.)

First Class

A group of Marines heading home from Afghanistan received a hero's welcome as they headed through O'Hare to their connecting flight, on which seven First Class passengers vacated their seats so the soldiers could take them.

Worst Getaway Ever

The driver of an allegedly stolen SUV hit a cab on Belmont yesterday -- then executed the worst fleeing of an accident you're ever likely to see. [via]

Lockup Losses

A jury found the city and several CPD officers liable in the death of activist May Molina in 2004 while she was in lockup, awarding her family $1 million in damages.

No Quake

When people in the western suburbs felt the ground shake, it wasn't caused by an earthquake as many suspected, but rather was the result of an explosion at a nearby quarry.

Fat, Fluffy Beats

As part of a performance by Swedish electronic duo Dada Life, over 3,800 people crammed into the Aragon pelted each other with pillows, setting a new Guinness world record for largest pillow fight.

The Chicago Gambit

Chess grandmaster Timur Gareev played blindfolded against ten Cook County Jail inmates simultaneously, defeating them all.

Buried Bonds

The Tribune takes a deep look into the City's issuing and spending $9.4 billion dollars worth of bonds with little to no oversight, potentially setting the stage for a future debt crisis.

The Last Survivors

The AP shares the stories of the last generation of Holocaust survivors living in Chicago's Selfhelp Home.

Accidentally Underground Radio

WGN Radio's Steve Dale hosted his show this weekend while he was trapped in an elevator in his building.

An Alligator at O'Hare?

Someone abandoned a small alligator in Terminal 3 at O'Hare Airport Friday night. The gator, nicknamed "Allie" and suffering a bone deficiency, is now in the care of the Chicago Herpetological Society.

Innovators and Storytellers

Some Chicagoans gained more notoriety this week as the Chicago Innovation Awards celebrated some for bringing bold new ideas to the city, while the Studs Terkel Awards lauded others for telling the unheard stories of Chicago's communities.

Cutting Cupboards

People across Illinois who rely on food stamps will be getting less starting Friday, as federal stimulus funds dedicated to the program expire.

Bad Samaritan

A man who was shooting a paintball gun with his friend was injured when a nearby man returned fire- with a real gun. [via]

Another Suit Against CPD

The family of an activist who died after Chicago police put her in a holding cell for over 24 hours is suing the City for between $6 million and $9 million in damages.

Best Hot Tub Ever

More than 900 gallons of hot chocolate will be poured to set a new world record for the largest cup of the delicious liquid ahead of this weekend's Hot Chocolate 5K and 15K.

Scary Parents

While it's pretty clear fears of predators and poisoned candy on Halloween are unfounded, some parents are turning to "trunk or treating" between cars in parking lots as a safer alternative.

Noteworthy

A DePaul student whose note to the thief that stole her bike went viral got a new set of wheels from a man who saw a story about her on the news.

Cuter Than a Speeding Bullet

A local food vendor's money was almost gone with the wind when he dropped stacks of cash on the ground, but his superhero costume-clad grandchildren wrangled the bills before they blew away.

Checking In

Former congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. began his time in prison on Tuesday, but his efforts to gain publicity in the process are probably not the best idea, say experts who advise keeping a low profile instead.

"North Loop" & Environs

Giuliana Rancic's extensive guide to Chicago for E! Online covers River North (known "North Loop" in the guide) and no further than Lincoln Park's Original Pancake House.

Rising to a Crime

The Tribune captured the scene on the street the morning after a deadly shooting in Logan Square.

Pointillist Wedding Party

Speaking of weddings on the cheap, a couple got married on the sly at the Art Institute this weekend, in front of Seurat's "A Sunday on La Grande Jatte."

Taxicab Controversy

A cab driver tried to make a gay couple exit the car on the Kennedy Expressway after seeing the two men kiss, according to a complaint filed on their behalf.

Sweetest Places

Zillow calls Chicago the seventh best city for trick-or-treating in the country, and gives Ravenswood the city's top neighborhood ranking.

Segregation Then and Now

The Chicago Reporter compares the segregation of Chicago's schools in the 1960's with inequality seen in CPS today.

Not Guilty, Still Arrested

Carl Chatman, exonerated last month of a 2002 rape he didn't commit, was arrested by Berwyn police for not registering as a sex offender -- which he is not required to do since he was cleared of guilt.

Kindness of Strangers

An anonymous donor paid $30,000 to get the gas turned back on at Clara's House, a shelter for homeless and battered women in Englewood.

This Week in Corruption

Cook County Assessor Joe Berrios said testimony linking him to corruption is "bull****," the Tribune describes a West Side pastor as living a mansion while his tenants live in substandard conditions, and three more former executives of Sacred Heart were indicted.

Heating Up

More Chicagoans are signing up for gun training ahead of the legalization of concealed carry in Illinois next year.

Charity Delivered

A viral video of pranksters sneaking into a restaurant after-hours to cook pizzas for the homeless didn't take place in Chicago (as some media are misreporting), but we'll take some credit since the pies were baked at a Chicago-style eatery in Columbus, OH.

BP Behind Petroleum Mess

Residents living near the shipping yards on the South Side are saying stored "petrocoke" produced at a nearby BP oil refinery is polluting their neighborhood, coating cars, streets, and buildings with a greasy black dust.

Busted by a Selfie

A Gresham man who robbed a designer he met on Instagram was arrested after she provided police with a picture he posted of himself online.

Wait in Case of Fire

Chicago firefighters failed to meet federal standards for response speed up to half of the time in some South Side neighborhoods, an official audit found.

Latest Cuteness

A male dolphin was born at the Brookfield Zoo this week, and another dolphin is expected to give birth later this fall.

Capitalistic Community Development

Forbes profiles two former payday loan company owners who are now buying up thousands of South Side apartments, applauding their redevelopment work as succeeding where government failed, despite the company's lack of civic values.

Beware, Users of the Bloomingdale Trail

Now that the Bloomingdale Trail's construction is well underway, the police warn they will actually arrest people who head up on the tracks.

Drive in Peace

Complaints of drivers swerving into traffic and brandishing guns during gang members' funeral processions prompted a new ordinance allowing cops to ticket and impound vehicles of unruly funeral-goers.

SEC's on UNO's Case

The SEC is investigating UNO for possible violations surrounding its past bond offerings.

Trial of Bucktown Beating Suspect Begins

Jury selection started this week for the trial of a man accused of brutally beating an Irish woman and her friend with a baseball bat in 2011.

New Neighbors

The Rev. Al Sharpton and Martin Luther King III are moving to an undisclosed location on the West Side to draw more attention to gun violence in Chicago.

Clearcutting Patch

AOL's Patch is laying off its last remaining local editors in Chicago. The sites will stick around, but there won't be anyone dedicated to reporting on those neighborhoods.

A Major Infestation

Abandoned properties in Englewood are turning into dumping grounds that attract rats "so big the cats are scared." Residents want action, but the City can't trespass to kill rats on private property.

CHA CEO Steps Down

Chicago Housing Authority CEO Charles Woodyard has resigned after being in the position for two years. According to WBEZ's Natalie Moore, it's to spend more time with his family.

Mega Octopus Versus Giant Hearts

RedEye took a trip behind-the-scenes at the Shedd to see how they patiently train Opal the octopus.

More Laurels for Hyde Park

Two UC professors have been awarded the Nobel Memorial Prize in Economics for their work in asset prices (I don't know what that is, either). Fun fact: one of these awardees is known as the "Father of Modern Finance."

Dirty Cops Do Time

A former CPD police sergeant caught shaking down drug dealers for protection money was sentenced by a federal judge to 22 months in prison.

Dem Bones Are All Over the Place

Construction workers digging up human remains in the Gold Coast is actually not a big deal- thousands of bodies are still buried where cemeteries used to be.

King Cuffed

Federal prosecutors filed charges against 33 members of a West Side gang, including its alleged "King," saying they were responsible for several murders, trafficking narcotics, and running drug markets in Wicker Park and Humboldt Park.

Seriously, Don't Do This Drug

Krokodil, a Russian drug used as a cheap "alternative" to heroin, has arrived in Chicagoland: three women in Joliet are being treated for the drug's side effects, which include severely damaged skin, gangrene, and abscesses that expose bone to the elements. [via]

Pun the News

If you prefer your news with some double entendre, you'll enjoy DNAinfo's coverage of a man who removed his clothes before representing himself in court: Hung Jury in Trial of Naked Man.

Revenge of the 'Burbs

A new study finds that only one in four jobs created downtown between 2002 and 2011 went to city residents.

Details of Southwest Side Killing Emerge

Prosecutors said a 19-year-old woman and her boyfriend brutally murdered her ex-boyfriend's brother, cut up his body, and buried it in the backyard of her family's home.

Ex-CBOT Chief on the Lam

Former Chicago Board of Trade Chairman Patrick Arbor is in Europe, allegedly to avoid paying millions in child support to his ex-wife. A warrant had been issued for his arrest.

So Much Green

Police found over 166 pounds of marijuana, worth more than $1.1 million, when they searched a Southwest Side home.

The Tale of Trapper John

A former city Animal Control worker is continuing his mission of catching stray cats and turning them over to shelters, but is seen as a "vigilante" by advocates of kitty catch-and-release.

Obamacare's 404

Many users who logged on to the brand-new health insurance marketplaces created by the Affordable Care Act encountered glitches and error messages as 6.1 million other people visited the websites.

See Something? Say Something

That's what Ald. John Arena did when he spotted two men working under a parked car with a Sawzall earlier this summer. He jotted down their license plate and helped police bust catalytic converter thieves.

Favorite Things for Sale

Oprah Winfrey's Harpo Studios campus in the West Loop may be put on the market.

No More Doggies in the Window

Collar & Leash, the city's oldest pet shop, is going out of business after its owners stopped selling dogs and cats because they could not tell if the animals came from puppy mills.

"The New Insane Asylums"

Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart told 60 Minutes the prison system is unable to provide appropriate care to inmates with mental illnesses, including over 2,500 people at Cook County Jail.

RIP Keo the Chimpanzee

Lincoln Park Zoo's Keo, the oldest chimpanzee in America, has passed away. He was 55. The zoo has set up a memorial page for him.

A Bitter Pill

The FBI is no longer leading an investigation into who killed seven people in Chicago and the suburbs 30 years ago by lacing Tylenol with cyanide.

Another Shutdown Countdown

Government services could be restricted and thousands of federal employees in Chicago may see their pay affected if Congress is unable to pass a spending bill today.

Gangs Aren't Into Unity

This weekend's "national unity summit," intended to bring together gang members to discuss reducing violence, drew mostly anti-violence activists and victims' families.

More OT for NATO

An arbitrator ruled that the City must pay $1 million dollars more in overtime pay to police officers who were on duty during the NATO summit last year.

Arrested Taking Money

Three men paid to maintain ATMs allegedly stole $1.3 million dollars from them in the process.

Please Move to the Next Checkout Lane

Jewel-Osco has removed the self-checkout lanes at some of its Chicagoland locations. The move is intended to reconnect staff with shoppers.

Escalation of Tragedy

Police say the men suspected of firing indiscriminately into Cornell Square Park and injuring 13 people last week were retaliating for a shooting earlier in the day where one of them was grazed in the leg by a bullet.

A Peek of Genius

A Mississippi newspaper has published the full list of this year's MacArthur Genius Grant recipients a few hours ahead of the requested press time (whoops!). Among them is Steppenwolf ensemble member and playwright Tarell McCraney.

Late Night Crime Seen

Al Jazeera rode along with video journalist Ken Herzlich as he worked the graveyard shift, capturing the sights of Chicago's late-night disasters and crime scenes.

Have You Seen Him?

A digital drawing commissioned by ABC News "20/20" shows what Paul Fronczak may look like 49 years after he was stolen from a Chicago hospital as an infant.

More Arrests in Back of Yards Shootings

Chicago Tribune reports two more people, including the suspected gunman, have been charged in last week's mass shooting in the Back of Yards neighborhood that left 13 wounded.

Meager Gathering of the Juggalos

This year's Gathering of the Juggalos (previously) wasn't a money-maker for Insane Clown Posse, and they're having trouble paying their vendors.

Black Market Monolith

The Sinaloa cartel -- run by Chicago's Public Enemy Number One -- is the source of 80 percent of all the drugs that pass through Chicago.

Back of the Yards Front and Center

Following last week's shooting at a basketball court that injured 13 people in the Back of the Yards neighborhood, the Tribune calls the area a "no man's land" for police and politicians.

Poverty on the Rise

Over 636,000 people, or one in four Chicagoans, lived below the federal poverty line last year.

Didn't Get the Memo

The CHA recently dropped 47,000 people who were homeless or otherwise looking for housing from its waiting list after they failed to respond to a letter sent by the agency.

13 Shot in Cornell Square Park

Thirteen people were shot in an attack in Back of the Yards last night, including a 3-year-old boy.

Unfriended

A fight on Facebook allegedly led to Lakeisha Tate's murder, police say.

The Money 'He' Doesn't Want Courts to Know About

A judge ordered pitch man Kevin Trudeau thrown in jail after finding out he was actually living lavishly while claiming he couldn't afford to pay a court-ordered fine.

Beanie Baby Billionaire Busted

Beanie Babies inventor Ty Warner was charged with felony tax evasion and agreed to pay a $53.5 million penalty.

Food and Liquor and Crime

A Northwestern University study found that anyone living near a liquor store or bar on the South or West side is 500 times more likely to be shot than their neighbors.

Top of the Cop Charts

Chicago has the highest number of sworn police officers per 1,000 people of any major U.S. city (4.4), according to Department of Justice figures. [via]

Murder Capital, U.S.A.

New crime statistics released by the F.B.I. reported 500 murders in Chicago in 2012, more than any other city in the country, including New York.

Inside the Gun Vault

Over 80,000 guns are stored in the CPD's vault in the old Sears Roebuck catalog factory.

Cop Contact Unclear

Measuring the use of stop-and-frisk tactics by Chicago police is difficult because officers inconsistently record their interactions with people on the street, according to WBEZ.

S&P Considering a Downgrade

Standard & Poor's changed its outlook of Chicago's bond rating from "stable" to "negative," meaning the credit agency may decrease the city's A-plus rating unless it addresses its budgetary problems.

Street Beef Heats Up Online

An investigation by Wired shows how trash talk on social media can quickly escalate to violence among young members of Chicago's rival gangs.

Pritzker's Billions

Jennifer Pritzker -- formerly Col. James Pritzker -- is the first transgender person on the Forbes 400 list of the country's richest people.

Landlord of the Year

Eddie Carranza, embattled owner of the Congress and Portage theaters, has left tenants without heat or hot water after not paying gas bill the Portage theater complex. His response? "I don't know why it is such a big deal. The bigger deal is how I'm improving that shitty neighborhood."

United Launches Accidental Super Sale

United Airlines' online ticketing system was letting customers book free flights yesterday afternoon, due to an error on the part of some employee who is no doubt now fired. United says it hasn't decided yet whether to honor the free flights.

More Boots on the Ground

Rookie CPD officers are now patrolling 20 of the city's most dangerous neighborhoods on foot as part of a strategy that officials say has decreased the number of shootings by 45 percent and overall crime by 29 percent.

Patriotism in Practice

Volunteers are serving across the city as part of a national day of service commemorating the anniversary of 9/11, including a group of handymen that remodeled the kitchens of low-income apartments in Uptown.

Covering "Chiraq"

Al-Jazeera America's Christof Putzel said that although he reported from war zones he's never experienced the same "level of intensity on the streets" as he did covering gun violence in Chicago.

Wrongful Conviction Reversed

Carl Chatman, a homeless man who was wrongfully convicted of rape in 2002, is to be released as soon as today.

Photogs Trot Down the Street

The students who were locked out of the old Trotter's restaurant by the eponymous retired chef last week have a new location and date for their photography show. The exhibition will open Saturday at the Artists Frame Service in Lincoln Park.

Trib & Sun-Times Comment Monitors Take the Day Off

Regular readers of the Trib and Sun-Times are probably used to racist and abusive comments, but the proposed Englewood Whole Foods articles are generating an almost unbelievable level of bile with seemingly no editorial response. UPDATE: Both papers have shut down comments on the articles.

Molly's in Ecstasy

There's a new party drug called "molly" and CBS News is on it.

Hanging Out in the Hermit Kingdom

Former Chicago Bull Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea, saying his visit is not a diplomatic mission, but rather a chance to hang out with ruler Kim Jong Un and "start a basketball league over there or something like that."

Famous Swimmer's Chicagoland Roots

As the school year kicks off, Lake Forest College celebrates alumnus Diana Nyad, whose historic swim from Cuba to Florida is an inspiration to current student athletes.

DIY Cribs

DNAInfo's Jackie Kostek takes a look inside the cinder-block home a homeless man built for himself on the site of a failed condo development in Wicker Park.

Fool Me Twice

The young man accused of trying to blow up Cal's Liquors last year has been further charged with attempting to order a hit on an FBI agent scheduled to testify against him. In both cases, the people he contacted about the dirty work were undercover FBI agents.

You Okay, Pal?

A group of photography students from After School Matters who were setting up an exhibit of their work in the former Charlie Trotter's space last night were abruptly kicked out by Trotter himself; the chef, who is an ASM board member, ordered his guests to clean his toilets, used gay slurs and obscenities, told them to get "Charlie Trotter tattoos," and then refused to let the kids back in to get their work and other items. A WGN reporter had a bizarre confrontation with Trotter on camera, who mumbled "Should I do an Alec Baldwin?" as he walked off.

Heroin Ring Busted

More than 30 people were charged with trafficking heroin throughout Cook and DuPage Counties.

Pulled a Chief Keef

Three men in Englewood and four in Rogers Park were charged with felonies after appearing in two separate gang beef rap videos while flaunting some serious guns.

Send in the Drones?

While officials like Ald. Cardenas may think it's a good idea to use drones on safe passage routes, a new law signed by Gov. Quinn prohibits police from using drones to spy on civilians without a warrant.

FBI Mobilizes on Mobile Doctors

The FBI raided the offices of Mobile Doctors, a service for arranging house calls, and arrested its CEO and one of its doctors on charges of health care fraud.

Bike Sharing a Life Together

Divvy has teamed up with dating company Project Fixup to create dating plans around the bike share service.

Defining "Reasonable" Suspicion

While there is no formal "stop and frisk" police policy in Chicago, the Reader's Mick Dumke shares different perspectives on how similar pat-downs play out in Chicago.

Windy City High

A new National Geographic documentary looks at Chicago's drug trade, calling the city both "one of the biggest open-air crack and heroin markets in America" and "murder capital of the U.S.A."

It's Englewood

WGN reporter Mark Suppelsa spent 12 hours in Englewood to provide a glimpse of what life is like in "one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in the city."

Chief Keef: the New Marilyn Manson

An Oklahoma teenager accused of shooting a man at random because he was "bored" apparently is a fan of Chief Keef -- so of course that's being trotted out as the latest example of music fostering violent behavior in youth.

$100k in Tickets Knocked Down to $4500

Remember that car with more than $100,000 in tickets? The City finally settled with the owner for a little under $4,500.

Beer & Chainsaws Don't Mix

It's not every day you read about a chainsaw-wielding maniac attacking neighbors on the South Side.

Charges in Rogers Park Beating

Charges have been filed against two men in the beating of bartender Michael Davis last month.

Meet Sunny

The Obamas have a new dog.

Hang Up and Drive

Gov. Pat Quinn signed a bill today banning cell phone use in Illinois without a hands-free device. The bill goes into effect on Jan. 1, 2014 and violators can face fines starting at $75.

Meet the Olinguito

The first discovery of a new carnivorous mammal in 35 years was spurred by a visit to the Field Museum's archives by a Smithsonian curator. The olinguito had been confused with the olingo, an unrelated but somewhat similar animal from South America, for nearly 100 years.

JJJr gets 2.5 Years

Jesse Jackson, Jr. was sentenced to 30 months in prison after pleading guilty to misusing $750,000 in campaign funds. Sandi Jackson received a one-year sentence, which she'll serve after Jesse gets out.

O'Hare Doesn't Look Too Baaaaaaaad

The City has started using 120 animals, including goats, sheep, llamas and burros to maintain the landscape at O'Hare. They will not get on the runway.

How the Outfit Collects

Details of the day-to-day work of a mob extortionist and enforcer have been revealed in the trial of Paul Carparelli.

Down One Juggalo

A man was found dead Friday in a tent at Gathering of the Juggalos, which began Wednesday at downstate Cave-in-Rock. UPDATE: And someone was paid $158 to cut off his nipples! (Warning: graphic picture)

Looking for the Real Paul Fronczak

The Chicago FBI office is reopening a kidnapping case from 1964 after a DNA test determined the 14-month-old infant returned to the grieving parents was not the missing baby.

Male Full Frontal, Just Over the Border

A full-frontal gay strip night has launched on Monday nights in a Harvey strip club, where it's legal for full nudity and liquor to be in the same room. But time will tell if the boys from Northalsted are willing to go that far south on Halsted, even with a shuttle.

11 Inspiring Women; Millions of Inspiring Stories

I think we're all lucky to know someone who inspires us. But just in case you are looking for more inspiration, Leah Pickett shares brief stories of 11 Chicago women who are doing amazing things to make our city better. But each woman has more than one inspiring story, far more.

Where are the Pot Busts?

DNAinfo mapped where tickets for marijuana possession have been written in the seven months since having less than 15g of pot became a ticketable offense. Interestingly, Portage Park had twice as many tickets as the second worst community area.

Hunger Strike Continues at Northwestern Hospital

Over a dozen demonstrators continued a hunger strike protest outside Northwestern Memorial Hospital today, demanding access to organ transplant procedures for undocumented immigrants.

Gang Summit Planned for Chicago

In an effort to fight gang violence in Chicago, the Rev. Gregory Tatum and former Ceasefire director Tio Hardiman are hoping to bring hundreds of gang members together at a summit in September; similar meetings in 1992 led to a truce in LA between the Crips and Bloods gangs.

Another Metra Leader Disembarking

Metra Board Chairman Brad O'Halloran is stepping down amidst a continuing scandal surrounding the departure of CEO Alex Clifford, who wrote in a memo that O'Halloran and another board member were plotting to force him out because he refused to make political hires and did not get rid of employees that O'Halloran told him to fire.

Shagadellic Satire Gets Real

Two young filmmakers who put a fake post on Craigslist looking for actors to appear in "Austin Plowers" are making the porn film after all (and a documentary about it) after they received real responses to their ad.

This Bud's for You, Illinois

Gov. Pat Quinn signed a bill legalizing medicinal marijuana in Illinois, placing strict restrictions on its use and making it available to patients with cancer, multiple sclerosis, AIDS and other ailments.

City Says Niet to Breaking Russian Ties

City of Chicago officials said they will not end its sister city relationship with Moscow, after local groups called on the city to do so in response to Russia's passage of anti-gay legislation.

Water Tank Falls from Brewster Apts.

A water tank fell from the roof of the landmark Brewster Apartments, injuring three people.

Fake Cops Pull Over a Real One

Two men posing as police officers stopped the wrong guy: an actual cop. They managed to lose him as they sped away. Still, could be worse: they could've been real cops hassling their off-duty commanding officer.

Chicago Kitty Tribune

The main story on the Tribune's homepage briefly looked like this earlier today. [via] UPDATE: Tribune's Amy Guth explains to Gizmodo how it happened.

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Child Sex Trafficking Sting nets Chicagoan

The FBI arrested more than 150 people, including one in Chicago, in a massive child sex trafficking sting over the weekend, freeing 105 sexually exploited children.

Zimmerman "Got Away with Murder," Juror says

The only juror of color on the George Zimmerman trial jury was originally from Chicago. She spoke with "Good Morning America's" Robin Roberts Thursday and said she originally voted for second degree murder.


West Town Tavern is Dead, Long Live Chicago Taco

Proving old dogs can learn new tricks, Drew and Susan Goss of West Town Tavern (previously) have announced they're reopening as Chicago Taco. Viva los Gosses! [via]

Guardian Angels on Muggers Mile

The Chicago chapter of the Guardian Angels passed out flyers on Michigan Avenue referring to it as the "Muggers Mile." Mayor Emanuel responded in a press conference that the Angels would be more useful guarding Safe Passage corridors for students.

CPD to Perps: Don't Shoot

Police officers are going door to door this Friday warning potential shooters and victims on the West Side not to commit any violent crimes.

A Phone Call from the Alderman

Ald. Tom Tunney of the 44th Ward reportedly abused power by calling Mark Thomas, owner of The Alley and Taboo Tabou, according to a report from the City Inspector [PDF]. Tunney called Thomas regarding assistant state's attorney Sarah Naughton allegedly biting an employee at Taboo Tabou.

Chicago Principal Speaks Out Against CPS Budget Cuts

At a City Hall news conference, Blaine Elementary Principal Troy LaRaviere excoriated CPS budget cuts for "turning a full school day into an empty school day."

No Christmas Conversion for Skokie Scrooge

Peter Troost, the miserly multimillionaire owner of a gravestone company, was sentenced to a year in prison and 200 hours of community service for tax evasion.

Blago Appeals

Attorneys for former governor Rod Blagojevich have filed an appeal of his 2011 conviction on corruption charges -- just barely under the midnight deadline last night.

Chicagoans Rally to Protest Trayvon Martin Verdict

Over 200 people rallied Sunday at Daley Plaza in downtown Chicago to protest the acquittal of 28-year-old Florida man George Zimmerman for the shooting death of Trayvon Martin.

The 1111% Tip

A server at Pequod's Pizza received a $500 tip on a $45 bill from the family of a man who died last year, whose last wish was "Leave an awesome tip (and I don't mean 25 percent. I mean $500 on a fucking pizza) for a waiter or waitress."

Chicago Hospitals Lead in LGBT Healthcare Equality

The Human Rights Campaign released its Healthcare Equality Index yesterday and six Chicago health care facilities were named Leaders in LGBT Healthcare Equality (PDF). Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center, Rush University Medical Center, Northwestern Memorial Healthcare and the Cook County Health and Hospitals System are among those making the list. This is the fifth year in a row Rush has made the list.

Suicide by Cop?

Police shot an off-duty fireman outside a Mount Greenwood pharmacy, after mistaking his wallet for a gun. His wife called the cops because she was concerned her husband was suicidal.

A Rick Bayless Restaurant Could Feed Google Employees

CTA's Morgan station opened just over a year ago. Google already announced its move to the area, and rumors of a Rick Bayless restaurant are now swirling.

Chicago as Unit of Measure

"A massive iceberg, larger than the city of Chicago, broke off of Antarctica's Pine Island Glacier on Monday."

Guilty Plea in McShane/Jurich Beating Case

Three years after brutally attacking two women with a baseball bat in Bucktown, one of the two suspects has pleaded guilty.

Chicago Ups Wind Energy

Mayor Emanuel's office announced a deal with Chicago's energy suppliers that will double the city's wind energy. Integrys Energy Services was chosen to supply 5 percent of consumer electricity, via ComEd, to save money and ease pollution.

Sun-Times Gets Blasted for Controversial Headline

The Sun-Times didn't make the best decision about how to title Sunday's front-page coverage of the Seoul-based Asiana flight that crashed during landing in San Francisco.

Taking Back the Street

Real estate broker Gary Dailey chased down a mugger who stole a woman's cellphone as people headed to the lake shore at Division for 4th of July fireworks.

UFOs on the 4th?

There were several reports of UFOs on the 4th of July in Chicagoland and elsewhere around the country.

Adopt an OK Pet

PAWS Chicago has another 79 pets rescued from Oklahoma City-area shelters up for adoption.

The Art Institute's Pretty Great

Great enough for TripAdvisor users to vote it the best museum in the country and third best in the world in this year's Travelers Choice Awards. [via]

Murder in the Family

The older brother of slain Hyde Park Academy basketball star Malcolm Whitney confessed to accidentally shooting his brother with their father's gun and trying to cover up the murder.

More Cuts at the Sun-Times

After laying off its professional photographers in May, the Sun-Times will also be cutting its book review section and folding its entertainment coverage into their lifestyle section later this month.

Sharpton's On His Way

Rev. Al Sharpton says he's moving to Chicago to help with youth violence.

1 Million Take Pride

Police estimate a million people came out to the Pride Parade this Sunday, thanks in part to the Supreme Court decisions on DOMA and Prop 8.

It's Rally Time, then Parrothead Time

Don't forget, the Blackhawks parade and rally are this morning beginning at 10:30, and roads are blocked off all along the route, so some buses are re-routed and there are extra security measures. Oh, and there's a Jimmy Buffet concert at Northerly Island tonight, so traffic on Lake Shore Drive will be gummed up later, too. You might as well not go to work.

Way Beyond Breaking Bad

Mexico's Sinaloa cartel -- whose leader is Chicago's Public Enemy #1 -- produces as much as 80% of the crystal meth in the US.

Duckworth Reads the Riot Act

A business owner who has a lucrative VA disability rating based on a twisted ankle he received in a military school football game nearly 30 years ago got shamed in a hard way in Congress yesterday by double amputee, veteran and Illinois Rep. Tammy Duckworth.

Kerry Wood, PI

Well, not really, but the former Cubs pitcher did find a body in Belmont Harbor on Monday.

Saint James Catholic Church to be Demolished

The Catholic Archdiocese of Chicago will demolish the historic Saint James Catholic Church starting on Wednesday, despite pleas from the congregation to preserve the building.

Bad Cops Still Get Pensions

Thirty-two Chicago police officers who have been fired or resigned to avoid firing since 2004 continue to collect pensions -- including Anthony Abbate, Jr. and many others who have been investigated for misconduct.

Base-Jumping Trump

Three people parachuted off Trump Tower around 12:30am last night, and unlike the last time, the police didn't catch them.

Chief Keef's No Good, Very Bad Day

Right after appearing in court for his speeding arrest, Chief Keef was arrested again, this time on a month-old trespassing warrant. Plus, he was served with a paternity suit, his second.

Miss Illinois Represent

Tinley Park native and current River North resident Stacie Juris was the second runner-up at Miss USA last night. The crown went to Erin Brady of Connecticut. Juris is currently studying fashion business at Columbia College Chicago.

Not Such a Strong Idea

Lakeview-based Cubby Tees created a "Chicago Stronger" shirt to show support of the Blackhawks during the Stanley Cup finals against the Boston Bruins. The shirt has been pulled after the company received what they're calling a "Twitter-lynching." The shirt is a play on the "Boston Strong" slogan created after the Boston Marathon bombings.

Awarded & Arrested Same Night

Soon after being honored with a "Tomorrow's Leader" award from the local Meeting Professionals International chapter, Jill Kaplan and her companion, Leo Perez, were arrested on drug charges.

Anyone Lose a Leg?

A human leg, severed at the hip, was found washed ashore in Kenwood yesterday.

Gacy-Related Building for Sale

Want to know if John Wayne Gacy buried victims in the yard and walls of the apartment building his mother lived in? (Previously) Buy it for $599k and go to town.

Bestiality in the Pound!?

A man was arrested after being caught having sex with a pit bull in a cage at the Chicago Animal Care and Control Facility on the Lower West Side.

Driver Charged in Cyclist's Death

Ryne San Hamel, the driver who killed cyclist Bobby Cann last week, has been charged with reckless homicide and DUI; bail is set at $100,000. San Hamel is a partner in drink deal website AllYouCanDrink.com.

Rocked Out of the Boobie Biz

Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan is suing the company behind the Boobies Rock breast cancer awareness gear, after a Sun-Times report that little proceeds make it to charity.

Wrigleyville Backpack Bomber Sentenced

A man accused of planting a (fake) bomb in Wrigleyville (previously) was sentenced to 23 years in prison.

Hacktivist Pleads Guilty

Chicago activist hacker Jeremy Hammond pleaded guilty to one count of violating the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act in the Lulzsec/Antisec hacking case. He released a statement regarding his plea.

OK Pets Up for Adoption

PAWS Chicago received 76 dogs and cats from tornado-stricken towns in Oklahoma this weekend; 27 have already been adopted.

The Donald Trumps the Grandmother

An Evanston woman has lost her lawsuit against real estate mogul and loudmouth Donald Trump over a condo deal.

Was the Mag Mile Robbery a Hoax?

After reviewing unremarkable surveillance camera footage and having no luck finding witnesses, police are now skeptical that a group of kids robbed a woman of $200k in money and jewelry earlier this week on Michigan Avenue.

Ain't No Party Like a Wicker Park Party

...Where 200 people pay $7 each to see a DJ in an 800-square-foot apartment and spill out onto a dangerous roof, 'cause well, those parties tend to get shut down by the police.

Gang Drop-off Cops Fired

The police officers who were caught on tape in 2011 driving a gang member into another gang's turf in Humboldt Park were fired last week.

One Third = Two Thirds

CPD has already run through two thirds of its overtime budget for the year.

Overly Suspicious of Packages

For the second day in a row, Michigan Avenue was shut down near the bridge due to "suspicious" items. Yesterday it was a bottle of Liquid Fire drain opener; granted, that stuff's sulfuric acid. This morning it's a stuffed animal taped to a post near the Wrigley Building.

Gangs, Guns & Civility

CNN.com's LZ Granderson argues that treating gangs like terrorists will solve Chicago's violence problem. The comments immediately devolve into a gun debate.

Well Acquainted with the Authorities

Shermain Miles has been arrested 396 times since 1978. That puts her ahead of Darryl Marlow (previously), who's continuing to add to the 253 arrests he'd racked up by September 2010. (He's still going, though.)

The Mike Tyson Maneuver

A man bit off half the ear of his friend, who happens to be his girlfriend's roommate, during an argument. And from the looks of his mugshot, he enjoyed it.

A Tasty Haul

A 17-year-old burglar allegedly decided to take a break from robbing an ice cream shop to sample some of the merchandise.

Stick to Handbags

Note to self: Don't list pet alligator for sale on Craigslist, unless you want the cops to show up. Crocs are OK, though.

Sacrifice to the Baseball Gods?

A decapitated goat carcass was found bound to a tree on Indian Boundary Golf Course yesterday; speculation is that the head was the one that showed up at Wrigley last week, although it's apparently the third apparently sacrificed goat found in area forest preserves in the past year.

Thinking of Boston

The Tribune has an eye-witness report from a Chicago runner in the Boston Marathon, who had finished and was watching runners near the finish line. Expect more of a police presence around Metra stations and other key locations around Chicago tonight. Our thoughts go to Boston and those affected by the bombings.

Still Too Much

The City offered to cut more than $100,000 off Jennifer Fitzgerald's bill for a car abandoned in an O'Hare parking lot by her ex-boyfriend (previously), but she's unable to pay -- in part because she also owes more than $2,000 in fines on another car.

Keeping it in the Family

A 64-year-old woman was arrested for allegedly hiring her grandson to kill her husband because she was "sick" of him.

Proposal by the Book

Chances are the way you proposed to your beloved was not as cool as the way Jason Methner did it. He put it in a children's book.

2nd Trash Chute Death

An 80-year-old resident of a Gold Coast condo tower was found dead Monday, apparently after falling down the trash chute. Last year, a 16-year-old with Down syndrome and autism fell to his death in the same chute.

3rd Time's the Charm?

An Illinois Tollway garage supervisor who'd already been fired twice was fired again this week after being photographed sleeping on the job, among other things.

Fighting Crime with Shoe Leather

The latest strategy for policing the city's most violent neighborhoods: beat cops on foot patrol, Superintendent Garry McCarthy announced yesterday.

Sounds Like a Movie Script

An ex-Chicago cop stands accused of planning to extort and murder a local businessman and other offenses -- in addition to to the charges that he and an accomplice were planning to kidnap and dismember a different victim. And that's just the most recent stuff on his rap sheet.

Road Rage, Shots Fired in Jefferson Park

One driver wounded another before their vehicles collided in the Jefferson Park neighborhood this morning. Police are blaming it on some early morning road rage. Both drivers are hospitalized with injuries.

Beavers Going Up the River

A jury took less than three hours to find Cook County Commissioner William Beavers guilty of tax evasion today.

New US Attorney Soon

Former federal prosecutor Zachary Fardon is in the lead to become the new US Attorney in Chicago, replacing Patrick Fitzgerald, after his chief rival, Lori Lightfoot, withdrew from the running.

Anti-Nuclear Threat Test

A man who had a nuclear stress test set off radiation detectors at Ogilvie Station, leading to a swarm of federal agents surrounding him on his train.

Melées on the CTA

A man was beaten to death on a Green Line station on Saturday, while five gang members assaulted passengers on a Red Line train Friday night. One man was arrested in the latter incident; police are still investigating the former.

Reminder: Craigslist is Sketchy

Also, don't walk into houses with wide open doors when you have $5,000 in your waiting car.

Father & Infant Daughter Shot

A gunman shot a father and his 6-month-old daughter while he was changing her diaper in Woodlawn yesterday. The baby was hit five times, and is in critical condition at Northwestern Memorial Hospital; the father is also in critical condition. UPDATE: Jonylah Watkins, the infant, has died.

Feeling Less Distressed?

Crain's breaks down the neighborhood differences in the rate of "distressed" housing sales throughout the city. The situation improved in 2012, although with an average of 46.7%, nowhere was near perfect. Riverdale had the worst record, 100%, but even Lincoln Park had an 11.3% distressed sales rate.

Assessing the Plan for Transformation

A new group of reports from the Urban Institute about the CHA's Plan for Transformation describes marginal improvements for housing conditions and some support services but crippling problems. Among them, serious crime, health and social mobility concerns.

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

Our fair city's most unexpected comedy offspring, Amsterdam's Boom Chicago, is gaining in size and stature.

A New Way to Boost Our Bottom Line?

The Atlantic Cities features Chicago-based CityScan, whose ability to combine open data and LIDAR to detect violations of city codes could be a boon for the budget.

Making the Vatican Vaguely More Progressive

Cardinal George is uncharacteristically publicly addressing sexual abuse and corruption while at the Vatican for the "general congregation."

Making One Happy Dog

Bucktown's Toast raised money to to replace a dog's custom wheelchair that was stolen from a resident's porch.

More Controversy for the U of C Police

In other U of C protest news, the Chicago Maroon uncovered that the school planted an undercover detective in a recent demonstration. The officer, who was dressed in plain clothes, carried a protest sign and even symbolically placed a sticker over her mouth, kept contact with the deputy chief throughout the demonstration while covertly probing demonstrators about their plans. UPDATE: The school's provost and president have announced an "external independent reviewer" to investigate the events.

"Only for ritzy people"

WBEZ marks the steady decline of Chicago's SROs with the likely closure of the Chateau Hotel.

It's Quittin' Time

As of today, Cook County's excise tax on a pack of cigarettes will increase by $1, bringing the total tax on a pack of cigarettes sold in Chicago to $6.67. Here's betting there'll be more false walls in convenience stores.

"We wanted to take a long train ride together"

How long? 47 hours via Chicago.

Enjoy the Hyde Park Herald Online

After years of slow online adoption, the Hyde Park Herald's redesign is fully functional, with individual article posts and social media integration.

Bye, Bye, Services

The Washington Post compiled a table showing how the sequester will affect each state. Make sure to select the "Illinois" profile in the drop down menu.

Skate Grant Park!

The park district is creating a new, permanent skate park in Grant Park at 11th and Michigan. Preliminary plans will be released during Wednesday's Grant Park Conservancy/Advisory Council meeting.

That Good, Huh?

The boy band Mindless Behavior's concert at Ford City Mall seems to have prompted 100 teenagers to riot.

Peterson Sentenced to 38 Years

Drew Peterson's request for a new trial was denied, so sentencing is now underway. Hopefully that will mean the end of this story soon. Keep an eye on the #DrewPeterson hashtag for live tweets from the courtroom, and/or peruse Craig Newman's Storify of coverage. UPDATE: 38 years.

Ambulances in Need of Intensive Care

The fire department's fleet of ambulances is in poor shape, the BGA reports. At least one has lost a wheel while carrying a patient. The City is in the process of buying 25 new vehicles, but in the meantime the entire fleet is at or near 100,000 miles.

The Wrong Thing

The St. Louis-based Preservation Research Office blog uses Chicago's battles over Prentice and Michael Reese to evaluate each city's hospital preservation experiences. The verdict: "Alas, Chicago has done the wrong thing while St. Louis years ago made a wise choice."

When You Need Fido Most

Rush University Medical Center has established visiting hours for pets of hospital patients.

In the Wake of Hadiya

Several more teenagers were shot over the weekend. Eighteen-year-old Janay McFarlane a new mom whose sister was in the audience for Obama's speech on gun violence, was killed in North Chicago on Friday; Frances Colon was also killed on Friday, the third Clemente High School student to die this year.

Three teens were shot and one was killed in two separate incidents on Saturday evening. Meanwhile, a student brought an unloaded handgun to Foreman High School on Monday.

Buying Guns Elsewhere

By now, it's clear that but Indiana's weak gun laws allow would-be criminals easy ways to circumvent Chicago's tough laws. The Trib documents how it's done.

Five Months in Harper High School

This American Life has already posted part one of their epic Chicago youth violence episode.

Part two will air this coming Friday, Feb. 22.

JJJr Charges Filed

Federal charges were filed today against former Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. and his wife, former Ald. Sandi Jackson. Jesse was charged with conspiracy, making false statements, mail and wire fraud in connection with diverting $750,000 in campaign funds for personal use, while Sandi was charged with filing a false tax return. Don't miss the expenses list after the jump, which includes a lot of Michael Jackson memorabilia and even a mink cape.

United States of America vs. Jesse L. Jackson, Jr. by Gapers Block

Obama Delivering Address in Chicago

The President is back in town and at Hyde Park Academy High School, where he will deliver a speech linking inequality and violence.

Public Enemy No. 1

Chicago has a "Public Enemy No. 1" for the first time since Al Capone. He's Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman Loera, head of the Sinaloa drug cartel. Loera is believed to be in hiding out in Mexico City.

2 Arrested in Hadiya Pendleton Murder Case

Two men were charged Monday with the murder of Hadiya Pendleton. Police say they had fired into the group Pendleton was walking with after mistaking one of her friends for a rival gang member. One of the suspects had been arrested three times for various crimes while already on probation for weapons charges. Meanwhile, Pendleton's parents have been invited to the State of the Union Address.

EveryBlock Attracting Buyers?

Poynter reports that EveryBlock, which abruptly closed late last week, has attracted interest from potential new owners. EveryBlock founder Adrian Holovaty is not impressed with how owner NBC News handled the closing, stating that the site is now "damaged goods."

On the Violent Crime Beat

Nearly all of the 42 newly minted police detectives will focus on violent crimes.

Red Light Ruination

The CEO of Redflex Holdings resigned amid allegations of bribery connected to Chicago's red light camera contract. The City now says it will end the company's contract.

Is Phone Time On the Clock?

A Chicago police officer is suing the City over whether being required to check email on one's smartphone after hours counts as overtime.

Prentice Before Landmarks Commission ... Again

Bertrand Goldberg's Prentice Women's Hospital is currently before the city's Commission on Chicago Landmarks. If you're interested in real time updates, you can follow the Save Prentice coalition on twitter and facebook. UPDATE: Prentice no longer has preliminary landmark status, allowing another step towards demolition. Next: another court date.

First Lady to Attend Pendleton Funeral

Michelle Obama will attend the funeral for Hadiya Pendleton on Sunday; still no word on whether the president will attend.

Salon Bandit had a Coke Habit

Police say Jason Logsdon, who was arrested last week after allegedly robbing hair salons in the city and suburbs (previously), was paying for his addiction to cocaine.

The State of Our State: Marriage, Money and Guns

Governor Quinn's State of the State speech went as planned today, in which he called for actually dealing with the state's fiscal woes, increasing the minimum wage, legalizing same-sex marriage and controlling guns. Read more from the Trib, Sun-Times, WBEZ and Chicago Business, or read it yourself.

Messing with Sheriff Joe

Controversial Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio, who's facing a recall campaign, has another headache on his hands: identity theft. Someone used his credit card number to buy nearly $300 in groceries here in Chicago.

Totally Our Bad, Indiana!

For some reason, a convicted murderer from Indiana was mistakenly released from custody after appearing in a Chicago court yesterday. Hoosier State authorities are not happy! Steven Robbins was convicted of murder in 2002 in Indianapolis.

Remembering Hadiya

An $11,000 reward is being offered for information leading to the arrest of the person shot Hadiya Pendleton, whose death Tuesday, a week after she performed at the Presidential Inauguration, brought focus in DC and beyond on Chicago's soaring murder rate.

Pendleton took part in an anti-gang video in 2008.

"Industrial Shangri-La" in Trouble

Marktown, the landmark northwest Indiana community surrounded by industry, may be threatened by BP's expansion of its Whiting refinery. See an aerial view of the neighborhood after the jump.

Marktown, Indiana Aerial Looking East

Hair-raising Robberies

The Great Clips at Webster and Sheffield in Lincoln Park was robbed at gunpoint around 9:40 this morning. Police are investigating whether the robbery is connected to others that have occurred in the past month at hair salons in the area.

Aldermen Take Aim at Bedbugs

A new ordinance introduced in City Council would make it a $1000-a-day fine if a landlord fails to bring in exterminators for a bedbug infestation.

Woman Loses 4 Children to Guns

Shirley Chambers has lost her youngest son to gun violence this weekend when someone shot up the van Ronnie Chambers was riding in. His siblings were killed in 1995 and 2000.

Prentice to Get Some New Kind of Hearing

Commission on Chicago Landmarks has taken the unusual step of adding the old Prentice Women's Hospital to its February 7 agenda [pdf]. As scheduled, it will receive a revised report regarding economic issues and then consider the decision to reject its preliminary landmark recommendation. The Trib has some background.

"We Want Listeners Tomorrow. Go Make Babies Today."

The NYTimes media blog wrote up Chicago Public Media's "saucy" new advertising campaign.

After the Warehouse Fire

GB Managing Editor David Schalliol went down to the site of last night's warehouse fire to check out the aftermath. What he found was an ice-coated beauty amid the wreckage.

After the Warehouse Fire

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After the Warehouse Fire

See even more photos on Buzzfeed.

Massive Warehouse Fire in Progress

Nearly 200 firefighters are on the scene of a burning Bridgeport/McKinley Park warehouse, a fire that is the biggest "in many years." View CFD photographs after the jump. The Trib and the Sun-Times also have visuals. UPDATE: The CFD says the fire is now "under control."







"This is OnStar. We detected a shot. Do you require more bullets?"

CBS2 Chicago reports that Ald. Willie Cochran has suggested using GPS devices on all guns. "Just like if your car gets stolen, OnStar can tell you where your car is. If your gun gets stolen, and you report it, we should be able to find that gun."

Freshen Up that Camping Gear

It doesn't look like there will be officially recognized camping in Chicago for the foreseeable future, but the Forest Preserve plans to make camping viable in the county by 2014. Read the full plan here [PDF].

Strangled Over Toothpaste

DNAinfo has obtained surveillance video from a 2010 incident in which a man was strangled after stealing toothpaste from a CVS.

Post-game Tragedy

Following last night's highly anticipated Simeon-Morgan Park basketball game at Chicago State, a 17-year-old was shot and killed outside the gymnasium. It's unclear if the shooting had anything to do with a post-game fracas that was broken up by Chicago Public Schools security.

Nerd Punk Riot!

Mucca Pazza commanded the front page of the NYTimes' Arts section and landed a rave review.

Chief Keef Back in Jail

The Pitchfork video interview in which Chief Keef went to a gun range finally came back around to haunt him, as a judge decided it violated the terms of his probation for aiming a gun at police. Keith Cozart will be sentenced back to prison on Thursday.

It's Where They Were Headed

Customs officials at O'Hare held up 18 human heads destined for an area medical research facility. Apparently the heads are all fine and properly documented, but the facility is under investigation on unrelated matters. UPDATE: Apparently the heads weren't headed to a research facility at all -- they were going to a crematorium.

Largest Settlement Ever

The City will pay $22.5 million to Christina Eilman, who was picked up by the police during a bi-polar breakdown at Midway, held overnight and then dropped off in a high-crime neighborhood, where she was kidnapped, raped and fell from the seventh story of a public housing high-rise. The settlement is the largest to a single plaintiff in Chicago history.

Billy Corgan's Gigantic Neon Sign

The neon sign at Madame ZuZu's, Billy Corgan's tea house in Highland Park, was in the news recently when the Tribune reported the sign is about 5 times the size allowed by local zoning ordinance. Billy wrote a letter to the city asking for permission to keep the sign, and the city council approved the sign in last night's meeting.

Dart to Dig for Gacy Victims

Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart received approval to search for bodies in the Northwest Side apartment complex in which John Wayne Gacy's mother lived, at which the serial killer worked as a maintenance man for a number of years. Dart announced intentions to dig on the property last March.

Your Genius Bar Appointment may be Rescheduled

A car crashed into the North & Clybourn Apple Store Sunday night. A bystander shared photos with Chicagoist.

Making Sense of Murder via Hot Spots and Gang Diffusion

There's been a lot in the news about the city's murder rate, but most of the pieces aren't nine minute conversations with actual researchers and Alex Kotlowitz.

NPR on Chicago Violence

NPR's "Morning Edition" reported yesterday on Chicago's rising murder rate. They follow that up today with a piece prompted by listener questions about Chicago's "gun ban."

Lottery Winner Murdered

Urooj Khan won the lottery, and died the next day. Except cyanide was found in his body, so it's not just faux-ironic, it's a homicide investigation.

An Historically Dry Chicago Winter

According to Accuweather, Chicago's cumulative winter snow total finally exceeded an inch on Saturday. Quite uncharacteristically, we trail Little Rock, El Paso, and Oklahoma City in snow totals this winter.

Good People

Some kind Lincoln Park folks foiled a robbery Saturday night, tackling and restraining a purse-snatching, screwdriver-wielding parolee until police arrived.

The Segregation of Murder

The NY Times takes a look at Chicago's 2012 murders and breaks down the demographic differences between those near and far from homicides.

South Side Church's Saga Continues

Saint James Catholic Church, one of the buildings in To be Demolished, has been granted a 90 day reprieve thanks to Alderman Robert Fioretti (previously).

Your New Laws

From skin taxes to skee ball prizes, 2013 brings over 150 new laws for Illinois, all of which went into effect yesterday.

Police: Nope, 499.

While everyone else's count totals 500 (or more), the official CPD homicide count stands at 499.

Fugitive Found

One of the two inmates who escaped from the Metropolitan Correctional Center earlier this week was caught last night.

Illegal Christmas Chocolate Alert

Over at WBEZ, Louisa Chu reminds us that German Kinder Uberraschung chocolate eggs are still illegal and heavily fined in the US, no matter what those pushers at Christkindlmarket might tell you. Achtung!

Blue & White & Made Here

The first new locally built police SUVs have arrived in the CPD motor pool.

Downtown Prison Break

Two suspected bank robbers escaped from the Metropolitan Correctional Center this morning. Jose Banks and Kenneth Conley apparently knocked cinder blocks out of their cell wall and used a makeshift rope to climb out.

Therapy Dogs?

Yes, therapy dogs. A group of Chicagoland-raised golden retrievers made the trip to Newtown, Connecticut this weekend to comfort those affected by the shooting. The group started in 2008, following the NIU shooting, when a group of dog caretakers hoped to console the student body.

Concealed Carry Law Tossed

The 7th US Circuit Court of Appeals struck down Illinois' concealed carry law as unconstitutional yesterday, potentially paving the way for another attempt to pass legislation allowing it. Illinois is the last state in the union where concealed carry of any sort is illegal.

Maria Ridulph Murder Chapter Closes

Jack McCullough, a 73-year-old former policeman from Washington state once known as John Tessier, was sentenced to life in prison for the 1957 murder of Maria Ridulph.

TBOX gets Bloody

A man stabbed another man in the neck with a broken beer bottle at Wrigleyville's Red Ivy during this year's TBOX bar crawl. The security who helped the victim said he was bleeding so much it "like Friday the 13th."

Try a Charter School, Even if it's Terrible

A CPS-promoted school fair featuring "some of Chicago's great public school options, including charter schools," advertised almost no traditional schools -- but still found space for dozens of charter schools with the district's lowest ranking.

Rub and a Rub

Speaking of massage parlors, Center Square Journal reports that a chain of North Side spas offer a little something extra with your rubdown.

Unhappy Ending

A dissatisfied customer at a Chinatown massage parlor took an employee hostage when he realized his massage wouldn't come with any extra, um, perks.

Gacy Gets Tested

The Cook County Sheriff's office figured out a way to submit samples from John Wayne Gacy and other murderers to the FBI's DNA database -- by listing the executed men as homicides. The samples will be checked against the database to see if potential new victims turn up.

Daley Nephew Charged

Richard "RJ" Vanecko, former Mayor Daley's nephew, has been charged with involuntary manslaughter in the 2004 death of David Koschman.

State Congressman Accused of Fraud

Eighth District State Rep. La Shawn Ford was indicted Thursday on federal bank fraud charges in connection with a line of credit he took out with failed ShoreBank. Rep. Ford denied the charges, saying, "There is no bank fraud in my blood."

One Helluva Smoothie

If you're smuggling $7 million of pot inside frozen strawberries, and you tell police that your cargo is frozen fruit, they'll probably -- and understandably -- get suspicious if 1) your truck isn't refrigerated and 2) your destination is a residential driveway.

United Sues Untied

Chicago-based United Airlines is suing Untied.com, a website where dissatisfied passengers can air their grievances.

"Their life sentence at your hands compels a life sentence for you."

Alex "Cowboy" Campbell was sentenced to life in prison for running a sex-trafficking operation. Campbell forced his women, who were illegal immigrants from eastern Europe, to get tattoos of his initials or even worse.

These Boobies Definitely Do Not Rock

You've no doubt seen "Boobies Rock" breast cancer awareness t-shirts being sported and hawked around town. But think twice before buying them if you're serious about donating to legitimate cancer research organizations.

A Car with a Record

Remember that $600 car that racked up more than $100,000 in tickets? The Expired Meter follows up with more details on what exactly happened.

Extra Special Delivery

The USPS will soon test out same-day delivery in Chicago and other major cities, after a test in San Francisco starting in December.

E2 Back in Court

The owners of the ill-fated E2 nightclub are suing the city after their involuntary manslaughter convictions were overturned earlier this year.

Daughter of the Year

Though pregnant, Julie P. Franck donned a ski mask last month and robbed her own mother last month.

The Englewood Four Go Back to Court

The "Englewood Four," who spent 12-17 years in jail after being wrongfully convicted of the 1994 rape and murder of Nina Glover, have filed a federal lawsuit claiming that Cook County prosecutors and police framed them for the crime. Harold Richardson, Michael Saunders, Terrill Swift and Vincent Thames were exonerated earlier this year.

The Meter Deal Stays

The parking meter deal can't be nullified because the city is benefiting from it, a judge ruled in a lawsuit. Despite Mayor Emanuel's bluster about the deal, City attorneys sided with Chicago Parking Meters LLC in the case.

Lawsuit Filed in Prentice Preservation Battle

In about half an hour, a Circuit Court will hear a lawsuit by preservationists challenging the process by which Goldberg's Prentice Women's Hospital was denied landmark status. In short, they argue that the Commission on Chicago Landmarks violated and overstepped its legal authority. Read the complaint after the jump. UPDATE: The judge temporality halted any demolition plans until both sides of the conflict can be heard.

Prentice Complaint With Attachments

Is CeaseFire Curing Violence?

The Sun-Times reports that CeaseFire, now known as Cure Violence, has had "no significant success stories" in the three months since being given $1 million by the City to help curb gang violence.

Gapers Block has covered CeaseFire extensively over the years, both positively and more skeptically. Most recently, Jason Prechtel questioned the decision by Vice magazine to run a documentary about CeaseFire as part of a marketing campaign for a revenge-themed video game; Vice has since removed the documentary from the marketing campaign site.

When Hip-Hop and Gang Violence Collide

Chicago's high level of gang violence is nothing new, but its increasingly popular "trap" rap scene, featuring juvenile rappers that rhyme about guns, "bitches" and drugs, is adding more fuel to the already out of control fire. Many wonder who is responsible for the epidemic, the misguided teens or their parents? Chicago blogger Alexander Fruchter explores this troubling trend in an editorial for Ruby Hornet.

More Cook Co. Tax Increases

Cook County has approved a $2.95 billion budget that will increase taxes on guns, cigarettes, large out-of-country purchases, slot machines and video gambling terminals. The taxes, which includes a $1-per-pack increase, will go into effect next year.

"Chicago Fire" gets Full Season on NBC

NBC has decided to continue its new drama "Chicago Fire" for a full season. Much of the TV show has been shot on the city's West Side at the up-and-coming film studio Cinespace.

Harsh Punishment for a Bad Joke

Andre Curry, the man who used painter's tape to bind his 22-month-old daughter for a joke photo he posted on Facebook, was convicted yesterday of aggravated domestic battery and aggravated battery, and faces up to seven years in prison.

Presidential Change in Chicago

The City of Chicago is likely to benefit greatly from Obama's second term in office. According to Mayor Rahm Emanuel, the president has promised to invest in the education and infrastructure of his hometown.

$600 Car, $100,000+ in Tickets

In 2009, Jennifer Fitzgerald's ex-boyfriend abandoned his run-down old car in United's employee lot at O'Hare, where he worked. Unfortunately, the car's title was in Fitzgerald's name, so she got stuck with more than $100,000 in tickets the car racked up since then.

Passersby Were Amazed by the Unusually Large Amounts of Blood

Just in time for Halloween, the Sun-Times provides tips on getting the most out of your fake blood.

Navy Pier Till Next Century

The Children's Museum signed a 90-year lease on its Navy Pier space, putting to an end plans for a new subterranean spot in Millennium Park.

Sandy's Effects in Chicago

Hurricane Sandy's effects are being felt throughout the Great Lakes as high winds kick up waves as tall as 33 feet. A flood warning has been issued for the lake shore from 1am tonight through 4pm Wednesday. Meanwhile, more than 500 flights have already been canceled at Midway and O'Hare. Whet Moser passes along a couple ways to see Sandy's effects on local weather.

CPD Takes Off its CAPS

CAPS is unfunded in the 2013 City budget, the Reader reports. CAPS meetings will supposedly continue, but police superintendent Garry McCarthy says he wants each district commander to decide how the program is handled in their district.

Bad Eggs

Some activists will patrol Chicago neighborhoods on Halloween in hopes of protecting trick-or-treaters from egg-throwers. The messy and cruel act has become a recent trend among kids and teens, who like to record and post videos of them pelting the innocent, costumed children with eggs.

When Networks Stop Being Polite and Start Being Real Cold and Terrible

MTV has settled with Tonya Cooley, a "Real World/Road Rules Challenge" contestant (and "Real World: Chicago" alum) who sued the network last year for not intervening as two of Cooley's castmates sexually assaulted her on camera. MTV claims that Cooley "failed to avoid the injuries of which she complains."

Lil Reese Investigated for Beating

Lil Reese is being investigated by police again (previously), after a video of him beating a woman went viral (watch it on WorldStarHipHop if you must.) The rapper, whose real name is Tavares Taylor, owned up to the video on Twitter. UPDATE: Lil Reese has apologized for the assault.

The Jenny McCarthy Buzz Begins

Last week, the Sun-Times announced that Jenny McCarthy was coming on board as a print columnist and blogger for Splash magazine to give Chicagoans advice in her "Ask Jenny" column. Apparently, a few had something to say about it.

Perversion in Chicago's Scouts

Forest Park Patch has filtered through the Boy Scouts' "Perversion Files" for reports on local sex abuse scandals, including the one in Chicago from back in 1977. The LA Times has a searchable database.

News Corp's Newest Outpost?

The Trib reports that Rupert Murdoch wants to buy it.

The Pastor's Walk

The "rooftop pastor" Corey Brooks is back from his walk across the country to raise money for Project Hood. He only raised $500,000 of his hoped-for $15 million, but says he's not giving up on that goal.

A Word from the Bird

In honor of Chicago Ideas Week, the city turned to Twitter to ask users their opinion about the best way to get guns off of the streets. They received over 300,000 responses, varying from stricter parenting to looser gun control.

Church to be Demolished for Walgreens

The newest entry in our To be Demolished series is 834 W. Armitage Ave., the former Greater Little Rock The Lord's Church. Walgreens is currently planning to build a new store on the site.

Tragedy on the Northwest Side

A retired police officer shot and killed one of his own sons who was staying with him, mistaking him for an intruder.

Does Chicago Need Protected Bike Lanes?

A cyclist was killed this morning in Old Town when, attempting to avoid being doored, he swerved into traffic and was run over by a semi. WBEZ's got a map of dooring incidents, and the Active Transportation Alliance has a petition you can sign if you'd like to see protected bike lanes in the Loop.

Study Shows Mentoring Reduces Crime

A new social science research study conducted by the University of Chicago Crime Lab, in conjunction with Chicago Public Schools and local non-profits, determined that youth mentoring programs have the potential to significantly decrease violent crimes involving young people.

The New Dino in Town

Paul Sereno, paleontologist and professor at U of C, has discovered a new species of dinosaur through fossils that were originally excavated from southern Africa in the 1960s. The Pegomastax africanus ("thick jaw from Africa") is a small, fanged herbivore that resembles a bird.

Pot Like Christmas Trees

Dude, sorry to have to tell you, man, but the cops found your forest of marijuana down in Trumbull Park. They spotted it by helicopter, man.

Chicago "Genius Grants" Announced

The 2012 MacArthur Fellows have been announced and include a Northwestern University professor and the founder of the Chicago and New York based International Contemporary Ensemble.

Chicago Records 400 Homicides

Though temperatures have dropped recently, homicides have escalated. Violence that occurred in the city this weekend marked the 400th homicide this year.

Cougar Town

According to the Sun-Times, there have been two more cougar sightings in the North Shore. And not the Courteney Cox kind, but actual mountain lions. Residents are asked to take photos if they spot one.

Who Hurts Horses?

Someone broke into the police department's South Shore stables Sunday night and let loose 27 of the 30 horses, and injured two of them with a fire extinguisher.

Would-be Terrorist Targets ...Cal's?

Adel Daoud, an 18-year-old kid from Hillside, was arrested Friday night after allegedly trying to blow up a Loop bar with a car bomb. The FBI had been tracking him for months. The target was not released, but the owners of Cal's are pretty sure it was them.

A Few Good Goats

O'Hare is looking to hire a herd of goats as a greener way to keep grass around runways short.

The Noble Electrical Fire

There may be fewer horse-drawn carriages plodding through the city following a fire at an Old Town stable. No mammals of any kind were injured.

We're Number 227!

The Chronicle of Philanthropy's recent report, How America Gives, breaks down charitable giving by state, metropolitan area and by zip code. Illinois ranks 29, and the Chicago metropolitan area comes in at 227 out 366 areas. Local donors give 4.2% of income, a median amount of $2,296. If you want to know how your ZIP code fares, take a look.

The Heartbreaking Cycle of Life

Larry Porter, who became a father on Wednesday, was killed the same day when someone shot him while he was driving on the Dan Ryan Wednesday night.

Open the Door to 150 Chicago Places

Open House Chicago's 2012 website is now live, including this map of the locations open on October 13 and 14.

Drew Peterson Found Guilty

The wild and crazy Drew Peterson case moves briefly out of court today as the jury found him guilty of the murder of his third wife, Kathleen Savio. I say briefly, because you can bet there will be an appeal.

RIP: 38 Teenagers Shot & Remembered

More than 150 people have died this summer due to gun violence. The Complex City-Guide shares just a few facts about each teenager who died this summer in Chicago. This R.I.P Guide shares a few images and basic facts about each life we've lost. Listening to this great piece by Natalie Moore of WBEZ provides an interesting context for reading the names and descriptions of the shootings.

Bad Credit

As of yesterday, Illinois' credit rating has been downgraded by S&P in response to the state's failure to fix the pension system. Only California has a lower credit rating, but without the (apparently) ominous "negative outlook."

Cappleman Chased by Knife-Wielding Drunk

Forty-sixth Ward Ald. James Cappleman was chased by a woman with a knife on Friday after he called the police twice to report her public drinking.

12 Natty Jurors

As if the Drew Peterson trial couldn't be more of a circus, the jury all wore sports jerseys yesterday. It's not the first time they've coordinated their outfits.

Untangling the Routes

WBEZ created a helpful interactive map to illustrate which lines would be affected by the proposed CTA route restructuring.

A Rape Survivor Speaks Out Against Akin

Shauna Prewitt was raped while attending U of C; she became pregnant with her attacker's daughter, and later she successfully battled him in court for custody. Now a Chicago-based attorney, she wrote about the legal difficulties of women who become pregnant through rape, and penned an open letter to Rep. Todd Akin's recent comments on "legitimate rape."

Fluidic Systems Design Guide

That's the title of a book returned to the Chicago Public Library returned this week that's been checked out since 1975. The lendee found it while cleaning his Naperville home, and returned it during the CPL's amnesty period, so he got away with it scott free.

Legionnaires' Outbreak in Loop Hotel

Three guests at the JW Marriott Hotel at Adams and LaSalle have contracted Legionnaires' Disease in the past month. The hotel has notified 8,500 guests who've stayed in the hotel to watch for symptoms.

The Downside to Living Next to a "Crazy Cat Lady"

It's hard to sell your condo.

Neighborhood Festival Criminal

A guy tried to rob the gate at the Northside Summerfest in North Center by claiming he was there to relieve an employee, then stuffing his pocket full of cash.

Muslim Graves Graffitied

Several Muslim gravestones in an Evergreen Park cemetery were desecrated with anti-Muslim graffiti this week, the latest in an up-swelling of hate crimes in recent weeks.

"I kissed her, and it tasted like chocolate"

There is now a plaque marking the spot where Barack and Michelle Obama had their first date and first kiss. You can visit the spot at 53rd Street and Dorchester.

No More I-Bonds for Gang Members

Gang members will no longer be allowed to post recognizance bonds (aka I-bonds) when they're arrested, Police Supt. Garry McCarthy said yesterday.

Thanks for Being a Better Neighbor

Adrian Holovaty, who founded the wonderful EveryBlock, is leaving the company after five years. Holovaty's only plan is to stay in the city and work on some new projects.

The Skies Might be Friendly...

But United's customer service was less so when an unaccompanied minor from San Francisco was left stranded at O'Hare on her way to a Michigan summer camp in June.

Tour the Suburbs

If you're intrigued by suburban companies moving back downtown (including today's United announcement), you may be interested in Forgotten Chicago's "Corporate Kings of the Suburbs & Stern Pinball Tour," which will visit several midcentury suburban corporate campuses. Their upcoming Hyde Park modernist walking tour looks promising too.

Help Abused Dogs

Chicago Canine Rescue, which adopted out the dog who was punched to death by its owner last week, has started a fund for supporting behavioral training for abused animals in the dog's name.

Two if by Sea

Two Navy vessels will be joined by the Coast Guard and the Royal Canadian Navy docking at Navy Pier as part of Navy Week. They're on the first scheduled Naval cruise of Lake Michigan since 1999.

Police-Train Crash at Kedzie

An unmarked police car went around the gates at the Kedzie Brown Line crossing after a Loop-bound train passed -- and was hit by a northbound train. The car's driver and the conductor were taken to the hospital, and are reported in stable condition. The CTA is running a shuttle to take passengers between the Kimball and Western stations.

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11 Potheads Ticketed

The new marijuana ticketing law netted 11 people in its first weekend. The process is long: the alleged weed has to be taken to a police station to be verified, and there's plenty of paperwork; ultimately offenders receive tickets of $250 to $500.

Non-Stick Weirdo

Rock Island police arrested a naked man covered in cooking spray on Monday.

Fender Bender on the Chicago River

A Wendella tour boat hit the dock just west of the Michigan Avenue bridge, injuring seven.

U of C Surgeon Drowns

Donald Liu, a pediatric surgeon at Comer Children's Hospital, drowned this past weekend in Michigan while successfully saving two small children who were struggling to stay afloat in Lake Michigan. Many grateful parents have flooded the comments section with touching messages--take a look.

Been Caught Stealing

A tactical officer with the Chicago Police Department has pleaded guilty to racketeering conspiracy -- a fancy way of saying that he made a lot of money by stealing drugs and cash from one gang and giving them to another.

Peterson Trial Begins

The Drew Peterson trial finally got underway with opening arguments this morning. The Tribune is posting updates from the coutroom.

Eagle Scouts Making a Stand

Among the Eagle Scouts returning their badges in protest over the Boy Scouts' ban on gay troop leaders and scouts is Oak Park's Rob Breymeier.

"Flash Mob" Robs Store During Wicker Park Fest

More than a dozen people entered Mildblend Supply Co. Saturday night and stole around $2,000 dollars worth of merchandise. More in Mechanics.

"Singing From Beyond the Grave"

Delfino Mora, who died after being attacked in an alley by teens playing a vicious game (previously), was the lead singer of one of Mexico's most popular bands in the 1970s.

"Barren Souled" Balfour Sentenced

William Balfour was sentenced today to three consecutive life sentences plus 120 years for the murder of Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother and nephew. Judge Charles Burns told him his "soul is as barren as dark space."

Today's Court News

The City agreed to settle two lawsuits related to Jon Burge torture cases -- which means former Mayor Daley won't have to testify. Meanwhile, jury selection resumed in the Drew Peterson trial.

Uncoiling Toward Action

Roger Ebert reflects on the Aurora, CO shooting and the links between mental illness and guns, and violence and publicity.

Recovery Fund for Mana Food Bar Cook Ashley Pruneau

Ashley Pruneau, a cook at Mana Food Bar, was attacked in her home on July 1 by a man who broke in and beat her with a hammer that she'd reached for in self-defense. She's undergone one surgery, will need at least one more, and is recovering with family in Ohio. Coworkers have set up a fund to help defray medical costs.

More than Curiously Strong

This month's Dwell features important women designers, and among those featured are the local collaborators of Quite Strong.

AKA Knockout King

Whet Moser digs into the history of "point'em out, knock'em out," the "game" three teens were playing when they allegedly killed 62-year-old Delfino Mora (previously).

Disability Pay at CFD Tops $27 Million

The police aren't the only ones paying out millions a year in disability, the Sun-Times reports. The Chicago Fire Department pay more than $27 million to 390 firemen and paramedics, although the rules are different.

Trying an Interruption

The CPD is moving forward with plans to fund CeaseFire, the somewhat controversial anti-gang violence organization profiled in the documentary The Interrupters, in an effort to reduce violence.

Murder Video Posted on Facebook

A 16-year-old has been arrested for murder after posting a video on Facebook of himself beating 62-year-old Delfino Mora to death in an alley off Devon Avenue over the weekend. Two other teens have also been charged in the case.

Expensive Mystery Meat

Twelve CPS administrators were removed from their jobs after the city's Inspector General discovered they falsified paperwork in order for their own children to qualify for free or reduced cost lunches at their schools. It gets worse: the city found 55 more CPS employees in the last four years who have also lied on their paperwork for the lunch program.

Googling Crooks

Chicago police caught a man suspected of a gang shooting in New York by searching his name on Google.

Lawsuit Filed in Montrose Beach Dog Attack

You may recall our reporting back in March of an off-leash dog attacking and killing another dog at the Montrose Dog Beach. The owner of the attacking dog turned out to be an off-duty police officer, who was suspended over the incident. Today the Tribune reports that the dead dog's owner is suing him.

Ravenswood Hospital Claims a Life

A 16-year-old died after falling inside the vacant Ravenswood Hospital, which he was exploring with to friends Monday. GB staffer Monica Reida compiled a list of Chicago hospitals that have closed in the past 12 years.

Playing Cash for Guns

The gun buy-back program the City ran last month netted 5,500 guns -- but some of them came from pro-gun group Guns Save Life, who turned in "junk" guns and received $6,240 in gift cards, which they used to pay for an NRA shooting camp for kids.

The Derecho from Chicago

That storm that gave us all those crazy photos on Friday turned into a derecho or "land hurricane" that kept rolling all the way to the Atlantic, downing trees and knocking out power in Columbus, DC and elsewhere.

That's a Bit More than 15 Grams

While City Council was letting the guppies off with a ticket, the CPD and DEA were busting the big fish, seizing eight tons of marijuana on a semi trailer

We Live in a (Slightly) Growing City

After several years of decline, the Census Bureau estimates that Chicago is once again growing in population. It's only by 8,800 people, but that's a big change from the previous average declines of 20,000 people a year.

Slow & Steady Wins the Race

WBEZ does a roundup of some of the media outlets who had a hard time reporting on today's health care decision.

Chief Keef: The Voice of Chicago's Murder Spike?

SPIN's David Drake explains how the same social factors fueling the rise of much buzzed about local rap star (and recent Interscope signee) Chief Keef have also fueled the city's 38% spike in homicides this year. Previous GB coverage of Chief Keef and Chicago hip-hop here and here.

Well, I Guess it Still Refreshes

Speaking of the Trib's business practices, its keyword based Google ads generated this recent gem in an article about potentially questionable chemical additives in foreign Coca-Cola formulations.

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Record Attendance for Pride Parade

Speaking of the Pride Parade, the city's Office of Emergency Management and Communications estimated a record-breaking 850,000+ revelers turned out for yesterday's celebration.

"Savers of the Lost Ark"

Chicago Jewish News tells one part of the story of trying to save the former Anshe Kanesses Israel synagogue.

More Working Citizens

A new Brookings Institution report identifies Chicago as one of 10 US cities that account for 51% of all naturalized citizens. The report details that Chicago's population is 4% naturalized citizens and has a balance between high and low skilled labor characteristics.

Emanuel Does a 420 on Pot Law

As in, he hasn't quite endorsed marijuana decriminalization, but has put his support behind an ordinance that calls for ticketing for possession of 15g or less, rather than a mandatory trip to the police station.

Believing the Children are Our Future Investment

UC professor Luigi Zingales penned an op-ed in today's NYT that proposes that to lessen the student loan crisis, investors finance college expenses in exchange for a portion of the students' post-grad earnings.

Math Is Hard

Metra's estimating an $800,000 loss due to NATO. This, atop the hit local restaurants took during the summit, isn't looking good for the city's prediction that the two-day summit would generate $128 million in income.

Wrigleyville Hotel Project Escapes Foreclosure

The controversial and beleaguered hotel-retail-residential project in Wrigleyville has gotten a(nother) financial reprieve.

Wrigley Building Landmarked

The Wrigley Building is now an official Chicago landmark. For some reason, the building owners are going to celebrate by pointing blue lights at it for the next few months.

A $63,000 No-Call, No-Show

Charlie Trotter's been sued for failing to show up for a private dinner. The former Microsoft executive who won the dinner at a charity auction 11 years ago also won the judgement against Trotter -- but lost sight of the bigger picture, which was that the dinner was for, you know, charity.

"It Doesn't Have To Be This Way."

Some Chicago-based authorities on healthy, sustainable food -- including Jim Slama, Rick Bayless, and Will Allen -- are among a group of heavy hitters who're pretty upset with Congress.

Hand in That .45

...Or whatever it is you have. On June 23, the City is holding gun turn-ins at 23 locations around town. Anyone bringing in a gun will receive a $100 gift card, no questions asked.

Taking Reckless Endangerment to a Whole New Level

Word to the wise: if you get pulled over for not having your toddler in a car seat, probably not the best idea to ask your toddler to hold your gun for you.

You can Sell it in Illinois, Just not in Chicago

Although the city's farmers markets are kicking into full gear, don't expect to see your neighbor's awesome rhubarb crisp or your co-worker's garlic scape pesto for sale. At least, not if you live in Cook County.

Getting in the Green Lane

Remember the Kinzie Street protected bike lane? Yesterday, it was the site that national nonprofit Bikes Belong Foundation chose to announce their new Green Lane Project: a two-year initiative to create dedicated, inviting bike lanes throughout Chicago and four other cities.

A Growing Family

One of the Shedd Aquarium's Pacific white-sided dolphins, Piquet, gave birth yesterday to a healthy, but not yet named calf. Fearing the birth over the NATO weekend closure, several staffers had moved into the aquarium for the summit's duration, but Piquet held out until Memorial Day

Innocence Un-Served

Despite a mission to make sure no wrongful conviction goes uninvestigated, the Medill Innocence Project has let drop the case of Willie T. Donald, who had the misfortune of being in process during the David Protess evidence-tampering scandal.

Combatting the Gang Problem ...Again

Emanuel and McCarthy announced a new plan to attack the gang problem yesterday, including monitoring social media for gang coordination. What would you do?

The Fire that Shut Down the CTA

Roy's Furniture burned to the ground Tuesday night, just in time to royally screw up North Siders' commute home. Roy's plans to rebuild.

Panhandling People v. The City of Chicago

In which Chicago panhandlers, frequently intimidated and threatened by police, seek First Amendment justice for being shooed out of their Michigan Avenue spots.

Thanks for Everything, Fitzgerald

US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald announced today that he will step down at the end of June. He said he'll take the summer off to consider future career plans ...which sounds to the folks here in the office like he's headed to the private sector. The Trib runs down highlights from his 10 and a half years.

More than 2000 Exonerated

The Center for Wrongful Convictions at Northwestern and the University of the Michigan Law School have set up a national registry of exonerations, which collected more than 2,000 cases of wrongful convictions over 23 years.

Watch NATO Live Online

This collection of live streaming video sources is a good place to start if you want to check out the NATO protests and events- without actually going outside. SUNDAY UPDATE: Two standouts for today's demonstration include the Occupie Chicago stream from inside the crowd and the WGN camera from above.

A Blip or Boom?

NPR asks: Why is Chicago's 2012 murder rate so high?

Europe Day in CPS in time for NATO in Chicago

Students in various CPS high schools have been preparing for the influx of European heads of state by learning national anthems, history and, for a lucky few, even taking a trip to the EU. Including young people in the summit activities brought out messages of understanding, tolerance and optimism. Important concepts for young students that hopefully won't be lost on the power-holders occupying McCormick Place next week.

Stabbed in the Line of Duty

Four Guardian Angels were stabbed while trying to intervene in an iPhone robbery last night at the Clark and Division Red Line stop.

Snark Imitates Life

When the Onion published a faux story last week about an archaeologist named Brian Bauer who narrowly avoids deadly fate a Peruvian temple, no one apparently realized that there is a real-life Incan researcher and archaeologist named Brian Bauer; he's a faculty member at UIC.

Jeremy Hammond Enters Plea

Jeremy Hammond, the local hacker accused of being a member of Lulzsec (previously), pleaded not guilty today. Meanwhile, there's a defense fund at FreeHammond.org.

Balfour is not Englewood's Fault

William Balfour was found guilty of killing Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother and nephew on Friday; Natalie Moore writes in Ebony that Englewood is not to blame.

Mother's Day Tragedy

Four women celebrating Mother's Day together died in a car accident late Saturday night.

Desert Schmesert

Sam Kass, the Chicagoan who's a double-threat at the White House -- assistant chef and senior policy advisor on healthy food initiatives -- dishes about food deserts.

They All Look the Same to Me

Some downtown office workers were reportedly advised to "look like protesters" to avoid being "targeted by protesters" during next week's NATO summit.

Hejda, A-Ville Daily

The A-Ville Daily, which chronicled the comings and goings of Andersonville, has shut down.

What Goes Up Must Come Down

Marilyn has had her final days in Chicago and is being shipped to Palm Springs where she will stand until June 2013. Sorry Marilyn, maybe the Windy City was just too windy for that dress. Interesting dismantle to say the least.

Too Frequent Fliers

American Airlines used to sell a ticket for unlimited travel for life. As it got expensive, the company shut it down -- and started investigating some of its most active users.

The Heartland Institute Tries Alienation as a Tactic

Yesterday the right-wing Heartland Institute launched a new anti-climate science campaign with a billboard on the Eisenhower. It included a photograph of the "Unabomber" with the words "I still believe in Global Warming. Do you?" The organization planned to add Charles Manson and Fidel Castro with a similar message but promptly cancelled the advertisement after acknowledging that "our billboard angered and disappointed many of Heartland's friends and supporters." Still they "do not apologize for running the ad."

NATO Closings Announced

The Secret Service announced the parking, walking and driving restrictions that will be rolled out starting May 13 in anticipation of the May 20-21 conference at McCormick Place.

Adam Yauch of Beastie Boys Dies After Battling Cancer

Adam "MCA" Yauch has passed away after a battle with cancer. Yauch was diagnosed in 2009 after discovering a tumor in his salivary gland. He sat out Beastie Boys induction into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in April while undergoing treatment. He is survived by his wife and daughter. Adam Yauch was 47.

Here are a few videos from the Beasties' visits to Chicago, featuring both MCA's lyrical prowess and musical skills:

Weekend Getaway

If Michael Jordan's mansion is out of your price range, but you still want some Chicago-celebrity real estate, Al Capone's weekend retreat is on the auction block.

"As 'Local' As Possible"

City Farm gets shouted out in a National Geographic feature on urban farming.

Mayor Rahm talks Food Trucks and Education tonight on Facebook

The Mayor's going digital tonight for the third time in a Facebook town hall meeting. Topics up for discussion include food trucks and education reform amongst other questions submitted earlier on askchicago.org. The hour-long event starts at 6 pm at Facebook.com/chicagomayorsoffice.

Meet the City's Newest Harbor

The Public Building Commission posted a pretty comprehensive photograph set of the brand new 31st Street Harbor.

Judge Releases Jennifer Hudson's 911 Call

If you're morbidly curious, you can now listen to Jennifer Hudson's panicked 911 call from the night she found her mother and brother murdered in her home.

Better Late than Never

Scott McMurry's mom mailed him a postcard from the Shedd Aquarium while she visited Chicago in 1957. The postcard finally reached him in Decatur, GA last week, after first mysteriously arriving in South Daytona, FL. And now the Shedd is flying 71-year-old McMurry to Chicago for a visit.

Snakes Monkeypox on a Plane

Fortunately not, but a Delta flight from Detroit was quarantined at Midway Thursday evening after concerns that a passenger with a rash might have contracted monkeypox while visiting Uganda. The CDC checked the woman out and gave the all-clear after two hours, so you're totally safe.

The Cyberstalking Burglar

It wasn't enough for Jicheng "Kevin" Liu to steal from people. He also cyberstalked and harassed anyone who called him out on it.

Heroes & Horrors

Hero: Lincoln Square resident Ron Psenka, who in bare feet chased a man who had sexually assaulted a woman in the alley behind his home. Horror: a 2-year-old girl died after being beaten, scratched and bitten, allegedly by the man who was babysitting her while her mother was at work.

Murders Spike

Homicides are up 60 percent in the first quarter of 2012, compared to last year. Learn the stories behind the murders on RedEye's homicide map.

The Simpsons are Oregonians

Sorry, Illinoisians holding out hope that the Simpsons' Springfield was our own. Matt Groening revealed to Smithsonian that the cartoon town is named after (if not based on) the Springfield in Oregon.

No Tweeting at the Jennifer Hudson Family Murder Trial

As jury selection nears completion, the judge presiding over the trial of William Balfour, accused of murdering Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother and nephew, is requiring journalists to list both work and personal social media accounts on their credentials application in order to maintain media decorum. At least one reporter seems to think this is an outrage.

Mike Wallace, RIP

The famed CBS journalist passed away last night at the age of 93. Wallace's career had many Chicago connections, having worked in local media (WMAQ, Chicago Sun) in his beginnings. Wallace also took a hit in the jaw on camera during the 1968 Democratic National Convention. His 1957 interview with Frank Lloyd Wright was also particularly compelling.

Chicago State Shoots Itself in the Foot ... Again

Chicago State's new media policy is so overreaching that faculty may not even be able to speak to reporters about their research.

Fighting Crime! With Chess!

Or at least fighting recidivism. Illinois sheriff Tom Dart is bringing chess boards and pieces to Cook County Jail in hopes of teaching patience and decision-making.

It Takes One to Win, Many Millions to Lose

If you were like me last night, the odds that you would win the $640m lottery were not in your favor. Three winning tickets were sold last night, one of them in downstate Red Bud. The other winning tickets were sold in Kansas and Maryland.

Digging Up Gacy

The Cook County Sherriff's office hopes to excavate the yard of an apartment building where John Wayne Gacy once worked on the possibility that more of the serial killer's victims are buried there.

Hanging a Dog Doesn't Cure Dementia

In further poor pet ownership news, a man on the South Side was arrested for hanging his dog by its neck from a tree using a bicycle tire, claiming it was treatment to keep the dog from getting dementia. [via]

He's Keeping His Pumpkins to Himself

Billy Corgan shared a lot of his conservative political opinions on Alex Jones' radio show at SXSW last week.

SUV as Battering Ram

A drunk man first dared the driver of a car to run him over Saturday night, then got in his SUV and repeatedly rammed the car before fleeing, police say.

Feeling Lucky?

Starting Sunday, you'll be able to buy Illinois Lottery tickets online -- we're the first state in the country to do it following new legislation.

New Charges in NYE Rape Case

A third teen has been charged in connection with the rape of a young woman outside the Congress Theater New Year's Eve.

Is the Reasonable Cost of Living? The Fantastic Food Scene?

The majority of the Onion's editorial staff is reportedly opposing the newspaper's move from New York to Chicago.

A Poisonous Treat

Rogers Park pet owners should be on the lookout for pink squirrel poison pellets in places where dogs and cats can reach it. The pellets have more food content than rat poison, so other animals are more likely to think it's a treat.

Cover-up in Vanecko Case?

A new court filing alleges that police falsified reports in a death investigation involving a nephew of former Mayor Daley, including possibly an admission of guilt. The mother of the victim, who died after a fight outside a bar in 2004, is asking for a special prosecutor to reexamine the case.

Questioning Innocence

The Medill Innocence Project did something unusual last week: it published evidence contradicting the claims of innocence of one of its subjects.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to Visit King College Prep

Tomorrow at 10am, NBA legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar will appear with Gov. Pat Quinn at King College Prep, 4445 S. Drexel Blvd., to promote the STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Math) education initiative. Doors open at 9am.

Remember When Taste of Chicago Concerts Were Free?

If you want a seat in the Petrillo Music Shell in Grant Park during Taste of Chicago this year, you may have to shell out $25 due to a new ordinance being introduced by Mayor Emanuel. The lawn is still free though!

What Really Motivates Street Violence

In These Times' Joel Handley makes the case that our understanding of gangs is outdated, and the city could do a better job of dealing with street violence if it had a better model of its causes.

A Quieter Far South Side

Yesterday the CPD announced it cancelled plans for its controversial South Side shooting range following "input from community organizations." The bald eagles might have something to do with it too.

R.I.P. Chef Michael Altenberg

Michael Altenberg, chef and owner of Bistro Campagne, passed away unexpectedly over the weekend. Altenberg is credited with pioneering the farm-to-table movement in Chicago; he was 48 years old. A memorial is scheduled for Wednesday; details have not yet been announced.

Muti Weighs in on Symphony Fistfight

Riccardo Muti, the CSO's music director was astounded by two patrons fighting at a performance: "Never could I imagine the concert hall would become a (wrestling) ring." No word about the subsequent fistfight in the parking lot.

Waiting for God Particle

The hunt for the Higgs boson carries on at Fermilab, even though the Tevatron has been shut down.

Lopawhat Obama?

On Tuesday's G-8 press briefings, if you didn't hear Obama's mis-step on the pronunciation of Lollapalooza in regards to his confidence in Chicago being able to handle the security concerns of the NATO summit, check it out at the 1:20 mark. Notice the chuckle from the press. Maybe someone should give him a ticket to the next one.

Lulzsec Gets Pwned

Jeremy Hammond, a suspected member of hacker group Lulzsec and Anonymous was arrested in Bridgeport during an FBI raid today, apparently aided by the group's former leader. Read Chicago mag's profile of Hammond from 2007.

A New Sword for Lincoln's Tomb

Chicago foundry True Form Productions will be replacing the sword that was broken and stolen from Lincoln's Tomb in Springfield last fall.

Security Blanket

In light of the NYPD's recently revealed spying efforts on Muslims, Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy promised that the department "does not and will not conduct blanket surveillance and profiling of any community in the city of Chicago."

Shut it Down

After decades of protesting, Little Village and Pilsen residents celebrate a recent deal to shut down two coal-fired power plants, owned by Midwest Generation. Pollution from the plants has been blamed for illness, asthma attacks and even death in the community over the years.

Birthday, Interrupted

A celebration of Chicago's 175th birthday with Rahm Emanuel at the Chicago History Museum was interrupted by a group protesting the closure and consolidation of city mental health clinics.

A Curious Update

Robert Duffer writes an update on the "curious case" of Columbia not renewing the contract of Fiction Writing Department Chair Randy Albers.

#23 for $29MM

Michael Jordan has listed his Highland Park mansion for $29 million, making it the highest-priced home in the Chicago market. I can only assume this includes a three-bedroom guest house filled with Rayovac batteries.

Northside Police Districts to Merge This Weekend

Starting March 4, the 19th Police District, which includes Lakeview and Lincoln Park, will absorb the 23rd district and move its headquarters to 850 W. Addison. The redrawn district's new commander has not been announced yet.

Help Plan the Plan 2.0

The Chicago Housing Authority is launching [pdf] the design process for the "Plan for Transformation 2.0," and they'd like your input.

One Cool Chicago Street

Tomorrow at 10am, a public street dedication ceremony will be held to pay tribute to Bernie Mac; the late comedian and actor will be honored in the Englewood community with "Bernie Mac St.," at the corner of 69th and Sangamon Streets, the actual block where he was raised.

A Good Deed, Indeed

Reverend Corey Brooks, aka "The Rooftop Pastor," who has been camped out atop an old South Side motel for over 90 days in an effort to raise funds to build a community center for inner-city youth, can finally come down: This morning, filmmaker/director Tyler Perry, whose new movie Good Deeds opens today, announced live on the syndicated Tom Joyner Morning Show that he would pay the $98,000 balance needed to fund the project.

Shovels at the Ready

A Winter Storm Watch has been issued for the city this evening with accumulation predictions ranging from 4-to-7 inches in 36 hours; totals which WGN-TV meteorologist Tom Skilling says could "rank among the city's heaviest."

Cyclist Struck by Car Needs Help with Medical Bills

Rudy Carrillo, father of two and piercer at Chicago Tattoo & Piercing Co, was struck by a car on Sunday while riding his bike. He's been badly hurt and doesn't have health insurance, and CTC has launched fundraising efforts to help defray the cost of his medical bills. For information on how you can help, see this Facebook post, this Instagram post, this blog post, or check the CTC website tomorrow for more details.

Knight in Shining (Riot) Armor

The City is currently taking bids to outfit the Chicago Police Department's 30-man mounted unit with riot gear for the G8 summit. And not just the officers, but the horses too -- leather nose guards, wrap-around eye visors, high-impact plastic leg shields and a small sign asking you not to pull on their tail (not true).

Education Reform Sit-in Launched in Humboldt Park

A group of parents, students and supporters have occupied Brian Piccolo Specialty School. The group's first statement was released just before midnight on Friday via Occupy Chicago, and live streaming video has been established inside the school.

Chicago News Cooperative Announces Closure

The Chicago News Cooperative told its staff today that it will shut down at the end of next week. UPDATE: In Crain's, CNC Editor Jim O'Shea characterized it as a "suspension," saying that the organization was exploring possibilities including splitting into for- and non-profit units and partnering with the Sun-Times. UPDATE: Further details in the Reader. UPDATE: Read the official announcement on the News Coop's website.

Let the Right One In

Careful- in some areas, thieves are gaining entry to homes by posing as utility company employees, only to cart off cash and jewelry when they leave. They're largely scamming the elderly, so consider warning neighbors who might be targets.

The Grid: The Mediated Plant

The newest installment of our documentary series The Grid examines how The Plant -- Chicago's vertical farm and food business incubator -- has been represented in the media.

Rosemont Renamed

After purchasing the 5-year naming rights, Akoo International, Inc. will change the name of the Rosemont Theatre to the Akoo Theatre at Rosemont.

Convicted Chicago Mobsters Go to Appellatte Court

James Marcello and Joseph "Joey the Clown" Lombardo, reputed Chicago Mobsters convicted in the 2007's Family Secrets Trial, get another chance today to oppose their 2007 conviction.

Action Movie Heist Hits Lincoln Park Jeweler

Approximately $500,000 worth of jewelry was stolen from Steve Quick Jeweler when thieves broke into the sushi restaurant next door in order to gain access to the store's safe.

Controversial City Sticker to be Scrapped

The City has decided to pull the winning city sticker design amid concerns that its imagery includes gang symbols. No word yet which of the other designs will be substituted, nor whether the 15-year-old student who designed the winning sticker will be forced to give back the $1000 bond he received.

Did We Vote on Gang Signs for Our Windshields?

Are there gang signs hidden in this year's city sticker design? Police blogger Detective Shaved Longcock makes a convincing argument that the sticker features symbols for the Maniac Latin Disciples. A gang member source of the Expired Meter corroborates.

Cops Learn to Communicate

Authors Charlie Newton and Jonathan Eig are trying to help Chicago police officers write better police reports.

We'll Survive on Wacker Drive

Crews working on the Wacker Drive reconstruction discovered a fully stocked fallout shelter from 1962.

The Week Nobody Got Killed

The RedEye's Homicide Tracker added a murder today for the first time since Jan. 24. It's the first time since reporter Tracy Swartz started the tracker that there's been a whole week without a homicide.

Building Collapse by Neglect

A historic terra cotta building partially collapsed in Auburn Gresham yesterday, injuring four pedestrians. As Eric Rogers notes, one shame in the whole situation is the city bought the building more than ten years ago to try to protect it and the community. A photograph of the partially demolished building is after the break.

Demolition of 79th and Halsted Corner Building

Newt's No Survivor

Newt Gingrich may want to be seen as rising up the the challenge of his rival, but he didn't check on whether Survivor was OK with him using "Eye of the Tiger" at campaign rallies, and now he's got a legal challenge on his hands.

If you liked my play on the lyrics up there, you'll love Samantha Abernathy's post on Chicagoist.

A Kitten is Not a Football

The latest Chicagoan to heap scorn on: Percy Love, who kicked his kitten 15 feet into the air and signaled a fieldgoal, according to police.

MCIC to Close

The Metropolitan Chicago Information Center will close by the end of the year due to downturn of funding from nonprofits.

High Standards

Though a new fire-safety ordinance was passed by the city in 2003, quite a few residential high-rises still fail to meet standards. City council recently extended the compliance deadline to 2015, but you can look up the status of your building here.

To Your Door Service

A Willowbrook man called 911 and said that he "wanted to see an officer because he wanted to fight with them." The police obliged.

One Possible Workforce Future

Crain's breaks down estimates of Illinois' employment characteristics in 2018 from a recent Georgetown Center on Education and the Workforce report.

Nailed It

A local man proved once again that it's possible to shoot a nailgun into one's own head and not realize it.

Tower Heist

Well, sort of -- last week in the southwest suburbs, a few scrap metal thieves managed to dismantle an entire building and cart off the steel. The article has no mention of security lasers or a slightly off-kilter demolitions expert, but we can hope.

Jane Addams Hull House is Closing Shop

After 123 years of providing social services to the city's underserved people and communities, the Jane Addams Hull House Association will close by the end of March and file for bankruptcy.

Pens, Check. Bookbag, Check. Books iPad?

IBooks 2, a digital textbook service from Apple, was unveiled today. The move, in collaboration with textbook market majority publishers Pearson PLC, McGraw-Hill and Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, is likely to make Apple's iPad an education essential.

Teen Beating Suspects Charged

A quick update on the teen beating caught on video: seven have been charged in the attack, and one of them is being charged as an adult. Bail was set at $100,000.

Sharkula won't Confirm Spiritual Guidance from Wesley Willis

Chicago's future last rapper standing and all around hustler Sharkula is the subject of a feature in Forbes.

Brutal Beating Caught on Video

Police are investigating an assault and robbery caught on tape of a teenage boy by seven other teens outside Ward Elementary in Bridgeport. The video was originally posted by one of the assailants, and is now mirrored elsewhere. [via]

Warning: This video is obviously violent and also includes strong language. Not safe for work. A backup copy can be found here.

UPDATE:

Via the Reddit thread linked in the [via] above, here's video of the victim escaping:

One of the suspects has allegedly been arrested. Meanwhile, a friend of the assailants has posted videos explaining that the beating occurred as retribution for a prior fight in which 20 guys beat up two of the assailants.

UPDATE 2:

Teenager Dave from WTFProduktionz is following the story and posting updates as well.


Split with Express Scripts a Bitter Pill for Walgreens

Breakups are never easy, but Walgreens seems particularly upset about cutting ties with Express Scripts, formerly one of the drugstore chain's biggest customers. Walgreens is taking to Twitter with its grievances, saying, "It's time to take a stand against @ExpressScripts. Tell them people want a choice by tweeting hashtag #ILoveWalgreens" in a (sponsored) tweet.

Courtward Bound for Bad Gag

A 21-year-old father who posted photos to Facebook of his daughter bound and gagged back in December was indicted yesterday.

Hangings Have People Suspicious

Two suspects hanged themselves in the same week at the Area Two police station, leading their families and community leaders to call for an investigation.

Macabre Legal News

An appeals court found that a woman injured by the flying body parts of a man struck by a Metra train can sue his estate.

Fluffy the Bandit

Be careful drinking that new marshmallow vodka. Apparently it makes you break into houses.

Another Would-be Victim Strikes Back

Chicago has been unleashing formidable would-be victims, most recently including this former wrestler.

Gacy Victim Back from the Dead

Another presumed victim of John Wayne Gacy has been found alive (previously).

Bad Dad: Baby in Bondage

Andre Curry thought it would be funny to post a photo of his 22-month-old daughter with her, mouth, hands and feet bound with painter's tape on Facebook. The police were less than amused.

Sun-Times Gets New Owners

It's official: A Chicago-based investment group inked a deal to purchase the Sun-Times. In related news, you can buy a major newspaper for "more than $20 million."

Cop's Grabbed Crotch, Cause for Beating

A suspect was beaten after grabbing an officer's groin and refusing to let go.

Maybe People Aren't so Terrible After All

Early this morning the Sun-Times posted about how Toys for Tots Chicago lost $25,000 to a suspected embezzlement. They've now announced that an anonymous donor's large gift and dozens of others made up the entire loss.

Chicago is Great; Illinois Hates Us

Chicago was named the fourth most economically powerful city in the world by The Atlantic. Meanwhile, the idea that the rest of Illinois should separate from Chicago is still getting play. The Huffington Post Chicago sums up the dramatics nicely.

While we're on the topic of city cred, Chicago ranked 26th in the Mori Memorial Foundation's Global Power City Index this year, we're the fourth most walkable city in America (previously), and came in sixth in the Chicago Council of Global Affairs' 2010 Global Cities Index (previously). So we've got that going for us, which is nice.

Dentist to Pimps Wants to Work Again

Remember the dentist in Marina City who was laundering money for pimps? He's out of prison and looking to get back to filling cavities.

Please Cure this Bieber Fever

All last week Evanston Township High School repeatedly played Justin Bieber's song "Baby" over the building's loudspeakers during passing periods until students coughed up enough donations to fund the construction of a student art space and hangout.

Tweedy's Temps

The Wilco frontman may be better at delivering the weather report than the rock and roll.

Aggressive Panhandling to the Extreme

A man who beat up a woman who wouldn't give him a cigarette in 2008 was arrested in Uptown after threatening to kill a man who wouldn't give him change.

U.S. Mint Cuts $1 Coins

Though we were all very fond of noticing that various vending, parking or CTA machines accepted or gave presidential dollar coins as change, Biden has declared, "Nobody wants them." Though this $50 million cut from the federal budget will end the series on James Garfield, Biden contends, "As it will shock you all, the call for Chester A. Arthur coins is not there."

Playboy to Head West

The magazine will be shutting down operations and moving to Los Angeles by the middle of next year.

"Where the 1 Percent Lives"

Chicagoland boasts two of the richest zip codes in the country. You probably won't be surprised at which ones: Kenilworth at #3, Lake Forest at #13 and Winnetka at #14. (Thanks, Dee!)

Carl Sandburg's Birthplace Home is in Trouble

The Carl Sandburg Historic Site may not reopen in the spring thanks to worsening state finances.

The Uptown Standoff Ends

CPD and ATF officers arrested three suspects after a standoff in Uptown that suspended CTA Red and Purple Line service north of Belmont for more than six hours Monday night.

Poor (Criminal) Life Choices

This mugger didn't know that the guy he pulled out of a car was a mixed martial arts expert and Ultimate Fighting Champion, but he soon found out.

Occupying the Super Motel

Rev. Corey Brooks has been living in a tent on top of an abandoned motel across from his church for the past 12 days. Last night, Occupy Chicago protestors joined him.

Towed or Stolen? Maybe Both.

Three tow-truck drivers have been arrested and more are being sought by police after an investigation found multiple cases of drivers stealing cars, often selling them for scrap.

Lost: One Expensive Suit

An 80-year-old man donated a suit to Goodwill -- and accidentally gave away his life savings with it. Workers are currently sifting through more than half a million donations to find it for him.

Gacy Victim Identified

Sheriff Tom Dart announced today that one of the eight unknown victims of John Wayne Gacy has been identified through DNA (previously) as William George Bundy, who disappeared in 1976.

Here's an exclusive 1992 interview with Gacy by Channel 2's Walter Jacobson, 13 years after he was convicted of murdering 33 young men.

Cornbleet Murderer Sentenced to Life

Hans Peterson was convicted of murdering Chicago dermatologist David Cornbleet, and sentenced to life in prison. Kevin Guilfoile shares an interview with Cornbleet's son.

We're Safe from ...Water Hackers?

Chicago Metropolitan Water Reclamation District officials assured the citizenry that it is safe from cyber attacks, after Russian hackers very slowly took down a water system downstate via a stolen password.

Hans Peterson Stands Trial

Kevin Guilfoile has an update on the Cornbleet murder case from a couple years ago (previously 1, 2, 3, 4)

Getting the Drop on Shoplifters

More than 50 "professional shoplifters" have been arrested in stings at area malls and along Michigan Avenue since October.

Red Line Sucker-Punch Being Investigated

A week after an April video of a man punching out a homeless man in the Chicago Red Line subway station went viral, Chicago police are searching for the attacker.

They Thought They Knew

A misunderstanding on where exactly proceeds where going has left a blemish on this year's women in cycling pin-up calendar by local group (though not for long) Though You Knew.

Sounding the Alarm

If you hear sirens at 1pm today, don't worry -- it's part of the first-ever nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System.

Local Woman Accuses Cain of Harassment

A Chicago-area woman came forward today to accuse Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain of sexual harassment.

Happy Bill Kurtis Day!

Later today Chicago's Cultural Affairs Commissioner will proclaim today in honor of Bill Kurtis and his partner, Donna LaPietra.

Anonymous Wins the Lottery

It's hard to keep your name out of the papers when you win the jackpot, but there are ways.

I Sense a Weird Al Cover in the Works

One of the best TribLocal headlines I've read, "It's hard out there for a mime," is actually about a teen mistaken for one when what he intended was to dress up as a dancer from America’s Best Dance Crew. "...not used to seeing street performers in a residential neighborhood, some neighbors were confused and called police."

Mixing Jet Fuel and Gardens

Air travel may not be particularly environmentally friendly, but the Chicago Department of Aviation is greening its airports with everything from aeroponic gardens to solar panels.

Mother of Hillary Clinton Dies

Chicago native Dorothy Rodham, mother of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, passed away this morning at a hospital in Washington at the age of 92.

Property Tax Primer

To help make sense of the whirlwind of TIF talk, Ben Joravsky put together a beginner's guide about where your money actually ends up.

Well, That's Embarrassing

A man believed to be among serial killer John Wayne Gacy's victims turns out to be alive and living in Florida. He was discovered as part of the Cook County Sheriff's efforts to identify eight John Doe victims through DNA testing.

Where to Donate for Turkey

A 7.2 magnitude earthquake struck Turkey this weekend; the Turkish American Cultural Alliance and Turkish American Society of Chicago are accepting donations for disaster relief.

An Unusual Long Distance Relationship

Naluark, the Shedd's 13-foot-long beluga whale, recently took two trucks and a plane to get to Connecticut for some, um, personal time with two female whales.

MegaBus Driver DUIs in Iowa

The driver of a MegaBus from Chicago to Des Moines was pulled over in Iowa for drunk driving this weekend.

1 Officer, 3 Shootings

Chicago Police Officer Gildaro Sierra is under investigation after the third shooting of a suspect since January, with two resulting in fatalities. The latest was caught on tape -- though according to Second City Cop, it's not muzzle flashes you see in the video.

Field Museum's Restrooms are Nice

So nice, in fact, that they've been named the nation's best by Cintas in its 10th annual America's Best Restroom awards.

Putting the "Thugs" in Bone Thugs-N-Harmony

A Chicago man is suing a lot of people after a member of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony allegedly attacked him on the group's tour bus.

Remove Your Old City Sticker

Unless you want a ticket. Police are ticketing some cars with expired city stickers still on their windshields despite having valid current stickers, too, enforcing a little-known technicality in the ordinance.

A Sweet and Battery

A Brighton Park woman hit and pelted her husband with cupcakes in a domestic dispute over the weekend. Her husband had been arrested three times for domestic battery since 2003, but the charges were dropped; so far he is pressing charges.

Some Pets Get Abandoned, Others Get Pampered

One side-effect of the foreclosure crisis in Chicago: abandoned pets are crowding local shelters. Meanwhile, sales of luxury items for pets are on the rise.

Gacy in the News

A judge has approved the exhumation of one of John Wayne Gacy's victims for a DNA test. Meanwhile, Steve Rhodes reviews a new book about Gacy by one of his lawyers.

Makeshift Memorial

After news of Jobs' death, Apple stores around the world have become impromptu shrines, with the Michigan Ave. store among them.

"You know what's coming next? Civil suit."

Jacques Rivera was released yesterday after 21 years in prison for a murder he didn't commit.

Operation C.W. Marketing

The Cook County Sheriff netted more than 100 people with outstanding warrants by inviting them to collect prize winnings at a consumer electronics survey session.

Now You Can Curse All You Want in Park Ridge

... but be careful about your gender "inappropriate" clothing.

We're Getting a New Moon Rock

The moon rock embedded in the Tribune Tower has been removed so that NASA can replace it with a new one sometime soon.

Mustachicago

We're the most mustache-friendly city in America, according to the American Mustache Institute, who should know.

Tragedy Leads to Legal Precedent

Alisha Brennon, spouse of Christina Santiago, who died the stage collapse at the Indiana State Fair, has filed a wrongful death suit. The lawsuit will likely help set precedent for how same-sex marriages or civil unions are recognized in states that don't offer them.

O'Hare Introduces Air-O-Ponic Gardens (Get It? Get it?)

Terrible puns aside, O'Hare is now home to the world's first airport aeroponic garden. The O'Hare Urban Garden -- 26 growing towers in Terminal 3, which boast more than 50 varieties of herbs and vegetables -- will provide produce for several restaurants at the airport.

Lathrop Homes May Radically Change

The CHA has voted to proceed with plans to develop the riverfront Julia Lathrop Homes as a mixed-use community. Preservationists and residents alike have hoped it wouldn't come to that.

What's Next, Groupon Field?

It's official: The Wrigley Building's been sold. The dudes behind Groupon are minority partners in the new ownership structure.

Another Honor for Chicago Architecture

Chicago architect Jeanne Gang is among the 22 2011 MacArthur "Genius Grant" recipients. She's best known for Aqua, but she's been involved in a bunch of other interesting projects too.

Working Hard to Retain Some Advertisements

Today the Trib is among the papers revealing iCircular, a new advertising platform for newspaper apps developed by the AP.

Alley Pooper, Beware

A dude who decided to relieve himself in an Uptown alley on Saturday didn't realize that a security camera was watching his every move(ment). (Maybe kinda NSFW)

It Kinda Looks Like a Slot Machine

The head of the Chicagoland Chamber of Commerce thinks the Thompson Center should be turned into a casino.

Burnt to a Crisp, and Not in a Good Way

Pasieka, a Polish bakery that's been serving the Avondale neighborhood since the Great Depression, burned down on Tuesday morning. The extra-alarm fire, which took 150 firefighters more than three hours to extinguish, is under investigation. GB flickr pool contributor Gabriel X. Michael has some photographs from the scene.

Keep Them Unsafe Inside

The death of a teenager led to the discovery of three more maltreated teens and more than 200 animals in an 1,100-square-foot Berwyn apartment.

Are You Really Visiting Your Favorite Website?

In other Internet news, suburban-based Vasco Data Security's Dutch subsidiary DigiNotar is at the center of a hacking scandal that potentially threatens global Internet security.

The Headline Says it All

"Car crashes through house, killing man, exposing marijuana operation."

How Big is a 3.6 Million Acre Fire?

The Atlantic totals up Texas' unprecedented wildfires this season and superimposes the total area on the country's ten largest cities. So much for Chicago.

Genetic Link to PTSD Found

With a sampling of NIU students examined before and after the 2008 on-campus shooting, researchers might be able to take something positive away from the tragedy.

Impounded Car Makes a Break for It

A South Side man recently got a red light ticket in suburban Willowbrook for a car that was supposedly in an impound lot for months. When he checked at the lot, he was informed that the car had been destroyed, despite the fact that he was paying off fines on a payment plan.

Groupon Exec Andrew Mason May Have Stumbled Into SEC PR Rules Quagmire, IPO Delay Possible

New trouble for hometown giant Groupon, this time self-inflicted. According to a report in The New York Times, Groupon chief executive Andrew Mason may have broken SEC rules preventing a company from attempting to "condition the market by hyping its stock" by issuing an internal memo recently. In it, he defends against media reports about the company's numbers, a balance sheet that will no doubt be adversely affected if Groupon's IPO is put on hold.

SOLVE Murderer Sentenced

Kirk Tobolski, the man who stabbed street artist Brendan "SOLVE" Scanlon to death in 2008 was sentenced to 12 years in prison yesterday.

Check Your Deed

The deeds to at least 30 homes in Chicagoland have been mysteriously transferred to the Moorish Science Temple of America, an obscure religious sect -- including the home of City Treasurer Stephanie Neely.

More Guns = Less Crime?

John Lott looks at crime statistics before and after the gun ban overturn.

RIP, Mikey C.

The Trib has a terribly depressing article (with an equally heartbreaking photograph) about a police horse that died yesterday afternoon at North Avenue Beach.

Round Up the Usual Suspects

Or maybe not- turns out police lineups might not be worth all that much. Studies suggest almost one third of witness identifications are wrong. Scary numbers for cities eager to put criminals behind bars. Earlier work in Chicago helps lead the way.

Have a Criminal Record?

Now it's a little easier to get it expunged.

Finding a Small Amount of Solace

Nearly 50 years ago, Chicagoan and Peace Corps Volunteer Larry Radley was among 30 people who died in a plane wreck in the Colombian jungle. His brother vowed to visit the site, but didn't realize how difficult that would be.

MDW Fair To Return in October, Opens Call for Proposals

Chicago's breakaway-spirited MDW Fair will return this October to Bridgeport's Geolofts, and has announced that proposals for the sophomore installment are now being accepted.

Lynwood's 2008 Baggy Pants Ban Still Under Fire

With tickets being written for up to $750, you might have to sell your entire suspenders collection to pay.

The Return of the Gaylords

After three decades out of the spotlight, the Gaylords street gang is in the headlines again with a bust.

Uptown Clean-Up

After 29 arrests in late July, "Operation Uptown Girl" has sent 11 to prison on narcotics charges. This follows "Operation Sugar Magnolia" in January as part of an effort to combat a rise in gang violence and drug sales in the area.

O'Hare Gets Sweeter

Nope, not in the concessions department (sadly). But 23 bee hives have been installed along the east side of the airport, managed by Sweet Beginnings, to make use of unused open space. Sweet! (Pun!) [via]

Grant Park Still a Mess From Lollapalooza

And with festival damage the worst it's ever been, it might not get better for another month.

Bringing Recreation and Order to the South Loop

The construction of the new Jones College Prep building opens up possibilities for the old building site, including installing a park and straightening out the awkward Harrison/State intersection.

How Much is a Downtown Apartment?

Likely more expensive than ever.

Grave Robber Busted

No, he wasn't digging up corpses, but a suburban man was caught stealing more than 400 graveside vases from area cemeteries and trying to sell them to a scrap dealer on the South Side.

IPhone Owner Chases Down a Criminal

Corrie Besse definitely deserves a high-five after chasing down the thief who stole her iPhone on the train -- and has since pleaded guilty to pushing a 68-year-old woman down the stairs to her death in another CTA iPhone robbery back in April.

Candy and Restaurants Nearly Devoured by the G8

Two major trade shows have changed their annual show dates in order to accommodate next May's G8 summit and its security demands.

Less Trash Pickup, More Vermin in Our Future?

The City is considering reducing trash pickup from once a week to every 10 days as a cost-cutting measure. Methinks the reduction in sanitation staff would be offset by the increase in pest control staff.

From the Jail to the Pound

Non-violent Cook County jail inmates have been chosen to work after-hours at Chicago's Animal Care and Control cleaning up kennels, a program that helps save the City money and gives the inmates useful services to perform.

Earlier Curfew For Kids

Under a new ordinance passed yesterday by the city council, children under the age of 12 now have an earlier curfew that requires them to be home by 8:30 pm on weekdays, 9 pm on Friday and Saturday nights.

11 Local Post Offices Face Closure

Eleven post offices may close in the latest round of proposed cutbacks from the USPS. All of them are on the South and West sides except for one in the West Loop.

Here's a full list of the post offices in Illinois currently targeted for closure. Around 3,700 are on the list nationwide.

Never Dreamt He'd Go to Jail

Rep. Luis Gutierrez was arrested yesterday afternoon outside the White House. He was seen sitting on a curb with others to protest the more than one million people who have been deported since President Obama took office. This wasn't the first time he's been arrested related to immigration reform.

Baby-Thrower Arrested

An alleged kidnapper threw the infant he was carrying at the cops chasing him down. One of the officers managed to catch the baby before it hit the ground.

Welcome to Chicago -- Now Pay Up

Travelers pay more in taxes in Chicago than anywhere else in the nation, a new report finds.

The Heat Gets to People

A man shot another man dead over a dripping air conditioner Monday. [via]

Well, at Least the Trib's Printing Business Seems Healthy

Yesterday the Trib announced it will print the Sun-Times and seven of its papers in addition to distributing them.

Aaron Swartz Charged with Data Theft

Aaron Swartz, one of Chicagoland's earliest bloggers (now living in Cambridge, MA), was indicted today for allegedly stealing more than 4 million documents from MIT and the JSTOR journal article archive. Here's the indictment [PDF]. Demand Progress, the political action committee he founded, has released a statement that notes MIT asked the government not to prosecute. More on BoingBoing, Kottke and Reddit.

Blue Bin Competition

The City turned its curbside recycling program into a three-way competition, with two private firms going up against Streets & San trucks. The plan is to expand recycling to more neighborhoods in six months.

No Futures

A former commodities broker from New York had several members of the Chicago-based National Futures Association on his hit list, according to federal prosecutors.

Without Borders

Following an unsuccessful play for a bankruptcy-court auction (no bidders stepped in to save the national bookstore chain), Borders Group Inc. will liquidate its 399 stores, possibly starting as early as Friday.

It's That Time of Year Again

If you get hot during the day, you can head to a cooling center.

Napoleon the Magnificent

Troy Bonaparte became the first person sent to prison for human trafficking in Cook County. Read our 2010 story about sex trafficking in Chicago in Mechanics.

Serious Problems with Real Estate Price Estimates

The Illinois Association of Realtors made a mistake in its May estimate for median home values that suggests their last three years of data may be erroneous. The result: rather than Chicago's median condo sale price going up more than 10%, it was down at least 7.8% compared to last year.

Finish Them!

This morning's severe thunderstorm knocked out power for more than 600,000 people in the Chicagoland area. I caught a screenshot of the radar that I think explains why we were caught off guard by this storm.

Hadoken on the radar

Going "Apple Picking"

Thefts of iPhones and other smartphones are skyrocketing on the CTA.

The Least Dangerous Game

Police are charging a local 18-year-old with disorderly conduct after a suspicious package left by "The Bean" in Milennium Park led police to evacuate part of the park. The package apparently only contained two bricks, and was left there as part of a "role-playing event."

Just Within Sites

City Council approved an ordinance allowing firing ranges within city limits -- just ahead of a court ruling striking down a ban on said firing ranges.

Local Lawyer on the Casey Anthony Verdict

Andrea Lyon, DePaul University law professor and a noted death penalty defense attorney, was involved in Casey Anthony's defense early on in the trial. She discussed the verdict on "Eight Forty-Eight" this morning.

Attacks in Boystown

A man was beaten and stabbed by a group of young people on Halsted in Boystown Sunday night; the incident was caught on tape. Ironically, a "positive loitering" rally had been held the night before, after two similar attacks in recent weeks; the rally generated controversy itself.

If You Didn't Know Already, Don't Try Everything At Home

I'm not sure if this is boredom or just plan 'ol stupidity. Since this is public knowledge now, we can all be the judges.

Massive Hail Damage at Garfield Park Conservatory

The Garfield Park Conservatory is closed indefinitely due to an unprecedented number of broken windows from last night's hailstorm. As many as 60 percent of the windows in the conservatory's showrooms were shattered. Donate here to help with repairs. UPDATE: A few indoor galleries and all outdoor spaces are now open while repairs continue elsewhere in the conservatory.

"Second to None" ...Except Aurora

Chicago's tourism bureau announced a new tourism slogan yesterday: Chicago: Second to None. Unfortunately, Aurora, Illinois' second largest city, has used the slogan "A City Second to None" in an unofficial capacity since 2005.

Clergy Flout Church Position on Same Sex Marriage

Local Methodist pastors have joined more than 200 other Illinois Methodist clergy in a proclamation that they will perform marriages for same-sex partners in defiance of church rules.

Rahm's Renters Leave

The couple who have been renting Mayor Emanuel's Ravenswood home began moving out today. The Halpins' lease runs out next Friday.

Guess What Won't be Featured in a Local Broker's Ads?

R.J. O'Brien & Associates unwittingly handled millions of dollars from an al-Qaida member.

Meet Reggie Brown

That Obama impersonator who got yanked from the stage at last weekend's Republican Leadership Conference? He's Reggie Brown, and he's from Chicago.

He has also appeared on John Stossel's Fox News show in recent weeks.

Another Criminal Plot Gone Awry

Federal agents are accusing a Chicago man of making and planting a bomb in Evanston in order to report it to the police -- and then collect a reward.

Recalculating Our Destination

The Wall Street Journal checks in on the Adler Planetarium's massive star show update; supercomputers are crunching data nonstop in advance of the planned July 8 debut.

Don't Eff with Bozo, Kid

A police officer in a clown costume shot and killed a teenager who tried to rob him at gunpoint last night as the officer was leaving a fundraiser for a day-care business on the South Side.

Our Criminals are on Drugs

A whopping 83 percent of men arrested in Cook County last year tested positive for at least one illegal drug. UPDATE: The Reader's Steve Bogira points out those stats are kind of old.

A Letter of Interest

An unemployed single mother in Hobart, Indiana is selling a handwritten note she received from President Obama last fall for $11k.

Smile for the Camera

A $650,000 federal Homeland Security grant is going towards the installation of new cameras surrounding three key Loop buildings.

But They've Got Bats

Mayor Emanuel announced plans to put 150 more police on the streets in response to the "mob action" attacks. Meanwhile, Major League Baseball has warned teams to be careful when visiting Chicago.

Critic Ousted After "Glee Live" Gaffe

Paige Wiser, the television critic at the Chicago Sun-Times for 17 years, left the paper after getting caught writing a fake review of "Glee Live." Wiser apparently fled the show early after one of her own kids fell off a chair and another puked in a cotton candy bag.

Mobbing the Beach Since 1898

Whet Moser puts the recent "flash mobs" in perspective with a history of Chicago's beach violence.

"Warning - Avoid Chicago As A Vacation Destination"

That's the opportunistic message of the Illinois State Rifle Association; they claim the city's gun laws "leave good citizens defenseless against brutal "flash mobs."

The Context of Conflict

Local design journal MAS Context's new issue, Conflict, is now live, as is its redesigned website.

Mugging by Mob

The mobs of teens shoplifting on Michigan Avenue seem to be branching out into assault.

Indecent Proposals

Local hotel housekeepers are speaking out about being propositioned or assaulted by guests and the lack of support from management, joining LA in solidarity with housekeepers in New York following two high profile assaults.

Illinois Begins Same-Sex Civil Unions

Today marks the first day of same-sex civil unions in Illinois, with many eagerly getting licenses. Catalyst Ranch is sponsoring a midnight group ceremony for six couples. Congratulations!

To Chicago or Fargo?

Chicago makes a humorous appearance as a foil in a syndicated columnist's somewhat confusing article about where area youth should move.

North Ave. Beach Closed Early Monday

Eight people fell ill at North Avenue Beach on Monday, probably with heat stroke or related illnesses, prompting the CPD to close the beach.

Yes, Virginia...

"There is a beef jerky chocolate bar."

Blind, Buxom Justice

The Chicago Law Bulletin broke a story (behind its paywall, unfortunately) of a lawyer who filed a motion to remove a large-breasted paralegal from the counsel's table because she might distract the jury. Jezebel has the text of the motion.

Quite the Pile of Bricks

Lightning struck in Rogers Park this morning and took out some poor defenseless chimney bricks near Pratt and Greenview at the Lake Shore School. Luckily, no one appears to have been injured. Transmission contributor Dan Snedigar took some pictures of the debris.

Holy Turtle

The Rapture may not have happened on Saturday, but Chicagoland's rich tradition of finding the Virgin Mary where you'd least expect her carried on.

Strip Malls & Archeological Sites

Out in the middle of Schaumburg's suburban sprawl, an Indian mound has somehow avoided destruction.

Good Kids Going Bad for Fun

Ok, so "it's not an epidemic," but arrests for thrill seeking teenage shoplifters are up 10% on the Magnificent Mile .

Another Hazard of Foreclosures

Grenades.

Unlucky 13 for Mail Carriers

Chicago ranks 13th in the number of mailmen and -women bitten by dogs in 2010, according to the USPS.

Metra Crash Nearly Wrecks Stock Market

The stock market wobbled briefly today after a Metra train struck a dump truck this morning, over fears that it was a terrorist attack.

Cops Accused of Rape: Update

Followup: Two police officers have now been officially charged with sexual assaulting a drunk woman they took home from the Wrigleyville bar area and played strip poker with.

Nearly 50-50

That's the likelihood any given Chicago area homeowner is underwater on her mortgage.

Cheese That Isn't Yours

Stolen nacho cheese was at the center of a recent scuffle at a West Side 7-Eleven.

Bicycle Thief Busted by Blood

Just how cheap has DNA testing become? Cheap enough to lead to an arrest for bicycle theft.

That's not a Knife; THIS is a Knife!

The Daily Mail has quite a photo illustration of what we have to look forward to this summer when teenage unemployment rates may be at record highs.

When Pigs Fly

A special shipment of 235 hogs will soon leave Chicago for South Korea to help replenish the country's herds after a devastating foot-and-mouth disease outbreak.

A Vivid Online Catastrophe

A Los Angeles woman left her marriage and prepared to move to Colorado to be with a volunteer firefighter she met online when he suddenly died. Why did he die? Probably because he and more than 20 other people the woman met over the last year and a half were allegedly created by the same Batavia woman.

Someone's Determined to have the Finest Wig

"Veteran detectives admit that tracking down hair is a first for them when it comes to stolen property."

Mudslides are not Milkshakes

It was apparently only a matter of time before the whole chain restaurant accidentally serves alcohol to a toddler meme made it to Chicagoland.

Hitler Cake?

Someone hates Illinois Nazis.

Leveraging the Power of Social Networks

A pizzeria owner tracked down five guys who allegedly attacked him after recognizing one of them in his son's hockey picture; the rest were tracked down via facebook.

Dude, Busted

More than 1,700 fake IDs have been intercepted at O'Hare, mostly on their way to college students, ordered off the internet.

Taxing Times

You know your taxes are due Monday, right? If you're running behind on this, you can get some free help from the city or the government.

Illegal Billboards

A few weeks ago, we wrote about these anti-abortion billboards which feature an image of President Obama on the south side of Chicago. Well, it turns out they're illegal and there is a petition to get them removed.

Jailed According to Gender

The Cook County Jail now houses prisoners based on their gender identity instead of birth sex, a big step forward for the transgender community.

Chute Open, Cuffs On

A guy parachuted off the under-construction Waterview Tower in the wee hours of Sunday morning. A police officer happened to hear his chute open, and was there to arrest him when he landed.

"Mini" Wal-Mart Coming to Rogers Park?

The Rogers Park blog is reporting that Ald. Joe Moore has green-lighted a deal to bring a "mini" Wal-Mart store to the corner of Greenview Ave. and Jarvis in Rogers Park. The Alderman will have a press conference on Monday about the deal, but it sure won't be the last you'll hear about it.

And if you believe that, you're pretty gullible. That's a sweet April Fool's from RogersPark.com.

Clever Apes Wants to Crush Our Souls

Many of your favorite facts about dinosaurs are totally wrong.

Cops Accused of Rape

Two police officers are under investigation amid allegations that they played strip poker with and sexually assaulted a woman they had driven home to Rogers Park from the Wrigleyville neighborhood. The comments on Second City Cop regarding the case are worth reading.

A Stretch by Any Means

The Sun-Times surely left an opportunity dangling with the straightforward headline on this story about the TLC Tugger, a foreskin restoration company soon to appear on the TLC network. I'm having trouble settling on just one.

Dog Park and Jazz Finally Together

A new South Loop dog park may be named after jazz icon Fred Anderson.

Officers in Trouble after Gang Drop-off Video Discovered

Two Chicago police officers have been given desk duty after WBEZ discovered a video showing a young man being taunted by a large crowd while seated in the back of a police SUV. Our own Micah Uetricht spoke to Humboldt Park residents to get their reactions.

Maybe Navy Pier is Good for the Children After All

The Children's Museum has argued for years that it needs to move from Navy Pier to Grant Park, but its resolve is wavering now.

Deep Trouble

Chronic sewage overflow problems with Chicago's Deep Tunnel have prompted the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency to launch an investigation.

Sexual Assault Task Force

We've mentioned several of the projects that the Chicago Justice Project has begun, but this newest one gives me hope. They'll be collecting information from three different city departments and offering suggestions on how to improve the amount and quality of data related to felony sex crimes. Since they're encouraging transparency, the membership list is public, and quite impressive. (Thanks, Veronica!)

Expressing Our Condolences

The Consulate General of Japan at Chicago is, of course, coordinating donations to the relief efforts, but it is also opening the doors at its Japan Information Center to those wishing to express sympathies to victims of the earthquake in a condolence book.

Home Improvement Tip #4,678

Do not try to remove the squirrels in your apartment with a smoke bomb.

Writing for the Reader ... Again

Believe it or not, the Reader has another personnel switcheroo in the works; this time, Mick Dumke will be returning to the weekly after a year at the Chicago News Cooperative.

A Proposal for Making Lakeview More Livable

Lee Bey has a short preview of the new Lakeview Area Master Plan the Lakeview Chamber of Commerce is releasing tonight.

"Will Work for Free"

The ads that University of Illinois at Chicago Graduate Assistants answered didn't say that, but they should have. Due to a change in tax law, GA's at University of Illinois are having their pay withheld until the taxes of their tuition wavers are paid. This means they work for free. GA's at Champaign-Urbana were given grants to cover this difference. GA's at UIC were told to take out loans. Don't think this is fair? Say so.

No Longer a Death Penalty State

Gov. Quinn signed into law a ban on the death penalty in Illinois today, making the moratorium George Ryan began 11 years ago permanent.

Further Fucksaw Fallout

The president of Northwestern has announced an investigation into the motorized sex toy (aka "fucksaw") demonstration in a recent human sexuality class. (Previously.) Meanwhile, Rachel Rabbit White got the other side of the story from the people who put on the demo.

"Flash Mobs" Gone Wrong

CBS2 reports on a recent rash of shoplifting cases in which groups of teenagers descend on a store, make a scene, and escape with merchandise. The attacks are allegedly organized via Twitter.

Weis Leaving Early

Despite saying he wants to stay in Chicago, Police Superintendent Jody Weis is allegedly leaving his post today, when his contract expires, rather than sticking around till May when Mayor-Elect Rahm Emanuel takes over and fires him. Keep an eye on Second City Cop for officer reactions.

Chicago's Hottest Spots

If by hottest, you mean deadliest, that is. Some light poles, fences and sidewalk grates throughout the city are electrified.

Politicians Gone Wild

Perhaps inspired by Wisconsin Democrat senators who fled to Illinois to block a vote taking away collective bargaining rights from unionized government workers, congresspeople from Indiana are heading to Illinois (or Kentucky) to avoid a similar vote. Meanwhile, Arizonaesque anti-immigrant legislation has been introduced in the Illinois General Assembly, as well as in Indiana.

Under the Bridge No Longer

Approved today, the Navy Pier Flyover seeks to eliminate the lakefront path's most notorious choke point.

Dumb Criminals in the News

Three guys from the suburbs decided to trash the insides of some unlocked cars last night. Only problem was, the cars were on display in the Toyota booth at the Auto Show, surrounded by thousands of people, so of course they were caught.

How to Lose 200,000 People

The official 2010 Census numbers demonstrate that Chicago's population declined 200,000 people between 2000 and 2010. The African American population declined 17%, Latin Americans gained a little over 3% and non-Hispanic whites slightly declined.

Not-Owen Wilson Caught

Follow-up: Remember the guy who looked like "Owen Wilson without the crooked nose" who scammed a bunch of Oak Park businesses? He's been caught, and the description holds true.

Weis: Meeting with Gangsters Worked

Police chief Jody Weis said this weekend that his controversial decision to meet with West Side gang leaders last August led to a drop in crime, particularly murders. There is some skepticism.

Lolla Leaks

Greg Kot has some gossip on who's going to headline this year's Lollapalooza music festival (August 5-7, 2011), and it's all bros. Word is that Eminem, Muse and Foo Fighters will likely be top on the bill.

Storm Central

The Sun-Times has a peek inside the National Weather Service's Chicagoland station as the blizzard arrived.

Oldham on Kelly

Bonnie Prince Billy interviews who some call the King of R&B.

The Movie Crasher

A man described as "Owen Wilson without the crooked nose" is wanted for using counterfeit coupons at the Lake movie theater and several stores in Oak Park.

Picturing Rockford

Minnesotan Alec Soth and Chicagoan Michael Catano headed to Rockford for a NYTimes project entitled "Portraits of a Job Starved City."

Gun Pointed at State Congressman

State Representative Edward Acevedo -- who also happens to be a police officer -- had a gun pointed at him in Heart of Chicago this weekend.

Math is Hard

Terrified by alarming/alarmist media coverage of Illinois' new tax increases? The Tax Foundation, a non-partisan, non-profit research organization, advises skepticism about some of the numbers reported. Not that we're not all still screwed, of course.

Keep Your Filthy Paws Out of My Silky Drawers

The Lake Villa District Library has banned men from attending its exhibit on the history of women's undergarments. UPDATE: come on in, pervy dudes!

Get'im, Scooby!

Heroes of the week: Augustin Zamora and his dog, Scooby.

Crazy Love

A Northwest side woman has been charged with disorderly conduct after calling police to (falsely) claim that her boyfriend, who was trying to break up with her, was attacking her. The real reason why she called? She was hoping to scare her now-ex into marrying her (I don't get it, either).

Every Year We Count Again

Chicago may have had the lowest murder rate since 1965 last year, but this year's count started ticking right away.

Chicago Murder Rate Lowest Since 1965

Though it was a deadly year in Chicago, the total number of homicides was 435, the lowest since 1965 when the total was 395. The 2010 total represents a drop of more than 54% from the all time high set in 1992 with 943 homicides.

Paint Thinner isn't for BBQ

On Reddit, a neighbor adds details (some very sad) to the suspicious fire at Ole Hardwood yesterday.

Candidate for Year's Dumbest Criminal

If you're carrying a "mobile meth lab" and several pounds of drugs in your backpack, it's probably a good idea not to pass out in the back of a cab.

Gingerbread House of Horrors

Baked goods from Rolf's Patisserie in Lincolnwood may be contaminated with Staphylococcus aureus. 100 people in Illinois and Wisconsin have already been sickened.

The Grinchiest

A man was recorded stealing UPS packages off of a porch in Andersonville over the weekend. Police are still looking for him, or waiting for his heart to grow three sizes. [via]

Racist Goes to Jail

Speaking of jail, white supremacist radio host Hal Turner was sentenced to 33 months in prison for threatening the lives of three Chicago appeals court judges after they overturned a local ban on handguns.

Greasy Fingers and Good Conversation

Eric May -- artist, proprietor of Roots and Culture and food enthusiast -- has set out to start up a "Mobile Culinary Community Center."

The Business of the Supreme Court

New research by faculty at Northwestern and the U of C demonstrates that Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr.'s Supreme Court sees more business cases and sides more frequently with business than any court since the 1950s.

A Lot of Pot

No less than 22,000 lbs of marijuana were seized on six train cars in Chicago Heights. It's nearly three times the size of the previous largest seizure in recent years.

Tip Jar Bandit Caught

A Chicago man was arrested for stealing tip jars from at least three Starbucks and possibly several other coffee shops in the city and suburbs.

Another Reporter Without a Job

Brenda Starr, the intrepid reporter who filled comics pages for more than 70 years, will cover her last story on January 2.

PETA + CTA

PETA is praising the CTA for its humane killing of mice.

Chicago Cops Will Tase You Bro!

Chicago police officers have tased people 683 times in the last year -- that's roughly 200 more times than in 2009 -- according to the Independent Police Review Authority's annual report. [via]

C'mon In: The Water's Fine!

A federal judge has ruled against the closure of Chicagoland's shipping locks, thereby dashing (at least temporarily) the hopes of anti-Asian-carpers in the Great Lakes basin.

Rahm Emanuel And Mark Kirk Don't Make New Trier Hall of Fame List

Neither Rahm Emanuel nor Sen. Mark Kirk made their high school's hall of fame the Sun-Times reports. (h/t: Politico). Members of the hall of fame include former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and Christie Hefner (daughter of Hugh Hefner).

Illinois Senate Approves Civil Unions

The Illinois Senate approved the bill giving same-sex couples the same rights in a civil union as married couples. Gov. Quinn is expected to sign the bill into law as soon as today.

Lakeview Leaked

Whatever your thoughts on WikiLeaks, the little tidbit culled from their latest document dump detailing how much the powerful Afghan president's brother "loves Lakeview" is undoubtedly entertaining.

A "Top Five" Bar Night of the Year is ...

Thanksgiving Eve?

Seriously? 2-2-2-2?

More than 600 people played that number in last Wednesday's Illinois Lottery Pick Four, and won. They'll share $8.4 million.

Probably Ended Up in the Plumbing Aisle

Heart valves meant for a Chicago hospital ended up at a New York City Home Depot. No word on what showed up at the hospital. [via]

Dick Durbin, Actor

Senator Dick Durbin is filming a scene with Laurence Fishburne today for the upcoming thriller "Contagion." For the senator's cameo, Durbin will be the chair at a Senate hearing.

This Doesn't Mean You Can Get Away With Making Bad Art Now

A prominent component of recent Chicago art history, art critic Kathryn Hixson has passed on...

A Wrigleyville Turf War Heating Up?

A condo building at Irving Park and Greenview has been tagged repeatedly with gang graffiti, apparently intended as a message to a rival gang.

Poor Investment Option

The Department of Justice filed suit yesterday against a Chicago lawyer who allegedly has been promoting phony tax shelters.

Fake Bombs Away

A UPS cargo plane flying from Yemen to Chicago was detained in England when a suspicious package that appears to be a fake bomb was found on board. The package was addressed to a Chicago-area synagogue. UPDATE: The device and another found on a different flight did in fact contain explosives.

Meter Box Bandit Stopped

Someone has been arrested in the case of the missing parking meter boxes. His name? Jeffrey Kaput.

Will They or Won't They?

Hugh Hefner says Playboy will "probably" leave Chicago, but the company's spokesperson said the company has "no plans" to leave. We'll see...

Whittier Parents End Sit-In

But not their fight to get a library for their children.

Some Sort of Defamation

The Tribune and Sun-Times both report two officers are suing police superintendent Jody Weis for defamation, but one calls it libel, the other calls it slander. Which is it, guys?

WBEZ Becoming More Chicago Public Media

Behold the new wbez.org. If you have compliments or complaints, here's the place to put them.

ZOMG Chicago Weather

Tomorrow's thunderstorms are likely to be pretty bad, with 55mph winds likely. But "Great Lakes Cyclone"? I don't think that means what you think it means.

The Dollar-and-a-Half Menu Doesn't Sound As Catchy

Oak Brook-based McDonald's will raise prices in 2011. (But before you start considering a boycott, heed the online comments: according to one patriotic diner, "anyone who does not eat at McDonald's is not a true American.")

Who Needs Exposed Railroad Tracks, Anyway?

Melbourne, Australia's newest proposed park got a good chunk of its inspiration from you know where.

Trib's Head Heads Out

As anticipated, Tribune CEO Randy Michaels officially resigned this afternoon.

Rahm Makes Bank

Word on the street is Rahm Emanuel has raised $3.6 million since he kicked off his campaign for mayor. He announced his candidacy two weeks ago.

Think Before Hitting Send

Risqué e-mailer Lee Abrams, Tribune Co's Chief Innovation Officer, has resigned his post.

My Nomination for Today's Silliest Headline

"IRS: Strip club owner didn't show us everything." Oh, and going 11 years without filing a tax return isn't wildly clever either.

Closing the Town Hall

The CPD is going to close the iconic police station at Halsted and Addison next month. Its future is uncertain.

Gone Meter Gone

Someone's stealing parking meters -- not the old-fashioned ones, the 200-pound pay-and-display boxes. Twenty of them so far.

Strike While the Iron's Cold

If you've yet to get to Longman&Eagle or Epic, you'd best do so soon: Esquire just named both places to its list of the country's best new restaurants. If the waits at Great Lake after their "best pizza in America" hat tip from GQ taught us anything, it's to get there before this issue hits the stands.

The Zox

Recalling the Chi-Tonw fiasco from a couple years ago, a tattoo artist at a Belmont-Cragin parlor is being sued for tattooing the White Sox logo backwards on a client's leg.

Lake Shore Crash

Last night, a CTA bus careened off Lake Shore Drive into a tree, injuring dozens. Eyewitness reports suggest a mechanical malfunction caused the crash—and that the bus's crowdedness prevented more extreme injuries. [ Video report from WGN ]

Keeping Score

Forbes released its annual list of the 100 most powerful women in the world, and Illinois can claim three of the top ten. Not to be outdone, NBC Chicago's Feast published a list of 10 of Chicago's most badass female chefs.

Sad News

There is unfortunate news today about the woman hurt while working as an extra on the set of Transformers 3. A lawsuit filed by her family details a grisly injury and claims she is "permanently brain damaged."

Never Let Me Go

Maybe someone gave Rahm's White House replacement Pete Rouse this heartfelt message on his first day.

Well, Duh: It's Really Good Pie!

Hoosier Mama Pie Company just made Bon Appetit's list of the country's Top 10 Best Places for Pie. Achatz Handmade Pie Company, from Armada, Michigan, also gets a shoutout -- as much for the pie as for being related to Grant Achatz and served at Alinea.

A Memory from the Mustache Era

The Sun-Times must be hurting for photo illustrations, given their decision to use this 1982 photograph of one of Mayor Daley's pals for a story about water billing problems.

The Ultimate Tan

While lounging by the pool at his condo located in the Vdara Hotel in Las Vegas, Chicago personal injury attorney Bill Pintas claims to have been "cooked" by a "death ray" that resulted from the reflection of the sun hitting the concave, all-glass building.

"Firemen, like cops, are street people."

Apparently, that's why Oak Brook needs to "fire 'em." Oh, and there's something about "namby pamby" in the article too, so pay close attention.

MacArthur Fellows Announced

Among the 23 brainiacs receiving a no-strings-attached $500k MacArthur Genius Grant is U of C Anthropology professor Shannon Lee Dawdy and Columbia College-educated director/actor David Cromer.

Book by Book

If you've been following the progress of the parents at Whittier Elementary School in Pilsen, then you know that a group of moms have been fighting for seven years to get a library. They've occupied the field house that Chicago Public Schools wants to tear down to turn into a soccer field. The Chicago Underground Library believes in their fight and is starting a book drive and asking librarians to get involved to help them build a library, book by book.

A Day and a Half

The New York Times came back to Chicago for 36 hours recently.

Still No Word on the Peculiar Power of an English Accent

Two U of C psychologists are figuring out why people are less likely to trust statements made by people with foreign accents.

FBI Conducting Mass Search of Antiwar Activists' Homes

Beginning this morning, the FBI began searching the homes of antiwar activists located in Minneapolis, Chicago, Michigan and North Carolina. Details are vague, but no arrests have been made, nor are expected to be made. UPDATE: More information about the Chicago searches is becoming available.

Elephantless in Chicago

The last elephant at Brookfield Zoo left this week.

This King's Dream

Alveda King, niece of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., was in Illinois today to protest abortion at Planned Parenthood. Several abortion rights and reproductive health organizations held a press conference to contradict King's claims and ask that she join them in their anti-poverty work, work her uncle would support.

Addressing 3,000 Acres of Brownfields

Changing Gears takes a look at how cities can address aging industrial structures.

How Many Times Have You Been Arrested?

Darryl Marlow has now been arrested 253 times, many of which seem to be for "aggressive panhandling."

Bombing is Not a Legitimate "Business Strategy"

After planting a bomb he believed would blow up an entire block of Wrigleyville on Saturday night, a 22-year-old man has been arrested and charged. Apparently he really hates Sluggers, Dave Matthews and Mayor Daley.

Cubs Now Fielding the Undead

Rookie outfielder/likely vampire, Tyler Colvin was impaled by a shattered bat as he was running towards home during the Cubs-Marlins tilt in Miami yesterday. No word on whether Van Helsing was in attendance or not.

Festa Muti!

The Chicago Symphony Orchestra and plenty of music lovers are treating Riccardo Muti as a rockstar during the monthlong "Festa Muti," which kicks off his new role at the CSO.

Mother Accuses Whittier Security of Pushing Child

Anne Elizabeth Moore, local activist and writer for Vocalo.org, interviewed one of the women staying at Whittier Dual Language School until the city agrees to build the students a library. Araceli Gonzalez told Moore that security guards pushed her daughter and other children while arguing with the women to leave. If you think the parents of Whittier students deserve a library, you can sign a petition.

Plus One for Bad Behavior

Frank Castaldi was sentenced to 23 years for running a ponzi scheme for 22 years.

Before Pimps Were Pimps

DePaul researchers Jody Raphael and Brenda Myers-Powell released a research report [pdf] yesterday noting pimps' common histories of sexual abuse, prostitution and familial involvement in sex trade prior to becoming pimps. (Related: our feature on sex trafficking in Chicago.)

That's a lot of Apples!

Walter Payton College Prep is the national winner of the Intel Schools of Distinction contest, earning it more than $175,000 worth of cash and prizes.

Look, Ma! Clean Hands!

Chicago leads the nation (well, four studied cities) in hand washing in public restrooms, but don't celebrate too quickly: 23 percent of men still don't wash their hands after visiting the toilet.

Those Quiet Towns Can Surprise You

A man walking his dog early this morning found a decapitated body and a suspected explosive device at Nichols Middle School in Evanston.

The Perils of Geocaching, Part 3,052

A suburban Menards was evacuated on Saturday when an employee saw a man placing a box in a parking lot light post. Apparently the item had been cached there since January.

Polite Bandit Caught

He may have been sorry, but he still faces jail time if convicted.

Romeoville Hillbillies

An oil pipeline in Romeoville sprang a leak yesterday. "One of our guys said it looked like the Beverly Hillbillies in the opening scene when the crude is bubbling up from the ground," said Romeoville Fire Chief Kent Adams.

Hey, Lady! What are You Hiding?

Consumerist.com reports that a pregnant traveler felt like she was bullied by TSA agents to go through a full-body scanner instead of getting a pat-down exam. Yikes!

Mayor Daley No More?

The Sun-Times has a terse announcement that Mayor Daley will not seek re-election, promising more to come. This election cycle just got very interesting. Chicago Breaking News has slightly more context regarding the announcement.

Another South Side Mural Meets Protest

A new mural has been added to the Little Village memorial to Manuel Perez, Jr. by Enlace Chicago, but some American Legion members are upset by its introduction -- and maybe its style.

Looking for Summer Flings

Chicago may be the third largest city in America, but it's only fourth on Match.com's list of cities most actively looking for dates this summer. Apparently Miamians are far more desperate than we are. [via]

Chicago Policewoman May be the Nation's First

Meet Sgt. Marie Owens, "an efficient officer whose smile makes offenders obey the law."

Major Federal Smuggling Case Run Out of Chicago

What was smuggled? Honey.

Hawaii Wants Library More

Hawaii is pulling out all the stop to win the Obama Presidential Library and Museum. Chicago, not so much.

TBA: Eisner to Head Tribune Company

The formal announcement is "imminent."

Maybe They Just Like to Make a Lot of Calls and Have a Lot of Cash On Hand?

Two US citizens traveling on a United Airlines flight from Chicago to Amsterdam are being detained by Dutch police this morning after suspicious items in their luggage--several cell phones and $7,000 in cash--suggested to baggage screeners that the duo were making a dry run for a terrorist attack. Relatives claim that the two men were merely bringing gifts to family in their native Yemen.

The Library of Hope

The fight for the Obama presidential library is heating up. In one corner, Chicago; in the other, Hawaii.

Chicago Represents at the Emmys

While picking up her first Emmy award for her work on the television show "Glee" last night, Dolton native Jane Lynch name-checked the South Side in her acceptance speech. Lynch will be hosting an episode of "Saturday Night Live" later this fall (perhaps with the new locally grown talent who will join the cast for its next season). Other Chicago-connected talents who won awards at the ceremony include "Modern Family's" Eric Stonestreet and Jason Winer.

Second Verse, Same as the First?

The Rod Blagojevich retrial is scheduled to begin this January.

Municipal Bed Bug Assistance

No matter which study you reference, Chicago has bed bugs, and the city has some information to help those plagued by the pests.

A Little Good News About the Chicago Unemployment Rate

Chicago's unemployment rate fell to 10.5 percent in July. That's a decrease of .1 percent from June 2010. In July 2009 it was 10.8 percent.

Creepy Crawly

We're #3 in bedbugs -- what is a bedbug, you might ask. And how can I get rid of them? [via]

Decommissioning Zion

Speaking of area nuclear reactors, the already-offline Zion Nuclear Power Station will be decommissioned over the next several years and then opened up for "unrestricted commercial uses."

Bringing "Discredit" to the CPD with a Blog Post?

A blog post by CPD Lt. John R. Andrews that was critical of the department may get him fired.

So Long, ShoreBank

ShoreBank, the only bank with a slogan anything like "Let's change the world," failed. Its "good" assets have been transferred to the brand new Urban Partnership Bank, leaving some to worry about the future of investment in Chicago's low income neighborhoods.

Hide Your Children!

Yet another alligator lurks the banks of the Chicago River. This time, there's a (grainy) photo.

Libya Public Radio?

Last summer WBEZ reporter Natalie Moore received a fellowship from Columbia College to do reporting from Libya, which she started today.

"Stupid" Email Earns Dept. Head a Time-Out

The director of the Department of Revenue was suspended for a day over the memo about police needing to up their ticket writing, after Mayor Daley called it stupid.

Hip Description? Name Game? Both?

Chicagoan Jay Goltz uses Evanstonian Seth Weinberger as an example in his recent NYTimes blog post questioning the label of "social entrepreneurship."

Blago Guilty on ONE COUNT

After 14 days of deliberations, the former governor of Illinois is only charged for lying to the FBI, a charge that carries a maximum of five years in jail and a $250k fine (prosecutors have until September 7 to decide if they want to retrial on the other 23 counts that the jury deadlocked on). Somewhere, Patrick Fitzgerald is stuffing his face with marshmallows.

Protecting and Serving and Such for a Long Time

Speaking of birthdays, Sunday was the 175th anniversary of the Chicago Police Department's founding.

Common Sense...How Does that Work?

While performing onstage at this weekend's Gathering of the Juggalos in downstate Cave-in-Rock, entertainer (?) Tila Tequila was injured by rocks, beer bottles, firecrackers, feces and urine thrown by concertgoers, some of whom later chased her to her trailer after Tequila abruptly ended her set. Update: now with NSFW video!

Deadlocked Blago Jury?

You've got to be kidding me.

Dan Rostenkowski Dead at 82

Former US Representative Dan Rostenkowski has died at 82. The once powerful politician spent time in jail in 1996 for mail fraud.

Dog Day Afternoon

Skip this unless you want to be depressed all day: Seven puppies perished after an American Airlines flight from Tulsa to Chicago.

Rallying Against Prop 8 Tonight

Q: A federal judge in California just overturned Prop 8, which banned same-sex marriages in the state, what are you going to do now? A: Go to a rally at Daley Plaza at 6pm, of course! Celebrants are encouraged to bring rainbow flags. (Thanks, Marc!)

The Ongoing Inquiry into Burge and Police Torture

Governor Quinn made appointments to the Illinois Torture Inquiry and Relief Commission over the weekend, clearing the way for more official investigations into police torture in the state.

Decorate Daley Plaza ... for Free

With your winning Christmas tree, that is.

59 Hours, 54 Dead

The Sun-Times' Mark Konkol and Frank Main are working on a fantastic series about why gun violence is endemic in the city, why suspects often are never charged, and why anti-snitching culture keeps witnesses from testifying.

Elvis Auction Canceled, Blago's Elvis Auctioned

The Elvis autopsy memorabilia that was to go on auction has been withdrawn last week due to "questions of ownership" -- but you may soon be able to bid on Rod Blagojevich's life-size statue of Elvis, along with other stuff from an Arlington Heights storage space.

Just Over the Border

Mosquitoes in Evanston have tested positive for West Nile Virus. Don't fret, there are easy ways to protect yourself.

No Gino's, No Mag Mile, No Bean, No Sears Tower

Unlike some reporters, the Minneapolis Star Tribune's travel writer actually made it off the beaten path a bit for for his piece on visiting Chicago.

Flooding at River City

The River City condos are being evacuated due to flooding caused by yesterday's storms, leaving residents without shelter for the next few days. Follow Gapers Block correspondent and River City resident Alissa Strother as she reports on the situation via her Twitter feed, (@alissas).

"Goodbye," Chicago Current. "Hello," Chicago Reader.

Geoff Dougherty just announced he is "immediately" ceasing operation of the Chicago Current and taking on a new role as associate publisher of the Chicago Reader, where other changes are also in the works.

2040: A City's Odyssey

The Chicago Metropolitan Agency for Planning's draft of Go to 2040, a plan for the Chicago area's next three decades, is available to read online. You can leave your comments for CMAP on the plan's site through August 6.

Hwy 290 Off Strike

If frequent the highway towards the Northwest suburbs then you know it's been a pain with 5 o'clock traffic and the road construction. What you probably didn't know is that construction came to a halt with workers on strike.

Learning a Little About the South Side

Top ten facts lists usually leave a lot to be desired, but there's actually some interesting information in this "10 things you might not know about the South Side" piece from the Trib.

That Was Quick

Less than a week after the FBI released its list of Chicago's most wanted criminals, one of them was caught.

Bloomingdale Trail Gets Another Look

Following the success of New York's High Line, the NYT looks at what other cities (like ours) are doing to innovate unused rail spaces.

Theaters Win the Chase

Fifteen small Chicago theaters just won $20,000 each from the Chase Community Giving contest. It was a unique community effort amidst an otherwise diverse field -- the national contest pitted nonprofits from all over the country in a Facebook voting spree to be in the top 200, so Chicago theaters ran against, for example, a blind cat shelter in North Carolina. Chicago's winners included Stage Left, Strawdog, The Hypocrites, Barrel of Monkeys, The House and The Neo-Futurists. WildClaw theater nabbed the 200th spot, in fact. (The blind cats placed 6th.) Now: What shall the theaters do with the cash?

Localizing the Lohan Story

Lindsay Lohan has hired Chicago defense lawyer Stuart V. Goldberg. I'm guessing this video is what did the trick.

How to Miss Out on Chicago in 72 Hours

This tourism story from the San Antonio Express News is so generic I almost wonder if the author even visited Chicago. Particularly shady: he supposedly caught a foul ball at a game -- but doesn't mention which park.

Watching and Listening to the Governor

Meet Pete Cullen, the FBI agent in charge of the Blagojevich wiretaps.

"Commentary on the State of American Journalism"

The Chicago News Cooperative NYTimes asks why John Conroy's recent coverage of the Burge case was from WBEZ, rather than the Reader, Trib or the Sun-Times. [Thanks, Andrew!]

U of C Grad Imprisoned for "Stealing Secrets"

Xue Feng, a University of Chicago-educated geologist and US citizen, was sentenced to eight years in a Chinese prison for buying a database that contained information about the country's oil industry.

Biography of a Gun

From Chicago magazine's archives: A story that traces the life of a gun that was fired at a 7-year-old girl in West Englewood. It's an excellent primer into how firearms end up in criminals' hands despite the efforts to prevent exactly that.

Saving Journalism by Helping Journalists

Speaking of typing, the Chicago Headline Club is hosting a fundraiser on Thursday for out of work journalists. The money will go towards the journalists' freelance reporting costs, equipment needs and skill development workshops.

Where are Travelers Going for the 4th of July?

Here.

R.I.P., Fred Anderson

Jazz saxophonist Fred Anderson, owner of the Velvet Lounge and mentor to numerous jazz musicians, has passed away.

Not Everything Shrinks in a Recession

Chicago's population is a notable exception to the recession's downward figures.

Don't Mix the Grain with the Grape

The latest in highway sploshing. A load of grapes spilled on the Stevenson yesterday, and today a truck rolled over on the Edens, losing 1200 cases of Miller Lite. Last March it was honey. Yummy. UPDATE: Here are a couple of photographs of the destroyed truck.

Jammed! At Least They Didn't Give Us the Raspberries...

The northbound I-55 on-ramp to the Tri-State Tollway might be a bit sticky for a while after a truck hauling grapes rolled.

What a Weekend

Microbursts, power outages, butane explosions, Red Line fires -- good thing we had that week of disaster simulations to prepare for it all.

Red Line Fire

A fire in a Red Line tunnel had 19 passengers heading to hospitals yesterday. Scary stuff.

Hero May Face Termination

A Chicago Public School social worker donated his kidney to an almost perfect stranger, but could lose his job for violating district residency requirement.

I'm Doing Everything I Can... and Stop Calling Me Shirley.

Taking a page from the movie Airplane!, an American Airlines flight attendant stepped in for the first officer on the flight after he fall ill and assisted in landing the plane normally.

A Misguided HIV Clinic

The FDA is seeking to ban a doctor specializing in HIV research from doing future work due to false data, lack of protection for study participants, forged documents, and missing experimental drugs.

Museum of Broadcast Communications Revived

The Museum of Broadcast Communications is finally restarting construction after receiving a $6 million grant from the state. Barring any new delays, the museum will be ready to open next year.

Natasha's Day Adds to $250k

Natasha's Day is expected to have raised thousands of dollars on top of the $250,000 previously raised to benefit Natasha McShane, one of the two women attacked with a baseball bat seven weeks ago. McShane is showing signs of improvement but has a long rehabilitation ahead of her. Learn how to help at HelpNatasha.net.

Knitters Go Along with What Others Say

The jury pool for Blagojevich's trial includes a knitter, a couple ex-Marines and an avid runner -- and their professions and interests are fuel for some odd conjecture about their predispositions.

Home Sweet (Evicted) Home

Condo foreclosures dominate Rogers Park. The problem goes beyond the neighborhood: the number of bank repossessions in nation's housing market increased by 44 percent in May.

Sit Still, Blagojevich

Today U.S. District Judge Zagel asked Blagojevich to restrain his gestures while in the courtroom. I wonder if the same goes for his hair.

Defending the Stedman

Comedian Dennis O'Toole breaks down why Oprah's boyfriend thinks Chicago doesn't appreciate her.

It's a Boy (Zebra)!

There's a new Grévy's zebra colt at the Lincoln Park Zoo, the first born since 2001. More really cute pictures and videos here.

How Might the Dots be Connected?

Following Jamie Kalven, Curtis Black of NewsTips asks some sensitive questions about the relationship between new media models and the foundations that support them. We should mention that GB's feature funding opportunities are supported by The Chicago Community Trust and The Knight Foundation.

Lost and Found

If you've misplaced your kinkajou, one was just found down in Pilsen.

Happy, Happy Tumblers

After word spread about the Jesse White Tumblers' missing drums, donations to the group poured in, including from the Chicago Cubs Charities and the Ricketts family -- leading to a happy ending.

Wallet Returned 69 Years Later

Robert Bell lost his wallet in Chicago in 1941. He just got it back.

Can You Spell This?

Three Illinois students (Arlington Heights, Peotone and Charleston represent!) have made it into the semifinalists of the Scripps National Spelling Bee, which concludes tonight at 7pm on ABC7.

Glacier Envy

So apparently the Tribune wants to start up a photographic, chest-thumping competition between Illinois residents and those who live in Montana. Isn't that like getting involved in a land war in Asia?

Robo-Teacher

Chicago Public Schools is apparently on the search for math and reading computer software that could help teach students each day, sans teacher supervision.

Has Anybody Seen 20 Drums Laying Around?

The Jesse White Tumbling Team showed up to their storage facility before an event to find their equipment missing.

An Empty Castle

Remember Rudy Acosta and his crazy mansion next to expressway? It's now sitting empty, on tax-exempt land, John Kass reports.

The Cashmere Castillo Fund

A memorial fund has been set up in honor of Albany Park boy Cashmere Castillo who fell into the Chicago River while playing last week. His body was found earlier today in the river near Lawrence Avenue.

Speaking of Dillinger

The fake cobblestone streets from the Public Enemies film are at the center of a lawsuit. A man was severely injured when he crossed the rubber cobblestone street and his foot was wedged under a trolley track. He is seeking damages in excess of $50,000 for permanent physical injuries.

TIF for Tat

The Reader breaks down how the city spends TIF funds, ward by ward. This is the latest in their long-running series of investigations into possible misuses of these "shadow budget" funds.

Dividing Taste

The fashion world's embrace of teen fashion blogger Tavi Gevinson is isn't universal, The Economist finds.

Loser of the Pack

A UIC researcher has concluded (based on inventories of discarded empty packs of cigarettes from 100 city neighborhoods) that 75% of the cigarettes smoked in Cook County are not purchased in the county. But don't be angry that we will miss out on that much-needed tax revenue; those who buy their smokes on the down low have a convenient self-claim form to pay that extra $2 per pack.

Residents to be Evicted En Masse from Cabrini Green Building

The Chicago Housing Authority has issued eviction notices [PDF] to the 31 remaining households of the Cabrini-Green high-rise 1230 N. Larrabee. Note: Contrary to ABC7's report, the building is not the last standing Cabrini Green high-rise.

4 Alarms, 1 Trash Can

How many firetrucks does it take to put out a fire in a highrise trash can? This many. (Better safe than sorry, of course.) UPDATE: Reader Nicole says, "To be fair, I work 20 floors above that fire, and the smoke was pretty bad up here."

Maybe We Should Stop Releasing Balloons

A mylar balloon is responsible for cutting power to 3,825 households last night in what is apparently the most recent of approximately 200 Chicago power outages in the last four years. In other news, ComEd paid for this photograph of a concerned employee with a "Congratulations" balloon.

OnStar to the Rescue

OnStar figures prominently in a very detailed account of a robbery in Gresham.

The Next President of U of I

The University of Illinois is expected to appoint Michael Hogan, formerly of the University of Connecticut, its next president.

Marina City Death

Breaking news from the Sun-Times reports that a man fell to his death this morning at the Marina City Towers. The Fire Department was called to the scene, but little else is known at this time.

High School Basketball Team vs. Arizona Reform

A Highland Park High School girl's basketball team has canceled a scheduled trip to Arizona. Speculation is that this move is in response to recent Arizona immigration reform despite the official reason listed as "safety concerns." Parents are upset at the apparent political statement being made with their children. [via]

First the Spindle, Then the Artist

Dustin Shuler, the artist behind the Spindle in Berwyn, passed away last week.

Chicagoan Replacing a Chicagoan with a Chicagoan (Sort of)

President Obama announced this morning that Solicitor General Elena Kagan is his nominee to replace Justice John Paul Stevens. Kagan taught at University of Chicago Law School and even played 16-inch softball, so I think we can claim her as one of our own.

Just...Can't...Resist...

I tried to resist the urge to post a story entitled "Drunken, naked stranger arrested in couple's hot tub"--I really, really did.

Tragedy at Old Navy in the Heart of Downtown

It's a big day for strange and sad news in Chicago: the Tribune reports that a shooting at Old Navy on State and Washington was a murder-suicide. Live video coverage is available as of 11:45am.

Live By the Train, Die By the Train

A day after a criminal probe was launched against Metra's executive director, Phil Pagano was killed when he was struck by a train. UPDATE: The death is being called a suicide. And allegedly, "a copy of Metra's procedures on how to handle a service disruption after a suicide" was found on Pagano's body.

Greece is Off the Hook, All Eyes Turn to Chicago

Despite televised riots in the streets of Greece, many (in this case WBBM Newsradio 780) are pointing to a supposed trading error in Chicago as the catalyst to yesterdays market free fall. The economy teetered on the edge because, if the reports are correct, a trader entered a 'b' instead of a 'm' before the 'illion'. Hear that Greece? It's not your fault.

I Like Ike

Guess who's got his own Facebook page? That's right, Ike — the Eisenhower Expressway Dog.

Truer Words

The war in Cuidad Juarez is nothing like Colombia, Italy or Chicago.

McDonaldsPier Perhaps?

In an effort to help fund the recently strapped McCormick Place and Navy Pier proprietor Metropolitan Pier and Exposition Authority (McPier), state officials may allow them to sell their naming rights.

UIC Grad in Harvard Law Racism Brouhaha

Perhaps you've heard about Stephanie Grace, the Harvard Law student who penned an email last fall to her friends suggesting that African Americans are genetically predisposed to intellectual inferiority; Grace's words are now making the rounds of the (understandably outraged) Internet. A fellow Harvard classmate and UIC grad (who had some very surprising opinions about MLK Day in 2003) has been identified as the forwarder. Her motive? She was mad at Grace over a boy.

Hollywood Sign Saved from Chicagoans by... Former Chicagoan

Building on our earlier post: Former Chicagoan (and Steinmetz High School alum) Hugh Hefner chipped in the last $900,000 needed to transfer ownership of the property surrounding the iconic Hollywood sign in California from Chicago-based real estate developers Fox River Financial to the Trust for Public Land.

A Not So Good Morning

It turns out that putting anti-freeze in mom's coffee isn't as fun as it appears it might be in Heathers.

I'm Gonna Make'em an Offer They'll Probably Refuse

Wal-Mart really, really wants to open more stores in Chicago. So badly, in fact, they've agreed to talk to local unions. The conversation should be an interesting one, given the company's insistence that wages won't be on the table -- and their well-known stance on workers organizing.

Caps Lock = Important

From Chicago to Phoenix, yesterday's civil disobedience for immigration reform is drawing quite a bit of of national attention. How can we be sure it was a big deal? Well, the Huffington Post put a word in ALL CAPS in their article's title. They usually save that for celebrity NIPPLE SLIPS or when somebody famous LAYS THE SMACK DOWN on somebody else famous.

Bucktown Bat Attacker Caught... Maybe

In case you hadn't heard, here's an update on the infamous Bucktown baseball attack story from last weekend. The comments, as always, are particularly interesting.

On Cartoons and Freedom

In the wake of the South Park/Muhammad controversy, Tribune cartoonist Scott Stantis explains where he draws the lines (or doesn't) on drawing lines.

Also via Trib blog The Seeker, Ahmed Rehab and Hesham Hassaballa provide thoughtful responses to the turbulence between Comedy Central and Revolution Muslim.

Calling in the National Guard?

State reps John Fritchie and LaShawn Ford think violence in Chicago has gotten bad enough to call in the National Guard. Father Michael Pfleger, among others, thinks that could just make the violence worse.

African Americans leaving Chicago

According to some recently crunched numbers on Chicago's demographics, from 2000 to 2008, Chicago's African American population dropped while the suburban African American population grew. The 2010 census data may show an even greater exodus.

Looking for a Lakeview Condo?

Patti Blagojevich's just went on the market.

Rahm Israel Emanuel's Got Talent

Whether or not the feasibility of a potential Mayor Rahm has you scratching your noggin, the Tribune compiled a list of interesting facts about the former ballet dancer turned White House chief of staff.

You Say "Tomato," I Say "Dynamite"

In the strangest "he said, she said" argument heard in a while, a couple is arguing over whether the homemade explosives traded for methamphetamine were dynamite or fireworks.

Preserve or Perish

Landmarks Illinois released its annual list of most endangered historic places today, and Chicago's Uptown Theatre and Prentice Women's Hospital make the cut along with the St. Lawrence Complex and North Pullman. (Related: the Uptown just launched a Twitter feed this week.)

Dishwashers Flying off the Shelves

Illinois' cash-for-appliances program, which took effect at 8am today, might already be tapped.

Tea Partiers in Chicago Aren't Bitter

No, not at all.

A New Foreclosure Fear

As if hundreds of vacant houses weren't enough, now we have to deal with "orangutang-sized" raccoons.

Downtown Prison Reportedly Unpleasant

Harry Weese ensured that the Metropolitan Correctional Center was visually striking, but now it's found its way into a book for being less than ideal on the inside. If you're itching for other tales of life inside the prison, you can read this detailed 2007 review from the fiancée of an inmate. If you'd like to toss your hat into the ring, you can always review it ... on Yelp.

Back to the ER/Chicago Hope/Due South/Early Edition Glory Days

If you like to scene spot TV shows for local locations, things are looking up! The Sun-Times reports that there're six pilots for TV Shows that are currently being filmed in town.

April Cools (from Here)

You're not imagining things: today is the hottest April 1 on record. The warmth doesn't last, alas -- Friday will stay warm, but the weekend looks to be rainy and cooler, moving back into normal spring temperatures.

Bean Counter

If you find yourself overqualified for your current job, you just might be working for the U.S. Census.

Cakegirls Building Fire

An early morning fire has destroyed the building that houses Cakegirls bakery at 2207 W. Belmont Ave. A residential fire started on the second floor at about 5:30am and was brought under control by 7:00am but the Chicago Fire Department judge the building a total loss.

U of C Censors Facebook Status

A student's questionable Facebook status update warrants an investigation by university police over a possible "death threat" [PDF]. This, of course, begs the question: How would merely censoring the student have solved the problem?

Bleacher Heist

The man who stole bleacher seats piece by piece from a West Side high school is finally caught.

Biggest Drug Bust This Year

The Chicago Police confiscated $17.5 million in cocaine from the Latin Kings.

But, Mom, Dirt is Good for Me!

Research out of Northwestern demonstrates that dirt and germs are good for long-term heart health.

Mack the Knives

Kevin J. Long tried to bring four knives into the Daley Center courthouse last week. A search of his home turned up 1,600 knives, batons, brass knuckles, a few handguns, and "several pieces of papers with police officer and sheriff deputy names on them." I'm sure he has a perfectly reasonable explanation.

Chicagoans Don't Like To Pay Taxes

Chicago is the second biggest tax-procrastinator city in the country. Maybe if the sales tax were lower that wouldn't be the case.

Citizen's Arrest!

A group of witnesses to an armed robbery on the near South Side captured and detained the suspect until the police arrived. The suspect apparently sustained some injuries in the process.

Not an Article from the Future

"Boeing Co. said on Tuesday it expects only modest growth in its space revenues over the next five years..." If only they were talking about spaceships.

So, Who is Attacking Our Cabbies?

The Tribune looks into the rough, dangerous and some 80-hour workweeks leaving cab drivers frequented (more than 58 percent) by occupational violence. The Reader's Whet Moser weighs in with their account last year on "bad neighborhoods" vs. "white-collar types partying in trendy areas" and why race plays a major role.

Chicago's Unemployment Rate Goes Up and Up and Up...

Chicago's unemployment rate reached 11.6 percent in January, Chicago Business reports.

Fitting In

The 2010 Census will start filling our mailboxes soon, but will your identity be truly counted? The Tribune looks into how mixed races might be erroneously counted with local Chicagoans.

Chi City Web

The City of Chicago's website got its first overhaul in almost a decade today. Check out the new cityofchicago.org (which seems to run on a similar template to explorechicago.org) and see if you can navigate it any easier.

Perhaps Another Reason McCormick Place is in Trouble

A "reputed mobster" has been charged with rigging contracts at the convention center.

Another Missive from Outside the "Media"

Remember that list of 119 words and phrases that Randy Michaels, CEO of the Tribune Company, banned? Well, it seems Mr. Michaels didn't take kindly to Robert Feder's post about the list and dug himself a deeper hole while expressing his frustration.

Don't Tase Me, Bro

Chicagoans will now have the opportunity to be shocked by 380 new Tasers. The announcement nearly immediately follows the death of a southwestern suburban man who was Tased by Midlothian police officers.

Characterizing Gov. Quinn's Proposed Tax Hike

The Trib proclaims "Quinn wants 33% tax hike" on its front page, while the Sun-Times opts for "Quinn calls for raising income tax to 4 percent." Ah, politics. (Note that the links reference articles with slightly longer titles.)

Even More Surveillance

Now that criminals have learned to operate around the perimeters of blue light cameras, Chicago police plan to deploy smaller undetectable cameras around the city.

Remember Donald Rumsfeld?

Well, he has another reason to dislike the home of Obama and Daley: a Chicago federal judge allowed a case against Rumsfeld to proceed that will explore his role in setting detainee handling policies in Iraq.

Warren to Leave the Chicago Reader

The Reader's Publisher of the last few months, James Warren, will step down to move on to other opportunities. Here's his email to the staff on the matter.

Man Arrested on the Roof of the Art Institute

"Police said they didn't yet know why the man was acting the way he was."

The New Yorker On Mayor Daley

This week's New Yorker has an article on Mayor Daley by Evan Osnos. The article is behind a paywall but you can read a summary here.

Rogers Steps Down As WH Social Secretary

Chicago native Desiree Rogers will step down as the White House Social Secretary.

Another Subpoensed Chicago Official

Except this time it's...the mayor. That's right. Mayor Daley has been subpoenaed.

No Longer Just "Upstairs" vs "Downstairs"

The Trib reviews recent research on the disparities in compensation, working conditions and demographic characteristics for those who work in the front of the restaurant compared to those who work in the back.

Aqua Stands Out

Aqua is to be named the recipient of the Skyscraper Award, the "world's most renowned prize for high-rise architecture" according to the presenter, global building database Emporis.

I Guess "They" Don't Like Email Flood Attacks

Kevin Trudeau is up to a pile of shenanigans involving a Chicago court.

Live Like A Crook

Tony Rezko's old mansion is on the market.

A George Polk Award Goes To Illinois Reporters

Belleville News-Democrat reporters George Pawlaczyk and Beth Hundsdorfer won the George Polk Award for Local Reporting for their investigative series on harsh conditions in a supermax prison.

More Adult Than Usual

An adult bookstore in Melrose Park apparently also has rooms set aside for group sex, according to a Fox News Chicago investigation. [via]

A Minor Oversight

Don't forget that you leave footprints in the snow when you flee the house you were just burglarizing.

From Haiti to Chicago, and Back Again

The New York Times describes the struggle of Kenwood resident Jean-Paul Coffy as he cares for his parents in the aftermath of the Haiti earthquake. Coffy's Chicago friends are maintaining a blog following his travels.

Did You Feel the Earth Move?

Apparently, the far West Suburbs experienced a 4.33.8-magnitude earthquake this morning. That's the second one in about two years. No, we're probably not doomed.

Potentially Landmarking the Hansberry House

The Chicago City Council may vote today to confer landmark status to 6140 S. Rhodes Avenue. The house was owned by Carl Hansberry, a prominent progressive African American businessman and father of playwright Lorraine Hansberry. A court case related to his ownership of the building ultimately struck down one form of racially restrictive covenants.

Local Company Helps Preserve the Hollywood Sign

Well, sort of. Fox River Financial Resources agreed to sell the property it owns near the landmark Hollywood sign to the Trust for Public Land -- but only after it was unable to sell it to a commercial developer. To raise money for the purchase, the Trust will change the sign to read "Save the Peak" on Thursday.

How Many Times Have You Been Arrested?

Probably fewer than Clarence Ervin.

Lightsabers at Dawn

Can't beat Crain's headline for this one: George Lucas strikes back at Skywalker Outdoor over name.

Never Going to Live this Down...

A Rockford police car and the handcuffed man who was driving it were reunited with the Rockford Police Department after the car was stopped at a Chicago intersection.

Burris Needs Money

Illinois's current junior senator, Roland Burris, owes over $600,000 in legal fees according to filings released today.

Costa's Not Open for Business

Alvin Shubert, GB flickr pool contributor (and today's Rearview photographer), looked out his window last night to see Greektown restaurant Costa's in flames. Another contributor, Michelle Wotkun, headed down to get a closer view.

CPD Ups Its Social Media Game

The department unveiled a new public safety alert system today, designed to deliver urgent, location-specific email and text messages to registered subscribers. CPD says Nixle will help citizens "stay more safe and aware" while increasing community engagement.

Insecure Paperwork

An identity thief's dream is floating around out in Des Plaines, as loads of W2s, job applications and other sensitive documents blow down Touhy Avenue.

Chicago Ponzi Webio

The latest chapter in the Chicago Sports Webio saga (remember that?): founder David Hernandez pleaded guilty to fraud yesterday.

Assaults Reported Near Francisco Brown Line Stop

Someone is following women from the Francisco Brown Line stop and attacking them, according to police and independent reports we've received here at Gapers Block. More details and descriptions of the suspects will be shared at Thursday night's Beat 1713 CAPS meeting, 7pm at the Korean American Senior Center, 5008 N. Kedzie Ave.

No Grant Park Fireworks this Year?

The Mayor's Office of Special Events announced today that the July 3 fireworks show has been canceled this year due to budget cutbacks. UPDATE: Instead, the City is planning three smaller July 4 fireworks shows for downtown and the North and South Sides -- the Trib has details.

Man with Gun at Northwestern

A man with a gun has been spotted on Northwestern's downtown campus. Campus and Chicago police are searching the Rubloff Building. UPDATE: The lockdown has ended and all buildings on campus are open: an intensive search was conducted but no one matching the gunman's description was found.

Chicago Medical Volunteers Go To Haiti

Twenty volunteers from Rush Hospital are on their way to Haiti to help assist in the relief efforts.

Unemployment Up To Eleven Percent

According to the Illinois Department of Employment Security, the unemployment rate in December rose to 11.1% within the state. (Via the Sun-Times)

A Familiar Look

A WBEZ report examines the CHA voucher program and finds that instead of provinding low-income tenants with more opportunities, it's actually creating more of the same.

Tweet Resists Libel Claim

The libel lawsuit against a woman who tweeted a complaint about her landlord, Horizon Group Management, has been dismissed with prejudice.

One Million Dollars

A former Chicago police officer was convicted of fraud for trying to deposit a counterfeit $1 million check.

JFK, King, Counterfeiting and the Social Service

Abraham Bolden, the first African-American White House Secret Service agent, lives on the South Side and has quite a history to share.

And You Thought Nipple Biting Was Bad

The John Kass was obviously intrigued by recent nipple biting, so he raised the bar.

Sweet Relief

This Saturday, several of Chicago's beloved bakeries and celebrated sweet shops will join forces for a charity bake sale, hosted by Medici on 57th. All proceeds will be donated to Doctors Without Borders and Oxfam for their ongoing relief efforts in Haiti.

Haiti Hits Home

The heartbreaking tragedy in Haiti has claimed at least two victims with local roots. Andrew Grene, a Chicago native who studied at both Northwestern and the University of Chicago, was the top aide to the head of the UN's mission in the Caribbean country. He was confirmed as one of the casualties this morning. (Previously.)

Shapely New Publication

The Center Square Ledger, "your definitive neighborhood guide to North Center, Lincoln Square and Ravenswood Manor," launches today. Read more about it in Mechanics.

Today in WTF News

An off-duty officer suffered a "severe bite to the nipple" during an altercation with an unruly diner outside Gibson's last night.

From Out of the Toothy Mouths of Dinosaur Babes

Sue the T-rex reminds us that Chicago was, essentially, founded by a Haitian. Please help out.

One Tick Back

The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists moved the Doomsday Clock back one minute, to 6 till midnight.

Hamming It Up

The Greater Chicago Food Depository recently received 44,000 pounds of various pork products. Want to give them some eggs to go with all that bacon?

CPD Dog-Shooting Trend?

An off-duty police officer shot a neighbor's dog yesterday. Seems like dog shootings have been in the news a lot lately. Is this a regular occurrance or a case of echoing coverage?

Finally Baffled

Thomas Frank's magazine, The Baffler, has finally published its first resurrection issue. Alongside the new print, the magazine's website has also been streamlined. Check it out here.

Walmart FAIL in Chicago

Results of a UIC study reveal that the 2006 opening of a Walmart in Austin had a detrimental effect on job creation and economic development in the West Side neighborhood, causing nearly 100 nearby businesses to close after its opening and losing almost as many jobs as the new store provided.

Tylenol Murders Back in the News

The prime suspects in the 1982 Tylenol Murders, in which cyanide-laced Tylenol killed seven people in the Chicago area, may be forced to provide DNA samples to investigators.

Send Our Hood Internet Home!

According to their latest Twitter posts, The Hood Internet (or possibly just DJ STV SLV) are caught up in a security lockdown at the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport. Update: They're out!

It's On!

That is, the battle between the Sun-Times and the Trib.

Blago Pays the Mortgage

Former governor Rod Blagojevich will be a contestant on the next season of the NBC show "The Celebrity Apprentice." He will join other luminaries such as comedian Sinbad and Poison's Bret Michaels. The show will debut March 14.

With an Ax Raised High

A man in Park Ridge yearns for the fulfilling life of Blagg the Axman but instead only does battle in convenience stores.

Bicyclist Hit By Brown Line

A man on a bicycle was hit by a southbound Brown Line train tonight near the Francisco stop. He was transported to the hospital in serious to critical condition. There are shuttle buses operating currently. Please be safe out there!

Blues Brothers an Airport "Attraction"?

AP travel writer Beth Harpaz includes the pair of Blues Brothers statues at the House of Blues store in Midway Airport as the sole notable attraction in Chicago's airports. I would have chosen the Terminal One Tunnel at O'Hare, myself.

The JFK Nude Yacht Party That Didn't Happen

Playboy sunk TMZ.com's "news" of a scandalous photo allegedly of President John F. Kennedy sunning himself on a yacht full of naked babes. Turns out it was a photo from 1967 Playboy photo shoot. (Both links NSFW.)

McHenry Co. Teen Aquitted of Rock Throwing

Last summer, a teenage girl felt threatened by a group of boys in a car who kept driving by, yelling, and threatening her and a friend. She picked up a rock and threw it at the car, smashing a window. Today, a judge found that, while the action wasn't the smartest move, the girl was justified in defending herself from possible assault.

OMG JST GT A TCKT

Don't forget, from this Friday onward, you'll get a ticket for texting while driving. (Then again, how many people actually get tickets for using their phone while driving?)

Running On Empty

Those new Pace buses that serve Bolingbrook, Schaumburg and Harvey (among other stops) have it all: plush seats, leg room, even bathrooms. Now if they only had riders...

Illinois Makes Top Five In Population

Illinois is the fifth biggest state in the country according to new Census Bureau numbers. The Land of Lincoln has 12.9 million people which puts it behind California (37 million), Texas (24.8 million), New York (19.5 million), and finally Florida (18.5 million).

"Sorry, We're Closed"

I hope you don't have official city business to take care of today, because it's one of the year's furlough days.

Animal Stories

It's been a bad couple of days for animals in captivity in Chicago. First, one of two beluga whales born this week at the Shedd Aquarium died Tuesday. And today an elephant at the Brookfield Zoo had to be euthanized after suffering kidney failure.

Sing it Again: Baby Beluga

A Beluga whale has been born at the Shedd for the second time in a week. This time the calf is 5 feet 6 inches long and weighs 152 pounds. UPDATE: Unfortunately, the calf did not survive past its first day.

"[Y]ou can read between the lines"

Steve Rhodes is no longer contributing to NBCChicago.com, and here's why. UPDATE: Justin Kauffman interviews Rhodes on the WBEZ blog.

Art Shouldn't Be a Crime

Artist Christopher Drew has been fighting against Chicago's regulations against peddling for years, most recently with an "art for sale" poncho worn on State Street. Earlier this month the police finally arrested him, giving him the opportunity to fight it in court -- but also charged him with felony eavesdropping for taping his arrest despite it occurring in public. Reason notes it's just the latest attempt by the CPD to hide the identities of its officers.

Practical Joke Mistake #542

Don't text your girlfriend that there's a man with a gun in the bank if there isn't one.

Krazy Love

Hell hath no fury indeed...

New Dawn for Twilight Taper

Charges against the woman who was arrested for taping a couple minutes of New Moon at her sister's birthday party have been dropped.

Thought That Only Happened on TV

A Naperville doctor was woken from a nap aboard a flight to Salt Lake City to deliver a baby. Mother and child are doing fine, but the doctor is a little sleepy.

Let My Viewers Go

The woman accused of attempting to record the movie New Moon at a Rosemont theater is facing three years in prison, but she has a surprising defender: the movie's director.

Bears (and Other Interesting Animals) with New Habitat

The Brookfield Zoo has unveiled a new $27 million habitat called the Great Bear Wilderness Exhibit.

Luc Longley Plays Name That Shrimp

Former Bulls star Luc Longley won an eBay auction for naming rights to a new shrimp species found off the coast of Australia, not far from his home town. He named the colorful shrimp Lebbeus clarehanna after his 15-year-old daughter. Think you've got a better name? Tell us in Tailgate. [via]

Tapes Stolen From Blago

It seems a computer containing undercover recordings from the Blagojevich corruption investigation were stolen from the offices of the attorneys defending Blago.

To Satiate Your State News Cravings

Via The Reader's Michael Miner, behold the Illinois State News service.

Check It Out: Library Hours Being Cut

In these lean times, Chicago Public Library usage and circulation is up. Unfortunately, the hours at many facilities are being cut back.

Faith and Good Work

The Trib reports that his work as the founder and executive director of Interfaith Youth Core has netted Eboo Patel the $200,000 Grawemeyer Award.

CHA Teardown Showdown

Residents of the CHA's Lathrop Homes, set to be demolished to make way for a mixed-income development, say the'll pull a Tiananmen Square and block the bulldozers.

Mismarking at Burr Oak

And the Burr Oak saga continues...

17 Gay Youths Attacked (That Were Reported)

Hate crimes are on the rise for LGBT youth in Chicago's south and west sides (in neighborhoods such as Englewood and Roseland) when Youth Pride Center members come home from the Hyde Park-located community center. Chicago Free Press looks into this unsettling trend and how it's related to LGBT legislation's prominence in the news.

RedEye Increasing Circulation

The RedEye is increasing its circulation from 200,000 to 250,000, making it the largest daily newspaper in Chicago and one of the largest in the nation, Kevin Pang notes.

Zell Out As CEO

Sam Zell is no longer the CEO of Tribune Company. He's not totally disconnected though, he remains Tribune's chairman.

Durbin Talking About Thomson Today

Senator Durbin is hosting a briefing of the Illinois Congressional Delegation today to discuss the possible transfer of Gitmo detainees to the Thomson Correctional Center in Thomson, IL.

No 'Block' Party

The New York Times picks up on the troubled existence and continuing saga of the Block 37 project, despite the recent opening of the Puma flagship store there.

Meet Your New Neighbors

The Church of Scientology has announced plans to move their Illinois headquarters to Printer's Row in 2010.

Also Reduced Service Day Today

It's not just Black Friday, it's also a reduced service day in Chicago. Most city-run institutions will be closed which the city hopes will help fill a budget hole. This is the second of three reduced service days this year, the first one was on August 17, the last one is on Christmas Eve.

More For Chicago Media

The Washington Post is closing its national bureaus, including the one in Chicago.

Blogger Battle: Parking Meter Economist's Edition

The Parking Ticket Geek and Reuters blogger Felix Salmon got into a back-and-forth about the Chicago Parking Meter story (and I got a few questions in) here.

E2 Owners Sentenced to Two Years in Prison

Dwain Kyles and Calvin Hollins, the former owners of the E2 night club were sentenced this morning to two years in prison for "indirect criminal contempt."

Got Out Their Guns, Brought Their Friends

Chicago's handgun ban will be reviewed by the Supreme Court, and 38 states have weighed in against the law.

McKenna Making Up Tribune Quotes

Republican gubernatorial candidate Andy McKenna is quoting the Tribune on things it didn't publish.

Take on City Hall

The Chicago-Kent College of Law has opened the Center for Open Government. They'll focus on helping people challenge closed government practices under the Illinois Open Meetings Act, Freedom of Information Act, and other similar acts. An Oak Lawn resident who is suing her village for deciding to fire public employees by a private consensus, instead of a public hearing, is their first client.

Salmon Takes Issue With Marking Meter Story

Reuters finance blogger Felix Salmon has some problems with the Chicago News Cooperative's Dan Mihalopoulos's story on the Chicago Parking Meter deal.

Gore On WBEZ

Al Gore is going to be on Chicago Public Radio tomorrow morning at 9am to talk about climate change, among other things.

Axelrod Still Eats At Manny's

David Axelrod was in town recently and James Warren sat down with him over a meal at Manny's. Warren's subsequent story briefly recounts Axelrod's journey from being a Chicago journalist to a senior advisor to the president.

Daley to Media: You Helped Drive Oprah Away

Coming to the end of a banner week in his career, Mayor Daley told a reporter at a United Negro College Fund benefit last night that the media is partly to blame for Oprah Winfrey's decision to end her show in 2011. "So you keep kicking people, people will leave, simple as that."

What A Croc!

Chicago's own Indiana Jones, Universtiy of Chicago celebrity palentologist Paul Sereno, unveils five new species of ancient crocodiles that he unearthed in the Sahara over the past few years. The new findings include the PancakeCroc. We're guessing it didn't eat flapjacks.

Oprah's Last Show

It seems Oprah, and her 453-local-employee-run Harpo Inc. studios are not fleeing the Windy City for L.A. as earlier speculated. Oprah is actually leaving her talk show altogether. The announcement will be officially made on her show (after 25 years on the air) Friday with the last show scheduled on Sept. 9, 2011.

Rogers Park Robber Nabbed

Note to would-be muggers, maybe wearing a bright orange coat isn't the way to go. Also, don't "go nuts" and decide to "go on a spree."

Chicago Edition Debuts Friday

The Chicago edition of The New York Times, produced by the Chicago News Cooperative, debuts Friday.

Say Cheese

The Wall Street Journal looks at the proliferation of outdoor surveillance cameras cropping up around the city and discusses the safety-vs.-privacy issues.

Bears Fans Out Of Bounds?

A Pittsburgh Steeler fan says he was poisoned and blinded while drinking at a bar near Soldier Field following a post-game altercation with Bears fans.

Podcast With Chicago Current Founder

Chicagoist interviews Chicago Current founder Geoff Dougherty.

Gen-X Recession

Remember how Generation X supposedly all slackers who hate their jobs? Yeah well, apparently the recession is is a good excuse to bring that stereotype back, with a twist.

Illinois Prison Could Hold Gitmo Detainees

The state's maximum security Thomson Correctional Center could be the new prison site for the Guantanamo Bay prisoners. Rumor is that it's at the top of the White House's list.

Metra Fares To Increase

Effective February 1. the Associated Press reports one way fares will increase by six percent alongside a $2 ($5 to $7) increase for weekend fares and a $1 ($2 to $3) increase for buying tickets on the train.

Blago: Just Hold On A Few Months!

Governor Blagojevich is trying to delay his trial until September.

Fort Hood Hits Home

The tragedy of the shooting at Fort Hood struck close to home today as the body of Army Pfc. Michael Pearson, one of three soldiers killed from the area, returned to his family in Bolingbrook.

Food Stamps for Pets

OK, food stamps aren't involved, but a variety of organizations in the Chicago area and elsewhere are providing assistance to families who are having a hard time buying food for their pets.

A Haul Not Quite Worth its Weight in Gold

A criminal crew got creative on the North Side Monday night by attempting to break into a jewelry store via the beauty shop next door . They didn't make it into the jewelers, but they made off with some beauty products, prompting some pretty funny one-liners at the end of the article.

Get Out of Jail Free

The first of 1,000 Illinois prisoners to be released early as part of a cost-cutting measure are springing free. Only 62 are to be released today, getting out of their sentences up to a year early.

CTA Has Ideas For Budget Gap

The CTA has lots of ideas about how to fill the budget gap, but nobody knows which one will actually work.

Chicag

Will the O go?

Beware of Falling Ice

It will smash into your house, and you will be confused.

872, Represent?

The new area code 872 goes live on Saturday, so don't forget you'll need to dial an area code for any Chicago number -- even if it's in the same area code as your phone.

A New Kind of Cubby Pride

With the Cubs' change of ownership, they have become the first professional sports team with an openly gay owner.

Kids n' Compost

Elementary school students in Oak Park, Naperville and Villa Park are learning early about making "zero impact" on their environment. They're recycling, composting food scraps after lunch and sending far less trash to area landfills.

Bride Tricked, Turns Halloween Wedding into Treat

When Chicagoland bride-to-be Teanne Harris's fiancé left her days before their Halloween-themed wedding and reception, it was too late to cancel the arrangements -- so she and her mom moved it to the Des Plaines retirement home across the street. [via]

A New Phase for the Trib?

If you pick up a copy of the Trib next week and notice something different, there's a good chance it's because the paper will be testing whether or not it needs the Associated Press.

Retelling Tales of Tsavos

Man-eating Tsavo lions at the Field Museum? Great story, but exaggerated, says a new study.

Apple, North and Clybourn

Apple has forked over $4 million to expedite renovations to the North and Clybourn Red Line stop, below a Lincoln Park shopping center and below the future home of Chicago's second Apple Store. This apparently could earn Apple the naming rights and ad space to that station.

61st Street Garden Coverage Expanding

The imminent closure of the 61st Street Community Garden is getting a lot of attention from the media, with the Trib and Sun-Times augmenting weeks of coverage in the Hyde Park Herald and the Invisible Institute's Garden Conversations.

Changing Hands

Two venerable Chicago institutions officially have new owners: the Sun-Times and the Cubs.

LX365

Will the Trib be able to woo luxury advertisers? It hopes LX365 will make it happen.

Craigslist Hookers Back in Action

Remember the lawsuit Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart filed against CraigsList for creating a prostitution marketplace via its "erotic services" listings? A federal judge dismissed it yesterday.

New Developments at Michael Reese Hospital

While demolition preparation continues for nearly all of the Michael Reese campus, the city is considering keeping one Gropius building, the Singer Pavilion.

The New York Times, Chicago Edition

Next month when The New York Times launches its Chicago edition, it will be edited by some big names in the media business -- James O'Shea, James Warren and Ann Marie Lipinski to name a few.

Daley'd Better Check Himself

Errr... the Reader did it for him.

Chicago Is Stressed Out

According to a survey conducted by Harris Interactive, Chicago is the nation's most stressed out city. Said survey was sponsored by Princess Cruises, who calls the survey their "Life Balance Barometer." No word yet on whether a cruise is the perfect stress reliever.

Venetian Night to Go Under Water

Among other major cuts in his next budget proposal, Mayor Daley has proposed to reduce city funding for Venetian Night.

Is CeaseFire Working?

CeaseFire is getting renewed attention in light of the violence at Fenger High School, but Beachwood Reporter's Steve Rhodes thinks it's a load of hooey, likening it to the failed DARE anti-drug program in the '80s and '90s. Related: a profile of CeaseFire gang mediator Tio Hardaway we ran last summer.

Running the "Gantlet"

More than a few people wrote the Trib commenting on their use of "gantlet" instead of "gauntlet" in a recent headline, so they wrote another piece explaining why they chose the former.

NYT Chicago Edition Soon To Come

The New York Times launched its San Francisco "Bay Area Report" edition recently. The Times Company plans to launch a similar Chicago edition soon, although if the San Francisco venture is a flop the Chicago one probably won't happen either.

What's Going on with Market Hall?

The FBI wants to know what happened to the $1.1 million Illinois FIRST grant given to the Historic Pullman Foundation for the still unrestored Market Hall.

Blago's Real Legacy?

Call it The Blago/Ryan Rule. After having two consecutive governors involved in scandal, voters will get the chance to vote on a gubernatorial recall amendment on the November 2010 ballot. Meanwhile, former Gov. Blagojevich's hole gets a little deeper...and he's getting mud on a few others in the process.

Hey DJ

It's official: playing ringtones in public doesn't infringe copyright. Looks like it might be time for Chicago's DJs to learn how to beatmatch that noise.

Here's Some Good News: Lower Crime

That's right: crime is down nearly 10% compared to the same time last year -- even youth homicides dropped by 19%.

Auctioning a Part of Elvis

If you'd rather rock'n'roll than swing, why not wear a clump of Elvis's hair while you're at it?

Felt Good to be a Gangsta

Two odd belongings of two legendary Chicago gangsters are changing hands. A collection of artifacts from John Dillinger, including a letter to his father from jail and a gathering of guns, goes up for auction in December. And Al Capone's former Wisconsin hideout was snapped up by a local bank yesterday at a foreclosure auction for $2.6 million.

Talk About Your High Approval Ratings

Barack Obama just received a Nobel Peace Prize.

If Chicago's Youth Violence Were Elsewhere

Bernadine Dohrn, writing on the Huffington Post, reminds us that "Were this in Colombia, the Congo or Myanmar, we would recognize that children who are recruited into warring groups by much older adults to fight as child soldiers must be disarmed, demobilized, rehabilitated and reintegrated into the community."

SOLD! (Well, Almost)

A bankruptcy judge has approved the sale of the Sun-Times Media Group to the $25 million bid led by James Tyree. Of the 16 unions needed to realize the deal, 14 have approved it so far, and the bidders are optimistic about the final negotiations.

Saying "Goodbye" to a Community Garden

It's official: the 61st Street Community Garden will be demolished by the University of Chicago "shortly after Halloween" so it can be the staging area for the Chicago Theological Seminary construction site. CTS is relocating in order to make room for the Milton Friedman Institute for Research in Economics.

Cabbie Calamity

In the "sick and wrong" files, one in five cab drivers in Chicago have been physically attacked on the job. It's commonly accompanied by ethnic hostility, reports the University of Illinois at Chicago.

Wait Wait ... Don't Steal That Bike!

Wait Wait ... Don't Tell Me!'s Peter Sagal is among the most recent victims of bike theft in Chicago.

New Feature at Windy Citizen

The Windy Citizen just got a little more democratic with the ability to vote comments up and down.

Getting Rich by Bankrupting the Trib

In other Tribune news, the NY Times examines the raiding of the Tribune Company.

Trib: Rebuild Our City While Preserving Gropius

Now that there is no need to build an Olympic Village, the Trib is calling for a broad set of community investments, including the preservation of "Reese's landmark Walter Gropius buildings."

Maybe It's a Good Thing

Even the Wall Street Journal wonders if we dodged a bullet not winning the 2016 Olympics.

Not a First Choice for a Headline

I'm not sure the Trib is really selling this article: "Citi isn't planning to beef up Chicago presence." Um, OK.

The Verdict:

Meet the "Mancession"

U of C economics professor Casey B. Mulligan wants to know what's causing this current "Mancession."

The Chicago New York Times?

The New York Times will launch a Chicago edition.

Load Up On Guns, Bring Your Lawyers

Chicago's handgun ban will get a Supreme Court review.

A Man's Home Is At Castle?

A Villa Park car dealership is accused of playing the Archie Bunker card in dealing with women customers and employees.

Maybe Grandma Should Stay at Home

Illinois is known for a lot of great things, but one of them isn't nursing homes.

Brown's Chicken Murder Verdict

James Degorski, the second suspect in the infamous Brown's Chicken Massacre case, was found guilty this afternoon. Now all that remains is sentencing before this grisly tale finally comes to a close.

Fake Facebook Profile Leads to Lawsuit

A mother and her teenage son are suing four other teens for allegedly setting up a fake profile for the son on Facebook that contained racial and sexual slurs.

Renters, Hold Off On That Latte

Apartment renters on the North Side of Chicago might have to dig a little deeper around the first of the month. Thanks to tax assessment hikes, landlords are contemplating "skyrocketing" rent increases for the rest of this year and 2010.

900 Rallied, 200 Arrested in Support of Hotel Workers

Approximately 900 Unite Here Local 1 workers and supporters rallied for strengthened negotiations with local hoteliers as well as for recently fired non-union hotel workers in Boston. The 200 arrestees sat in Chicago Avenue in front of the Park Hyatt.

"No one was caring for the horses"

Two former employees of J.C. Cutters Horse Carriage Co. were found guilty of mistreating their horses by failing to meet feeding and sheltering standards.

And the Hits Keep Coming

You know that $13.7 billion the Chicago 2016 Olympic bid team says the Olympics will pump into the city's economy? Yeah, no. A new analysis to be released today says it will be only a third of that amount.

No Gas Guzzling Here

Record-high public transit ridership in 2008 (along with, no doubt, all the bikes I see streaming by on Milwaukee everyday) saved Illinois nearly 260 million gallons of gas. In the new report from advocacy group Environment Illinois, the group says that's equal to the amount of gas from over 450,000 cars.

Vrooooom

It's bad enough to get arrested for drunk driving on your Razor MX500, but riding it in the courtroom as part of your defense is a whole new level.

Party at Obama's!

The CPD is putting an end to the overtime detail at Obama's house starting October 1. What security will remain is still under review.

And The Stand Plot Begins...Now

After a University of Chicago geneticist died after researching plague virus bacteria on Sept. 13, federal health investigators arrived in Chicago yesterday to check it out. About 100 people who might have been exposed to the nasty Yersenia pestis bacteria have been given antibiotics as a precaution, and city health officials are saying there is no evidence of a spread.

Get a Job, Stay Home

Right now one in five Illinois State Toll Highway workers are not at work.

T. Rex on a Small Scale

The Field Museum Univeristy of Chicago's star paleontologist Paul Sereno announced the discovery of Raptorex, an ancestor of Tyrannosaurus Rex but 100 times smaller. (Thanks, Kevin!)

Room For a Few Furry Friends?

The Chicago Canine Club in Burr Ridge is hoping to find a new home for a family of four dogs whose owners were recently killed in a tragic accident.

Putting the Ship Alongside Sanitary

Speaking of local bodies of water, the Coast Guard has partially reopened the Chicago Sanitary and Ship Canal to recreational boaters four weeks after the increase in voltage in an Asian Carp barrier.

Calling on the Big Guns

Fresh off the news that Michelle Obama is going to Copenhagen to push Chicago for the Olympics, the Daleys and a few Olympic athletes will be visiting the White House tomorrow to promote our bid.

Daily News Explanation

Geoff Dougherty, editor-in-chief of The Chi-town Daily News, has a Q&A up about the online newspaper's recent closing.

A Drifter in Your Town

There's a certain poetic irony to the thought of multiple bands called the Drifters performing all over the country, questionable strangers blowing through town for a gig and then disappearing into the night.

Hero of the Day: Dwyane Wade

NBA star Dwyane Wade is donating money to help the public library in his home town of Robbins stay open.

Have $2.6 Million on Hand?

Then you may want to consider buying Al Capone's Wisconsin retreat. It has "407 secluded acres with a 37-acre private lake, an eight-car garage and a guard tower."

Hope They Have Good Pedicurists

Some Chicago runners are hanging up their sneakers and hitting the trail barefoot, or in new glove-like shoes intended to simulate the au natural feel. It's more natural, they say, and even cuts down on pain (once your feet get tough enough to handle the rocks and gravel).

A Glimpse Behind the Scenes at the Tribune

Uli Schmetzer didn't do himself any favors five years ago when he quoted a fictional person in an article, but the distance he gained from the ensuing scandal likely gave him the conscience to write his telling memoir ... if we can trust it.

Widow Maker Indeed

That chest pain is evidently the least of your worries in Chicago. Unlike other cities, our ambulances don't come with the equipment that identifies "widow maker" heart attacks, meaning delayed treatment and increased chance of permanent heart damage or death. "We are doing a disservice to our patients," said one local director of cardiology.

2 Dead, 2 Injured in Fullerton Crash

No, it wasn't the Hulk that did this, but you have to wonder how fast a car has to be going to overturn a garbage truck. Drive carefully, folks.

All Your Michigan Avenue Are Belong to Oprah

Speaking of shopping, if you're thinking about spending time on Michigan Avenue from Wacker Drive to Ohio Street anytime between Monday and Wednesday morning, the street will be closed to vehicular traffic in order to tape Oprah's new season kickoff. If you want to get in on the O action, the show will begin at 5 p.m. Tuesday and will be free and open to all. You can scope out the best seats ahead of time by reviewing this map [pdf] of the event.

Smarter, Cleaner, Stronger

Chicago Public School buses get an upgrade: new GPS systems and cleaner engines.

Michigan Avenue Block Party

Michigan Avenue will be blocked off from Wacker Drive to Ohio Street for more than two days on Sept. 8. Guess which local mogul is hosting the little shindig with the Black Eyed Peas - Hint: All of Chicago is invited.

Coal-Fired Power Plants Challenged

Midwest Generation, LLC, the Edison International subsidiary that runs the Fisk and Crawford coal-burning power plants on the South Side (and four others in Illinois), is being sued by the state and U.S. EPA for allegedly upgrading systems without meeting current Clean Air Act controls.

Two Shot in Loop (Developing)

Multiple news sources are reporting on a developing story of an officer and another man shot in the Loop around 1pm today. Chicago Now has it that a man tried to steal a woman's purse and a nearby policeman called for him to stop (perhaps after the man also then held a knife to a woman's neck) and then shot the attacker. UPDATE: The policeman was wounded but saved by his bulletproof vest. Meanwhile, the Sun-Times reports the officer was stabbed, not shot. Apparenly the officer was shot accidentally by another cop on the scene. The man has been declared dead at Northwestern Memorial Hospital. Here's a view from above of the scene.

"Would Teddy Run?"

The Sun-Times looks into the late Ted Kennedy's ties to Chicago, from the infamous 1968 Democratic National Convention and an endorsement from then-Mayor Richard J. Daley, to the to the Merchandise Mart and the Rehabilitation Institute of Chicago.

Watch Where You Point That Lighter!

Two women who run a nail salon in Countryside were convicted of aggravated battery for threatening their landlord with a gun...shaped lighter. They claim they were using the lighter as part of a prayer ceremony; he says he feared for his own life and that of his young daughter. Despite their conviction, at least the women know they have a loyal customer base -- a crowd of more than 20 showed up to support them.

Emmett Till's Original Casket Going to Washington

The National Museum of African American History and Culture will take possession of Emmett Till's glass-topped coffin on the 54th anniversary of his death. The ceremony will take place at Roberts Temple Church of God in Christ, the same location as his funeral.

Mistaken Identity

Imagine if your identity was stolen by a criminal with more than credit card fraud on his record -- and the police find you first. It happened to Loyola student Darius Whitehorn, and led to a week spent in jail.

WTF of the Day

This story contains nothing of obvious Chicago interest -- unless you're a Cubs fan. Then the idea of a goat potentially being sacrificed in connection with the Viking Brett Favre might make a little more sense. [via]

Calling Florence Nightingale

A result of the economy, a lack of nursing graduates, and a possible wave of nurses retiring from the field, more of these health care professionals are needed, and Chicago is no exception.

Mystery Journalism

So the Trib wants to do a serious assessment of taxing junk food. To whom should it turn? Kelly Brownell, director of the Rudd Center for Food Policy and Obesity at Yale University? Sounds good. A report from the Urban Institute? A-OK. Military science fiction author Julie Cochrane? Huh?

Librarians on the Attack

A controversy is a-brewin' in Carol Stream, where a former library worker filed a federal discrimination lawsuit. She alleges her firing was political.

Bummer! Energy Drink Company Under Fire

Attorney General Lisa Madigan is going after the Chicago-based maker of a malt liquor energy drink which contains 12.5 percent alcohol by volume for its alleged questionable marketing tactics.

From Motown to Chi-Town in No Time

From Detroit to Chicago by rail in four hours? Dare to dream...

Be Careful Out There

Apparently robberies including mugging were only up 1.1 percent through July, but it sure seems like violent crime is up more than that this summer, doesn't it? Anecdotal evidence sure points that way.

Talk Health Care with Chicago Tonight

WTTW's Chicago Tonight is devoting its September 1 show to health care reform, and is looking for interested audience members. "We'll be hearing from legislators, insurers, doctors and hospitals...but we also want to hear your questions and concerns," says an alert the channel sent to supporters today. To request a ticket, email the show or call 773-509-5590.

North Side Gators

An alligator was found lurking in the north branch of the Chicago River, near Damen and Fullerton. Last year, one was spotted in the south branch near Bridgeport.

Editorial Cartoons Making a Comeback

Nine years after the death of Jeff MacNelly, the Chicago Tribune's editorial cartoonist, the paper has hired Scott Stantis to pen original work for the paper. For a glimpse of what to expect from Stantis (and the Trib's editorial vision), check out this gallery of selected work.

Political History for Sale

Well, "history" may be a strong word, but Tony Rezko's 8,400-square-foot mansion just sold at auction for $2.8 million. Even after the sale, Rezko still owes more than $3 million on the house.

Uptown Street Fight Caught on Video

Uptown Update has some amazing video of a street brawl that broke out around 9pm Wednesday night. (via)

Daley's Got His Back

About that Chicago alderman who admits he used his clout to get his daughter into Whitney Young High School? Yeah, Mayor Daley's cool with that.

Northside Attacks Spawn Facebook Group

The Trib's John Kass points to a Facebook group "Lakeview 911" that was created this month to gather "concerned citizens" who want to connect about the recent muggings in the neighborhood. Remember EveryBlock is also a great local resource on crime stats relative to your street, no matter where you live in the city.

APB for a J.E.R.K.

Hey, Guy Who Dumped A Beer On Philadelphia Philies Outfielder Shane Victorino In Last Night's Game (not this guy, who was tossed out the park for it): the Cubs, Victorino and the cops want to talk to you. UPDATE: The culprit turned himself in.

Winnie the Pooh Wouldn't Rob a Bank

Would he?

Jogger Shot in Rogers Park

A man taking an evening run last night was shot in an apparent robbery attempt around 10pm on the 7000 block of North Sheridan. Luckily the jogger was not seriously injured.

A Troublesome Yawn

Was it a "boisterous" yawn or was it "not an outrageous yawn?" What is clear is a man will serve at least 23 days for it -- and maybe as much as six months.

Streets a Little Safer, Maybe

Suspects have been arrested in connection the recent spate of muggings in Lincoln Park and Roscoe Village -- which isn't to say you shouldn't be on your guard when walking alone late at night.

Gimme Fuel

Starting Thursday, Chicago cabbies will again be collecting a 50-cent-per-ride fuel surcharge, only three weeks after expiring. Yay increased gas prices.

Homes and Homelessness

Chicago Public Radio asks "Should Empty Homes House Chicago's Poor?"

An Amazing John Hughes Story

A young girl writes a fan letter to director John Hughes in 1985, which turns into one of the coolest, most touching pen pal friendships ever.

Triple H Weekend

No, not that Triple H. It's going to be especially intense weather-wise this weekend, (hazy, hot and humid), so take care of yourself!

Turning Clout into Clods of Dirt

School Board President and Chicago 2016 bid committee member Michael Scott (no, not also from "The Office") has been arranging to develop property near planned Olympic sites; here's a map. His development team also includes several politically connected West Side ministers. As the Beachwood Reporter says, "Michael Scott, you are today's winner of our new So Chicago Award."

McDeep Tunnel

A firm has been selected as design engineer to connect McCook Reservoir to Deep Tunnel in order to "reduce flood risk, protect the vital Lake Michigan water supply and improve the quality of water in area watercourses." If you are intrigued by giant holes in the ground, here is some additional information about our future tunnel and reservoir plans.

R.I.P. John Hughes

Director, writer, and producer John Hughes has died of a heart attack. A graduate of Glenbrook North High School in Northbrook, he wrote, directed or produced a number of films set in fictional Chicago suburbs, including National Lampoon's Vacation, Sixteen Candles and Home Alone.

Meet the New Chicago Tribune

The Trib just redesigned its website, but the "feedback" tab on the right side of the page seems to be treating it as a work in progress.

A New Song for Lincoln Park

The Schuba brothers are nearly ready to open a new mid-sized music venue named Lincoln Hall near the old Biograph Theater.

Back to School Sex?

Write a song called "Birthday Sex" and you could be tapped to encourage Chicago kids to go back to school! That's what happened when the CPS folks chose Morgan Park High School graduate Jeremih Felton to use his Twitter feed to tell his 60,000 followers to go back to school Sept. 8.

One Way to Make Money in Roseland

"It's a blighted area, underutilized with vacant buildings." So clearly the answer is for the city to sell five acres to a developer for $1 so he can build new buildings.

The Superglue Revenge Plot

Doesn't it always seem like the craziest stories are the ones from Wisconsin?

Impersonating CTA Official = Bad

In another strange arrest, the FBI arrested a 20-year-old for making approximately 300 "unauthorized transmissions" over CTA radio waves. He was identified by his voice when he and his brother asked if they could collect a reward for returning a stolen CTA radio. In related news, the FBI apparently needs to hire a copy editor. Perhaps you could edit their release as an introduction.

That Lady has Big Pants

An 86-year-old woman was caught stealing "anti-wrinkle cream ... other cosmetic items, nearly a dozen packs of AA batteries, four packs of Taster's Choice coffee and several packs of salmon" by stuffing them in her pants. Other interesting facts: she's been arrested more than 60 times and has at least 20 aliases.

Google Text Ads in the Real World

Anybody spot these billboards along the expressway this morning?

Taking the Garden Out of Community Garden

The University of Chicago's Office of Civic Engagement has notified the 61st Street Community Garden that the garden must be vacated by October 30. The move is prompted by construction efforts related to the expansion of the controversial Milton Friedman Institute.

Go West

Jerry Reinsdorf, who already owns the Bulls and White Sox, is a little bit closer to adding some puck-wielding Coyotes to his stable after the NHL's unanimous approval of his bid. Don't worry Hawks fans, he plans on keeping the team in Phoenix.

"The honeymoon is being delayed"

Why? Well, the 10 person brawl at the wedding probably didn't help, but the trunk full of guns was the icing on the cake.

Reststop to Ruin

The firm that leased seven oases on the Illinois Tollway may be foreclosed upon -- and turns out to have made big campaign contributions to Blago to sweeten the deal. [via]

Glasses Half Full

A Chicago man is accused of stealing more than $45,000 worth of eyeglasses from suburban Milwaukee stores. Why, and again, why? The complaint quotes the accused as saying he "really likes to be around glasses."

Catching On

The NYT covers the anti-Olympics movement in Chicago.

That Tweet Might Cost You

A Chicago woman is being sued by her apartment's management company after she tweeted negatively about them to her 20 followers. UPDATE: Horizon Realty responds to the Twitter backlash.

Taurus, With Hopes Rising

The latest version of the Ford Taurus has workers at a South Side auto plant keeping their fingers crossed that it becomes a hit. If it's a success with the public, it could mean more jobs at the Torrance Ave. factory.

Un-Green Wieners

Man, the Wienermobile is having a bad week. First one crashes into a house in Wisconsin, now an environmental group is criticizing it for being bad for the environment (and violating a law against advertising vehicles in Hawaii).

Tickets for Marijuana Possession

The Cook County Board voted yesterday to allow Cook County Sheriff's police to issue tickets for marijuana possession of less than 10 grams -- but only in unincorporated areas of Cook County, for now. And the cops still have the option of taking you to jail instead.

Cremation, Anyone?

Fresh off the deepening scandal over the Burr Oak cemetary f-up, a Glenwood cemetery is being sued for double booking grave sites.

A Cost of a Local President

As anyone in Hyde Park/Kenwood knows, the area around Obama's house is fairly well controlled. We now know it's protected to the tune of $2.2 million, but it's not entirely certain the city will be fully reimbursed for those expenses.

The Spire, the Athletic Club, Prentice Hospital and Helicopters

Streeterville is getting yet other chunk of controversy, this time from the proposed Children's Memorial helipad.

So Long, Wooden Newsstands!

Don't freak out if your favorite downtown newsstand evaporated overnight. It'll be replaced within a month by a fancy, new design by JCDecaux S.A.

Wiener(mobile) in a Jam

The famous Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashed into a house this weekend in Racine after making a wrong turn and trying to turn around in someone's driveway.

Sears Tower: The Final Word?

As our Fuel question demonstrates, when it comes to the Sears/Willis Tower name change, people either lament the loss of another piece of "Chicago" or you think it's much ado about nothing. Tribune architecture critic Blair Kamin falls on the side of the former and tries to put the whole thing in perspective.

Boot Blitz

So you know that $300 million budget shortfall? In true Chicago style, the city has opted to make up part of the funds with more aggressive car ticketing and booting. Motorists with two unpaid tickets older than one year have been punished, with 183,293 seizure notices and 3,493 boots thus far.

Sears For One More Day

Today is the last day the Sears Tower will officially be known as, well, the Sears Tower. Tomorrow it become the (ugh) Willis Tower. We're toasting with a highball in its honor. Let us know what you think in Fuel.

FSU: Friends Stand United?

A member of the FSU street gang alleged to use violence to exert control over the hardcore punk scene was arrested on Monday. The federal charges were filed in Chicago, and said to be the result of a complaint made by a popular Chicago area recording artist. The FSU name stands for "F*** S*** Up," and "Friends Stand United" ...crickets.

Money's Best Places

This year's CNN Money's Best Places to Live rankings are out, and Illinois small towns only garnered 3 of the top 100 spots. Batavia, Buffalo Grove, and downstate Glen Carbon made the list, but none broke the top 50.

Major Looting Bust on the West Side

Late Sunday night on the West Side, approximately 35 police cruisers were called to a Family Dollar store. While there are no other media reports at this point, police officers stated "about 20 people looted" the store, and bystanders were discussing people going "in and out five times." All visible doors were open, and a window was broken in the front. Here's one photograph from the scene.

Not the Luck of the Irish

Thieves stole over $9000 overnight from the Irish American Heritage Center (4626 N. Knox), in the midst of the 24th Annual Irish American Heritage Festival.

Cooking With John Kass

Although it's not hard to catch him smoking in front of the Tribune Tower or having a burger at Billy Goat, 100 lucky Tribune print subscribers will schmooze and make beer-can chicken with legendary columnist John Kass Aug. 1 at the Cantigny Golf Club in Wheaton.

Emmett Till's Original Casket Damaged

Among the losses -- albeit restorable -- in the recent Burr Oak Cemetery scandal is Emmett Till's original casket, which was found in a storage room with possums living in it.

Some Final Michael Jackson News

The call for the King of Pop to be buried in Gary is mounting, while Chicagolands top Michael Jackson impersonator is in mourning.

Going on a Taste Bender

So the fireworks may not have been violence free, but at least one man didn't allege he had $250 stolen from him by the police there ... and then recant.

When Weather.com isn't Good Enough

When the weather forecast is too vague, institutions from the city to universities are calling on private meteorologists to take some of the uncertainty out of the day.

News That's a Little...Heavy

A new study shows Illinois kids are in a Top 10 list that no one's bragging about. One in three Illinois children is overweight or obese, and Illinois ranks 10th in the country for percentage of children ages 10-17 who are too heavy.

Bursting the Bubble Benefitted Big Burgs

"The housing bubble caused a migration bubble and it has burst." In non-sound byte language: Depressed housing prices in California and Florida mean fewer people are moving out there. Consequently, established cities are making population gains. We gained 21,000 people last year.

"Did you beat up anybody famous?"

Remember that 1968 riot police reunion? Well, it happened, and here's a little summary of it.

Hitching a Ride

Does Chicago pay too much to move bodies to the morgue? Ald. Edward M. Burke says yep, and wants to hold hearings about the contractor, which the city pays $915 to transport each body. In good old Dayton, OH, the company's hometown, it's a measly $75 per body.

Every Student's Nightmare

The thought of year-round school is enough to make any elementary school student pound his or her head on their locker in anguish. So if you hear repeated banging coming from the vicinity of Herzl Elementary School in North Lawndale, you'll know why.

The Grim Reaper Strikes Again

The world of infomercials (or, shows you find yourself watching at 2 AM) will never be the same: Pitchman Billy Mays, who brought OxiClean into our lives, died this morning at age 50.

Worry Like it's 1983

Unemployment is hitting Chicago hard, with a seasonally unadjusted jobless rate for the metro area of 10.7 percent. That's the highest level since August 1983.

Death Threats for Chicago Judges

The FBI arrested a New Jersey blogger for writing that three Chicago-based federal judges "deserve to be killed," then posting their photographs, phone numbers and a map of their courthouse on his blog. He was upset that the judges recently upheld the handgun ban in Chicago and Oak Park.

Throwing The, Um...Pamphlet At Him

Anthony Abbate, the Chicago cop caught in the infamous barmaid beating videotape, has been sentenced to two years probation for the incident.

Lotta Ins, Lotta Outs

Twenty-one million dollars is the most a jury has ever awarded in Chicago for a wrongful conviction. Juan Johnson's is just the latest acquittal tied to alleged police misconduct. If what the city lawyers say is true however, there is a lot more than meets the eye.

Was His Bratwurst Showing?

A Hudson News store at O'Hare used a blinder (a black plastic square usually reserved for porn mag covers) to obscure the "racy" cover of the latest GQ. No, it's not the ingenue du jour cupping her breasts and crotch. It's Sacha Baron Cohen in character as Brüno. Uh, hubba-hubba?

Probably Not 2009's "Police Officer of the Year"

A former North Chicago "Police Officer of the Year" was just released from jail after pistol-whipping Waukegan's police chief. The reporter also wants you to know that the former Police Officer of the Year's "telephone number is unlisted."

Webio Scandal Figure Found

David Hernandez, the figure at the center of the Webio internet radio scandal that we told you about earlier, has been found in downstate Normal after an alleged suicide attempt.

Idol Worship

The usual collection of semi-talented, questionably-talented and what-the-heck-are-they-doing-here talented braved the early morning rain to audition for American Idol at the United Center.

An, Um, Memorable Wedding

Two area 26-year-olds had a most unusual wedding thanks to dual diagnoses of swine flu.

Behind the Bus Police Chase

If you are interested in a first-person account of the May bus police chase, the Sun-Times has the story from the bus monitor who was unwillingly along for the ride.

From Swine Flu to West Nile

All the lovely rain we've been having means that conditions are ripe for mosquito reproduction. Those that carry West Nile love stagnant water, which means that the on-hold Spire has gone from being world's largest building, to possibly being the world's largest breeding ground for the suckers.

No Flies On Us...Well, Almost None

Think Barack Obama is the only president with Illinois connections who is now historically linked to a fly? Think again. (At least this other guy didn't have PETA breathing down his neck.)

That's Just Mean

After a recent spate of thefts at local cemeteries, police are warning mourners to watch their valuables while attending funerals, or while visiting graves over Father's Day.

Protest the Iranian Elections Today

Iranian-Americans will be holding a rally in support of Iranian election protesters. Meet in Federal Plaza at 4:30pm. Windy Citizen will be live-blogging with photos and commentary.

I'll Have A Venti Latte Musca Domestica

A Starbucks at O'Hare Airport was closed by city health inspectors because of a fly infestation (musca domestica is the Latin name for the common housefly, which we're sure you knew already).

The Emptying City

This month, Chicago-area home vacancy rates jumped more than one percentage point to 3.8%. Of course, that's nothing compared to Englewood, which tops the list with a 16.1% vacancy rate.

CPD's Uniform Blues

No one ever said a Chicago police officer's job was easy, but did you know that in addition to dealing with thugs, crooks and assorted ne'er-do-wells, they also have to supply their own uniforms? Medill Reports has the story.

Rev. Wright: Foot in Mouth Disorder?

Rev. Jeremiah Wright is back in the news, this time for telling a reporter "the Jews" aren't letting him near President Obama. He tried to clarify the remark by saying he was referring to Zionists, not David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel.

Dueling Blagos

Risking some sort of disruption in the time-space continuum, the star of Second City's Rod Blagojevich, Superstar and the REAL Blago will appear on stage together this Saturday at a performance of the show at the Chicago Shakespeare Theater on Navy Pier. Wonder if the real Blago tried to sell his part in the show?

More Mixed-Income Development Woes

Chicago Housing Authority residents and market-rate condo owners are going at it at another mixed-income development. This time, it's Westhaven Park Tower. Please note the Tower's website is set up as an "informative resource for both our neighborhood and our local community," yet it's mainly password protected.

Donations for Deliveryman

The plight of the pizza deliveryman in Evanston who was beaten and had his car hijacked and wrecked has touched many readers of the Chicago Tribune, who saw the story in today's paper. Here's the website if you wish to donate.

Shakowsky: Thanks But No Thanks

While her own polling says she has a good chance of winning, Rep. Jan Shakowsky (D-Ill.) says she'll stay out of the race for the "golden" Senate seat now occupied by one Roland Burris. Check out the full announcement in Mechanics.

Parking Meters Putty in our Hands?

The city's parking meter uproar and recent epic fails turned ugly today when 50 coin-fed parking meters on the North side were filled with goo and sprayed with silver paint. Is laughing bad?

Suburban Mother Stole Girl's Ice Cream Money

... and her husband turned her in.

Oi! Man U Gets A Chicago Connection

Iconic international football (soccer) franchise Manchester United has tabbed Chicago-based insurance company Aon as their new principal sponsor. Let's hope there's no curse associated with the honor, considering the fate that befell their old sponsor, a little company called AIG.

Tour Guide Turns Firefighter

Jessica Herum, a tour guide for Chicago's First Lady boat tours, is being hailed as a hero for helping control a fire that broke out when a propane tank exploded at Cyrano's Cafe this morning. [via]

Pirating the High Seas of Scrap Metal

Apparently Evanston has a problem with illicit scrap metal collectors lurking in the alleys, ready to strike. The article makes itself an interesting semiotic study through the fine use of terms for the scrappers ranging from "junk metal pirates" to "alley entrepreneurs."

250-Pound Hothouse Orchid Found Guilty

Anthony Abbate has been found guilty of aggravated battery. Hopefully, there are no 125-pound women in prison waiting to pounce on him. That would be just awful.

'Metergate' Mess Grows

The city's Inspector General says we could have gotten almost ONE BILLION DOLLARS MORE in the now infamous parking meter deal had ol' Ritchie not rammed the contract through. Oops. UPDATE: More details and a link to a PDF of the report in Chicagoland and our own Mechanics.

The Name Game, Pt. II

We told you previously about the website run by the feds in Chicago that lists the unusual nicknames given to local bank robber. Add another SUV-influenced name to that list.

Mapping the Stacks

With news of important Defender-related archives in the news lately, it seems particularly relevant to mention Mapping the Stacks, a "guide to Black Chicago's hidden archives."

Seven Shooting Deaths

The last 24 hours were particularly bad for violence in the city.

Valet Bike Parking Chased out of Millennium Park

The nifty bike valet at Millennium Park is in jeopardy of closing this summer due to chief underwriter Chase Bank's "refocusing on business matters."

Double Digits

Just not the good kind. Crain's reports that unemployment in Chicago was 10.6% in April.

We're Number One!

That is, for drug abuse in arrests. A White House Office of National Drug Control Policy report found 87% of arrested men tested positive for illegal drug use in Chicago.

And the Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round

In possibly weirdest news story of the day, a school bus driver was shot by police after a chase that included ramming cars.

And You Thought Screaming Kids Were Bad

Good old Southwest Airlines, home of the cheap flights from Midway, now plans to sell tickets for family pets. Starting June 17, passengers can bring up to five pets on a flight in a carry-on case to fit under the seat. Yes, 5 pets. Good for pet lovers, doom for those trying to sleep off a hangover.

Illinoisan Representz at Scripps

Even though she lost on "menhir," Aishwarya Eshwar Pastapur of downstate Chatham finished third in the finals of last night's Scripps National Spelling Bee.

Update on Federal Indictment

US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald announced an indictment against 29th Ward Ald. Ike Carothers this afternoon. Listen to the press conference here, download the indictment here (PDF), and keep an eye on our politics section, Mechanics, for further news and analysis.

Chicagoan Takes UK

Retired Chicago investment banker Louis Susman has been nominated as ambassador to Britain. A top fundraiser for Obama's presidential campaign and other Democratic campaigns, Susman is now poised for what's considered a pretty sweet appointment.

Downtown Parking Meter Holiday?

Not really. Due to a rash of parking meter payboxes not working, Police have been instructed not to issue parking tickets in the loop today.

Prop 8 Protest

Wondering where to protest the California Supreme Court's decision to uphold Proposition 8?

Auctioning the Ice House Cover

A rare stamp that disappeared in 1967 reappeared three years ago when a couple brought it to the Norwood Park shop Stamp King. The stamp, which is a 90-cent Abraham Lincoln stamp from 1869, is now on the auction block and could fetch $300,000.

PrezBot Orders Navy SEAL Strike on Pirates of the Caribbean

Disney is putting the finishing touches on Obama's animatronic figure for their Hall of the Presidents. Like W. and Clinton before him, the president provided a few choice words for the figure to speak.

Affordable Family Homes Neither Affordable or for Families

The Sun-Times is working on an enlightening set of articles following nearly 200 units in University Village that were set aside for families who needed assistance to purchase a home. The paper finds 67% were sold to young, single buyers, including some who already owned multiple properties -- and that's just the beginning.

No More Drunk Mailing?

The last 24-hour post office in the country is located near Harrison and Canal. But in June, the location will reduce their hours, closing at midnight. The Postal Service says they don't have enough customers to justify the expense of 24-hour service. Simply must mail that special letter at 3am? The location (and many others) still offer automated kiosks in the lobby at all hours.

Make it Stop. Please.

In today's vomit-inducing news, both Blagojeviches will be included in an upcoming season of "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here." Sure, Rod is prohibited from leaving the state and joining his wife in the Costa Rican jungle. But that won't stop him from a "surprise" involvement. Yay?

It's Easy Being Green

Chicago is the first city to be honored by the National Building Museum for being green. Museum officials praised Mayor Daley, the city's efforts to retrofit municipal buildings for energy efficiency and the city's goals for reducing greenhouse emissions.

Put in a Drive-Thru Already!

For the second time in as many months a cab has crashed into the front doors of Petterino's restaurant at Dearborn and Randolph. Man, the food must be REALLY good there.

Kiddieland No More

After years of rumors to the effect, the iconic Kiddieland Amusement Park in Melrose Park (8400 W. North Ave) will be closing its doors after this season, barring some last-minute reprieve.

The Mystery in the Cemetery

GazeboNews has an interesting, if depressing, article about an elderly couple who committed suicide in Fort Sheridan Cemetery last Thursday.

Drew: I'm (cough) Innocent.

Drew Peterson has pleaded not guilty to murdering his third wife during his arraignment this morning. As if we expected him to do anything different.

Moving from the Bench to the Boards

Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer will take to the stage appearing as the Ghost from Hamlet as part of a Shakespeare and the Law conference in Hyde Park.

Craigslist "Erotic Services" to Close

If you're a fan of the "erotic services" section of Craigslist, you have until May 15 to enjoy it. The site will be shutting the section down that day and creating a new, human-monitored "adult" section at some point in the future, according to an agreement reached with several state attorneys including Illinois' Lisa Madigan.

A Supreme Court Justice Out Of Chicago?

President Obama could name University of Chicago law professor Diane Wood to the Supreme Court.

Saberi Released

Jailed journalist Roxana Saberi has been released by the Iranian government, after her sentence was reduced on appeal.

That's...A Lot Of Swine Flu

The AP is reporting 421 cases of Swine Flu in the state and 187 in Chicago alone.

Durbin Wants High Speed Rail Chicago-St.Louis

Senator Durbin is lobbying with Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill to get a high speed rail line from Chicago to St. Louis.

Who's Failing the Kids? "We all are"

Rev. Michael Pfleger's upside-down flag and the 36 children killed in Chicago this year are increasingly getting national attention.

The Mean Streets of Riverside

Riverside police pulled seven rounds out of a house. Why is it news? The house is next door to that of Cook County Commissioner Tony Peraica, and the police think he was the target.

Peterson Arrested

Drew Peterson has been arrested by state police for former wife Kathleen Savio's 2004 death.

Salary Shutout

Looking to buy in the city? If you don't make at least $73,000, you're probably screwed. Oh, and rents are up too. This and other pleasant news form the Center for Housing Policy.

A Real Downer

Something to think about during that ride up to your downtown office: There's a chance that elevator you're in hasn't been inspected in, oh, about eight years.

CNN on CPS

"Anderson Cooper 360" will be exploring the dramatic rise in the number of CPS student deaths on CNN tonight (Wednesday) at 9pm. The show also re-airs at midnight.

Bee Sting

Chinese nationals were arrested here and in Seattle on suspicion of running an international honey smuggling ring.

Thank You for Letting Me Be Myself -- Again

The 15-year-old who started a CPD poo-storm earlier this year when he successfully impersonated a cop is in hot water a second time -- he was arrested Friday for stealing a car from a South Side dealership after pretending to be an interested buyer.

Financier Thinking About Buying The Sun-Times

James Tyree, CEO of Mesirow Financial Inc. is thinking about buying the Chicago Sun-Times. Tyree has subscribed to the Sun-Times for years and currently reads it online.

C-O-M-E-D Spells Relief?

Beginning in June, Chicago-area households can expect a "significant" decrease in their ComEd electric bills, reports Crain's.

Injured Pride

Poor journalist/film critic Ray Pride was beaten up a month ago after a Greek film festival, by nationalists who thought he was an "anarchist infiltrator." He provides the details on his blog and elsewhere. The more squeamish may want to avoid the photos Pride took of his bloodied post-attack clothing.

16 Cases of Swine Flu In Chicago

Chi-Town Daily News Staff Writer Alex Parker reports that there are 16 cases of Swine Flu in Chicago and 41 in the state according to the Illinois Department of Public Health.

Chicago Stockpiles Meds

The Illinois Department of Health is stockpiling about four hundred thousand regimens of Tamiflu and two hundred thousand of Relenza according to the Chi-Town Daily News.

Snakes on the Plains

Did you know Chicago had rattlesnakes? I didn't. Nice to know they've been rounded up--and for their own good.

Like Genius Grants for Organizations

The Center for Neighborhood Technology (creators of I-Go car sharing and other great stuff) and the Chicago Community Loan Fund were among the nine non-profits awarded MacArthur Foundation grants today.

First Probable Case of Swine Flu in Chicago

A Rogers Park elementary school is closed for at least the next two days as officials survey parents and try to curtail the spread of germs between students. One student at the school has been noted by City Public Health officials as a probable case of swine flu.

CNT Earns National Recognition, Financial Award

The MacArthur Foundation's 2009 Award for Creative & Effective Nonprofits includes the Chicago-based Center for Neighborhood Technology, who will use their grant to "expand its research capacities, reach a wider national audience, and build its operating reserve."

Errant Ambulance Alert: Tactical Response Required

Estera Bulbucan, a Des Plaines woman, stole an ambulance in Park Ridge and then used it to do donuts in Millennium Park. She was arrested.

"I guess it ran out of gas or something"

One of the approximately 60 WWII era aircraft remaining in Lake Michigan has been recovered for inclusion in a New Orleans museum. The plane crashed on Nov. 24, 1944 while attempting to land on an aircraft carrier during a training mission.

Trouble in the Suburbs

When imagining the scourge of Naperville, you probably don't envision it as public urination.

Blue Line To Get Stimulus Funds

Mayor Daley and Sen. Durbin will be giving the details.

Brush Up Your Shakespeare

Mayor Daley has named this Thursday Talk Like Shakespeare Day, in honor of the Bard's 445th birthday.

Not a Bad Donation

When farm-implements heir Brooks McCormick passed away, he donated his 8,000sq ft condo in the name of his wife, Hope, to four local organizations and the World Wildlife Fund. They may each receive $1 million from the sale.

Cheeseburger at the Top of the World

I imagine if I were hiking to the North Pole, I'd stay motivated by thinking about tasty food I'd have when I got home, too.

Everything Must Go

The Huffington Post's Michael Moreci discusses the privatization of Chicago, from parking meters to Midway, and why he thinks Daley's "city-wide garage sale" tactics only offer a short-term fix.

To Overserve and Protect

Thirteen Chicago police officers were arrested for DUI last year. CPD Superintendent Jody Weis says drunken cops "aren't systemic."

2,000 Teabags

About 2,000 people attended the Teabag event in Chicago according to Nate Silver's estimates.

Chicago as High-Speed Rail Hub

Eight Midwestern states have united to reinvigorate plans for the Midwest Regional Rail Initiative as a way to increase their odds at getting federal funding. If the plan succeeds, you know who will be in the center.

The Book Was Popular

The Obamas made $2.7 million last year, which is down from the $4.2 million they made in 2007. Most of the money they earned in 2008 came from the profits of President Obama's two books.

You Weren't a Mistake, Just Unplanned

On the heels of a major newsroom layoff at the Chicago Tribune, Tribune Company CEO Sam Zell acknowledged purchasing the company was a mistake. If you want to hear it from the horse's mouth, check out Bloomberg TV News.

Ready, Set, File!

If you haven't filed your taxes yet, well, good luck. Neighborhood post offices won't be staying open late, but the Main Post Office at 433 W. Harrison will accept your mail to the IRS until midnight tonight.

Fighting Crime with T9

Remember the CPD/CPS TXT2TIP [pdf] program? Yeah, no one else did either. The program received 70 text messages since September 10, 2008, and, um, "some were hoaxes." Given its tremendous success, Huberman is reviving the program.

Mommy, What's a Reporter?

Speaking of the Trib, the paper is adding to the scores it has laid off in the last few months by cutting 20% of its newsroom staff.

Hospital TB Scare

A 26-year-old pediatric resident physician at Children's Memorial Hospital may have unwittingly exposed hundreds of patients and coworkers to tuberculosis.

More Buses

The CTA is using $49 million of its stimulus money to buy 58 articulated buses (you know, the ones that look like accordions).

A Little Closer to Understanding Red-Light Cameras

The Trib visited RedSpeed Illinois and Redflex Traffic Systems to get the inside scoop on red light cameras and how the companies who operate them interact with the city.

"I'm Sorry I Took Your Money"

After successfully robbing a Dunkin' Donuts of $167 on Tuesday, the culprit returned on Wednesday to apologize and return the cash. He was arrested wearing the same clothes later that day.

FBI Warns of Oprah Email Scam

Seriously, do people still fall for this? It's certainly not the first time. It's not even the second.

Smoke 'Em While You Got 'Em

Smokers, you might be feeling the heat. Not only did the Federal government raise cigarette taxes by 62 cents a pack today, but the state is also considering increasing their tax by 50 cents a pack this year and 50 cents a pack next year.

9 Percent

That's Illinois's unemployment rate, the highest since 1992. Who wants to bet we make double digits soon?

Sun-Times' Chapter 11

The Chicago Sun-Times has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Here's a letter from the Sun-Times' Chairman and CEO Jeremy Halbreich.

FiveThirtyEight Leaves Chicago

Nate Silver, political Cassandra of our time, and founder of FiveThirtyEight, is moving from Chicago to New York. Well, we still have The Bean right?

Economy Shifts Ford Plant to Idle

A tough economy just got a little tougher for workers at the Chicago Ford plant at 12600 S. Torrance Ave. Slow sales have forced the company to shut the facility down for three weeks, laying off some 1,400 workers.

Chicago's Fish are Medicated

... but the prescriptions aren't their own.

Irish Parade Over?

The South Side Irish Parade planning committee announced this morning that it "is not planning to stage a parade in its present form in March of 2010." The decision reflects the strain having 300,000+ people attend the parade -- and the public drunkenness, multiple arrests and fights that come with it. Alternative events are in the works.

Man Jumps to Death from Marina City Tower

State Street is blocked from Wacker Drive to Illinois Street after a man in his 50's jumped to his death from the 28th floor of the Marina City tower.

Another Day, Another Media Transformation

In yet another cost-cutting move, the Trib and L.A. Times are consolidating their foreign news services and will run them out of the L.A. office.

Ahead Of The Curve

Unfortunately it's not a good curve. Progress Illinois has a nice graph illustrating Illinois's unemployment rate, which has recently risen above the national average.

Car Wars: Attack of the Clones

It's bad enough when people commit identity theft, but when cars get in on it... Chicago was one of three locations targeted in a major "car cloning" ring bust. Car cloning is when one car assumes the identity of another. Unfortunately, it's not as cool and sci-fi as it sounds.

Nowhere To Go

Tomorrow at 10 a.m., the remaining residents of the Diplomat Hotel will be forced to vacate the premises, leaving many of them homeless. Earlier this month, residents were given a three-week deadline to find new accomodations, due to a long list of serious code violations by the building's owner.

Introducing the Illinois Holocaust Museum

The Illinois Holocaust Museum and Education Center will be opening in Skokie on April 19. You may request tickets to the public grand opening ceremony or get a sneak peek by purchasing tickets for the Inaugural Gala on April 2.

Heartland Cafe Reopens

After being briefly closed by the Chicago Department Of Public Health, the Heartland Cafe reopened last night. Heartland owner Katy Hogan felt the inspection was fair, and gave the building an opportunity for an overdue renovation.

Time Out Chicago Lowers Price

While the Sun-Times is getting more expensive, Time Out Chicago is getting cheaper. The price will drop about a dollar ($1.99 instead of $2.99), effective immediately. TOC's editor-in-chief says it's meant to attract readers.

Sun-Times Raises Price

The Sun-Times will cost 75 cents per single copy retail starting March 30th.

Chicagoland Gets Bigger

Chicagoland's Kendall County was the fourth fastest growing county in the U.S. according to the U.S. Census Bureau.

Ivan the Terribly Ill

Ivan, one of two cocker spaniel puppies adopted at PAWS Chicago by Oprah Winfrey, has died from parvovirus.

Lacking "Caviar," Some May Turn to Poison

One Chicago resident who likely didn't weather our harsh winter well — the urban rat.

50% State Income Tax Increase?

Governor Quinn is considering responding to the state budget crisis by raising individual income taxes from 3 to 4.5 percent, while increasing personal exemptions.

Whet Moser: "homepage: forming like voltron"

Behold the new homepage of the Chicago Reader!

Sears Tower: What's in a Name?

They talked about painting it silver, but this story isn't a flash in the pan. The Sears Tower's getting a new tenant at the end of the summer, and a new name. London-based Willis Group is moving nearly 500 employees to the iconic tower in the Loop, and as a reward, Crain's is reporting the building will soon be called The Willis Tower. [hat tip to Sarah]

Chicago's Immigration: From Eastern European to Latin American

The NY Times' newest feature on immigration has maps and data about the rate and composition of immigration since 1890. The information is national in scope, but there's plenty of local detail, like this school composition data.

Newspapers Turn to Mudslinging

As times get tougher for print publications, I'm sure we'll be hearing more stories about aggressive advertising campaigns like this one.

CraigsList Erotic Services Drop

A week after Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart sued CraigsList to stop allowing "erotic services" ads on its site, CL reports that its listings of that type are down 90 percent. We already knew they were lower than elsewhere in the country.

Funeral for a Funeral Museum

The New York Times writes about the Museum of Funeral Customs down in Springfield, which finds itself on the verge of death due to lack of funding. Too bad -- it seems like a logical road trip destination starting from the International Museum of Surgical Sciences here in Chicago.

Does Going Digital = Death to Print?

The Sun-Times is on the shortlist of newspapers that Time has predicted will either fold or go digital in the near future. Sun-Times tweets that they "don't buy it."

Small Fire Breaks Out at Marina City Tower

Chicago Carless blogger Mike Doyle lives in Marina City, and started tweeting just now as a cooking fire broke out in the east tower. According to Mike, it seems that the staff at the tower could not locate the key to the elevators, and the fire department had to hoof their equipment up the stairs. Hopefully, since this seems to have been a small fire, there were no injuries or major damage. [Update: We've learned from Marina City Online that it was actually a false automatic alarm.]

Another Paper Folds

Wednesday Journal Inc. is closing its Chicago Journal West Town and selling off two other papers.

Quitting While You're Ahead?

Jim Scherr, the CEO of the U.S. Olympic Committee, resigned today.

Craig the Pimp?

Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart is planning to sue CraigsList for running ads for prostitution.

$2.5 Billion

That's how much the U of C's Crime Lab estimates gun violence costs Chicago every year.

Conrad Black: Life Is Good In Prison

You know who's doing alright in the cage? Conrad Black that's who. According to the Associated Press via Crain's, "Convicted former media mogul Conrad Black says his first year in prison has been surprisingly pleasant and he is using his time in jail to teach, write and expand his social circle." Here's to hoping he doesn't like it so much that when he gets out he plans to mess up another newspaper... that is if there are any left by then.

The Increasing Significance of Surveillance Cameras

Thanks to a $6 million Homeland Security grant, the city of Chicago has integrated the 911 emergency response center with video feeds from the city's cameras, as well as those from 20 private institutions. An additional 17 organizations are expected to sign on shortly.

Our Tea May be Safe Again

Remember the call for a Chicago Tea Party? Well, the idea's originator, Rick Santelli, is distancing himself from the ramifications of the statement.

Fire on Hollywood Ave.

There's an extra-alarm fire at 1040 W. Hollywood. Blogger Craig Gernhardt is on the scene, posting live updates on The Broken Heart of Rogers Park.

Another High-Profile Store Closing

Borders still hasn't made any progress subleasing its four troubled stores, but it is planning to close its Magnificent Mile location at the beginning of next year.

Chicago At The High Speed Rail Center

The New York Times via Pro Publica has a beautiful map of the proposed high speed rail corridors and the best part is that Chicago, as has been rumored, seems to be a central hub for the super fast trains. Check the map out here.

Northwestern To Increase Tuition

It's getting harder to get a good Chicago-area education. At Northwestern University, tuition is on the rise.

Tickets for Harrassment

You can bet that no photos are accompanying the 24 tickets this Orland Park man has received. Thirteen of them were from the same officer, written three at a time, for violations in locations as improbable as can be, on a car he no longer owns.

Runway Winner

There was a local winner at the Oscars on Sunday, in a way.

Are the U of C Hospitals Dumping Patients?

Following emergency room organizational changes, the U of C Hospitals have been accused of coming "dangerously close" to deflecting uninsured and otherwise cost-intensive patients to other hospitals by the American College of Emergency Physicians.

Doomsday is Now?

Developing Story: The CTA has pulled 90 articulated buses from this evening's rush hour commute after a structural crack was discovered. Right now, there's nothing some affected route information posted to the bus status page at the CTA's site. UPDATE: the Trib reports more than 200 buses will be affected immediately.

Chicago Tea Party?

Look out, Lake Michigan! CNBC's Rick Santelli got some traders riled up today as he began calling for a Boston-style tea party in July...in Chicago. The reason? Protesting the newly-signed economic stimulus package.

Unnecessary Show of Force?

Over the weekend, Chicago Cop Watch posted video of a police officer using force to remove an apparently drunk rider from a CTA bus, questioning the officer's use of force in an non-emergency situation. Today, the Tribune reports that the CPD is investigating the incident.

New Stimulus Package Idea

Table Fifty-Two has been swamped with reservation requests since word leaked about the Obamas' Valentine's Day dinner there. As of Monday afternoon, Saturdays were booked through the end of March. I wonder if they'd have the same effect at any restaurant they visited...

Be Careful Crossing the Street

Pedestrian deaths rose from 49 in 2007 to 56 in 2008. Prevention funding is also up, but it doesn't seem to be helping.

Two-Facebook

Compare and contrast: The possibly overreaching changes to Facebook's terms of service, and the sweet simplicity of the current "25 things" meme.

They're Heeeeerre....

At the American Association for the Advancement of Science conference here in Chicago over the weekend, cosmologist Paul Davies of Arizona State University says that alien life, in one form or another, does indeed exist and may already be living here on Earth! (I thought that guy at 7-11 looked a little weird.)

"Creativity in short supply"

We know what some of you think about the Olympic bid, but most public critiques haven't spent much time on the architecture. Blair Kamin starts the discussion with a serious critique.

With Friends Like These...

This week's Reader feature investigates the financial troubles threatening the eviction of Loren Billings, the 89-year-old widow who lives in and runs the Museum of Holography.

Chicago's Oldest Woman Dies

Chicagoan Virginia Call, whose family claimed she was 115 and records indicate was about 111, has died. She was also Chicago's oldest registered voter, supporting Barack Obama after a 20-year registration lapse.

Our Cut of the Pie

Yesterday, Daley presented his wish list for the Chicago region from the economic stimulus package, including $50 million for O'Hare, $40 million for street construction and an unspecified sum for education and other purposes.

Deadly Serious Question

You have to wonder, how often is the hitman you try to hire not a cop?

Massive Changes at the U of C Hospitals

Chicago BioMedicine (which includes the The University of Chicago Medical Center) announced a major reorganization with 450 layoffs -- 5% of its workforce.

Bleeding Heart Busted

The popular Bleeding Heart Bakery on Belmont Ave. was shuttered this week by the Chicago Dept. of Health for code violations. Eep. UPDATE: The bakery put out a statement about the closure.

Oil and Water Mix

65,000 gallons of waste oil spilled near the Caterpillar plant southwest of the city, contaminating the Des Plaines River.

Undocumented, Unlucky

Help is difficult to find for illegal immigrants in need of health care, unemployment or other services. And the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement's deportation policies mean asking for help from the wrong person might send them back to a country they no longer know.

Never Good News At/From Tribune Co.

Tribune Co. is set to cut even more jobs. One wonders how many jobs they've got left...

The Unemployment Blues

Now we KNOW the economy is in a nose dive: Even Blue Man Group isn't immune to layoffs. They've also cut back on PVC pipes and marshmallows (OK, not really sure about those last two).

Made Off with the Local Money

The full extent of Bernard Madoff's ponzi scheme still isn't known, but there are more than two dozen victims in Chicagoland alone, the Tribune reports. Here's the official list of all victims.

Hyde Park Herald Goes Digital

After years of only presenting newspaper scans online, the Hyde Park Herald is slowly digitizing and sharing its publications -- back to 1888.

Holsten Subpoenas Two Uptown Orgs

Holsten, the firm currently developing Uptown's embattled Wilson Yard project, has expanded its subpoenas to include two neighborhood organizations: Buena Park Neighbors and the Uptown Neighborhood Council, according to the Chicago Journal. (The real estate firm has already targeted two area blogs.)

Activity on the 26-year-old Tylenol Killings Case

Authorities have executed search warrants on James Lewis, who served time for extortion in the 1980s killings.

Holy Name Up in Flames

Fire broke out this morning in the attic of Holy Name Cathedral.

Snowed In

Chicago's expected to get a couple inches of lake effect snow tonight. Be glad we're on this side of the lake, though: northwest Indiana is predicted to get up to 18 inches.

Vibrator! Stat!

Never expected to see a sex toy delivery service to get front-page treatment on the Trib's website, complete with (mostly SFW) video.

Tammy D. to D.C.

Lynn Sweet reports that Tammy Duckworth is expected to be named an assistant secretary in the Department of Veterans Affairs on Tuesday morning.

Snail(ier) Mail

Feel like the mail takes far too long to get where it's going these days (especially if that place is Chicago)? Just imagine if it only came five times a week.

This Tollway Improvement Brought to You By...

If the Gov is indeed ousted today, the Illinois Tollway will almost immediately shroud all those signs proclaiming Rod's awesomeness (like this one). Then they'll take them down.

Boos For Huberman

Newly-installed Chicago Public Schools chief (and former CTA chief) Ron Huberman was booed today by a crowd of parents, teachers and community officials upset about plans to close and reorganize 22 schools.

Fun with "Best of" Lists

Examiner.com has some fun at the expense of HGTV and "Best of" lists with the network's proclamation of the Gold Coast as Chicago's dreamiest neighborhood.

Obama To DC: Grow A Pair

While it may be par for the course in Washington, D.C., a school closing because of "some ice" is a bit of a shock to President Obama who says the city apparently needs some "Chicago toughness."

Young Businessman

High schooler Jonathan Wong is selling views of the Obamas' Hyde Park home from his bedroom -- for $10 a look.

Who Says Kids Have No Ambition?

A 14-year old boy was arrested for impersonating a police officer yesterday, after he'd already been out on patrol with another officer.

HuffPo Delves Into Wilson Yard TIF

As Fix WIlson Yard forges ahead in its efforts to challenge the city's handling of the Wilson Yard TIF, The Huffington Post examines the history of the project, the positions of Uptown Alderman Helen Shiller and developer Holsten Chicago, and the tangled web of TIFs in Chicago.

Take That To The Bank... Or Not

OK, how about some news that's NOT about the goings-on in Washington, D.C.? WaMu is set to close 57 Chicago-area bank branches. On second thought, that probably does have a lot to do with Washington, D.C.

Drastic Changes for the Sun-Times

The hedge fund Davidson Kempner Capital Management LLC is replacing all but one member of the Sun-Times' board of directors. FYI, if you're looking for more information about the direction the board might take, the fund's website isn't particularly helpful.

Feel Good Bill of the Year

In a story to thaw some of the hearts frozen in the wake of recent Illinois political news, a bill sponsored by a state rep and senator aims to crack down on puppy mills. They couldn't have trotted out a cuter mascot to make their point.

Super Bowl Tickets Don't Come That Cheap

Chicago-based ticket-brokering site FirstDIBZ.com says got caught up in a Super Bowl ticket scam, in which "hackers" allegedly posted sales of tickets they didn't own.

Crack-Smokin' Oprah?

One of Oprah Winfrey's exes claims in a tell-all book that they smoked crack together. The fact that he told his story exclusively to the Enquirer should probably not surprise you. The Chicago Celebrity Examiner says, so what?

But Was It a Triple-Dog Dare?

It was like something out of a movie--literally. A kid in Hammond, Indiana got a mouthful of pain Tuesday night when he was dared to lick a streetlight pole, and his tongue stuck to it. Said a police officer at the scene, "You'd think everybody in the country had seen A Christmas Story by now."

Amtrak Derails, Blocks Metra

Southbound Metra riders, be warned, your trip home will be slow. An Amtrak train derailed near Union Station this afternoon, cutting off three Metra lines.

Rolling Meadows

After 10 years on Saturday Night Live, comedian Tim Meadows rolls back into the city where he got his start and, after films and sitcoms, returns to live comedy.

Q101: Eye Witness News

The police stopped a Metra train in Lisle, searching car to car for a reported guy with a gun -- who turned out to be a Secret Service agent on his way to work. Q101's Sherman and Tingle talked live with a station colleague who happened to be on the train.

Var det en 22 eller en 36?*

Perhaps it's one of those Jerry-Lewis-is-big-in-France deals, but for some reason the CTA Bus Tracker is popular in Norway, receiving 15,000-plus hit from that country, more than any other country outside of the U.S. *Incidentally, the headline translates to "Was that a 22 or a 36?", a pretty popular phrase among CTA users.

The City That Never Sleeps?

And you thought it was the relentless winter weather, skyrocketing cost-of-living and hit-or-miss public transportation that was putting you on edge here in Chicago. Nope. Turns out we're the third most caffeinated city in America. Step away from the Coca-Cola...

Burris To Be Seated

Looks like Burris is going to be a Senator after all.

Blizzard Watch/Warning (i.e., It's Gonna Be Cold)

Brace yourselves! We're in for some serious winter weather starting later tonight and extending throughout the day tomorrow. There's a blizzard watch, the more serious blizzard warning, some winter weather advisories, wind chill advisories and all sorts of hoopajoop.

A Cut Above

What's in a name? A lot of you're trying to run a successful Loop hair salon and you have the misfortune if your business has the same name as one of the most despised men in the world. But switch a few letters around and you're on the cutting edge again. (Previously.)

Robbed the Sun-Times? Write for us!

Being imprisoned isn't hampering Conrad Black's ability to blog. See for yourself, and admire the lack of prison references in his bio.

Synagogue Vandalism Spree

Over the weekend, two synagogues and one Jewish school suffered broken windows and anti-Israel messages.

Stop Petting Wild Bats ... at Least for Now

I know putting an end to wild bat petting will cramp your style, but you should stop for now; a rabid bat was discovered in Lincoln Square.

Dunbar High School Shooting

Five people were shot outside Dunbar High School after a basketball game Friday night.

Decisive Action On Blago

Via Crain's, the Illinois House voted to impeach Blagojevich 114-1. I don't know how much clearer you can get than that.

Marina City Civility Unraveling

Remember when the Marina City Condo Association decided to ban photos of the iconic buildings without their permission? That was just the beginning of the crazy -- and it's gotten worse over the years, Chicago Journal reports. Dig deeper at the watchdog/online newspaper Marina City Online.

Redesigning a Redesign

The Trib appears to be responding to some complaints about its redesign and is heading in a refined direction.

To the Plows!

Daley reversed his position on limited plowing and resumed full-blown plowing and de-icing throughout the city. He must have been reading Fuel.

Blue Line Accident

Power to the southbound tracks on the CTA's Blue Line downtown has been shut off after a woman was struck and badly injured by a subway train at 8:15 this morning. Blue Line customers are being advised to use alternate service into the Loop.

Just What We Need...

Following a federal appeals court decision, it looks like 330 more red light cameras are on our way.

Long Arm of the Law

A fugitive leader of Chicago's Latin Kings gang was captured in Mexico.

Going My Way?

Barack Obama and Roland Burris are both leaving Chicago and headed for D.C. One may be back a lot sooner than the other.

Slapping Greenspan to Save Face

With all of the talk about the Chicago school's problems regarding the recent financial crisis, Raghuram Rajan wants people to know the U of C was also leading the warnings.

2008's Wild Weather

If Chicago's weather in 2008 seemed a little unusual, you weren't wrong.

Happy New Year's

CTA raised their rates, parking meters are more expensive, and someone has already been shot. I would stay home today if I were you.

Meet the 2008 Illinois Environmental Heroes

The increasingly relevant Lt. Quinn announced the 2008 Environmental Hero Awards featuring more than a handful of Chicagoans.

In Your Face! (Theoretically Speaking)

Ah, there's nothing more exciting than an academic smackdown, like the one between U of C economist and Freakonomics author Steven Levitt and Northwestern Northeastern criminologist James Alan Fox on the subject of black teen murder rates. Levitt criticized Fox for "ominous reports he produced about juvenile homicide...in the 1990s." Oh, snap!

Blue on the Beach

A Blue Man Group actor and a suburban assistant principal were arrested for having sex in Lincoln Park near Montrose Harbor last night. That will not end well. UPDATE: Blue Man Group issued a statement saying that the man arrested has never been a member of the cast.

'Hole' Lot of Shakin'

Our city's freaky up-and-down weather has one bone-jarring side effect: potholes. As of Monday there were more than 1,100 dotting the city landscape and threatening to bust axles. The city says it's on it and you can file a claim for any damages. Incidentially, if you're driving east past the Heart 'O' Chicago motel, don't let that shallow looking puddle on the right side of the road fool you. Trust me.

If All Else Fails, Make 'Em Pay

Breathalyzer installation: $80. Monthly equipment and monitoring fees: $110. Taking a cab and avoiding the whole mess: Priceless. Illinois is gearing up for a whole new type of crackdown on first-time DUI offenders in the new year, hoping that inconvenience, cost and embarrassment will be enough to dissuade potential drunk drivers. [via]

Weather Report: Are Locusts Next?

First snow hit the city, then ice, then fog...and now, today's temperatures will be in the mid-60s, along with flooding dangers due to rain and melting remnants of the past two weeks, which has already closed part of the Dan Ryan and streets near the Des Plaines and Du Page rivers. Check traffic before you get on the roads.

Ice, Ice Baby

You weren't the only one who was having trouble negotiating their way around town over all that ice. A few other people did their share of slippin' and slidin' too.

Segregated Chicago

"[B]lacks in Chicago are the most isolated racial group in the nation's 20 largest cities, according to a Tribune analysis of 2008 population estimates. To truly integrate Chicago, 84 percent of the black or white population would need to change neighborhoods."

Shopping for a House?

How about Al Capone's?

500

With Monday night's slaying, there have been 500 murders in Chicago this year.

Weather Worries

Hope you're not headed out of town today -- the weather has snarled pretty much every mode of transportation: planes, trains and automobiles. Even ice skates.

Unbreakable?

A man flew 125 feet off of the Dan Ryan this morning when his car struck a wall and "ejected" him. The Stroger Hospital spokesman reported that his injuries are not life-threatening.

Do They Sell 'Just For Presidents'?

Usually it takes four years in office for it to happen, but grey hair has already been spotted sprouting on Barack Obama's head. Judge for yourself here (from a 2007 photo) and here (on the cover of Rolling Stone from this year).

Buffalo Grove Bathrooms Presumably Safe Again

... that is, since cops caught the guy videotaping a women's restroom.

61 Unlucky Winners, 169 Upset Runners Up

The Cook County Sheriff's latest sting to arrest those with outstanding warrants involved a "sweepstakes" called Shoptastic Solutions. When people attempted to collect their prizes, they were arrested.

Don't You Want Me, Baby?

Drew Peterson's announcement that he is engaged is not true, and is actually a publicity stunt meant to embarrass a woman who denied his advances, says the boyfriend of Romeoville waitress Christina Raines, who has denied that she and Peterson are romantically involved. Peterson contends that Raines' boyfriend is lying. Maybe they can work this issue out on Springer.

Vote Nobody For Alderman

Wanna be an alderman? The city of North Chicago has two seats on their city council that apparently nobody wants.

Braaaains!... In Aisle 5

Like zombies from a George Romero movie, the good people at Wal-Mart keep coming back. They're going to try one more time to open their second store in Chicago.

Just Sell Your Car

First they sold off the parking meters, now City Council is weighing a proposal for a "congestion reduction fee" on parking spaces downtown. Proceeds would theoretically go to the CTA for service improvements.

69 Rabbits and an Eviction

Yes, we live in a world in which we can have "a typical pet-hoarding situation."

Archdiocese Writes Another Check

The Chicago Archdiocese has agreed to pay $1.4 million to a man who claimed he was sexually abused by a priest twenty years ago.

Who You Gonna Call?

Just so you know, the Ghostbusters don't exist.

Blago The Bookie?

The latest twist in the Blagojevich saga and it's a strange one: a former mob lawyer says the governor was formerly a bookie with ties to the mob. (A tip of the hat for the tip to the Reader).

"I'm doing everything I can to try to get her away from him."

The father of Drew Peterson's reported fiancee Christina Raines has spoken to the press about his future son-in-law.

Schaumburg Crack and Cocaine Bust

That's right: the Streets of Woodfield mall is a major distribution points for crack and cocaine. Even better? One of the arrestees allegedly sold crack at his son's football games.

Army Blues

It's not surprising given the current economic conditions, but still troubling: the Salvation Army is facing financial trouble due to a big drop in donations.

Drew Peterson to Marry Another Woman Half His Age

Drew Peterson is engaged to a 23-year-old woman who will be his fifth wife. According to the S-T, "Peterson said he does not believe his marital status should prevent him from becoming engaged. 'I was married to Kathleen when I was engaged to Stacy,' he said." The heart wants what it wants, people.

Highway Contractor 1

Someone talked concrete with Blago ...and now they're talking to the Feds.

Too Hot in the Hot Tub

Well before bleeps and Blagos the national lens was focused on the story within a story of local NBC reporter Amy Jacobson's supposed impropriety. Now Chicago Mag has a feature article which details the scandal and Jacobson's pending lawsuit. Meanwhile, Lisa Stebic's disappearance remains a mystery.

Breaking News: Ice Makes People Fall

Donna Bavido "was by no means the only one who fell Monday."

Madigan Moves To Impeach

As expected, the Illinois House led by Speaker Michael Madigan has begun the move to impeach Gov. Blagojevich. Madigan says he's been reviewing grounds for impeaching Blago for "about a year."

Taking Out the Garbage

Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan has begun the process to declare Governor Blagojevich unfit to serve.

Read Tribune Company Papers in New York

The NY Times is playing around with a new format on its website wherein one can read articles by the Times, as well as numerous other online and print sources, including some from the Tribune company.

She's A @%&$!# Nice Girl

Don't let her (alleged) potty mouth fool you. Patti Blagojevich's family insists she's a sweet kid.

People Helping People

Two Chicagoans were amongst the 23 recipients of the Presidential Citizens Medal, second only to the Medal of Freedom in civilian recognition. One person honored you may know: Gary Sinise, for his work helping both Iraqi children and children of military members serving there. The second is Rev. John Foley, founder of a high school network that focuses on the "nation's most vulnerable youth."

It's Just Pat

OK, enough about the governor. What about the man who brought him down? The New York Times has the lowdown on Chicago's new "Eliot Ness," U.S. attorney Pat Fitzgerald.

Did Blago Need Sneed?

She's known for her "scoops," but Sun-Times columnist Michael Sneed may be part of one now, this one involving Gov. Blagojevich. Gawker alleges that Sneed was the gov's "go-to reporter" for planting fake stories designed to extort money in exchange for passing off Obama's vacant Senate seat.

Republic Windows Workers Win -- Maybe

The AP and Bloomberg are reporting that Bank of America has agreed to offer Republic Windows & Doors additional credit to pay its workers, now in their fifth day of sit-in. Of course, it won't matter if Republic doesn't take the offer.

Blago in Cuffs

WGN is reporting that federal authorities have taken Gov. Blagojevich and his Chief of Staff John Harris into custody. UPDATE: the US Attorney's office will hold a press conference at 11am today(live streaming footage here) to discuss the federal corruption charges leveraged against the Governor, which apparently stemmed from the search for a senate replacement for President-Elect Obama. The Trib , NYT and the S-T also have coverage. The Smoking Gun has the criminal complaint document on their site.

Republic Windows Story Less than Transparent

Interesting development in the Republic Windows & Doors story: its owners may have already started a new company. (More updates in Mechanics.)

Rising From the 'Grave'

Though the presidential election has long since been decided, two of the most controversial figures from that historic campaign are still hanging around like zombies and popping up in the news: Chicagoans' Bill Ayers and Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

Peter Francis Geraci Would Be Cheaper

The WSJ reports that the Tribune Company has hired financial consultants Lazard to guide them through the process of filing for bankruptcy protection. The Trib itself says that they're exploring their options and that decisions have yet to be made.

Chicago Workers Take Over Factory After It Closes

Republic Windows and Doors had their credit line closed by Bank of America, so they closed their doors on Friday and laid off their employees with no notice, severance or benefits. The workers joined forces and took over the factory. They plan to stay there until they get paid. UPDATE: Photos from the factory on Sunday. UPDATE II: Read more about this in Mechanics.

Dahl Signs Off

Chicago radio legend (yeah, it's pretty safe to call him that) Steve Dahl signed off on his WJMK morning show. Dahl has been a fixture on the fickle Chicago radio scene for more than 30 years.

She's Got The Power

Oprah Winfrey is number 1 on The Hollywood Reporter's Power 100 list for 2008. No doubt her recent appearance on "30 Rock" helped her nab the spot. This ranking is an improvement over her 2007 standing, when she came in at sixth place.

CTA Rolls Out Hybrid Buses

The CTA unveiled new hybrid buses today that plug into an electrical outlet at night and run on battery power for most of the day. The move is estimated to save the CTA almost $7 million annually in maintenance, labor and fuel costs by retiring aging buses.

Fix Wilson Yard Sues City

Working together as "Fix Wilson Yard," more than 2,000 residents of the Uptown neighborhood filed suit (PDF) against the City of Chicago today, challenging numerous abuses in the creation, planning, implementation and funding of the Wilson Yard Tax Increment Financing (TIF) District and the corresponding Wilson Yard Redevelopment Plan. Sure, we're happy Target is on board, but where's our movie theater?

That's The Ticket

Tired of dodging the city tow trucks thanks to that fistful of parking tickets you've collected? The Department of Revenue is giving you a break.

Chicago Families Safe in India

The Trib has story on Chicago connections to the recent tragedy in Mumbai. Update: At least one Chicagoan was killed in the attacks.

Poorly Planned Squirrel Abatement

"I've got some cayenne pepper and a leaf blower. What could go wrong?"

Everybody's President?

A friend and fellow Cubs fan joked to me the other day he was re-thinking his vote because he's tired of seeing Obama in Sox gear on the national news. Yesterday, the President-Elect's press team miffed at least one reporter by nonchalantly invoking the rivalry.

Fuel For The City

Believe it or not, you can get gas in Chicago for less than $2 a gallon. Not in a nearby suburb, not across the Skyway in Indiana, but actually within the city limits, specifically at a BP and Mobil station at 76th Street near the Dan Ryan Expressway.

Voices of Hope

So what were you doing when you heard the news? The Chicago Reporter wants to know your reaction when you first heard that Barack Obama had won the election as part of their upcoming "50 Days/50 Voices" project. Video, audio and essays are all welcome.

Lawsuits Over Alleged Abuse on Election Night

Election night wasn't only a bad night for Republicans; some Austin residents are suing over police actions.

Looking for a Job

Getting on the Obama bus to Washington might be tough -- more than 200,000 resumes have been submitted on Change.gov so far. You might have better luck on the state level.

A Simple Trail Mix-Up?

A 22-year veteran Chicago cop could lose his job over a $1 bag of trail mix.

AIDS Fund in Jeopardy

The Chicago Reporter reports that the African-American HIV/AIDS Response Fund, created just two years ago, could be on the chopping block along with several other important health initiatives due to the state's budget shortfalls.

Fact Follows Fiction

Crime novelist and lawyer Laura Caldwell was mugged while jogging in Lincoln Park last week. Her latest novel, coming out soon, just happens to feature a nearly identical scene, set in Old Town.

Chicago Rapper Arrested for Bank Robbery

Bump J was arrested downstate on an outstanding warrant when stopped for a traffic violation. Here's a song of his that was produced by Kanye; you may recognize it from a McDonald's commercial. Oops.

Mt. Prospect Digs Kids

Business Week just named Mt. Prospect the best community in the nation for raising children. Des Plaines and Palatine were runners-up. Rankings were created from towns with a population over 50,000 and a median household income between $40,000-$100,000.

Diplomat Owner Being Undiplomatic

The Diplomat Hotel, an SRO in Lakeview known best for its neon sign visible from the CTA, may be shut down if its owner continues to block fire inspectors from checking on code compliance.

Battered by the Courts

A local woman's story of domestic violence calls into question some of the legal issues surrounding abusers, victims, and their children.

The Jarrett File

Time Magazine gives us the 411 on Barack Obama's right-hand woman, Valerie Jarrett, aka "big sister."

Last Stop: Dreamland

If Chicago ever becomes a high-speed rail stop, we've already got the station for it. Or at least the design for the station.

Tragedy in Evanston

Evanston police report that a 90-year-old woman has been living in a house with three deceased siblings, one of whom probably died in the early '80s.

New Life For Old Post Office

The old main post office maybe finally be getting a new life as an office and condo development, according to the Sun-Times. The plan also calls for reducing the middle section that rests over the Eisenhower Expressway. To be fair, the building hasn't been totally useless over the years, appearing in two very popular movies recently.

Strike Up The Band

Tribune critics list the Chicago-connected bands/performers they'd like to see at the Barack Obama inauguration balls, ranging from the Staple Singers to Obama favorite, Wilco.

A Parking Ticket Plan We Can Believe In

See, things are already changing after Barack Obama's election victory: Mayor Daley wants to give parking ticket scofflaws a break on unpaid tickets issued before 2007. The amnesty period would run from Dec. 1 to Feb. 14.

The Whole World Is Watching...And Dishing

The OTHER big story on Election Night? Apparently it's Michelle Obama's dress. The Sun-Times and others from around the world weigh in on her duds.

Headlines Seen Round the World

If you'd like to see different ways Obama splashed across frontpages in newspapers today, check out Daily Kos' roundup, or go country-by-country at the Newseum.

1...2...3...Redlight!

Well, SOMEBODY'S making money in this lousy economy: The firm that installed and maintains the red light traffic cameras just scored a cool $32 million payday from the city.

Obama's Grandmother Dies

A day before her grandson has a chance to make history, Madelyn Dunham, Barack Obama's grandmother, has died in Honolulu. Obama credits her with being one of the major inspirations in his life.

Northside Prep At Head of The Class

The city's Northside College Prep high school once again nabbed the top spot in a survey of area schools. But the news wasn't all good: Chicago schools also claimed 42 of the 50 lowest scoring spots on the list as well.

City of Slumped Shoulders?

Recent problems with the construction of The Chicago Spire and selling out Trump Tower is leading some to speculate that Chicago is losing its "skyscraper swagger."

Late For Early Voting?

Meant to vote early but just haven't gotten around to it? You've got until 5 p.m. this evening. Get a move on (not to be confused with Move On).

I Am The Egg Ban, Goo Goo Ga Joob

To head off another "Great Egg War" this Halloween, an Evanston and Chicago alderman are asking area merchants to stop selling eggs to youths until after the holiday.

Chicago Going To The Dogs

...or rather the othe way around as this one pooch demonstrated. We knew the city was popular tourist destination, but...

A Lot of Dogs

After 61 years of the Terrills writing the Just Dogs column for the Daily Herald, it was retired yesterday. Originally started by Dave Terrill in 1947, his wife Alice officially picked it up when he passed away in 1982. By the way, at 91, she's retiring to travel and represent the Lions Club.

'He Didn't Do It'

The mother of the "person of interest" in the Hudson family slayings says her son was "no way" involved in the tragic shootings. She spoke to CNN's Nancy Grace last night.

It's Miller Time...In Chicago

Actually, MillerCoors time, the mash-up of two of the biggest brewers in the country. The company has tabbed downtown Chicago as the site of its new headquarters.

When Concealing Guilty Pleasures Goes Too Far

Rick Beard, the director of Springfield's Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum, was fired by the governor today after he was recently arrested for shoplifting a $40 DVD box set of the fourth season of "House" at a local Target store. Beard's job earned a $150K annual salary.

From 'Village' To Condo

The days may be numbered for Hyde Park's Village Center shopping district. Plans for a 150-unit condo are underway and just needs the city's John Hancock on the deal. One of the area's blogging watchdogs, Hyde Park Progress, wrote about the future of the site a while back.

Another Brilliant Plan

Remember the teenage train engineer? Guess how he was caught: putting pictures on myspace.

Sad Ending to Hudson Case

UPDATE: The body of a young boy found shot on the West Side has been positively identified as that of Julian King, nephew of Oscar-winning actress and Chicago native Jennifer Hudson.

Sad Ending To Hudson Story?

According to AP reports, Chicago police have found the body of a boy on the city's West Side and have towed a white SUV from the scene. Police have not IDd the victim. Julian King, the seven-year-old nephew of Chicago native and Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson has been missing for several days and police issue an Amber Alert for the and were looking for a white Chevy Suburban.

Tragedy in Englewood

The mother and brother of Oscar-winning actress and singer Jennifer Hudson were fatally shot in their south side home earlier this afternoon. An Amber Alert has been issued for Hudson's missing seven year-old nephew Julian King, who was likely taken by the suspected murderer.

Playing Conductor with Full-Scale Trains

Some Metra riders recently had a surprise guest engineer: a teenager.

'Second City' is First in Murders

Even with a smaller population than New York City and Los Angeles, Chicago leads them both in murders so far this year. A Chicago Police Department rep says cops tied down with paperwork may be partly to blame.

Sun, Sand and Spare Change

Bring some quarters along with that sunscreen when you go to the beach next year. The Chicago Park District will charge for all 4,000 parking spots along Lake Michigan, specifically $1 an hour. In addition, they won't open beaches until 11 a.m. to cut down on lifeguard expenses.

We Had to Destroy the Pond in Order to Save It

It seems antithetical to a zoo's mission to preserve and protect wildlife, but the Lincoln Park Zoo is only saving some of the inhabitants of the South Pond; non-native species like Koi and goldfish will be destroyed as the zoo restores the pond to an Illinois freshwater habitat.

Gay High School Plans Dropped

Mayor Daley has apparently pulled the plug on plans for a high school serving gay and lesbian students.

$8.1 Million > $0

I'm sure it's not a surprise to anyone, but it's official: despite claims Millennium Park would be maintained with private funds, the public is picking up the tab.

Blinding Them With Science (Funding)

The CPS has received a major donation to create a biotech education program for junior high/high schools to the tune of $5 million over five years. The program, sponsored by Baxter International, includes the creation of a Biotechnology Center of Excellence and two new Ren2010 schools. And not a moment too soon as local math scores reach Third World-levels.

Dramatic Racial Disparities in Breast Cancer Mortality

A recent study demonstrates that the death rate from breast cancer in Chicago is 116 percent higher for African-American women than white women, twice the national average. What's worse: in 1980, the rate was identical.

Earwax Café Under Fire

Popular Wicker Park eatery Earwax Café, 1561 N. Milwaukee Ave., was ordered to close after Chicago Department of Public Health inspectors found rat feces in a basement storage area, holes in walls that allowed insects and rodents to come in and a poorly maintained outside garbage container, the Tribune reports.

Family Feud?

That commercial John McCain's people produced linking Barack Obama with "corrupt" Chicago politics? It's ruffling the feathers of some local politicians...and not who you might think.

A Suit We Can Believe In

How popular is Barack Obama? Even his suit is getting more attention than John McCain (OK, sorta...).

Voting Early And Often

The number of Cook County residents chosing to vote early for this year's election has hit record numbers. If you think you want to jump the gun yourself, you have until October 30.

Burge Background

Need refreshing on John Burge and the Police Torture scandal? Read up on the U of C's Chicago Police Torture Archive and Human Rights Watch's overview.

Burge Arrested in Torture Cases

The controversial case of former CPD Commander Jon Burge may have reached a conclusion. He was arrested this morning in connection with more than two decades of torture charges. The Chicago Reader has a long history of covering Burge's alleged activities as well as other police torture cases.

Chicago, Global City

It's been a couple of days since Chicago made a ranking. This time they rank 8th in the first Global Cities Index put out by Foreign Policy magazine.

New CTA Brown Line Stations All Shiny and Rusty

Construction shortcuts on the new brown line stations result in splintering wood in the platforms and rust on canopies and railings. Expect things to look uglier as winter sets in.

Oh THAT Sixties Radical Agitator...

Bowing to pressure from politicians and donors while citing "safety reasons," the University of Nebraska rescinds a months-old speaking invitation for Bill Ayers.

Trib Goes For Barack

Giving a twist to its longstanding history of backing Republicans for president, the Tribune announced its endorsement of Democrat Barack Obama. This is the first time the paper has endorsed a Democrat for president. In 1872, it backed Horace Greely who ran as an independent but later was endorsed by the Dems.

Hyde Park Profiled by the Post

As a South Sider, one of the fascinating outcomes of the election season has been the increase in attention this side of the city is getting. The Washington Post chips in with a four page profile of Hyde Park. [Thanks, Spencer!]

A Good Start?

Sorry, that's the punchline to a bad lawyer joke. But the reality is that two Chicago law firms have laid off a significant number of their staff, a result of the current economic crunch.

A Savvy Move By The Blackhawks?

Just four games into the season, the Blackhawks have canned coach Denis Savard, ironically after the team notched it's first win of the year. Jeremy Piniak has the details over in Tailgate.

Peninsula Stands Out

If the stock market dive hasn't eaten up all of your cash, you might consider a stay at the Peninsula Chicago. The luxury hotel was just named the top hotel in the U.S. by Condé Nast Traveler.

Tragic Copter Crash

Authorities are still searching for the cause of a helicopter crash that occured overnight in Aurora. The copter, carrying a one-year-old girl, was headed for Children's Memorial Hospital here in Chicago.

City On The Move

Big doings at City Hall today: Not only is Mayor Daley planning on laying off more than 900 city employees (including cutting some garbage crews from two men to one) to help balance the city budget, but his hand-picked top cop Jody Weis is announcing a major shake-up in the CPD.

MacArthur Foundation To Fight Foreclosures

The MacArthur Foundation has announced an investment of $68 million, the largest effort by a private foundation in the US, to address the foreclosure crisis in Chicago. MacArthur predicts that it will be able to assist 10,000 households (which includes counseling for 6,000 borrowers and the prevention of 2,700 foreclosures) by 2010.

Good Things in Small Packages

The Wall Street Journal just released its list of the Top Small Workplaces 2008. Out of the 15 they selected, two are in the Chicago suburbs — Integrated Project Management Co. in Burr Ridge, IL and J.A. Frate Inc. in Crystal Lake, IL. Chicago-based Radio Flyer was a finalist.

Ayers On McCain's Agenda?

A desperate move or his ace-in-the-hole? Britain's Sky News reports that GOP presidential candidate John McCain plans to bring up Democratic opponent's Barack Obama's connection to Chicago professor William Ayers at tonight's debate.

C'mon, Have A Heart

A Chicago surgeon is being sued by a Niles woman for implanting an experimental heart device in her chest without her consent. The surgeon reportedly earns royalties every time he uses the device.

JSYK, 151 Is Rng L8

Starting today, CTA riders can sign up for emails from the agency to alert them to construction, delays and changes in service. OMG.

The City That (Doesn't) Work

...at least for three days. That's how long Mayor Daley wants to shut down city government this year and in 2009 to address Chicago's budget crisis.

No. 2 Comes To The Second City

Did you feel a sudden unexplainable chill down your spine this morning, as if the minions of the Dark Side had assembled their demonic hordes and began a death march across the barren terrain of the living. Yeah, me too. Oh, by the way, Dick Cheney's coming to Chicago tomorrow.

These are the Runners in Our Neighborhoods

Runners in this year's Chicago Marathon were grateful for the added spirit (and plentiful water) offered by neighborhood spectators and volunteers. Lion dancers greeted runners in Chinatown, while Little Italy had cheerleaders and Pilsen's West 18th street had speakers playing Latin music.

Los Olimpicos

With some of Chicago's main competition for the 2016 Olympics bid coming from Rio de Janeiro and Madrid, the city stressed its Latin ties in its first formal presentation on Saturday. Soon-to-be former chairman of the United States Olympic Committee, Peter Ueberroth, also touted Chicago as the best choice for purely financial reasons.

Cars Carry City's Budget Answer

Cars, whether parked legally or illegally, appear to be the answer to the city's budget shortfall, according to Mayor Daley. To close the $420 million gap, he's raising the city parking tax, preparing to privitize parking meters, putting in more red-light cameras and revising his Denver Boot plan.

The McCain Way

The Sun-Times' Lynn Sweet breaks down GOP presidential candidate John McCain's latest campaign commercial attempting to link Barack Obama to "the Chicago Way". Sweet notes that McCain choses to focus on Bill Ayers, Tony Rezko and Bill Daley "while the economy is sinking and the Dow is plunging again."

No Clout at All

Experience the astounding coincidences of Pool Boy.

Forced Eviction

Yesterday Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart said he'd stop enforcing foreclosure evictions. Today, a mortgage company sued to make him do it.

Burning River

Pilings in the Chicago River near the State Street Bridge caught fire this morning.

No More Texting & Driving

City Council has banned texting while driving. It'll be a $75 fine, rising to as much as $200 if you get into an accident.

Eviction Notice Suspended

Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart has announced that he's putting a temporary halt to foreclosure evictions due to the large number of renters blindsided when their landlords default on loans.

Mr. Duncan Goes To Washington?

Chicago Public Schools CEO Arne Duncan as Secretary of Education? That's the buzz according to local education publication Catalyst, which cites Duncan's role as an education advisor and close friend to a certain Barack Obama.

That's Some "Overhead Projector"

Staff at the Adler Planetarium were surprised to make the presidential debates, particularly when their sought-after projection system was ridiculed by McCain.

Homecoming Buzzkill

The driver of a "party bus" called the cops when the Highland Park teenagers he was driving to Homecoming tried to sneak booze -- and some of their parents are pissed.

A Little Trash, A Lot of Cash

According to the city's inspector general, Chicago's Bureau of Sanitation is a little bit like "Seinfeld": a big (expensive) show about nothing. David Hoffman says garbage crews get "paid to do nothing" for 25 percent of their time on the clock.

Peeww

What stinks in Naperville?

Better Late Than...

Admitting he never thought he'd win one, University of Chicago Professor Yoichiro Nambu, 87, was awarded a 2008 Nobel Prize for his work in subatomic physics and notified via an early Tuesday phone call from Stockholm. And how did your day start?

A New Approach

With the controversial Special Ops Section now defunct, the Chicago Police Department is taking a new approach to combating the gang problem.

City Hall 'Sting'

"Roof Top Honey" may sound like some sort of upper-level illicit rendezvous, but it's actually the name of the sweet product harvested from beehives on the rooftops of City Hall and the Cultural Center and sold online and at The Farmstand at 66 E. Randolph St.

It's Your Anniversary

Today is Barack and Michelle Obama's sixteenth wedding anniversary today. According to Wikipedia, the expected modern gift for is holloware. According to the Sun-Times, Barack went for some white roses with baby's breath instead.

Fukudome To You Too, Pal

As if the Cubs didn't have enough problems, one of their player's name is being mistaken for a swear word. Good thing this guy isn't still their pitching coach.

Take Me Out To The Ballgame...No, Me!

So the Cubs lost yesterday. Doesn't mean that tickets for their game tonight are in any less demand. In fact, a brother and sister are headed to court over who gets the valuable pieces of cardboard.

They Call Him "The Cleaner"

Mr. Clean actor House Peters died recently at the age of 92. In case you didn't know, Mr. Clean was created here in Chicago by Harry Barnhart and Ernie Allen at the Tatham-Laird & Kudner ad agency. The hairless, obsessive compulsive, controversial, and sexually ambiguous corporate mascot's first name is Veritably, by the way, and he's known as Mr. Proper in England and Don Limpio in Spain. There you go: more than you ever wanted to know about Mr. Clean.

Next Time, Try Ebay

A would-be terrorist who tried to swap stereo speakers for hand grenades to launch an attack on a Rockford mall was sentenced to 35 years in prison.

Bail Denied in Cop Slaying

Bail has been denied for the suspect in the slaying of Chicago Police Officer Nathaniel Taylor Jr. Meanwhile, his 5-year-old daughter tries to cope with the loss.

Just in Time

Michael Reese Hospital has filed for bankruptcy, which clears the way for Mayor Daley to nab the real estate for the proposed Olympic village should the city host the 2016 games.

No Cash, More Trash?

In an effort to cure the city's budget woes, Mayor Daley says the city may layoff 1,000 workers, possibly resulting in (among other things) reduced garbage collection.

Rezko Cutting A Deal?

One-time political inside man Tony Rezko has reportedly been seen making frequent trips to the federal courthouse. Is he spilling the beans in order to get a reduced sentence?

His Swan Song

It's been called "Wrigley Field North" for the way that Cubs fans take over Miller Park when their team plays there. That sort of exhuberance cost one man his job. But then he works for the Brewers so you can see where that might be a problem.

Bunny To Go Belly Up?

The Telegraph has no good financial news for the house that Hef built. With a crap economy, internet porn sites, and paltry pay-per-view profits nipping at its tail, could Playboy go belly up? Gawker has a somewhat graphic graphic to explain.

More Crime, Fewer Cops?

As the city's crime rate goes up, the number of police officers is going down, according to the Fraternal Order of Police, who say that the city could be short 400 police officers by the end of the year.

Playoff Payoff?

Rev. James Meeks, he of the first-day-of-school boycott, hopes his latest protest march pays off with even more attention. He plans on ringing Wrigley Field during the Cubs' first playoff game to bring national attention to his fight for school funding reform.

Daley: Let My People Go

Mayor Daley himself is going to bat for a Chicago cop who was arrested and sentenced to five years in Iowa for assaulting a man outside of a party in 2005. Daley wrote a letter to Iowa Governor Chet Culver seeking a pardon for Officer Michael Mette.

This is Legal?

Jeanette Sliwinski, the Morton Grove woman who killed three local musicians in 2005 during a botched suicide attempt, will be freed October 2 after serving less than half of the eight year sentence she received.

He Ain't Heavy...

...he's the mayor's brother and Boss Daley is a bit miffed at GOP presidential candidate John McCain for linking brother Bill to the "corrupt Chicago Machine." But just to show that corruption goes both ways, the mayor reminded everyone of the "Keating Five".

When Cubs Fans Attack

Maybe the 7th inning booze ban isn't such a bad idea, in light of the death of a Cubs fan at the hands of other Cubs fans. This isn't the first serious brawl this season, either.

Blago Veto A No-go

The Illinois Senate voted 55-0 to override Gov. Rod Blagojevich's veto of a state ban on campaign donations from supporters seeking to do business with the state.

Smart, Very Smart

The Chicago-based MacArthur Foundation will announce this year's Fellows (aka "Genius Grant" recipients) later today, but a few other sites beat them to the punch. The most local recipient is Will Allen, owner of Milwaukee's Growing Power.

Chicago Gets a (Green) Thumbs-Up

We may be the most stressed-out city in the U.S., but at least the air we're breathing through our flared nostrils is fresher than most other places. A study has found Chicago to be the fourth most-sustainable city in the country.

Now, It's Getting Personal

Not content to take shots at Barack Obama's level of experience, presidential opponent John McCain levels his political shotgun at the "Chicago Machine" in a new campaign commercial and pretty much doesn't miss anyone.

Chinatown, My Chinatown

The Chinese-American Museum of Chicago was badly damaged in a fire Friday afternoon. No word yet on whether any exhibits were lost.

Resurrecting Pilgrim Baptist Church

Architecture fans take heart. Plans are afoot to rebuild Dankmar Adler and Louis Sullivan's Pilgrim Baptist Church, which caught fire in January 2006 (one of three Sullivans to burn to a crisp that year). The current estimate for repairs is $37 million. Donations are encouraged.

This Billboard's Not for You

Anheuser-Busch and the owner of "the Budweiser building" across from Wrigley Field are suing each other over the iconic rooftop ad.

Clearing The Air

Mayor Daley unveils a plan to drastically cut the city's greenhouse gas emissions by 2020. The plan includes expanding the number of green rooftops, increased recycling and car-pooling and promotion alternative fuels.

Important Buildings in Trouble

Landmarks Illinois has released its Chicagoland Watch List, an annual review of threatened buildings in Chicago. If you're so inclined, you can vote on which ones should be preserved at the Trib.

Cops Cooling Their Heels in Protest

The Associated Press reports that some Chicago police are taking it easy on criminals as a form of protest against Superintendent Jody Weis. No comment so far on Second City Cop, but keep your eye out.

Who's On Third?

Add another voice to the debate over a third airport for the Chicago area: the FAA chief who says another airport is needed in addition to the $15 billion expansion at O'Hare.

Six-Ring Domain

Have you visited Chicago2016.com, when you meant to go to Chicago2016.org? The former is owned by a Northwestern grad student, and features a "fair and balanced discussion" of Chicago's Olympic bid -- and the bid committee wants to use it for their own purposes. Both sides are now suing for control of the domain.

Zell Of A Problem

The Chicago Cubs aren't the only employees of Sam Zell's with balls. The Chicago real-estate mogul who purchased the Tribune and the Cubs is being sued by several employees of the Los Angeles Times (which he also owns) who are seeking to remove him from the company's board of directors.

Out Of Bounds

A local high school football coach lost his job this week. No, not for producing a winless season. For robbing a bank. How many yards do you get penalized for that?

Nine Million Cigarettes Later

An enterprising Chicagoan realized the Kentucky sales tax on a pack of cigarettes is 30 cents, while the Chicago tax is $3.66 and the New York tax is $4.25. Unfortunately for him, taking advantage of that difference isn't legal.

Another Feather in Chicago's Cap

Have you been feeling on edge lately? It's not just you--Forbes ranks Chicago as the most stressful city in the nation.

Isn't It Ironic?

Braving the record rains over the weekend to say "I do" ended up paying off in the thousands for seven lucky couples. The jewelers running the promotion? Not so lucky.

Free to Be U of C

The University of Chicago magazine contemplates what it means to be "U of C," and whether that's a legitimate criticism of presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama.

My Cousin, The Rabbi

The already-diverse Barack Obama family just keeps getting more diverse. Meet Michelle's rabbi cousin.

Wrong Approach to Avoiding the Boot

A city worker was beaten with a stick and then shot in the back this morning after trying to put the Denver Boot on a vintage Buick. The car's owner will now have a whole lot more to worry about than unpaid parking tickets.

Lots of Rain Alright

That had to be some sort of record. There's flooding all over the place, including along the Chicago River.

Image Is Everything

According to Chicago 2016 Commitee Chairman Patrick Ryan, the main goal of securing the Olympics is to change the city's image. Really? Are we still all Al Capone and Michael Jordan to the rest of the world?

Armed and Fabulous!

The FBI is on the hunt for the "Cross-Dressing Bandit", who robbed a Park Ridge bank wearing a black and pink dress, pink sun hat and white gloves. For a dangerous felon, he manages to stay well-coordinated.

Children's Museum in Even More Hot Water

As if the Grant Park controversy weren't enough, the Sun-Times discovered the Museum isn't using its parking refund from McPier to subsidize anyone's parking.

Biden His Time In Chicago

VP candidate Joe Biden hung out in Lincoln Park this week and told fundraisers how he plans to handle opponent Sarah Palin in their debates. Bottom line: no kid gloves.

CPS Testing Crime Fighting with Text Messages

The new CPS/CPD project will let students send anonymous text messages to provide crime tips, but the real story is the ridiculous "CRIME" graffiti photo used in the article.

It's a Bird...It's a Plane...Full of Whales

Seven beluga whales and four Pacific white-sided dolphins from the Shedd Aquarium have been FedExed to the Mystic Aquarium & Institute for Exploration in Connecticut in preparation for the upcoming nine-month renovation of the Oceanarium. I wonder what the shipping and handling on that delivery was.

Maxwell Street 'Flea'ing Again

Once again, Chicago's historic "Maxwell Street" is on the move, this time relocating from Canal Street to Desplaines Street. Even if you don't need tube socks, you should probably go see it. Something says this latest move might be its last.

Coffee War Brewing

As The Mighty Starbucks Empire begins a withdrawal of sorts, closing 600 outlets including 18 in Chicago, stalwart Dunkin' Donuts is moving in to fill the gap with plans for four drive-thrus in locations previously earmaked for Starbucks.

United We Halt

Trading was halted for shares of United Airlines (UAL), which were as low as $0.01 today, due to false bankruptcy rumors. The scare was caused by the Florida Sun Sentinel publishing a six-year-old Trib article with the current date.

Physicists Learn to Improvise

CERN hired IO's Charna Halpern to teach its physicists how to loosen up and better explain what they do. Which will come in handy as they assure the world that their Large Hadron Collider won't create a black hole that will kill us all.

Organize This!

In her GOP convention speech, Sarah Palin gave a little slap in the face to community organizers. A Chicago community organizer (not Obama) slaps back.

"Second Hand Bandit" Potentially Identified

Authorities claim the person responsible for 21 bank robberies is a South Side designer. It appears this is his myspace page.

Even Brie Hurts When Thrown

And you thought metal shows were tough. Apparently it can get down and dirty on the lawn at Ravinia during a Donna Summer show. Especially if you pull some lo-fi moves with your blanket and chairs.

Laughter In The Rain

If the rain and gloomy skies has gotten you down today, here's something to give you a much-needed chuckle: Todd Stroger says that patronage is over.

Chi-lympic Haters Have a Mascot

Phelps may be for Chicago's Olympic bid, but some are not so hot on the prospect.

Stop and Smell the Flowers

Des Plaines residents don't care much for silk flowers. The only thing that's made them more upset? Casinos.

In Barack's Backyard

You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not ask about his seven houses and here's why: John McCain is coming to town. (With apologies to Santa.)

By the Time I Get to Northfield

The boycott of the first day of Chicago Public Schools will go as planned today, with hundreds of city students attempting to enroll at tony New Trier High School.

The Trib Does Gustav

Follow Hurricane Gustav news from the Tribune here and on Twitter.

He Was the Lizard King/He Can Do Anything

Say farewell to Faust the Komodo Dragon, who's been sunning himself on a fake rock at the Shedd Aquarium for the past two years.

Seeing Gold (and Oprah) in Millennium Park

The Chicago 2016 Bid Committee is having a big party in Millennium Park on Wednesday the 3rd, hosted by Chicago's greatest athlete, Oprah Winfrey (hey, she did run that marathon!). Meet hundreds of Olympians and cheer on Chicago's chances to host the 2016 Games. UPDATED: Although the Chicago 2016 blog says he park opens at 6am, and entry is first-come, first-served, Oprah.com says to stop by the park at noon tomorrow for reservation information. This event is the season premiere of "The Oprah Winfrey Show."

Get Your Tour On (While You Still Can)

Due to state budget woes, 13 historical sites and 11 state parks around Illinois will close in the coming months. If you don't get a move on, now might be your last chance to check out the Abraham Lincoln Log Cabin near Charleston, IL and a Frank Lloyd Wright-designed home near Springfield.

Trumpie Says Relax

New spa guestrooms, opening September 1 at the Trump Hotel and Tower Chicago, come with amenities like yoga kits, fresh orchids, and are staffed by "spa attachés" to customize the experience.

Viewing the Stars from the U of C

NASA named another telescope after a U of C researcher, and this time it's Enrico Fermi. The article also provides a list of other U of C affiliates similarly immortalized, from Chandrasekhar to Hubble.

I Believe I Can Fly... Away with Your Money

R. Kelly may have beaten child pornography charges earlier this year, but new legal trouble have surfaced for the "Pied Piper of R&B." South African authorities wants to question him in connection to a concert ticket scam. "Mr. Kelly has no knowledge of this woman, has never received any money from her, and has not been contacted by any law enforcement authorities regarding the matter. He will, of course, cooperate fully with any legitimate investigation of this matter, since he has nothing to hide."

Media Still Finding New Angles for Obama Coverage

This time: who owns Obama's old Jeep.

Ugandan Orphans Probably Don't Like Chicago

Remember the Ugandan orphans who were robbed? Guess who got robbed again.

The Imperfect Crime

You know your robbery isn't going well when you get stabbed in the shoulder and shoot yourself in the foot.

Seriously? Stealing from a Ugandan Children's Choir?

Apparently, some thieves thought it'd be a good idea to steal equipment from a Ugandan children's choir that was in the U.S. to raise money for a school and residence for their fellow orphans. A local businessman stepped in with a donation to make up for the financial loss, but some still lost the last photos of their families.

Michelle Obama: Just The Facts

As a primer on the potential First Lady prior to her speech tonight at the Democratic National Convention, a bio of Michelle Obama.

Corporate Olympic Dreams

Crain's does a detailed analysis of the effectiveness of Chicago companies' advertisements during the Olympics.

NYPD Bust UTAH at ORD

The NYPD arrested Jim Clay Harper, aka Ether, and his girlfriend Danielle Bremner, aka Dani or Utah, as they arrived at O'Hare and JFK yesterday. The pair allegedly went on a graffiti tour of Europe, and were wanted in New York for thousands of dollars in property damage from their spray-paint escapades. Harper is originally from Chicago.

Looking for a Job? You're Not Alone

Chicago's unemployment rate is up to 7.5 percent -- 2.1% over last year -- and we lost 2,700 jobs.

Four Eared Cat?

Yep, four-eared cat. His name is Yoda, as is apparently the tradition with the type.

The Veep-stakes Winner

Don't bother waiting for the Democratic convention. According to the Sun-Times Barack Obama is going to announce his vice presidential running mate this Saturday in Springfield.

It's Sonic Day!

In our continuing coverage of the arrival of Sonic burgers in the Chicago area (actually Aurora), the fast food chain with the omnipresent commercials finally opens today. And apparently not a moment too soon.

Geekonomics

Barack Obama's senior economics advisor is (in Obama's words) just like him: a skinny, tall, youthful, geeky guy with big ears and a funny name who taught at the U of C. Read about Austan Goolsbee in MIT's Technology Review.

Buffalo Shot on I-55

Speaking of nightmares, four buffalo escaped from an area just outside of Joliet and found their way onto 55, which ended up being a bad move.

...and Throw Away the Key

A teenaged suspect has been taken into custody in California for the July acid attack on a Logan Square woman, who is still in serious condition.

Any Major Dude Will Tell You to Have Common Sense

We've all thought about sliding down a stair railing, but haven't actually done it because it's dangerous and foolish. Some guy at the Steely Dan show at the Chicago Theater last night thought otherwise.

The Case of the Desert Graveyard

A U of C researcher discovered a 9,500-year-old, 200-body graveyard in the Sahara. Other than being the biggest find from that era, it also shines significant light on the life of humans when the desert wasn't actually a desert.

Regional Olympic Support and Struggles

In an Olympic angle amazingly un(der)covered by the media, the Trib takes a look at suburban support -- and lack thereof -- for the Olympics.

Now That's a lot of Cocaine

The Cook County sheriff seized 550lbs of cocaine on Monday. What tipped them off? Well, the drugs were hidden in a shipment of cattle hooves delivered to a metal grinding business.

Ganging Up On Gangs

First it was Blagojevich attempting to ride to the rescue of the city in combating gang violence, now the feds are stepping in, offering $2 mil to help stop the violence.

We Don't Need No Stinkin' Stimulus

More than 200,000 Illinois residents have yet to file for their simulus checks, accounting for nearly $63 million in unclaimed tax rebates. Most of the non-filers are seniors, so if the money in your birthday card envelope is a little light this year...

Bensenville Stops Vanishing Temporarily

A large portion of Bensenville is being demolished to make way for O'Hare's expansion, but a judge put that progress on hold today.

Beijing Bests Chicago ... and Everywhere Else

Ever wondered what the world's most famous film critic thinks about Olympic ceremonies, China or President Bush? Wonder no more.

Bensenville, the Vanishing Village

The Windy Citizen launched a new blog on Thursday to cover Bensenvile's plight in the O'Hare expansion. Particularly interesting is a google map highlighting the places discussed on the blog.

Just When I Needed You Most

Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, who was imprisoned yesterday for violating bond on charges related a text-message scandal, was booked again today on new, separate charges of assaulting a sherriff's deputy. Detroit journalists are wondering why Kilpatrick's Chicago-based attorney Dan Webb was nowhere to be seen in the legal fracas that ensued, although Webb maintains that Kilpatrick is still a client.

The Case of the Greedy Police Officer

Free 12oz cups of coffee simply weren't enough for one cop.

Fifth-Grade Think Tank

Fifth-graders at Little Village Academy recommend after-school arts and sports activities, as well as recess and gym during the schoolday, in order to curb gang activity and create non-violent, social outlets for students. (All of those are, of course, often first on the chopping block when funding gets tight.) The Sun-Times gives a full rundown of the students' savvy thoughts.

You Can Bank On It

Three bank robberies in Chicago in less than 90 minutes. That's gotta be some kind of record.

Novak to Retire

After a difficult couple of weeks, Sun-Times columnist Robert Novak announced he is discontinuing his column. It ran for 46 years.

Self-Deportation: No Takers?

Chicago and four other cities just launched a program for illegal immigrants to turn themselves in and get deported. Chicago officials said that, so far, no one has taken them up on their generous offer, which runs through August 22.

Justice Waits for Jailed Chicago Cop

John Kass provides a discouraging update in the story of Mike Mette, a Chicago police officer currently serving a five-year jail term in Iowa for a 2005 assault that some believe is the product of corrupt local politics.

Another Cyclist Killed Yesterday; Local Coverage Doesn't Agree

Local media is reporting on a cyclist killed on North Lake Shore Drive during rush hour yesterday evening, but the news stories have been highly inconsistent. The Trib reports the bicyclist was hit by a southbound LSD vehicle that fled the scene. The Sun-Times reports that a man was hit trying to run across the Outer Drive. No mention of a bicycle. Channel 7 reports (per witnesses) that the victim was hit while cycling north on the Inner Drive and knocked into the Outer Drive (the barrier between the Inner and Outer drives is not substantial at the 3300 block) where he was hit again. According to witnesses cited in the comments sections of both online newspaper articles, the ABC version most closely represents reality. Here's hoping our local media can quickly get this tragic story right.

Paying Up from the Grave

Local bank Northern Trust is reportedly suing the estate of Kanye West's late mother Donda for $600K to cover a mortgage on a property here in Chicago.

Investigate The O'Hare UFO

Remember the O'Hare UFO? A New York Times op ed cites it as a reason to acknowledge and investigate UFOs.

"Broke" Park

Chicago isn't the only city in this region suffering a budget crisis. Oak Park is having to tighten the civic belt as well.

Uptown Theater Sold

Jam Productions has acquired the long-shuttered Uptown Theater for $3.2 mil in a foreclosure sale, as reported by Crain's. (Thanks to Uptown Update for the tip.)

"That's not something you shoot ducks with"

The city's gun buy-back program netted more than 6,800 weapons on Saturday, 100 more than last year. One point of curiosity: the city set a goal of collecting double that amount, but it ran out of debit cards before they even reached half.

I Guess Cops Aren't All Bastions of Morality

Speaking of bad cops, the FBI caught a police officer who took bribes from a tow truck company to steer business its way.

Novak Hits the Gas

Sun-Times columnist Robert Novak hit a pedestrian with his black Corvette in D.C. today, according to Politico. Time Out Chicago wants to know what you think.

Smile, You're On Red Light Camera

The city has 104 red light cameras. They plan on installing 25 more. They expect to collect more than $50 million in fines because of them. If gas prices weren't enough to make you ditch the car, this might do it.

Wire or Liar?

Friends of Drew Peterson (he still has friends?) say he pretty much confessed his involvement in the death and/or disappearance of two of his wives and they have it on tape, but Peterson and his lawyer say they're lying.

Today's Dangerous Job: Evanston Ice Cream Man

Three of them have been robbed this summer.

Animal Welfare Act Violations at Loyola

U.S. Department of Agriculture documented 22 violations for inhumane treatment of animal subjects at Loyola's med school, some of which led to the deaths of rabbits and dogs.

Blotter Blocked

The Tribune and EveryBlock have teamed up to map the paper's blotter stories. The results are... depressing.

Haulin' Gas

High gas prices has created a rise in the number of gas siphoning incidents here in Chicago, which in turn has resulted in a rise in the sale of locking gas caps.

Straight Outta Lynnwood

No, not the Weird Al album -- baggy pants. They're now against the law in the south suburb.

You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Roeper

After eight years of telling us to skip it or see it, Richard Roeper announced that he is leaving At the Movies in mid-August, leaving the show without a consistent host as Roger Ebert continues to recuperate from cancer treatment. Roeper's plans for the future are unclear.

The Play's the Thing

The New York Times catches up with Tracy Letts following the success of August: Osage County and talks to him about his new play, Superior Donuts.

Wear Lead Underwear

The TSA at O'Hare will soon have Superman vision.

Hot Pockets

Workers at a city agency accused of taking, um, unlawful gratuities? Say it isn't (yawn) so.

Jailhouse Suck

After a 17-month investigation, the Feds released a report on Cook County Jail, citing, per the Times, "vastly inadequate medical care, beatings at the hands of jail workers, and dilapidated dangerous building conditions." The best quote comes from U.S. Attorney Patrick J. Fitzgerald, “You can’t have conditions where people are dying and being amputated."

Alpha Kappa Alpha Turns 100

Chicago-based Alpha Kappa Alpha, the first sorority started by African-American college women, is turning 100. It's celebrating in D.C. with the "largest banquet style dinner in the history of conventions." Mattel's even commemorating the anniversary of the group with the AKA Centennial Barbie.

Psst... Prohibition Is Over

Somebody forgot to tell a South Side man that you can buy liquor legally in Chicago now. He was busted by cops in Tennessee transporting moonshine across state lines. Riding shotgun with him? His dog, Thunder.

D&D and Pufferfish Poison

The guy who allegedly bought pufferfish toxin to kill his wife was a big fan of Dungeons & Dragons. Evidently that makes him creepier.

Undercover Cross Border Drug Sting

No, not that border; the Chicago-Evanston border.

Send in the (Retired) Troops?

Today Gov. Blagojevich suggested to the press (before he'd suggested it to Mayor Daley, apparently) that the state rehire retired Chicago police officers, bring in the Illinois National Guard, or State Police officers to help combat the city's surge in violent crimes.

Swimming to Chicago

Seventeen year-old Ethan Hall is swimming from Indiana to Chicago today to raise money for diabetes research. From Porter Beach in Indiana to Oak Street Beach, Hall's 29-mile trip should take about 14 hours. And what are you doing with your day?

Alive Stingrays

Today's nonhuman heartbreaker: A temperature control system malfunction at the Brookfield Zoo killed 16 stingrays.

Lost Dog

Today's heartwarmer: Bo, a collie from Arlington Heights, was separated from his family five years ago, but just turned up in the Winnebago County Animal Shelter in Rockford.

Showing You the Money, One Town at a Time

In a recent CNNMoney.com article featuring the 25 top-earning towns in the country, Chicago suburbs wrangled four of the top spots. Lake Forest, IL came in at #3, with a median family income of $212,122 (and a median home price of $1 million), followed by Wilmette, IL at #20, Deerfield, IL at #23 and Highland Park, IL at #24.

Weis On The Hot Seat

The Tribune's "Clout Street" blog is giving updates on Police Superintendent Jody Weis' grilling by the City Council today on the city's expanding crime/gang problem. Weis said he plans on contacting other cities to find out how they've handled it.

Chicago Tribune Editor Resigns

Ann Marie Lipinski announced today that she will step down as the Chicago Tribune's editor and senior vice president. Gerould W. Kern will replace Lipinski, who started her career at the paper thirty years ago as an intern.

The Ballot or the Bullet?

So it's probably just a stray bullet, but maybe a certain Alderman has been straying a little too far from the machine.

Passing the Baton

We're not the only ones who stand to benefit economically from getting the nod for the 2016 Olympics. According to a report, the cities surrounding Chicago might get to stand on the winner's platform too.

People You May Know: Barack Obama

The New York Times tells the story of one of the founders of Facebook who left it all behind to move to Chicago and work for Barack Obama.

Another Report, Another Last Place

O'Hare continues its stellar rankings among large airports, this time placing last in on-time departures and third to last in on-time arrivals. As usual, Midway fared better.

The Luminary City

First it was Ottawa, now a forward-thinker at the Los Angeles Times thinks our fair city should be a model for improving his.

Bozo Buckets in the Sky

Larry Harmon, the creator licensor of popular children's icon Bozo the Clown, died today at 83 years old. Chicago's rendition of "The Bozo Show" remains as one of the most popular children's programs in the history of television.

While Chicago's version of the Bozo Show was helmed by Bob Bell and Joey D'Auria, the local show stood as the longest running of all of the Bozo shows. It went off the air in 2001.

No Surprise: Code Violations Found in Housing Project

Code violations were found at Cabrini Green following the death of Curtis Cooper, the 3-year-old who was crushed by a rusty gate at the project last week.

Operation Malicious Mortgage

The Windy Citizen gets the scoop on a mortgage fraud case that's taken a turn for the worse.

Airplane Fuel Finds New Home ... in the Lake

On Monday, an Air Nippon jet dropped about 1,450 gallons of its fuel into Lake Michigan. The Trib asks about the event and what's happening to the fuel.

Repeal the 2nd Amendment?

That's what Mayor Daley thinks we should do. Tell us what you think in Fuel.

I Can See Clearly Now

Attention all "playas": You may want to think about removing the tint from the front window of your "hooptie" (do they still call it that?). The city is considering raising the fine for having a tinted front car window from $25 to $250. Now as for that booming bass...

Phony Docs and Toxic Fish

A Lake in the Hills man pretended to be a doctor to buy pufferfish poison. I know there's a joke in here but I can't quite place it.

Are There AARP Cards For Apes?

Keo the ape turns 50 today and the Lincoln Park Zoo is throwing a party for its elder statesman, one of the two oldest male zoo chimps in North America. If you have time, go over to the Regenstein Center for African Apes and show him some monkey love... um, or something like that.

The [For Sale] Tower

The Tribune Company is considering selling the Tribune Tower. Maybe a certain new media outfit should boost its profile...

Step Away From The Desk

Top cop Jody Weis announced that more desk cops will be hitting the streets in an effort to shore up the police push to combat a growing crime and gang problem.

Punishing Fanatics

R. Kelly may be free, but a fans and other hangers on have gotten into some legal trouble.

Baguio, New Sister City?

The city of Baguio, Philippines would like to be another of our Sister Cities. Interestingly, Daniel Burnham did the city's initial master plan.

Awaiting Indie Radio

Loyola University took back the reins of WLUW last week. Meanwhile, the radio station intended to replace WLUW as a community-run entity, Chicago Independent Radio Project (CHIRP), is still waiting for funding and clearing-of-red-tape but wants to launch a web-based feed later this summer. They've put out the call for donations: to help, you can kick 'em a few bucks or donate something from their wish list.

Room For Improvement?

A pastors group gives the Independent Police Review Authority an "F" following a recent uptick in the number of fatal shooting by police officers.

Carlin's Humor: Made In Chicago

Seeing Lenny Bruce here in Chicago at the Gate of Horn turned the late George Carlin's comedic life around. And the rest is seven dirty words of history...

A Desire for Streetcars?

The streetcar in Chicago is long gone, but leave it to a gas crunch to get people talking about bringing back the "Green Hornet."

Chicago Wildlife Gets A Bit Wilder

We’ve had our share of land-based animal interlopers recently: your Roscoe Village cougars, your Quizno’s coyotes. Now you might want to double-check those weekend canoeing plans. A four-and-a-half-foot-long alligator was spotted this afternoon in the Chicago River near Bridgeport.

Will Newspapers Survive? Prolly Not.

A Chicago forum concludes that the old days were fun, but the future looks bleak for newspaper journalism as we know it.

Driven To Respond

The subject of a Sun-Times article in today's paper, who complained about the hardships of not having a car, gets a bit of a dressing down by (naturally) the author of the blog Chicago Carless.

Friedman Institute Under Fire

The U of C's plans to create the Milton Friedman Institute are meeting significant resistance from the school's faculty.

You Say Tomato and I Say...

...you might want to make a note of one particular restaurant chain in Chicago, which has been pinpointed by the Chicago Department of Public Health as one of the major sources of the local tomato-based salmonella outbreak.

Tributes to SOLVE and an Arrest

Following his murder, the Trib profiles SOLVE and provides details about an arrest made in his case. Tributes are being posted in a new flickr group and an ongoing discussion, which has plenty of links to other tributes and information.

Even Better than Tony Danza

Chicago theaters kicked major ass at tonight's Tonys awards ceremony, with Steppenwolf's August: Osage County winning several awards for Best Play, Best Leading Actress, Best Director, Best Featured Actress, and Best Scenic Design. Chicago Shakespeare Theater also took home a regional Tony last month. Congrats!

Driver in Chinatown CTA Crash Dies

The truck driver responsible for the April 25 crash at the CTA Chinatown station that killed two and injured 21 has died.

Street Art Community in Shock

Brendan Scanlon, also known as SOLVE, was murdered last night in Logan Square. Although the Sun Times reports that there is a suspect in custody, no charges have been filed. SOLVE was a core member of the Chicago street art community, and a tireless advocate for the meaningful, memorable use of public space. He was interviewed for a GB feature on street art last year.

R.Kelly Cleared

R.Kelly was acquitted on all counts. Your thoughts?

Taking a Powder

Someone mailed a mysterious, but apparently harmless, white powder to several elected officials at Daley Center yesterday. No comment yet on who received the powder.

Middle Class, We Hardly Knew Thee

A new Brookings report analyzing U.S. regional attributes documents a 14% decline in Chicago's middle class and the 10th worst disparity between high and low income earners.

City Council Approves Children's Museum Move

The City Council approved the move of the Chicago Children's Museum from Navy Pier to Grant Park 33-16. Share your thoughts in Fuel.

Cheap Drugs

Dominick's, everyone's favorite non-Jewel grocery chain, will begin offering $4 generic drugs at its pharmacies.

New Chicago Reader Website: Drinks

The Reader will be launching a new nightlife site this week: drinks.chicagoreader.com. The site isn't live yet, but it's mentioned in the official flickr group.

State Drops the Ball on Wrigley

The State's bid to buy Wrigley Field from the Tribune failed to make it out of the infield in a clash over how to finance the deal. Does this open the door for Mark Cuban to buy the team and stadium lock, stock and barrel?

Viñoly's New Design for the U of C

Following the recent announcement about new construction at the U of C, the school's announcing a new medical pavilion building designed by Rafael Viñoly. The Trib has the most details, but there's an image in the Chronicle article.

Pfleger Gets A Second Chance

A little more than a week after being removed as head of the St. Sabina parish, Fr. Michael Pfleger is heading back to the church on June 16 - with the caveat that he keep his political viewpoints out of the pulpit.

Watch the Skies

Cook County (and the whole region, actually) is under a tornado watch once again. (Saved here for posterity.)

DeRogatis Gets a Pass

Sun-Times music writer Jim DeRogatis won't have to testify in the R. Kelly trial, thanks to a little thing called the Fifth Amendment.

More Political and Religious Controversy

Speaking of Obama, the Chicago priest who vigorously endorsed Obama and mocked Hillary has been asked to take a leave of absence by Cardinal George.

Barack Obama, From A to Z

With Barack Obama's (presumptive) Democratic primary win all sewn up, The London Times gives the A-Z of his remarkable life. Guess what the "C" stands for? There's also an AP bio on Obama with photos from throughout his life.

R. Kelly Trial Goes PG-13

Jake and Elwood might have had a briefcase full of blues, but R. Kelly apparently had a duffle bag full of porn, acording to the latest not-for-the-kiddies testimony in his ongoing trial. A former aide/partner tells tales of payoffs, plots and a dalliance on a basketball court.

The Police Department's Creative Writing Assignments

Well, maybe not assignments, per se, but at least one former police officer is detailing rampant on-the-job "creative writing."

Clash of the Bed Pans

The University of Chicago Medical Center throws off the gloves and plans to set up shop down the street from their "arch rivals," Northwestern Memorial Hospital in Streeterville. The move supposedly is prompted by U of C's desire to treat more well-heeled patients.

Guess Which Movies We Watch

As NPR reports, and Netflix members can see for themselves, people like watching movies about where they live. We're no exception: the first six movies that are disproportionately watched by Chicagoans are about or take place in Chicago.

A Man Walks Into A Comedy Club ...

... and they've been coming in ever since, as Zanies celebrates its 30th anniversary of supplying Chicago's standup comedy needs. You can get in free for one of two birthday celebration shows tonight -- which show depends on your age.

Keep an Eye Out for Twisters

Just a heads up: Chicagoland is under a tornado watch till 2pm today.

The Best Tooth Care a Pimp Ever Had

A Chicago dentist got busted for being the primary money launderer in a multi-city prostitution ring. Of course, he also did dental work for the prostitutes and pimps.

You Can't Get There From Here

Planning on flying to Buenos Aires or Honolulu before the year is over? Better move that date up. American Airlines announced it's cutting flights from Chicago to those two cities on September 3 and January 5, respectively.

Green Line Derailed

A Green Line train derailed on the South Side this morning, injuring about 10 people.

Pardon Me?

Everybody's favorite grumpy (indicted) grandpa, former Gov. George Ryan, gets a hand from another ex-gov, Jim Thompson, in getting Ryan's 6 1/2 year prison sentence commuted.

Free on Your Doorstep and Free on Your Screen

South Siders will appreciate that the Lakefront Outlook has finally gone online, even if it is only in image form.

Roosevelt Offers Education Without Strings

Nationwide, students without social security numbers can't apply for federal student aid and most private scholarships. Soon -- regardless of their immigration status -- students graduating from a new city high school will be eligible for full scholarships from Roosevelt University.

China's Chicago

Chongqing, often compared to Chicago, is only several hundred kilometers from the epicenter of the horrible earthquake in China.

Don't Forget Your Jacket

A little something known as a pneumonia front barreled through overnight.

Clear Your Samples!

Late jazzman Joe Farrell's daughter is suing Universal Music for the use of her dad's music without attribution on a number of hip-hop cuts, including Kanye's "Gone" and Common's "Chi City." We know you own Late Registration and Be: go listen for yourselves. She is seeking no more performances or copies of said albums sold with the offending sample be released.

Teaching Ottawa

A columnist for the Ottawa Citizen thinks Chicago could teach a lot to that Canadian city; a letter to the editor points out that a cloned Chicago would be the wrong way to go.

Jurors Watch 'Kellyvision'

The R. Kelly trial gets down and dirty as jurors see the infamous videotape of his alleged dalliance with an underage girl on a six-foot screen.

US City of the Year

Fast Company named Chicago its "US City of the Year" and convinced Alex Kotlowitz to tell us why.

Marina City Modifications

Despite protests from Marina City residents, Dick's Last Resort's plan to move to and modify the structure has been approved.

Children's Museum Move Clears a Hurdle

The Chicago Children's Museum won the first round in its battle to build a new building in Grant Park.

Crime On The Move?

The Medill News Service analyzed data and concludes that the demolition of the Chicago Housing Authority projects has resulted in crime migrating to nearby areas.

Challenge to the Foie-Gras Ban?

Ald. Thomas Tunney is seeking to force a City Council vote to overturn the foie-gras ban today. UPDATE: the repeal passed, and Hot Doug's will be serving its foie gras-duck sausage "as soon as he sees the law on paper."

That's The Ticket

Received an unexplained overdue parking ticket notice in the mail? Stop scratching your head. This might explain it.

And Then He Turned Into A Real Boy...

The -- ahem -- colorful Stuart Levine, the government's star witness in the Tony Rezko corruption trial, was labelled "Pinocchio" for his alleged lies on the stand during closing arguments. He was also called "corrupt ... arrogant ... unlikable." And that was by the Feds who put him up there.

Moving Bodies to Move Bodies

The U.S. Supreme Court declined to hear an appeal involving O'Hare and the St. John's United Church cemetery, knocking aside another barrier to the airport's expansion plans.

No, I Don't Have a Gun

Dennis Farina, former Law and Order actor (and former Chicago cop) tried to board a flight to Chicago with a loaded handgun in his briefcase. He told police he'd forgotten he was carrying it. You know, like other people forget they've got a full-sized tube of toothpaste in their carry-on.

Chicago All Over NY Times

Our fair city snatched the headlines of the Sunday NY Times, including a feature story about Obama's roots on the South Side as well as another piece about storage locker auctions in the suburbs.

Another Bicyclist Killed

Last night, a man riding his bicycle on Sheridan Road near Winthrop Harbor was struck from behind and killed by an SUV that then fled the scene. The man was in his 50s and is the latest in a tragic string of bike riders who have been killed in Chicagoland this spring. Police are looking for the driver of the SUV.

Another School Arrest

In Waukegan, the staff aren't catching students hacking on school computers, they're catching teachers smoking pot in the teachers' lounge.

Outsourcing Gangbangers?

An anonymous email circulating in a Florida community contends that Tyson Foods is bringing in "vanloads" of gang members from Chicago to work in their plant there, some of whom are apparently fired and "roaming the streets like wild dogs." The local sheriff's office acknowledges the email, but says the information is not true.

Wi-Fi? Yawn.

The "Jetsonian" WiMAX is reportedly coming to Chicago by year's end.

So Mail Service is Getting Better, Huh?

U.S. Postal Service first-class delivery speed is apparently increasing across the board. That said, I present my favorite quote from the story: "It was unclear how delivery as a whole fared or if it was measured at all."

Local Congressman Wants No Second Life

Illinois Congressman Mark Kirk is sponsoring a bill to ban access of Second Life in schools and libraries, citing its lack of robust age verification and the abundance of "wholly inappropriate activities" that may take place there. The American Libraries Association (ALA) is among those who are opposed to this legislation.

Hitting Some Static

The Museum of Broadcast Communications just got hit with a foreclosure lawsuit over $4.5 million in unpaid bills. Puts your overdue cable bill in perspective.

Mayhem on the Streets

What is up with drivers lately? Trucks hitting train stops, bicyclists getting hit, cars jumping the curb -- and now six people (including three kids and an infant) run down in a Bridgeport crosswalk.

Stop the Shooting

Alex Kotlowitz looks at Gary Slutkin's Cease Fire, a program aimed at reducing gun violence in Chicago. [via]

Violence As a Virus

Alex Kotlowitz covers the local group CeaseFire! and their way of treating urban violence as a virus, not as a criminal justice problem. Kotlowitz's writing is delightful as usual transcending a grim topic. I particularly liked this quote:

“Chinatown, San Francisco in the 1880s,†Slutkin says. “Three ghosts: malaria, smallpox and leprosy. No one wanted to go there. Everybody blamed the people. Dirty. Bad habits. Something about their race. Not only is everybody afraid to go there, but the people there themselves are afraid at all times because people are dying a lot and nobody really knows what to do about it. And people come up with all kinds of other ideas that are not scientifically grounded — like putting people away, closing the place down, pushing the people out of town. Sound familiar?â€

Blue Bags Go Out With the Trash

After thirteen years and heaps of criticism, Chicago will can the blue bag recycling program this summer, with plans to expand the blue cart program city-wide by 2011.

Daley on Chicago '68

The Wall Street Journal examines Mayor Daley's unexpected perspective of the Weathermen and riots of 1968.

Avoiding the "gloomy underground sarcophagus"

Obviously displeased with the Chicago Children's Museum's proposed new home in Grant Park, the Trib released its fifth alternative location for the museum.

Cougarwatch '08 Continues...

Forget potholes; cougars are the new urban menace. Police got a call from someone who claims they saw a cougar near Lawrence and California at about 3:15 a.m. (not too long after closing time at the bars ... hmmm). Meanwhile, authorities in Stickey say a photo of a cougar prowling around their area is a hoax. Still, there are a couple of eyewitness reports of a big cat near the water reclamation plant.

Second Bicyclist Killed in Logan Square

The second fatal Logan Square bike accident in the last 10 days: 24 year-old Amanda Annis was hit by a car on Wednesday.

50,000 Pounds of Smoked Ribs ...

with "no sauce."

The Wright Stuff

Former Trinity United Church of Christ senior pastor Rev. Jeremiah Wright continued his media blitz with a speech at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C. (in which he slammed Dick Cheney's military credentials, or lack thereof). But a Washington Post columnist offers another perspective on Wright.

Another Perspective on the Shootings

After hearing Da Mare, the New York Times, and so many others comment on how difficult the recent shootings in Chicago have been, it was interesting to hear the story of a Chicagoan who knew one of the recent victims.

First Coyotes, Then Cougars and Now...

...horses, one of which escaped from the Noble Horse Theater in Old Town early this morning and wandered the streets for a while. Our new city slogan: "Chicago: Where the Zoo Comes to You."

Has it Come to This? Yes, it Has

The New York Times wrote a profile on Operation Safe Passage, the volunteer group that escorts students to Crane Technical High School each day as a response to the March shooting one block from the school that left a student dead.

Cougar's Remains on File at Field Museum

If you read the article in the Red Eye about the remains of the cougar recently shot in Roscoe Village, you only got half the story. The full article (with some rather vivid details) on the Trib's site, walks you through the preparation of the skeleton and hide for study at the Field Museum.

Deadly Shootings Threaten Olympic Bid

As the city copes with yet another senseless killing (detailed here in this AP report on YouTube), reports say the murder wave could have another consequence - it could wipe out Chicago's bid for the 2016 Olympics.

You Don't Need an Eye Exam

OK, maybe you do -- but not just because you passed by a Chicago Sun-Times box today, and thought that the front page text was backwards. It really was backwards -- an attempt to draw attention to a campaign to stop gun violence against children. "Turning our backs doesn't help," the paper reasoned.

Black Bird

The News Photographers Association of Canada honored Chicago by giving an award to a photo of Conrad Black during his trial. What's so notable about it? He's flipping someone the bird. What's also notable about it? It would have been so much better had the photographer bumped up the ISO rather than using a flash.

Game Over for GTA in Chicago

Thanks in no small part to the recent rash of shootings in the city, the CTA is yanking ads for the Grand Theft Auto IV video game from buses and CTA facilities.

An Especially Violent Weekend

The first real spring weekend of the year saw gun violence all over the city. Police are investigating at least 31 shootings, 6 of them fatalities. Head cop Jody Weis blamed the weather, gangs, and easy access to assault weapons.

Another Bicyclist Death

In another tragic car-bicycle accident, 22 year-old Tyler Fabeck was struck and killed early Sunday morning.

Aftershock!

Hey, did you just feel that? There are reports of aftershocks from this morning's 5.2 earthquake coming in from around the area. The latest was a 4.5 magnitude quake that occurred around 10:15am. (Thanks, Dan!)

Earthquake? You're Kidding Me.

Alright, raise your hand if you believe that Chicago really felt tremors from this morning's earthquake in West Salem, IL. More details here.

Postal Stamps More Expensive. Tramp Stamps Still Cheap.

On May 12, U.S. Postal Rates will go up - again. Sun-Times critic Kevin Nance sounds off on what this means for the publishing community.

Rent Relief ... in as Long as 10 Years

Given the overwhelming shortage of Section 8 housing vouchers in Chicago, the CHA's plan to hold an additional lottery is welcome news.

What's the Italian Word for Irony?

As Pope Benedict arrived in the US to a fanfare of presidential welcomes, he should have consulted with a PR agent before his press conference earlier today, where he decried the abuse of children by priests, saying he was "deeply ashamed" by the incidents. Why? He was introduced by Chicago's own Cardinal Francis George, who holds the titles of president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops and one of America's Five Worst Cardinals (according to SNAP) for his handling of priest abuse scandals in the city's archdiocese.

Not Even Close

According to the U.S. Olympic Committee chief Peter Ueberroth (and he should know, right?), Chicago is "not anywhere near first" when it comes to the bidding for the 2016 Olympics. Think about it: it's possible we're pulling up the rear with Baku, Azerbaijan (whose name, ironically, means "windy city").

Bidding on Parts of the City

Dana Levenson, the former City CFO who helped Mayor Daley auction off the Skyway and Midway Airport, is about to do the same thing in Toronto.

CTA Passengers, Unite!

Remember yesterday's blue line snafu? Check out images of the passenger revolt with some additional details via the NYTimes.

Bringing The Matrix Home

Beverly area natives and Matrix creators Andy and Larry Wachowski are bringing their cutting-edge movie special effects post-production gizmos to a vacant Ravenswood building. If they reprise the Matrix series, will we finally see Neo at Neo?

Cougar Down in Roscoe Village!

A loose cougar was found and shot near Roscoe and Hamilton earlier this evening. No word if it's the same cougar that was spotted in Wilmette.

Dick's Creating Controversy in Marina City

Dick's Last Resort's plan to move into Marina City and add "garage-style" doors along the river is meeting opposition from residents.

More Baggage for American Airlines

As if being forced to cancel hundreds of flights weren't enough of a headache for American Airlines, the company's pilots have planned a day-long protest next Tuesday in nine cities (including Chicago) over the company's "poor performance and service".

Next Target, Roscoe Village

Legendary Southern California-based food franchise Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles has, um, persuaded the Bronzeville-based Rosscoe's Chicken and Waffles (note the extra "s") to change their name after a court battle.

Prepare for the Invasion

When presented with 236 depictions of natural scenes and the like, our neighbors to the west would like us to think the following: "What the heck is this place, Wisconsin? Minnesota? Heaven?" "No," they will answer, "Iowa."

Pair of Pulitzers

The 2008 Pulitzer Prizes were announced today. The staff of the Chicago Tribune shared the award in the Investigative Reporting category with the New York Times, for its “Hidden Hazards” series on failed regulation of toy manufacturing. Steppenwolf ensemble member Tracy Letts took the Drama category for his original play, August: Osage County. The AP has the full list of winners.

Daleytown? Us?

Seattle columnist David Brewster gives Washingtonians a Cliffs-notes version of Chicago politics.

Charlton Heston Dead

Actor Charlton Heston, an Evanston native and New Trier and Northwestern alum, has died at age 84 from unspecified causes.

Laying Down the Law

Colorful, controversial and highly successful lawyer and judge R. Eugene Pincham is remembered by friends and foes alike.

But Does He Windsurf?

"The idea wasn't to have him bowl, the idea was to have him go to a bowling alley," explained Obama campaign chief David Axelrod regarding the senator's piteous outing last weekend in Pennsylvania (he scored an 80). Apparently Obama dominates the boards, so expect to see his athletic coordination on display soon (which is important for us to know when picking a president).

Banks Statue Gets an '

Punctuation crisis over.

"We're so 1337 that other companies wish they were us."

The Trib earned a national shout-out for its April Fool's Day prank.

Is There a Copy Editor in the Ballpark?

Seems there's a little punctuation missing from the brand-new Ernie Banks statue at Wrigley Field.

Go Ahead, Spread Out

The CTA permanently added two cars to all brown line trains yesterday, though no one seems to have noticed yet. Sounds like you might score a seat if you head for the ends of the platform.

Major Media Mix-Up

Just under 10% of WBBM's staff has been cut, including anchor Diann Burns, other prominent on-air personalities and support staff members.

Cougar Sighting?

No, not that kind of cougar. A wild cat.

More Blue Mondays

Starting Tuesday, the city will be swapping its look-alike orange street cleaning signs for a rainbow of fruit flavors.

Look, Ma, Still Growing!

The Chicago metropolitan area grew by an estimated 66,231 people during the last half of 2006 and the first half of 2007. It doesn't sound like much, but it makes us the seventh fastest-growing metropolitan area in the country.

WGN Newscaster Wally Phillips Dies

Wally Phillips, who hosted shows on radio station WGN for 42 years, died today after a five-year battle with Alzheimer's disease. He was 82 years old.

Arts Building Shutdown Causes Controversy

The Three Arts Club, once a residence for women artists, is now directing its funds toward grant-making instead, and the building itself may become a schmancy hotel -- leaving former residents miffed and outraged at the board's decision-making. Over at the Reader, you can read the full story and reactions of those who loved this unique building and institution.

But I'm Already Eating Ramen

Chicagoans will probably spend an additional $260 on groceries this year, according to the U.S. Census Bureau, thanks to rising prices industry-wide. Just more good news to start your week.

A Different Kind of Blood

Six members of Catholic Schoolgirls Against the War protested the Iraq war during the Holy Name Cathedral's Easter Mass today.

What Might Have Been

Lee Bey presents some fascinating, unrealized plans for the South Loop and the Cook County/City Hall building in the current Chicago Journal issue. As always, you can check out the Emporis unbuilt high-rise section for more crushed dreams.

Funniest Weather Word Ever

"Snizzle."

Carbon Emissions Grant Awarded to the City

Unfortunately, it's for $52,000, enough to reduce the emissions of 13 garbage trucks, among who-knows-how-many diesel trucks in the city's fleet. Well, every little bit helps!

The Sun-Times Video Contest Winner Is...

...a Tribune employee. The 22-year-old intern reimagined "We're Not Gonna Take It" in a video urging Sam Zell not to sell the naming rights of Wrigley Field.

Bought a Calder Print Lately?

Two Northbrook men are among seven arrested in a bust of counterfeit art rings that sold thousands of counterfeit pieces to art buyers around the world.

Chubby Bunnies, Etc.

Some of the Brookfield Zoo's animals are turning into fatties, so the keepers have decided to put them all on a Weight Watchers points-system type diet. What on earth happens at those support meetings?

Homeless Vets

When the troops finally do get sent home, will there be a place for them to live?

The Morning After

The New York Times gets Chicagoans' reactions to Barack Obama's instantly-legendary speech on race in America.

Bursting Fantastical Bubbles

The Field Museum's new exhibit "Mythic Creatures: Dragons, Unicorns & Mermaids" proposes zoological origins of the world's storied beasties. Cyclops? Just a pygmy elephant. More debunking in the Trib.

Life After 'The Co-Op'

After the rumbling has died down, a former Hyde Park Co-Op Market shopper gives a (early) review of its replacement: Treasure Island.

Commodity Exchanges, A Timeline

Starting with the establishment of the Chicago Board of Trade in 1848, Reuters walks us through commodity exchange history.

A Boarding School Without a Madeline in Sight

CPS is now considering public boarding schools for disadvantaged students.

CHA Coming To Terms?

It's not good enough for the mayor's office, but term limits may be coming to the Chicago Housing Authority, which is reportedly looking at a plan to limit the amount of time residents can stay in public housing.

Living in (Green) Style

West Town residents and Art Institute faculty members Frances Whitehead and James Elniski make the New York Times Home & Garden section today for their elegantly styled, green tech-tacular pad. The couple's home features photovoltaic and thermal panels, geothermal desuperheaters, dual-flush toilets and other enviro-sound amenities.

It's Getting Cold; Prepare the Beet Juice!

One anti-ice solution Chicago and surrounding communities are using this year is mixing beet juice with salt. Unfortunately, while it helps cut down on the amount of salt used, it has its own problems.

Syphilis Really is Back

It looks like those "Syphilis is Back" advertisements all over the city are right. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released a report in town yesterday that confirms the trend for the seventh straight year.

Bike Safety for Motorists: Now Required.

The City of Chicago's new Bicycle Safety Ordinance now requires motorists to take bicycle safety seriously. Mayor Daley, AAA Chicago, and the Chicagoland Bicycle Federation supported the move.

Foreclosure Lawsuits? 95. Years? 3.

The Sterling Private Residences can now claim the title of reigning Chicago Foreclosure King. Way to go! (If you are a premium subscriber to Crain's, you can read the full article.)

Chicago as Beacon of Hope for ... South Africa?

That's right, at least one commentator thinks we can be a model for reforming South Africa's corruption.

Buy Our Newspaper ... I Mean, What an Interesting Study!

Reuters helps newspapers boost sales with a story about a flu pandemic study that used Chicago as a model. Oh-so-surprisingly, flu contagion reduction strategies would not be "like a snow day."

Mrs. Client-10 is Gonna Be *Pissed*

We all know who Client -9 is, but who is Chicago's own Client-10?

Rezko and Obama: the Basics

The AP's written up a primer on Tony Rezko, Barack Obama and what it all means (and doesn't).

Public Access T.V. Goes Postal

Chicago postal inspectors have created a new show on CAN-TV called "Don't Fall For It" -- urging viewers to beware of fake-check scams. Maybe this is one show you need to watch a few times in order to get truly hooked.

An Open Letter to the Chicago Tribune

Thank you for considering my impressionable mind when editing your fine paper, but you've gone too far. My first glimpse of over-editing was when you changed Shia LaBeouf's "asshole" to the goofy "nincompoop." I was then a little offended when you switched (what I assume was) Buddy Guy's "nowhere" with "[any]where." And then you edited Sarah Silverman's "f*cking" to "doing the deed with." As with my asterisk, if you must edit, could you please stick with the intended meaning?

A Break for Bikers

City Council is now considering fines of up to $500 for drivers who endanger bicyclists. Apparently some aldermen also wanted equal treatment for "rude" bike riders. I'm not really sure how an irate biker and a carelessly life-crushing driver could be considered equally fine-able. But maybe that's just me.

Sit, Uno, Sit. Good Dog.

Uno, the first beagle to win the Westminster dog show, was honored by the Lt. Gov. in Chicago yesterday. That's right, yesterday was "Uno the Beagle Day."

Where We're Going We Don't Need... Landing Strips

Running late for his son's tennis game, a Lake Villa father did what any of us would do - hopped in the family four-seater plane and landed on the golf course adjacent to the courts. Police speculate that a trespassing charge is in the works, though what's a guy to do when the club's tower doesn't respond to a request for clearance?

Watch Those Red Lights

The city is about to install as many as 220 new red light traffic cameras. They've only announced six locations, but two are likely regular intersections for driving GB readers: Belmont and Lake Shore Drive along with Belmont and Halsted.

Once You Go, Black, You Never Go Back

Conrad Black, the former owner of the Sun-Times, reported to prison today. Apparently, he spent all weekend throwing dinner parties at his mansion in Florida. He'll serve six years for fraud.

Hole II: The Revenge

The Little Village neighborhood now has a sinkhole to call its very own. Although lacking the massive proportions of January's Montrose Avenue hole, it still displayed plenty of attitude by swallowing a minivan this morning.

We're #1 in Sales Tax!

Toddler and the Cook County Board finally agreed on a budget late Friday night that comes with a 1% tax increase, which means that city sales tax will increase to a whopping 10.25% in November, the highest of any major US city.

Governor Ryan Trades Packers Pennant for Colts

Due to a change in the medical care provided at his Oxford, Wisconsin prison camp, former Governor George Ryan has been transferred to a similar facility in Terre Haute, Indiana. Ryan asked to serve out his term at the Wisconsin camp, and was not made aware of the impending change upon his arrival.

Embarrassed and Cursing Up a Storm

It probably comes as no surprise that Shia LaBeouf recently apologized for his Walgreen's escapade. More surprising (and funnier) is the Trib's insertion of "a nincompoop" in place of LaBeouf's more colorful language.

NIU's Cole Hall to be Demolished

Like so many other sites of terrible events, NIU will raze the building where the recent tragedy occurred.

Highway Fashion Robbery

Robbers stole $20,000 from a Fashion Week practice run-through at the Hilton Chicago today.

Ah, Crap.

MORE snow.

Taxing Second Graders

A 7-year-old Carpentersville kid got a notice from the IRS claiming he owed $60,000 in back taxes. Turned out, you guessed it, he was the victim of identity theft.

So Long to Sunstein, Sort of

University of Chicago Law School Professor Cass Sunstein -- reportedly the most cited law professor in the U.S. -- is heading to Harvard Law, his alma mater, but will maintain an office at U of C. His colleague, legal scholar and longtime partner, Martha Nussbaum, has also received an offer from Harvard but is staying put.

Why Kids Can't Breathe

A Northwestern U. study of 49,000 Chicago school children shows that childhood asthma varies dramatically by neighborhood.

Laski Unplugged

James Laski, the former city clerk who was sent to prison for his involvement in the Hired Truck Scandal, spent his time in the clink writing his memoirs; an excerpt was printed in the Sun-Times. Laski, who pocketed nearly $50,000 and spent almost two years in jail for his crime, wistfully writes "I told myself the money wasn't for me, but for my family, my loved ones." That's beautiful, man.

Hey, That's Our Money Too

Two Indian princesses who live in Chicago claim they have been cheated out of their inheritance. This, of course, raises the question: How many princesses live in Chicago? UPDATE: GB reader Dubi clarifies...

"The telegraphindia.com ... story includes a numbering system not used in the west. 'The government handed over Rs 217.3 crore to the eighth Nizam, Prince Mukkaram Jah.' Crore is an Indian word that means 10,000,000, so 217.3 crore Rupees is about $54.7 million." Thanks, Dubi!

Tracking Steve Kazmierczak

Waxy.org is investigating the online activities of Steve Kazmierczak, the NIU gunman. UPDATE: Jessica Baty, Kazmierczak's girlfriend, was interviewed by WGN.

Mr. Bike, Meet Mr. Radio

Chicagoan Dave Glowacz is best known as Mr. Bike, but he's breaking new ground as Mr. Radio. Of particular note are his health care section and interviews with the Reader's Ben Joravsky, in which he asks for "The Rest of the Story" about "The Works."

NIU Shooting

A sad note on Valentine's Day; at least one person is hurt in a shooting on the NIU campus. As of 3:52pm the campus is on alert. Update: Seems like the danger is over but there are several injuries. Further update: six people, including the gunman, have died. What's happening to this world?

Rushing into a Burning Building

Here's some pretty dramatic footage of a police officer running into a burning building, searching through an outdoor hallway with his flashlight as flames shot out of windows, and running out of the building with a little girl that he saved. This is a guy who went to work last night, was presented with a problem, and solved it. Thank you, Detective McVicker, and the rest of you. You are appreciated.

Dig This

Paleontologists at the University of Chicago have discovered two new dinosaurs. Both were the size of elephants; one "would have been slicing and ripping off limbs," the other had small teeth better suited for "gnawing dead animals."

Reality TV

Any locals who watch The Wire might have cringed with me as the program's "Baltimore Sun" newspaper fired good journos because of cuts imposed by their parent company, referred to only as "Chicago." Well art and life do their dance as the real Sun's owner, the Tribune Company, gets into the trimming game.

UN Chief Visits Chicago, Goes to School

On Friday, Ban Ki-Moon became the first sitting Secretary General of the UN to visit Chicago. His trip included meetings with Mayor Daley, the Chicago Tribune, and students at Walter Payton High School (where he discussed global warming).

Hole Lot of Trouble

As the plethora of rim-busting, tire-flattening potholes grows around the city (and we wait for them to be repaired), you can optimistically report the ones you come across by alerting the Department of Transportation at the City of Chicago website. There's one form for streets and another for alleys.

A Night in Trump Tower

Trump Tower's hotel is nearly complete. The Trib's Glenn Jeffers spent a night in one of the rooms, and wrote a blog about it.

A Delicious Accident

A truck carrying 4,000 gallons of liquid chocolate crashed on the Chicago Skyway this morning. Unfortunately, no chocolate was spilled, and chocolate did not flow like a river into the city.

A Sticky Wicket for Obama

The Obama/Rezko flap makes it all the way to the UK where The Independent reports on "the Chicago street where a dangerous secret from Barack Obama's past lurks." Sounds like a Sherlock Holmes case.

Winging It

Chicagoan Patrick Bertoletti scarfed down 227 chicken wings to come in second place at Philadelphia's annual Wing Bowl, held Feb. 1. Bertoletti had some stiff competition in Joey Chestnut of San Jose, Cal. -- the top wing-eater (241!) who last year won the world's hot dog eating championship in Coney Island, N.Y.

Association Mismanagement

It's a condo owner's nightmare: The company hired to manage your association makes off with all your money. (Thanks, Sarah.)

Don't Tase Me, Porky

The CBC reports on a Taser stun gun study conducted at the John H. Stroger Jr. (Cook County) Hospital trauma center. The unwitting subjects of the Taser tests? Eleven pigs, two of which died from cardiac arrest after being jolted for 40 seconds, a brief pause, then another 40 seconds.

The Artful Codger's Local Connection

George Greenhalgh, an 84-year-old pensioner from Manchester, U.K., received a two-year suspended jail sentence on Jan. 29 for selling forged works -- produced by his son, no less -- to museums around the world, including the Art Institute of Chicago. Greenhalgh's piece to the Art Institute was a fake Gauguin, the Glasgow Daily Record reports. Due to his old age and poor health, Greenhalgh won't go to jail, but will instead be free to stay at home and listen to his old Oasis and Fall records.

10 Tips for Chicago Tourists

Hey, here's one that's actually worthwhile: "3. Get out into the neighborhoods. 4. Beware Navy Pier."

Logan Square Bar Busted for Harboring Smokers

Helen's Two Way Lounge is the first Chicago bar found in violation of the state's smoking ban. City inspectors issued Helen's a written violation after witnessing illicit indoor smoking, but due to a technicality no ticket was issued.

Rezko in the Clink

Controversial Obama fundraiser (and onetime photo op recipient with Bill and Hillary) Tony Rezko was taken into custody this morning after his $2 million bail was revoked. Rezko is facing a 24-count indictment for pressuring businesses to make campaign contributions and payoffs. For the record, Obama (or the Billary pic) is not connected to Rezko's legal troubles.

Sanctuary, Again

Flor Crisostomo, a Latin American immigrant arrested in 2006 on immigration charges, may flout her deportation orders and seek refuge in Adalberto United Methodist Church, the same church where Elvira Arellano sought refuge.

Friend of Dead News Anchor Charged with Murder

Scott Hirschey, the driver of the snowmobile that killed WBBM anchor Randy Salerno Thursday night, has been charged with one count of homicide by intoxicated use of a vehicle, as alcohol and speed were factors in the accident.

Trend Piece Watch

Now the Canadians are coming to Chicago to take advantage of -- you guessed it -- our chilly and cheap tourist attractions. Recently, USA Today and the New York Times published similar articles, making "Chicago -- a great winter travel destination" a bona fide trend piece. Coming up next: The Boston Globe on "Chicago: Cold, But Cool."

But the Staff Seems So Nice in the Commercials

A hearing-impaired Bolingbrook woman is angry after a manager at a local Steak and Shake refused to take her order earlier this week at the drive-up window, demanding that she use the traditional speaker. The irritated manager then threatened to call police despite the woman's explanations of why she needed to order at the drive-up window, saying "If you had just let me know at the speaker that you needed accommodations then I could take your order through the window."

Coming Back to Face Trial

Citing a "change in the climate" regarding the death penalty in the US, a man held in Toronto for the attempted murder of a Chicago cop in 1969 has dropped his fight against extradition. (Meanwhile, no new news about the Hans Peterson extradition fight.)

Gold for Lead

Oak Brook-based RC2 -- whose comma-deficient motto, "compelling passionate parenting and play for all ages," makes us long for the days of static, indifferent parenting and play -- has purportedly agreed to pay $30 million to thousands of families nationwide who had purchased lead-tainted toys produced by the company. Last year, the families filed a class action suit against RC2 in the Circuit Court of Cook County. The court will decide whether to approve the settlement at a May 6 hearing.

Neighborhood Newspaper Shuffle

Sun-Times Media Group announced plans this week to shutter three of its neighborhood newspapers at the end of the month. Now it looks like Oak Park-based Wednesday Journal is swooping in to save the Skyline, Lakeview Booster, and News-Star from imminent death.

What Would You Do to Date Drew?

Proving that he has possibly the biggest pair around, Drew Peterson (along with his lawyer) has proposed holding a "Win A Date With Drew" contest with longtime Chicago radio personality Steve Dahl. Guess Peterson's not waiting until the ... ahem... divorce to missing wife Stacy becomes final to start dating again.

Rogue Sociology?

Sudhir Venkatesh details his interactions with gang members in one building of the now-demolished Robert Taylor Homes in a new book. Read an excerpt of the book, listen to an interview with Venaktesh, check out reviews here and here.

Montrose Ave: Where the Water Flows Like Water

You were annoyed at having to dig your car out of the snow this morning, but imagine if you woke up to it submerged in water after a 36-inch water main burst in the wee hours. UPDATE: Check out Ryan Pikkel's shots of the aftermath from the GB flickr group.

Dictator. Madman. Unruly child.

It looks like the AP decided it doesn't like Blago so much either.

What to Do, What to Do

The New York Times recently published a Travel piece on how to spend a winter day in Chicago -- with cold feet.

Former Mayor Dies

Former Chicago Mayor Eugene Sawyer died today at age 73 after a series of strokes. Sawyer served from 1987 to 1989, following the death of Harold Washington, and dropped out of public life after being defeated by Richard Daley.

John Stroger Dies at 78

Former Cook County Commissioner John Stroger died today from complications suffered after his March 2006 stroke.

The Case of the Skokie Toe Licker

A woman filed suit Wednesday after she claimed her eye exam ended with a medical assistant paying unusual attention to her feet.

"Mozart of Chess" Bobby Fischer Dies

Controversial chess champion Bobby Fischer died yesterday in Iceland at the age of 64. He was born in Chicago and achieved international fame by beating Boris Spassky in the highly publicized U.S. vs. Soviet Union World Chess Championship in 1972.

Treasure Island to Fill Co-op Spot

Ending the recent struggles over the Co-op lease, the U of C has announced Treasure Island will fill the Co-op's current home.

Find Your Way

The Wall Street Journal takes notice of the two map shows in town right now.

Watch the Newspapers Become New Media

The Trib will become the first major paper in the United States to stop carrying traditional "help wanted" ads in its weekday edition. Of course, its online jobs section will pick up the slack.

An Olympic-sized Makeover

While the city gets set to unveil a detailed plan of its 2016 Olympic bid Tuesday, it seems we're still fighting the old Al Capone stereotype. Gee, he's only been dead for more than 60 years...

Metra Fares Will Still Increase

If you were hoping transit funding from Springfield would stave off Metra fare hikes, you're going to be disappointed.

And Now the Tribune's Turn

Following last week's Sun-Times reformatting, today's Trib is its first with a reduced page width and a redesigned logo.

Chicago Blood Banks Need Your Help

If you have a negative blood type and are able to donate blood, please consider doing so as soon as possible. Chicago blood centers currently have a critical need for Rh-negative blood, especially O-negative and B-negative types. You can schedule an appointment through LifeSource, which runs blood banks and mobile units in the area.

Almost a "Feel Good" Story

A 114-year-old woman registered to vote yesterday; the downside is she probably won't vote because "she doesn't know who any of the candidates are."

Proposed Phone Tax

The Cook County Board of Commissioners is proposing a $4/month, $48/year tax on all phones — land, cell, cable and otherwise. The tax would also increase with inflation — at five years, your total amount paid would be over $250 a phone. Read more at NoPhoneTax.org. Update: Outside the Loop Radio will discuss the likelihood of the tax's success along with other taxes proposed at the end of 2007 on Friday's show. Look for Episode 68 on the main page around noon or listen to WLUW at 6pm.

U + Chicago = Awesome

Congrats to Carlos Kenig of UChicago, recipient of the 2008 Bôcher Prize in mathematics for "important contributions to...nonlinear dispersive partial differential equations." Where's my prize for typing that correctly?

A Less Than Ideal Choice

The American Dialect Society recently chose "subprime" as the word of 2007 at a recent meeting in Chicago, the BBC reports. Other cited words included tapafication -- defined by the BBC as "the tendency of restaurants to serve food in many small portions, like tapas" -- and "wrap rage," or "[the] anger brought on by the inability to open a factory-sealed package."

$15,739

You may want to check your I-PASS balance.

Human Capital Stats (or, 25 to 34 Counts as Young)

Crain's points out some stats on Chicago's human capital for us to enjoy: Chicago ranks first amongst US Cities in concentration of young people (25-34) who live within 3 miles of downtown, and is second (to NYC) in the number of young people who have college degrees.

The Prozac Milkshake, Please

Today's New York Times Style section picks up on an increasingly popular article subject: The growing discontent among today's overworked lawyers and doctors, and employers' attempts to stop staffers from quitting. Partners at big law firm Perkins Coie's Chicago office, for example, have formed a "happiness committee" to offer snack items such as candy apples and milkshakes to their associates.

But such measures seem like generic band-aids (which always fall off!) on a complex problem: According to the Times, firms lose nearly 20% of their associates in any given year, and the same percentage of lawyers will suffer depression at some point in their careers.

Too Much Free Time

Curious Chicagoan Branden Dixon, 27, earned himself two counts of felony disorderly conduct after making two fake 911 calls, the Chicago Tribune reports. "Police said Dixon made the calls on his cell phone because he wanted to watch officers respond to emergencies," the paper says. Dixon might be the only American man who does not watch enough reality television.

No Sun in These Times for 40

The Chicago Sun-Times announced plans today to cut 35 union and five non-union newsroom jobs. Meanwhile, the paper reports that the nation's jobless rate has climbed to five percent. Um, Crappy New Year ...

What are You Getting From the Doctor?

According to a recent U of C study, 48% of Chicago doctors surveyed gave placebos to patients. Only 12% were against the practice.

Need a Thesis Topic for Your PhD?

Here's a potential lead: According to Crain's 2008 Book of Lists, Chicagoans of "mixed race" use their cell phones more than any other demographic group (putting in 1,469 minutes per month), followed by blacks (1,365), Asian/Pacific Islanders (1,171) and whites (638). Local Native Americans use their cell phones least, at 243 minutes (oh, and thank Telephia for the stats). Anyone have any theories? Well, come back with some research results for us in 2010 or thereabouts, m'kay?

Murder Rates Down

As expected, with 442 murders recorded in 2007, Chicago's homicide tally is at its lowest in 40 years. That's good...right?

New Year, Same Old CTA Funding Problems

"Attend more special sessions of the General Assembly" was apparently not on many Illinois lawmakers' 2008 resolutions lists. Due to sparse attendance at yesterday's meetings, little progress has been made to solve the CTA's funding troubles, and unless something happens soon transit riders will once again have to worry about major service cuts.

Someone Isn't Paying Attention at Work

I've been fighting making this post, but I must acquiesce. It seems the gold rally and the Chicago Board of Trade's rising wheat, corn and other commodity prices have something do to with a man's mugshot.

Bush Headed to Chicago

President Bush is slated to appear in Chicago on Monday to celebrate the anniversary of his No Child Left Behind Act. Why Chicago? "Pizza?", suggested his press secretary.

TB Risk Includes Chicago

Been on a plane from India to Chicago recently? You might want to give the Center for Disease Control a call. A California woman infected with a drug-resistant strain of the virus flew on a plane here before heading on to San Francisco. The CDC is seeking passengers who may have been exposed.

Time Bandit vs. Miss Piggy

Have you ever wanted to know how bank robbers get named? In Chicago, look to the FBI's Ross Rice.

No Wigs for You

Chicago-based retailer Club Libby Lu -- purveyors of Princess Gifts, Charmettes, Sparkle Spas and other beautacular things -- recently sponsored a contest in which the winner received tickets to a Hannah Montana concert in Albany, N.Y. and a blonde Montana wig. Now, Club L.L. might take the prizes away from the winner, who allegedly cheated her way to victory by writing a fake essay about her dad dying in Iraq.

Peacing Out in '07

The Associated Press reports that Chicago's homicide rate was the lowest in 2007 that it's been since 1965, with 435 murders recorded through Dec. 26. Good work, everybody!

A Public Housing Museum?

Efforts to create the Public Housing Museum on the West Side are gaining ground but still require more than $13 million.

Local Pakistanis Mourn Bhutto

"She was the only hope for democracy," said local cab driver Syed Raza. Bhutto spoke at the University of Chicago in 2000.

Salvia Divinorum Legal until the New Year

As of January 1st, Illinois law will ban the possession and sale of the herb Salvia Divinorum. Reportedly, the plant can cause hallucinations within seconds after it's smoked, licked or chewed. The penalties for possession or sales will be akin to those for heroin or LSD.

Charges Filed in TV Station Crash

Gerald Richardson, the driver of the minivan that struck the WLS studio, has been ticketed and charged with felony criminal damage.

"Year of the Blog"

Chicago News-Star picks the top 10 local news stories of 2007. Number 10: the rise of the neighborhood blogs.

Photo No No

Jean Johnson was in court dealing with a probation violation when she took four photos of R. Kelly on her phone's camera. What happened next? Jail time.

Bring Your Own Bottle

Chicago's new bottled water tax goes into effect in January, so get ready for "a black market for water" and other doom and gloom. I suppose that means you should also probably prepare for Waterworld.

Get Those Chairs Off the Street

The Department of Streets and Sanitation wishes that you wouldn't use your crappy furniture to claim a post-snowstorm parking spot, but if you insist on calling dibs they will be "tolerant of it." Hmm. However, the city's patience has worn out today and they will be removing any placeholders still remaining on the streets.

Tribute to Pigeon Man of Lincoln Square

Barbara Mahany, the author of the profile of Joseph Zeman that was found on him the day he was killed, wrote a heartfelt tribute.

The People in Your Neighborhood

An interesting story in he Trib contains both the best mug shot and most pointless crime in recent Chicago history. IMHO anyway.

R. Kelly's Bad Luck, Part 43

R. Kelly missed his court date in Chicago today. Was he trapped in the closet? No: Heavy snowfalls in Utah -- where his tour bus was passing through -- plus trouble from the authorities hindered his traveling progress. He'll be back in town in time for his show at the United Center on Friday, Dec. 21.

All He Wanted For Christmas...

A generous dentist in Geneva, Ill. has given Bears legend William "The Refrigerator" Perry a new set of choppers. Seeing as how he's even bigger than he was in the 1985 Super Bowl season, the fact that he somehow managed to scarf down food without them makes him all the more legendary.

Work for a Home

In a significant policy change, most adult CHA residents will be required to work or attend school at least 15 hours a week to remain eligible for housing. Further expansion of the plan may include Section 8 users. I can't wait to see what Residents' Journal has to say about the change.

Gas Crisis? What Gas Crisis?

AAA Chicago predicts there will be an increase in holiday traveling this season, despite "unprecedented" gas prices.

Our Skies Being a Little Too Friendly

The FAA says it wasn't a near miss but for the third time in a little over a month two planes flew closer to each other than regulation allows in Chicagoland airspace.

A Haven for Criminals!

In a warning to artists and other small businesses throughout the city, 30 tenants of the Fine Arts Building were issued $200 fines for not possessing a business license. The licenses cost $225 for a two-year period.

Chicago's Very Own Grinch

Hundreds of donated presents intended for needy children were stolen from a church on the South Side. Thanks to the Christmas Spirit, many presents have already been replaced. You can help, too: Mail or bring donations to the Sanctuary Family Worship Center, 711 W. 120th St.

Move Over, Virginia - O'Hare is for Lovers, Too

A new study sponsored by AXE (a male grooming brand) finds that flight delays can lead to romantic connections. Thanks to its poor on-time percentage, O'Hare places a respectable 13th on the list of major US airports; Midway limps in at number 31. The best matchmaker? Philadelphia International Airport. Start rearranging your connecting airports, people.

Monday Won't be as Bad as We Thought

In the next step in the highly choreographed Doomsday Dance, CTA workers agreed to call off a one-day action Sunday and Monday at the request of religious leaders.

Closing In?

Add Chris Kelly and Abdelhamid Chaib to the list of Gov. Blagojevich associates who have been indicted by the feds.

Shedd Aquarium Artists in Residence

Precocious 4-year-olds, your 15 minutes of fame are up. The Shedd Aquarium sea lions are here, and they're feeling artsy.

LeBeouf in the Clear

Walgreens has dropped trespassing charges against actor Shia LeBeouf stemming from a 2:30 a.m. Nov. 4 incident at their Michigan Ave. store.

In Your Face, "Quixotic"!

Congratulations "w00t"! Your blending of "whimsy and new technology" has earned you the title of Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year for 2007.

Adoption Countdown

A Chicago couple are among the thousands of U.S. families hoping to complete their adoption of Guatemalan children before the end of the year, when new laws that would clamp down on the "exodus" are slated to take effect.

Judge Cuts Black Some Slack

Ex-Sun-Times boss Conrad Black gets a break from the judge and will serve 6 1/2 years in prison for fraud, rather than the maximum 24 to 30 years.

Ho, Ho, Ho

In a case of automatic content filtering gone mad, the Trib's comment approval system prohibited posting comments using the word "ho" in a piece highlighting the controversy over Santa's trademark phrase.

Man Arrested in Franklin Murder

Reginald Potts Jr., a former boyfriend of pharmaceutical sales rep Nailah Franklin, has been charged with her September murder. Potts had been a suspect from the beginning, as Franklin had filed a police report about receiving threats from him one week before her murder.

Grammy Nominators Like Kanye and Common

A big day for Chicagoans Kanye West and Common: West was nominated for eight Grammy awards, Common for three.

Shovels at the Ready

Hope you like snow, 'cuz there's more on the way.

Barack Obama's Elementary School Ambitions

Presidential hopefuls beware: what you did as a 5-year-old may come back to haunt you. The Clinton campaign is waging an attack on Sen. Barack Obama's credibility based on an essay he wrote in kindergarten titled, "I Want to be a President." They also tracked down a second essay with a similar title that Obama wrote in third grade. No word yet on how many times he was sent to the corner for not playing well with others.

Don't Eat the Ice

A Sun-Times investigation revealed that the ice cubes at some Chicago area fast food and casual dining establishments were holding a dirty little secret: high levels of coliform bacteria. Several of the restaurants identified in the study as the worst offenders have responded here.

So Which is Positive?

The Field Museum is now using color-changing badges which they describe as "like a pregnancy test but without the anxiety."

Where's the Kiss and Fly?

Parking rates at O'Hare and Midway airports are moving on up as of tomorrow. You'll feel the biggest hurt parking in the international lot at O'Hare, where the daily rate leaps from $30 to $50 per day. Other increases are more modest, unless you roll big and valet, which will run you $45 (as opposed to $32). All this plus proposed city and county tax hikes? 'Tis the season!

Talking About the New Kid on the Block

Our guy on the inside of the CPD, Second City Cop, has an interesting discussion going with the many anonymous posters (all of whom are obviously his coworkers) on his site about the appointment of Jody Weis as the new Chicago Police superintendent.

Are You Sure You Want The Drugs Sent to Your Office?

Yes. What could go wrong?

Henry Hyde is Dead

Former Representative Henry Hyde, the suburban Republican who steered the impeachment proceedings against President Clinton and championed government restrictions on the funding of abortions, died this morning. Politics aside, he did pretty good for himself -- he lived until he was old, and last month the President of the United States gave him a medal.

Name Shedd's Baby Whale

The Shedd Aquarium and NBC5 are running another one of those "name the new baby animal" contests right now; this time, it's a three-month-old beluga calf. You can vote right now from a list of 10 finalist names, and then on December 10 the public will choose from among the top 5 vote-getters, with the winning name to be revealed on December 21. Note to the Shedd: "Mister Splashy Pants" appears to be a popular whale name this year.

Genghis Blues

Highland Parker Maury Kravitz has spent the last 15 years and over $3 million in search of Genghis Khan's tomb. He's convinced that he's close and is looking to go back as soon as he can raise another $250,000 and collect some sophisticated metal-detecting equipment.

Recruiting the Next Generation

Chicago's In These Times reports on a training session for military recruiters about how to speak the language of the Millennial generation.

Bluegill Debacle = Pinkie Sacrifice

The emperor of Japan recently publicly apologize for the scourge of bluegills which have killed native species; the fish were a gift from Mayor Richard J. Daley 50 years ago. John Kass thinks the current Mayor Daley should do the honorable thing.

Considering a New Career Path?

A mere 12 days after the latest near-miss of two planes near Chicago, Lewis University announced Tuesday in timely fashion that it will be the first Illinois school to offer an air-traffic controller degree. What a great job: "marked by high stress levels, bad work hours, little glory and the fear never far from a controller's thoughts that one mistake could kill a lot of people."

Phantom Feelings

Researchers at the Rehabilitation Institute of Chicago have found a way to give the sensation of touch to people with prosthetic limbs.

Vote Early, Vote Often

Bust out the party hats and dust off the Robert's Rules: it's special election time! Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert left Congress yesterday before the end of his term, blaming a lack of bipartisanship in the Democratically controlled House. One possible scenario has the public voting twice on the same ballot Feb. 5 to both select an interim replacement and nominate a permanent successor. It's up to the Guv, who has five days in which to schedule the special election.

Throw Away the Key

Jeanette Sliwinski, the former model who killed musicians Douglas Meis, John Glick and Michael Dahlquist in a botched 2005 suicide attempt, was sentenced to a paltry eight years in jail today for her crime, which could be shortened if she is released early for good behavior credits.

Ad Nauseum News

The best part about today's news that Oprah will campaign with Obama is that the same AP story is the top headline under three separate categories on the Sun-Times website: Politics, Elections, and Barack Obama. If only Oprah had her own category, too.

How Green is Your Alley

Apparently Chicago plans to surface new alleys with a porous concrete that will actually filter clean water back into the water table. If only we had a public transportation system that actually worked.... Or maybe recycling. That'd be neat.

RIP, John Drury

Chicago ABC newscaster John Drury passed away on Sunday at the age of 80 after a three-year battle with ALS.

More Fuel for Conspiracy

Chicago takes the stage in the latest twist in the JFK assassination.

The Night Before Thanksgiving? Naturally.

The National Weather Service has issued a snow advisory for the Chicagoland area, calling for snow and 30mph winds. The advisory will go into effect at 5 p.m., and last roughly until Great Aunt Hettie starts complaining about her corns.

Kindling Chicago

Perhaps you've heard about Kindle, Amazon's new "wireless reading device?" One of the things you can do with it is read blogs, including a bunch of Chicago-related ones (although not us yet, dammit). Click "more" to see a list.


Blog-A-Bulls
Windy City Gridiron
Metroblogging Chicago
Apartment Therapy Chicago
South Side Sox
Bleed Cubby Blue
Blogs cost $0.99 to $1.99 for an annual monthly subscription. According to BoingBoing Gadgets, you can browse the web for free -- which means you can still read GB on it, just not via RSS.

All By Myself...

It's lonely for Cook County President Todd Stroger's proposed tripling of the sales tax. At a press conference meant to show support for Stroger's 2008 budget proposal, State's Attorney Richard Devine (among others) declined to wrap an arm around the tax hike and smile for the cameras. "I think the public has a concern about a tax scheme that puts into the coffers more revenues than are necessary to balance the budget, " Devine said. A vote on the budget is due Nov. 30.

Chicago is Incompletely Dangerous

Seems that lots of mayors and fed types are upset about an inflammatory report listing the nation's most dangerous cities. Many question the report's methodology and motives, since they use data borrowed from the FBI and charge 50 bucks for the complete report. The study excluded Chicago because of "incomplete data." Hard to imagine anyone thinking that Chicago was lacking in crime data.

Lutheran Lesbian Ordained Sans Celibacy

Jen Rude, a lesbian who refuses to take a vow of celibacy, has been ordained by a Lutheran church in Chicago. It comes about as a test of a new resolution that gives bishops room to discipline or not, such actions. Wayne Miller, Chicago's bishop, said, "My goal is to keep people in the conversation, and I do not see this as an issue that should be dividing the church."

WWII Still with Us

Osyp Firishchak, a Chicagoan who was born in the Ukraine and served in the Ukrainian Auxiliary Police during WWII, has been ordered to be deported.

Impropriety Taxes

As if it weren't enough fun to learn of Daley's record frontal property tax hike this week, his stealth TIF budget likewise has broken half a billion dollars.

Um, How Would We Know?

The local transit union that represents CTA workers is threatening a work slowdown (among other unspecified "job actions") if legislators keep dragging their feet on finalizing the union's pension and health care programs that expire on December 31. A CTA work slowdown... it's the joke that writes itself.

Another Doomsday?

Um, you might want to keep your bike by the front door. The latest meeting involving House Speaker Michael Madigan and Gov. Rod Blagojevch concerning, among other things, CTA funding descended into "nonproductive shouting, threats and allegations."

Hut 1, Hut 2, (Tax) Hike...

The City Council just OKd Mayor Daley's $5.9 billion budget. In addition to the largest property tax increase in Daley's reign, it also includes new taxes on everyday items including bottled water, beer and DVD rentals, which pretty much means the average Saturday night will cost a little more.

Four Chicago Organ Recipients Infected with HIV

The transplants, which occurred in January, mark the first such transmission in over 20 years.

The Price of Freedom

Freedom of speech means we sometimes have to hear things we would rather not. It also means websites that promote hate see US servers as a refuge. Unfortunately, as the Trib illustrates, many of these sites have ties to Chicago.

From the Department of Heartbreaking Stories Involving Pets

The home of a Wicker Park couple was burglarized last week. Among the stolen items were several plasma televisions, a heap of DVDs, clothing...and the family's dog, a two year-old shih tzu named Moo Moo who has respiratory problems that require constant medication. Moo Moo's owners, Roseanne and Michael Denigris, are offering a $5,000 reward for the safe, no-questions-asked return of the dog.

A Higher Order

Our very own Cardinal George may be in line for a big promotion.

Flying In Fast

According to New York magazine, the fastest flight from NYC to CHI is on ATA from Laguardia to Midway. The worst? Kennedy to O'Hare on Delta.

What Will the Drugs and Rock 'n Roll Issues be Like?

Loyola students convened on Thursday to discuss the latest issue of Diminuendo, a student literary publication. Campus administrators pulled Diminuendo from campus racks this fall, apparently because of the publication's front and back cover.

Teen Sex in the WSJ

The Midwest Teen Sex Show, a sex-ed video podcast, got some attention from the Wall Street Journal today. The show is regularly in the top-10 in iTunes' Health section.

More Police Brutality

The Chi-Town Daily News reports that several police officers beat a teenager's head into a pole while breaking up a group of loiterers at Truman College.

More Like Camp Poundcake

A peek inside the federal prison camp that will house former Governor George Ryan reveals cooking classes and high-tech fitness equipment. Still, Ryan will share a "Spartan barracks-like bunk room and single toilet" with two other inmates, and will work for $.12 an hour as a cook or groundskeeper. Sounds just like SONA.

Grandma Gone Wild

The Chicago Police Department is investigating the level of force used in an incident where an officer subdued an 82-year-old woman with a Taser. The woman, Lillian Fletcher, was reported to be wildly swinging a hammer when officers arrived on the scene. Worried that Fletcher might harm them or harm herself, the officers took her down with 50,000 volts of electricity. Fletcher, whose schizophrenia may have contributed to her actions, was rushed to the hospital but has since been released.

Chicago {hearts} Caffeine

Chicagoans like their lattes maybe a little too much, according to a new poll that puts us at the top of the list for per capita caffeine consumption. Strangely enough, the rest of the top five were sunny, warm climes including Tampa, Miami, Phoenix and Atlanta. None of those cities ever had to deal with dark, cold Chicago winters. Who needs a mocha?

He Did the Crime, Now He Must Do the Time

After several failed attempts to overturn his 6 1/2 year jail sentence, former Illinois governor George Ryan must report to prison in Oxford, Wisconsin by 5pm tomorrow.

Mayor's Revised 2008 Budget Includes Recycling Program Delay

Residents who have been waiting for the long-promised replacement to the city's blue-bag recycling program might be waiting even longer. The mayor's revised 2008 budget calls for delaying the distribution of the garbage container style blue carts until July 1. The delay would save the city $2.4 million, but it remains unclear how many of the proposed 131,000 residences earmarked to receive the carts in 2008 will actually see them.

Bye Bye Betsy

The Lincoln Park Zoo lost a long-standing resident this weekend. Betsy the Harbor Seal died of cardiac arrest after exploratory surgery to scope out some abnormalities and determine the cause of her reduced appetite in the last few months. Betsy was 36 and had been at the zoo since 1972.

Bucket o' Bits

Apparently puppies aren't the only things getting stolen: a local server co-location company has had one of its centers robbed four times in the past two years, with the culprits escaping with sensitive data and equipment running into the six figures. (Thanks, Kevin!)

Bucket o' Pups

A South Side pet shop was burglarized over the weekend; the only things taken were 17 puppies, stuffed into the store's garbage cans. But the pups cost up to $1,000 apiece, so the total lost was in the $10,000-15,000 range.

Frugal(?) Traveler Visits Us

In today's New York Times Travel section, writer Matt Gross raves about how he spent so little cash during a recent visit to Chicago. Gross received $500 to live on during his Windy City weekend -- in his words, a "meager budget" -- and spent $370.16, mainly on taxi rides, dinner at May Street Market, and lodging at the J. Ira and Nicki Harris Family Hostel. Overall, Gross doesn't seem very frugal -- $16 for breakfast? However, he does deserve props for coining the phrase, "unctuous sausage."

A Useful Message from the CTA

A pitiful email from CTA President Ron Huberman with the subject line "Please Prepare for Next Week" appeared in my inbox tonight. "I ask that you take the time to prepare for next week's commute," he begged me, asking that I review the service cuts and fare increases expected to begin this Sunday and create a new transit plan, if needed. Given the media blackout on this topic, I'm grateful for the update. Someone get that guy a copy of this book!

Fat, But Not Lazy

Chicago's been at or near the top of Men's Fitness magazine's fattest-cities list for several years running, but just because we're overweight doesn't necessarily mean that we're shiftless. Forbes magazine's newly released list of America's laziest cities does not include our fair city among its top 20. According to Forbes, citizens of Memphis and New Orleans watch the most TV and move the least.

Even Shatner Couldn't Get a Better Deal

After honeymooning at The Palmer House in 1947, a couple from Milwaukee saved their receipt, and returned this past weekend to take advantage of a special offer: they slept in the penthouse suite once again, for the original $10/night rate. (Thanks, Dan!)

Meet Emmanuelle Haïm

Emmanuelle Haïm, the Lyric Opera's first female conductor, will conduct Julius Caesar [pdf] starting on November 2. Listen to a podcast interview with her [mp3] for additional information.

Next Time, Just Politely Ask the Opossum to Leave Your Yard

The city Department of Animal Control will no longer distribute animal traps to residents in need of a (non-emergency) way to catch feral cats, bats, opossums or racoons that are taking up space on their property.

Rossville's Got 99 Problems, But a Witch Shouldn't Be One

When Witch School International set up shop in Rossville, a struggling southern Illinois town, not everyone was excited about the economic jolt.

Boxers on the Loose!

Two boxers from Uganda and one from Armenia who are in town for the World Boxing Championships at UIC have disappeared, but no one is sending out a search party for them; the men voluntarily skipped out on the boxing competition to see friends and travel.

The Invisible Blue Line

A federal judge said nix to the 28 aldermen who requested the names of the 662 officers with more than 10 complaints of abuse filed against them. Our mayor said the cops have a right to privacy.

CTA Employee Arrested for Credit Card Theft

Miranda Smith, a Chicago Transit Authority customer service employee, was charged with felony identity theft after she stole at least five credit card numbers of customers who called in to CTA to buy products. Smith was caught when a customer noticed unauthorized charges on their card and alerted authorities. Second City Cop has an interesting story about the reported effort by CTA to cover up the theft.

2007 Chicago Innovation Awards

The Chicago Innovation Awards -- which aim to "recognize, educate, and inspire" while promoting the efforts of Chicago-area individuals, organizations, and companies -- announced their 2007 winners yesterday. Among the honorees: The Goodman Theater, Radio Flyer, Experiencia Immersive Learning Center, Abbott Laboratories, and the City of Chicago.

Local Fake ID Industry Gets Shot in the Arm from DMV

Get ready for a new take on your driver's license-- they're being redesigned to make it harder to produce fake IDs. New features: two pictures instead of one, birth date in two places, and graphics that are hard to duplicate.

Harold Washington Housekeeper Dead at 102

Lillian Moseley, housekeeper to two generations of former Mayor Harold Washington's family, is dead at 102. She also worked in the home of late U.S. District Court Judge Abraham Lincoln Marovitz. Her secret? "Always doing the right thing in life."

The Little Sydney that Could

When you get a little glum about Chicago's shaky and possibly third-place contention for the 2016 Summer Olympics, think about Sydney, which was in the same boat when they were chosen for the gig in 2000 and pulled off a nearly problem-free event.

Off the Hook?

It's still only conjecture, albeit from well placed sources, but Secondcitycop received a tip that charges against former SOS cop Jerome Finnigan related to a murder for hire plot will be dropped.

CTA Cares, Eight Hours Later

A weird, unnecessary email appeared in my inbox at 12:29 a.m. Friday morning from the CTA warning me of Thursday's late-afternoon storms, advising me to "allow for extra travel time on CTA service this evening." Thanks for the timely warning, folks.

Trial Begins in 2005 Deaths of Local Musicians

Opening statements were made yesterday in the case of Jeanette Sliwinski, the Skokie woman whose suicide attempt in July 2005 took the lives of three local musicians. Michael Dahlquist, John Glick and Douglas Meis were killed instantly when Sliwinski's car crashed into theirs at an intersection. Sliwinski is charged with three counts of first-degree murder. The former model faces life in prison if convicted.

Does Gay Run in Your Family?

Are you gay? Is your brother gay? If so, there are a whole slew of researchers who want to sample your DNA. Not like that, silly! They're looking for a gay gene, or maybe even the set of genes that combine with environment to determine a man's sexuality. Which leads to a variety of problems and solutions. Lesbians need not apply for this study. Apparently you're genes are different enough to merit separate research. Someday.

Mag Mile: One of America's Best Streets

The American Planning Association has included North Michigan Avenue on their list of the Top 10 Streets in America!

U. of C. Gets Another Nobel for Economics

Roger B. Myerson joined the pantheon of University of Chicago Nobel laureates this morning by sharing this year's prize in economics for work in mechanism design theory. More explanation here or just try it yourself.

Out of the Car

The good news we've heard about the police lately makes this tale of alleged excessive force all the more disappointing.

20,000

Speaking of going missing, the Sun-Times is about to start a series about the 20,000 people who go missing every year in Chicago. And this just in: the body with missing feet was found.

A Cemetery Resurfaces

Up near Harvard, a family cemetery lost since the 1880s was recently discovered in the Alden Sedge Meadow nature preserve.

We're So Street

Google Maps Street View comes to Chicago. The Tribune waxes about the privacy issues that come with it.

It's Not Junk ... It's Art!

If you find yourself at California and 21st, look around! You're right near Little Village's own Museum of Objects Left on the Sidewalk. It's a mini museum from artist Rebecca Wolfram. Some objects left at her outdoor museum include a dead frog, shoes, coat hanger sculptures and lots of other odds and ends. Says columnist Tom McNamee, "If Wolfram tried this in, say, Kenilworth, they'd call the police on her -- and you people in Kenilworth know that's true."

City Body Count Rising

Five dead, two wounded Now six dead on a hot and bloody October Saturday.

Blame it on Rio

With all the kerfuffle about the possibility of Chicago hosting the 2016 Olympics, you'd scoff at the idea that Chicago is actually viewed by United States Olympic Committee brass as the third- or fourth-place candidate for the job, right? According to Peter Ueberroth of the USOC, Rio de Janiero is considered the leading applicant at this point.

Hug Ban Redux

Oak Park principal Victoria Sharts clarifies her position on hugging, after the story on her ban on group hugs (which are apparently causing logjams in her school's hallways) was picked up by the media and misreported as a total ban on hugs. Uh, not that we had anything to do with that...

What? No Hug?

The principal of Percy Julian Middle School in Oak Park has banned hugging, claiming that students are regularly late for class and crowding the hallways by forming "hug lines." Damn kids and their freaky hippie sex practices!

He Produces, Directs, Acts, Raps...

While the season opener of Saturday Night Live this past weekend delivered another funny digital short, the finest sketch of the night was about local export (and SNL musical guest) Kanye West's visit to BET's 106 and Park to discuss his award show tantrums of late. To watch Kanye's music performances, click here and here.

City Surveillance Expansion

Chicago will soon pilot camera and analysis technology from IBM that will automatically detect everything from license plates to backpacks left on the street. Bonus quote from the article: "Studies have shown people fall asleep."

Top Toll Violaters Outed

If you had $80,695 in your "The Amount Owed by the Top Illinois Toll Violators" office pool, take a bow! It's Marcel Medek and Andrea Zemankova who are sitting in the driver's seat on this one. FYI: new Illinois laws escalate the fines for missed tolls to $70 each.

Stop... Hammer Time!

Oak Lawn decided to get distracted drivers' attention by having a little fun with their stop signs.

Metra "Sabotage"?

The FBI is investigating the removal of a dozen spikes from Metra tracks near 100th Street and the Bishop Ford.

Nailah Franklin Somebody Found Dead

Today's news reported that a body was found in a wooded area in Calumet City. The body has now been confirmed by ABC 7 as Nialah Franklin. The body is being checked to determine if it's that of Chicago woman Nailah Franklin, who was reported missing last week. Her car had been abandoned nearby.

Batman's Not the Only Show on Wacker Drive

Yesterday Motorola sent people on a cruise, the L and even in cars speeding at 50mph along a 1.5 mile stretch of the Chicago River. Why? To demonstrate their new WiMAX product to the press and attendees of WiMAX World. Here's the press release, if you're looking for more detail.

That's Not Play Money

In the battle over the possible relocation of the Children's Museum to Grant Park rages on, there's a factor that's gone unmentioned: the money. The museum stands to receive more than $1 million in subsidies if it's on park grounds, reports Crain's.

Ain't That a Kick in the, uh, Head?

The Trib's public editor explains why they pulled the September 14 "Get Fuzzy" comic. "We don't allow our own reporters to write vulgarities, double-entendres or untruths, even in jest," said associate managing editor for features Geoff Brown. Confine all groin injury references to the sports section, folks!

University Village Woman is Missing

Nailah Franklin, a 28-year-old pharmaceutical representative living in University Village, was last heard from about 8:15 p.m. Tuesday when she sent a text message to her boyfriend. Her car and computer equipment are also missing. Ms. Franklin had recently complained to police about receiving telephone threats, which adds to the anxiety over her whereabouts. Click here for more information.

Chicago Olympics Logo Re-Ignited

The City has unveiled it's new Olympics logo, which uses a star from the Chicago flag (yeah, we like that idea around here) in the center of a seemingly torch-like range of colors. I wonder how this is all that different from Chicago's last entry which was disqualified due to the IOC's rules against using official images of the Olympics by bidding cities.

12.8% Mortgage

The Chicago Reporter finds that the Chicago metropolitan area leads the nation in high-cost loans. The story is receiving serious attention and will be featured locally tomorrow on Eight Forty-Eight and the Cliff Kelley Show.

7 Bids for the Olympics

Well, now we know who our competition is. And the local press is already giving Chicago the lead.

Yachters vs. Hip Hop?

Local yachters want the Park District to do something about cursing by musical acts at Northerly Island and they're naming names: Snoop Dogg and Wu-Tang Clan, among others. On September 2, boaters protested a Snoop Dogg show by blasting their horns from Burnham Harbor. Clear Channel, which books the concerts at Northerly, has been asked by the Park District "to be careful" about the groups it brings there.

I'll Catch Yer Dog Fer Ya

Surfboard goes in the lake, surfer goes in the lake. Dog's in the lake... Our dog... Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies... Well done, Mr. Smolenski and Mr. Riopelle.

Tequila Mockingbird Update

The Sun-Times has a story on seriously injured Windy City Roller Derby skater Tequila Mockingbird (aka Tahirah Johnson). Her proclamation: "I will walk again."

Bailout En Route

At this point, we all deserve a "I Survived the Annual CTA Funding Dog and Pony Show" t-shirt: Governor Blagojevich will soon announce a temporary infusion of funds to the CTA to avoid the drastic service cuts and fare increases that were to take effect this weekend.

Looks Like Fitty Needs a New Gig

Early reports are showing that Kanye West's new album, Graduation, is outselling Fifty Cent's Curtis in a same-day release showdown that Fifty briefly boasted he would win, threatening his retirement in case he lost. Kanye needs the self-esteem boost, given his completely childish meltdown at the VMAs this past weekend over getting snubbed (again) for award wins.

From the Department of Irate Customers

A suburban man unknowingly recently racked up a $4,800 phone bill for his family's three iPhones while on an overseas vacation. Apparently he didn't read the terms and conditions document, which clocks in at over 6,000 words in length; it would have told him to leave the gadgets at home to avoid international roaming charges, which are accrued even if the device is off.

Family guilty

All 5 of the defendants in the Family Secrets trial are guilty.

The Kids Are Alright

A group of Glenview teens are credited with rescuing a woman from her car just seconds before two Amtrak trains demolished it on Saturday night. The teens were behind the woman's car, which was stopped on railroad tracks. "I saw the train lights coming and I said, 'This is a big problem," he told CNN.

More on Hans Peterson

Kevin Guilfoile posts more of his research on murderer Hans Peterson on The Outfit Collective blog.

Gangster Paradise

Mark Konkol, with the help of Sun Times "Mob know-it-alls" Steve Warmbir and Tim Novak, created a map of Chicago sites relevant to the ongoing "Family Secrets" trial. If you're more inclined to seek out the original gangsters, look here and here.

Apple Store ... in Flames!

Following Apple's iPhone price drop, a band of furious early adopters looted the Michigan Avenue Apple Store -- or so this article jests. Perhaps that's why Apple's handing out cash.

The Face of Cornbleet's Killer

Author Kevin Guilfoile has been writing about the case of Dr. David Cornbleet, the dermatologist who was killed in his Loop office. Until now, nobody seemed to have a recent photo of Hans Peterson, the man who confessed to the murder and who took refuge in the French Territory of St. Martin, where he has avoided extradition. Guilfoile believes he's found one.

Thieving Employees at Cheetah!

People were talking this morning about today's abrupt closing of all three locations (Edgewater, Wicker Park, and Andersonville) of the local fitness chain Cheetah Gym with no explanation or reopening date. A message that briefly appeared on their website said "Cheetah Gym has been closed due to employee theft and graft," mostly at their Wicker Park location. The losses are apparently too severe to continue business, and all locations remain closed. Owner David Wilshire apparently fired a great deal of employees, and advises members to contact their banks for fraud protection services in light of the crime. I need to go call my bank now!

Now It's Official

You may have thought it was a done deal, but today Chicago was formally made the United States' nominee for the 2016 Olympics host city.

Where's Our WiFi?

Wired puts the recent failure of Chicago's municipal wifi plans into national perspective. (Thanks, Matt!)

15 Dead in Chicago

The numbers are still coming in, but apparently a total of 15 people were killed in violence over the long holiday weekend. Highlighting the body count is an ambush at a funeral. The cops weigh in over here, mostly with mock support of the tactics of Cease Fire, the group which last week lost lots of Illinois funding, in part because of allegations of misappropriation of funds.

Dean Kamen Vindicated

Segway cop chases down shooting suspect.

Shut Up and Drive

You may not be aware of it—and according to my personal unscientific highway survey yesterday, many people obviously aren't—but Chicago has a ban on driving while talking on and holding your cell. Best hope Officer Ramon Solidum doesn't catch you at it. And, by the by, if you're under 19 and driving in Illinois, you better not be driving and talking at all.

Block 37 Over Budget

The Block 37 project is millions over budget, to the surprise of nobody. Crain's reports that the city is now in talks with the same firm that leased the Skyway to privatize the CTA station below the block.

News About the Other Mafia

The Trib profiled the Chicago Craft Mafia in today's paper, including GB's own Cinnamon Cooper. The article offers a bunch of tips for just-starting crafters toward the end.

Florence Scala, 1918-2007

Sad news being reported today that community activist Florence Scala passed away yesterday at the age of 88. Read more here, here and here.

Hef is Your Friend

Speaking of skin, Playboy has created a (non-nude) social network for colleges. Playboy U harks back to the good ole days of Facebook: a .edu address is required to join.

Virginia Is for Gangstas

The state of Virginia's tourism agency is striking out certain images from its latest Virginia Is for Lovers campaign, "Live Passionately." Why? Because the models are making a heart symbol similar to a gang sign usually flashed by the Chicago-based Gangster Disciples (also, Japanese schoolgirls... but apparently that's beside the point). A slightly creepify before and after image from the campaign can be seen here. Yep, that's gangbanger behavior if ever I saw it.

Justice for Murdered Dermatologist

A suspect has been arrested in the murder of David Cornbleet, a dermatologist who was murdered last October in his downtown office.

How Many Homeless People Live Downtown?

A controversial city census says that there are only 24 homeless people that live downtown.

Lollapalooza Shenanigans

Apparently everything was going swimmingly for Pearl Jam at an AT&T site that carried their Lollapalooza set until Vedder sang "George Bush, leave this world alone" and "George Bush, find yourself another home." AT&T swears it's a mistake, but Pearl Jam's now asking for other examples of artist political censorship from the company.

Keep on Sheetrockin' in the Free World

Calling all drywallers: are you sick and tired of not getting the spotlight for your craft? Here's your chance for glory and a $5,000 prize through the "The Best of the Best Drywaller" competition, sponsored by USG, the folks who make Sheetrock. Qualifying bouts are currently being held at hardware stores all over the city, with the selection of the top drywaller taking place from 1pm to 5pm on August 19 at Harrison Park, 1824 South Wood.

Bloggers of the World... Unite?

Should bloggers unionize?

J Crew Sweater: Corner of N Clark and W Belden

Lauri Apple's FoundClothing -- which is about, well, the clothes she finds on the street -- got a nice boost in yesterday's Trib.

Carpentersville: the New Waukegan

Alex Kotlowitz penned a very troubling article in today's New York Times Magazine that documents the growing tensions between suburban Carpentersville's "native" folks and its growing Hispanic immigrant community, which accounts for an estimated 40% of its population. Kotlowitz follows the successful efforts of two city Board of Trustees (who dub themselves "The All-American Team") to make English the official language of the city, which unravels a whole mess of legal and cultural problems along the way.

Self-Described Pedophile Boards Plane for Chicago

Not sure what Chicago-based television show this guy is going to be on, but the AP reports that Jack McClellan, a California man who says he is attracted to young girls but doesn't actually molest them, was issued a restraining order yesterday to stay at least 30 feet away from every person under age 18 in California. Only problem? He was served the order after boarding a flight to Chicago for a TV appearance.

Chicago, City of Bridges

Let the fear mongering begin.

Police Now Link 4 Lakeview Attacks

Police are now connecting four assaults that have occurred since April in the Lakeview neighborhood due to similar descriptions of the assailant. These four, however, are not believed to be connected to Sunday's sexual assault on the 3700 block of North Lakewood.

The city and the 44th Ward alderman's office are currently adding more lighting to the area, but obviously, this will not completely eliminate the risk of walking alone at night. Free safety seminars will be offered by the area police and the 44th and 43rd Wards alderman's offices on Thursday and next Wednesday (details).

If I Had a Million Dollars...

Guy goes to a bar and a Miller Beer promo girl hands him a game ticket. It says, "Nobody Knows I... Just won a million dollars." Guy gets excited -- and Miller Girl takes the ticket away. Guy starts talking to a lawyer.

Here Comes Peter Cottontail, Hopping Down the Wabash Trail

Have you noticed the abundance of bunnies in the area? The Trib's Colleen Mastony explores why local Eastern cottontail rabbits are breeding like... Well, you know.

Bensenville "Ghost Town"

A Tribune article and corresponding video about the legal battles between Bensenville residents and Chicago over O'Hare expansion suggests visual artists could have a field day in the area.

Humanized! (and Gapers Block)

Tech Matters in the Sun-Times wrote a feature on Aza Raskin and his firm Humanized. (Along the way they mention our "popular online publication"...)

Another Kitchen Gets Busted for Critters

The Tribune reports that Navy Pier's Grand Ballroom has been temporarily closed for sanitation problems, the same kind their buddy to the west experienced this week as well; however, the Ballroom is expected to reopen as soon as those pesky fruit flies and mice are removed. Hmmm, that sounds nice.

Not Getting Better for Macy's

As if Macy's year of problems wasn't enough, a man fell from an interior balcony at the State Street location yesterday.

The Political Becomes Edible

A new Whole Foods store is scheduled to open today at the corner of Addison and Halsted, in the Center on Halsted building, which is a community center for GLBT persons. According to an article in the Tribune, the Center is happy to have Whole Foods as a tenant, as it will not only act as a grocery store, but will also serve as a vehicle for promoting the Center's activities. Sounds warm and fuzzy, right?

The article went creepy on me, however, when it started talking about how "mainstream corporate America is increasing its efforts to woo gay and lesbian consumers," and cited heaps of statistics and anecdotes about how placing a business in the GLBT community can be a gold mine. Positive attention for the new store also comes at a good time for Whole Foods, given their (anti-Union) CEO's internet adventures, which have gotten the attention of the Securities and Exchange Commission.

"Like a Big Family"

The Green Exchange, the proposed Logan Square environmental supercenter, is garnering serious national attention.

No, Really, I'm the Other David Nelson

Unlike airports in NYC, Washington, Miami, and Los Angeles, Chicago does not have an agent with the Terrorist Screening Center (TSC) at one of it's airports to help expedite clearing up mistakes/mismatches in the Terrorist Screening Data Base (and No Fly lists). Reportedly, over 500,000 names are in that database and almost 20,000 warnings were set off in 2006.

Gangs of Chicago

A new report co-authored by criminal justice analyst Judith Greene [pdf] claims that Chicago and LA are not only losing the war on gangs, but the policing methods currently in place might actually be strengthening gang allegiances.

Another First for Oak Park

Following its recent transgendered library fund, Oak Park is again on the forefront of GLBT issues in Illinois with their official support of state legislation that would establish civil unions for same-sex couples.

Complaint Box

A legal battle is being waged over the visibility of complaints lodged against Chicago cops. You can guess what the men and women of the force think of the issue.

They Know Parkour?

So, the Sun-Times of all places has an interview with local parkour kid Ando Cousins. Check out his take on this urban gymnastics/running/daredevil art form. And then learn more about Chicago parkour at this Ando-moderated site.

Where to Relocate To?

There's absolutely no good reason to ever leave Chicago, but if you must relocate nearby, Money magazine's Top 100 Towns (population < 50K) list includes 4 in Chicagoland. Lisle was ranked #20, Libertyville #52, Woodridge #61 and South Elgin was #82.

Cash Justice for Bad Hummus

Two of the 500+ people who got food poisoning from hummus served by Pars Cove restaurant at the Taste of Chicago are now suing the restaurant. One lawsuit asks for $30,000 in damages; the plaintiff admits that she didn't think the contamination was done deliberately, but that she was just "in the wrong place at the wrong time."

Copa. Copacabana.

Richard M and some city officials took a little trip to Rio. It wasn't for the music and laughter though, it was for, you know...research.

Critical Mass Closing Down?

The September 28 celebration of the 10th anniversary of Chicago's Critical Mass ride may also be the marking of its end, as reported in the Sun Times. The large draw of participants dedicated to showing the benefits of cycling is apparently causing more problems than displaying productive transit solutions; apparently no one likes a group of loud, drunk folks on bikes (but if you've seen a Critical Mass ride, you know that hardly describes the majority of riders). Before you start crying in despair, note that no formal plans have been made to shut down the ride, which is scheduled for the last Friday of every month at 5:30 p.m. in Daley Plaza.

Say Hello to 331

630 is pretty much used up, so west suburban Chicago is up for another area code, 331. This will make it nine area codes in the Chicago area, joining the existing 312, 773, 708, 630, 815, 847, 224 and 779.

Doris Thillens, Baseball Stadium Matriarch, Is Dead

Doris Thillens, widow of the late Mel G. Thillens, the founder of old-school armored truck service Thillens Checashers, died on Saturday. She helped her family run Thillens Stadium for decades.

Oh, Those Canadians!

The Globe and Mail reports on what is surely the most important aspect of the Conrad Black trial.

Black Verdict Imminent?

The jury in the Conrad Black newspaper fraud case sent a cryptic note to the judge indicating that they are deadlocked on "one or more counts" in the 42-count case. The general take is that it's good news for Black, and one of Black's lawyers seems to think there will be a conclusion today. UPDATE: Guilty of mail fraud and obstruction of justice, faces up to 35 years in prison.

Chertoff in Chicago

Department of Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff tells the Tribune that things could get hairy, terrorist-wise, this summer. He also bucked up the camera-happy Chicago Police Department: "I think the use of cameras here and other technologies is a model for the country," he said.

These City Streets

Miami Heat star forward Antoine Walker, already once the victim of armed robbery here in his hometown, was robbed at gunpoint last night in River North. Looking on the bright side though he wasn't hurt and the cops recovered his car...some of us have to find our own.

Todd Returns

Welcome back to the grind, Cook County Board President Todd Stroger. State's Attorney Richard Devine is especially happy to see you.

Bikini Atoll

NBC newscaster Amy Jacobson is in the midst of a kerfuffle over her appearance at a party at Craig Stebic's house (Stebic is the husband of Lisa Stebic, who has been missing since April 30.). Jacobson's party attendance — and in particular her beach attire — has whipped up the usual hand-wringing over journalistic ethics by an easily titillated press. Meanwhile, Eric Zorn valiantly rushed to his fellow reporter's defense. UPDATE: Jacobson has resigned.

It's a Hell of a Town (in Vermont?)

Well, the people have spoken, and Springfield, Vermont will be the lucky town to host the premier of The Simpsons Movie later this month. Our own Springfield, Illinois was in the running, but, alas, didn't garner enough votes. [Insert bitter Comic Book Guy commentary here, then go get a Squishee.]

Stay on Target!

Although it's not near a visitor entrance, a redwing blackbird has apparently built a nest near the Shed Aquarium. The bird has been dive bombing anything or anyone that comes too close.

Kwik-E Mart Walk-through

Not willing to drive all the way to 63rd and Harlem for a Squishee? The Methods Reporter has your hook-up.

Paging Dr. Carter...Again

WBEZ reported today that a survey of 178 Stroger Hospital physicians revealed that over half of them are thinking about leaving their jobs in the next year due to the recent dramatic staff reductions, and the resulting decline of both staff morale and the ability to provide quality medical care. County Commissioner Jerry Butler seemed unfazed about the foreboding data, commenting that it "doesn't mean they're going to leave." I know that these talented veterans of County Hospital are available for work should Jerry have some vacancies in the future.

You Wanna Pizza This?

Giving new meaning to the slogan "The Connie's Driver will Break Your Knees," the founder of the venerable Chicago Pizza chain says he was shaken down by Mob boss Frank Calabrese Sr. According to testimony today at the Family Secrets mob murder trial, James Stolfe said he feared being burned if he didn't pay up.

The Cure That Killed

Like something out of a crime novel, University of Chicago Hospital officials called in the cops to find out if spiked insulin levels that killed one patient and put another in a coma were caused by an "intentional act."

Daley in the Sky

Who cares if the Mayor gets around? 67 trips since Jan. '04 sounds pretty sweet, no matter who is paying for them. (By the way, it's us. But only half the time.)

Tasting It All

Speaking of consuming huge amounts of food, the Trib's Monica Eng sampled 253 dishes at the Taste. The experiment cost the paper a grand total of $1,022. I'm sure it was a lot of really healthy food.

The Value of Lost Love

A Cook County jury ordered a woman's lover to pay her husband $4,802.87 for stealing her love. Then it gets weird.

Four Bosnian Serbs Arrested in Chicago in War Crimes Investigation

Four Bosnian Serbs were arrested in Chicago for concealing information about their military participation during the Massacre of Srebrenica in Bosnia-Herzegovina in July 1995.

Illinoisans Make Great NPR Hosts

After receiving over 1,000 submissions, the Public Radio Talent Quest, a nationwide search for a new voice in NPR programming, has been whittled down to ten lucky semi-finalists, three of whom are from Illinois! You have until Monday, July 2 to vote for who of this bunch will advance to the next stage of the five-part contest, so visit the website and listen to their promising submissions.

Beanbags Away!

Don't know how I missed this yesterday: Cornhole, aka Baggo, makes the front page of the Wall Street Journal.

We're Moving to Joliet

Psych! GB is staying put, but someone's moving to Joliet. In fact, more than 35, 000 people moved there between 2000 and 2006, making it one of the fastest-growing in Illinois and one of the fastest-growing cities in the nation.

AMA Endorse RFID Implants in Humans

Barnaby Feder of the New York Times reports that the Chicago-based American Medical Association endorsed the idea of placing medical records on RFID tags inserted into people at their annual meeting here on Monday. AMA committee report here.

As Seen on TV: the Oprah Store

If you want to hold an "O Baby" hat and mittens set before you buy it, you may soon be able to head to 57 N. Carpenter to visit the Oprah Store.

Doomsday Avoided?

The CTA is telling riders (and hoping Springfield hears) that they've done all they can to avoid rate hikes and service cuts. Workers and management have agreed tentatively on a deal regarding pension obligations. Next stop, a state bailout.

Reporting in a City of Neighborhoods

Why does Chicago Public Radio need a satellite bureau a few miles from their home base? It's vital in part because Humboldt Park and Navy Pier can often seem like different planets. Last January reporter Chip Mitchell was set up in a mini office/studio at Division and Campbell, and the stories on his CPR bio page showcase the station's push toward community based reporting.

The first satellite bureau was opened in Chesterton Indiana in February of last year where Michael Puente reports and mans the controls. This summer a third was established in the Englewood neighborhood staffed by journalist Natalie Moore and plans for three more bureaus are in the works. Keep an ear on WBEZ for their reports and an eye here for upcoming open houses and other events.

Major South Loop Development

In the arithmetic of today, 8 acres = 3,000 homes + 1 hotel + (unspecified) stores + 1 marina. Now this developer needs to turn in its homework on time.

Interview with a Gravedigger

The Sun-Times has a pretty intense interview with the man who helped dig the graves of Kimberly Vaughn and her three children. Snip: "Spink said he knows few of the details surrounding the deaths of the Vaughns -- only that their lives were taken violently and that they were from out of town. 'It's just easy to pass away -- easier than you think,' Spink said."

New York Swapping Times

Coudal Partners' awesome Swap Meat got a nice write-up in the New York Times Magazine. Its wild success has led them to keep the swap open till at least the end of the summer.

Samuel L. Jackson Look-Alike Busted for Box-Cutter Robbery

From the Checkerboard Chat, the Chicago Police blog: "In the preliminary report the victim stated the offender resembled Samuel Jackson, the actor." The officers "went to the YMCA at 30 W. Chicago and asked the security guard if any of the residence in the building resembled Samuel Jackson. The guard immediately said yes and gave up Richard Mason, M/B/49." He got fingered in the lineup. No word on who will play Mr. Mason in the movie version.

The Blago-sphere

Apparently the irony of Blago spending $5,800 a day in taxpayers' money to fly to Springfield and back for budget talks is not lost on the rest of the country or across the pond. A google news search drummed up 235 reprints or references to the AP article, many in Illinois but plenty from other states and even the UK.

Oak Park, Leader in Transgender Education

The Illinois State Library provided funds for a $3,000 grant to the Oak Park Public Library to create the first transgendered-oriented public library collection in the country.

Just a Little Greener

As of today, Cheikh "Bamba" Dione is the first fleet-based hybrid taxi driver in Chicago. Oh, and if you attend the formal unveiling, you may be lucky enough to watch David Hudson receive CCC's Cab Driver of the Year award and then witness his hand print and signature rendered in wet cement for CCC's "Walk of Fame."

Welcome Home, Todd

Word is Cook County Board Prez Todd Stroger is back home after successful prostate surgery. Doctors expect a full recovery.

I'm Rubber and You're Glue...

In a classic example of hizzoner's debate style, Richard M questioned the Trib's environmental record when asked about a report which claims the city hasn't made good on promises to go green. The "debate" spread to "Chicago Tonight;" the Beachwood has excerpts.

Todd's Got Cancer

On Monday, Cook County Board President Todd Stroger had his prostate removed as a part of his 10-month battle with prostate cancer. His father, former Board President John Stroger, also suffered from the disease, which strikes black men far more often than white men. More on prostate cancer here.

Chicago Style Haute Couture

The Mayor, in his endless quest to make Chicago fabulous, today promoted the annual "Fashion Focus" event and a "Fashion Incubator" partnership with Macy's.

Messages from Space

Out in Palatine, there's a family whose baby monitor suddenly began picking up video from the Space Shuttle this week.

Candidate's Lament

Today's New York Times has a lengthy article about the brewing Obama-Rezko debacle. It's an interesting overview, but the Beachwood Reporter's take on the piece is even more chewy.

Julie Thoma Wright, 1958-2007

Julie Thoma Wright, a noted designer, passed away earlier this week after a battle with colon cancer. Thoma Wright, along with her husband Richard Wright, was known for being the force behind Wright, a Chicago auction house specializing in modern furniture and art. The Wrights were profiled last year in an article in The New York Times.

Sun-Times Wrap-Up

Some articles of note in today's Sun-Times: a puffy piece on Hill honcho Patty Solis Doyle; a breakdown of the congestion tax proposal; the Troutman indictment; and dirty, dirty cops.

Big Changes for the Lakefront?

In yet another public works project designed to win favor with the IOC (and area boaters), the Park District has released tentative plans to build three additional harbors. The Trib provides renderings.

Psst. Wanna Get Married?

A Chicago man is accused of "leading" a ring in which U.S. residents would marry Eastern European immigrants for $5,000. In a stroke of brilliance, each of the "families" charged in the case attended each other's wedding ceremonies, making them oh-so-difficult to connect with each other.

The Mystery of the Anti-Weatherman

The National Weather Service has enlisted the help of the FBI to track down a person who is submitting bogus weather reports in Illinois and Wisconsin. The reports have caused the service to issue erroneous storm warnings. If you can't trust weather reports, what can you trust?

Time to Head Elsewhere

Norman Finkelstein, controversial professor of political science at DePaul, has been denied tenure. Read his collection of articles about the situation. UPDATE: He spoke on 848 this morning.

Super Bowl Scuffle

Da Coach and his former Super Bowl Safety Dave Duerson are in a war of words. Ditka is again rallying on behalf of former players who are denied adequate health coverage in retirement from the league and the NFL Players Association. Duerson, a trustee for the NFLPA, says Ditka is a bit late on this issue.

Bunch of Savages...

Patrick Tye is my hero. The man saw a baby left in a car alone with the windows rolled up. He waited for the owner to come back and reprimanded him. For his good deed he was promptly shot in the stomach. Fortunately Tye survived, and even lying in pain in a hospital bed, believes he did the right thing.

Inventor of Cheez Whiz/ French Fry Innovator is Dead

Edwin Traisman, food scientist for Chicago-based Kraft and McDonalds, died of old age last week.

Gotham City in a Garden

Batman is back in town! No, he denied the mayor's request to head up Chicago's Office of Emergency Management and Communications (word is, Bruce Wayne was up for that job too). But "The Dark Knight" goes into production tomorrow through the rest of the summer.

Hounds Called Off

The Hoffman Estates-based Chicago Hounds United Hockey League team is closing shop after only a year in business due to issues with their home rink, the Sears Centre.

Lost in Translation

ãれをæŒã£ã¦æ¥ãªã•ã„. That is the loose translation for "Bring it on"(according to babelfish).Tokyo throws their hat in the ring for 2016.

What Not to Say

A year ago, Michael Roth blew a stop sign in front of the Lincoln Park Zoo and smashed into Danit Steinbach and her daughter Maya and son Ben while her husband watched. Then, Roth took off, dragging Maya with him. He was later arrested. Wednesday, Roth was sentenced to eight years for leaving the scene of a fatal accident. In his grisly, inappropriate and callous statement, Roth said, "I just heard something in my car. It was like a little bit of a dragging."

Googlization at Midwestern Libraries

Google and the Midwest-based Committee on Institutional Cooperation announced an agreement to digitize up to ten million volumes from member universities. Local member schools include the University of Chicago, Northwestern and UIC.

LGBT Center Open

Center on Halsted, the most comprehensive LGBT facility in the Midwest, is now officially open.

No More Waiting Until 3pm!

The Department of Streets and Sanitation has a special treat for Bucktown and Wicker Park residents -- and, no, it's not the usual orange one. The city is testing out a new light program that will signal when it's ok to park on a street after it's been cleaned.

Sometimes an "S" Can Make All the Difference

Great lead in Andrew L. Wang's article on protests over the possible destruction of the Lake Shore Athletic Club: "They didn't have all the pieces at first -- the exclamation point was missing, as was a very important 's.' But when each person with a letter or punctuation mark inked on their shirt lined up in the proper spot, the message was clear: 'SAVE LAKE SHORE ATHLETIC CLUB!'" Guess which S is more important.

Bicyclist Hit by Brown Line Identified

The 27-year-old man struck and killed by a Brown Line train Sunday has been identified as Milwaukee resident, Lance Lemieux. Witnesses say it appeared the bicyclist did not realize that there were two ground-level tracks at the Rockwell station where the accident occured around 4:30pm yesterday.

Pirate in Chicago

It turns out a Chicago man is partly responsible for some episodes of "24" floating around online before they aired. He didn't upload them but apparently just moving them from one site to another is enough to get him up to three years. I guess the FBI has nothing better to do.

National Spotlight on Chicago

Two major news programs -- with very different slants -- anchored from Chicago yesterday. While NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams focused on lighter fare, CNN's Anderson Cooper 360 reported on the disturbing string of murders of Chicago Public Schools children.

Big Money

The University of Chicago was just given $100 million -- anonymously. The gift will launch the new Odyssey Scholarships program, which will serve students from low- to middle-income families. Due to the size of the gift, almost a quarter of enrolled students will benefit from it at any given time.

A Locally Grown Hybrid

Car, that is. A couple of weeks ago, IIT's Armour College of Engineering entered a car in the student 2007 Formula Hybrid competition. They finished in 5th out of 6th in overall points, but more than doubled their previous speed record. They have their eyes on first place next year.

Family Photo

Remember that Little Village Discount Mall raid last month? The father of 22nd Ward Alderman Ricardo Munoz was taken in and charged by the feds today. He operated a photo store out of that mall that took pictures of illegals for use in fake documentation. Bad timing -- the younger Munoz has hinted in recent months he'll run for U.S. congress when Rep. Luis Gutierrez steps down.

40,000 Paint Splotches (Many More Coming)

Previously noted by Gapers Block, The Washington Post has picked up the story [registration required] about Chicago artist Wafaa Bilal's art installation "Domestic Tension."

One Heck of a Headline

Bloomberg's recent review of Johan Van Overtveldt's book about the University of Chicago Department of Economics has one heck of a headline, alongside some interesting information about the department. If you like what you see, you may want to catch his upcoming speech.

Family Secrets Trial Links

The upcoming "Operation Family Secrets" trial is shaping up to be a blockbuster. It is going to shed considerable light on the internal workings of the Chicago mob in the 1970s and 80s, naming names and giving up the gory details of close to 20 murders. Catch up on the initial indictment (PDF) here. Get a breakdown of the murders covered in the indictment over at content-rich Illinois Police and Sheriff's News site. Good compilation of current mob news here at the Chicago Syndicate Blog. Most chilling is the Fed's Santiago Proffer, an outline of the case presented before trial, complete with Sharpie-blackouts of tasty bits, including possible payoffs to high-ranking Chicago cops. The proffer is a PDF broken into two parts: one and two.

Englewood's Gonna Be Rich

Well, maybe not, but the MacArthur Foundation is investing $26 million for community and economic development in 16 Chicago neighborhoods, such as Englewood, Logan Square, Pilsen, and Woodlawn. View the community map and relevant organization listing [pdf].

Shooters on the Loose

Three bank robbers shot a security guard, a bank teller and a customer at the Illinois Service Federal Savings and Loan, 8700 S. King Dr., around 9:30am, on the city's South Side. The suspects are still at large as of 1:37pm. Police believe the robbers fled eastbound on 87th Street in a maroon or burgundy four-door vehicle. Call 911 with any info. Update: caught.

A Single North American Currency?

At a speech at the Chicago Council on Global Affairs, Bank of Canada Governor David Dodge hinted at the possibility of a regionally unified currency. Don't think it's going to happen any time soon, however, considering thickening "labor flows" are currently in the way.

Chicago Boy Done Good in Hollywood

The New York Times has an excellent back story on Chicago guy Anthony Pellicano, the famed Hollywood fixer who is an expert at wiretaps. One nugget: Courtney Love hired him and ominously flirted telephonically: “I need heavy-handed, baby,†Ms. Love said. “I like talking to an Italian.â€

Expect a TSA Weapons Advisory

A man in Marquette Park died last night after being stabbed -- with a house key.

The Lager Beer Riot of 1855

Learn about said riot and nine other bits of trivia about the Chicago City Council in this fine Trib article.

We're Number One...

in average gas prices. Um, huzzah?

Dead DuPage County Prosecutor Was Driving Drunk

Jane Radostits, a highly-considered DuPage County prosecutor who was killed in a car accident on Winfield Road near the courthouse last week, had a blood alcohol level of .25 when she died.

A Rigger at McCormick Place

Channel 5 covers the remarkable testimony yesterday of Nicholas W. Calabrese in the "Operation Family Secrets" trial. Calabrese has admitted 14 murders and is set to implicate his brother in about dozen of them. Hidden gem from the story: "Calabrese said little at the hearing. But when U.S. District Judge James Zagel asked what he did for a living, he said: 'Aside from illegal activities, I was a rigger at McCormick Place,' the large exposition hall on Chicago's lakefront south of downtown.

Official Oprah Winfrey Week

"We can maybe take that week and show her how much we really love her." We can definitely take that week, apparently.

CTA Doomsday

New face, same tactic. More rate hikes and service cuts are imminent -- as CTA Chief Ron Huberman is trying to scare Springfield into a $110 million bail-out.

Olympic Logo Woes

The International Olympic Committee has determined the Chicago bid logo violates the organization's rules. A new logo is now in the works.

My First Firearm Owner's Identification Card

A Daily Southtown writer procured a FOIC card for his 11-month-old boy, and in so doing, stumbled upon an interesting loophole. Oh, and the boy goes by "Bubba."

Remember Blair Holt

Make it a point today to read the Sun-Times' heartbreaking coverage of last week's murder of Julian High School student Blair Holt by a gang member while on a CTA bus. Annie Sweeney speaks to his father, a gang unit cop; Mary Mitchell's column writes with eloquent outrage; and Kate Grossman reports on the Julian High walkout in memory of Blair Holt.

A New Neighbor

Chicago, meet the Village of Campton Hills, our newest neighbor.

Not in My 'House'

In a special Monday session called for by Mayor Daley.....the city council approved the mayor's affordable housing plan. Council members had postponed the vote, wanting to wait for the new, potentially more independent, city council to be sworn in. Insert stock quote here about how the mayor always gets his way.

Fr. Bruce Wellems: Making a Difference in Back of the Yards

The Sun-Times has a great portrait of Fr. Bruce Wellems, pastor of Holy Cross/Immaculate Heart of Mary Catholic Parish in the Back of the Yards neighborhood. He's helped start tons of programs-- Peace and Education Commission, the new Chicago location of Girls and Boys Town (“Casa Tepeyac†), and even a Marimba ensemble.

Mature Audiences Only

A substitute teacher at a Chicago elementary school thought it would be a good idea to show the R-rated film Brokeback Mountain to an eighth grade class. Not surprisingly, the family of one of the students is now suing.

Justice At Work ...Sorta

The jury took just one day to find Juan Luna guilty in the notorious Brown's Chicken Massacre case. Meanwhile, R.Kelly's child porn trial still hasn't started, five years after charges were brought.

The Influence of Chicago Dollars

Chicago Public Radio documents a town with more than 50% of its residents in the United States, many of whom are in Chicago. With the help of a Hometown Club (founded by a Chicago immigrant), for every migrant dollar donated, local, state and federal governments donate a dollar each. In this way, dollars from the United States fund town projects and are hoped to curb out-migration.

Scourge of the Suburbs

A revolt is underway in the suburbs. The target: new sidwalks. After all, with sidewalks, "who knows what you'd be encouraging to come through?" The Trib's online readers are having none of it, with approximately 90% saying sidewalks in neighborhoods are "a positive addition."

Chicago soldier killed in Afghanistan

Master Sgt. Wilberto Sabalu Jr. was killed by a "rogue soldier" in the Afghanistan army with a history of mental problems.

That Was Fast

Remember the divorce billboard from yesterday? It was removed for permit violations before the end of the day.

"Life's Short. Get a Divorce.''

Fetman, Garland & Associates, Ltd. is getting aggressive with their new ad campaign. As one might expect, it's generating controversy.

Beyond Philanthropy

The BP Foundation announced a $1 million gift to the Morton Arboretum. That's the largest ever single donation in the Arboretum's history. So THAT'S where all my gas money is going!

Are You Ready for Post-Postmodern Architecture?

George Jetson's high-rise order is nearly ready to be filled in Chicago, but not everyone's a fan of his new digs. If you're curious about similar projects, check out the bizarre Dynamic Architecture website.

Back to School

A quick update on Allen Lee, the Cary-Grove High School senior arrested for an essay: he's being allowed to return to class Monday.

No Smoking Onstage, Either

The City Council decided today not to exempt stage actors from the smoking ban, even if the script calls for them to light up.

Chicagoans Dying Elsewhere

Odd news rash of Chicagoans perishing elsewhere: Jet crash kills 2 Chicago-area businessmen, Chicago triathlete dies, A second Chicago area teen dies at a Texas university.

More Evening News?

Following the Sun-Times' P.M. Download Edition, the Tribune is considering launching an online evening edition. At least in theory, the edition would be more focused on news analysis than summaries.

Attack of the Smileys

Several cars in Printers Row received smiley face makeovers last night. The Trib astutely predicts "if the taggers are caught, there will be no smiles."

The Incredible Moving L Station House

Check out this mini-photo essay documenting the Belmont L station house move [window resizes].

Butts...out!

The Illinois House of Representatives have approved a state-wide smoking ban in nearly all businesses. As soon as Governor Blagojevich signs it into law (as he is expected to) the ban will go into effect January 1, 2008 which preempts Chicago's ban by a good six months.

Not a Family Values Pick

Greg Olsen, the Bears' first round draft pick, recorded an amazingly sexist song with other students while a freshman in college.

Return on Investment

At the beginning of April, the Tribune profiled baseball card collector Lionel Carter, who was about to put his collection up for auction, fearing for his safety after home invaders stole some of it. The portion he's auctioned so far has earned $1.6 million. NPR interviewed him yesterday.

What a Wonderful World

The people--by way of the Illinois Bureau of Tourism--have spoken, announcing today the Seven Wonders of Illinois. Chicagoland's official wonders: Wrigley Field and the Baha'i House of Worship in Wilmette. Envious as usual from their diminutive position of faded Midwestern preeminence, this newswriter in St. Louis wants you to think that Missouri is wonderful too. Truth be told, I'm more of a Colossus of Rhodes guy myself anyway.

Major Teacher Purge

Following last year's teacher firing, Chicago Public Schools gave notice to more than 775 probationary teachers on Friday.

Circus Circus

Local circus freak Ken Harck just made another acquisition. This time it's a rare Ringling Bros. poster.

Profiling or Prevention?

An Asian-American student at northwest suburban Cary-Grove High School was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct over what he wrote in a homework essay that was apparently very violent but not aimed at anyone or anything in specific. The kid is a straight-A student with no known history of violence, so the question -- which will no doubt be argued in court -- is whether he was really a threat or if this is an overreaction in the wake of the Virginia Tech massacre.

Two Tales of One Raid

Interesting exercise in alternative media coverage of the Federal raid at 26th & Albany: Indymedia. Second City Cop 1, 2.

Corn Oil vs. Eggs

The year's first volley of the epic human vs. seagull battle has been launched.

Iowa Bishop?

There's been an arrest in the case "the Bishop", where someone mailed pipe bombs to financial companies in Chicago and Kansas City from a suburban post office. Prosecutors identified the suspect as John P. Tomkins, 42, of Dubuque, Iowa, an employee of an Iowa manufacturing company.

Birthday Wishes for Two Chicago Institutions

Happy 65th to a certain mayor of a certain Midwestern town on the shores of a certain lake. And today also marks the 23rd anniversary of the first broadcast of WTTW's nightly newsmagazine, Chicago Tonight. On the inaugural episode, legendary broadcaster John Callaway sat down with Mayor Harold Washington.

Watch It Happen

The Reader has posted the video documenting the point-blank shooting of an unarmed man by an out-of-uniform police officer mentioned in its current cover story.

Giant Pizza Bridge

The AP's reporting that the Skyway was in danger of "turning into a gigantic, Windy City-style, deep-dish pizza" yesterday. You may want to watch out for other structure-to-food transformations throughout the day.

The Crying of Lot 25

US patent number 6,618,593, which covers location based match-making technology (mobile social networking) was sold for $2.6 million in a live auction at the Union League Club of Chicago yesterday. It was one of the biggest bids recorded for intellectual property during a live auction.

The Only Mayor of Rosemont

Donald E. Stephens, Rosemont's only mayor, died in office after 51 years of service. He saw the transformation of "a collection of septic fields and houses of prostitution" into a convention destination.

An Expensive Hat

Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher was fined $100,000 for wearing an unsanctioned hat during an NFL event. I wonder how much additional advertising this fine will provide for the brand in question.

O'Hare: Not Just for the Jet Set

Check out WBEZ's fascinating story about Chicago's asylum seekers, which focuses on one of the dozen Tibetans who have sought asylum at O'Hare over the last year.

Richard Nickel's Photographs on the Radio

Yesterday, All Things Considered ran Edward Lifson's fine examination of the architectural preservation photography book Richard Nickel's Chicago. Bonus: the song that plays at the end of the piece is from the Rachel's album Music for Egon Schiele, which was composed for a Chicago theater production.

Transportation Dream Come True

After years of feet dragging, it looks like the CTA, Metra and Pace will finally create a unified fare card.

Steel vs. Feather

I think our Vice President is a little confused. Instead of shooting at birds, he targets his friend's faces and uses his plane to take out our fine feathered friends. Not sure why this is a headline, but apparently it's a slow news day in Chicago.

Olympic Decision Pending

The decision of the US Olympic Committee comes down tomorrow, and I don't know about you, but I like Chicago's chances over LA a whole lot better now that Mitt Romney has thrown his support behind us.

Goodbye, Blue Monday

Novelist, essayist, playwright, artist, activist, and, yes, City News Bureau of Chicago reporter, In These Times contributor and University of Chicago graduate, Kurt Vonnegut, has died. "So it goes."

Cubs as Commodity

Take a gander at the queue for buying "a shrine, a team and a great place to watch baseball."

Odd CraigsList Prostitution Bust

So wait, the 17-year-old daughter ran the prostitution ring!?

Chicago History Roundup

From the establishment of the Hull House Theater to the World's Columbian Exposition, the Sun Times lists their take on "The 50 Greatest Chicago Moments."

Not Enough Star Power to Go Around?

Greg Kot reported today that the Intonation Festival has cancelled their plans for a two-day festival over Labor Day weekend, and will focus instead on organizing smaller shows throughout the year. However, that extra money in your wallet will find a home with all the other festivals going on this summer.

Take Me Out to the Ball Game or China

As it turns out, Crain's has a pretty decent photo gallery. The most recent set documents the White Sox opener, while previous features range from McDonald's in China to Delhi, India.

Third Cop Fight Taped

There's a third cop fight caught on tape, and the cop doing the fighting in this one is allegedly the brother of Anthony Abbate, the cop who beat up the bartender last month. This time the victim is a visiting police officer from Washington, D.C. And Mayor Daley would really like it if the police would behave themselves.

Dance Floor Disaster

Lacey Hindman knows another way work parties can turn into excruciating pain.

Control Freaks Everywhere

Improv Everywhere, the New York-based group known for their clever and sometimes misinterpreted antics, were recently featured on an episode of the new television version of This American Life (a reprise of their first TAL appearance from two years ago), but in the midst of their heightened fame comes tragedy; a now-defunct 80s jazz group of the same name sent Improv Everywhere a cease-and-desist letter for use of their name after a band member saw the episode. Effective immediately, Improv Everywhere is known as Humor in Public Places (HIPP), but their name may be the least of their problems. UPDATE: Now that April Fool's Day is over, Improv Everywhere has their name back. Those pranksters!

The Last Lamb and Veal Slaughterhouse in Chicago

Now that Easter and Passover are almost here, the New York Times offers two features on Chiappetti Lamb and Veal. NOTE: The first link is a TimesSelect article, so if you aren't enrolled in the program, you can either sign up or start a free trial. If you are a student or faculty member with a .edu email address, you can get a full account for free right now.

Block 37 on Fire

Hungry Mag's Michael Nagrant alerted us that there's smoke rising from the Block 37 construction site. He sent in a photo; there's nothing showing up on the live webcam, although it doesn't show the area Michael photographed. We'll keep you posted if/as we learn more. UPDATE: More photos on Chicago Carless, and here's a story in the Trib.

Oh, Yeah, That's the One

It's always a pleasure to see a news organization pick just the right stock image for a Downers Grove mob hit story.

Our Kind of Town

The Chicago-based MacArthur Foundation today presented eight recipients with the Award for Creative and Effective Institutions, a monetary prize for non-profits that have excelled at their task. Chicago-based Kartemquin Educational Films, producer of the award winning film Hoop Dreams, is at top of the list. My shoulders feel a little bit bigger today.

Jackass of the Week

College newspapers may not be known as paragons of journalism, but some local schools have some trailblazing pieces online, such as Columbia Chronicle's Jackass of the Week column. Other recent college paper wackiness comes from an article about Microsoft vernacular, an apology from a paper that got it all wrong and a pseudo op-ed arguing for a "Star Trek Defense" system against illegal aliens.

No Longer Building Solo

Solo Cup officially abandoned its new factory plans and will sell its portion of the former U.S. Steel South Works site. The new owner, Southworks Development LLC will fold the new property into its existing holdings and create a multi-use development. To put the project into context, the development area, including adjoining parkland, is bigger than the Loop.

"Final" Chicago Spire Design Unveiled

While Calatrava claims he will "keep on working on the shape of the building to the very end," Crain's is calling the latest Chicago Spire design the "final plans." Of course, no one knows if the building will actually get built, but design advances and political maneuvering continue.

Add Gourmand to that List

With the whole Filter/Swank Franks story heating up, Gourmand, the South Loop coffee shop and former sister shop of Filter, looks to be closing down as well, according to a conversation with a now former employee is closed. Though Bob Berger has nothing to do with this one, if anyone wants to hear an interview with him by Chicago Public Radio's Steve Edwards, check this out. It was a couple years ago when Berger was doing his whole video-cameras-in-the-Flat-Iron-Building venture, and it shows what kind of answer-evading weirdo the guy really is. It is under the August 7, 2001 program near the bottom of the page.

Starting Up on the Cheap

Top story in today's Trib Business section, about the sinking costs of starting your own business using web-based software, features two local success stories. On the vendor side, it mentions 37 Signals, makers of Basecamp and the new contact manager Highrise. On the client side, they talk to local start-up Tappity, a new user-driven tool for finding, rating and collecting links to mobile-friendly websites.

We've Got It Under Control ... Like Iraq

Congressperson Tim Walberg (R-MI), recently noted most of Iraq is "reasonably under control." Well, you know, "at least as well as Detroit or Chicago ... or Harvey, Illinois."

Your Help Needed

The family of David Cornbleet, the dermatologist killed in his office on Michigan Avenue last year, have updated their myspace page with new surveillance video from the Home Depot in Lincoln Park of a man purchasing an item that may be linked to the scene. They're asking for the city's help in identifying him.

To Protect and Serve...Or Else.

One of "Chicago's (very large) Finest" was caught on video beating a female bartender after getting cut off. For some reason a Salt Lake City CBS affiliate is the only site hosting the clip. It may be brutal and sensational, but if it moves just one person caught in a similar situation to do more than the guy in the white cap, then it's worth it. UPDATE: The Tribune story now has accompanying video. (Thanks, Suzy.)

A Home Turf Challenge to Boeing

Plane watchers will be pleased to hear the Airbus A380 will definitely visit O'Hare tomorrow.

Carson's Still Interested in the City

Now that the flagship Carson Pirie Scott store is closed, word has it the department store is interested in opening a new location in the South Loop.

So Green Architecture isn't a Passing Fad

Someone smart at the Tribune asked its arts and architecture critics what prompted them to reevaluate artists in their disciplines. Some second looks include the Trap Door Theatre, William McDonough and Walker Evans.

March Merger Madness, Global City Style

The merger of the Chicago Board of Trade (CBOT) and the Chicago Mercantile Exchange may be derailed by a new offer from Atlanta's Intercontinental Exchange. The good news for Chicago is the Atlanta folks want to come to us, so the city will retain the CBOT, regardless.

Chicago's CFO Resigns

The city's chief financial officer, Dana Levinson, resigned today to take a job with the Royal Bank of Scotland. Even as he leaves, however, he insists that taxpayers won't be on the hook for the 2016 Olympics if we get it.

NARC!

From the Wheaton Sun comes a story of a 16-year-old who works with the cops to bust suburban convenience stores who sell cigs to kids. 53 businesses (including that most American of establishments, Wal-Mart) bit and were fined $200 a pop. Okay, fine. But we wonder just what this kid got busted for that he had to work this sting.

Cicada Love

"It started out as a harmless fling. He was a male cicada in love, she was a female cicada with needs." Could this possibly be from a real newspaper? Find out now.

Is this Heaven? No, It's the South Side

This weekend's South Side Irish Parade was reportedly a festive, green, tradition, beer & Little Caeser's-filled kick-off to the spring season!

How Much for a Really Nice Week?

The Chicago Mercantile Exchange will be adding weekly weather futures in April. I'll take 15 degrees above average in Chicago for next week, please!

Did You Get that Letter I Mailed You?

While the Chicago mail service may no longer have 200 pounds of burning mail in Englewood, it's still the worst in the nation.

Pay No Little Bills pt. 2

Electric rates went up. Way up. Are natural gas rates next? Thank God it's nice out.

Pay No Little Bills

For they have no magic to empty men's wallets. Don't worry, the city will only pay if the 2016 Olympics lose money. We promise! And it's a measly $500 mil. Practically nothing! And even that's if private investors and insurance companies wimp out.

A Neighborhood's Tribute to Barack Obama

You're probably overwhelmed by articles about Barack Obama by now, but if you're still interested in learning about his local roots, you may want to check out the Hyde Park Herald's special Obama issue. The entire 24-page issue is Obama-centric, including a lengthy article about his wife, Michelle.

Fun With Headlines

Seems the headline writers over at Crain's had a good time with this one: "Sex therapist's firm lines up cash infusion".

5 1/2 Years of Chicago Prosecution

In the wake of recent federal prosecutor firings, the Tribune/L.A. Times is running a short profile of Chicago's current prosecutor, Patrick J. Fitzgerald. You may recognize him from a certain high-profile trial.

Pulaski Passes, Pierogi Plummets

Bloomberg reports that, in spite of Chicago's historical allure to Polish immigrants, recent immigration from Poland has decreased significantly. Nevertheless Chicagoland still boasts the 2nd largest population of residents of Polish descent (behind only Warsaw) in the world!

Presidential Towers Sold

The grand-daddy of West Loop upward mobility, Presidential Towers, is being sold. For those who don't remember the particulars of early '80s local politics or the Ways and Means of Dan Rostenkowski, read how this real expensive real estate went from skid row to a row of towers.

New Direction for MCA

Robert Fitzpatrick, the Museum of Contemporary Art's Pritzker Director, will step down in 2008. His ten years in the job were marked by considerable change at the institution, including the acquisition of $16,000 worth of GAP t-shirts. So polish up your résumé and keep an eye on their job page!

Bomberman

Authorities think the man that's been sending letter bombs to investment firms for the last two years might be local. The Tribune has the story including a police sketch of a "person of interest."

Don't Tour This Store

Medill News reporter Brad Flora took a tour of The Boring Store, 826CHI's new "not a secret agent supply store," and was nice enough to take photos.

124 to 123

No one is declaring victory yet, but North Chicago Alderman Shaunese Teamer may have lost the primary to her challenger, Bobby Allen, by one vote.

Another Bird to Check Off the List

Chicago birders will be pleased to hear that a Black Headed gull is currently visiting the Montrose Avenue Beach.

Our Aldermanic Felons

When at the polls today, don't forget that votes for wannabe Aldermen Virgil Jones or Ambrosio Medrano will not count.

Haven't You Always Wanted a Monkey?

Well, think twice. "Imagine how agile a cat is and multiply that by a squirrel. This little thing bites. You name it — bitten: bite your hand, bite your ear."

Three Decades of Opinions

Now that the locally produced General Social Survey completed its 26th run, the New York Times published a sneak peek of the 2006 results. Some interesting findings include a precipitous drop in the percentage of those who have a "great deal of confidence" in the military since 2004, as well as a 50% decline in daily newspaper readership since 1972.

Discrimination Against Germs

If there's any political organization that's lethal, it's the soap lobby. The Illinois House approved a bill that would make school kids wash the germs off their hands with anti-bacterial soap before they eat. What other sanitary activities that occur in the bathroom, specifically in the stall, will government legislate next? Because I've been slacking lately.

Chicago's Second "O"

Staying true to his base, Obama's current "O" logo was designed by locals Sender LLC. They got the job through an interesting chain that includes Chicago firms AKP Message & Media and mo/de.

Cedar Court Threatened

The keystone building of a unique five house crescent development is currently threatened by demolition in Park Ridge. The houses are significant for a variety of reasons, including the fact that they were designed by Barry Byrne, one of Frank Lloyd Wright's disciples, and the sculptor Alfonso Iannelli. UPDATE: More photos are now available.

West Side Story

Is Wal-Mart playing nicey-nice? Whatever your opinion, execs see the West Side Chicago store as a success, and are citing it as one reason for further expansion into areas with high unemployment.

Cicero Soldier Killed in Action in Iraq

Army Sgt. Pedro J. Colon, 25, of Cicero, Ill., was killed yesterday in Baghdad. See all Illinois service members who died in Operation Iraqi Freedom and Operation Enduring Freedom here on Faces of the Fallen.

Block 37

With cranes and earth moving equipment working on Block 37, Chicago Magazine has a nice summary of current events. After you read up on the block, view what's going on now from the comfort of your computer.

Illinois Poverty on the Rise

The Heartland Alliance released [pdf] their "2007 Report on Illinois Poverty" yesterday. Key findings include 1.5 million people live in poverty in Illinois, and the poverty rate increased in 85% of Illinois counties, including Cook and its suburbs.

"High" Court's Daughter Gets DUI

Ann Scalia Banaszewski, the daughter of right-wing Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, was arrested in Wheaton Monday night on drunken driving charges. She had her three children in the car.

Enso in the News

We've mentioned the software Enso before. This week the Tribune offers their take on the people behind the program. (Disclosure: I'm NOT their PR guy, and I think it's cool too.)

Best Headline of the Year

It's only February, but the Daily Southtown has already given cause for celebration (or is that panic?): "Snowmageddon has arrived!" Bonus points awarded for their photo of kids ramping their sled off of a folding table.

Chicago 2106

Remember the "City of the Future" competition? The entry from local architecture and design firm UrbanLab won! One summary video is posted, and another is to be posted shortly.

Unabomber/ Stock Spammer Wannabe in Northwest Suburbs?

A person wishing to influence the performance of certain stocks is allegedly mailing bombs to financial institutions from Rolling Meadows, IL. Here's a poster from the USPS on how to handle suspicious mail.

It's Official: Obama '08

Barack Obama's presidential candidacy speech.

Secret Benefactor

RIP Herb Linneweh, the frugal, mild-mannered retired janitor who stashed $700,000 away in envelopes around his house, to be given to seven charities after his death. Your feel-good story of the day.

Completely Avoidable

We can only hope this morning's tragic story of a man being killed by a red line train after slipping on ice will serve as a wake up call for the CTA to make platforms as safe as possible. In the meantime be extra careful.

Aching Hearts, Troubled Minds

Of all the hardships visited on the Iraqi people in the last three years, one of the most frustrating and sad has to be Washington's neglect of those Iraqis who chose to help US forces. The 848 team produced a great story about a suburban Chicago family directly affected.

Chicago's Architectural Prestige

The AIA recently surveyed 1,800 Americans about their favorite architecture and released the top 150 as a web feature. Chicago did well in the polls, with the third largest collection of "favorite" buildings in the country, behind New York and D.C. Some obvious Chicago favorites like Wrigley Field, the Tribune Tower and the Sears Tower are listed, but other buildings such as the United Airlines Terminal and the Harold Washington Library also made the cut.

Old Skool 815?

The Illinois Commerce Commission is launching the 779 area code for northern Illinois on Feb. 17 as an "overlay" to 815. Overlaying is all the rage for utility commission types, apparently, since it allows people to keep existing numbers. No word yet on how the business card industry feels about that. Crain's also reports fair warning for 773ers: 872 is on the way for 2009.

No Divestment for U of C

Citing the 1967 Kalven Report [pdf], the University of Chicago will not divest from companies involved with Sudanese business. It is the first top-tier university to make such a statement.

ZAPping the Chicago Auto Show

ZAP!, a company that specializes in designing alternative and fuel-efficient automotive systems, will release its electric XEBRA car at the Chicago Auto Show. Priced at $10,000 with an operating cost of one cent per mile, it could certainly be a high-value commuter car.

All in the Family

Cook County's #1 family business, a.k.a Cook County government, has a new Chief Financial Officer. County Board President Todd Stroger promoted his first cousin Donna Dunning to the post -- amidst the cries of "nepotism" from several county commissioners.

Another Step Towards the Great Midwestern Megalopolis

Now that Kenosha, Racine and Milwaukee are seriously considering feeding into Metra, a Milwaukee historian has summarized the interesting transportation history we have with our neighbors to the north.

Whittman Hart & MarchFIRST Founder Bob Bernard is Dead

Crain's is reporting the death of local tech entrepreneur Bob Bernard. Among his successful ventures, including the current incarnation of Whittman-Hart, Bernard founded MarchFIRST, the Chicago-based Internet consulting firm that crashed spectacularly in the dot-com boom. Bernard died of an apparent heart attack on Friday.

Beau Brummel Banditry

Police are on the lookout for a man who has rooked a number of suburban Chicago and Wisconsin spas out of thousands of dollars worth of manicures, pedicures, facials, hair cuts, and sea salt body polishings. If you happen to see any six-foot, 300-pound fops with small pores and impeccable nails, please alert the police.

Twins

In a heart-warming comedy, two unlikely governors meet and embark on a road trip in search of their long-lost mother. Actually, Conan the Barbarian and Rod The Reformer (uh, yeah) joined forces today to announce a $500 million grant for energy research to be split between Berkely and U of I.

Aqua Teen Hunger (Terrorist) Force

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force advertisements that caused serious problems in Boston have been in Chicago for weeks. After all of the hubbub in Boston, most of ours were collected last night. [If you happened to snap a photo of the Chicago Ignignokts/Errs, please post it to our flickr pool for all to enjoy.]

Cable Access Guy Gets No Respect

Ever make a promise in the heat of the moment, like "I'll go to church every Sunday," or "I would love you 'til the end of time," and then think better of it? Fortunately for you and Bears safety Chris Harris, these aren't legal contracts, according to Fox Chicago. Harris promised the cable access guy that, if it went down that way, he'd follow the Bears to the Super Bowl, but reneged on the promise. (Fortunately for the Guy, a local ticket broker is hooking him up.)

But Remember Kids, Gambling's Not Cool

Mayor Daley laid out his spread for the traditional friendly wager between mayors of Super Bowl cities today, and it's a doozy. Daley's not worried, though, warning Indy mayor Bart Peterson that he's won bets with the mayors of five other cities in the last year and a half. While we wait for Peterson to ante up, the cities' theaters are getting in on the action as well. Bailiwick artistic director David Zak announced a bet with Bryan Fonseca of Indianapolis's Phoenix Theatre: ten tickets to Bailiwick's upcoming US premiere of Jerry Springer: The Opera if the Colts win, and ten comps to Phoenix's world premiere And Her Hair Went With Her for a Bears win.

IIT's TechNews Back Online

Fortunately, the irony that the Illinois Institute of Technology's student newspaper hadn't been updated since January 31, 2006 wasn't lost on its editors. Oh, irony, thou must find elsewhere to roost.

Daley Granted Another Wish

Starting in the 2008-2009 school year, Lindblom Math & Science Academy will be the first CPS high school to shift to a year-round schedule. Bonus nonsensical Daley quote: "If we can spend billions of dollars to put a person on the moon, how, in this day and age, can we give kids two months off?"

Skoien Stepping Down

Gary Skoien, the chairman of the Cook County Republican Party, is resigning to take care of his ailing wife. Skoien became famous in 2005 for his $10,000 "bounty" on the head of mayor Daley.

Disappointed Fans and Blocked Media

The Mount Prospect Costco turned away disappointed fans and at least one camera crew after it stipulated that William "Refrigerator" Perry could only sign Costco-bought items. (Video has additional details.)

One in Two Hundred

What appeared to be the theft of an original Monadnock Building ornament turned out to be the theft of the only replica ornament in the building.

"Free Portraits Inside"

Check out this recent write-up of Thomas Marlow's Chicago Street Studio Project in the Australian media.

Not The Best PR Strategy

You know FM 107.9, "La Ley," the Spanish-language station (they of the scandalous billboards)? Well, they it would appear that they took "The Law" into their own hands when they attempted to withhold a Corvette from a contest winner who was apparently undocumented.

Sweet Virginia

She's the sweet little lady who lives in Des Plaines. She's also the daughter of George Halas and the majority owner of the Chicago Bears. Virginia McCaskey today told Tribune reporter Don Pierson "maybe I'm not competent," in reference to the criticism she received during the dark ages of the 1990's. Maybe she's not, but the team would not be in the position it is today had she not "promoted" her son Mike in 1999 after the Dave McGinnis fiasco.

Kidnapped Mom and Kids Rescued By Police

Though the search extended to Chicago, a mother and her four children kidnapped from their Elkhart, Indiana home on Saturday by the kids' father have been found safe in an Elkhart motel.

Make With the Safe Already

Three Monday, one Sunday and two last Wednesday brings the total number of pedestrians killed by cars in the city and suburbs to six in as many days. Those sobering numbers and seeing the ghost bikes around town tell me that the City's Safe Streets Plan, summed up in this December Trib article, can't be implemented soon enough.

Washington Perk

Two things Chicago really needs for its Olympic bid are a temporary 80,000 stadium and more high-rise dwellings. The long-awaited renderings of the Washington Park Olympic stadium have been unveiled, along with the proposed Olympic Village just south of McCormick Place. Sure, Schwarzenegger, Villaraigosa... you have most venues already built. But do you have pretty drawings? I think not.

Thank You for Voting

More details are emerging about the Chicago Board of Elections' release of 1.3 million voters' personal information.

Milton Friedman Monday

January 29th (next Monday) is Milton Friedman Day, in honor of the late Nobel Prize-winning economist and University of Chicago professor. There will be a memorial service at Rockefeller Chapel on the campus of the U of C, and a PBS documentary, "The Power Of Choice," will premiere on PBS (9 PM on WTTW). Details in Slowdown.

Heavier Wallets

The U.S. Mint announced that the new $1 Washington coin will be released in Chicago and Houston on February 15.

Trib's Auction is Closed

The Tribune Company received just three bids in its self-auction, and none look all that appealing, according to the Wall Street Journal. The Chandler family, the former owners of the LA Times who own 20 percent of TribCo.'s stock, made the best offer, but it's just a little higher than the current stock price. Read the Chandlers' letter here [PDF]. One of the others was for just the broadcast division.

Mr. Kelly, Tear Down That Shack

Following up on a previously reported story, things between R. Kelly and the Village of Olympia Fields are cool. Kelly has removed the guard house that he'd constructed without a permit, but maintains that, as "a nationally known, Grammy award-winning recording artist," they should have cut him some slack.

Monkey Money Madness

Those wacky Sun-Times staffers are at it again with this year's monkey stock market picks. As you'd expect, "Mr. Adam Monk," the primate in question, has beaten the major indices for the last four years. After you take in the monkey madness, pull a stock out of a hat and enter their contest for most appreciating stock.

11:55

UPDATE: Citing a "second nuclear age" and "climate change," the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists has moved the Doomsday Clock to five minutes to midnight.

I'd Like to "Null" His "Void"

As if all of his publicity hogging—new season of The Apprentice, the Miss USA thing, parading his newest trophy wife (whose name we're not even bothering to learn this time, because really, why?) at the Golden Globes—weren't obnoxious enough, The Donald tossed in some douchey business practices in Chicago this week. The Tribune reports that Trump has reneged on the contracts of the 42 "friends and family" buyers who purchased condos in Trump Tower Chicago before construction began. Those buyers, who got a deep discount and expected to be able to flip the condos after prices rose, enabled Trump to secure financing and start the project. Now Trump gets to resell the condos at market price; the "friends and family" get nothing back but interest.

Public Art on the Expressway

A number of children working with the Little Black Pearl Art & Design Center have submitted public art concepts for the new Dan Ryan retaining walls. Vote for your favorite today.

Beware the Hardhat Bandit

The Washington Post puts Chicago's 2006 bank robbery record into a national context, while sharing a few of the nicknames the police have given some of the more notorious bandits.

How Many Minutes Until Midnight?

What's going to happen to the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists' Doomsday Clock on January 17?

Maybe You Shouldn't Have Another

Following up on a recent government report [pdf] ranking Chicago as the top binge drinking city in the U.S., the Sun-Times dropped by the Chicago Social Drinking Project lab.

Oh, Chicago Airports, Why Do You Hate Us?

For all the trouble at O'Hare, it looks like Midway isn't safe either.

Evanston Siren May Sound for Snow

At what point can you tell when that magical "snow emergency" level of precipitation has been met? The city of Evanston is considering bringing back a practice of sounding its emergency sirens at the start of a snow emergency, thus alerting its residents that they need to move their car from prohibited streets. In the meantime, and perhaps important to know this weekend, there's a hotline, a website, TV and radio stations that let you know when a snow emergency is in effect. In Chicago, it's a little harder to figure out.



In placing a call to 311 today, I was told that they announce that a snow emergency has been declared on "the TV and the radio," but when I pressed for more information about which stations and who with the City might be telling the tow truck drivers to head out there, I was told to check Weather.com. Once I talked to a supervisor, I was told to check CLTV (channel 10), "any of the radio stations" or the Department of Transportation website (which has nothing about snow, maybe they meant Streets and Sanitation?). My best advice is to probably move your car from a "no parking during a snow emergency" street first, start counting the inches second. But maybe that's their plan all along.

No Butts About It

State Senator John Cullerton (D-Chicago) proposed legislation today to ban smoking in Illinois. The proposed bill would require all indoor public places, including all places of employment, to be smoke-free (with some exceptions). It would go into effect January 1, 2008 and would preempt the Chicago ordinance that gives some bars until July 2008 to go smoke-free.

Beyond Freakonomics

Noting an increasing trend in applying the techniques of economics to social and public health issues, this article highlights young economist Emily Oster at the University of Chicago, who has been studying why AIDS rates are higher in sub-Saharan Africa than elsewhere.

"Beach Babe" Obama?

Note to self: if you say not to do something, everyone's going to want to do it. Senator Barack Obama might be learning this lesson right now, after commenting about a People magazine spread of "Beach Babes" that features his familiar face and not-so-familiar shirtless body. He's called the picture, taken while he was on vacation in Hawaii, "embarassing" and told folks to "stop looking at it."

One Step Closer

The United States Olympic Committee today officially decided that it will bid for the 2016 Olympics. On April 14, the Committee will make the call as to whether Chicago or Los "No-2016-bid-website" Angeles will get the nod.

Teens at the Wheel

If you only read the print version of the Tribune's special report about fatal accidents involving teenage drivers, you may want to check out their special online year-end summary. Additionally, CTA Tattler offers some food for thought about why so few of those accidents may have been in Chicago.

Our Environmental Report Card

Conscious Choice provides a quick rundown of Chicago's environmental status, including an interview with Mayor Daley.

How Do You Feel About Wednesday?

NPR documents the debate over the University of Chicago's future acceptance of the Common Application. The university will continue to use parts of its Uncommon Application, but that doesn't mean everyone's happy. If you're curious about all the fuss, read some previous Uncommon questions.

ComEd: Champion of the First Amendment

ComEd's got an opinion about the debate over whether or not to freeze energy rates in Illinois, and they're letting it be known under the guise of Consumers Organized for Reliable Electricity.

Watch Out Below!

Well, really, there's no reason to worry about the car dangling off of Marina City. [UPDATE: Visit Rearview for a photo.]

Digital vs. Print Media

The Tribune and the Sun Times are further trimming their print publications in response to digital media. What will go next?

"Weather Phenomenon" or Something Else?

Some United employees saw a UFO at O'Hare on November 7th, but the FAA's having none of it.

Ride CTA on the Cheap

As in past years, you can ride CTA busses and trains for one cent until 6:00 AM New Year's Day. (Also note extended hours on some routes.) Happy New Year!

New Year, New Laws

Starting January 1, a host of new laws will become active. A couple of laws that are likely relevant to you: one will require most Illinoisans to install a carbon monoxide detector in their home, while another will require state phone systems to give callers an early option of talking to a real person.

Barbershop Blues

The Hyde Park Hair Salon, which cut Harold Washington and Mohammed Ali's hair and still give Barack Obama a weekly trim, will be looking for a new home after the University of Chicago bought its building with the intention of selling it to developers.

President Ford and Chicago

While I'm sure you've read several national tributes to President Ford, his local connections deserve a mention.

Even Green Sidewalks

Solar powered bus stops and recycled tire sidewalks are being tested by the Chicago Department of Transportation. Will they make the cut?

Case Settled, Journalist's Notes Protected, First Amendment Untested

The First Amendment lawsuit against online journalist Jamie Kalven has now officially been dropped [starts on bottom]. Kalven refused to hand over his notes about a police brutality case, testing journalistic privilege for online reporters; however, because a settlement was reached between the city and the woman alleging abuse, the First Amendment issue was never fully tested.

The Nativity News

Hey, remember how the City decided not to show the trailer for The Nativity Story at the Christkindlmarket back in November? Well, a church group apparently decided it was important to take a stand, so it's now showing on a continuous loop at the fair, although with the sound off. And 32 Baby Jesuses, stolen from nativity scenes around the city, turned up in a St. Symphorosa Church parishoner's yard, sorted by design.

Another Vote for the Big Box Ordinance

The Wal-Mart in south suburb Evergreen Park sold a woman a Microsoft Zune full of gay pornography.

Daley Remembered

The Sun-Times remembers the first Mayor Daley today as we near the 30th anniversary of his death. They've reprinted both the original story and Mike Royko's tribute, which ran the day after his death. (The tribute is also printed in the 1988 editon of Royko's Boss, which I expect all of you to be reading for January's Book Club.)

Great Lakes Safe and Open for Now

The Coast Guard's plan to establish 34 permanent live-fire zones in the Great Lakes has been withdrawn due to citizen concerns.

Where Will Finkl Go?

A. Finkl and Sons Co., the steel company located in the thick of the booming north side, recently announced it will be acquired by a German steel firm. Finkl simultaneously announced that it will build a new plant. Will it stay in Chicago, and what will happen with its current site?

The Life of a City Squirrel

UIC biologist Joel Brown wants to know how squirrels survive the dangers of city life in Chicago.

The Laboratory Influence

Crain's provides an interesting profile of the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools and their business and political influence. Bonus: Parker and Latin alumni get a little catty.

Chicago Fashion Legitimized by NY Times

I know, I know: I'm a little slow getting through Sunday New York Timeses. In case you're even slower than me, Mayor Daley's appointment of "fashion czar" Melissa Turner was recognized in the Magazine section as one of the Ideas of 2006.

Lucky dog

Today's feel-good story: a golden retriever named Sam who ran away from his home in Florida two years ago was found in McHenry County this week. The dog's owner flew into O'Hare last night, picked Sam up at the airport, and took him back home to Florida.

Is Something Awry in Bearsland?

The house of Chicago Bears defensive linebacker Tank Johnson was raided today. No one's talking about what went down, but a man was led from the home in handcuffs and "items sought in the warrant were recovered inside the home." [Update: Johnson has been charged with firearms violations.]

Falling Concrete Snarls Commute

Concrete at a construction site hurt multiple pedestrians late this afternoon, but luckily none seriously. The cleanup, however, is hurting the evening commute, especially southbound buses in the Loop. A street closure at State and Randolph is forcing multiple routes, including the No.10, No.29, No.36, No.62, No.144 and No.146 to be rerouted. Northbound buses are not affected, according to the CTA. Update: The Trib's reporting that bus reroutes have been restored to normal, as of 6pm.

Another National Museum

In other Pilsen news, the Mexican Fine Arts Center Museum has a new name: The National Museum of Mexican Art.

WBEZ's 2007 Schedule

After much controversy, WBEZ released its 2007 schedule last month. It's important to note that music, the focus of most of the debate, was not eliminated. The Tribune provides an opinionated but informative summary.

YoChicago's Pilsen Week

YoChicago is dedicating much of this week's coverage to Pilsen, with reviews, real estate coverage, and much more. Their YouTube Pilsen playlist is especially worth checking out.

Shooting Downtown

Three people were shot on an upper floor of the Ogilvie Transportation Center, leading to a lockdown of the building. If you take Metra from that station, you might want to dawdle awhile or take the CTA, which is honoring Metra passes. (Thanks, Carrie!)

Let the Revisions Begin!

Now that Santiago Calatrava's Chicago Spire is moving closer to its groundbreaking, the project is changing.

Cold + Precipitation + Tall Buildings = Trouble

What's the appropriate course of action when you see a "Beware of Falling Ice" sign? The Tribune helps you avoid an icicle in the head.

Beyond Education Sound Bites

If you'd like to know more about the Chicago Public Schools than what you can discern from short, mass media pieces, check out Catalyst Chicago, the local outpost of the urban education magazine. Be certain to visit the guide to CPS and research sections, which provide original content and links to research institutions.

NYC Beats Chicago to a Fat Ban

Well, we might have been the first city to propose a ban on the use of trans fats in restaurants, but we're not the first to pass legislation.

Latin Kings King Collared

The Feds busted at least 21 members of the South Side Latin Kings gang -- including its "Supreme Inca," Fernando "Ace" King.

"How cool would it be to have Quidditch at Soldier Field?"

Plans are underway for a Harry Potter conference in Chicago in August 2008. It looks like it will be organized by these people.

Not a City of Chicago Headline

Apparently, it's news when there's graffiti in Blue Island.

"Woman" is Sentenced for Cyclist's Death

Jennifer Stark of Urbana kills a cyclist while downloading a ringtone on her phone while driving. She gets the maximum penalty... for improper lane usage! Six months probation, $1K fine and traffic school. Oh yeah, she has a myspace. A bizarre, tragic and ridiculous event.

More Help for CPS Students

Following last month's announcement from Roosevelt University, IIT is offering Chicago Public Schools students a full ride, provided they meet admissions and financial criteria.

Keep Yer Movie Away from My Manger

There's room at the Christkindlmarket for a nativity scene (as well as Islamic and Jewish holiday symbols), but not for The Nativity Story. The movie was dropped as a sponsor because the City thought the marketing was "too aggressive."

Johnny Five, Alive!

A number of robots will soon see action in Chicago. Oh, and one of them is named "Frank."

The Whitewater of Hyde Park

It had to happen at some point: the Barack Obama's bum real estate deal ended up in the national media today, as Morning Edition broadcast a story describing the arrangement's shady appearance as a mar to the senator's sunny image.

Milton Friedman Dead at 94

Milton Friedman, University of Chicago Nobel laureate in economics, passed away today.

Reeling Dealt a Blow

Chicago Filmmakers and Reeling, the gay and lesbian film festival, were robbed last night. The thieves got away with cash and with unprocessed credit card slips; if you used a credit card to buy tickets at the door for any Reeling screening at Chicago Filmmakers or at the Music Box, you're encouraged to keep an eye on your account and report any unauthorized purchases to Reeling (and, of course, to your financial institution).

Yes, Our Cabbies are That Good

One might think that 5,700 complaints against Chicago cab drivers would be a record high, but it's a 17% drop.

Sexual Assault in Logan Square

An unfortunate call for extra caution when traveling alone, a woman was attacked as she walked home late Sunday night from the Logan Square blue line stop. The crime occurred at the 2700 block of North Albany Avenue, and the assailant was described as a Hispanic male wearing a white turtleneck and blue jeans. If you have any information, please call Grand Central Area detectives at (312) 746-8282.

Another Bid Bites the Dust

Today, San Francisco officially dropped out of the contest to become the U.S. nominee for Olympic host in 2016. The city lost serious face last week when the 49ers decided to move the team's stadium to Silicon Valley, effectively dissing San Francisco in the eyes of the Olympic Committee. Chicago will now compete head-to-head with Los Angeles, in an effort to get the USOC to like them best.

Do I Say "Buy 'em" or "Sold"?

As the Chicago Board of Trade and the Chicago Mercantile Exchange prepare to merge, trading floor culture may become an issue.

Check Your Labels

A manufacturer of acetaminophen (you might call it Tylenol, but this concerns the generic pain reliever) has recalled over 11 million bottles of its product after finding small metal fragments in a portion of a batch. If you bought 500mg acetaminophen at any of these retailers, the FDA has released a list of affected batch numbers which can be checked on your bottle. If you have questions, you can call Perrigo, the manufacturer, at (877) 546-0454.

Independent News In Training

A group of graduate students at the Medill School of Journalism recently founded The Methods Reporter to share their unpublished work. The stories have a broad range, and they have particularly interesting coverage of community-based arts.

Martyred for Peace?

Malachi Ritscher, a local musician and peace activist, apparently set himself on fire on the side of the Kennedy last week as a protest against the Iraq War. I recall hearing a mention of this as a suicide on traffic reports, but never the political side of it. UPDATE: Peter Margasak has much more information on Post No Bills.

Committees, Cardinals and Consumer Protection

Given yesterday's election results, Crain's "what if" article about House Democratic committee positions deserves a closer read.

Update: Wrigleyville Assault

A set of lost keys led to the arrest of the man who assaulted a woman leaving the Addison Red Line stop early Saturday morning.

Eaaaaarrrrllllyyy Admission

Today Roosevelt University offered all first and second year students at Social Justice High School a full ride, provided they graduate with at least a 3.0 GPA, earn a 20 or higher on the ACTs, and fulfill a handful of other obligations. Good luck, high schoolers!

Freshman Arrested After Online Threat

A Niles West High School freshman was arrested today after FBI, Skokie police and school officials were notified by the administrators of Wikipedia after they discovered a troubling entry on the school's page. The entry was never posted, but because it "made violent threats specific to Niles West (High School) on Halloween," additional security was put in place at the school today.

Wrigleyville Assault

This morning, cops were posted at the Addison Red Line stop to pass out flyers requesting information on a 30-something man who robbed and sexually assaulted a woman as she was leaving the stop early Sunday morning. It's always jarring when you hear of attacks in a neighborhood in which you usually feel safe, but even more so when you realize it happened along the exact route you traverse everyday. Anyone with information on the incident is asked to call the Belmont Area sex crimes unit at 312-744-8261.

Falling Back and Fond Farewells

Don't forget to set your clock back one hour on Sunday morning, and when you do, say "good bye" to making the switch in October. Thanks to the Energy Policy Act of 2005, Daylight Savings Time will henceforth end on the first Sunday in November, undoubtedly causing trouble for college Halloween parties.

Blue Bags Dead, Long Live the Bins

After 11 years of trying to make it work, Mayor Daley has finally announced the end to the city's oft neglected blue bag recycling program. Instead, there's a seven ward pilot program in the works to use curbside bins in place of the rarely used blue plastic bags for recycling paper, glass, plastic and cans. The new bin color? Blue, of course.

Beluga Q. McWhaleypants

Over the summer, a baby beluga whale was born at the Shedd Aquarium, and they're only just now getting around to picking a name for her. ABC's Good Morning America is helping out the aquarium running a name-the-baby-beluga contest. Submit your name suggestion now, and on November 2 the four finalists will be posted for the public to vote on. The winning name will be announced November 9.

A Sad Slow Burn - Historic Chicago Building Ablaze

Tonight, Chicago lost another one. While sitting in the library at Columbia College cramming for a midterm, I noticed I smelled smoke, but somehow chalked it up to a photocopy machine in over-drive. Two seconds later, the entire school was evacuated. The fireball that turned the historic Louis Sullivan Wirt Dexter Building, built in 1887, and the former home to George Diamond's Steakhouse into ash, is a sad showing for Preservation Chicago.

In the Market for a Rollercoaster?

If so, head out to East Dundee for the Santa's Village auction. Don't forget to check out the full catalog [PDF] and supplementary photos so you'll be fully prepared to bid.

Cafeteria Critiques Not Cutting It

At least five suburban student newspapers are in trouble, and as Northwestern School of Journalism Dean Richard Roth puts it, "I hope they're not going out of business. We have enough problems with newspapers without losing them in high school."

The Meter and Mehr Move to Memphis

Transmission has the scoop on music critic Bob Mehr leaving the Chicago Reader.

She's the Running Back

Meet Lasaadia Jones, the first female varsity football player in Chicago Public League history.

Journalism or Pulp Non-fiction?

Several weeks ago the Chicago Sun-Times printed a story with a questionably written introductory paragraph, about a woman who was allegedly kidnapped, raped repeatedly, and held captive for four days in Lincoln Square. A group of people at Beyond Today started a letter-writing campaign and had a meeting with representatives from the paper the same day they printed a story where another woman is pressing charges for sexual assault as well. And while the coverage of the initial story wasn't handled very well, the Sun-Times does seem to be the only local paper that is covering this story. correction The Chicago Tribune did run a less sensational story earlier this month.

Diddy, Daley Rap

In 2005, a planned "Diddy Day" celebration in Las Vegas never quite happened (it couldn't have helped that Diddy himself didn't make it). Mayor Daley was reportedly furious at this slight, and focused all of his efforts in the last year towards feting Sean Combs in Chicago. Today, that dream was realized.

Still Haven't Seen Whom I'm Looking For

Sources tell me that Bono and Oprah were traipsing down Michigan Ave. on Thursday, purchasing items from the Gap, Motorola, Apple, and Armani, all in support of the "Red" campaign to fight AIDS in Africa. I don't know if I buy it because I certainly didn't see Bono and I'd hate to think I missed the chance to step outside and see my favorite live musician in the flesh. I'm going to have to believe it never happened.

Sears Tower in Olympic Flames

Chicago doesn't have the 2016 Olympics yet, but it does have a real nice logo. And Jordan.

Another Change in South Grant Park

It's almost time to say "goodbye" to the wooden bridge from the Roosevelt Metra station to Michigan Avenue. So break out your camera and sepia processing and take some old-time photographs this winter.

Open Letter to Criminals: Stay Away from MySpace

Another from our neck of the woods.

Headline of the day

In the Trib: Downstate police kill mystery emu. (tip from Amy)

My Lake Michigan Firing Range

The Coast Guard has proposed establishing 34 permanent live-fire zones in the Great Lakes. The 2,500 square miles of water would be closed to public while in use. As you might expect, people throughout the Great Lakes are more than a little upset. Currently, the Coast Guard's information site is offline although a comment page and a press release are available.

Nibbling Ankles in Glenview

Seems that the latest residents of the new $1 billion development in Glenview are a mess o' snapping turtles. The tough-jawed (and "pugnacious") reptiles found their way to the private lake by navigating the storm pipes. It sounds like these snappers are the friendlier sort, rather than their cousin the alligator snapping turtle, but you still should limit yourself to looking, and not touching.

The House that Hastert Ran

As the Mark Foley scandal continues to wreak political havoc, the Washington Times has called for Aurora's Denny Hastert to resign. Neither the Trib nor the Sun-Times goes quite so far, but both express outrage over the Speaker's evasiveness and call for further action. The Tribune, in particular, describes Hastert's handling of the matter as "dismally short of adequate." Can he stay standing? Given the way this business is unfolding, there's no telling what even this afternoon will hold.

Another Reason to Look Up

Early Friday morning, two people BASE jumped from a downtown crane. This is the second noted jump in as many weeks.

Wal-Mart Round-Up

With 10,000 applicants whittled down to 480 hires, the Wal-Mart at 4650 W North Ave is open for business today, and people seem to be overwhelmingly glad to have it there.

"Tokyo Rose" Dies

Often when I'm walking past J. Toguri Mercantile on Belmont, I'm reminded of a story that the only American accused of being "Tokyo Rose" lives there, above the store owned by her family. But yesterday, Iva Toguri D'Aquino, who was convicted and later pardoned of being World War II propagandist "Tokyo Rose," died at the age of 90.

Make Tallgrass, Not Bombs

Nice article about the Midewin National Tallgrass Prairie, an effort in southwest suburban Midewin to return a former military arsenal to the tallgrass prairie it was prior to the 1800s.

Econobloggers on Municipal Minimum Wage

While the big-box issue may currently be at an impasse, living wage concerns will not soon go away. We've asked your opinion in the past; today, the Wall Street Journal's Econoblog solicits the competing counsel of two experts.

Double Whammy

Lightning may not strike twice in the same place, but thieves apparently do. Yesterday, the 205 W. Monroe Bank of America was robbed two times in the span of several hours by different men. Each fled; neither has been apprehended.

Eat A Roach, Jump In Line

This Halloween, you can spare yourself the tedium of standing in line at Six Flags Great America, simply by consuming one Madagascar hissing cockroach per spot in line. PETA ain't happy.

The Crying of Lot Wi-Fi-Net

Late last week, the Chicago Wireless Internet Zone initiative published the final RFP soliciting bids to deliver citywide Wi-Fi. Esme Vos of MuniWireless offers analysis, including a run-down of the desired business model. Put simply, she says, "this RFP strongly discourages funding models that require any financial input from the City"; financial input from users, however, is fair game.

Washington Park Hockey Fields?

Sure, why not? The Sun-Times and the Tribune have details and commentary, respectively, regarding Chicago's developing plans for courting the 2016 Olympics.

Cabbie Killer Sentenced

Update on an old story: The AIDS activist and former city health department official who ran over a cab driver with his own cab last year has been sentenced to 15 years in prison.

FBI Raids County Building

The FBI paid a visit to the Cook County Bureau of Human Resources at the county building at 118 N. Clark St. today and reportedly confiscated boxes of records. According to the bureau's website, and as the name implies, the Bureau of Human Resources "directs and coordinates all human resource activities for departments under the jurisdiction of the President of the Cook County Board." The Chicago Tribune has more on the FBI search.

NU Prof Among 2006 MacArthur Fellows

Jennifer Richeson, social psychologist and associate professor, Department of Psychology at Northwestern University, is one of 25 "geniuses" to receive a 2006 MacArthur Fellowship. Recipients get $500,000 in no-strings-attached support over five years. The awards are "a special opportunity to celebrate the creative individual in our midst," says MacArthur Foundation President Johnathan Fanton. Cheers!

Shimer College, Welcome to Chicago!

On October 8, the Shimer College Convocation and Reception will take place somewhere new: IIT's main campus. The Great Books college will still have some operations in Waukegan, but most activity will be in Chicago.

Bridge Imitates Wrigley Field

Large chunks of limestone fell off of the Michigan Avenue bridge this morning, injuring an employee of Wendella Boats (sounds like he's going to be fine).

Illinois Not Safe From Bad Spinach

An elderly woman in LaSalle County was counted as Illinois' first casualty in a nation-wide problem with contaminated spinach. Over 100 people in 21 states have been made ill due to E. coli on spinach leaves. The FDA is warning consumers not to eat any fresh spinach for the time being.

Barack, or Not Barack?

Last week, State Comptroller Dan Hynes made news by holding a press conference to support a presidential candidate who is not, so far as anyone knows, a presidential candidate. That small detail apparently didn't matter much over the weekend, either: the Times reports on Barack Obama's reception at Sen. Tom Harkin's steak fry, and whether or not it was a campaign stop doesn't seem to have kept it from being a successful one.

Bet on the Bears, Win Furniture

The Bears gave Brett Favre his first shut-out on Sunday, and by doing so they won free furniture for dozens of customers at World Furniture Mall in south suburban Plano. Owner Randy Gonigam was insured to pay out up to $300,000 worth of furniture, but he never expected it to happen.

Most Newsworthy T-shirt Company

A wee bit late to the party, the Trib has a long article all about this Threadless t-shirt phenomenon we've heard so much about lately.

Freedom of the Press

Tribune reporter Paul Salopek, jailed in Sudan last month under charges of espionage, will be set free tomorrow, his paper reports. New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson, in Africa with Salopek's wife, Linda Lynch, and Trib publisher Ann Marie Lipinski, negotiated the release.

"Truthseeking" Journalist Stunned

Christopher Bollyn, a right-wing "truthseeker" and journalist for the American Free Press, was arrested last weekend and shot with a Taser gun. He says it's because of his claims that the Israelis were behind the 9/11 attacks; the cops say they thought he was trying to go get a weapon. We report, you decide.

Evacuation Drill to Go Incredibly Smoothly

What could possibly go wrong during tomorrow's evacuation drill in the Loop? Only time will tell, but in the meantime, the Trib's got information about closes streets and rerouted buses. CTA customers are optimistically requested to "allow extra travel time" for their Thursday evening commute.

Sorry, Grandma

Perhaps emboldened by the record number of bank robberies this year, a 79-year-old woman attempted to rob a downtown Bank of America yesterday with a toy gun. When the teller didn't comply with her demands, the woman left the bank, but was apprehended by police shortly thereafter.

OUT: Chicago Council on Foreign Relations

IN: Chicago Council on Global Affairs
(Read the news release.)

Logan Square Baristas, Unite!

Workers at the Logan Square Starbucks have announced they're unionizing, demanding a living wage, guaranteed hours and reinstatement of baristas fired for organizing activity. The store is the first outside New York to join the IWW Starbucks Workers Union. (Thanks, Patrick!)

Evacuation Drill Details Announced

Daley's given us a date for the previously announced evacuation drill in the Loop: September 7. The Sun-Times has details, including Daley's reasoning for, um, not sharing many details.

Foie Gras Back in the News Already

The foie gras ban has sort of claimed its first victim: Block 44 in Lincoln Square. Chef Rick Spiros served some duck liver as a special over the weekend -- to finish off his stock rather than throw it out, he says -- and someone bothered to call 311. Spiros has gotten a warning from the City not to "finish off" any more.

Bikes+Metra ≠ Bikes+South Shore Line

A Lincoln Park high school teacher has a lesson for you: Metra's bicycle regulations are more permissive than the South Shore Line's. He has a $150 taxi ride from South Bend to Lincoln Park to prove it.

Loop Evacuation Drill Planned

Work in the Loop? You might want to keep an eye on this.

Trib Reporter Arrested, Charged with Espionage

Days after a New York Times researcher was convicted in China for carrying out his work, a Tribune reporter, twice awarded the Pulitzer Prize, has been charged as a spy in Sudan. The paper's website carries extensive coverage of Paul Salopek's situation and reprints his award-winning coverage of both the Human Genome Diversity Project and political turmoil in Congo. Salopek was in Africa working on a project for National Geographic, which has issued its own statement.

Fly Like an Eagle into Where?

It may not be Meigs Field, but Howell-New Lenox Airport is the most recent casualty in the battle between development and area airports.

The Not-So-Prodigal Son

I somehow missed it amongst the year-end pledge campaign, but today Morning Edition visited Kenya, which was preparing for the visit of Sen. Barack Obama. Obama's father -- he of the dreams -- was born in the African country, and, we learn, both relatives and strangers have high hopes for his son's "return."

Bubba the Super Grouper, RIP

Speaking of fish, Bubba, the "super grouper" at the Shedd Aquarium who in 2002 became the first fish ever to undergo chemotherapy for cancer, died earlier this week. He was 24, and was a she (groupers are hermaphroditic) when found in a bucket on the front steps of the aquarium in 1987.

Like a REALLY Bad Episode of Friends

The jokes about Mardin Azad Amin's story -- you know, the one with the guy who had a penis pump he didn't want his mom to know about so he told TSA personnel that it was a bomb, landing him in court (possibly jail) and broadcasting his embarrassing situation to not only his mother, but the entire world -- well, the jokes pretty much write themselves, don't they?

Devon on Page One

Comparing the assimilation of Pakistani immigrants in the UK and the US, the Times put Devon on its front page today.

We're Not Number 1 After All

All those stories recently about Chicago having the highest gas prices in the country were dead wrong -- Aspen has us beat hands down.

We're Older, More Educated, and More Hispanic

Today, the Census Bureau released new data from its American Community Survey. The Sun-Times gives a quick summary.

Real Hot Chronic Babe in Webland

Fellow Real Hot babe Jenni Prokopy got a fantastic write-up in Crain's Chicago Business about her fantastic website Chronic Babe and how she's spreading her babe-liciousness to other women with chronic illnesses. (For full disclosure, Gapers Block is also happy to welcome her as a new staff member.)

The Wheels on His Bus Went Nowhere

Several months ago, a Maryland man was indicted for his scheme to cheat would-be attendees of Oprah tapings into paying him to get them there and get them in. Today, to avoid a possible prison sentence of seven years, he has pleaded guilty and promised to reimburse the 60 people he scammed. In its report, the AP helpfully reminds readers that tickets to the show are free. As for the deluded fans, many of whom are seniors, their best hope now seems to be that Winfrey will hear of their plight, assume the mantle of Our Lady of the Con Victims and take pity.

We're #1! (But not in a good way)

A Lundberg Survey completed last week shows that U.S. gas prices rose a penny, giving us a national average up $1.06 since July 21. While the cheapest place to get your tank topped off in the country is in Charleston, S.C., the most expensive place is, you guessed it, right here in Chicago at an average whopping $3.29 per gallon. The good news? It's so nice out, let's all go ride a bike.

No, Jane, Denver is the Capital of the United States

Becoming a social studies or history teacher just got considerably easier in Illinois. The Illinois State Board of Education lowered the passing grade on their test to 57%. That's right: you can fail and still pass.

Coming In Bronze

Crain's takes a look at how Chicago stacks up against its American competition for the 2016 Olympics and finds us falling short compared to rivals LA and San Francisco.

Today's Forecast: a Seiche

Sunday's Coastal Flood Statement predicts a seiche caused by severe thunderstorms. While not uncommon, they have caused considerable damage in Chicago. In 1954, an eight to ten foot reflective wave caused by a seiche drowned eight people (page 24) and swept dozens into the lake (page 67). But don't worry: today's seiche should be less than a foot tall.

All the Opinion That's Fit...

The "Big Box Ordinance" is the subject of our current Fuel discussion. It's also the subject of a New York Times editorial today, which calls the measure "a powerful expression of public dismay."

Political Trans-gression

Just another day in the nanny state: alderman Ed Burke is on the warpath against trans fats, and he's invited the CEOs of McDonald's, Burger King, and Taco Bell to the table to answer why "their promise to the American public (to make their food healthier) has gone unfulfilled." Consumerist questions his motives, observing a physical resemblance to Colonel Sanders. Stay tuned.

Third Coast vs. West Coast

The U.S. Olympic Committee has knocked Philadelphia and Houston out of the running for the U.S. bid for the 2016 Summer Games. Chicago must now bring the specifics together to complete its proposal by this fall, and try to outshine San Francisco and Los Angeles.

Torture Report Finally Out

The so-called Burge Report on police torture is finally out, and the Tribune has been nice enough to post a 15MB PDF of it. The Reader's John Conroy has some thoughts; read his coverage over the years here. UPDATE: Indymedia has the report broken up into more digestible chunks. (Thanks, Mitchell)

No Hats, Hoods or Sunglasses

In case you forgot, we've seen a record pace of bank robberies this year. So, some banks are instituting a dress code.

The Lefkow Tragedy, A Year Later

In the aftermath of the murder of Judge Joan Humphrey Lefkow's husband last year, Congress has taken steps to fund increased security for members of the judiciary. The National Law Journal reports roughly two-thirds of the nation's federal judges have enrolled in a program that provides them home security systems; NPR talks to a Chicago couple who are both judges about how their lives have changed since Michael Lefkow's killing.

Summer with the Boys

The New York Times notes that the near west coast of Michigan is an increasingly gay-friendly vacation destination. So hop in a car or catch a train and have some fun.

H-O-T and Muggy

Just in time for major athletic events, the National Weather Service released an Excessive Heat Watch for our region. Keep cool for the next few days, and don't forget what happens when it gets hot, hot, hot outside.

This Forest Brought to You by, well, Nature

The latest development in the Stroger saga is actually a reasonable one: the county board voted yesterday that future presidents' names will not be displayed on Cook County Forest Preserve signage. Eric Zorn cheers the news, while pointing out that practice is alive and well at the mayoral and gubernatorial level. That, he says, "serves no purpose other than to feed the swollen egos of transient glad-handers and to keep sign painters busy every few years when someone new takes office." In other news, the intrepid Carol Marin has it on good authority that the "poop-butt" comment may have been "poot-butt." Both, apparently, translate as "nerd."

Blue Line Back on Track

If you've been watching or reading the news you already know that there was a fire on the Blue Line during yesterday's rush hour and several passengers ended up in the hospital. The CTA Tattler has notes on lessons to be learned from the fire. Most importantly: Don't Panic. Good thing we all read our Red Eyes yesterday, right?

Midway says "Bienvenido" or "Willkommen" or...

Despite the recent uproar at foreign ownership of domestic ports, non-US firms seem poised to dominate the bidding for Midway. Subject, of course, to aldermanic approval.

The Anti-Rotary Fatwa

You probably know that Rotary International was founded in Chicago and maintains its headquarters in Evanston. So far, so boring, right? But, did you know Islamic fundamentalists count the organization amongst their sworn enemies? Strange (and apparently confused), but true. Slate explains "the Rotarian Menace."

A Plague of Mayflies

Another reason we should be glad we don't live in Wisconsin: La Crosse had a mayfly hatch so large that it showed up on National Weather Service radar as a rainstorm. [via]

The King Can't Rule; Long Rule the King

In case you've not been following it closely, the Tribune's editorial page offers a timeline of The Stroger Stroke & Succession Show, led by the almost comical understatement, "The record suggests that [aides and family members] have misled citizens about Stroger's health." How will this saga end, and who'll be next to be called "a little poop-butt" by a power-hungry alderman? Tune in tomorrow!

Bicyclist killed on Chicago Avenue

Manuel Tenecota, an Ecuadorian immigrant, was hit and killed by a CTA bus earlier today. He was just two blocks from his home. His death is the second bicycle-motorist fatality in as many weeks.

VA not for Peace

Veteran Mike Ferner was recently at the Jesse Brown VA Medical Center on the South Side, drinking coffee, when he found himself arrested. His crime? Protesting, trespassing and disorderly conduct, because he happened to be wearing a Veterans for Peace t-shirt. (Thanks, Jim!)

That Darn Fat

This afternoon, All Things Considered tackled the trans fat turmoil, providing perspectives based in hard science and sarcastic humor. (The subject of our "aldernannies" and their lunchroom monitoring stirred up some debate here recently: if you missed it, you may want to revisit this Revenge of the Second City column from late June.)

Oak Park Doesn't Like Fat Women?

Or at least not those who like to shop for clothes. Lane Bryant recently applied to open a store in downtown Oak Park, but was refused. Village President David Pope said that their officials want "a more broad-based retailer" and since the city used to own the property, they maintain right of refusal on all renters. Since the majority of women in this country wear the sizes Lane Bryant sells, I'm not sure how much more "broad-based" you can get.

Chicago, City that Trademarks

The City has filed for trademark protection on a wide variety of assets, from police and firefighter insignias to the phrase, "Chicagoland's Third Airport." Start watching for little ™'s to show up on stuff around town.

Ebert recovering after emergency operation

Sun-Times critic Roger Ebert had emergency surgery today to fix complications from a previous surgery to remove a cancerous growth. He's in serious condition, but his vital signs are apparently good. Get well soon, Roger!

Saga of the good life and hard times

So a 21-year-old mentally ill woman argued with a CTA employee and got arrested for trespassing. Despite pleas to the Chicago police from her parents, Christina Eilman, who lives in West Hollywood, California, was released by the police in the Wentworth neighborhood which she was unfamiliar with. Shortly thereafter she fell from a 7th floor window wearing only her underwear. A man who was allegedly the last person to see her before she fell surrendered to police. He denies he did anything illegal, but his request for bail was denied as the police investigate the possibility that she was sexually assaulted and then was either thrown from the window or jumped. Since Christina is now paralyzed, the city has decided to drop the misdemeanor charge of trespassing that started this whole thing. Her parents are suing the city for not keeping Christina in jail until one of them could arrive in Chicago. It's a sad story, but an interesting one that still isn't over.

3 Penny Cinema Can't Make a Buck

Lincoln Park's 3 Penny Cinema owes $100,000 to the City of Chicago in back taxes, and the city has now closed the movie house as a result. Sadly, this is the second closing of an independant movie theater on the same block of Lincoln Avenue. In 2004, the historic Biograph ceased to operate as a movie house, but plans to reopen as a live theatre venue. Hopefully, a similar, non-condo fate awates the 3 Penny. [Thanks, Mac!]

It Got Built; No One's Come

"That such a vast and reasonably priced wireless network has attracted so few users in an otherwise tech-hungry metropolis should give pause to civic leaders in Chicago, Philadelphia and dozens of other American cities that are building wireless networks of their own": The New York Times on on Taipei's wi-fi hopes and its wi-fi reality.

Tower Toppling Mostly Talk

A few days on, and further details have emerged about the "plot" to explode the Sears Tower. Which is to say, despite the alarm of initial reports, it's become clear that there was barely a plot at all. The Independent on Sunday describes it as "little more than wishful thinking," but also points out it could be a harbinger of future US worries: "when home-grown terrorists, not foreign-born Islamic radicals, pose the threat." Indeed, alleged ringleader Prince Manna (born Narseal Batiste) is as home-grown as it gets -- he was born and raised in Chicago; his father declares him "definitely out of his mind."

Sears Tower Targeted

In an incredibly frightening story, seven men were arrested in Miami for their involvement in a plot to attack the Sears Tower. The indictment states that this attack was supposed to be bigger than 9/11. It appears that the plans were in the beginning stages.

Mickeys Go Down

The DEA and Chicago police raided the stronghold of the Mickey Cobras gang in connection to the fentanyl-laced heroin that's killed hundreds in Chicago and other cities. Time will tell whether the gang is the sole source of the deadly mix.

The Eternal Return of the Soundbite

Funny meta-coverage of the Tribune Co. boardroom breakdown focusing on one Charles K. Bobrinskoy, a capital management executive whose firm owns a chunk of the controversy in question. Bobrinskoy, it seems, deserves a spot in the Bush Administration: this man does not veer from the talking points (of which there are but two). He's such an on-message broken record that encountering his quotes in the steady stream of these stories is apt, as the CJR Daily puts it, to drive readers "quietly insane."

Gay News, Good and Bad

Even as Illinoisans state their opposition to constitutionally banning same-sex couples from marriage, vandals set fire to the LGBT section of a Boystown-area branch of the Chicago Public Library. Um, Happy Pride month?

Hotel helps guests kick the CrackBerry habit

Guests staying at the Sheraton Chicago who find themselves leaning a little too heavily on their BlackBerries or other similar wireless devices now have a solution to their addiction: the hotel now offers to lock up guests' devices, so they can concentrate on trying to get some work done. Brilliant!

One City, One Fashion Capital

Mayor Daley has announced the establishment of a Fashion Advisory Council, with the goal of persuading local designers not to leave Chicago for the east or west coast.

Teen Charged for Making Threats on MySpace

A student at Bednarcik Junior High School in southwest suburban Oswego has been charged with felony harassment for threatening a school official on MySpace.

Just Say No to Damian

Anecdotally, at least, local maternity wards and birthing centers will be awfully quiet today.

Hello, I Have Your Hard Drive

Scary tale of an Ohio couple's hard drive, supposedly "destroyed" by Best Buy, ending up in a Chicago flea market totally intact.

Daley vs. "The Swede"

In the midst of his repeated assertions yesterday that allegations of unequal traffic treatment were "silly" (seriously, did you hear Lisa Labuz playing the press conference clips this morning?!), the mayor revealed himself -- to use John Kass's word -- as a "baldophobe."

R. Kelly: Not 'Wilson'

Looks like the Pied Piper spoke too soon when he boasted that guests at his parties "don't have to worry about complainin'-ass neighbors, 'cuz your boy is sitting on some acres." The mayor of Olympia Fields is taking issue with Kelly's superfluous zoning requests and late-night parties with guests wearing "various levels of clothing."

Ebert battles cancer, writes books

Robert Feder reports that Sun-Times film critic Roger Ebert is to undergo surgery again to have a cancerous growth removed from his salivary gland. Ebert says that the cancer is not life-threatening, and expects to make a full recovery. Good luck, Roger! Elsewhere in Ebert news, he's listed at #16 on Newcity's annual Lit 50 list of the most influential people in Chicago's literary world.

Lost and Found

Imagine if you lost something today, only to get it back 35 years later. It just happened to Gary Karafiat.

Decoding with da Vinci

The MSI's da Vinci exhibit is too well-timed to coincide with the release of The Da Vinci Code in cinemas to have been an accident. But, if that story has obfuscation at its heart, according to the Times, this exhibition centers on illumination, showing Leonardo's "almost ecstatic efforts to discern and disclose the world's workings and to master its principles, leaving nothing about them secret and hidden."

AT&T Protest and Suit

Studs Turkel, Illinois House Majority Leader Barbara Flynn Currie, Dr. Quentin Young and several other prominent Chicagoans joined the ACLU in a federal lawsuit against AT&T for violating their privacy by giving phone records to the National Security Agency. And Chicago Media Action is holding a protest at 4pm today; details here.

Sam's Wine Settles Out of Court

Jeez, how Chicago can you get: First, Sam's Wines & Spirits is accused of shady business practices, and now they've settled with the Illinois Liquor Control Commission while maintaining that they've done "nothing wrong." Sam's must pay a fine, and remain closed for the first three days of 2007, missing all that lucrative New Year's Eve-hangover business.

Chicago's Abu Ghraib

The United Nations Committee Against Torture is holding hearings to determine just how well the US is adhering to its international obligations. But torture at home is under investigation as well. Torture that took place here in Chicago under the guidance of former police commander Jon Burge.

Smoking Ban Prepares to Move North

Lake County, Illinois, is gearing up for a fight over a smoking ban of its own. Unlike Chicago's ban, which affects every bar and restaurant within city limits, this ban would only stop smoking at bars and restaurants in unincorporated areas... for now. Opponents point out that northern Lake County's proximity to Wisconsin will mean smokers will be traveling over the border for their smokey boozing, which could lead to an increase in drunk driving.

Creepy Guy Alert

Police in Rogers Park are warning parents about a man who has been seen following children home from school. He's thought to be in his 30's, and drives a white 4-door vehicle. Anyone with information can call the special victims unit at 312-744-8266. This would also be a good time to talk to your kids about "stranger danger", and the Illinois Early Learning website has some interesting parent and child activities and tips.

Do You Call the FAA or AAA?

Air-traffic controllers at O'Hare saw smoke coming from the landing gear of an American Eagle plane this afternoon. As the plane landed, it may have blown a tire as it skidded off the runway. Thankfully, there were no injuries reported. Investigators are...investigating.

Chicago Gangs Carve Up Iraqi Turf

How bad does the Army need soldiers? So bad they're letting gang members in. And members of Chicago's Latin Kings, Gangster Disciples and Vice Lords serving in Iraq are doing what any gang would do when faced with virgin turf: staking their claim with graffiti. The Sun-Times has a small photo gallery of tags in Baghdad and elsewhere.

Tightening the Smoking Ban Belt

Starting this summer (two years before you'll be prevented from smoking in bars in Chicago) nearby Evanston will ban smoking in public places. The Evanston City Council voted last night to start a smoking ban on July 1, which will include restaurants and bars. This comes well ahead of Chicago's full smoking ban implementation, but only about 8 1/2 months before Cook County's ban will take effect. Still, aldermen in Evanston say that the Chicago ban gave them the push to create their own (after over a decade of discussion and debate).

Bye, Boardwalk! Welcome, Wrigley!

Monopoly fans, start your clicking! The folks at Hasbro have decided to create a new version of the 76 year old boardgame later this year. The "Here & Now Edition" will feature not only inflated denominations and property values but 22 national landmarks, including Wrigley Field and O'Hare airport from our dear old Chicago. In this version, however, fans of the game get to vote on where their favorite landmarks will end up on the board, with the most votes garnering the chosen landmark the coveted Boardwalk spot. Vote early and often online until May 12 [Flash 8 required].

"I Can't Believe He's Partymates with Rick Santorum "

In the middle of a pretty somber piece on George Ryan on WBEZ this morning, there was a clip of a kinda goofy-sounding band singing about the former governor. That goofy-sounding band (featuring Miss Mia from Chic-a-go-go!) is Illinois First!, and the song is "George Ryan" (mp3), and they've got a whole album of songs about the prairie state. Sufjan's got nothing on them.

And The Verdict Is...

That's it: former governor George Ryan is found guilty on all counts.

Gateses to fund Outward Bound Schools in Chicago

Crain's reports that, possibly as soon as 2007, Outward Bound will open four public schools in Chicago, partially funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. It hasn't been decided who these schools will serve or where they'll be, but this should be interesting.

Ticked Cock Sends Tic Tock to Dick Doc

I feel for this guy: his penile enlargement surgery didn't go well. However, sending the doctor a letterbomb is probably going to damage your malpractice case.

Hard out where for a pimp?

The Illinois Legislature is considering signing a bill into law which would make it possible for a prostitute to sue a pimp. The House has approved it, the Senate is expected to approve it, and Gov. Rod is expected to sign it. In 2004 there were 3200 prostitutes, 900 johns, and fewer than 30 pimps arrested in Chicago. Sounds to me like it's about to get a whole lot harder out there for a pimp. Shucks!

Bad Boys, Bad Boys - Whatcha' Gonna Do?

The city of Naperville, in it's ongoing effort to stamp out the scourge of tobacco and therfore live forever, cited these individuals for selling smokes to underage patrons. Remember: these folks are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

The Trib/Trial Tumult

On the day the judge will decide whether George Ryan has experienced a mistrial, Eric Zorn offers a defense of the Tribune in the matter of its late revelations about the jury. Despite the rather easy conspiracy theories, Zorn claims the discovery was accidental and not the result of a leak; thus, he argues, the timing, while unfortunate, was unavoidable. The paper has published an account of the developments, as well.

Battle of the Signs, Round Two

Another brouhaha over a sign. This time, it's Tulip, an adult toy store on Northalsted in Boystown, whose window display featured the word "masturbate" and an anatomically correct male nude. A 7-year-old read the word, and her mom got upset and complained. The nude is now gone, but the masturbate sign stays ...for now.

Local Rents Look to Rise

If the housing market is cooling for sellers, the rental market appears to be heating up for lessors. As condo conversions cut into apartment inventory, the Sun-Times reports that local landlords plan to hike rents by the highest percentages in several years when leases come up for renewal in the next few months.

Jane Doe Sues Walgreens

Somewhere in Posen, IL is a 14-year-old girl on birth control pills. The lawsuit claims that a pharmacy technician found out that one of her daughter's classmates was taking "the pill" and told her daughter. Her daughter, being the typical middle schooler, is accused of telling some friends who told some other friends, and you know how it goes. However the harrassment was so bad that the girl has had to change schools and is suing Walgreens, the pharmacy technician, and the technician's daughter. The lawsuit even asks if Walgreen really is "The Pharmacy America Trusts."

This story came out two days ago. I've been waiting for a more in-depth follow-up from somewhere else, but I haven't been able to find it. If you know of one, send a link to cc@gapersblock.com.

Turning $5 into $50

Apparently counterfeiting is on the rise in Chicagoland, and local gangs may be involved. But who knew it was so expensive? A common technique is to bleach $5 bills and print higher denominations on them.

One Word: Ouch

Chicago Police on the status of an assault suspect as they attempted to apprehend him: "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis." That was after he cut it off and threw it at them. You know, as one does...

Cook County goes smoke-free

The Cook County board passed a smoking ordinance today that's tougher than the one that went into effect in Chicago in January. The county banned smoking in all enclosed and semi-enclosed buildings; there's an exemption for nursing homes, but none for bars and restaurants, and the ban goes into effect within a year. It applies only to suburbs that don't already have a municipal smoking ordinance, though, and doesn't trump Chicago's. So I guess now we can expect suburban smokers flocking to bars just inside the city limits until July 2008.

Tell Us Something We Don't Know

The Tribune gives an early report on Thursday's Economist which cites Chicago as a model for other American cities with shifting economies. Our "natural assets," hospitals, research institutions, entertainment and culture have earned us the title, despite speculation that the end of the Daley era will create the kind of political unrest the city has risen from. But for now we're the best. (Not that we needed anyone to tell us that.)

Stroger Hospitalized

Cook County Commissioner John Stroger was hospitalized this morning with pain in his legs. Despite having a hospital named after him, he was taken to Advocate Trinity, which is nearer to his home.

Building Explodes on South Side

Breaking: that smoke over the Stevenson Expressway? A building at 3411 S. Wood Street was leveled by an explosion. The Trib reports that employees of Peoples Gas had been investigating a natural gas leak. Hmm.

Don't Let The Bed Bugs....YOW!

An evening's stay in a Ellenville, New York hotel may turn into a financial windfall for a Chicago-area woman. Leslie Fox, a 54-year-old booking agent, is suing the Nevele Hotel for a paltry $20 million dollars, which seems quite reasonable if you lived on another planet. Yes, bug bites are traumatic. Just ask my five-year-old daughter. She only sued me for use of the X-Box for one day.

Gay Rowing Allowed on Crystal Lake

In a reversal of its early decision, Crystal Lake now says the Gay Games regatta can take place at the spot organizers indicated as their preferred venue. As Brian noted, don't expect the controversy to evaporate: the Tribune quotes local pastor Joel Anderson as describing the situation as an opportunity for ministry -- "We'd wrap the truth in love," he says. And we all know what that means. [An aside: interesting to see the Sun-Times allows quotes containing epithets like "queer."]

Gordon Parks Dies at 93

Photographer and filmmaker Gordon Parks, who began his photography career in a darkroom in Chicago's South Side Art Community Art Center, passed away in his New York home today.

Transit Union Votes to Strike

In a developing story, members of the CTA's union local voted last night in favor of striking by an overwhelming majority: 1,029 to 11. The union's president will meet with the CTA's management on Friday; things are already not looking good as Frank Kruesi disputes the union's right to call for a walk-out. The Tribune notes the CTA hasn't experienced a strike since March 1979 -- whether another will happen in 2006 remains to be seen.

Booters Booted

How's this for just desserts? Three officials connected to the city's booting program for ticket scofflaws have been booted themselves.

Crystal Lake: Latest Battlefield In The Culture Wars

Far Northwest suburb Crystal Lake has been having a crisis of conscience: the Gay Games has asked the Crystal Lake Park District to use the namesake lake for the rowing competition. After a 2-2 vote, it's up for vote again on Tuesday. The opinion section of the local paper Northwest Herald has exploded with letters for and against. (zero, one, two, three, four, five, six) This won't be the last controversy about this event. Sadly.

On a Scale of 0 to 1

Although the official NTSB report won't be released for months, USA Today's analysis claims the condition of the runway involved in December's Midway crash was "poor," describing it as "so slippery that it would have been difficult for people to walk on" and asserting that pilots would have experienced minimal traction when attempting to slow down. On the night of the accident, airport officials were reporting the runway's status as "good"; their judgment was based on federal standards for measuring conditions, standards the accident has called into question.

WTF?!!!!

Let's role-play a little. Imagine going to a party when you're 16, passing out from drinking too much, waking up naked with stuff written all over your body. Then imagine finding out that four of the guys at the party allegedly raped you or helped film it. Four years later you're testifying at another trial when the defendant's lawyer pulls up a television and expects you to watch that videotape in a room full of strangers and answer questions. Sounds like cause for a bit of a breakdown. Now imagine that the judge tells you to either watch it and answer the questions or the defendant goes free and you go to jail for contempt. Thankfully victims' rights advocates got Judge Kerry Kennedy to change his mind today.(UPDATE: Lots of commentary on Eric Zorn's blog.) correction: Judge Kennedy is presiding in Bridgeview, IL, not Naperville. Thanks, Mark.

Explosives undetected! Story overreported!

In case you missed out on the latest crisis in the local-news culture of fear, a CBS-2/Sun-Times investigation has determined that security dogs at Metra stations might not detect suicide bombers, assuming those suicide bombers behave under the exact circumstances as the CBS-2/Sun-Times fake ones did. And we all know what a juicy target for suicide bombers Metra is. Both Metra and Securitas, the contractor that provides the dogs and their handlers, say the dogs aren't meant to work that way. The Sun-Times and CBS respond, "Boo! See, made you jump. What if we'd been a suicide bomber? Huh?"

Saving Franks and Beans in NOLA

In the midst of Mardi Gras coverage, you might need reminding of the devastation that Katrina left in New Orleans. Take a look at this amazing tale, complete with pictures, of a Chicago man, Ned, and his friend Brian "Gordo" Gordon, who drove into New Orleans after Katrina to save Gordo's cats Franks and Beans. This morning, there are reports that many aid groups are running out of Katrina relief funds. Please give where you can. [Thanks, Julia!]

On the Road to No-prah

Pity those poor old ladies who put their trust in a scheming DC-area travel agent to get them to Chicago to see Oprah... Terrance M. Hawkins was indicted today on 17 counts of theft after charging unsuspecting clients $500 each for a cross-country bus tour and tickets to see Winfrey tape her show. Alas, it was all a grift. [via]

Oh My Wi-Fi

Chicago's citywide Wi-Fi initiative may not seem like much on the surface but here are some numbers to put things in perspective: The San Fransico bay area's wi-fi system covers 35 square miles. Philly's nearly-completed wi-fi system will cover 135 square miles. Chicago's proposed system would cover 228 square miles making it the largest in the nation. What this means is that I'll now have a place to sit and drink my coffee when I go to Borders.

Movie Cliche Come True

A small plane crash-landed on the Elgin-O'Hare Expressway Sunday. The plane had just taken off from nearby Schaumburg Regional Airport when it had engine trouble.

Foreskin in the Balance

Just the way everyone wants to become famous: a precedent-setting dispute between divorced parents over their conflicting wishes regarding their 8-year-old son's circumcision. The presiding Cook County judge is requiring the parties to, ahem, maintain the status quo until the "best interests of the child" can be sorted out. Until then, he's not even allowed to hear about the case.

Wi-Chi

The Trib reports that, beginning in the spring, Chicago will actively solicit proposals for the creation a citywide wireless network (as Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and Philadelphia have already done). Meanwhile, the tech-savvy shake their heads at the prospect of installing 7,500 wireless repeaters instead of waiting a year for WiMAX.

Rebutting Cindy

Remember that bizarre column lambasting Chicago in the NY Post we linked to on Monday? Richard Roeper wrote a rebuttal in the Sun-Times a couple days ago. Tequila Red's was a bit snarkier, though.

CLCCRUL v. CL Redux

Two days later, here's some more background from the Tribune on that Craig's List lawsuit filed by the Chicago Lawyers' Committee for Civil Rights Under Law. (Here's a PDF of their original press release.)

Ravings of a Mad Woman

New York Post columnist Cindy Adams must've run out of material: her latest screed is a baffling, cliché-filled rant (bugmenot) about how second-rate the Second City is, keyed off a vague claim that Chicago was recently called "the Number One City in America" in an unnamed newspaper. (Thanks, Nadim!)

Battle of the 'Hogs

Seems our local hairy weatherman, the Brookfield Zoo's Cloudy Groundhog, has failed to see his shadow today, while the more "famous" predictor, Punxsutawney Phil has indeed, seen his, and predicted six more weeks of winter. Can we get a consultation from Tom Skilling, or a marmot or something?

Mo' Money Mo' Money

Remember that $100 dollars People's Gas owes all of us? The gas company had agreed to refund $100 to customers for overbilling the past four years. If the Illinois Commerce Commission gets its way, they'll be refunding another $240 on top of that.

We're #35!

Chicago is only the 35th most expensive city in the world, tied with Los Angeles, according to a new survey by the Economist. Number one? Oslo, Norway. (Thanks, Jeb!)

Kids Love The Art Institute, too!

Child Magazine has named The Art Institute of Chicago the best museum for kids. The results, announced today, were compiled with date from a four month investigation examining over 100 museums across the nation. AIC plans to celebrate their victory on Saturday, February 25, at the museum's "Behind the Lions Day."

Job Market Picking Up?

In what has to be viewed as a frightening sign for the Chicago job market, 24,500 people applied for a job at the new Evergreen Park Wal-Mart. That's 75 applicants per position currently available.

Eyeglass Thieves Escape Unseen

Apparently, local thieves have figured out that high-end eyeglass frames and sunglasses are a convenient target: they're small, portable and very valuable. Reports of theft have been on the rise. Fortunately, so far only new frames have been stolen, but if I were you, I wouldn't walk down any dark alleys in your Chanel shades.

Jewel No Longer on the Block

After much speculation, Jewel-Osco will soon be operating under new management. Its parent company, Albertson's, has agreed to be acquired by Supervalu, a chain that can't even spell its own name. As part of the deal, announced this morning, some stand-alone Oscos will be bought separately and become CVS stores.

Our Weight's Not a Problem, It's a Feature

According to a U of C economics professor, America's weight problem is a symptom of our prosperity. I guess that means Chicago's doing exceptionally well. Meantime, Men's Fitness' "Getting America Fit Tour," which was supposed to be at the Mercantile Exchange this weekend, was abruptly canceled on Thursday with no explanation.

Springer Taping Attendee Imitates Springer Guest

A woman from Westmont is spending 30 days in jail for abandoning her kids at home -- so she could attend a Jerry Springer taping last fall.

Today in the Smoking Times

The Elk Grove Times looks at the potential domino effect of the Chicago's citywide smoking ban, an ordinance described by Hoffman Estates mayor Bill McLeod as "a nuclear bomb," while the New York Times visits Wicker Park's new Marshall McGearty Tobacco Lounge.

And a Laptop for Every 7th Grader

If Illinois Lt. Governor Pat Quinn has his way, every 7th grader in public schools in the state will get a free laptop computer in a new program called I-Connect. They'll need around 170,000 computers and $50 million to make this happen, so not surprisingly, there's some resistance forming about where to get the money and how to dole out the computers. To keep up on this and all of the Lt. Governor's news you might check out his podcast.

Naked on the Train

If you see a naked guy on the train, don't mess with him. CTA guards and policemen found out first-hand as they tried to apprehend an 18-year-old agitated nudist on the Red Line yesterday. Pepper spray and a Taser didn't stop him, and he broke a train window before fleeing. He was eventually subdued somewhere on North Kenmore.

F*****g Smoking Ban

Metra has suspended without pay a conductor on the line to Harvard, who added his own editorial to a warning that smoking would no longer be allowed on train platforms in the city. According to the Trib, "the conductor used a vulgar sexual epithet over the Metra train's public address system to describe the city officials who enacted the ordinance."

We're Not That Mean

Not to our homeless people, anyway. The National Coalition for the Homeless ranked Chicago 12th in its "Top 20 Meanest Cities" list, citing our rule against panhandling within 10 feet of an ATM. The list is part of a much larger report on the criminalization of homelessness.

No Smoke on the Horizon

The city's smoking ban goes into effect on Monday, so you've got four days to "only smoke when you drink." Meantime, Elk Grove Village's mayor is upping the ante, proposing a ban on cigarette sales.

A Case for the A.S.P.C.A.

Over the weekend, a Crystal Lake man decided to trap and then (allegedly) scald to death a squirrel in his back yard. Amazing? Not as much as his nonchalance.

The Jockeying Begins in Earnest

Among the choice quotes in Jodi Wilgoren's coverage of next year's mayoral election, Daley on Daley: "The day I get tired, I'll quit." Jesse Jackson Jr. on Daley: "Changing the mayor of Chicago is like changing Chicago."

Polar Bear Vacation

Seems the Brookfield Zoo wants its bears to get a little frisky. The zoo has just loaned out two of its polar bears for the season by sending bears Payton and Haley to a breeding program at the Memphis Zoo in Tennessee. While they're gone, the zoo's other two bears, Payton's parents, will be getting busy on their own. Is it me, or does that sound like a classic Spring Break party movie plot line?

Still Beats Workin'

So, the Wendy's/AirTran collect-thirty-cups-earn-a-domestic-fare promotion ended a few days ago, and even though the dumpster-diving strategy is old news, it's nice to read that Chicago's young residents are every bit as crafty as, say, New York's.

Two Thousand Tax

Happy New Year! Now pay up: the CTA rate hikes went into effect yesterday (for those without a Chicago Card, that is), and a pack of cigarettes just got a bit more expensive too.

Yet another longtime Chicago landmark closing

If the mention of Testors paint bottles brings you back to your childhood, you'd better get down to Trost Modelcraft & Hobbies before Tuesday evening, as it's closing up shop after 78 years. Although the company's wholesale distribution business will continue, it's the retail store that customers will be mourning, a store that was once a main gathering place for kids back when Lionel trains and slotcar racing were big national pastimes.

Bloggers Look Back on 2005

For hours of link following fun, check out Eric Zorn's list of bloggers' takes on the year's most significant local news.

Crime down, up

You may have heard in the news recently that overall crime in the city is down from last year, but there's a couple of areas where statistics are actually up: domestic killings are up (though the number of total homicides is still fairly low); and, as previously reported on GB, bank robberies were big this year, with a record total of 230 robberies so far. Here's the amazing part: there were a total of 3 bank robberies yesterday! You might want to stick to the ATMs for a while...

Party Here

For the second year in a row, Chicago is the number one destination in the country for New Year's Eve, according to hotwire.com.

The Tsunami, A Year On

Yesterday was the first anniversary of the tsunami that devastated countries throughout South Asia. Through the end of next month, the Notebaert Nature Museum is running an exhibition that examines the science behind tsunami formation and profiles families in various affected regions. The AP has more on that, while the Trib runs a series that takes stock a year later.

Chicago: "Stick 'em up!"

It seems like we're back to the business of setting records. This year we've had a record 214 bank heists, a surprisingly large number of which have been stick-em-up style movie heists. Thank goodness for online banking.

Just like taking out the trash, only with more walking

Still looking for a solution to the low participation in the city's recycling program that doesn't involve curbside pickup (an expensive solution, as reported yesterday), Streets and Sanitation Commissioner Michael Picardi has introduced a plan to install recycling drop boxes in a dozen wards, so that people will have to cart their recyclables to the drop points in their neighborhood. And when THAT doesn't work, perhaps we can look forward to a recycling program where people mail their trash to the recycling plant.

80% of Beverly Can't Be Wrong

Based on the success of curbside recycling in the Beverly neighborhood, Ald. Joe Moore is proposing an end to the blue bag program within the next few years. The Tribune quotes him as saying, "It's time to have Chicago join the large cities across the nation in adopting a legitimate recycling program," while the Sun-Times account focuses on arguments about the expected cost. Currently, a mere 8% of household rubbish is diverted for recovery.

Sometimes Crime Does Pay

Congrats to Adrian Holovaty, the creator of the much lauded ChicagoCrime.org, for being selected by Crain's as one of 2005's "40 under 40" in Chicago business. Not only has he made a name for himself by creating an immensely useful and innovative website, but he also scored a job out of the project-- in August he accepted a position with the Washington Post as "Editor of Editorial Innovation" (How cool is his business card?) and recently announced the release of his first major project, a database of every vote in the US Congress since 1991.

The Anti-Smoking Train Has Left the Station

The local smoking ban that "Fuel"ed so much debate has already spawned imitators downstate. It looks as though Springfield will consider similar measures next month, proposed to go into effect in 2007 (i.e., sooner than the Chicago inspiration).

Please Hold For The Next Availa........

News Flash: CTA customer service is not as responsive as it should be. Somehow I suspect you already knew this, but just in case, we thought we'd let you know.

McCarthy, RIP

Eugene J. McCarthy, the Minnesota senator and presidential candidate who was a central figure in the 1968 Democratic Convention and riots in Chicago, died this weekend. (NewsBusters points out an interesting error in the Tribune's profile of the senator.)

Midway Crash

I'm going to guess you've already heard about this by now, but just in case you're a recluse: A Southwest Airlines 737 skidded off the end of a runway and went through a barrier fence at Midway Airport last night, hitting at least four cars before coming to a stop in the middle of Central Ave. A 6-year-old boy who was inside one of the cars was killed. Here's Southwest's CEO's statement on the airline's first fatal accident in its 35-year history.

And Today in Smoking Ban News...

The fight over a city-wide smoking ban in indoor areas has been going on for years, but today city Aldermen reached an agreement to make most indoor establishments smoke-free, with the caveat that they would give your local pub or neighborhood restaurant up to three years to comply. Related, some places are taking the matter into their own hands: The Westin Hotel chain will make all of its hotels, including its Chicago locations, smoke-free by January, and more and more Chicago locations are putting their own restrictions on smoking.

Tribune Cuts Unnecessary?

We mentioned last week that the Chicago Tribune is cutting jobs. Well, MoveOn.org thinks they're unnecessary cuts that will water down local news. MoveOn claims that the profits of Tribune Media Company aren't where the owners want them to be (even though they say they're quite large) and that's why about 100 folks are losing their jobs. And they'd like for you to sign their online petition to demand that the cuts are reversed.

Variations on a Theme

Here's a new one: in my email inbox this morning I find a new iteration of the Nigerian scam—except this one claims to be from the personal assistant to Conrad Black, the recently indicted former chairman of Hollinger International, owner of the Sun-Times. This "assistant," who says Black is wrongly accused, knows where to find some of that money Black allegedly diverted from the company, and would just love to give me a big chunk for helping to "invest" it away from the prying eyes of that nasty Patrick Fitzgerald.

Now She Can Rest in Peace

I can remember hearing news reports as a kid about the rape and murder of 10-year-old Jeanine Nicarico. It ranked with the Brown's Chicken Murders in notoriety. Yesterday, 22 years later, a grand jury indicted convicted murderer Brian Dugan of the crime. For more info about the case, see Eric Zorn's backgrounder and his 1994 series of columns.

The Last Shall Be First

When it comes to that notorius Times story, we'll let Women & Children have the last word.

Dead in the Water

This is probably not the sort of thing you'll see featured on that TV trip down the Chicago River: this weekend, in the span of three hours, two bodies were found in the water.

Neil Steinberg is on the wagon

And I'm hoping he stays there. I wrote a few months ago about how he was arrested for hitting his wife. She called the cops, they arrested him, and he spent some time in the klink. He then went to rehab, got out, and wrote a column all about it. He gives kudos to his wife for fielding the publicity and running the household and raising two boys alone, but he promises not to become a self-actualized, soft-hearted guy. Good luck, Neil.

The Roof, the Roof...

I keep telling myself this isn't funny, because people could have been hurt, but apparently someone is setting fires in buildings throughout the University of Chicago campus. Scorched buildings include Kent Hall, home to many an 8:30am chemistry lecture. It's not funny, but if I were to set a blaze during my U of C stay, yeah, that's about where I would start.

So Alive With The Sound of Music

Mayor Richard Daley has clearly had at least a spoonfull of sugar. He proclaimed yesterday "Julie Andrews Day" in Chicago. Andrews is in town directing The Boy Friend at The Chicago Theater. Andrews will also participate in Columbia College Chicago's annual "Conversations in the Arts: Up Close With ..." series. Next week marks the 40th anniversary of the release of The Sound of Music.

The White Stuff

Keep your eyes on the ground tonight as the area is expected to get its first flakes of snow (along with some possibly severe thunderstorms). The weather forecast is still developing, but it does make sense to bundle up tomorrow morning for what's supposed to be the coldest day in almost 8 months.

Taste of Heaven: The Continuing Saga

Eric Zorn posts what will hopefully be at least close to the last word on the scandalous New York Times article about Taste of Heaven's sign. He includes a lengthy comment from Alison Miller, one of the mothers quoted in the NYT article, who indicates she was taken out of context a bit. (See previously: 1, 2, 3.)

It Has Mini-Blinds and a Turret

A year from now, if you happen upon the corner of Lawndale and Parkview Terrace on the Northwest Side and see a castle-like house with a turret, do not be alarmed. It is simply the home of Legion Records owner Rudy Acosta. Sure, the house will be 16 feet taller than all other houses and will be 5 feet closer to the street, but this man has a dream and a permit. Acosta wants to build a 6,700-square-foot limestone home resembling a medieval castle but his neighbors aren't too keen on the idea.

Women & Children, Wrongly

Cinnamon investigated the depiction of bookstore Women & Children First in a recent New York Times article that was, in essence, about parenting practices in Andersonville. Accordingly, today's correction to that story won't come as much of a surprise to Gapers readers:

"Because of an editing error, an article on Wednesday about rules for children and parents in restaurants and other businesses misstated the site of an incident in which a woman was asked to stop breast-feeding in a store in Chicago. It was not the Women and Children First bookstore but another business in the neighborhood. The article also misstated the bookstore's policy for children who break rules for story time. Parents are asked to take them away from the reading area; the children are not ejected."

New York Times: The Paper of Incorrect Record

We posted earlier about a "no screaming child" policy at Taste of Heaven in Andersonville. Halfway through the New York Times article, there was a paragraph about a male Women & Children First employee kicking a nursing mother out of the store. Needless to say, the staff at Women and Children first have been fielding emails, phone calls, and visits all day about this. They've released a statement saying that since there was no male employee at the time, the story is obviously inaccurate. And the alder(wo)man Mary Ann Smith even says her quote as reported "Didn't happen." Maybe the reporter thought Women and Children First had a "No New York Times Reporters Who Don't Fact-Check Allowed" sign on their door.

The "Life of the Mind" goes brain-dead.

University of Chicago students throw a lame, racist party. Letters to the editor are written. Naomi Wolf is cited. Arguments rage on Live Journal. The Chicago Tribune picks up the story.

Twista Unleashes the Furor

Chicago hip hop star Twista played "Principal for a Day" last week at the Chicago Children's Choir Academy, a CPS magnet school on the South Side. It went over fantastically with the kids, but HipHopDX.com reports that it met with the ire of one David L. Wideman. Wideman began a one-man anti-Twista campaign, calling and writing Mayor Daley and even creating a website, civicfuror.com.

Caught In A Manhole

Pete Tidd, an Elvis impersonator, won $600,000 in an injury lawsuit against the town of Cicero. Tidd injured his left leg in 2002 after stepping into an exposed manhole. He was hoping to recover roughly $140,000 in medical expenses, but the Maybrook Courthouse jury decided he should get more because the accident limited his mobility to the point he couldn't perform karate kicks or other maneuvers needed for his act.

Wash Up, Kids

Did you wash your hands before and after lunch? A bill in Springfield would make lunchtime hand washing required by law for students attending Chicago Public Schools. The legislation is intended to help slow the transmission of cold and flu; no word on what punishment would be dealt to scofflaws. Next they'll make not covering your mouth when you cough a ticketable offense.

Candy and Candles Ablaze!

If you were anywhere close to downtown, or on the lakefront path anytime past 11pm, you might have noticed a pungent burning smell and a travelling dark thick fog. The source of such might have been a mystery to you (as it was to some friends and I on the lakefront) but I knew that in the morning something this big would be in the news. And it is. A candle factory and part of the closed Brach's Candy Co. each had a massive fire on the West Side. There's some kind of irony in a candle factory burning down, isn't there?

From the WTF File

In case you missed it on last night's TV news: a 2-year-old shot a 3 4-year-old yesterday in a home day care facility run by the 2-year-old's grandmother on the South Side. No, it wasn't a fight -- the kids found the gun, believed to have been left by the younger boy's 21-year-old uncle, and it went off while they played with it. (Thanks for the edit, Jen)

Chicago politics, even in death

Chicagoan Theodore Roosevelt Heller will be buried today in a cemetery on the South Side. His obituary from the Tribune indicates a novel way to mark his passing: "In lieu of flowers, please send acerbic letters to Republicans." (Tip from The So-Called "Austin Mayor".)

Restaurant Collapse Caused by Irony

If you've been in Wicker Park recently, you may have noticed Milwaukee Avenue has been going through some major changes: multiple large tear downs and rehabs at Ashland (including the long defunct Arandas Mexican Food), Urban Outfitters has announced their impending arrival, and most recently the Ann Sather Swedish eatery collapsed. Apparently the construction crew working next door tore a hole in the building's wall, and as of this past weekend all that was left of the restaurant was a pile of rubble with the Ann Sather sign laying on top. The offending crew's name? Good Karma Construction.

Columnist Arrested

Sun-Times columnist Neil Steinberg was arrested at his home last Wednesday for allegedly hitting his wife and trying to prevent her from calling police. He was released on a recognizance bond last Thursday morning after appearing in court. His boss simply says, "We hope the best for Neil and his wife." And I gotta say, I think Eric Zorn is being a bit too nice to him.

Breathe Again

Yesterday's blurb from the Tribune suggested the mayor wasn't too keen on a full-fledged indoor smoking ban in Chicago, but Fran Spielman of the Sun-Times reports today that, starting next April, it's on.

Losing My Religion

Lots of activity in the Chicago Roman Catholic Archdiocese: Cardinal George just took away the ministries of 14 priests accused of sexual misconduct, and banned the "Love Holy Trinity Blessed Mission," a secretive Catholic sect that has been accused of "cult-like practices," from church property and meetings. (Lots of info about LHTBM on this message board.)

Red Cross Benefits from Regrowth

Two weeks ago, Threadless announced its plan to sell shirts for charity. Today, that plan paid off.

Three local fellows

The 2005 MacArthur Fellows have been announced, and three of the 25 are from Chicago. Steven Goodman, Kevin M. Murphy, and Olufunmilayo Olopade will all receive $500,000 over the next five years, no strings attached. The complete list of Fellows is here.

FEMA Hiring In Chicago

Wow, talk about job creation: Apparently FEMA is hiring in Chicago to staff a call-center to help with the utter deluge of calls they've been getting post-Katrina. Word on the street is that recruiting agency AppleOne is handling the hiring. One person's already got the job and has some questions about how it might help. Or not.

Rock Island District Derails

Reuters reports that one person died and 76 were injured by the derailment of a Metra train this morning on the Rock Island District line. The Tribune has further coverage, while CBS2 has extensive footage. Rock Island service to and from Joliet was disrupted but is expected to resume its ordinary schedule by 2:30pm; Metra updates are available here. Those looking for information about passengers on train run 504, which was due into LaSalle St. at 8:45am, can call 311 (in Chicago) or 312/729-6100 (outside the city).

The Worm, wanted once again

Was it just a few short years ago that Dennis Rodman's hair was the talk of the nation (and causing gapers blocks on the Kennedy)? The former Bulls star, after trying his hand at such dangerous activities as World Championship Wrestling and co-starring in a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, was competing in a cross-country auto race in July, when he was pulled over in Frisco, Colorado for speeding (98 mph!). Well, he missed his court date and now there's a warrant out for his arrest.

Court Administrator Christine Yuhas said they're not going to actively look for Rodman, but "if he shows up again in Colorado, we'll pick him up." I have nothing else to add at this time, except to link to this hilarious anecdote in the Chicago Reader archives, about the time Rodman gave his Bulls jersey to Billy Corgan.

A Foie Free Future?

You'd think that there'd be controversy enough in the City Council's consideration of a ban on foie gras. But columnist Carol Marin managed to turn that duck of a topic into a goose about the city's handling of police torture under ex-commander Jon Burge.

Rah Rah Chicago

The October issue of Men's Fitness Magazine ranks the fittest and fattest college campuses. Brigham Young University was crowned fittest, followed by the University of California, Santa Barbara; Boston University; University of Vermont; and Northwestern University in Evanston. Southern Illinois University at Carbondale comes in as one of the Nation's fattest. It's been a good year for Chicago's colleges and rankings: U.S News & World Report ranked Loyola University Chicago the "Best Value" and The University of Chicago is in the running to be voted one of The Seven Wonders of Chicago.

Raising Funds the Threadless Way

Here's a chance to wear the change you want to see in the world: skinnyCorp's Threadless t-shirt outfit has introduced a new style, the Regrowth tee. The shirt sets you back a mere $10; that gets generously doubled, and 20 bucks goes to the relief effort, up to 50 grand. Nice.
Update: People are snapping those suckers up. Threadless reports raising $25k in 24 hours and says stocks are low but they're working on it. In other words, patience, grasshopper.

Chicago's Finest Take on NOLA's worst

Chicago Police Department's Sgt. Robert Cargie, a member of the contingent of law enforcement officials assisting with flood-stricken New Orleans: "I think the tide has turned," Cargie said. "One guy told us, 'Those punk asses ran off as soon as the real police came in' -- no offense to the New Orleans police." Hell yeah.

Meigs Fine

You knew he couldn't get away with it scott-free. The FAA has fined Daley (well, the city) $33,000 for demolishing Meigs Field -- a hefty sum no doubt covered by the parking fees for a couple of this summer's concerts on Northerly Island.

Raising Funds the Hip-hop Way

Kanye West said his piece; lots of discussion about that at Chicagoist. Now, another local hip-hop star is suggesting folks hush up and put their money where their mouths are. AllHipHop.com reports that Twista, citing the need to "stop pointing the finger of blame and help our fellow brothers and sisters in their time of need," is working to put together a concert to benefit victims of Hurricane Katrina. Although the event doesn't yet appear on the House of Blues calendar, it's said to be set for September 19th. The show will feature Da Brat, Do or Die and others, and admission will be free, but fans are encouraged to donate funds, food and clothing. Speak up about other ways to help out in today's Fuel.

Lessons of Chicago

Eric Klinenberg, author of recent GB book club selection Heat Wave: A Social Autopsy of Disaster in Chicago, wrote a column for yesterday's Slate on the lessons of the 1995 Chicago heat wave, and why those lessons matter in New Orleans this week.

Room for pee?

Yes, Folgers coffee is awful, but try cream & sugar next time? I've been angry with co-workers before but never this angry. Fifty-one year old Skokie resident Kemarat Vathananand, was putting urine and "other toxic" chemicals in co-workers coffee because of a spat with his higher-ups. Now he'll have three years in prison to urinate wherever he likes.

Ultra-blue, through and through

Rep. Jan Schakowsky's hubby, political consultant Robert Creamer, pleaded guilty today for all manner of tax violations and bank fraud. Creamer was penitent in court, and Schakowsky's standing by her man. While this multi-million dollar swindle might be cause for scandal elsewhere, the last line of the AP report sums up local politics pretty well: "Schakowsky, who lives in the Chicago suburb of Evanston, said she doesn't think her husband's plea would prompt a primary challenge next year in her heavily Democratic district."

Help After the Hurricane

By now you're well aware of the mounting problems in Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and many other parts of the country due to Hurricane Katrina. The best ways you can help victims, however, are through local channels. The McCormick Tribune Foundation is going to match donations up to $1 Million at 50 cents on the dollar, and check with your work about corporate gift matching which helps your money go further to help others. Also, there are places you can donate basic necessities, medical services (including blood), and volunteer across the area. Make sure you donate through verified aid groups, though, such as some of these and others that FEMA has noted.

Escaping Hurricane Katrina in style

A family from Glencoe that was down in New Orleans to help their son check into Tulane University escaped from the path of the oncoming hurricane via limousine. Cost of the limo trip from New Orleans to Chicago: $3,700.

Downstate Hoax

The Tribune has uncovered a bizarre hoax perpetrated on Southern Illinois University's school newspaper and beyond. Two years ago, the Daily Egyptian received a letter from an 8-year-old girl named Kodee. Her father, Sgt. Dan Kennings, was in Iraq. Her letter became a column, which continued to appear in the paper until recently, when news came that Kennings had been killed. Tribune reporters headed down to Carbondale to report on the story, and instead discovered that Dan Kennings didn't exist. Blogger Out of the Box has a little more, as does the Southern Illinoisian.

LGBT Life During Wartime

Only a few weeks after the Chicago City Council passed a resolution opposing the Pentagon's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, the Windy City Times reports on the case of a local man who told, albeit inadvertantly. Earlier this month, Jeff Howe was discharged from the US Army for identifying himself as gay in a social networking profile, despite having remained in the closet to his colleagues and commanders. Once his sexual orientation was revealed, Howe's superiors took immediate action to separate him, regardless of prior awards and the involuntary extension of his tour. Howe will speak about his experience at an event hosted by the Servicemembers Legal Defense Network on Sept. 23rd; call 773/752-0058 for more details.

Officers Gone Wild

What is it with the Chicago PD lately? First we learn about cops beating up suspects at department stores, now there's one asking women to flash him when he pulls them over? And an off-duty cop bit another officer for trying to arrest a friend drinking in public last week? Jeez.

Crazy Dog Family

Police raided a home in Wheeling and discovered 72 tiny dogs -- 71 chihuahuas and a papillon -- huddled in knots in various rooms. "There were piles and piles of dogs," said a worker at the shelter that took in the dogs. The homeowners were breeding the dogs, not hoarding them, and will likely be charged with animal cruelty.

Saathoff's Killer Convicted

Last year, we reported on the death of Chin Up Chin Up bassist Chris Saathoff in a hit-and-run accident. Earlier this week, the man who hit him pleaded guilty to aggravated DUI and was sentenced to seven years in prison.

Revenge of the Plastic Dead

Controversy may have attended the opening of Body Worlds in February, but whatever ruckus we heard in Chicago has nothing on the hullabaloo currently going down in Tampa, Florida, where a similar exhibit is set to open on Saturday: a state board ruled this afternoon that it's illegal. While the attorney general says the show can go on, the Sunshine State never seems to shy away from uproar, so who knows. You, though, you've got until Labor Day to enjoy your rights as an Illinoisan and see the plasticized corpses on parade at the Museum of Science and Industry.

Service with a smile. Or a swear.

Everyone should remember to be polite to long-suffering customer service representatives. Especially those at Comcast and People’s Energy, since apparently they’ll change your billing name to something dirty if you annoy them.

Chicago overpriced? Not quite

Hot on the heels of this conversation comes a report that Chicago is not even in the Top 10 when it comes to overpriced housing markets - Fresno, California takes that honor. The report is based on employment forecasts, population forecasts, and income level and growth compared with housing prices. Even little ol' Lake County, 23rd on the list, clocks in ahead of the Chicago area which is in 29th place.

A passion for new ideas

Skim through our archives, and you'll see Gapers and Chicago-based web firm 37signals go way back. But lately, with the success of its developments like Backpack and Ruby on Rails, the rest of the world is catching on. Case in point: this glowing coverage in Salon. As the Web turns 10, Farhad Manjoo looks at its current direction and sees the creativity of Jason Fried and his colleagues at the vanguard, "pioneering an entire business philosophy designed to make the Web great."

"If it's not fun, then why are you going to be mayor?"

The Financial Times profiles Chicago's mayor today, focusing on his penchant for "thinking big." Brushing off concerns about his re-election or, for that matter, that he's run out of projects about which to think big, Daley says that there's still a lot he'd like to do, including overseeing implementation of major roadworks and transit improvements made possible by the recent federal transportation bill. In a nod to Denny Hastert, John Hilkevitch reports, the bill will be signed by President Bush in Aurora later this week. After that, bring on the Circle Line!

Why do you think they call it "dope"?!

Dude, if you're smoking pot while you're driving around town, don't roll down the freakin' window! Especially if you drive past a cop car! And you have over 300 pounds of marijuana in your car!! And you have a fake driver's license!!!

The G in G-String Stands for Golf

Two police investigations are now looking into a golf outing in Naperville sponsored by a strip club. Blackjacks (NSFW) probably wouldn't have gotten in much trouble if the course wasn't smack in the middle of a neighborhood, where kids and little old ladies could watch the, uh, action from their backyards.

Nazi Among Us

Fortunately, not an active one: the US Department of Justice is prosecuting 87-year-old Oysip Firishchak, a retired North Side carpenter, on charges that he aided a Nazi round-up of Jews in the Ukraine during WWII.

Mosquitoes Bite

It seems our hot and dry summer hasn't put a damper on the mosquitoes carrying West Nile Virus, according to a statewide sampling system. The number of virus-carrying Culex mosquitoes (which thrive in hot, dry weather) is as high as back in 2002, when Illinois was the nationwide leader in West Nile infections. Watch out between dusk and dawn, and don't forget bug spray and these mosquito-fighting tips.

Raising funds the eBay way

A week after they went up for charity auction, flip-flops worn by the Northwestern women's lacrosse team will soon go to the highest bidder. With less than twelve hours to go, some of the shoes are up to $250, ten times the opening bid; proceeds will benefit 10-year-old cancer patient Jaclyn Murphy. As this wouldn't have happened if not for the Tribune's coverage of the athletes' footwear choice, columnist Eric Zorn provides an interesting account of how the human interest story becomes news.

Yours for but $22M

The Sun-Times reports the Highland Park home of Mickey Segal is on the market for $22 million. With grounds landscaped by Jens Jensen, the mansion features 7 bedrooms, 7 full bathrooms, a 4 car garage, and so on -- all of which sounds impressive in print. Black & white, though, is no match for full color. (NB: The listing's handy mortgage calculator indicates you need only have an annual income of $3.3M to qualify, assuming you're ready to put down 20%. Schedule your showing now!)

Sun-Times defending the caveman

Several male Sun-Times staffers made idiots of themselves today in expressing their opinions on Dove's Real Women, Real Curves ad campaign. As part of a feature package on the campaign, reporter Lucio Guerrero offered his opinion [second segment] that "most men don't like the ads," which show non-models of varying shapes and sizes in lingerie. Richard Roeper chimes in on the "chunky women" in his column, noting that "If I want to see plump gals baring too much skin, I'll go to Taste of Chicago." Bill Zwecker added his half-cent on the CBS-2 morning show and on their blog, suggesting that these perfectly normal women will make people "think it's okay to be out of shape." Way to go, guys. Glad to see we're growing and learning.

We're Dog Friendly -- Except for That One Guy

DogFriendly.com ranked Chicago the dog-friendliest major city in the US, which always nice to hear. Unfortunately, someone's trying to sabotage that hard-earned reputation by chaining up and locking the gates to Dog Beach in Belmont Harbor.

Lefkow back on the bench

As both the Trib and AP noted, Judge Joan Humphrey Lefkow returned to work Tuesday, sitting on the bench for the first time since the murder of her husband and mother this winter. In a follow-up interview with the New York Times, Lefkow says she felt good to be back in court, with her assistant commenting, "It was almost just like a typical day in the office." The judge will keep an irregular, unannounced schedule for the next few months and will resume full-time service in the fall.

Willie Nelson in Grant Park on Monday

Got an email today from local CSA Angelic Organics with some dish: want to see Willie and John Mellencamp tomorrow? Supposedly they will appear at Grant Park Monday at noon to announce the line-up for the 20th anniversary FarmAid concerts. (Look for them at the Growing Power Garden, just north and west of Buckingham Fountain.)

Supreme Court Justice resigns; locals rally

Just in case you get all of your news from Gapers Block, you might be interested to know that Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor resigned today. She was a swing voter and a true moderate on the bench. The local Planned Parenthood chapter, Chicago NOW, and many other groups are getting together to raise a little noise and remind our senators that abortion rights, gay rights, and civil rights are important. If you'd like to join in, plan on taking a long lunch on Tuesday. Times and locations:

In Chicago: Federal Plaza (Adams & Dearborn), 5:30pm In Arlington Heights: The Daily Herald (155 E. Algonquin Rd.), 6:00pm In St. Charles: The Daily Herald (3805 E. Main St.), 6:00pm A list of all participating organizations: Coalition Partners: Access Living ▪ Chicago Foundation for Women ▪ Chicago NOW ▪ Chicago NOW PAC ▪ Citizen Action / Illinois ▪ Illinois NOW ▪ Metro Seniors in Action ▪ Northwest Chicago Choice ▪ Northwest Suburban NOW ▪ Personal PAC ▪ People For the American Way Midwest Regional Office ▪ Planned Parenthood – Chicago Area ▪ Sergeant Shriver’s National Center for Poverty Law ▪ Sierra Club of Illinois ▪ Westside Ministers Coalition ▪ Women Employed

Bob Novak as the lynchpin

Developments in the Miller/Cooper case have come fast and furious since the Supreme Court's action earlier this week. Focus has once again returned to the role of Sun-Times columnist Robert Novak, with many asking why he seems to be allowing his fellow journalists to go to jail, a charge he flatly denies. Now some S-T internecine conflict emerges, as Novak's colleague Carol Marin says she can't understand why he won't speak up. The other Chicago connection to this debacle is US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald, another figure about whom people have been asking questions; he is profiled today in the Wall Street Journal, as the Trib's editorial page wonders if he may be on a "fishing expedition."

Doin' What Chicago Does Best

Maybe this is so last week, but Radar Magazine has weighed in humorously and insightfully on the recent Oprah-Hermes debacle: "But was it a true Crash moment? It’s easy to assume it was, because, let’s face it, France is a racist place. The country’s huge African and Muslim underclass is ghettoized on the periphery of Paris, safe from the eyes of tourists, and the public’s support for politicians like Jean-Marie Le Pen shows the lingering dark side of French nationalism. But most likely it wasn’t. In fact, it was probably the opposite, because it had nothing to do with the subtle strictures of race and everything to do with a different kind of smashup: celebrity entitlement colliding with traditional French arrogance." [via Agenda]

International Award for Blogging

Or at least researching and writing about it. Ericka Menchen, a Communications graduate student at the University of Illinois at Chicago, won first place in the international competition for the 2005 Carl J. Couch Award for Internet Research. Her title: "Blogger Motivations: Power, Pull, and Positive Feedback". Her subject: college students who blog. Her conclusion: "I came to view blogs as a social interaction of reading and writing." Her prize: $300 and the opportunity to present her paper at the conference of the Association of Internet Researchers.

Taste of Chicago, Indeed

According to today's Sun Times, almost two dozen people were shot this weekend — and all within the space of just 12 hours. And this is in addition to a recent suicide on the Red Line and the shooting of a UIC professor in Oak Park. Yikes. This is an unofficial tally, so let's hope this isn't a prediction of a trend for what's to come over the rest of the summer.

Another Drive-In To Close?

Word on the street in McHenry County is the drive-in up in those parts, the McHenry Outdoor Theater, is due to close after the 2005 season. Skeptics claim they say this every year, but so did Demon Dogs and this time they meant it. If sitting in your car and watching a movie is your thing, hurry before the drive-in becomes another housing development.

Breaking the cycle

Last Sunday, the Tribune ran an article on recidivism and rehabilitation by Rex Huppke on the front page, and it generated letters to the editor throughout the week. The New York Times examines similar terrain this weekend, looking at state and local efforts to assist in prisoner re-entry. Both stories pay special attention to the Sheridan Correctional Center, soon to be the nation's largest drug treatment-oriented prison.

A $5 tax per trick

There's been a lot of national coverage of CPD and its online johns' gallery. No analysis, however, has been quite so idiosyncratic as that by Prof. Freakonomics.

Bionic Man created in Chicago

A Tennessee man touched an electric wire in 2000 and was so badly burned that both of his arms were amputated. He was given prosthetic arms but decided he wanted more. $5 million and 5 years later doctors at the Rehabilitation Institute of Chicago have created the fanciest prosthetic arms seen this side of a 70's TV show. His nerves are connected to his chest muscles which transmit the signal to his bionic arms which have some sensation. This really expensive development is a long way from helping everyone who is paralyzed or has lost a limb, but it's pretty durn cool.

A hateful crime

This weekend marks the culmination of Pride month in Chicago. A glance at Slowdown gives just a glimpse at the gay old times one can have over the next few days. In the midst of all the fun, though, it's easy to forget that life isn't always so easy. To wit: anti-gay comments led to a fatal stabbing over the weekend, with the alleged killer complaining as he ran from the scene, "I got faggot blood on me." RIP, Antonio "Sydney" Wright.

Pictured until proven not guilty

Shaming of would-be johns is all the rage recently; Oakland, CA, for example, began running pictures on billboards in February. And, as the Trib reports, the Chicago Police Department began posting prostitution patron arrests online today. A notable difference between the two campaigns is that, while Oakland only broadcasts the convicted, CPD's website reminds visitors "[t]hese individuals are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law." Legal scholars are divided about the effectiveness of public humiliation, but this piece in the San Francisco Chronicle offers some perspective.

James Weinstein, 1926-2005

James Weinstein, founding editor and publisher of In These Times and a Chicago resident for roughly three decades, died last week. Not long before his death, the "Groucho Marxist" was honored by the locally-based Community Media Workshop at their annual Studs Terkel Awards. Obituaries ran in the Tribune, the LA Times, the Guardian, and, of course, the journal that still bears his imprint.

Dominick's is Burning Down

If you didn't see it on the news, or down the street from your apartment like I did, the Dominick's at 3012 N. Broadway burned down in an "extra-alarm fire" yesterday evening. The store was open for business at the time, but no fatalities occurred and the fire was contained to the one building. No word yet on what started the blaze.

Speeding gets more expensive

Not only has Construction Season begun. Not only is it slowing everyone down on the freeway, it's creating lots more areas where you can be charged $375 for going over the speed limit. And don't think you can avoid this by looking for cameras and troopers, Illinois Department of Transportation vans will be equipped with cameras and then you'll get one whopper of a ticket in the mail. So slow down a bit.

Identity Theft Sucks

Poor kid. All 19-year-old Brandon Canales wanted to do was find the guy who stole his identity when he was 10 and make him pay. Unfortunately, he succeeded -- and that got him in trouble with the law, too. Canales found a bank account Augustin Ortega-Luna had opened under his identiry and took $8,000 out of it. Ortega-Luna called the police, who arrested Canales but quickly figured out that Ortega-Luna was an even bigger thief. They're both looking at felony convictions.

Will County Crime Logs

This story of catching bad guys from Will County has all the makings of a bad movie: attempt to escape by rowboat to Peoria (aka Paradise!), spreading gasoline over the pick-up truck, island hopping. A juicy suburban story. (via Pete)

Teaching Islam in Bridgeview

Time magazine has an interesting article about an Islamic K-12 school in Bridgeview, Illinois, near Midway airport. The Universal School teaches about 640 students in the midst one of the largest Arab communities in the country. The article examines everything from the dress codes and personal restrictions required at the school, as well the pressures and restrictions imposed on the school by the world outside its doors. There's also a nice photo essay which makes me think about the similarities and differences to my own high school experiences.

Still Mourning

Eric Zorn, a man who never met Alicia Frantz in person, has written a beautiful column dedicated to her. GB staffer Jes Davis also wrote a moving post as did Shylo Bisnett, Ken Meier, Paul McAleer, Naz Hamid, Jessica, Archie FlorCruz, the Michalik Funeral Home's blog entry, Avoision, Lacey, Bill, Kevin, Cinnamon, annahplanet, klink_klank, Tense Forms, Paul McCann, Andrew Huff, Wendy McClure and many others. If you'd like your link included in this, email it to cc@gapersblock.com

Four Times for the Double Door

To those who love the small music venue: the Double Door may be in jeopardy. One of my most-frequented music venues in Wicker Park, the Double Door is fighting its landlord in court over a proposed quadrupling of its current rent. If they can't pay, you may well see a Banana Republic where rock and roll used to live. Take some action here. Read about the issue as it developed over the year here and here.

Smoke All You Want, But Not Here

Dennis Murphy, owner of Poor Phil's Shell Bar in Oak Park, was one of the loudest opponents of a proposed smoking ban in that town earlier this year. The ban was defeated, and a couple months later, Poor Phil's is now smoke free. Murphy says he thinks the change will have a positive effect on the restaurant -- but he's still against a smoking ban.

We need your blood

Chicago's blood supply is critically low. If you've never donated blood, or if it's been a while since you last donated, you should definitely think about doing it within the next week or so, especially if your blood type is one of the needed ones (O-, A- or B-). LifeSource has 21 donation centers in Chicago and the 'burbs; one's probably near you.

Obit: Arnie Morton, food guy

Arnold "Arnie" Morton, the guy who founded the Morton's steak house chain and who also came up with the idea for the Taste of Chicago, died this morning at the age of 83. So long, Arnie; we'll think of you whenever we're eating a lot of food.

Blago makes deal on budget

CBS 2's headline says it all: "CTA Saved, Schools Cut." The station is reporting that, in a last minute deal, the governor and various leaders of the state legislature have crafted a way to bail out the CTA. Nevertheless, it's an arrangement that requires sacrifices elsewhere, including the Illinois public schools budget request. And, although they don't have the numbers to do much, Republicans are apparently unhappy about some aspects of the deal, including the impact it will have on state pension plans. Given that the RTA funding formulas apparently go unchanged, transit will no doubt rear its head next year. For now, though, the much-touted "doomsday scenario" seems to have been averted.

Check that receipt!

The Chicago Department of Consumer Services recently completed an investigation involving 73 hardware and home and garden stores, more than 1/2 of them were found to be ripping off their customers. Charges range from not having enough of advertised sale items in stock to not having register prices match up with prices on the shelf. These investigations happen frequently, and often find the same types of violations everywhere, so it's always a good idea to make sure the price you think you're being charged is indeed the price that's printed on your receipt. If not raise a complaint at the store and feel free to give them a call: 312-744-9385.

Toronto Sun hearts Daley

While Mayor Daley may be losing ground in local popularity, he's sure got a fan in the Toronto Sun's Sue-Ann Levy! The mayor was in town to talk shop with his Torontonian counterpart, helpfully pointing out that the city had at least 60 years to catch up with Chicago on its waterfront development, and, according to this report in the Toronto Star, interview with Fashion Television's Jeanne Beker. As for Levy, well, she paints such a rosy, almost hagiographic portrait of Daley that you'd think all this recent business about scandal and corruption in City Hall was so much stuff and nonsense.

It's Just a Shirt

An off-duty police officer attended yesterday's Cubs-Sox game up at Wrigley wearing a Red Sox jersey. After the game, some drunk-ass Cubs fan took offense and started a fight -- despite being told that the BoSox fan was a cop -- and ended up tasered. Lesson to hooligans: no shirt is worth getting zapped over.

Naperville library to patrons: give us the finger

The public library system in suburban Naperville got some attention this past week when it announced that it would be installing fingerprint scanners on their computers with Internet access. Of course, despite the library's assurances that the fingerprint data will be kept confidential, privacy experts are concerned about the message being sent by a library asking its patrons to be fingerprinted to use its services. Tip for Naperville library users: fingerprint scanners can be fooled.

The Case of the 29 Words

As the AP reports, the Chicago Tribune has won its first libel trial in nearly 40 years. Trib columnist Eric Zorn, who had taken a break from his blog for a few weeks as the matter went before judge and jury, returns with a "WHEW!" and an archive of his paper's coverage of its day in court.

(not so) Great Scott

A few weeks ago, when "neo-soul diva" Jill Scott was slated to read from her new book of poetry at a much-publicized Poetry Center of Chicago event, it went relatively unreported that the songstress bailed out at the 11th hour. Now, in the print edition of this week's Chicago Reader, you can check into what went down. The story begins with dreams of forming a new relationship between the Poetry Center and Chicago's African-American readers, and ends with refunded tickets and not but a little bit of outrage from both sides of the diva divide.

"It's the drug, stupid"

This week's New Yorker runs an article no gay man in America will want his parents to read. "Higher Risk" focuses on how crystal meth and the internet are contributing to an upswing in transmission of HIV/AIDS and other STDs, particularly in urban centers like ours. Chicago's Windy City Times has been on this story for some months now, especially after the high profile arrest of a Howard Brown development officer for possession with the intent to distribute. In March, the paper ran a two-part series (1 | 2) on "breaking the crystal grip," which details struggles with meth as an epidemic and outlines local treatment options. Attempting to step up their campaign, the CPD and Howard Brown are now encouraging bars and clubs to distribute information about how to become "Crystal Clear."

Crane Climber

Some guy climbed one of the cranes on the Trump Tower construction site this morning. He has been brought down and taken into police custody, so not much to see anymore, but Chicagoist has a couple photos of the drama, and a few more have shown up on Flickr.

Crime wave or media trend?

If you picked up RedEye or visited the Trib's website yesterday, you might have been a little freaked out. Your iPod! A potential crime target! Leaving aside that just about anything is a potential crime target, a closer inspection of Alison Neumer's column reveals that, "so far, Chicago Police and the CTA report no noticeable trend of stolen iPods here." So, presumably, the piece was meant to sound a warning bell. Or maybe a self-fulfilling prophecy: "I'd bet thieves will soon tune in to this simple crime." Neumer's apparent sources in the Times and the Post, though, expose her tone as a bit hysterical: despite her claim that iPods are natural "street targets," according to the New York Police Department, "rarely have the iPod thefts involved physical assault." In other words, people, just be aware and, for heaven's sake, ignore most of, in Neumer's words, "the media's disproportionate interest in the story [that] plays off fear more than anything else."

Quite a fall

A local woman, Gloria Jummati, was preparing to fly north for the summer, when she took a tumble from the ninth floor of her Ft. Lauderdale condo. Somewhat miraculously, Jummati was saved from injury by landing on an awning. Lance Arthur offers a retelling of the event in his typically wry way but fails to mention that, not only was the 69-year old spared a serious hurtin', she was also spared an immediate return to this interminable winter we've been having. Today's high in South Florida: 83F with patchy clouds. We're looking at 20-30mph winds, a 50% chance of rain, and possibly hitting 55. I'd say Ms. Jummati's lucky in more ways than just one.

Rotary carries on the Salk legacy

It's now been just over 100 years since the Rotary Club was formed in Chicago, and, next month, around 40,000 folks will flock to town to celebrate that fact. They'll especially be cheering the success of their anti-polio initiative, which has contributed to a 99% reduction in annual cases world-wide. Today's NY Times runs an op-ed "Appreciation".

A different kind of transmission

A recent graduate has sued several teachers and an administrator at Mother McAuley High School for spreading rumors that her case of Mononucleosis was a "whore's disease." Mono is most easily spread through kissing, but can also be transmitted by sharing food, drinks, and coughing. The school is fighting the suit.

"The Future of Law Enforcement"

Wired takes a look at the way the police may be looking at you -- i.e., by Clear, the CPD's digital panopticon. Chicago's network of surveillance cameras and electronic databases continues to grow and is inspiring other municipalities. Although the system has shown crime-fighting promise, it has some community activists concerned. The mayor's response? "We own the streets."

T.H.O.N.G. Strikes Again!

T.H.O.N.G., Topless Humans Organized for Natural Genetics, staged another protest Saturday, this time targetting Eddie Bauer on Michigan Avenue to protest products lines coated in Teflon and NanoTex. The Sun-Times has crowd reaction.

Chicago Pushing Ahead with Wi-Fi

Chicago has created a task force to study the feasibility of a city-wide Wi-Fi service, and the city drafted legislation to preserve the right to permit installation before the General Assembly can pass a bill that would preclude municipalities from doing so. Currently the biggest provider of Wi-Fi in our city is the public library system. Wi-Fi installation would place approximately 7,500 small antennas on street lights every few blocks, at an estimated cost of $18.5 million.

Trib tumbles further

Editor & Publisher reported yesterday that, like most newspapers in the country, the Chicago Tribune has taken yet another fall in circulation. In fact, the 6.6% loss on its daily edition figures was sharp enough to rank among the highest in the country. The Sun-Times? Well, after providing inflated data in the past, it's been excluded from study, though E&P suggests it hasn't been immune from the trend, either. There is little hint in the Tribune account of what the paper might do to stem this slide, but given speculation about the possibility of its adopting a tabloid format, it'll be interesting to see what happens next.

R.I.P Wankie

The last elephant at the Lincoln Park Zoo, Wankie, had to be put down today after she fell ill en route to her new home at a zoo in Salt Lake City. Animal-rights activists have spoken up regarding animal treatment, especially this year after several other animals died at the zoo. I'm just waiting for Gillian Anderson to make a statement again.

Sam's Wine and Extortion Ring Pt. II

As GB reported late last year, Sam's Wine & Spirits is in a bit of hot water with the Illinois Liquor Control Commission. Officials from Sam's are to sit down with our state liquor regulators today, to discuss the 15 liquor violations filed last December. The delay in the meeting has only made the case against Sam's stronger, according to the chief legal counsel. If the talks go badly, look for the case to head to a hearing; bad news, as regulators might seek to revoke Sam's license. Better hop on that Weekend Warehouse Sale!

Washington Square Rises Up

Residents of Washington Square, the hoity-toity Gold Coast sub-neighborhood around the Newberry Library, are complaining of police harrassment after cops responded to complaints about dogs roaming free and owners not picking up poop in the park. The cops have been cracking down hard in recent months, go so far as to arrest two people who failed to provide proper ID. Alderman Natarus is now getting involved, promising to create "some sort of dog run" for the park. (Thanks, Jaime.)

What's in a name (or photo)?

Frank Calabrese, a Chicago businessman, shares the name of a convicted mobster who was in the news earlier in the week. Unfortunately, the Tribune used a picture of the wrong Frank Calabrese in its paper on Tuesday. The Tribune regrets the error. Update: the Tribune also used another incorrect photo yesterday, showing a picture of Chicagoan Stanley Swieton and claiming it was Joseph "The Clown" Lombardo. Calabrese is suing the Tribune for defamation. (tip from Regret The Error)

Da Mob Cleaned Up

No doubt you've heard by now about the federal indictment of 14 Chicago mobsters. There's a great resource for information on local organized crime: Illinois Police & Sheriff's News, which is collecting articles and info on "Operation Family Secrets."

Bush a Chicago resident?

President and Mrs. Bush live in Chicago—at least that's what their tax return says. The Bushes' 1040 lists a Chicago P.O. box, not a Crawford ranch, as their home address. A White House spokesperson says that's because Northern Trust handles the blind trust in which the Bushes have their holdings. The spokesperson also said it doesn't mean they have to pay Illinois income tax. Hey, thanks.

(Jane) Ad(d)ams Street

Just when you thought there couldn't be more honorary street signs in Chicago, we get another one. But this one should be a no-brainer, and maybe should have existed for decades. There is now a Jane Addams-Hull House street which also happens to be a stretch of South Halsted Street between Harrison Street and Roosevelt Road. Hopefully this will make it easier for tourists to find the Hull House since you can't get nearer Mesopotamia on King Sargon Drive.

Goose-Rage arrest

This bizarre article of an arrest in Buffalo Grove after a goose-beating has some funny bits. Am I the only who snickers at the idea of someone having "unlawful taking of a goose" on his record?

Birth Control Not So Much in Control

"From Chicago the fight goes national," says Matt Peck, alerting us to a story in the New York Times on the continuing fight for timely access to birth control. Seems like Gov. Blagojevich's efforts to make his emergency rule permanent have sent pharmacies throughout the country in a tizzy, especially over the morning-after pill.

Lunch Break Juvies

Police investigating a rash of attacks on pedestrians in Hyde Park noticed an interesting trend: many of them happened when nearby public schools were on lunch break. Sure enough, nearly a third of the 33 people arrested so far were high school or elementary school students.

Deep in the heart of taxes

For those who are just now starting to fill out their tax forms, the Sun-Times has a list of post offices that are staying open late tonight, should you need a few more hours to complete and mail them out by the April 15 deadline. And the Tribune has some tips for late filers, such as a toll-free number you can call to get a filing extension. Good luck!

Pharmacists sue for right to deny service

A pair of pharmacists from downstate Edwardsville have filed suit against Gov. Blagojevich over his emergency rule on birth control, filed April 1. Blagojevich's rule requires drugstores to fill all birth control prescriptions, including emergency contraceptives, or find other accomodations for their patients. The two pharmacists are being represented by the right-wing American Center for Law and Justice, an anti-choice, anti-gay legal organization founded by Pat Robertson.

Alienation of Affection

Apparently in Illinois, if your wife leaves you for another man, you can press charges against that man for alienation of affection. This holdover law from the 1800's when women were seen as property has been turned over in England, Canada, and most states in the U.S., but not here in Illinois. A Chicago man named Steve Cyl has dropped his suit against a Chicago firefighter, who convinced Lupe Cyl, that he could make her happier. Steve says he though they had a happy marriage. Dude, if she leaves you, it's not a happy marriage.

Bye-Bye, Baby Factory

Once upon a time, many of Lincoln Park's infants were manufactured at the Rubens Baby Factory at Racine and Fullerton right next to DePaul University. Unfortunately, the demand has shrunk as the industry moved to China and India and interest in home-made "boutique" babies rose, and Rubens closed for good in November. The Sun-Times reports that the Baby Factory has just been sold to DePaul, which plans to build administrative offices on the site.

Where there's a will

Alderman Ed Burke, taking a cue from the Terry Schiavo story that played out in Florida in recent weeks, is planning to introduce legislation to the City Council that would make living will forms available at Chicago public libraries and allow them to be kept on file with the city clerk. And he feels to strongly about the topic that he's going to have the forms available at his ward office on 51st Street, so interested parties don't have to wait for the council debate on the issue.

Protection for the Pill

We've reported in the past on pharmacies unwilling to fill women's contraceptive prescriptions. On Friday Gov. Blagojevich filed an emergency rule requiring pharmacies to fill these prescriptions without delay. The Gov. has further introduced a toll-free number (1-800-280-4149) to lodge complaints against pharmacies, saying, "If this has happened to you...we want to know about it -- and we'll help you." (Thanks Kerry!)

Citizen Norman

Coudal points us to an interview with JJ Jameson/Norman Porter, the Chicago poet whose previous life as a murderer came to light with his arrest a couple weeks ago. "I'm not the animal they are portraying me as," he said. "I'm a citizen now, that's what I am."

Lies and Dolls

About 70 students from Pilsen area schools went to Michigan Avenue yesterday to protest the story behind the Marisol Luna doll sold at American Girl Place. The story behind the doll tells of a family who leaves the Pilsen neighborhood and goes to Des Plaines. The students complained that the story misrepresents the Pilsen neighborhood. If you want to follow in U.S. Representative Luis Gutierrez's tracks and send a letter of complaint to Mattel here's the address.

A Blow to the Singles Phone Chat Services

Bond has been denied for two women who lured two guys whom they talked to on a telephone dating chat line to their apartment -- where their boyfriends ordered them to strip at gunpoint as they taped their eyes and mouths shut and tied their arms with shoelaces. A firefight occurred Sunday night when one victim escaped and a boyfriend shot him in the street; an off-duty rail policeman witnessed it, then an off-duty Chicago police officer drove by and assisted. The women were charged with kidnapping and murder, and the other boyfriend is still at large. Apparently they had done it at least once before.

Embezzler Speaks to the Dead

News broke this week about Vincent Iaccino, who's been accused of embezzling $300,000 from Cicero while he published the town's newsletter. Carol Marin reports in the Sun-Times today that Iaccino has a colorful past of making up news and quoting dead people.

Poet with the Double Life

In 1985, Norman Porter, a twice-convicted murderer, casually escaped from a Massachusetts prison and became a most-wanted felon. He was apprehended yesterday, some 20 years later, after authorities recognized him as local poet and anti-war activist J.J. Jameson -- who had just recently been named ChicagoPoetry.com's poet of the month. Multiple news outlets are bending over backwards to make a lame "poetic justice" headline stick, but it's a pretty remarkable story, nonetheless. Jameson's comment as he was arrested at a local church: "I've had a good 20 years."

Blue bags go to waste

The Tribune reports on further evidence that Chicago's blue bag recycling program doesn't work. The city has been letting almost 30% of trash bypass sorting centers, allowing blue bag-laden garbage to go straight to landfills.

Bunch Leaves for Smithsonian

Recently we reported on the Chicago Historical Society's plans to revamp the museum. Yesterday, days after revealing those plans, CHS President Lonnie Bunch announced that he will be leaving the city for Washington D.C.'s Smithsonian and their National Museum of African American History and Culture. Bunch will remain at CHS until June when Russell Lewis, director of collections and research, will step up as interim-president. (Also on board at the Smithsonian NMAAHC? Oprah. But don't worry -- she's not moving or anything.)

Tree House Shelter Needs Help

The Tree House Shelter, a no-kill shelter for cats near Foster and Broadway, has suffered a fire. There is an urgent need for financial assistance to repair the shelter as well as some temporary houses for cats while the work is done. You can donate through their website (via Paypal) or by sending a check to the address on their site.

Trader Joe's Coming to Oak Park

After a long, hard battle the Oak Park Village Board approved a new 14-story development which includes a Trader Joe's. The arguments have been heated - people for the project argue that it'll bring more money to the suburb along with more people. Those against go so far as to say the new building will increase density and thus, "make us afraid to walk our own streets day or night." Geez, people, Trader Joe's sells delicious foods - not thugs.

Dave Matthews bus driver pleads guilty

Stefan Wohl, the bus driver for the Dave Matthews Band who won his way into millions of grade school kids' hearts last August when he dumped 800 pounds of raw sewage onto a tour boat, pled guilty today in court to charges of reckless conduct and discharging contaminates to cause water pollution. He was sentenced to 18 months probation and 150 hours of community service, and here's hoping at least some of those hours will be spent working on a Chicago tour boat.

Wright Home... Sold!

If you were hoping that you could purchase a Frank Lloyd Wright home on the cheap, well, you're outta luck. The Emil Bach House up at 7415 N. Sheridan was auctioned off in just 8 minutes yesterday to the tune of $750,000, give or take a few thousand. The good news is that the new owner isn't a developer and actually plans to live in the house, which has been criticized for its small rooms.

Wireless Internet, Citywide

WiFi users, take note and call your alderman: Taking Philadelphia's lead, Chicago officials are developing plans for a ubiquitous WiFi network made up of about 7500 antennae attached to telephone or light poles throughout the city. It won't be free, though. "If you looked at 500,000 Chicago households that presently are accessing the Internet and multiply that by $20 [a month], that could be a huge amount of money," Alderman Ed Burke told the Tribune.

Coming soon: Official State Drink?

Good news for fans of Illinois animals! The state legislative body in Springfield is set to name an official state reptile and amphibian soon. (That'd be the painted turtle and the eastern tiger salamander, respectively.) And if that isn't enough state symbolism for you, have a gander at this list of state symbols, which includes the official Illinois state animal (the white-tailed deer), the official state fossil (the Tully Monster), the official state mineral (fluorite; in your face, quartz!) and the official state dance (the square dance).

Comcast Squashes Would-be Competitors

"In 2003, the cities of Batavia, St. Charles and Geneva, Ill., sought to form a Fiber to the Home system under which fiber optic cables — the next generation of cable technology — would be owned by the cities. Comcast and SBC joined forces to kill the effort to compete with them." Now Lansing, Mich. is preparing to take on the communications giant, and the Lansing City Pulse takes a good look at the issues and the company's strong-arm tactics.

Sketchy

Two sketches were released today of some "persons of interest" relating to the recent murders of the husband and mother of U.S. District Judge Lefkow. The men were seen in the Andersonville block near Lefkow's home on Monday by neighbors. While the investigation is really gaining some steam in obtaining forensic evidence, Judge Lefkow made her first public statement that she will likely return to the bench.

Judge's Family Executed

Last night, someone murdered the husband and mother of Judge Joan Lefkow; each was shot once in the head. White supremecist Matthew Hale was convicted last year of putting a contract out on Judge Lefkow, after she held him in contempt of court during a copyright case. He's been under lock and key with almost no contact with the outside world, but that doesn't discount a member of his Creativity Movement (formerly the World Church of the Creator; how frightening is it that they have a CafePress store?) as a potential suspect.

Spontaneous Combustion?

If you were inconvenienced this morning taking the Green line east into downtown, be glad you weren't on the train that caught on fire. The conductor managed to get everyone off the train and then park the train away from a station so no one was hurt.

911 Is *NOT* a Joke

The city is raising the fines and getting more aggessive about prosecuting prank calls to 911. More than 50,000 prank calls from about 500 phone numbers have been made since last August, including 3,800 from two numbers at the same address.

We Beat Columbus!

Every year, Popular Science releases a list of its Top Tech Cities. The good news is that Chicago is sixth on the list, just edging out the techno hub of... Columbus? Criteria include but aren't limited to: transportation, WiFi, cell phone use, and HDTV deployment. And arguably, our smart looks count for something.

Nice guy? or Not so nice guy?

As soon as he turned himself in for driving over a cab driver, Mike Jackson has been described by many people he worked with and who knew him as being a "nice guy" and how they're really "shocked" that he could act the way he did. The Windy City Times has found people who saw a very different side of Jackson, who apparently said he could use his connections to shut down bars that asked him to leave and stores which asked him to pay bills. And in the "it's about time" category, Ann Jackson of AIDS Legal Council of Chicago has suggested having a fundraiser for Haroon Paryani's family.

La Casa del Pueblo-Busted

Chicago Business reports that La Casa del Pueblo, a small independent grocery store in Pilsen, has been busted by the National Labor and Relations Board for threatening to fire workers, have them deported, or close the store if employees continued with their efforts to organize and join Local 881 of the United Food and Commercial Workers Union. Store owners are accused of firing employees, cutting hours, and forcing employees to take unpaid vacations. The Chicago Journal reports that the grocer also worked with a Franklin Park union in attempts to unionize the store with them. It's illegal for an owner to take part in the formation of a union.

Another reason to quit

Gov. Blagojevich's new budget, coming later today, calls for a 75-cent-per-pack increase in the state's cigarette tax. This would bring the total per-pack tax in the city to $3.28, and total prices close to eight dollars a pack. The tax increase is needed to help close a $1.1 billion budget gap.

Another Lakeview Taxi Incident

What's with Lakeview and cabs lately? Over the weekend, a man was dragged 50 feet by a cab after getting in a fight with the driver and passengers. This time, one of the passengers opened a cab door into the guy's car, and after an argument, the door ended up shut on the guy's jacket. The cabbie stopped after he noticed what was happening, but then sped off after ordering the passengers out. At least this time it was an accident.

Maya Keyes, out in the open

Local blogs were abuzz last fall with the rumors that erstwhile Senate candidate Alan Keyes' daughter, Maya, was gay, based on a Xanga blog that seemed to belong to her. Coming after Daddy had called Vice President Cheney's daughter Mary a "selfish hedonist" for being gay, this was an interesting development. Today Maya makes her first public appearance as a gay activist at a rally for Equality Maryland; she told the Washington Post that her parents threw her out and cut her off last month.

Hot for Teacher

From yesterday's Tribune: "A Morgan Park High School teacher has been suspended after police said they found her 'half naked' in a car with a 17-year-old student." Why has this been happening so much recently? Absolutely gross.

Rare 18th century violin recovered

Did you know that a rare 18th century violin worth more than $280,000 was stolen last week from its owner, a music teacher in suburban Lisle? If you did, you'll be glad to hear that it was recovered on Wednesday. And if you didn't know, well, don't try going for it now; the owner's planning to get some more security measures to prevent future theft.

UofC Priest Resigns Amid Sex Scandal

Rev. Michael Yakaitis resigned from his post as the Roman Catholic chaplain of the University of Chicago's Calvert House today after admitting that he was sexually involved with an 18 year old seminary student 15 years ago. Rev. Yakaitis had been living at the U of C's Catholic center for three years. The former seminary student who came forward with the allegations of sex abuse also revealed that the diocese knew about Yakaitis's history and placed him in a college ministry anyway.

City Employee Charged in Cabbie Death

You recall that cabbie who was killed by a passenger who ran him over with his own taxi? The alleged culprit turned himself in. It was a city employee: Michael L. Jackson, who worked in the STD, HIV and AIDS division of the Chicago Department of Public Health. UPDATE: Blogger "Duff" at GirlReaction was a witness to the murder, and tells her story here, with more commentary here.

Lakeview Voted Friendliest Neighborhood

From the Chicago Tribune: "A quarrel over a fare early this morning on Chicago's North Side led to the death of a cab driver when a man allegedly beat the cabbie and then ran him over with his own taxi." Somehow, Lakeview is becoming less of a destination neighborhood for me these days. I wonder why.

Deer, 10 Points

A 10-point buck hit by an SUV caused a whole lot of angst out in Des Plaines recently. The guy who hit it didn't want it. One guy, a police officer, only wanted the head, while another guy, a hunter and iron worker, felt it was unethical to not take the whole thing. In the end, the Des Plaines PD got a deer carcass thrown at its door and the iron worker was charged with littering. At least no one woke up with a bloody deer head in their bed.

Outsourcing Time

If you've ever been in a federal office, you've probably seen a Chicago Lighthouse clock. The 99-year-old company employs blind and vision-impaired people in Chicago to make clocks and, more recently, wall planners, thermometers and printer ribbons. The Wall Street Journal reports how Chicago Lighthouse is changing practices to fight the pressure from Chinese imports.

Somebody's gonna Lotto... unless they don't

You didn't happen to buy an Illinois Lotto ticket in south suburban Frankfort last year with the numbers 14, 23, 24, 36, 37 and 50, did you? 'Cause if you did, you just lost $14 million.

Gay Rights Bill Signed

Governor Blagojevich signed into law today legislation that prohibits descrimination based on sexual orientation, making Illinois the 15th state with such a law. Learn more from Equality Illinois and join them in celebration tonight at 5:30pm at Sidetrack Chicago, 3349 N. Halsted St. (Of course, not everyone is so pleased.)

Someday We'll Get Paid for This

A University of Chicago study finds that careers in the arts contribute little toward monetary retirement goals. The arts, unlike law or business they say, are so different because "a lot of people are willing to work either for very little or even for free." Really? Tell us something we didn't know.

Dave Matthews' bus driver up the creek

The Dave Matthews Band's bus driver has been officially charged with misdemeanor counts for dumping 800 pounds (yes, 800 pounds) of raw sewage onto a sightseeing boat as the bus was crossing the Kinzie Street bridge last August. He faces up to a year in jail and a $10,000 fine.

Burn, Barge, Burn

A barge exploded into flames and sank in the Sanitary and Shipping Canal on the South Side, nearly directly below the Cicero Avenue Bridge. Debris landed on the bridge, but amazingly no cars were hurt. At least one barge worker is still missing, and the clarified oil slurry the barge was carrying now pollutes the canal.

RIP: Peaches

Peaches, the oldest elephant in the United States, died at Lincoln Park Zoo yesterday. She was 55. Tuberculosis is not suspected as the cause, as was the case last October when Tatima died. The remaining elephant, Wankie, may be moved to a different zoo -- elephants are social animals and don't survive long in solitary captivity.

Outrage at City Hall on MLK Day

Everybody loves the Billy Goat, right? It seems not everybody at City Hall is pleased, until some information is cleared up regarding a minority contract for the Billy Goat's O'Hare location. Owner Sam Sianis previously claimed a source inside City Hall told him to merely cross his name off of the liquor license and insert his wife's name. This little switch resulted in a women's business enterprise certification, enabling the owners to cash in on the abused minority set-aside program. This comes directly after a report from the Tribune that these contracts aren't even verified by the city. What a sad story coming out of Chicago on a day honoring the late Martin Luther King Jr.

Prospective juror cuffed!

Better think twice about trying to lie your way out of jury duty, at least when you're in Judge Evelyn Clay's courtroom. A woman who had shown up at the 26th and California courthouse on Monday apparently didn't handle the jury questioning to the judge's liking, because Judge Clay held her in contempt of court on Tuesday, prompting the sheriff's deputy to briefly handcuff her and place her alone in a holding cell. About two hours later, the woman was brought back into court, at which point she apologized to the judge and was let go.

Tale End of the Tape

Jeff Tweedy and Steve Albini discuss the lengths they've gone to to get reel-to-reel magnetic tape now that the last reputable manufacturer has filed for bankruptcy in this Wall Street Journal article. (If, for some reason, the WSJ link doesn't work for you, the full text is available in this forum discussion on Albini's site.) Interesting read, especially for audiophiles -- and a good opportunity to see a stippled portrait of Tweedy. (Thanks, Dan!)

Wi-Fi at Dunkin Donuts

Dunkin Donuts will be experimenting with wi-fi access at some of its Chicago stores, although the chain denies it is trying to be like that other coffee chain. According to Illinois FreeFi, there is one confirmed Dunkin Donuts wi-fi spot so far.

Frat Crackdown

Check out this week's New York Times Magazine for an interesting look at today's changing frat culture. In his article, "The War on Frat Culture," Northwestern grad and former Phi Delt Benoit Denizel-Lewis returns to his alma mater to take a look at his former frat has changed its boozing ways due to increasing regulation.

Fat City

Men's Fitness magazine has released its latest ranking of America's fittest and fattest cities. The rankings take into account such factors as commuting times, weather patterns, and local cuisine. And for the second straight year, Chicago ranks as the fifth fattest city!

Among the details listed in Chicago's ranking: although we like to think of Chicago as a city with plenty of parks and outdoor garden areas, the city "has one-fourth as much parkland and open space as the national average," according to the magazine. Also, more than half of Chicago's population exceed their ideal body weight to such an extent that it raises their risk for health problems. So maybe those New Year's resolutions should include working out more in 2005...

Rape! I mean fire! Fire!

Have you noticed an increase in news stories about rape in the past month? First there were three women attacked in Wrigleyville and then there was a woman raped yesterday on the Blue Line while it was moving. But the majority of rapes happen in neighborhoods which are virtually ignored by the media. Thankfully, two astute male reporters of the Chicago Tribune don't hold any punches as they explain why rapes on the South and West sides of the city don't get reported.

Only 445 Murders!

Chicago is on target to see the lowest number of homicides in 40 years. Although 445 people were murdered in the city so far this year, this is down from the whopping 884 murders recorded in 1992. We can finally retire our murder capital of the U.S. crown. Take that L.A. and New York!

Sun-Times Fire

There was a fire at the former Sun-Times building this morning. It was put out an hour and a half later, and nobody was hurt. NBC5 has a slideshow of the smoke.

Call to Action

In the wake of the recent sexual assaults in the Lakeview and Lincoln Park area, Chicago NOW will hand out leaflets at local EL stations tomorrow night. The literature will contain information including police composite sketches of the two suspects, and important tips on how to keep yourself safe. According to Chicago NOW, New Year's Eve weekend is a historically high time for rapes. If you'd like to help out, email JKoehler23{at}aol{dot}com or call (312) 805-1503. Please also remember to stay safe and be smart this weekend.

Susan Sontag Dies at 71

Susan Sontag - noted novelist, essayist, social critic, and University of Chicago alumna - died today at 71.

Tsunami Coverage

Chicagoist has a good round-up of local connections to the tsunami in Southeast Asia.

#1 for New Year's

Chicago is this year's top destination for New Year's Eve, according to Hotwire.com, beating out New Orleans and San Francisco. New York was seventh place this year. (This is all based on the number of hotel rooms booked on Hotwire, so take the news with a grain of salt.)

Wounded Warriors

The Sun-Times is doing a multi-part report on the treatment of veterans by the Illinois office of the federal Veterans Affairs agency. Yesterday (PDF) focused on vets' difficulty receiving disability benefits; today (PDF) looked at the long-term care situation.

A baby that fits in your pocket!

Not anymore, though. According to an Associated Press article, Rumaisa Rahman may be the world's tiniest baby -- and she's from Chicago! Rumaisa, whose parents are from Hyderabad, India, "weighed just 8.6 ounces and was no bigger than a cell phone" when she was born on September 19. She's packed on the ounces faster than a college freshman, though, and now weighs a whopping 2 lbs., 10 oz. Her fraternal twin sister Hiba, who weighed 1 lb., 4 oz., at birth and now weighs 5 lbs., is upset at all the attention and is quoted as saying, "What's all the fuss about? I'm twice the woman she is!" Okay, I made that last part up.

Life After Hoop Dreams

The father of the star of the documentary Hoop Dreams was shot and killed in the alley behind his home in Berwyn, the night before his son was to arrive for a visit. The Tribune ran a story in March looking back at the film and the lives it touched 10 years later.

Brown Extra Crispy

The UPS processing plant in south suburban Hodgkins was the site of an exta-alarm fire last night. Several truck trailers burned after a fire started in the receiving area. Lots of destroyed or damaged packages -- hopefully none were yours. (Apparently the Hodgkins facility is UPS's largest, containing 2 million of the company's 25 million square feet of floorspace.)

Wingman for Hire!

Seems that lots of people are getting into the matchmaker business these days. Now, you can hire a wingman (or wingwoman) to chat up someone who strikes your fancy up in the club. One Chicago business that's doing well is Mr. Right Now, Inc. which hires out wingpersons for $50 an hour (though they don't seem to have a web presence). Now if only I could get that Coors Wingman song out of my head.

More power than anticipated

This morning two people took a cop car on a brief joyride downtown, and ended up crashing it into the front door of City Hall. Atomly saw it all happen, and took pictures of the wreck. Update: NBC has the story.

Kanye's Got Two Hands Full

The 47th Annual Grammy Award nominations went out today for 2004, and Chicago-native Kanye West leads the pack with 10 nominations including Song of the Year for "Jesus Walks", Album of the Year for "The College Dropout," and Best New Artist. You can check out all of the categories (including Best Hawaiian Music Album) at the Grammy site. The awards show takes place on February 13, 2005.

Sam's Wine and Extortion Ring?

Sam's Wine & Spirits got hit by the Illinois Liquor Control Commission with a 15-count citation for violations including extortion, running an illegal warehouse and selling to other retailers, the Tribune reports. The ILCC is hoping to settle for a (big) fine, but might revoke Sam's liquor license if the case goes to court.

Check out Free WiFi

Chicago Public Library now offers patrons free wireless internet access, becoming the first major urban library system to do so. You can check out necessary computer settings, and find the nearest CPL branch online.

Return of the mummy

Remember when King Tut toured the country in 1977? Well, he's coming back, and the Field Museum is going to have him. In 2006, the museum will host the Chicago visit of about 130 treasures of the ancient boy pharoah and his relatives. I have a feeling that 2006 will also see the release of a remix version of Steve Martin's "King Tut" single.

Not R. Kelly This Time!

The Miami Herald published a fake story they got off the Internet about R. Kelly sexing up Ashanti's kid sister. A retraction ran today. (Considering the various allegations floating around, is it really a surprise that this hoax was believed?) [Thanks, Jenna]

We Wanted Names, We Got Names

Following up the story yesterday about the arrest of Derrick Mosely on blackmail charges, it turns out the unnamed, high profile athlete whose wife supposedly had an affair (possibly with R. Kelly?) is Gary Sheffield of the New York Yankees. And apparently there may be a videotape.

We Want Names!

The media is now naming names in the recent arrest of "community activist" Derrick Mosley. Mosley was charged with extortion for allegedly threatening to distribute a video of a certain athlete's wife with a certain Chicago-area musician. Media sources are now revealing that the musician involved may be R&B singer R. Kelly.

So What Else Is New?

The Sun-Times reports that Loop Capital Markets, a Chicago-based investment firm involved in the lucrative deal to privatize the Skyway, just happens also to be "at the center of a federal corruption case in Philadelphia."

Illinois wants to give you money!

The state government has $35 million, mostly in unclaimed tax refunds, that it's trying to give to its rightful owners. The State Comptroller's Website has a form that you can fill out to see if your name is on an uncashed state check. (Note that you do have to give your Social Security # on the site, and it doesn't appear to be a secure site. If you have reservations about giving out your SSN on the Web, you can also call the Comptroller's office at (217) 785-1128 during business hours.)

Whatever You Do, Don't Get Towed

It's happened to me: the spot looked safe, but the next day my car was in a tow lot in an isolated part of town, waiting for me and $165 to show up. Good thing I quickly did. About 40 percent of cars towed in 2003 were sold as scrap, some within less than a month of being picked up. And the nicer ones didn't get scrapped, but rather were sold to used car dealerships at a steep profit. Even if you get your car back quickly, you might be screwed: police recently busted two tow-truck drivers for stealing contents of towed cars.

Death and Taxes

Think the sales tax in Chicago is high now? How does 9% sound? That's what Mayor Daley is proposing in order to make up the current $220 million budget deficit. Expect to pay even more for concert and theater tickets, too, as the entertainment tax may increase from 7 to 8%. Find out how many other ways you can squeeze blood from turnips by reading the full story here.

New Stadium in Hoffman?

Hoffman Estates is considering a plan to build an 11,000-seat entertainment arena on the village's west side -- not far from where the old Poplar Creek Music Theater once stood. The plan is backed by the town's mayor, some developers and Sears, whose headquarters are nearby the proposed site.

Hear ye, hear ye ...

Apparently a group of Northwestern University neuroscientists and their colleagues have identified a protein that may eventually lead to gene therapies for deafness. Now, if only they could identify the protein for dumbness.

Cellular Hell

Which cellular service do you have? Hope it's not Sprint or Cingular: Channel 2 News did a cellphone comparison and found that those two services were at the bottom of the heap in Chicago. Tops? Verizon and US Cellular. You can read the companies' responses to the test here.

Who Needs Books?

The former director of the Homer Township Public Library in Lockport, IL was recently found guilty of stealing over $100,000 from the library between 1992 and 1999. Regetta Meyers remains free on bond but faces an additional lawsuit filed by the library district.

Non-Stick Gum

Wm. Wrigley Jr. Co. and the University of Illinois are working on some serious science: How do you make biodegradable gum that'll stick to itself but nothing else? Janitorial staffs across America eagerly await their success.

Don't Label Me Christian!

A patron at the Palatine Public Library is objecting to the library's use of stickers with "a little white and yellow cross with a purple background" to designate Christian fiction. The patron believes a "generic religious label" for Christian fiction would be more appropriate. The library staff have been using the labels for a couple of years and defend the practice, noting that Christian fiction is a recognized genre, but they are looking into new label types. Read the full story here.

Code Blue: Darfur Fundraiser

The current situation in the Darfur region of Sudan prompted one local Evanston resident to action this month. Kelly Grotke began a fund-raising effort in October, with a goal of raising funds for Doctors Without Borders, an international medical aid group. Tonight is the culmination of Code Blue: Darfur; a charity auction occurs at 6:30 p.m. at the Lake Street Church, 1458 Chicago Ave in Evanston. Donations are also gladly accepted.

Condo Hotel in the South Loop

Wanna buy a hotel room? Kimpton Hotels & Restaurants, which owns the Hotels Burnham, Allegro and Monaco, is opening a new condominium hotel in Printers Row, to be called The Morton. What's a "condo hotel?" Most of the rooms will be owned by individual investors, who share in the hotel's profits and can stay there free -- whenever it's not already rented. There are a few rooms left, ranging in price from the mid $100Ks to about half a mil. The International Herald Tribune reports that three other condo hotels are planned for the city, including the new Trump building and one planned for the Mag Mile.

Dave Matthews Sops Up Mess with Money

In the latest installment of Poopgate, Dave Matthews Band issued an apology and donated $50,000 each to the Chicago Park District and Friends of the Chicago River in hopes of putting the tour bus sewage dump fiasco behind them. The organizations are much obliged, but the band isn't admitting blame and Attorney General Lisa Madigan says the civil suit against the band will go ahead anyway.

Childhood Obesity Efforts Praised by AMA

The Consortium to Lower Obesity in Chicago Children was "praised by the American Medical Association as it begins a two-day obesity summit here Tuesday." Due to the great reaction to the consortium's efforts, the AMA is taking note of the efforts to curb childhood obesity on a community level. Some projects promoted by the CLOCC include dance and yoga workshops for children and offering free bike locks to kids to encourage riding bikes to school.

911 Upgrade

By the end of the year, the city's 911 emergency call center will be able to pinpoint the location of cell phone calls to within 400 feet.

CTA Story to Beat All

ThisIsGrand's Jonathan Messinger reports in the RedEye (?!?) what has to be the CTA complaint to end all complaints: "The CTA burned my house down."

Highwayman to Heaven

Holy moolah! A priest has been accused of stealing more than $1 million from the Archdiocese of Chicago. Father Brian Lisowski resigned earlier this year after relapsing into alcoholism and getting caught by the cops with a prostitute in his car. Talk about bad priests.

Dads: No Cameras, Please

It's a classic scene: A mother giving birth, with soon-to-be dad orbiting her with a video camera, capturing the moment for posterity. But in many area hospitals, it's a thing of the past. Crain's reports that OB-GYNs increasingly are ordering cameras out of the delivery room, fearing the threat of a malpractice lawsuit (with convenient tape of the incident) if anything goes wrong.

Chicago Theater's National Praise

Today's Wall Street Journal has a fine article about drama critic Terry Teachout's (possibly the best name ever) recent trip to Chicago. While you have to be a paid subscriber to read the article online, you can read large portions of Terry's mostly glowing reviews of the Court Theater's production of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" and Porchlight Music Theatre’s "Sweeney Todd" among others online at Arts Journal. Plus, some extra tidbits about his adventures in Chicago last weekend with another critic "Our Girl in Chicago." Come back soon, Mr. Teachout!

Friday Fish Tale

You know those goldfish you win at the local fair? The ones who barely live long enough for you to get them home, promptly dying minutes later? Well, Max the Fish has defied all laws of nature by living 19 years after his owner Steve Bennett brought him home to Mt. Prospect in 1985. 19 YEARS!!! Max has become quite the star, his story having appeared in several newspapers, on radio programs and cable television news shows. And of course, Max, the goldfish who will never die, has his own website and fan club.

Mom, You're Busted

You know you're getting high too often when your 7-year-old tattles on you for growing and smoking pot. Police confiscated 5,000 grams of marijuana, 77 grams of cocaine and five grams of shrooms based on the kid's tip.

Victoria's Been Grand for Elgin

While controversy has swirled around the state's last casino license, a little steamboat in Elgin has been quietly making money for both itself and the city. The Daily Herald has a report on the first 10 years of the Grand Victoria.

Dinner with Marc: 510/872-7326

Do you have the latest Crate & Barrel catalog at home? Then you have Marc Horowitz's phone number. The photo assistant managed to slip his digits into a product shot for the Chicago-based company, and has gotten hundreds of calls since. He doesn't mind, though -- it just so happens that he's in the midst of a project: The National Dinner Tour II, in which he's having dinner with strangers all across the country. Call him up and get on the tour.

Billboard Brouhaha

Seems like billboards are springing up all over, doesn't it? In Des Plaines, it's no joke: three towering billboards have been built along major roads there recently, and seven more are planned. It's become a serious scandal, meriting US Attorney review. The Journal & Topics is covering the story, which includes revelations that a former police officer convicted of bribery and tax evasion was treasurer of the sign company involved in the issue.

Rules of Panhandling

The City Council seems to be headed towards restricting panhandling, particularly "aggressive" panhandling. It would also restrict where one could be approached, with specific limits around ATMs, bus and El stops, and public transit.

Better late than never?

Perhaps you remember reading this column (last item) or this column (last item) by Sun-Times columnist Neil Steinberg. He made some comments about a lawsuit accusing William Kennedy-Smith of raping an employee five years ago and then harrassing her by telephone earlier this year. At least a couple bloggers wrote letters complaining about Steinberg and got responses from him and his editor. It took about a month, but the Sun-Times finally printed a letter (second item) written by Chicago NOW and Rape Victim Advocates complaining about Steinberg's views. I wonder what took them so long.

Shooting at State Capitol

A security guard was shot this afternoon at the state Capitol in Springfield. Details are sketchy, but the gunman escaped after the shooting. Governor Rod Blagojevich was not in the building at the time of the incident. See the Tribune or NBC-5 for more details.

Fines for Pot Smokers

Chicago police sargeant Tom Donegan is proposing fines for people caught with "small amounts" of marijuana. Tired of seeing these drug cases dismissed in court, he believes issuing tickets will effectively penalize offenders while raising money for the city. Darien, in DuPage County, already uses a similar system.

DIY Chicago

New City's cover story about the DIY community has some serious Gapers Block ties. Gapers staffer Brenda Janish gets a nod as the founder of Chicago Stitch N Bitch. Also mentioned is the DIY Trunk Show, the brainchild of "One Good Meal" writer Cinnamon Cooper and former staffer Amy Carlton.

Inspect That Résumé, Why Don't Ya

A 19-year-old building inspector, pulling down a $48,000 salary, quit the post after someone realized that the dates on his résumé didn't add up -- he'd have to have started a four year carpentry apprenticeship at age 13. How'd he get the job? Well, his dad is a high-powered official in the carpenters' union, and...

I Nominate Pepsi Blue

Gov. Blagojevich is considering a proposal to somehow sell the right to be called Illinois' Official State Beverage -- provided it's non-alcoholic. This would be the first Official State Anything decided by registered check instead of congressional vote, but hey, anything to raise cash, I guess. (The Trib wants to hear your suggestions for state drink -- post'em here.)

This Area Being Monitored

Mayor Daley's plan to link more than 2,000 surveillance cameras across Chicago to the city's 911 center is making headlines around the country today. According to some reports, Daley thinks Chicagoans "will love" the new surveillance system.

No-Kill Catch-22

Beginning this November, the Anti-Cruelty Society — a non-profit, privately-funded animal shelter — will no longer euthanize unadoptable animals. Instead, it will transfer all strays to city shelters, who will return healthy, adoptable animals after 5 days and euthanize the rest. While the ACS believes the new policy is more humane and will allow them to adopt out more animals, Chicago Animal Care and Control believes the strays will overload their system and force them to euthanize more animals more often. One thing we can do to help both parties: spay and neuter our pets!

Chicago Rap Artist Hurt in Fatal Accident

Twista, the Chicago rapper known for his ultra-quick flow and rise to the top of the charts, was hurt in a fatal van crash that killed a member of his security staff. The artist was treated and released from Saint Vincent Health Center in Erie, PA after his van crashed on Interstate 90 just after 4 a.m. Monday. The van was headed from Syracuse, N.Y. to Chicago when the crash occurred, and police are investigating how the van veered off the road and then rolled over.

World's Largest Ex-Laundromat

"The World's Largest Laundromat and Cleaners" in Berwyn went up in flames yesterday. The laundromat was well-known for its environmentally friendly practices, including the solar power system on the roof, which supplied about 60 percent of the power for its huge water boilers. About 30 people had to leave their clothes behind as the fast-moving blaze consumed the building.

Do your duty, even when you're awaiting trial

Oprah isn't the only big name in Illinois that was recently called up for jury duty. Former Gov. George Ryan was called up for duty this week in Kankakee. He was not chosen for a jury, perhaps because lawyers surmised that a former Illinois politician awaiting trial for racketeering, mail and tax fraud, etc. might not make the best juror.

Dave Matthews band officially accused of dumping sewage

Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan filed an official complaint against the Dave Matthews Band yesterday, accusing them of being behind the infamous waste-dumping incident of a couple weeks ago. Apparently some businesses around the bridge where the incident happened have provided videotape that show the bus on the bridge at the time. For their part, the band still stands behind their bus driver, and said in a statement that they will be cooperative in the investigation.

Dead People Don't Fly

The near northwest suburbs have enlisted the dead in their battle against O'Hare expansion: two cemeteries lay in the path of the expansion, and removing them would violate federal law and the Constitution, opponents say, so they're suing the city (again). Here's a little background on the cemeteries, compiled by the Bensenville Library.

O'hare: Now with 1/3 Less Flights

Well, all the airlines that operate out of O'hare airport have agreed to cut the number of flight arrivals per hour down from 132 to 88 between 7am and 8pm starting this fall, after the FAA came down hard. What this means: fewer and shorter delays for passengers, but the possibility of increased prices for tickets. Also, those busy air traffic controllers won't "get as distracted as much." Whew! And I wasn't thinking about that at all before.

Breast-baring

If you see a woman sitting in a public area with a baby held to her breast, don't stare and get excited. But don't complain about her indecency to management either. Blagojevich signed the Right to Breastfeed Act on Monday saying that mothers have the right to nurse their babies in public. 68 percent of newborns in Illinois are breast-fed and they often get hungry at inconvenient times and mothers don't have to worry about making their babies go hungry till they can find a disgusting bathroom stall. Wait till the FCC finds out that women across the state are whipping out their breasts in public, with children present. Oh, the damage that will be done to these innocent minds.

Another Meteor Attack!

Did you hear a series of loud booming noises last night? It may not have been a bass-thumping car in the street -- a meteor exploded over northern Chicago around 1am, scaring some with a bright flash and booms. No reports so far of recovered meteorite bits like last year's event in Park Forest; stay tuned... (Thanks, Joe!)

Oprah Gets the Call...

...for jury duty, that is. The millionaire talk show host and local celebrity has been chosen to serve on a jury starting soon. She'll pull down just $17.20 for a day's work as a juror for a murder trial on the South Side, not quite her usual daily rate. (Thanks, Matt)

Illinois importing drugs

Gov. Blagojevich announced today that Illinois is going to start importing prescription drugs from overseas, to reduce the costs for state residents without insurance plans or those with high co-pays. The plan isn't exactly legal, but state officials have noticed that the FDA has yet to prosecute someone for buying drugs out of the country, so they're going ahead with the plan. In response, the FDA is threatening to take the state to court, so who knows if the plan will ever actually get off the ground, or for how long it'll be operating?

The city that works not as much

Crain's Chicago Business reports that Chicago lost a lot of jobs over the past three years. 180,500 jobs were lost from a peak position in January 2001, and hit an all-time low in June of this year. Economists predict that Chicago won't gain its lost jobs back until the second half of 2006, so you unemployed readers out there might have quite a long job search in your near future.

Can't we all just get along?

Following Mayor Daley's accusation that the Tribune Co. hid the structural problems at Wrigley Field, the Tribune Co. this week invoked the Freedom of Information Act regarding the city's maintenance of the facade of City Hall. Yesterday, the city shut down construction on WGN's North Side studios, citing lack of permit and denying it had anything to do with the current tensions between City Hall and the Tribune Co. C'mon boys... shake hands and call it a day already, will ya?

Put Down That Quarter

You've been warned: Apparently, it's a "petty offense" to pick up change within 10 feet of a tollbooth. John Kass reports on the case of a man who was fined $75 by the Illinois State Toll Highway Authority for picking up and using a quarter he found outside his car when he found he didn't have enough change. The ticket for blowing off a toll is only $20.

Go to Bank, Pay Bills, Clinic (Syphilis test)

Good news! Chicago bucks the national syphilis trend! Those ads on the CTA must be working.

City to Condemn Lincoln Ave Motels

Back in February, GB's Ask the Librarian column discussed the some of the history of the strip of motels along Lincoln Avenue. The column also noted that the city used its condemnation powers to acquire and demolish three of the motels in the late 1990s. Yesterday, the Tribune reported that the city is renewing its efforts to take over two additional motels, the Lincoln Motel at 5900 N. Lincoln and the Patio Motel at 6250 N. Lincoln, so they, too, can be torn down. Photographers, grab your cameras and record these historic buildings while you can because this era of Chicago lodging is quickly passing away.

River boat tour wasted

A Chicago River boat tour was ended prematurely on Sunday when the boat passed underneath the Kinzie Street bridge and got doused by an unwelcome rain of liquid waste from at least one of two charter buses that were passing overhead. From now on, I'm going to be packing an umbrella when I travel by boat.

Assault Reported

As previously reported here, a woman was sexually assaulted on Racine near Armitage on Sunday night. The Tribune reported the assault today, after police issued a notice to area residents. Police do say that the victim reported that her assailant "sounded Caucasian," which led police to not link this attacker with a previously reported rapist still at large. Take care when walking alone, however, no matter what neighborhood you live in.

Sock Monkey Makes Homewtown Proud!

As reported here earlier, Rockford's 7-foot-tall sock monkey named Nelson has been hitting the Big Apple. Christina Magee held up Nelson today during an interview on the Today Show with weatherman Tony Perkins. And just to prove that blogging has gone mainstream, that monkey has his own online diary.

Wanted Black Panther as Toronto Librarian

According to Canada's Globe and Mail: "Mr. Pannell, police in Chicago say, is a former member of the Black Panther Party wanted for attempted murder in the shooting of a police officer four times at point-blank range in 1969 at the height of the radical group's notoriety."

Nytimes on touring Chicago

NY Times piece on places to go in Chicago. What's interesting to me is that they recommend places to tourists that wouldn't have been on the map five years ago: Wicker Park, Uptown, Ukrainian Village, Garfield Park. Best part: no mention of Sears Tower or Al Capone. We're moving up!

Maxwell Street Bust

A favorite destination of many, the Maxwell Street Market is Chicago's oldest outdoor market. While the City of Chicago website touts it as a "family affair", where bargaining is the universal language, it seems the city contractor in charge of running the market has found himself in a bit of trouble. Citing mismanagement and alleged drug use, the contractor and an employee have been suspended. It appears the city may have a disgruntled employee to blame for the allegations, which leads to a suspicious vibe to the whole story.

Big Chicks Bar Saved

In the end of a saga that has been followed by Gapers Block over the past few months, Big Chicks bar at 5024 N. Sheridan Rd. has been saved from closure thanks to a bill recently signed by the Guv which will allow any bars in big cities, located near houses of worship, to remain open as long as neighbors haven't complained. Read the rest in the Trib.

Organ Donation Approved

Illinois became the first state to approve the donation of HIV-infected organs between patients suffering from the disease. This means that those who are already living longer due to advances in treatment for HIV now can receive transplants, and enjoy a better quality of life. This won't happen overnight, however, as there is still a lot of work to do while the state coordinates screening and safety efforts with UNOS and the federal government.

Killing Cousins

Two cousins were arrested over the weekend, accused of killing four people in a murder spree across the South Side. Angel Ford Wright and Caroline Peoples allegedly killed their victims after robbing them, netting between $30 and $200 from each victim.

Another Lakeview man murdered in his home

A man's body was found dead in his Boystown apartment yesterday morning, and this afternoon police ruled it a homicide. Forest Cowley, a businessman who ran Cubs souvenir stands in Wrigleyville and had recently opened a storefront in Century Centre, had been missing for two weeks before his body was discovered in his apartment at Cornelia and Broadway. Police aren't necessarily linking Cowley's murder to that of Kevin Clewer, who was stabbed to death in his apartment on Elaine Place, a block away, in March, or to Brad Winters, who was killed in his Lincoln Park apartment last August, but it's hard to resist making a connection. Both Clewer and Winters were gay men who brought home a stranger from a Boystown bar before they were found murdered; police are still searching for the main suspect in Clewer's murder, and Winters' death remains unsolved. Whether Cowley's death is related or not, you might want to be careful who you bring home.

Originally, the last line of this post read, "Whether Cowley's death is related or not, gay men, you might want to rethink your one-night stands." We received a couple of e-mails of complaint in , accusing me and/or Gapers Block of being "presumptuous," "insulting," and "possibl[y] homophobic." If I may, I'd like to respond.

This is the sort of thing I'd post on my own blog and no one would bat an eye—in fact, I did post it on my blog, and no one batted an eye—but I should have realized that GB readers don't all know me that well. I am myself a gay man who lives in Lakeview/Boystown. My exhortation to "reconsider your one-night stands" was intended as a humorous way of saying, "be careful who you bring home." Here's what I wrote to the first respondent Wednesday night:

"It’s true that there’s no hard evidence that the Clewer case was a hookup gone wrong. But the 'person of interest' the Chicago PD has been looking for in that case, the one whose sketch you see posted all over the neighborhood, was upgraded to 'prime suspect' last week. Clewer was not just seen talking to the suspect; two witnesses told police that Clewer and the suspect left the bar together and headed in the direction of Clewer’s home. Several news stories have also noted that the suspect is known to work as a hustler, although police have stressed that this was not *necessarily* the case that night. All of this information can be found in this story at NBC5 and this one at the Trib.

"Police have also stressed that there is no physical evidence linking Clewer’s murder with Brad Winters’, but there is a perception in the community that the deaths were certainly similar, in that both men were found dead in their own apartments, naked, with multiple stab wounds, and no evidence of forced entry (link).

"After some community activists drew attention to the similarities, the CPD met with community leaders and 'issued community alert warnings against taking strangers home,' as recounted in Laura Washington’s Sun-Times column here.

"I’ll grant you that very little information has been released yet regarding Forest Cowley’s murder, but given the proximity and surface similarities to Clewer’s death, my thoughts went immediately to a connection. I’m not alone, in fact; I made the post on GB after overhearing a conversation this afternoon on the very subject, and some gay media outlets are making the connection as well, as in the headline 'Has Gay Man’s Killer Struck Again?' here.

"Also, for what it’s worth, I’m a gay man myself. I’m not trying to hide behind some double standard of 'I can say it but they can’t,' but I would like you to know that what I wrote came from being a part of the community concerned by this. While I certainly didn’t want to be seen as insulting, I realized I was walking a fine line of stereotyping with what I said. But stereotypes do come from somewhere, as they say; I decided 'better safe than sorry' was the way to go.

"I hope I’ve answered some of your concerns. Thanks so much for taking the time to write us about this. It’s great to know we have readers who care so deeply about what we say."

- (KV)

Jenny Jones Case Appeal Rejected

You might remember the case in 1995 when Jonathan Schmitz murdered Scott Amedure after Amedure revealed he had a crush on Schmitz during a taping of the Jenny Jones show in Chicago. Although the episode never aired, Amedure's family "won a $29.3 million award against Warner Brothers and the talk show, but the decision was later thrown out." Today the Supreme Court rejected an appeal by the family to reinstate the award. Schmitz, on the other hand, is currently serving 25-50 years in prison.

Apes in the House

Finally, the apes have moved in to their new home in Lincoln Park Zoo. The Tribune reports that the gorillas as well as a group of seven chimps from Florida's Lion Country Safari have settled in, to be joined by the zoo's five-member chimp troop scheduled to return next week. A while back, the new habitat was tested for any chances the animals might get out of their pen, and changes were made to the design, but only time, and monkey know-how will tell. The exhibit opens to the public July 1.

Debate Over Mosque in Morton Grove

A neighborhood group known as the Morton Grove Organization is pursuing a lawsuit filed last September seeking to prevent the Muslim Community Center in Morton Grove from expanding their school to build a mosque. While the Organization claims the dispute is about parking and increased traffic, they are using statues of pigs to symbolize their protest. Read the full story here.

Canine distemper outbreak

If you have a dog that you frequently let outside, you should be aware of the recent rise in distemper cases in dogs. The respiratory, gastrointestinal, and neurological virus is transmitted through airborne contact, and can be fatal if untreated. The best treatment is of course, prevention: vaccinations are available through your veterinarian.

Operation Last Rites

That's the name of the sting operation that nabbed another nine Gangster Disciples overnight, with warrants out on another four. The four-month operation broke up an "open-air heroin and crack cocaine market" in Englewood. Here's some background on the gang, including the long list of turf they claim. (Apparently, the Chicago-based BGDs have also started franchising in the Deep South, making police very nervous.)

Make Friends, Fight Asthma?

"If you live in a close-knit neighborhood, the kind where your neighbors have got your back, you're less likely to have asthma." The Sun-Times reports that a study of 338 Chicago neighborhoods found a correlation between neighborly trust and asthma prevalence. So I guess knowing your neighbors lets you breathe easier in more ways than one.

Federal Investigation: Chicago-style

As Attorney General John Ashcroft has recused himself from the the Valerie Plame investigation (a CIA operative who may have been outed by the Bush administration), he's been replaced by Patrick J. Fitzgerald, the US Attorney from Chicago. According to John Dean, "This has resulted in an investigation that is being handled Chicago-style - not D.C.-style. That's significant because in Washington, there is more of a courtesy and protocol toward power than exists in the Windy City."

Free at last

Our state this week exonerated its 18th former Death Row inmate. That's 18 exonerations and 12 executions since 1989, a mind-numbing 60 percent failure rate. The Tribune's Eric Zorn has written about Randy Steidl since 1998, and Northwestern professor David Protess sicced his students on the case in 1999.

We're Sinking!

...But it's hardly at a rate worth worrying about. Thanks to the ever-shifting of land masses, apparently sped up by the melting of Canadian glaciers, Chicago is sinking at a rate of one millimeter a year. (Thanks, James)

Unhand that candy!

A Northwestern student is facing misdemeanor charges today for eating 41 cents' worth of bulk candy at a White Hen Pantry store without paying for it first. Allison Baenen told the Daily Northwestern, "I'm not what you really call reckless or a danger to society."

The Governor's garage sale

If you were in Ravenswood Manor yesterday afternoon, you might have seen it: the neighborhood's annual garage sale. What made it special this year was Rod Blagojevich's participation.

Flatfoot Detectives Crack Case

When two severed feet were found in the trunk of an impounded car, Detectives Jones and Schleder were on the case. Fearing foul play, they tracked the car's ownership -- to a bankrupt podiatrist.

West Nile season has begun

The Tribune reports that DuPage County officials have reported finding a number of mosquitos that have tested positive for the West Nile Virus, and one dead bird that tested positive for the virus. This is the third year that Illinois has had to deal with the disease, and with this year's discovery of the virus it might be time to review the West Nile Virus info site from the Illinois Department of Public Health. Pay special attention to the mosquito photo gallery, as well as the WNV information doorhanger in PDF form. Handy for printing out your own doorhangers!

What's that smell?

Apparently Lemont, IL smells so bad that they've started their own odor detection department. (Most of the odors come from the number of refineries, tank farms, chemical plants and canal barges surrounding the village.)

Cubs Souvenir a Factor in Murder

A Cubs fan was murdered just outside the Cubby Bear last night. Amid the post-game chaos, Frank Hernandez whacked an SUV with a mini souvenir bat. The driver leapt from the car and battled with Hernandez until the driver's companion shot Hernandez in the chest. Hernandez had just watched the Cubs win against the Arizona Diamondbacks.

Made in Chicago

Babies Born With a Mission: In a growing practice that troubles some ethicists, a Chicago laboratory helped create five healthy babies so that they could serve as stem-cell donors for their ailing brothers and sisters.

Ticket not, lest ye be ticketed

The next time you find a ticket stuck to your car, consider this statistic: city government employees owe nearly $2 million in unpaid traffic tickets and water bills. To take care of this large bill, the city has filed about 4,700 wage garnishment cases against deadbeat employees, and 44 workers have been suspended for nonpayment.

More Proof Racism is Dumb

John Kass reports today that in the wake of the conviction of white supremist Matthew Hale on charges of putting out a hit on a federal judge, several racist websites posted the address and phone number for Tony Evola, the prosecution's key witness. Problem is, they're not bright enough to check their information, so they got the wrong Evola. Now an innocent family is getting harrassing phone calls, and the police and FBI are involved.

Somebody gonna Lotto? Anyone?

If you bought a lottery ticket in Calumet City last May with the numbers 03-23-28-29-38-42 on them, you have a week left to claim your jackpot. Nobody has stepped forward to claim the $2.5 million prize, and the deadline for claiming the prize is May 3rd. If nobody claims the money, you know what's going to happen to it? It's gonna get thrown to the wolves!

A Meteor's Demise

Remember that meteorite that exploded above Park Forest in March of last year? Here's a full account of the big space rock's explosion and origins. One of the scientists who examined the collected pieces of the meteorite happened to be present for the event (it exploded over his house).

Life Imitates Cliché

Officer Terry O'Brien of the Town of Geneva Police Department in Lake Geneva, WI, won the Dunkin' Donuts World Cop Donut Eating Championship held last night in Rolling Meadows, the Daily Herald reports. O'Brien ate nine donuts in three minutes.

Them Chicago cats is smart

Chicago Fire Commissioner James Joyce presented a bravery award yesterday to Willie the cat, who warned his owners of a rapidly developing kitchen fire. Undoubtedly Willie put 2 and 2 together, and figured out that if the kitchen goes, the cat food goes as well.

Check yr receipts

Chicago's Consumer Services Department recently finished its latest survey of city stores, looking for unintentional mark-ups at the cash register. Their report shows that, while most supermarkets and retailers are improving their error-catching rate, an alarming 78 percent of Chicago drugstores are overcharging its customers. The department's tips on preventing overcharging are common sense ones: bring sales ads to the store; mention any overcharges right away to the cashier; and check your receipts for discrepancies.

Shotgun Blast, 10 O'clock.

Heard about those new gunshot-detecting surveillance cameras the police are installing around town? FuturePundit has a good round-up of the news. (Thanks Brenda.)

Wanted: Ronald McDonald

Police are looking for a man dressed in a Ronald McDonald costume, who showed up unannounced at two McDonald's restaurants in Joliet and "allegedly showed an inordinate interest in a cash register."

"Love OW!"

Kanji, Japanese caligraphic symbols, are increasingly popular for tattoos, typically among people who can't read them. The Tribune recently took a look at the kanji tattooed on six people and had a researcher at the Japanese consulate translate them. Their owners would not be pleased. [via signal vs. noise] (Interestingly, this same article appeared a year ago in Columbia College's Echo magazine.)

Frail, infirm granny on the loose!

Betty A. Gooch of Algonquin, IL, was charged last month for passing bad checks at several Chicago area car dealerships, using her apparent frail health and age to persuade the salesmen to delay cashing the checks, and meanwhile running up the mileage on the vehicles while she had them. Ms. Gooch was supposed to appear at a court hearing yesterday, but in a move that perhaps the prosecutors should have anticipated, she did not show up after being released on her own recognizance for health reasons, and she has also lost the services of her defense attorney after she paid him with a bad check. An arrest warrant has been issued.

Cameras in Work Zones

Illinois could become the first state to target speeders in construction work zones. Similar to our system of catching red light runners, the state would mail a ticket to the car's owner. Speeding through a work zone currently costs $200 for a first offense and $350 for subsequent tickets. The new proposal would make the first offense a $500 ticket. Subsequent tickets would shoot to $1,000 apiece -- including $250 to fund more state troopers to patrol the roads.

Shop Chicago shut down by the city

It was to have been the second annual Shop Chicago event at the MCA's Hubbard Street warehouse. The idea was to have designers and local boutiques sell their wares, participate in a fashion show, and attempt to raise money for Gen Art Chicago's fashion program. Unfortunately, the caterer failed to obtain a liquor license, and so the Chicago police closed the event before it started. Boy, I sure hope that future organizers remember to get their liquor licenses for any public parties that might be happening (around, oh, say, April 16).

Giant sock monkey on nationwide rampage!

The sock monkey was invented in 1890 by John Nelson, owner of Nelson Knitting Mills in Rockford, IL (maker of the distinctive red-heeled socks used to make the dolls). To celebrate this indelible contribution to popular culture, the city of Rockford has crafted a seven-foot sock monkey named Nelson, who's travelling cross-country as an ambassador for Rockford. Godspeed, Nelson!

Chicago curfew back in effect on Saturday

Attention minors! The curfew law, which had been suspended since last month, goes back into effect on Saturday. From now on, you can break curfew if you're going to, or coming back from, a political rally, church or errand for a parent.

Wanna bet? Try Rosemont

The city of Rosemont won a highly coveted gambling license this week, and is planning to build a casino with the help of the company Isle of Capri Casinos, Inc. But now state officials and Wall Street investors are taking a second look at the business practices of the company, which has generated a large debt from aggressive growth strategies. Even if the company passes scrutiny, it may still face hurdles on the path to building a casino in Rosemont, in the form of Illinois officials who aren't happy with the choice (and would have preferred runners-up Waukegan or Des Plaines) and a very long approval process.

Rat Patrol

The Department of Streets and Sanitation's Bureau of Rodent Patrol houses the city's unsung heroes, fighting an endless battle to keep the city safe from the dreaded Norway rat.

Riverboat gambling ... in Rosemont?

On Monday, the Illinois Gaming Board will decide what site in Cook County could possibly be the next location for a casino. The current front-runner: Rosemont, which appeared to have the best bid this week for the proposed riverboat casino. Rosemont will have to best at least two other cities: Waukegan and Des Plaines, which also put in competitive bids in a gambling license auction that ended early Thursday morning.

The latest in cigarette technology

Finance Committee Chairman Ed Burke would like to see the cigarettes being sold in Chicago to have a self-extinguishing technology that prevents the cig from burning all the way down. The aim of the technology, already required in the state of New York, is to decrease the 900 fire deaths, 2,500 injuries and $400 million in damages caused each year by smoking-related accidents. If passed, the law would go into effect on January 1, 2007.

Topless grills in northern suburbs!

A dastardly criminal is striking fear into the hears of cookout fans in the northern suburbs! Yes, there's a BBQ grill lid thief on the loose in Skokie. Beware, take care.

Mandatory chipping for all ferrets!

The Tribune reports that a proposed ordinance going to the Cook County Board for consideration would require all dog, cat and ferret owners to have ID microchips implanted in their pets. The idea behind the law is to make it easier to identify lost pets, but detractors point out that pet licensing rates in Chicago are fairly low (25-30%), which would indicate that a majority of pet owners perhaps have other priorities than getting chips implanted in their ferrets.

Bird-feeding is not a crime

A woman in suburban Bridgeview was fined for having bird feeders in her backyard. But that's not the weird part. The weird part is that the fine was for $750. Outraged, she called up the mayor, who looked into the situation and ended up voiding the fine. The woman did agree, though, to remove two of the three feeders.

Cutting the Cord

Hey, I recognize those faces! GB's very own David Elfving and Sandor Weisz appear in a Chicago Tribune story about dropping "land-line" phone service in favor of wireless. "I thought about drawbacks, such as my cell phone battery running down," Weisz said. "So I decided to go six months using my wireline as little as possible. After I evaluated it, I canceled the service and haven't regretted it."

Chicago's "Block 37"

Straight from the mouth of Joe Dawson, "It appears that the development of Block 37... err I mean '108 N. State,' may finally be underway. Plans call for a variety of small retail shops, a new CBS 2 "showcase television studio" and a new CTA station with express trains to whisk travelers to and from O'Hare and Midway airports. Chicago-L.org has a great article (Feb 21) outlining the possibilities." Thanks Joe.

Double-check that junk mail

If you get any postcard-sized pieces of white paper in the mail from "CD MAP Antitrust Litigation," you're going to want to open it. Chances are you signed a petition at www.MusicCDSettlement.com and now your extra time at the computer signing online petitions is finally paying off. Your check may vary, but mine was for $13.86. If you threw out junk mail on Friday or Saturday, you might want to dig through your trash.

Chicago couple goes to SF for marriage

Robert Castillo and John Pennycuff, the first couple to sign up for Cook County's Domestic Partnership Registry, decided to fly to San Francisco to get married.

Daley: "no problems" with gay marriage

Reacting to the same-sex marriages that have been taking place in San Francisco, Mayor Daley said today that he personally would have no problem with same-sex marriages in Chicago, if County Clerk David Orr wanted to start issuing licenses for them. "They love each other, just as much as anyone else. They believe that the benefits they don't have, they should have. And so I have a very open mind on it."

Deprive yourself

After watching the horrible Daredevil a while ago, I was reminded of sensory deprivation tanks, otherwise known as floatation tanks. An article written by Brian Lewis in the Chicago teen publication New Expressions sheds a bit of light on what it's like. SpaceTime Tanks, the facility Lewis visited, is one of the better and well-known in Chicago.

Not in the top 10

This is one list that it is good to be near the bottom or middle of. The Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America has ranked the top 50 cities with the worst allergy problems for Spring and for Autumn. Chicago makes it to 41 and 30 resectively. So keep wishing for all those flowers to bloom and be glad you don't live in Louisville, KY.

You meddling kids

The Sun-Times reports that Chicago's enforcement of curfew has been temporarily suspended, because of problems with Indiana's laws. The 7th US Circuit Court ruled that Indiana does not give enough protection to minors who need to be out after hours, and since Chicago is part of the 7th Circuit, its laws need to be changed as well. So all you minors, this is your chance to stay out after 10:30 on weeknights (11:30 on weekends)!

Lincoln Park Rapist

Ladies, make sure your doors and windows are locked at night: Police are warning of a serial rapist in the Lincoln Park neighborhood. This is apparently the second Lincoln Park rapist to be identified -- each has a different M.O. The newly identified attacker has also been linked to rapes in Lisle and Kenosha.

More $ to Smoke

Bad news for smokers (good news for the rest of us): the Cook County Board of Commissioners raised the county tax on cigarettes from 18 cents to a dollar, meaning smokers now pay a total of $2.53 in city, county, state and federal tobacco taxes. The new tax takes effect April 1.

Homicidal City

As part of an ongoing series, the Tribune is taking a look at what has made Chicago one of the most murderous in the country. Today's feature is a profile of the deadliest beat in the city: Logan Square Beat 1413. [Trib login: gapers/gapers]

To Have and Have Not

Governor Blagojevich wants every child in Illinois to have a book in his or her hands, yet at the same time, his state budget cuts are forcing some public libraries to reduce their book budgets and their hours and increase the wait for interlibrary loan materials. [Trib login: gapers/gapers]

More Cops on the Beat

Expect to see more cops on the streets of Chicago in the coming months. Superintendent Phil Cline ordered 1,000 cops assigned to office jobs to sit in marked cars at the worst spots in the city for at least one eight-hour shift a month. Intended to curb the "open air" drug markets and illicit gang activity, residents are already noticing the changes in their neighborhoods. Hopefully the new chief in town will work to remove our city's name from the top of the murder list.

Chicago's Not That Bad

The Rockford Register Star's Pat Cunningham has leapt to the defense of our fair city: We're neither the "murder capital of America," as has been widely reported (that title goes to Gary) nor are we the fattest city in America. So feel free to have that ice cream cone in a dark alley tonight.

Scam artist

Craigslist Chicago's Missed Connections has quite a few interesting posts concerning a female scam artist who seems to operate on the Red Line from Rogers Park down to Lincoln Park. Read the Mugged Lady @ Thorndale SCAM! posts. Be careful not to get suckered.

About time

We finally got our first decent snowfall, and Tom Skilling says there's more where this came from, so it's time to brush up on shoveling skills. If you feel any tightness in your chest, stop immediately!

Museum to move U-505

This weekend will be your last chance to see the U-505 submarine at the Museum of Science and Industry before the German U-boat is moved to its new $35 million underground home. The Daily Herald reports that "crews will move the 252-foot-long, 37-foot-wide boat from its current spot at the south end of the museum to its new location at the museum's northeast corner, about 500 yards away. Doesn't sound too difficult, until you consider that the boat weighs 700 tons and has been rusting away for the better part of the last 50 years." The process is expected to take more than a week, but the new exhibit location won't be opened until next year. Find out more about the history of the submarine, including a virtual tour, at the museum's website.

Murder count down in 2003

Chicago's murder count in 2003 was 599, the lowest since the 1960s, according to the Sun-Times. Unfortunately, that number was still higher than the counts for New York (596) and Los Angeles (about 499).

Chicago is a Killer

The annual number of shootings and homicides are steadily decreasing around the country. But for the second time in three years, Chicago leads the nation in murders -- 599 in 2003, compared with 594 in NYC and fewer than 500 in LA. Our city's murder rate is actually three times New York's because of our smaller population. Happy new year! [Trib login: gapers/gapers]

Chicago's finest, but not the fittest

The Chicago police department offered a $250 bonus to its 13,500 officers if they passed a physical fitness test. Only about 2,750 officers took the challenge.

Intellectual Freedom Wars

After a flap over the unauthorized removal of copies of the Chicago Reader from the Cook Memorial Public Library District in September because of an alleged "obscene word," library board members believe residents of suburban Libertyville need a lesson in intellectual freedom. One board member, however, believes a suggested presentation by the American Library Association "would be a one-sided, liberal indoctrination" and is threatening to ask "a crowd of conservative-minded people to attend the meeting and express their views." Read the full story in the Daily Herald.

Free Gift Wrapping at Chicago Airports

City Aviation Department spokeswoman Monique Bond said complimentary gift-wrapping will be available at O'Hare International Airport and Midway Airport on Friday, Monday and Tuesday -- the three busiest travel days leading up to Christmas. Bond said travelers will be able to have items wrapped once they cross the security checkpoints. Bond also says that travelers should not bring wrapped items to the airport because they may be opened for inspection.

Today's feel-good story

Tuesday morning, employees at Aberdeen's Wedding Flowers on the Northwest Side opened up their offices to find that they had been robbed of $3,000... and a stack of toys that was to have been delivered to children at a number of local area hospitals. After the story got reported in the local media, the offices were flooded with offers of replacement money and toys. Not too surprising, considering 'tis the season to be generous, but it's still nice to know that kids in hospitals will have a happier holiday season this year.

Go! Go! Go!

Maybe Risk and Othello struck your fancy as a child, but now you're too smart for them and find their strategy opportunities unchallenging. If so, you just might be a fan of Go. It's a game that involves two players, round chips and aboard that has a simple grid. The rest lives in your imagination. And, if a group in Skokie has their way, there just might be a place where you can pay to play. [Trib login: gapers/gapers]

Midwives being Forced out of Business

Despite the rising popularity of widwives, the the University of Chicago Hospitals and Health System is closing the doors on its midwifery center after 18 years. Read more about widwifery and closings across the country at Women's Enews.

Creepy Timing

An unnerving footnote to the Hammond, Indiana, teen murder case that's been in the news: the discovery of the murders occurs 25 years almost to the day after the discovery of serial killer John Wayne Gacy's eerily similar stash of victims' bodies in his suburban home's basement.

Deep Tunnel digging's over

Today marks the final work in the digging phase of the Deep Tunnel project, a massive 109-mile tunnel system designed to keep stormwater out of area basements and waterways. Digging started in 1976, in response to the 1972 Clean Water Act. Although today marks the end of the digging phase, concrete walls still need to be put into the tunnels, in the hopes of opening the project's tunnels by 2006.

Mmm, rat-flavored meat

David Smith plead guilty to one charge of "improper meat storage" on Tuesday, for allowing 12 million pounds of animal flesh to reside in unclean conditions. More than five rats were being caught and killed each day at the mammoth West Side facility -- just imagine the ones that got away. Apparently, the meat was destined for "high-quality" restaurants in the Chicagoland area. Close to $7.5million in meat had to be destroyed.

Young Weight Problem

The Consortium to Lower Obesity in Chicago Children reported today that nearly one quarter of kids aged 3 to 7 in Chicago are overweight.

Rink of the Damned

The destruction of the Rainbo Roller Center (to make room for new condos, natch) has uncovered six bags' worth of human bones in the rink's basement. Police are investigating. Perhaps the new condos will be haunted....[Trib login: gapers/gapers]

UIC Makin' Jaws

The Chicago Tribune is reporting that the enormous, lavishly funded biotech research arm of the University of Illinois-Chicago has successfully crafted part of a human jaw using rat stem cells. [login: gapers/gapers]. They also proved that once the process becomes standardized, it will be relatively inexpensive (or as inexpensive as anything having to do with medicine ever is). But if they need more rats, I know a few nice rat families that have made quite a living under our deck.

Progress on Syphilis

Chicago Free Press is reporting that incidences of syphilis have declined by 33% in the city of Chicago, but have risen by 9% throughout the rest of the country. The Centers for Disease Control estimate that 40% of that increase involves gay males.

StreetNotSoWise?

"There is absolutely no excuse for keeping 2, 3 and 4 year old children out in freezing weather to lift yourself up." The Chicago Report has strong words for StreetWise after seeing vendors hit the streets with children in tow.

Finding a Home

Homelessness is on the rise here and across the country, but the City has a new plan that aims to get more people off the streets than previous schemes. Chicago is putting weight behind a "housing first" initiative, encouraging homeless advocacy and support groups to provide a place to live before helping homeless people with their other issues. Starting next year the city will provide funding only to shelters that comply with this program. In the meantime, the Homelessness Prevention Fund gives families who are in danger of losing their homes small amounts (an average of $450) to help make ends meet.

...and they came out smelling like a rose

One good thing that came out of the recent garbage strike: a family who accidentally threw out a $10.5 million lottery ticket was able to retrieve it from the garbage still waiting pickup.

The Octopus Prank

They have a lot of fun down there in Peoria. No really. See, this guy's girlfriend bought a boiled octopus from the local Chinese buffet and slipped it into his toilet. Hilarity ensued!

Granddad vs. Methuselah!

Who's got the oldest living fish in captivity: the Steinhart Aquarium in San Francisco (which received an Australian lungfish named Methuselah in 1938), or Chicago's Shedd Aquarium (which received a lungfish named Granddad in 1933)? Not surprisingly, Chicago claims the prize, although there's truly no definitive way to know which fish is older (both fishes having conveniently lost their birth certificates).

The Fate of Stateway Gardens:

Soon, it won't exist. Six of the eight high-rises that once made up Stateway Gardens public-housing development have already been torn down, and another is being prepared for demolition now. The CHA is destroying 22,000 units and building only 8,000 new ones -- still enough, they claim, to house the 25,000 families currently living in Stateway, but critics say that doesn't take into account the thousands who were on the waiting list.

HP Goes High Class

If the University of Chicago has its way, Hyde Park may soon have a bona fide entertainment district. Plans are underway to relocate the famous, recently shut-down Checkerboard Lounge from its current Bronzeville location up to 52nd and Harper. The plan also includes turning a nearby defunct theater into a fine arts movie theater.

Wolf Killed at Brookfield Zoo

Cinnamon Bear, an 11-year-old northern gray wolf, was shot and killed at Brookfield Zoo today when it grabbed the arm of an idiotic woman who "apparently hopped a 3 1/2-foot fence and reached through a second 10-foot chain-link fence to touch the wolf." Read the story in the Tribune. [Login: gapers/gapers]

Panhandlers Vindicated

A half-million dollar settlement has been reached in a court case on behalf of 5,000 panhandlers arrested in 1999-2002 under a repealed city ordinance that had classified panhandling as disorderly conduct. Panhandlers who were arrested are eligible for $400 compensation, while those who were only ticketed will receive $50. A spokesman from the Chicago Coalition for the Homeless said it would remain to be seen how many claims would be filed, though.

Lunar eclipse

If you're out tonight, don't forget to look up: there's a total lunar eclipse.

It'll make a great movie some day

Today the feds charged nine people, seven of them union projectionists from Chicago, with a wave of arson and assault at theaters across the country. In a twist befitting any bad heist movie, the arsonists are accused of leaving calling cards: CD covers from the band Chicago, "just so the notion of the city of Chicago would be planted in the minds of the theater owners," according to U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald. The conflict between movie theaters and projectionists has been simmering for years, and the union has a history of violence and crime that goes back to the '20s and continued into the '90s. [Trib. login: gapers/gapers]

My Kind of Town

Scientists have determined that areas of the Lake Calumet region of southeast Chicago contain microbial communities where the water can reach extraordinary alkalinity of pH 12.8 — far beyond known naturally occurring alkaline environments. The closest known relatives of some of the microbes are in South Africa, Greenland and the alkaline waters of Mono Lake, California. Among the possible harmful things microbes could do is collect and distribute hazardous materials to nearby lakes and wetlands. Yummy!

The fix is in

To help lower the stray and unwanted animal population, the city's Animal Care and Control Commission is tricking out a 30-foot petmobile to provide free spaying and neutering right there in your neighborhood. The van, donated by Chicago Wolves owner Don Levin, will be up and running once volunteer and staffing issues are sorted out. (Trib login: gapers/gapers)

Solar flares

Having a strange, disrupted day? Blame it on the solar flares that have been bombarding us with a powerful geomagnetic storm since early this morning. [login: gapers/gapers]

Meningitis vaccination program over.

The city has wrapped up its emergency meningitis vaccination program, after determining that they had pretty much reached their target crowd. Total vaccinations: more than 14,000.

Meningitis Vaccinations

After an unusual outbreak of bacterial meningitis in the gay community, the City Health Department is offering free meningitis vaccinations for gay and bisexual men on the North Side. (Everyone else can get vaccinated, too, but it'll cost you upwards of $50 a shot. No word on how they'll determine the sexuality of those who show up.) Here's a list of inoculation sites.

Hollywood Ending

As if Steve Bartman's troubles weren't enough, now someone wants to make a movie based on his involvement in the Cubs' downfall.

Uh Oh

Miller Brewing Company has recalled a batch of twelve oz. cans of Sharps non-alcoholic beer sold in Illinois. Due to "a filling error," the cans may contain real, fully alcoholic beer. All you under-21ers out there: Run, run to your nearest convenience store before this supposed "error" is corrected!

More Nobels for Illinois scientists!

The Nobel Prize in Physics went to three scientists who separately developed theories on the behavior of supercooled materials were jointly awarded the Nobel in physics. One of the scientists works at Argonne National Laboratory, and another is on the faculty of UIUC.

Stank in the Streets

3,300 garbage collectors in Teamsters Locals 301 and 731 walked off the job yesterday when contract negotiations broke down. What's that mean for you? If you live in a single-family home or a building with fewer than four units, your trash will still be collected. However, if you live in the suburbs or in a larger building, limit your consumption. [Trib. login: gapers/gapers]

Students Hypnotized, Then Assaulted

Police in Evanston are investigating a bizarre series of incidents in which several Northwestern University students reported they were hypnotized, then sexually assaulted in the University Library. Read the story in the Daily Northwestern.

Spit away

Just so you know, spitting in the city of Chicago is legal. Despite the repeal of a ban on spitting in 1997, 211 tickets have been issued since December 2000 for spitting in a public way, ranging from $1 to $5. The family of a recent spitting victim is considering suing for an alleged civil rights violation. Even so, spitting on the CTA is still prohibited.

Duff Family Indictments

The Duff Family, who run the enormous Windy City family of city services (including waste management, janitorial services, and more), were indicted by the Federal Government on Thursday. The Duffs received close to $100m in city contracts, often "minority contracts," received because they install dummy presidents on their subsidiaries. One of these, Remedial Environmental Manpower, was headed by an African-American, Charles Stratton, who answered to the Duffs. The green REM trucks should be familiar to you: they're basically omnipresent in every city neighborhood.

That's A Lot of Pot

Chicago police found 10,000 marijuana plants growing on public land on the southeast side yesterday, all ready to be harvested. The value of the cache was estimated at $27 million.

Metrosexuals PRO and CON

Why it's on ESPN.com I have no idea, but two columnists have weighed in on the Metrosexual phenomenon--including hometown boy and ESPN Radio anchor Mike Greenberg. PRO...and...CON

Guac Cocaine

Police caught drug smugglers yesterday who hid their cocaine in buckets of frozen guacamole -- it's unclear if the intended buyers of the 312 kilos of coke would get free tortilla chips with their order.

Wash Your Hands

Not only are men dirtier than women, but Chicago men are dirtier than men at every large airport in North America. Don't believe me? Ask the American Society of Microbiology. Yick!

Nabbed!

It looks like the Wicker Park Rapist may been captured. Police arrested two men who allegedly worked together to attack women this summer. Although police charged Dennis Robinson and Willie Moore in just two attacks, police continue to investigate their involment in other Wicker Park sexual assaults.

Slow Down

The number of police chases in the city dropped by more than half in June and July, to 46 from 111 in the same period last year.

We're #1!

"Illinois had more spilled shipments of hazardous materials - many of them in Chicago's suburbs - than any other state last year." Yes, yes, move to the suburbs, kiddos! Be near the hazmat spills! Mua ha ha haaa....

Gapers Block 37 (tm)

Looks like the Guv is looking to get more corporate sponsorship for things in Illinois. My suggestion: make Chicago sponsored by BankOne. [Trib. login: gapers/gapers]

Barsoom Rising

Mars Mania is gripping people from Belfast to Bahrain as the Red Planet gets closer to the Earth than it's been in over 60,000 years. The window when the center of the earth is closest to Mars has passed - but currently Mars is closer to Chicago than it's ever been in the history of the city. You can check it at The Adler, but surface thermals and long lines there mean you might have better luck at The Ryerson Observatory.

Attack of Bridezilla's Mom

Did you hear about the mother-of-the-bride who attacked the stripper at her daughter's bachelorette party? Seems the guy was "the wrong man at the wrong time" -- he was running late and filling in for a buddy -- and didn't pay enough attention to the bride. He was hit over the head with a bottle, scratched and punched before escaping and calling police. Mom got 30 court supervision and a $2,500 restitution bill.

Hot Hot Heat

Today will be hot, humid and wet. Or so the weather says. A high of 98 degrees is in the works with a thunderstorm or two in the afternoon supposedly. Heat indexes to rise to 104 degrees! Best you be careful and stay in the shade if you can, stay hydrated and check on loved ones who don't have the luxury of air-conditioning. Especially any older friends and neighbours.

Tuvalu in Trouble

Is global warming causing Chicago's mild summer? Hope not, 'cause it's also screwing over tiny little Tuvalu. Can coral atolls grow as fast as water levels rise? Probably not. Don't worry, .tv domains will still be for sale (after all - Tuvaluans have to have some way to pay their UN dues). It's just that all the DNS will end up being managed in New Zealand.

Missing diamond ring

If you've recently lost something valuable, it could be the diamond ring in the tip jar at a Barrington Starbucks. Since the news of the $5000 find has spread, Detective Roy Watson received a number of calls: "It's amazing how many people have lost diamond rings." [Trib. login: gapers/gapers]

Make a Wish

Tomorrow night the moon is scheduled (pdf) to rise at 8:45pm, and it's a full moon. Certainly worth checking out; last night it was beautiful, almost full and well, luminous. Sadly the moon's lovely light is going to block one of my favorite parts of August, the annual Perseids meteor shower. I'm sure some will be available, and besides, who really needs an excuse to stay up watching the sky on a beautiful summer night?

Gnats

A possible unexpected side-effect of our mild summer: giant swarms of gnats.

Beach Closings

Think beach closings have been up this year? You'd be right. But officials aren't sure what's causing the increase in dangerous E. coli blooms.

The Good Ol' Days

The last 100 degree day we experienced was 4 years ago, in 1999. Not only was the temperature 100 degrees but the humidity level was at 100%. God bless Chicago! Appreciate today's 83 for CRYING OUT LOUD!

Jesus Brick:

Jesus Brick: Unable to get laid in a Chicago park. [Trib login: gapers/gapers]

Hello, George?

"Cash, small unmarked bills only in a paper bag, how can I help you?" That's the way the lawyer who ended up with ex-Gov. George Ryan's old cellphone number answers.

Air Quality

How does Chicagoland's air quality rate? Depending on who you ask, anywhere from a B to an F, according to this Pioneer Press article.

"Historic" Hoffman Estates

According to a story in the Daily Herald, the trustees of suburban Hoffman Estates have agreed to create a museum to showcase the village's history - all 44 years of it. One woman has "offered to donate to the museum a hand-woven coverlet made by her grandmother in the 1870s" - almost ninety years before the village was even incorporated.

Point Reprieve

During the summer, the point is where Hyde Park comes together as a community. The Tribune (login:gapers/gapers) is reporting today that fascist plans to destroy it have been changed thanks to the hard work of those who want to save it. Huzzah! You can download the entire report of the meeting (warning: M$ .doc) and read more about it.

O'Hare Delays

Air travelers may experience heavy delays today as severe thunderstorms pound the Chicagoland area. Today's swampy, unpredictable weather will continue through tomorrow. Check on any flight delays here.

Porch cave-in

Sunday morning as I'm at Urban Bikes procuring some bike parts, a friend informs me of the "...accident at a party in the DePaul area", with a porch collapsing and 12 deaths, which triggers my other friend to immediately call our friends to see if it was a party that they had attended that night (Saturday). Fortunately for the people they and I knew, it wasn't. However, things like this are pretty horrific and it's sad news indeed. For those of you with porches and a tendency to party, BBQ or socially gather people on them, please be careful.

Singing cop sentenced to jail

Sheriff's officer William Jarding was sentenced to the maximum 16 months in prison for stealing ammunition after he was caught on tape by the FBI singing a duet about the crime with decorated Chicago police officer Joseph Miedzianowski in 1998, whom the FBI was investigating. See the damning song lyrics in this Associated Press report.

Cortroom Brawl

Apparently Chicagoans aren't just assaulting visiting team coaches anymore: an attempted robbery defendant suddenly attacked his attorney during a bond hearing, punching him repeatedly in the face and sending him into seizures. Two bailiffs, the other attorney and even the judge helped to subdue the guy, who now faces aggravated battery charges as well. The defense attorney was released from the hospital this morning.

Ozone Day

Today's the first Ozone Action Day of 2003! Don't pump gas or mow your lawn or do much of anything at all.

Pot Trafficing Lawyer

"Your Honor, may I be blunt?" A lawyer was arrested over the weekend when tried to visit his clients in a high security prison with two bags of marijuana taped to his inner thighs. The dope caught the interest of the drug-sniffing police dog, who made a beeline for his crotch...make up your own punchline.

Viagra Gum?

"Kiss a little longer, last a little longer -- give your _____ long-lasting freshness with Big Red!" The old slogan for Wrigley's cinnamon gum may be raised from the dead if plans for a Viagra-infused gum come to fruition. Reuters says a patent was filed in 2000 for just such a thing -- but we'll have to wait till 2011 for the little blue pill's patent to run out before Bigger Red can hit shelves.

Put Down the Prairie Dog

Monkey to Gambian Rat to Prairie Dog to Human: that's the apparent chain of animals leading to the first outbreak of monkey pox in North America that came to light over the weekend. Several people in Wisconsin and a couple here in Illinois have come down with the West African virus, picked up from their infected prairie dog pets.

News of the Weird Fodder

Couple stories that'll probably be in News of the Weird sometime soon:
1. Naked Man Steals Vodka, Stabs Random Customer.
2. Man Who Faked Own Death Dies.

Chicago Meatwave

Though Khoi's in New York, he's been kind enough to point my ignorant arse towards Chicago's current Meatwave.

A good swan song

Some birds are giving United Airlines employees hope that their company may again fly high.

After more than a year's absence, a pair of rented swans is back in residence at the airline's Elk Grove Village corporate headquarters. The territorial birds' main job is to shoo away the many Canada geese that flock to the property's large pond.

"When those darn geese are undeterred, people walking in the open are undeterred, if you catch my drift," one employee said. "But now that the swans are back, they scare off most of the geese. Occasionally, you'll see one or two geese standing on the roof looking pissed, but that's about it."

The return of the swans is having another effect, the employee revealed.

"Everybody I know is pleased that the swans are back," he said. "They're lovely, graceful and fiercely devoted birds. This is a good omen."

Chicago overcast

Today, Chicago is overcast, while the gardeners outside of my window are mowing and clearing the grass and greenery around the courtyard. While Spring flirts with Chicago, the temps will be in the 50's this week and all is good for now. This is more like a Chicago spring. Oh and those April showers too!

 

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